(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN: (ON TV) Cat hair, cat hair, cat hair!
On your floor, in your toast,
it even gets in your grandmother's pot roast.
Are you sick of cat hair?
MAN: (CHUCKLES) Boy, am I!
MAN: (ON TV) Then say goodbye to cat hair with the Suck Up!
It sweeps, it cleans, it waxes, it faxes, it does your taxes!
Washes dishes, mops floors, cleans windows and doors!
MAN: Now that's just what I need.
MAN: (ON TV) Of course that's what you need!
You love a clean house, but hate doing the work.
It's time to treat yourself to the latest in home cleaning technology.
Just text "Suck-Up-Now," to the number on your screen for free delivery
and our money back guarantee.
(DIALING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
MAN: Well, that took long enough.
(WHIRRING)
MAN: Hey, it even recycles!
Aw! You are a little suck up, aren't you?
Hey, you could learn something here, Tom.
Thanks, buddy. Now take care of that ugly cat hair.
(BEEPING)
Hey, that's the stuff, Suck Up ol' boy.
(YAWNS) Oh. All this cleaning's wiping me out.
Keep it up, pal, while I grab a little shut eye.
(BEEPING)
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(LOUD VACUUMING)
(JERRY SHRIEKS)
(BEEPS)
(BUTTONS BEEPING)
(WHIRRING)
(BUTTONS BEEPING)
(BUTTON BEEPS)
(LAUGHS) That's my boy.
What's that feline nutcase up to now?
(LAUGHS) This guy's better than TV.
(CLATTERING)
(CLATTERING CONTINUES)
Hey, cat! Stop this crazy thing!
(CLATTERING RESUMES)
(BUTTONS BEEPING)
(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
(SPIKE SHRIEKS)
(TOM SHRIEKS)
(TREE THUDS)
MAN: Holy hand grenades! What's going on?
Oh, so you're the culprit, huh?
-Well, I've seen enough. -(DIALING)
Hey, you Suck Up jerks, I want my money back right now,
or this thing's scrap metal.
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SIGHS) Well, I got rid of that problem.
But what am I going to do about this place?
It's a total mess.
MAN: (ON TV) Is your place a total mess?
Then you need the Suck Up 2.0.
It does everything the recently recalled Suck Up does, and more!
It mows, trims, mulches, and rakes. Even bakes your cakes!
MAN: Yeah, that's just what I need!
Hey, what are you doing? Come back with my phone, you crazy cat!