1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,418 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:47,443 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -Thomas, it's me, Toodles. 3 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:57,058 Oh, Tom. What am I gonna do? 4 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,026 My mom and dad are coming for a visit today 5 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,729 and I told them I was married with kids. 6 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,531 Oh, my parents can't find out I lied. 7 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,033 That would be awful. 8 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,535 And I can't ask Butch to pretend to be my husband 9 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,071 because we got in a big fight 10 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,706 and I never wanna see that rotten alley cat again. 11 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,275 Oh, if only I could find 12 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,944 some handsome loyal friend 13 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:18,979 to be my make-believe husband. 14 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:22,950 Someone just like you. 15 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:26,954 I'm talking to you, you big dope. 16 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:30,791 Oh, Thomas, I could just kiss you. 17 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,626 It's a figure of speech, Tom. 18 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:33,928 Impress my parents 19 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,629 and you might get a peck on the cheek. 20 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,798 TOODLES: Now be at my place at 1:00. 21 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,700 And don't forget to bring the kids. 22 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:44,404 Toodles. 23 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:45,806 No way, cat. 24 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,841 We're not pretending to be baby kittens. 25 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:48,976 And there's nothing you could do 26 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:53,914 to change our minds. 27 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:57,250 (GASPS) Except that! 28 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,754 You got a deal, Pops. 29 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:04,324 Mom, Dad, here are our two little girls, 30 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,960 Hannah and Barbara. 31 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,928 Oh, they're adorable. 32 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:09,730 Aren't they, Sid? 33 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,466 Hmm. Are they kittens or shrimp? 34 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,634 They're tiny! 35 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,736 (SNIFFS) And they smell funny. 36 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,738 Kinda like... Youch! 37 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,841 (GRUNTS) Those things are not right. 38 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,776 They're just hungry, Sid. 39 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,012 I'll take 'em somewhere quiet and feed 'em. 40 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:28,382 You stay here. Get to know you son-in-law. 41 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,751 Yes, Daddy. You two fellas sit and chat 42 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:35,318 while I get some refreshments. 43 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:05,152 Yoo-hoo! Who's thirsty? 44 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,653 -(GLASS SHATTERING) -Tom! 45 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,189 Those were for all of us. 46 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,657 Now I'll have to get something else. 47 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:14,774 Don't leave us alone again! 48 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:20,067 How come you're not in any of these photos, Tim? 49 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:23,537 Uh... That's because Tom took them, of course. 50 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,439 He's quite the shutterbug. 51 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,740 You know, photography. 52 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,876 It's... It's his hobby. 53 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,011 (MUMBLING) Some hobby. 54 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,948 Oh, Tom has lot of athletic interests too. 55 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,283 He loves wrestling. 56 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,818 You can hardly keep him out of the ring. 57 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,086 No kidding. 58 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:41,421 Well, let's see some of your moves. 59 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:45,592 Let's hit the mat, Ted. 60 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,429 Quit killing time! 61 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:52,399 Grandma knows why her wittle kittens are so grumpy. 62 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:57,238 Open up. 63 00:03:57,305 --> 00:04:00,173 Cream spinach with liver oil. 64 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,875 (SCREAMS) 65 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,942 How about some milk? 66 00:04:08,149 --> 00:04:12,219 That's 100% Norwegian walrus milk. 67 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,154 Hey! Watch it, you little... 68 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,221 (CRYING) 69 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,959 Shh. 70 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:22,629 So glad we could get to know each other, Tad. 71 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,230 Hey, Tad! Heads up! 72 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,700 Cannonball! 73 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,267 (CRASHING) 74 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,610 Come back here, ya big pretzel-puss! 75 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,545 (CRYING) 76 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,212 Shh. 77 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,017 (BOTH GASP) 78 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:14,181 SID: Wait, I got another wrestling move to show ya. 79 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:19,248 Hey. Maybe we can be on a father-son bowling team. 80 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,693 No bowling, eh? 81 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,231 What about fencing? 82 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,932 Didn't think to get my permission 83 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:36,999 to marry my precious Toodles, huh? 84 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:44,711 Sid, I'm starting to think you're right about these kids. 85 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:45,846 Oh! 86 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:46,947 Mama! 87 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,282 Missy! 88 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:51,018 Okay, Toodles. What's going on here? 89 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:53,320 I don't know what you're talking about. 90 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:57,324 ALL: Get down here, right now. 91 00:05:57,391 --> 00:06:00,994 Come on, Jerry. This kitten stuff is for the dogs. 92 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,030 Your babies are mice? 93 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,698 BUTCH: Toodles! 94 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:05,766 Oh, no. 95 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:09,870 Take me back, kitten. 96 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,372 Take him back? 97 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,608 But you're married to that nut-job. 98 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:15,976 Oh, forget Tom. 99 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,644 I'm not married to no one. 100 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,246 I only said so, 101 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,449 because you two didn't like me living alone in the city. 102 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:24,285 Yeah, well, there's all sorts of crazy here. 103 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,853 Toodles, baby. Please. 104 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,389 I'm a mess without you. 105 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,690 See what I mean? Come on, baby girl. 106 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:31,892 You're coming home. 107 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:34,128 No, Daddy. I'm staying here. 108 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,797 What! With those two? 109 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:39,432 No. Just me, pal. 110 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,068 No, alone. 111 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:43,871 I've been fine on my own this whole time. 112 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:47,007 It's okay, Daddy. I promise. 113 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,609 (SMOOCHING) 114 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:53,747 Our baby's all grown up. 115 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,649 She sure is. 116 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,419 I'm so proud. 117 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:03,486 And you two, stay away from my little girl. 118 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,159 Boy, love hurts.