(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
GINGER: Tommy! Does my baby want some breakfast?
Okay, okay. Just a minute, sweetie.
Ooh, doesn't that look yummy.
That's a good kitty-cat.
Well, I'm off to the store now.
Be a good boy and I will bring you back a special treat.
(TOM SLURPING)
(CRASHING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(THUDDING)
(CRASHING)
Sheesh, domestic animals is so uncivilized.
A-ha!
Savory salmon!
They're all the same.
These folks ever hear of a thing called a variety pack?
(SIGHS) Savory salmon it is.
MAN: (ON TV) Welcome to the World of Wild.
Here on the plains of Africa,
we see the king of the big cats stalking his prey.
Sometimes I like to see how the other half lives.
MAN: Suddenly, the lion sees his quarry.
Only through a stealth approach
does the big cat hope to catch his prey.
(THUDDING)
Hey! Can't you see I'm trying to watch TV
in the comfort of your own home?
(CLICKS)
MAN: (ON TV) Smack 'N Cheese puffs!
The most delectable, mouthwatering snack food on the planet.
Each tasty bite of Smack 'N Cheese puffs
is an explosion of cheesy goodness.
Who can resist the coagulation of milk protein
in these delicious flavors?
Swiss,
Gouda,
and the newest,
Limburger.
(SPLASHES)
Smack 'N Cheese puffs is like a tiny wedge
of cheddar heaven in your mouth.
Your pets will love them too.
Hurry, supplies limited!
Don't just sit there, supplies are seriously running out!
Run. (SCREAMS)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(CRASHES)
Sorry, boys.
That box of Smack 'N Cheese puffs has my name written all over it.
(THUDS)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(CHITTERING)
(CLATTERS)
(THUDS)
Empty!
Well, it don't get any worse than this.
(HORN BLARING)
GINGER: Hi, boys, I'm home.
Just picked up a few things at the grocery.
Some more cans of the savory salmon cat food that you love.
Oh, and I also bought a box of Smack 'N Cheese puffs.
(BOTH YOWLING)