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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (ON TV) Cat hair,
cat hair, cat hair!
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On your floor, in your toast,
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it even gets in your
grandmother's pot roast.
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Are you sick of cat hair?
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MAN: (CHUCKLES) Boy, am I!
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MAN: (ON TV) Then say goodbye
to cat hair with the Suck Up!
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It sweeps, it cleans,
it waxes, it faxes,
it does your taxes!
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Washes dishes, mops floors,
cleans windows and doors!
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MAN: Now that's
just what I need.
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MAN: (ON TV) Of course
that's what you need!
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You love a clean house,
but hate doing the work.
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It's time to treat yourself to
the latest in home cleaning
technology.
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Just text "Suck-Up-Now," to
the number on your screen
for free delivery
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and our money back guarantee.
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(DIALING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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MAN: Well, that
took long enough.
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(WHIRRING)
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MAN: Hey, it even recycles!
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Aw! You are a little
suck up, aren't you?
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Hey, you could learn
something here, Tom.
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Thanks, buddy. Now take care
of that ugly cat hair.
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(BEEPING)
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Hey, that's the stuff,
Suck Up ol' boy.
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(YAWNS) Oh. All this
cleaning's wiping me out.
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Keep it up, pal, while
I grab a little shut eye.
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(LOUD VACUUMING)
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(JERRY SHRIEKS)
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(BEEPS)
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(BUTTONS BEEPING)
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(WHIRRING)
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(BUTTONS BEEPING)
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(BUTTON BEEPS)
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(LAUGHS) That's my boy.
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What's that feline nutcase
up to now?
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(LAUGHS) This guy's
better than TV.
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(CLATTERING)
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(CLATTERING CONTINUES)
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Hey, cat! Stop
this crazy thing!
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(CLATTERING RESUMES)
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(BUTTONS BEEPING)
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(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
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(SPIKE SHRIEKS)
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(TOM SHRIEKS)
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(TREE THUDS)
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MAN: Holy hand grenades!
What's going on?
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Oh, so you're
the culprit, huh?
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-Well, I've seen enough.
-(DIALING)
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Hey, you Suck Up jerks,
I want my money back
right now,
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or this thing's scrap metal.
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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(SIGHS) Well, I got
rid of that problem.
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But what am I going
to do about this place?
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It's a total mess.
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MAN: (ON TV) Is your
place a total mess?
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Then you need the Suck Up 2.0.
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It does everything the
recently recalled Suck Up
does, and more!
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It mows, trims,
mulches, and rakes.
Even bakes your cakes!
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MAN: Yeah, that's
just what I need!
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Hey, what are you doing?
Come back with my phone,
you crazy cat!