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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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HILDIE: Exhausting,
isn't it, Beatie?

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BEATIE: Oh, there's
no rest for the wicked.

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HILDIE: A witch's work
is never done.

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(CHANTS A SPELL)

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HILDIE: Oh, my.

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(LAUGHING)

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(SLAMS)

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(COUGHING)

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-(LAUGHING)
-HILDIE: Thomas.

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Witches Aid will be here
for pick up any minute.

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Gather our donations, please.

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(BEATIE CHANTS A SPELL)

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(CHATTERING)

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HILDIE: Well,
box is up, Thomas.

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(THUD)

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BEATIE: Stop
lying around, cat.

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Pack that junk, or we'll
throw you out with it.

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(CHATTERING)

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BEATIE: Oh, don't be
so dramatic, Thomas.

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Zeke only bites
when he's hungry.

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(SCREAMING)

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BEATIE: Oh, silly me.
I forgot to feed him.

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HILDIE: Oh, Thomas.

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Don't forget to toss out
that dirty old blanket, too.

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BEATIE: (CHUCKLES)
All right, you can keep it.

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(FLIES BUZZING)

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BEATIE: Thomas, stop
staring at my bunions,

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and get back to work.

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HILDIE: Thomas?

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-(SLAMS)
-(CRASH)

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-(SCREAMS)
-(CHATTERING)

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-(LAUGHING)
-(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

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(YAWNS)

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MAN: Witches Aid calling.

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(SCREAMS)

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(HEART BEATS)

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HILDIE: Dear cat, it's
time to say goodbye
to that blanket.

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BEATIE: Yes, Thomas.

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You've had that
ratty thing for ages.

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Let it go.

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(SOBBING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(FROGS CROAKING)

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(WORMS SQUISHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Hiya, pal.
Welcome to Witches Aid.

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Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys.

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It sure gets lonely
in this ghost town.

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You're gonna
love it here, pal!

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We got everything.
Bad dreams? Aisle 17.

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Faulty ones? Aisle 12.

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And for the special lady
in your life,

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enchanted underwear.

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(GROWLS SOFTLY)

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Not bad. But that's nothing.

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Who wants to settle
for all this junk,

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when you can have
your very own certified,
stupefied ghost!

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(BELLS DINGING)

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Excuse me.
Sorry, maybe I wasn't clear.

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I was talking about me. Ta-da!

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Now, listen. I ain't
just no ordinary ghost,
you know?

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I'm perfect for all occasions.

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Parties, bar mitzvahs,
weddings, funerals.

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Or just a romantic
candlelit dinner for two.

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(VIOLIN THUDS)

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GHOST: So you'll
think about it?

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(CRASH)

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Looking for this?

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GHOST: A customer
who knows what he wants.

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I respect that.
So I'll make you a deal.

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For a limited time only,

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we are offering
a special two-for-one sale.

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For every blanket you buy,
you get your very own ghost!

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Me! Who could pass

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on an amazing deal
like that, right?

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So what do you say, partner?
Do we have a deal?

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Hey, I think I'm getting
mixed signals here.

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GHOST: That does it.

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(EXPLOSION)

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You ungrateful cat!

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If I can't have you,
then no one will.

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(CHATTERING)

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(JAW CHUCKLING)

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(CHATTERS)

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(BROOM CREAKS)

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Oh, boy.

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Gee, wow.

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Sorry about all that, guys.
I just thought...

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(BROOM CREAKS)

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Yeah. Yeah, I deserve that.

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But I'm not all bad, really.

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I've just been so lonely,
and I've always wanted
my own home to haunt,

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and you boys seem
so nice, and...

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Hey. Tell you what?

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Maybe, if I fix
the cat's blankie,

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could you just do
me one big favor?

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I bet he'd
really appreciate it.

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How could you say no
to a face like that?

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So do we have a deal?

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Oh, you won't regret this.

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Hear that, champ?
I got you covered!

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(CHANTING A SPELL)

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Not bad, huh?

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Now, about your
end of the deal.

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GHOST: See, this ain't so bad.

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-(SNORING)
-Everybody wins!

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The cat's got his blankie,
I got a home,

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and you got yourself a brand-
spanking-new forever friend.