(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(DOOR OPENS) -GINGER: We're home!
-(COOING) -(PANTING)
-GINGER: And Spike too. -(COOING)
Aunty will be right back.
(CRYING)
(BARKING)
I know, Spike. It's okay.
(CRYING)
Here you go! Aunty Ginger has your binky-boo.
-(SUCKING PACIFIER) -(PANTING)
ANNOUNCER: Coming up, local owner's maniac dog
leaves trail of destruction across city.
(CHUCKLES) Ginger, you gotta see this.
Someone's dog got loose and destroyed half the town.
(SCOFFS) Numbskull.
GINGER: (WHISPERS) Lower that. She's finally down for a nap.
Isn't she just the cutest little thing?
RICK: She takes after her Uncle Rick.
(RICK FARTS)
In the looks department, she takes after your sister.
Watch her while I run out for some diapers.
-Sure thing, honey. -(DOOR CLOSES)
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
Ugh, nature calls.
Yeah, don't worry, princess, Uncle Spike is watching over ya.
Back in a few minutes. You're in charge boy.
(CYMBALS CRASHING)
(CRASHING CONTINUES)
Shh!
(CRASHING)
(GASPS)
Phew!
(CRASHING LOUDLY)
(BABY CRYING)
Now look what yous two did!
You woke up the little princess!
(CRYING CONTINUES)
(TOM AND JERRY SNORING)
-Wake up! -(SCREAMS)
I wasn't singing to yous two.
Now help me get her back to sleep.
(CRYING CONTINUES)
(GASPS) Her binky-boo. Good thinking.
(PACIFIER RICOCHETING)
(SCREAMING)
Stop fooling around, cat. Find that pacifier quickly!
-(BABY CRYING) -(SPIKE HUMMING)
-(TOM SCREAMS) -(THUD)
That's not for you. Gimme that binky-boo.
-(CRYING) -(POUNDING)
(SUCKING PACIFIER)
Hey, I think it's working this time.
-(THUD) -(BABY CRYING)
It ain't working. Something else must be wrong.
Hey, look, I bet it's the tooths that are hurting.
I got an idea.
This always helps when my choppers is up barking.
(BAWLING)
I give up, fellas. That's my best bone.
Whoa, look at them throbbing gums.
Easy, princess. Let Uncle Spike massage them gums for ya.
-All better. -(CHOMP)
-(SCREAMING) -(THUD)
(CRASHING)
(CUCKOO CHIMING)
(GIGGLING)
Hey! She likes that. Uh-oh!
-(STOMACH RUMBLES) -(CRYING)
Okay, okay. Hang on, princess.
(THUMP)
-(STOMACH RUMBLES) -(CRYING)
Look, princess, see what the silly cat is doing?
(LAUGHING)
(FARTS)
(CRUNCHING)
I'm in charge, got it?
-Now, scram! -(CRASHING)
Coochie-coochie.
(SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Coo?
She's gone. Help me find her.
And make sure the place is locked up tight so she can't get out!
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(METAL POUNDING)
(RATTLING)
Here, princess-princess.
-(METAL RATTLING) -(GASPS) Princess!
-Uncle Spike was so worried about you. -(KISSING)
Get off me!
Now get back to finding our little princess.
And not a word to anyone about that kiss.
(LOCK TURNING)
(SHAKING WINDOW)
(SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Every door and window is locked tight.
She's gotta be in here somewhere.
-(GASPS) -The doggie door.
Princess!
Come on.
(GATE CREAKS SHUT)
(EXCLAIMING)
Princess, you didn't look both ways before crossing.
-(HORN HONKING) -(SPLAT)
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
(HORN HONKING)
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
(SQUEALS)
(LAUGHING)
(BARKING)
(BABY LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Hurry! Looks like she's headed to the park.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Split up and find her.
Princess, is that you?
-WOMAN 1: Hey! -(THUMPING)
(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)
-(SCREAMING) -(CRASHING)
(WOMAN 2 SCREAMS)
(LAUGHING)
SPIKE: Hurry! We gotta get her back.
Oh, no!
Look, it's Ginger!
That's it, fellows. No way we could beat her to home now.
-(THUD) -(BABY COOING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Make yourself useful, cat.
-(SPIKE SCREAMING) -(BABY GIGGLING)
(CRASHING)
(LAUGHING)
(TOILET FLUSHING)
RICK: Phew!
I'm back. How was she?
A perfect little angel.
She was so quiet, I hardly knew she was here.
Good job, Spike.
-(PACIFIER RICOCHETING) -(BABY LAUGHING)