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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(TOM COUGHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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-(SHRIEKING)
-(LAUGHING)

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(HILDIE AND BEATIE SCREAMING)

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HILDIE: My broom's
been stolen.

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It's not where I left it.

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BEATIE:
My wand is missing, too.
I've looked everywhere.

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HILDIE:
When I catch the dirty robber,

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-I'm turning him
into the favorite stool of...
-(SCREAMING)

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<i>A giant stinky ogre.</i>

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(GULPS)

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BEATIE:
When I catch the booger
who snatched my wand,

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I'm zipping his mouth shut

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<i>and stranding
</i> <i>him on a tiny island</i>

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<i>surrounded
</i> <i>by his favorite food.</i>

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(GULPS)

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(TUTTING)

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This will not end well.

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HILDIE: Thomas, Jerry,
were other things stolen?

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BEATIE: That's it, Hildie.
We're using your wand
to conjure up some protection.

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A guard dog, maybe?

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HILDIE: One fierce guard dog,
coming up!

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Oh, dear.
He's far too cute
to be fierce.

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-How's this
for a bloodthirsty guard dog?
-(SCREAMING)

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BEATIE: Better. But we need
one that's not quite so dumb.

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Huh?

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See what I mean?

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BEATIE: Oh, I know...

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How about a cottage beast?

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HILDIE: Yes, of course.

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BEATIE: It's a start...

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But he'll need
the ears of a bat.

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Oh, and the eyes of a hawk.

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Of course,
he'll need more girth.

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-(GROWLS)
-And a little cuter.

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Like a teddy bear,
for cuddling?

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HILDIE: (SIGHS) Fine.

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Perfect! Thomas, Jerry...

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Stop lurking and meet
your new cottage beast, Bog.

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(BOTH GULP)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROWLS)

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(BOG GROWLING)

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HILDIE: You shouldn't move,
Thomas. You'll upset Bog.

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Come sleep upstairs, Bog,
so we feel safer.

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(GROWLING)

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You fools! You need to get
the broom and wand back

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so they realize
they really don't
need that foul beast.

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Otherwise, he'll eat us all!

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What can I say? I have
a flair for the dramatic.

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What are you waiting for?

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Go now while you can.

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HILDIE: Oh!

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Bad Bog! That is
not a chew toy.

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Oh, now I have
to conjure myself a new arm.

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Go downstairs
and guard the door.

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No one gets in or out.

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(SIGHS) Hurry!

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(GROWLING)

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Don't move.

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(THOMAS SCREAMING)

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This doesn't look good.

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Fortunately, I have a plan.

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You use magic
to get around him.

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Hildie still has a wand.

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I'll distract the beast
while you sneak
upstairs and borrow it. Go!

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-NEWT: Burgle, burgle.
-(GROWLING)

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-Burgle, burgle.
-(CONTINUES GROWLING)

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NEWT: Burgle, burgle.

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Burgle, burgle.

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(HILDIE SNORING)

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Shh!

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(CHUCKLING)

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(CONTINUES SNORING)

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NEWT: Burgle, burgle, burgle.

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(LAUGHING) You can't catch me.

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I'm the burglar.

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-(VOCALIZING)
-(GRUNTING)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(GROWLING)

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Do something!

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Why?

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-(GROWLING)
-(SIGHS)

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(ROARING)

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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This is helping.

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(ROARS)

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This is
definitely not helping.

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(GROWLING)

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If anyone needs love...
It's you.

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(NEWT WHISTLES)

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(KISSING)

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(SIGHS) I guess that proves
that love is the most
powerful magic of all.

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Well, return the broom
and wand.

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(HILDIE SNORING)

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(KNOCKING)

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HILDIE: Who's there?
BEATIE: It's the burglar!

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-HILDIE: Oh, look,
it's my broom.
-BEATIE: And my wand!

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HILDIE: Good job, Bog!

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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HILDIE:
See who's at the door, Thomas?

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(ALL GROWLING)

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BEATIE: Bog is back,
and he has a wife.

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And many little boglings.

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Oh, how cute!

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(SHOOS)

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(JERRY SCREAMS)

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HILDIE: Beatie, have
you seen my broom?

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NEWT: Wait up!