(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Ooh! Uncle Harry is gonna love it.
I bet Uncle Harry's got some great stories.
He's lived his whole life boat hopping
from one cruise ship to the next.
And he has eaten the fanciest cuisine from all over the world.
But you ain't tasted nothing till you tasted Smack 'N Cheese.
Am I right?
Uh-oh.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Mmm, so good.
Aloha, you beautiful people, you.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(GASPS) Uncle Harry!
Aloha!
Uncle Harry!
The one and only.
You must be the little mouse I've heard so much about.
Ha-ha! Aren't you adorable?
Now, where is that unremarkable nephew of mine?
(LAUGHS)
Well, don't be a wallflower and get to it, boy!
We got some lost time to make up for.
Oh, I remember when you were no bigger than a raisin.
And now look at you.
And look at that.
Got ya! (LAUGHS)
Stick by me kid and you will soon learn all my party tricks.
Well, don't just stand there looking a chump, Jer,
make yourself useful.
My bags are at the door.
-Chop, chop. -Yeah, Jer, chop, chop.
All righty, lesson one,
if you wanna be a prankster, find yourself a chump.
Hey, after you spot a chump, the rest writes itself.
Ah, don't be miffed, Jer.
How else is the boy gonna learn?
-(LAUGHS) -Hey, Uncle Harry, what's this?
Ooh, I see you've found my souvenir bag.
Ah, yes, that little flower is Princess Tahini Whoopi,
from the Swambo Islands.
Every night, we would walk in the moonlight
with ocean waves lapping at our feet.
But that's all behind me now.
I've had enough of the non-stop adventures,
high sea romance and all-you-can-eat buffets.
I figure it's time I slow down.
Smell the cheese and settle into the quiet life you simple house mice seem to enjoy.
Oh, sure, I'd love a foot rub.
You got it!
Say, how about some eats?
Don't bother, I got it. Who wants caviar?
Yeah, Tom's a mean old cat.
You have to be very careful, Uncle Harry.
Ha-ha! Don't sweat it, kid.
I've tangoed with the deadliest tigers of Tibet.
Wow!
So, what do you say, boys, want to have some fun?
-Toughie. -Bring it!
Sorry, Jer bear, two against one.
Now, let's go stir up some trouble.
Check it out, boys.
Now, let's go trap ourselves a cat.
Right behind ya.
Oh, Jer bear, you're no fun.
Rise and shine, feline.
Say uncle.
Ha-ha! Have it your way, puss.
Well, it ain't caviar, but I'll take it.
Hey, boys, care for a ride?
(GROWLS)
I won't lie to you, cat, that hurt.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Say uncle.
Ha-ha! You got spunk, cat.
Cheers, boys.
(SNIFFING)
Sweet mother of Gouda!
Oh, playing hard to get, huh?
Gotcha! (LAUGHS)
Thought you could get away, did ya?
-(ROARS) -Ahhh!
Oh, Jer.
That scared the life out of me.
Oh, I think I'm done for.
(CRYING) Why?
Puss, how could you?
Oh, who turned out the lights? It's dark.
So dark.
(CHOKING)
(CRYING) He's dead.
(SOBBING) Uncle Harry is dead.
Excellent job, boys.
And now we begin phase two of the plan.
There we are boys, insta-ghost.
Ooh, spooky.
UNCLE HARRY: (IN SPOOKY VOICE) Thomas, Thomas.
Thomas, remember me?
This is Uncle Harry speaking from beyond the grave.
(HOWLS)
So tell me, puss, how do you sleep at night?
How does it feel to be a killer?
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(SCREAMS)
Well, Tommy boy, had enough?
I'll take that as a yes.
Well, boys, it's been fun.
But the high seas are calling.
UNCLE HARRY: Aloha!
Aloha, Uncle Harry.
Well, don't just stand there looking like a chump, Jer bear.
Let's go stir up some trouble.