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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ooh! Uncle Harry
is gonna love it.

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I bet Uncle Harry's
got some great stories.

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He's lived his whole life
boat hopping

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from one cruise ship
to the next.

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And he has eaten
the fanciest cuisine
from all over the world.

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But you ain't tasted
nothing till you tasted
Smack 'N Cheese.

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Am I right?

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Uh-oh.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Mmm, so good.

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<i>Aloha,
</i> you beautiful people, you.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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(GASPS) Uncle Harry!

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<i>Aloha!</i>

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Uncle Harry!

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The one and only.

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You must be the little mouse
I've heard so much about.

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Ha-ha! Aren't you adorable?

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Now, where is that
unremarkable nephew of mine?

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(LAUGHS)

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Well, don't be a wallflower
and get to it, boy!

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We got some lost time
to make up for.

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Oh, I remember when
you were no bigger
than a raisin.

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And now look at you.

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And look at that.

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Got ya! (LAUGHS)

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Stick by me kid
and you will soon
learn all my party tricks.

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Well, don't just stand there
looking a chump, Jer,

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make yourself useful.

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My bags are at the door.

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-Chop, chop.
-Yeah, Jer, chop, chop.

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All righty, lesson one,

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if you wanna be a prankster,
find yourself a chump.

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Hey, after you spot a chump,
the rest writes itself.

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Ah, don't be miffed, Jer.

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How else is
the boy gonna learn?

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-(LAUGHS)
-Hey, Uncle Harry,
what's this?

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Ooh, I see you've
found my souvenir bag.

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Ah, yes, that little flower
is Princess Tahini Whoopi,

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from the Swambo Islands.

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Every night, we would
walk in the moonlight

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with ocean waves
lapping at our feet.

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But that's all
behind me now.

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I've had enough of
the non-stop adventures,

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high sea romance
and all-you-can-eat buffets.

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I figure it's time
I slow down.

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Smell the cheese and settle
into the quiet life you simple
house mice seem to enjoy.

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Oh, sure, I'd love a foot rub.

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You got it!

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Say, how about some eats?

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Don't bother, I got it.
Who wants caviar?

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Yeah, Tom's a mean old cat.

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You have to be very
careful, Uncle Harry.

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Ha-ha! Don't sweat it, kid.

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I've tangoed with
the deadliest tigers of Tibet.

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Wow!

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So, what do you say, boys,
want to have some fun?

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-Toughie.
-Bring it!

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Sorry, Jer bear,
two against one.

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Now, let's go stir up
some trouble.

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Check it out, boys.

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Now, let's go
trap ourselves a cat.

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Right behind ya.

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Oh, Jer bear, you're no fun.

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Rise and shine, feline.

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Say uncle.

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Ha-ha! Have it your way, puss.

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Well, it ain't caviar,
but I'll take it.

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Hey, boys, care for a ride?

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(GROWLS)

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I won't lie to you,
cat, that hurt.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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Say uncle.

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Ha-ha! You got spunk, cat.

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Cheers, boys.

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(SNIFFING)

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Sweet mother of Gouda!

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Oh, playing hard to get, huh?

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Gotcha! (LAUGHS)

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Thought you could
get away, did ya?

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-(ROARS)
-Ahhh!

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Oh, Jer.

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That scared the life
out of me.

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Oh, I think I'm done for.

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(CRYING) Why?

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Puss, how could you?

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Oh, who turned out the lights?
It's dark.

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So dark.

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(CHOKING)

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(CRYING) He's dead.

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(SOBBING) Uncle Harry is dead.

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Excellent job, boys.

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And now we begin
phase two of the plan.

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There we are boys,
insta-ghost.

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Ooh, spooky.

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UNCLE HARRY: (IN SPOOKY VOICE)
Thomas, Thomas.

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Thomas, remember me?

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This is Uncle Harry speaking
from beyond the grave.

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(HOWLS)

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So tell me, puss,
how do you sleep at night?

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How does it feel
to be a killer?

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Well, Tommy boy, had enough?

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I'll take that as a yes.

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Well, boys, it's been fun.

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But the high seas are calling.

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UNCLE HARRY: <i>Aloha!</i>

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<i>Aloha,</i> Uncle Harry.

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Well, don't just
stand there looking like
a chump, Jer bear.

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Let's go stir up some trouble.