(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRASHING AND CLANGING)
RICK: Oh, no, you don't! What are you doing in here?
This is my place of tranquility
and I won't have you ruing it.
(GRUNTS) In other words, no entrez vous!
Got it, cat?
GINGER: Rick?
Ready to go to my mother's for dinner?
Yikes!
Rick? Rick, what are you doing?
Are you hiding something?
(STAMMERS) Nothing, honey! I mean,
it's a surprise for you. For your birthday.
Aw.
Why can't you show me a little peek right now?
What and ruin the surprise?
Well, at least I know why you're spending so much time up here lately.
Can I help that I find painting so relaxing?
Hey! You better not be in my studio.
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)
Anything happens to that painting,
you'll be using a curb for a pillow. Got it?
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SNICKERING)
(SCREAMS)
Ah, ah, ah, you're only as good as your word, Thomas.
Don't listen to him!
Jerry's a royal pain in the letterbox.
Don't you want to go over there
and punch him in the face?
(BLOWS RASBERRY)
Well, Thomas, what's it going to be?
Your word or that mouse?
(GASPS)
(LOUD THUD)
(GRUNTS)
-(WHIZZING) -(WOOD CREAKS AND THUDS)
(SHRIEKS)
(LAUGHS)
Phew!
(PEACEFUL INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING)
(SLURPING)
(CRASH)
(SCREAMS)
(GULPS)
All right, all right, all right.
I'll help you boys out. But what's in it for me?
Well, if that's what's at stake.
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Artiste.
SPIKE: Guys, guys, guys!
Rick and Ginger will be home any minute.
Ya gotta just do this!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(CRASH)
(SCREAMS)
(YELLS)
(STRUGGLING)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CAR ENGINE ROARING)
(SCREAMS)
Anything happens to that painting,
-you'll be using a curb for a pillow. -(GULPS)
Got it?
GINGER: Dinner was great, right?
RICK: Yeah, I love you mother's meatloaf.
It was meatloaf, right?
You know, I can't wait for you to see what I've been working on.
I really think you're gonna love it.
All right, now, now, close your eyes.
Close 'em.
No peeking.
Happy Birthday... Tom!
(SCREAMS)
Oh, how lovely!
Painting a picture for me of Tom.
How wonderfully selfless of you.
Yeah? I mean, yeah! I know, I know!
And you...
Now, I don't know what happened to the other painting,
but let's just say we'll call it even on this one.