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That was a bomb.

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No word as to whether it was
an IED or a specific car bomb.

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Over 10 fatalities reported.

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Sources within ISAF suggest
that ISI may be involved.

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Did these phones just go down or did
that fucker hang up on me?

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Good thing that X was bodgy
or I'd be flying right now!

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I can't hear you, honey.

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I need to talk to Ed Faber.

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Well, then who is fronting the show?

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I can't hear you!

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Hey, that's my ass!

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Do you have a mother?

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Don't put your ass on my hand!

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Shut up, donkey pussy!

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Whore! Dog-washer!

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My cock in your ear!

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My cock in your ear!
I shit on your lips!

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Eat a fart!

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Hello!

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Fu...

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<i>Listen up. Iraq Two is happening.</i>

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The network is stretched thin.
All our talent is going there.

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We need people, any people,
to fill the void in Afghanistan.

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And you folks here are all the unmarried,

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childless personnel in this bureau.

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For those of you who are
behind the scenes, there are

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opportunities to be on camera.

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Kim, are you going to be joining in?

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The travel or the crying?

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Um, hopefully, the travel.

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I'll think about it.

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<i>The success
of Operation Mongoose</i>

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<i>has overshadowed
the real lesson to be learned,</i>

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<i>that the Taliban are far from vanquished.</i>

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<i>And as the drums of war</i>

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<i>beat ever louder in Iraq,</i>

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<i>the NATO mission in Afghanistan
grows increasingly uncertain.</i>

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<i>Tanya Vanderpoel, outside
Lashkar Gah, Afghanistan,</i>

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<i>VBC World News.</i>

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Hey.

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I got you! Hey.

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Uh, when do you get back from Houston?

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<i>I think on Tuesday. Why?</i>

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Uh, because I'm going
to Afghanistan on Tuesday.

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<i>You're going
to Afghanistan on Tuesday?</i>

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Yeah.

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<i>But you write news copy.</i>

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<i>Wait. For how long?</i>

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- Like, three months.
<i>- What?</i>

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Kim!

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Hey!

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I can't believe this worked out!

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Hey, you want to have a quickie

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on the changing table in the bathroom?

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Yeah, I don't think I could get it up

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with that little koala looking at me.

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Also, they're boarding already.

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Hey, don't worry. Just go. Go, go, go.

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Oh, shoot,
I... I copied a key for you, so...

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Plants, mail.

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- Anything else I'm forgetting?
- I think that's it.

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This is crazy.

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Listen, I think it's impressive.

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Starting a new career?

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It's gonna be great.

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And listen, in three months...

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"I'll be back."

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No, that's terrible! No.

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Don't remember me like that. No.

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Bye. Okay. Okay.

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It's not my job. I'm a producer.
General news. Enron.

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These coalminers in Pennsylvania,

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but you probably didn't see that.

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'Cause we got two wars going on now,

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so, uh, I know how to set up a BGAN

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and no one will sue if I die

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so I got an expedited visa,
like, two days ago,

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and I guess now I'm a war reporter.

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Shit dick!

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Corkscrew landing.

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In case
a missile is fired at the aircraft!

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Kabul International Airport.

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K.I.A.! "Killed In Action."

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<i>Once again,
we thank you for flying with us.</i>

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Sorry.

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Uh, sorry.

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Shit.

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No, thank you. No, thank you.

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Miss Baker?

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I am Fahim.

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Oh, Fahim, hi! Pleased to meet you.

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The car is over here and we go.

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Cover your head, shameless whore!

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She says, uh...
"Welcome to Afghanistan."

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Okay, let's go.

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Here is your local mobile.
The number is on the back.

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Yeah, I ordered some money last week.
Still in the post.

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- I'll fix you up next week.
- Okay.

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Yes, the air here
takes some getting used to.

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It's quite polluted with feces.

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Ah, here she is! How are you, Kim?

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Welcome to the Stan. My name's Nic.

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I'll be doing your security.
I'll take your bag.

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Fahim. The police are giving
me shit for parking here.

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They just want money.

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Wait, oh, no. Um, do you need money?
Because the network gave me money.

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- No, keep that on you!
- No, no, no! Kim, please!

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Piss off, that's it! That's it! Hey! Hey!

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- I'm sorry. Sorry.
- Piss off!

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Remember that we are at altitude here,

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so drink plenty of water
while you acclimatize.

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Where did you learn English?

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At medical school. I was a doctor.

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Listen, rest up tonight.

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Tomorrow, I'll drive you
to the base for your embed.

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And just one bag,

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but make sure you pack
extra socks and knickers.

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That's like, um, it's like "panties," yeah?

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Mmm-hmm.

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So, you've been embedded before, then?

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Not really. We all did
hostile-zone training in 2001.

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They taught us to
open our mouths if we get mortared...

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That kind of stuff.

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Okay.

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G'day, Qadar.

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The feces smell
all the way to here.

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Your room, Kim, is upstairs.

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Yeah, they're bloody addicted.

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That one melted a laptop
downloading porno.

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Jaweed, yes,

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he likes to watch men with donkeys.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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It's unfortunate.

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Kim, this is Tall Brian.

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Brian Hooper. Tall Brian.

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- Hi.
- I'm your shooter.

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So, is there another Brian around here
somewhere that you're taller than?

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Short Brian. Works for Reuters.

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Couldn't one of you just be "Brian"?

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Fair enough. Didn't think of that.

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Also Short Brian's dead.

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- Oh, fuck. Really?
- Yes.

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Anyway, welcome to the Fun House.

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Home sweet home.

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This is your room.

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Is there a shower?

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<i>A nation accustomed to war</i>

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<i>once again seeks a return to normality.</i>

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<i>And nothing symbolizes that
effort more than this place,</i>

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<i>the Kabul Zoo.</i>

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No, he didn't. The zoo?

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Go back to Wapping.

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You fucking tourist!

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Uh, shit. Sorry.
I'm trying to find the shower?

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You're the new girl.

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Oh, my God. Uh... Kim Baker.

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Just got here from New York.

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I'm Tanya. Oh, my God,

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it's so nice to have another
woman in the house!

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I love that lippy color. What is that?

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No, they're just really chapped.

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Oh, you poor thing.
Can I get you anything?

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I'm sorry, I'm freaking out
because I saw your

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special about your embed in
Korengal, and it was amazing.

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Thank you. That's so sweet.

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- Where's the shower?
- Yes. This way.

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Can I ask a favor, Kim?

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- And absolutely feel free to say no.
- Yeah, sure.

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I hate to even bring it up.

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- I feel so rude even asking this.
- No, it's fine.

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Can I fuck your security guys?

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What? Oh.

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By all means, yeah.

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Yeah? I mean, I wouldn't ask,

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it's just that for some reason,

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the VBC use an American contractor

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and, I mean, no offense,
but they're all, like,

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goatees and "fat-strong."

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You know? But the Aussies
and Kiwis are so hot.

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Right. I get it. Be my guest.

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You sure? Don't just say that to be polite.

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No, I wouldn't. I'm not.

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Even Nic? You don't want
Nic for yourself?

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Nic?

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No. I don't. No.

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That's... No, that would never happen.
So you're good.

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00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:10,159
Hey! No, Kim, don't say that.
You could have Nic.

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In Afghanistan,
you're a serious piece of ass.

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Thank you. That's nice.

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Because you're what, I mean, you're like,

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a seven, a six or seven in New York?

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Here, you're a nine.

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Borderline ten.

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It's called "Kabul Cute."

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What are you here, like a 15?

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Yeah.

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Huh.

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The thing is, I have a very
serious boyfriend at home,

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so, you're good.

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All right, well, come talk
to me in two months

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when your pussy's eating your leg.
Shower's that way.

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How you doing?

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It's bananas here. It's, um...

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My nose is running.
There's shit in the air,

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00:12:01,445 --> 00:12:02,798
literally.

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00:12:02,885 --> 00:12:04,034
And

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I don't think I can do this.

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<i>Do what?</i>

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00:12:08,725 --> 00:12:09,725
<i>Kim?</i>

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I don't think I can do this.

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<i>Can you see... I don't... Hello?</i>

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Shit.

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I'm sorry, Colonel,
I can't accept gifts as a journalist.

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Okay.

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So lodging, transport,

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chow and protection,
that's all you can accept?

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I'll do my best to stay objective.

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I don't care if you can do your job.
I care if my men can.

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Are you familiar with the term
"four-ten-four", Miss Baker?

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I am not, Colonel.

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It refers to women
who are fours back home

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become tens when they ship out

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and when they're back stateside,
they become fours again.

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Are you saying I'm a four?

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I'm saying you carry
an orange fucking backpack.

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I've seen people with actual experience
make bad decisions here.

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So while you're outside
the wire with my men,

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you will in no way
distract them, understood?

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Are you asking me not
to sleep with your soldiers?

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No, not "soldiers." Marines.

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You're not here to sleep with

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or perform jobs of any type
on my Marines.

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Clear copy, Miss Baker?

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- Copy that.
- Good.

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We'll get you out to a FOB
as soon as we find a ride for you.

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In the meantime, Captain Stern here

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will see to it that you get a wet hootch.

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A what?

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It's a tent with a shower.

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Unless you'd prefer a dry hootch.

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I would not, sir.

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Sorry.

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00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:47,959
Could you just...
State your name and rank?

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00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,356
Gunnery Sergeant Clinton J. Hurd.

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00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:53,005
All right. Uh... Dang it!

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00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:57,437
So, do you believe the Afghani people
are happy about our presence here?

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No, Afghans are the people.

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Afghanis is the currency.

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00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,637
That's right. I knew that. Thank you.

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00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:06,795
What do you believe
your mission to be here?

251
00:15:06,885 --> 00:15:08,261
Ma'am, you got a sticker on your pants.

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00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:10,355
It's bugging the shit out of me. Ma'am...

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Fahim.

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00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:14,356
What inspired you to enlist originally?

255
00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:19,200
I'm a big fan of the movie <i>Predator</i>
with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

256
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,684
We're the same height.

257
00:15:21,365 --> 00:15:24,801
Do you think the war in Iraq
has affected your resources here?

258
00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:27,638
I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm not authorized
to answer that question.

259
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:32,521
I'd say we're both
on the wrong side of Persia, ma'am.

260
00:15:32,605 --> 00:15:34,021
Iraq is where you get some right now.

261
00:15:34,045 --> 00:15:35,239
Here just has shit all.

262
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,919
Are you guys getting
outside the wire much?

263
00:15:38,045 --> 00:15:40,081
Yes, ma'am. Most days. Uh...

264
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,759
You know, we help out with
community projects and all.

265
00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:45,040
And wells. Uh...

266
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:48,523
And sometimes at night
we shoot the big gun,

267
00:15:48,605 --> 00:15:50,641
- but, you know, it's quiet here.
- Jesus!

268
00:15:50,765 --> 00:15:53,154
We don't wear IBAs on the FOB.

269
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:56,157
I don't even chamber a round
in my weapon anymore, because,

270
00:15:56,245 --> 00:15:59,920
you know, I figure accidental discharge
is scarier than the Taliban.

271
00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:03,520
With Iraq, do you feel like people have
forgotten about Afghanistan?

272
00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:05,243
Oh, well...

273
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,163
Yes, ma'am. I'd say that
surely is the word for it.

274
00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:11,835
This here's a forgotten war.

275
00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:14,519
It's capital F, capital W.

276
00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:17,358
What's your, uh... Your name and rank?

277
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:21,840
I'm Lance Corporal Coughlin,
India Company 3-5.

278
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,525
Thank you.

279
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,356
Kim. Your hair.

280
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:37,318
- Thanks, Fahim.
- Mmm-hmm.

281
00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:40,443
You really are a fixer.

282
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,724
Moon's out.

283
00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:49,245
Hmm.

284
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,034
It's beautiful.

285
00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:00,404
Suck my dick!

286
00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:02,874
What does that mean?

287
00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:06,315
- It means, "Oh, what a terrible event!"
- Uh-huh.

288
00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:07,480
Miss Baker.

289
00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:09,396
Colonel Hollanek
is coming to Norton tomorrow

290
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:10,998
to check on some of our PRT work.

291
00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,121
And you and your crew
are clear to tag along.

292
00:17:13,245 --> 00:17:15,918
- Great, thanks.
- Rolls out at zero-six.

293
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,956
- That's 6:00 a.m.
- I know that, yeah.

294
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,803
Fire!

295
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:25,461
Come on, let's go!
Get this shit together! We gotta move!

296
00:17:25,485 --> 00:17:27,203
Fucking hands out of your pockets!

297
00:17:27,285 --> 00:17:28,798
You think you're in the fucking Army?

298
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,717
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

299
00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:33,274
What is this?

300
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:34,878
Uh, that's my supplies. Camera stuff.

301
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:36,762
You fucking kidding me?

302
00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:40,804
This is an orange ruck.
No, ma'am. Not on my vehicle.

303
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:44,321
The girl at the North Face store
said it was, like, military grade.

304
00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:46,999
Well, where are you gonna hide it?
Inside a fucking sunset?

305
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:50,395
I mean, even the Dutch Army
don't wear orange.

306
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:51,838
Fix it.

307
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,636
How do I fix it?

308
00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:55,914
Rapono!

309
00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:14,437
Got to stay hydrated, ma'am.

310
00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:16,755
Coughlin. I didn't recognize you.

311
00:18:17,085 --> 00:18:19,394
That's 'cause I'm in warrior mode.

312
00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:21,203
It makes me taller.

313
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:24,876
Enjoy the ride, ma'am.

314
00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:51,795
I'm dying to
know who blew up my well.

315
00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:53,204
Working on it, Colonel.

316
00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:56,316
That was a nice fucking well, Corporal.

317
00:19:01,165 --> 00:19:02,165
What'd he say?

318
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:08,157
What's that mean?

319
00:19:08,245 --> 00:19:10,122
He wants to know
if you are the Russians.

320
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:13,158
- The Russians?
- Mmm.

321
00:19:14,245 --> 00:19:15,837
No!

322
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:18,359
No, sir. That was 20 years ago.

323
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:19,798
And we're here to help.

324
00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:23,837
And I'm black.

325
00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:28,765
The Russians are blacks now.

326
00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,679
If we fix the well, you can't blow it up.

327
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:39,039
Kim, I was talking
to some of the younger men.

328
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,400
They say the Taliban came at night.

329
00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:43,805
I don't care. No. I drank
too much water and I have to pee.

330
00:19:43,925 --> 00:19:46,758
Stop. Stop. I am engaged to be married.

331
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:50,038
Okay, Fahim,
I know you like your women to be, like,

332
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:52,434
beautiful, mysterious IKEA bags, okay?

333
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,597
But we urinate, Doctor.
Out of our vaginas.

334
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,604
You think you urinate out the...

335
00:19:58,685 --> 00:20:00,084
No. I know it's a separate thing!

336
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,359
God! Just please help me.

337
00:20:01,445 --> 00:20:03,322
There is nowhere for you to go.

338
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,123
I cannot ask these men about this.

339
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,821
And I'm not allowed to talk to the women.

340
00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:09,996
Fine. Forget it. I'll hold it.
Women are tough, right?

341
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,399
Are you okay, ma'am?

342
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,005
Gosh, damn it, man. This is a new one.

343
00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:27,762
I was cursing your name at 0-stupid-30,
but I'm glad I came out today.

344
00:20:29,285 --> 00:20:31,799
Would you not have gone
on patrol today if I weren't here?

345
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,921
No, I'd be back in Norton filling HESCOs.

346
00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:35,261
Copy that.

347
00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:38,322
We're still 5 mikes.
It must be one hairy dump.

348
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,680
No, I'm just getting my pants on.
Damn it, Sergeant Hurd.

349
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,033
Whatever.

350
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,205
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

351
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,320
Marine!

352
00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,117
Make a hole, Baker.

353
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,638
Move out!

354
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,714
Why are we stopping?

355
00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:27,443
The lead vehicle bottomed out.

356
00:21:27,525 --> 00:21:30,483
Okay! Heads on a swivel!

357
00:21:31,485 --> 00:21:33,043
Didn't we come this way?

358
00:21:33,685 --> 00:21:35,482
We most surely did.

359
00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,561
- Contact left!
- Stay in the vehicle!

360
00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:48,400
Shit! Hot! Hot bullet things!

361
00:21:52,805 --> 00:21:55,638
Kim, don't get out of the car! Kim!

362
00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:01,997
Whoa!

363
00:22:02,085 --> 00:22:04,519
Get down behind the engine block!

364
00:22:04,605 --> 00:22:06,402
Stay there! Stay there!

365
00:22:07,205 --> 00:22:09,161
Kim.

366
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,564
Get back in the car!

367
00:22:21,245 --> 00:22:23,315
No, please, Kim!

368
00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:40,482
Ma'am, I asked you to stay put!

369
00:22:40,565 --> 00:22:42,044
Those assholes tried to shoot us!

370
00:22:43,685 --> 00:22:44,800
Jesus!

371
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,921
You have got to be shitting me!

372
00:22:47,005 --> 00:22:50,202
You just shot a Javelin at a fucking car!

373
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,674
That's an $80,000 piece of ordnance!

374
00:22:52,765 --> 00:22:55,837
Can any of you geniuses tell me
the Kelley Blue Book value

375
00:22:55,925 --> 00:22:58,758
of a 1989 Toyota pickup?

376
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:13,202
Oorah, Baker. Get some.

377
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:20,725
I hope you got all that on film, ma'am.

378
00:23:20,805 --> 00:23:22,921
'Cause that right there,
that's what we do best.

379
00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:24,438
Hearts and minds.

380
00:23:24,525 --> 00:23:27,323
That's the two best places
to shoot somebody.

381
00:23:31,485 --> 00:23:32,520
What?

382
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,283
I told you to stay in the car.

383
00:23:34,365 --> 00:23:36,321
Okay, I'll get back in the car.

384
00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:39,365
<i>The Marines don't have
much to say about Iraq.</i>

385
00:23:40,205 --> 00:23:43,515
<i>Their mantra is that
they are focused on doing the job here.</i>

386
00:23:43,605 --> 00:23:45,596
<i>And even though, as we saw firsthand,</i>

387
00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:48,916
<i>attacks against coalition forces are up,</i>

388
00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:52,202
<i>Corporal Coughlin told me earlier
that he is still not planning</i>

389
00:23:52,285 --> 00:23:55,595
<i>to lock and load his weapon
when he is out on patrol.</i>

390
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,119
<i>Our own Kim Baker reporting for us live.</i>

391
00:24:02,045 --> 00:24:03,239
Welcome!

392
00:24:05,605 --> 00:24:08,358
Wow, good job, Kim! Ruthless!

393
00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:13,957
Bitch, we are going out tonight! Whoo!

394
00:24:41,525 --> 00:24:43,243
It's okay. It's okay. Here.

395
00:24:46,805 --> 00:24:49,160
It's okay. It's all right.

396
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,239
Why don't I know who you are?

397
00:25:01,765 --> 00:25:04,837
You're what, like, 42?

398
00:25:04,925 --> 00:25:05,925
Sold.

399
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,324
Why have I never heard of you?

400
00:25:07,445 --> 00:25:10,801
Yeah, I haven't done
a lot of overseas reporting.

401
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:14,082
I've done mostly domestic <i>reportage.</i>

402
00:25:15,445 --> 00:25:16,480
<i>"Reportage"?</i>

403
00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:19,398
Domestic <i>reportage.</i>

404
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,802
Look, everyone in the Kabubble
is full of shit. It's okay.

405
00:25:22,885 --> 00:25:24,079
Half the accents are fake.

406
00:25:24,165 --> 00:25:28,158
The whole "I'm ex-Special Forces"
wankers are flat out lying.

407
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,123
<i>"Reportage"?</i>

408
00:25:32,325 --> 00:25:35,044
Oh, Christ, what is this?

409
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,845
I really shouldn't have
my back to the door.

410
00:25:36,925 --> 00:25:38,358
It's bad tradecraft,

411
00:25:38,445 --> 00:25:41,118
but it's worth it to
talk to you two ladies.

412
00:25:42,765 --> 00:25:44,118
- Fuck off.
- Ugh.

413
00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:45,804
You got it.

414
00:25:47,325 --> 00:25:49,361
Champagne?

415
00:25:49,445 --> 00:25:50,798
Thank you.

416
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,154
Finish this,

417
00:25:52,245 --> 00:25:54,520
and then we'll go meet some friends
in Wazir Akbar Khan.

418
00:25:54,605 --> 00:25:57,324
And I am warning you now,
do not sleep with lain.

419
00:25:57,405 --> 00:25:59,361
- Who is lain?
- He's a proper asshole.

420
00:25:59,485 --> 00:26:01,441
- Shall we?
- Yeah.

421
00:26:02,085 --> 00:26:03,120
Is that a cab?

422
00:26:08,005 --> 00:26:09,597
Is your full name Shakira?

423
00:26:09,685 --> 00:26:12,074
'Cause I thought it was
a Colombian nickname.

424
00:26:12,165 --> 00:26:13,280
Why would you think that?

425
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:14,501
Because of the singer.

426
00:26:14,525 --> 00:26:19,041
No, I know. I'm kidding.
No, it's Arabic for "thankful."

427
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:20,763
Kim is American for "white lady."

428
00:26:20,925 --> 00:26:24,315
Actually, "Kim"
means "who" in Turkish.

429
00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,243
"Who's that white lady?"

430
00:26:26,325 --> 00:26:27,758
It's Kim.

431
00:26:27,845 --> 00:26:30,313
That's so you can remember my name.

432
00:26:30,525 --> 00:26:33,119
So... This is Iain. Iain, Kim.

433
00:26:34,605 --> 00:26:37,995
Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim, nice work.

434
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:41,198
You sit next to the only two women
in a country the size of Texas

435
00:26:41,285 --> 00:26:43,480
that remind a man
that you're really only okay looking.

436
00:26:44,845 --> 00:26:47,279
Well, she said you were an asshole,

437
00:26:47,365 --> 00:26:48,701
but that's really above and beyond.

438
00:26:48,725 --> 00:26:49,760
- Who said that?
- Tanya.

439
00:26:49,845 --> 00:26:51,278
No. No. No. I don't think so.

440
00:26:51,365 --> 00:26:53,117
A lot of women find me
very charming, Kim.

441
00:26:53,205 --> 00:26:55,878
- No, not biological women.
- Oh, really?

442
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:57,284
Women who think that an accent

443
00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:58,400
is the same thing

444
00:26:58,485 --> 00:26:59,964
- as a personality, maybe.
- Oh!

445
00:27:00,045 --> 00:27:01,501
<i>Nae, haud yer wheesht.</i>

446
00:27:01,525 --> 00:27:03,595
<i>Go bile yer heid, ya wee bampot.</i>

447
00:27:04,885 --> 00:27:08,002
I bet you're wetter than a submarine
with screen doors now.

448
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,085
Oh!

449
00:27:09,565 --> 00:27:11,123
I got that from a pickup book.

450
00:27:11,205 --> 00:27:12,638
- Jesus.
- Oh, yeah.

451
00:27:12,725 --> 00:27:13,725
Mmm.

452
00:27:14,405 --> 00:27:15,474
So what's your deal?

453
00:27:15,565 --> 00:27:17,078
You got chucked over by some guy

454
00:27:17,205 --> 00:27:18,797
so you think, "Forget him.

455
00:27:18,885 --> 00:27:20,876
"I'm gonna go discover
the wonders of the East,

456
00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:23,274
"and I'm gonna fuck a Scottish guy
and write a book."

457
00:27:23,365 --> 00:27:24,957
I'm Scottish, by the way.

458
00:27:28,765 --> 00:27:30,403
Cheers.

459
00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:31,918
Cheers.

460
00:27:36,325 --> 00:27:37,917
- Cheers.
<i>- Salud.</i>

461
00:27:38,045 --> 00:27:39,876
- Cheers.
- To Kim!

462
00:27:42,165 --> 00:27:43,757
Is this your first night out?

463
00:27:43,845 --> 00:27:45,358
Yes.

464
00:27:45,605 --> 00:27:47,163
It is, actually.

465
00:27:48,765 --> 00:27:51,518
That little bastard!

466
00:27:51,605 --> 00:27:52,605
Oh, no, Kim.

467
00:27:52,685 --> 00:27:55,245
You didn't give Egg Boy
money, did you?

468
00:27:55,845 --> 00:27:59,360
Hey! Egg Boy! Hey!
You're a little shitbird!

469
00:28:00,605 --> 00:28:02,277
I hope you get salmonella!

470
00:28:02,525 --> 00:28:04,083
Oh!

471
00:28:04,605 --> 00:28:06,197
I gave him, like, $100!

472
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,718
- $100?
- What?

473
00:28:08,205 --> 00:28:10,719
I'd give you my eggs for $100.

474
00:28:12,005 --> 00:28:13,074
Where are we going?

475
00:28:13,165 --> 00:28:15,599
A whorehouse.
You're going to love it.

476
00:28:19,205 --> 00:28:20,274
You see that?

477
00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:23,275
It's a brothel
and a Chinese restaurant.

478
00:28:36,725 --> 00:28:37,805
Do you remember this video?

479
00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:41,318
Everybody was drawings.

480
00:28:44,565 --> 00:28:46,795
Me? Oh, no, thank you.

481
00:28:47,565 --> 00:28:50,841
Look, a month ago,
I was writing a story about corn syrup.

482
00:28:50,925 --> 00:28:52,722
Okay? I was not happy.

483
00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:55,194
I didn't think there was anything else
out there for me.

484
00:28:55,285 --> 00:28:56,559
Just death.

485
00:28:56,645 --> 00:28:57,901
Then this came along and...

486
00:28:57,925 --> 00:28:59,597
I don't care

487
00:28:59,685 --> 00:29:03,360
Wenge, do you guys have
regular access to healthcare?

488
00:29:14,445 --> 00:29:15,501
He called me a Fenian bastard.

489
00:29:15,525 --> 00:29:18,835
I fuckin' showed him what for,
kicked his teeth in, the cunt.

490
00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:22,156
Oi, Tanya? What's her story?

491
00:29:22,285 --> 00:29:26,597
She has a boyfriend.
And she's unconscious, okay?

492
00:29:26,685 --> 00:29:29,153
Not that either of those things
have ever stopped you before.

493
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:31,122
That's not true. That's not true.

494
00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:33,241
- Firstly, I'm afraid of boyfriends.
- Mmm-hmm.

495
00:29:33,325 --> 00:29:35,361
Secondly, I'm a gentleman.

496
00:29:36,565 --> 00:29:40,604
What? According to no less
an authority than Grace Mugabe.

497
00:29:40,685 --> 00:29:42,198
I held a door open for her once.

498
00:29:42,285 --> 00:29:44,480
Let me just
have a little peekaboo.

499
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:45,884
Get out!

500
00:29:45,965 --> 00:29:47,762
Actually, not bad.

501
00:29:48,445 --> 00:29:50,959
- I think I missed one.
- Stop!

502
00:29:51,885 --> 00:29:54,274
<i>Il y a du monde au balcon. Pas mal.</i>

503
00:29:54,365 --> 00:29:55,559
Kim?

504
00:29:55,645 --> 00:29:57,044
You all right there, mate?

505
00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:58,638
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

506
00:29:58,725 --> 00:30:00,397
Hey. I'm just talking about her safety.

507
00:30:00,485 --> 00:30:04,034
Nic here does security for Kim, Iain.

508
00:30:11,725 --> 00:30:13,078
Right, well!

509
00:30:14,165 --> 00:30:16,281
I'm off. Excuse me.

510
00:30:16,645 --> 00:30:17,645
- Excused.
- Good night.

511
00:30:17,725 --> 00:30:19,716
- Bye, darling!
- Good night.

512
00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:24,481
The best, Nic!

513
00:30:36,005 --> 00:30:38,997
Oh, that's Oprah.

514
00:30:51,285 --> 00:30:52,285
Hello.

515
00:30:52,365 --> 00:30:54,833
It's Fahim. Are you ready to go?

516
00:30:55,685 --> 00:30:57,835
Go where, dude? It's Saturday.

517
00:30:57,965 --> 00:31:00,274
Friday is the only day off
in the Islamic week.

518
00:31:00,365 --> 00:31:01,764
We have interviews.

519
00:31:01,885 --> 00:31:03,682
No! That was not made clear.
That's... No.

520
00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:05,801
That's bullshit, Fahim. No.

521
00:31:05,885 --> 00:31:08,604
Kim, today we are meeting
Ali Massoud Sadiq.

522
00:31:08,725 --> 00:31:11,444
<i>I sent research.
He's likely to be Attorney General.</i>

523
00:31:17,965 --> 00:31:19,876
- Please hold.
- Please come outside.

524
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:23,162
This is against what I believe
as an American.

525
00:31:23,245 --> 00:31:25,236
I am sorry, but we have to go.

526
00:31:25,365 --> 00:31:27,117
<i>Oh, my shoes. Shit.</i>

527
00:31:27,205 --> 00:31:29,719
You wish to interview me, Mr. Ahmadzai?

528
00:31:30,245 --> 00:31:33,157
I do, Mr. Sadiq. Yes, on camera.

529
00:31:33,565 --> 00:31:35,317
Mr. Ahmadzai,

530
00:31:35,405 --> 00:31:37,396
I am a person of,

531
00:31:37,485 --> 00:31:39,715
of no consequence.

532
00:31:39,805 --> 00:31:41,079
Well, you soon might be

533
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:43,599
the second most powerful
person in Afghanistan.

534
00:31:43,685 --> 00:31:44,879
Mr. Ahmadzai,

535
00:31:44,965 --> 00:31:48,241
I run a small department
inside the Interior Ministry.

536
00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:51,442
What possible interest
could I be to the Americans?

537
00:31:51,525 --> 00:31:55,040
Because your Ministry
for the Prevention of Vice

538
00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:56,996
and the Encouragement of Virtue

539
00:31:57,085 --> 00:32:01,203
sounds a lot like the Taliban's
old Ministry of Vice and Virtue.

540
00:32:03,885 --> 00:32:05,204
Don't you think?

541
00:32:14,085 --> 00:32:15,916
- Kim Baker.
- Mmm-hmm.

542
00:32:19,725 --> 00:32:22,239
When the Taliban was in power,

543
00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:24,964
they enforced their version of sharia.

544
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,381
One of their edicts was a rule that

545
00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:29,044
all men must shave
the hair of their pubis.

546
00:32:29,165 --> 00:32:32,919
They would walk the streets
carrying a small wooden rod,

547
00:32:33,005 --> 00:32:34,677
a dowel,

548
00:32:34,765 --> 00:32:38,041
which they would roll
along the front of a man's trousers.

549
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:42,357
If a man's pubic hair was long enough
to curl around the dowel,

550
00:32:43,885 --> 00:32:45,716
they would beat him.

551
00:32:46,885 --> 00:32:47,954
Now, I ask you,

552
00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:51,399
do I look like a man to walk the streets

553
00:32:51,485 --> 00:32:54,124
carrying a hair-of-the-pubis dowel?

554
00:32:55,325 --> 00:32:56,883
No, sir, you do not.

555
00:32:58,245 --> 00:33:02,238
I returned to this country to save it.

556
00:33:02,365 --> 00:33:04,595
I am a friend of America.

557
00:33:04,685 --> 00:33:06,221
Which is why you should
let me interview you,

558
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:08,395
so people can understand that.

559
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,638
I like you, Kim.

560
00:33:11,765 --> 00:33:13,756
I like your mouthiness.

561
00:33:13,845 --> 00:33:15,725
That is a word, yes?

562
00:33:16,925 --> 00:33:19,519
It reminds me of my time
living in London.

563
00:33:19,645 --> 00:33:23,115
You make me feel
like a young man again.

564
00:33:23,965 --> 00:33:25,956
But I do not know you.

565
00:33:27,085 --> 00:33:31,203
How can we
get to know each other, Kim?

566
00:33:33,885 --> 00:33:34,885
Hmm?

567
00:33:38,765 --> 00:33:40,915
Yes, excellent, Kim!

568
00:33:43,285 --> 00:33:45,719
Put a turban on her,
she'd make a very handsome boy.

569
00:34:22,325 --> 00:34:24,077
<i>How are you? You okay there?</i>

570
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,301
<i>What the hell was that?</i>

571
00:34:27,325 --> 00:34:29,441
It's probably
just a wedding somewhere nearby.

572
00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:31,402
They like to shoot off
guns at weddings here.

573
00:34:31,485 --> 00:34:33,043
You get it, you're from Florida.

574
00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:34,598
<i>Funny.</i>

575
00:34:34,685 --> 00:34:36,084
<i>When was the last time I saw you?</i>

576
00:34:36,165 --> 00:34:37,564
<i>Since June?</i>

577
00:34:37,645 --> 00:34:40,159
I'm sorry that I didn't
get back last month.

578
00:34:41,365 --> 00:34:43,196
I can be in New York by Thursday.

579
00:34:43,285 --> 00:34:46,277
I miss you and I want to see you. And I...

580
00:34:46,365 --> 00:34:47,764
I have...

581
00:34:47,845 --> 00:34:49,801
Oh, not again.

582
00:34:53,165 --> 00:34:54,917
I hate this fucking airport.

583
00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,725
Can I bring you guys
anything from New York?

584
00:34:57,685 --> 00:34:59,994
Just bring us back a six pack, eh?

585
00:35:00,725 --> 00:35:02,556
- This is Kim.
<i>- Kim Baker?</i>

586
00:35:02,845 --> 00:35:04,676
It is Sadiq.

587
00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:07,995
Mr. Sadiq, hi.

588
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:11,477
How about an interview
with Pacha Khan?

589
00:35:11,565 --> 00:35:13,317
Pacha Khan, the warlord?

590
00:35:13,405 --> 00:35:15,077
<i>Pacha Khan is a businessman.</i>

591
00:35:15,805 --> 00:35:16,999
Would you like that?

592
00:35:17,085 --> 00:35:20,475
Uh, yeah. Yeah. But I'm on my way
to New York to see my boyfriend.

593
00:35:20,565 --> 00:35:22,874
<i>You will be the first Western journalist</i>

594
00:35:22,965 --> 00:35:25,195
<i>to interview him since the Soviet War.</i>

595
00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:28,402
<i>Shall we say tomorrow?</i>

596
00:35:34,245 --> 00:35:37,157
Okay, yes, of course. Thank you.

597
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,004
- What?
- Back in the car.

598
00:35:43,925 --> 00:35:45,074
Wait here.

599
00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:53,518
It's okay, come.

600
00:36:19,605 --> 00:36:21,084
She is a Muslim?

601
00:36:28,565 --> 00:36:29,714
Yes

602
00:36:31,685 --> 00:36:33,562
Have her pray for me.

603
00:36:42,925 --> 00:36:44,438
She is Turkish.

604
00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:48,845
You wouldn't understand her anyway.

605
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:53,125
Hmm.

606
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,318
- Okay. Yes.
- Yeah?

607
00:36:58,405 --> 00:36:59,440
Okay.

608
00:37:03,565 --> 00:37:06,033
Pacha Khan, thank you
for your kind hospitality.

609
00:37:07,245 --> 00:37:10,601
Put a turban on her and she
would make a handsome boy!

610
00:37:23,005 --> 00:37:24,120
What?

611
00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:26,879
No.

612
00:37:28,885 --> 00:37:30,204
Oh, Kim. Cheers.

613
00:37:30,285 --> 00:37:31,604
Hi.

614
00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:32,720
What a rush, yeah?

615
00:37:32,805 --> 00:37:36,764
Pacha Khan, yeah.
It's like, adrenaline. Everyone was...

616
00:37:36,845 --> 00:37:38,198
Good job.

617
00:37:38,285 --> 00:37:39,604
Yeah, it went well.

618
00:37:39,685 --> 00:37:42,757
But, you know, I was... I was in the...

619
00:37:43,045 --> 00:37:44,717
The New Zealand SAS back home.

620
00:37:44,885 --> 00:37:47,319
And today felt like
jumping out of an airplane.

621
00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:50,762
Or like, you know, like having sex.

622
00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:56,554
Kim!

623
00:37:58,085 --> 00:38:00,724
Tanya's got scotch.
It won't last long, so...

624
00:38:01,565 --> 00:38:04,762
Nic, you're welcome, too, you big cunt!

625
00:38:04,885 --> 00:38:08,116
That's a term of affection, by the way.

626
00:38:09,725 --> 00:38:13,877
You were supposed to be
in New York, sneaky girl.

627
00:38:14,005 --> 00:38:17,042
Yeah, Chris is not super pleased.

628
00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:19,480
Chris can suck a fat one.

629
00:38:21,605 --> 00:38:23,402
I'm trying to see if they put my story up,

630
00:38:23,485 --> 00:38:25,840
but this Internet connection is the worst!

631
00:38:25,965 --> 00:38:28,001
Oh, Goddamn it, Jaweed!

632
00:38:28,085 --> 00:38:29,234
Oh, Christ!

633
00:38:29,845 --> 00:38:31,164
- Really?
- Wow.

634
00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:32,473
Although, donkeys aside,

635
00:38:32,565 --> 00:38:33,793
- he's a good fixer.
- Mmm.

636
00:38:35,085 --> 00:38:38,441
Oh, no, thanks. Morning shows.

637
00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:41,033
You have something
they want for the mornings?

638
00:38:42,525 --> 00:38:45,403
Maybe. I don't know. Maybe.

639
00:38:45,605 --> 00:38:46,640
Hmm.

640
00:38:46,765 --> 00:38:48,403
That's what I'm trying to see.

641
00:38:49,885 --> 00:38:53,002
You know, I heard
that he has contacts in the Tribals.

642
00:38:53,085 --> 00:38:55,883
Like real Taliban contacts.

643
00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:58,044
- Jaweed?
- Jaweed.

644
00:38:58,365 --> 00:39:00,879
- No fucking way.
- Mmm, apparently.

645
00:39:01,085 --> 00:39:03,918
Would you do that?
Would you go down there?

646
00:39:07,925 --> 00:39:10,280
Yeah, sure, if it was the right call.

647
00:39:10,925 --> 00:39:12,845
Yeah, but how do you know
if it's the right call?

648
00:39:16,245 --> 00:39:18,361
Fuck, man, I don't know.

649
00:39:18,445 --> 00:39:20,515
That is why we drink, do drugs

650
00:39:20,605 --> 00:39:23,073
and shag strangers
in restaurant bathrooms.

651
00:39:45,325 --> 00:39:46,541
<i>Kim, are you okay? What's going on?</i>

652
00:39:46,565 --> 00:39:48,601
Oh, shoot. Oh, sorry, what time is it?

653
00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:50,277
<i>I don't know. I'm in Seattle.</i>

654
00:39:50,365 --> 00:39:52,461
<i>God, I thought you got shot
at a wedding or something.</i>

655
00:39:52,485 --> 00:39:53,520
<i>- Jesus, Kim!</i>
- No.

656
00:39:53,645 --> 00:39:55,556
Sorry. So, just real quick...

657
00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:56,873
I want you to come visit me.

658
00:39:56,965 --> 00:39:58,193
<i>In Afghanistan? Really?</i>

659
00:39:58,325 --> 00:39:59,341
I mean, I've got tons of miles.

660
00:39:59,365 --> 00:40:00,421
I could fly you first class.

661
00:40:00,445 --> 00:40:02,661
<i>I have to look at a calendar.
I don't think I can do it this month.</i>

662
00:40:02,685 --> 00:40:03,901
<i>I'm here until, like, at least the 15th.</i>

663
00:40:03,925 --> 00:40:05,045
<i>But when I get back maybe...</i>

664
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:07,116
- Who is in your bed, Chris?
<i>- What?</i>

665
00:40:08,165 --> 00:40:09,757
<i>No, that's my bag.</i>

666
00:40:09,845 --> 00:40:11,995
Look in the mirror, dipshit.

667
00:40:13,925 --> 00:40:16,758
My God. You motherfucker.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable!

668
00:40:16,845 --> 00:40:18,164
<i>You calm the fuck down!</i>

669
00:40:18,245 --> 00:40:19,997
<i>Listen, you haven't
been home in months.</i>

670
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,301
<i>You forgot my fucking birthday!</i>

671
00:40:21,325 --> 00:40:22,981
Oh, right, it's my fault.
Great, Chris. You're a genius.

672
00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:25,200
<i>And I kept your stupid
fucking plants alive,</i>

673
00:40:25,285 --> 00:40:27,845
<i>but you let this relationship
wither and die!</i>

674
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:31,922
Ugh! Did you have that prepared?

675
00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:33,005
<i>- What?</i>
- Pussy!

676
00:40:33,085 --> 00:40:34,461
You know what? Have fun in Seattle.

677
00:40:34,485 --> 00:40:35,661
You should go to the
Rock 'n' Roll Museum.

678
00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:37,004
It sucks. You'll fit right in.

679
00:40:57,725 --> 00:40:59,443
Are you shitting me?

680
00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:08,240
Fahim.

681
00:41:08,405 --> 00:41:10,316
Let's apply for another embed.

682
00:41:10,965 --> 00:41:12,557
Because I want to get out of Kabul.

683
00:41:12,645 --> 00:41:15,876
I just need to get out of Kabul.

684
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:19,800
I need "me time", exactly. That's...

685
00:41:19,885 --> 00:41:21,204
See? I told you that <i>O</i> magazine

686
00:41:21,285 --> 00:41:24,243
would increase your
understanding of women.

687
00:41:35,085 --> 00:41:37,519
Hey, you guys are 3-5, right?

688
00:41:37,645 --> 00:41:39,476
Do you know a Corporal Coughlin?

689
00:41:39,605 --> 00:41:40,605
No, ma'am.

690
00:41:40,685 --> 00:41:43,119
Sorry, but I've only been here
for a couple months.

691
00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:46,997
Ma'am, if you set one foot
in front of the other,

692
00:41:47,085 --> 00:41:50,077
there's less chance
you lose both feet if we hit an IED.

693
00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:55,758
<i>Vides, make ready.</i>

694
00:42:02,205 --> 00:42:04,355
Man, we are definitely losing the war

695
00:42:04,445 --> 00:42:06,595
when it comes to this particular well.

696
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,956
I swear to God,
they blow up another well,

697
00:42:09,045 --> 00:42:10,301
I take another pair of boots off.

698
00:42:10,325 --> 00:42:12,441
It's like fucking musical chairs.

699
00:42:14,205 --> 00:42:16,082
Hey, do I have to buy a dress
for your wedding?

700
00:42:16,165 --> 00:42:19,396
No. Whatever you wear in Kabul is fine.

701
00:42:20,245 --> 00:42:22,236
- Yeah?
- Yes.

702
00:42:23,285 --> 00:42:26,960
The only thing I ask is that
you make sure my friend is there.

703
00:42:28,885 --> 00:42:30,955
Aw, your friend is me.

704
00:42:32,645 --> 00:42:34,044
I get it.

705
00:43:30,685 --> 00:43:32,755
- Mount up!
- Jesus, Stern!

706
00:43:32,965 --> 00:43:35,798
General, excuse me.
Hey. General, do you have a minute?

707
00:43:35,885 --> 00:43:38,274
- Not now, Baker.
- It's just...

708
00:43:38,965 --> 00:43:41,559
The Taliban haven't been
destroying the well here.

709
00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:44,245
The women of the village
are destroying it.

710
00:43:44,325 --> 00:43:45,963
Or so they tell me.

711
00:43:49,245 --> 00:43:51,520
We dug that well several times
for the women

712
00:43:51,605 --> 00:43:53,277
so they don't have to walk to the river.

713
00:43:53,405 --> 00:43:55,123
But they want to walk to the river.

714
00:43:55,205 --> 00:43:57,765
It's their only chance to be social

715
00:43:57,845 --> 00:44:00,120
and gossip and, you know, hang out.

716
00:44:00,245 --> 00:44:02,918
I think that they have a bunch
of old Soviet landmines,

717
00:44:03,005 --> 00:44:06,156
and they just prop one up
and throw rocks at it.

718
00:44:19,245 --> 00:44:21,600
Kim, did you ever feel like
you're manning that tollgate

719
00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:24,558
and the engineer's yelling,
"I got pig iron, I got pig iron"?

720
00:44:25,485 --> 00:44:28,238
No. I don't know what that means.
But it's very folksy.

721
00:44:28,325 --> 00:44:30,520
Also, the women, obviously,
they don't want the men

722
00:44:30,605 --> 00:44:32,163
to know about this, so they are hoping

723
00:44:32,245 --> 00:44:34,839
that you would just refuse
to repair the well this time.

724
00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:35,925
Well, they're in luck.

725
00:44:36,045 --> 00:44:38,400
That's exactly what
I told the mullah, so...

726
00:44:41,085 --> 00:44:42,598
Well done, Baker.

727
00:44:43,565 --> 00:44:44,884
Hooyah, General.

728
00:44:46,205 --> 00:44:48,514
Marines say "Oorah."

729
00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:50,800
The Navy says "Hooyah."

730
00:44:50,885 --> 00:44:52,876
- Don't mix those two up.
- Got it.

731
00:44:53,965 --> 00:44:55,683
Have a good... Have a good ride.

732
00:45:19,405 --> 00:45:20,440
Kim.

733
00:45:23,405 --> 00:45:24,405
Kim.

734
00:45:28,805 --> 00:45:29,805
Sorry.

735
00:45:43,205 --> 00:45:45,275
- You look beautiful!
- You look beautiful!

736
00:45:45,365 --> 00:45:46,365
Oh, my God.

737
00:45:51,485 --> 00:45:53,396
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no!

738
00:45:53,525 --> 00:45:54,844
Kim!

739
00:45:56,685 --> 00:45:57,959
What the dick?

740
00:45:58,045 --> 00:46:00,081
Why did Fahim tell me
I could dress like this?

741
00:46:00,165 --> 00:46:02,679
Well, he didn't want you
to have to go buy something.

742
00:46:02,765 --> 00:46:04,605
Oh, my God. I only washed
the front of my hair.

743
00:46:04,645 --> 00:46:05,805
Here. You know what?

744
00:46:06,845 --> 00:46:08,261
I'm going to let you have one of these.

745
00:46:08,285 --> 00:46:09,513
Thank you.

746
00:46:09,885 --> 00:46:11,204
Now I look great.

747
00:46:11,285 --> 00:46:12,479
Now you're ready.

748
00:46:12,565 --> 00:46:13,634
Now I'm ready to party.

749
00:46:13,725 --> 00:46:14,760
Oh, she likes it.

750
00:46:16,605 --> 00:46:17,965
- Sure.
- Oh, wow. Well...

751
00:46:36,565 --> 00:46:39,716
It was worse than a unibrow.
It went all the way into his hair.

752
00:46:40,805 --> 00:46:42,021
We all have some reason

753
00:46:42,045 --> 00:46:43,114
for being here.

754
00:46:43,205 --> 00:46:44,718
What's your reason?

755
00:46:44,805 --> 00:46:45,840
What is yours?

756
00:46:45,925 --> 00:46:47,301
I don't have a good one. I'm just here.

757
00:46:47,325 --> 00:46:49,156
Come on, she just told her unibrow story.

758
00:46:49,245 --> 00:46:50,598
I just... I don't have one.

759
00:46:50,685 --> 00:46:51,754
Come on.

760
00:46:54,085 --> 00:46:57,998
I was at the gym after work
one night. Stationary bike.

761
00:46:58,485 --> 00:47:01,318
Okay? The same bike every day.

762
00:47:01,405 --> 00:47:04,078
And I notice this

763
00:47:04,165 --> 00:47:05,234
indentation in the carpet,

764
00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:06,885
it's, like, a foot in front of my bike.

765
00:47:07,645 --> 00:47:10,921
And I realize that it's from
where my bike used to be.

766
00:47:13,925 --> 00:47:17,520
I have done thousands
of miles on this bike

767
00:47:18,485 --> 00:47:20,601
and I have gone backwards.

768
00:47:20,685 --> 00:47:22,915
I have literally gone backwards.

769
00:47:23,005 --> 00:47:24,199
I just

770
00:47:24,805 --> 00:47:27,922
wanted to blow everything up.
I just wanted out of my job,

771
00:47:28,005 --> 00:47:31,793
writing news scripts for
dumb pretty people to read.

772
00:47:31,885 --> 00:47:33,238
I wanted...

773
00:47:34,205 --> 00:47:36,275
...out of having to decide whether

774
00:47:36,365 --> 00:47:39,596
I should just marry
my mildly depressive boyfriend.

775
00:47:39,725 --> 00:47:41,078
And that's it.

776
00:47:42,205 --> 00:47:44,639
I just... I couldn't look at that

777
00:47:44,765 --> 00:47:46,437
fucking carpet anymore.

778
00:47:50,045 --> 00:47:51,763
Oh...

779
00:47:53,725 --> 00:47:56,956
Well, that is officially the most

780
00:47:57,045 --> 00:47:59,240
American white lady
story I've ever heard.

781
00:47:59,325 --> 00:48:01,680
- Shut up.
- It is.

782
00:48:01,805 --> 00:48:03,033
You know what? Fuck that.

783
00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:07,641
You are a battle-tested
foreign correspondent.

784
00:48:07,725 --> 00:48:11,001
You're a solid Kabul 9.5.

785
00:48:11,085 --> 00:48:13,394
And you are fucking single, all right?

786
00:48:13,485 --> 00:48:16,397
So that lady back at the gym, she's dead.

787
00:48:17,245 --> 00:48:18,724
This is your life.

788
00:48:42,565 --> 00:48:44,681
<i>Despite Taliban threats,
election observers</i>

789
00:48:44,765 --> 00:48:46,483
<i>are reporting high voter turnout,</i>

790
00:48:46,565 --> 00:48:47,918
<i>especially in cities.</i>

791
00:48:48,005 --> 00:48:49,916
<i>A British fighter-bomber last week</i>

792
00:48:50,005 --> 00:48:51,882
<i>reduced this compound to rubble.</i>

793
00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:55,002
<i>...not to cooperate.
Oh, God. Christ, there's a...</i>

794
00:48:56,805 --> 00:48:59,273
Bahzo! <i>There's a</i> bahzo <i>here!</i>

795
00:48:59,365 --> 00:49:02,357
<i>The surprise visit from Secretary
of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.</i>

796
00:49:02,485 --> 00:49:05,238
<i>Today, Kabul's first
licensed female driver,</i>

797
00:49:05,325 --> 00:49:07,998
<i>Gulbahar Yousofy, hits the road.</i>

798
00:49:10,525 --> 00:49:13,119
<i>That sucks. That sucks for women.</i>

799
00:49:15,885 --> 00:49:17,034
Thank you.

800
00:49:20,045 --> 00:49:21,558
Congratulations on your promotion,

801
00:49:21,645 --> 00:49:23,301
- Mr. Attorney General.
- Thank you.

802
00:49:23,325 --> 00:49:24,941
As I said, we could have
done this over the phone.

803
00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:27,433
I'm just looking for a statement
on sharia in Kandahar.

804
00:49:27,525 --> 00:49:29,402
I understand that you are no longer

805
00:49:29,485 --> 00:49:31,316
with your special friend Chris.

806
00:49:32,885 --> 00:49:33,920
Who told you that?

807
00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:35,518
Very little happens in Afghanistan

808
00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:38,836
that Ali Massoud Sadiq
does not know about.

809
00:49:38,925 --> 00:49:39,994
Very little.

810
00:49:40,565 --> 00:49:41,714
May I show you something?

811
00:49:41,805 --> 00:49:42,874
Of course.

812
00:49:49,365 --> 00:49:50,844
You have a bed in your office.

813
00:49:50,925 --> 00:49:51,994
Yes.

814
00:49:52,845 --> 00:49:54,642
There is a bed here now.

815
00:49:57,485 --> 00:50:01,603
So, no comment
on sharia in Kandahar or...

816
00:50:06,245 --> 00:50:07,678
No comment.

817
00:50:07,765 --> 00:50:10,199
- We are going to ISAF later, yes?
- I don't know.

818
00:50:10,365 --> 00:50:12,833
Pressers and "right of boom" crap.
Who cares?

819
00:50:12,925 --> 00:50:14,221
We need to enterprise something. Okay?

820
00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:16,281
We need to get out of the bubble.

821
00:50:16,845 --> 00:50:18,244
Oh, that hit the net.

822
00:50:18,685 --> 00:50:20,437
- The what?
- It hit the net.

823
00:50:20,765 --> 00:50:22,756
- The invisible net?
- Yes.

824
00:50:22,845 --> 00:50:24,517
- My point.
- Let's go. Bullshit.

825
00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:27,221
You know, Kim, the reason that your
village well story got traction is

826
00:50:27,245 --> 00:50:29,759
because it wasn't a bang-bang,
it was about women's rights.

827
00:50:29,925 --> 00:50:31,643
It was a brilliant piece, that.

828
00:50:31,725 --> 00:50:32,999
Oh, fucking hell.

829
00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:35,354
We should go to Kandahar.

830
00:50:35,445 --> 00:50:36,594
No, too dangerous.

831
00:50:36,725 --> 00:50:38,920
No way. It's a wee bit
fluid down there these days,

832
00:50:39,005 --> 00:50:40,120
security-wise.

833
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:42,005
Yeah, it might
be a bit much for you, eh, Nic?

834
00:50:42,045 --> 00:50:43,101
You're a bit late to the whole

835
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,765
"Kandahar's gone
to shit" party. You know?

836
00:50:44,805 --> 00:50:46,821
What about the woman thing
where the sharia law is back?

837
00:50:46,845 --> 00:50:48,541
And there was a firebombing
there the other day.

838
00:50:48,565 --> 00:50:49,661
Yeah, I think it's worth the risk.

839
00:50:49,685 --> 00:50:51,403
Iain, that's easy for you to say, mate,

840
00:50:51,485 --> 00:50:54,318
sitting there in your cozzie taking
photos of the fucking garden.

841
00:50:54,405 --> 00:50:56,714
Look, Nicky,
I know you've been specially trained

842
00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:59,478
to protect New Zealand from,
what, fucking dolphins?

843
00:50:59,885 --> 00:51:01,921
But I'm not exactly
a war zone virgin, you know?

844
00:51:02,005 --> 00:51:04,644
I was kidnapped by the AIG
when they were still called that.

845
00:51:04,725 --> 00:51:06,158
Why dolphins?

846
00:51:07,005 --> 00:51:08,421
What do dolphins got to do
with New Zealand?

847
00:51:08,445 --> 00:51:09,461
Nothing to do with it. I'm just...

848
00:51:09,485 --> 00:51:10,634
White pointers and sharks,

849
00:51:10,725 --> 00:51:11,861
but the dolphins never hurt anyone.

850
00:51:11,885 --> 00:51:14,341
I know they've not hurt anyone, mate.
I'm just making the point...

851
00:51:14,365 --> 00:51:15,645
I'm not gonna protect my country

852
00:51:15,685 --> 00:51:17,437
from an animal that hasn't hurt anyone.

853
00:51:17,525 --> 00:51:18,719
Oh, Jesus Christ.

854
00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:21,724
Dolphins? What a joke.

855
00:51:21,805 --> 00:51:23,421
I'll come with you
in the car if there's room.

856
00:51:23,445 --> 00:51:25,163
Oh, great, we're all going to Kandahar!

857
00:51:27,605 --> 00:51:30,677
I can make some calls.
We can take my car.

858
00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:33,235
Kim, if we are going to Kandahar,

859
00:51:33,365 --> 00:51:35,754
you will need to buy some new clothes.

860
00:51:36,365 --> 00:51:37,514
I can't...

861
00:51:46,605 --> 00:51:49,677
Ah! It's so pretty,
I don't even want to vote.

862
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:19,845
I'm flipping you the bird
in here right now.

863
00:52:21,045 --> 00:52:22,421
- Is this your car, Fahim?
- Yes.

864
00:52:22,445 --> 00:52:23,861
This is a fucking piece of shit.

865
00:52:23,885 --> 00:52:25,637
I think it's very nice.

866
00:52:30,565 --> 00:52:32,317
No one is staring at me. It's weird.

867
00:52:32,405 --> 00:52:35,238
You are in the Blue Prison now.

868
00:53:09,005 --> 00:53:10,565
Fahim, what does the graffiti say?

869
00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:12,995
"No education for woman."

870
00:53:17,085 --> 00:53:18,757
- Brian.
- Huh?

871
00:53:40,965 --> 00:53:42,364
Fahim, what's going on up there?

872
00:53:45,485 --> 00:53:46,634
The Taliban used to do this.

873
00:53:47,565 --> 00:53:50,079
Execute the radios and televisions.

874
00:53:54,245 --> 00:53:56,076
Oh, shit!

875
00:54:00,925 --> 00:54:01,981
Get out of the way!

876
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,279
Move on! Move on!

877
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:05,640
You guys can't go
out there, but I can.

878
00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:13,955
- Kim, come back.
- Kim, wait! Come back.

879
00:54:56,605 --> 00:54:58,405
Kim, now.
We must hurry. We must hurry.

880
00:55:13,965 --> 00:55:15,478
Get in the car!

881
00:55:18,245 --> 00:55:19,837
Get out of here!

882
00:55:22,525 --> 00:55:26,313
That was a men's park, Kim! Men only!

883
00:55:28,005 --> 00:55:29,154
Fuck!

884
00:55:31,485 --> 00:55:33,396
<i>Bebakhshid,</i> Fahim.

885
00:55:40,765 --> 00:55:42,164
...coalition capacity,

886
00:55:42,245 --> 00:55:43,803
priorities and support.

887
00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:48,641
Let's look now at the 12 first-tier
drivers in the current COIN paradigm.

888
00:55:49,285 --> 00:55:50,285
Shit.

889
00:55:50,365 --> 00:55:52,196
Tactical and institutional...

890
00:55:52,285 --> 00:55:53,581
...is always in purple,

891
00:55:53,605 --> 00:55:54,924
and noting as such...

892
00:55:55,765 --> 00:55:57,118
Kim Baker.

893
00:55:57,205 --> 00:55:58,558
Sir, do you have a minute?

894
00:55:58,765 --> 00:56:00,517
If I'm understanding this briefing,

895
00:56:00,605 --> 00:56:02,323
I have all the fucking time in the world.

896
00:56:02,405 --> 00:56:04,760
Okay.
Well, I'm covering the girls' school

897
00:56:04,925 --> 00:56:06,199
in Kandahar that was firebombed

898
00:56:06,285 --> 00:56:09,357
and I'm wondering if you could
give me something, on background,

899
00:56:09,445 --> 00:56:12,881
just about the security situation here

900
00:56:12,965 --> 00:56:14,796
and the state of the war in general.

901
00:56:14,925 --> 00:56:16,358
Yeah, I can give you something.

902
00:56:16,445 --> 00:56:17,878
This war is like fucking a gorilla.

903
00:56:17,965 --> 00:56:20,115
You keep going till
the gorilla wants to stop.

904
00:56:21,205 --> 00:56:23,116
I think I can paraphrase that.

905
00:56:23,245 --> 00:56:24,598
<i>Knock yourself out.</i>

906
00:56:39,165 --> 00:56:44,398
You know, Afghanistan produces
90% of the world's narcotic opiates.

907
00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:45,918
- So they say.
- Mmm.

908
00:56:47,045 --> 00:56:49,923
When I worked in the hospital,

909
00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:52,997
these men, heroin addicts,

910
00:56:53,085 --> 00:56:55,838
would come in with a child.

911
00:56:55,925 --> 00:56:58,678
They'd say,
"Oh, my son, he broke his arm."

912
00:56:59,685 --> 00:57:02,199
And while we were tending to the child,

913
00:57:02,285 --> 00:57:04,515
the men would steal our morphine.

914
00:57:05,205 --> 00:57:09,403
And we would wonder
how the arm got broken to begin with.

915
00:57:09,485 --> 00:57:11,635
What are we talking about, Fahim?

916
00:57:12,965 --> 00:57:13,965
Hmm.

917
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:18,277
The human body
produces its own heroin.

918
00:57:18,365 --> 00:57:20,640
In fact, when the fight-or-flight instinct

919
00:57:20,725 --> 00:57:22,955
is activated in the hypothalamus,

920
00:57:23,045 --> 00:57:28,039
your body releases endorphins,
dopamine and norepinephrine.

921
00:57:29,165 --> 00:57:33,795
That is heroin, cocaine
and amphetamine, all at once.

922
00:57:33,885 --> 00:57:37,400
Okay, great. Are we having
the Afghan version of this conversation,

923
00:57:37,485 --> 00:57:38,701
where in New York we would have

924
00:57:38,725 --> 00:57:41,159
gotten to the point,
like, five minutes ago?

925
00:57:44,525 --> 00:57:46,561
There is a reason
to believe that a person

926
00:57:46,685 --> 00:57:49,153
can get addicted to this type of high.

927
00:57:50,165 --> 00:57:52,633
Soldiers, athletes...

928
00:57:52,725 --> 00:57:54,681
War reporters. Got it.

929
00:57:55,525 --> 00:57:59,484
An addict always needs
a greater and greater dosage.

930
00:57:59,565 --> 00:58:03,444
And then people
make mistakes, people get hurt.

931
00:58:03,525 --> 00:58:06,437
I get it. You're a newlywed. I can

932
00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:09,085
probably get them
to go up to $125 a day.

933
00:58:16,885 --> 00:58:18,523
Let us have the

934
00:58:19,525 --> 00:58:23,200
American version of this conversation.

935
00:58:23,605 --> 00:58:24,720
Okay.

936
00:58:26,445 --> 00:58:29,278
I do not want to work with you anymore.

937
00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:31,635
No, okay, wait.
Fahim, I know I fucked up.

938
00:58:31,725 --> 00:58:34,159
I do not think you do.

939
00:58:34,285 --> 00:58:36,435
- Hear me out.
- Kim, no.

940
00:58:37,085 --> 00:58:41,875
I am now married.
I want to have children.

941
00:58:41,965 --> 00:58:43,956
It will not happen again. It's not gonna...

942
00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:49,079
"I ride after a deer
and find myself chased by a hog.

943
00:58:49,765 --> 00:58:51,483
"I plot to get what I want

944
00:58:52,525 --> 00:58:54,322
"and I end up in prison.

945
00:58:54,405 --> 00:58:57,920
"I dig pits to trap others and I fall in.

946
00:58:58,805 --> 00:59:01,399
"I should be suspicious of what I want."

947
00:59:02,965 --> 00:59:04,956
I don't know what that means.

948
00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:10,598
You do.

949
00:59:17,765 --> 00:59:18,765
Fahim?

950
01:00:02,005 --> 01:00:03,643
I can't breathe in here.

951
01:00:04,605 --> 01:00:05,958
Time to take a walk.

952
01:00:06,485 --> 01:00:08,157
I have to go outside.

953
01:00:08,845 --> 01:00:10,801
I have to go home.

954
01:00:16,365 --> 01:00:19,084
Put on your headscarf

955
01:00:35,925 --> 01:00:37,119
Shit.

956
01:00:37,205 --> 01:00:38,558
It's the wrong house.

957
01:00:43,845 --> 01:00:45,198
Oh, shit.

958
01:01:08,605 --> 01:01:10,516
Kim?

959
01:01:10,605 --> 01:01:12,323
What the hell are you doing?

960
01:01:16,405 --> 01:01:17,599
Here.

961
01:01:17,685 --> 01:01:21,678
Kim, sip that. Okay? You all right?

962
01:01:22,965 --> 01:01:25,763
Keep sipping that.
You're all right. It's okay.

963
01:01:25,845 --> 01:01:27,198
It's okay. Hey.

964
01:01:28,165 --> 01:01:29,381
Hey, it's all right.

965
01:01:29,405 --> 01:01:32,442
Oi. Now, that there was a bit of fun.

966
01:01:32,565 --> 01:01:33,845
- Are you mental?
- Okay, mate...

967
01:01:33,965 --> 01:01:35,421
I'm not your mate.
I'm gonna ask you again,

968
01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:36,480
are you fucking mental?

969
01:01:36,565 --> 01:01:39,841
- Come on, lain, it's not his fault.
- What's your job again? Hmm?

970
01:01:39,925 --> 01:01:41,501
Because if I hadn't
come back to see you lot

971
01:01:41,525 --> 01:01:42,741
because I stole a bottle of sake

972
01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:43,901
from a Japanese travel writer...

973
01:01:43,925 --> 01:01:44,960
Wait, you have sake?

974
01:01:45,045 --> 01:01:46,478
...you could've killed her, "mate!"

975
01:01:46,565 --> 01:01:48,157
Oh, fuck off.

976
01:01:49,365 --> 01:01:51,959
Jesus! What the fuck?

977
01:01:52,285 --> 01:01:53,885
Dude, what the fuck?

978
01:01:54,045 --> 01:01:56,036
Did you fucking sucker punch me?

979
01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:57,558
You broke my nose.

980
01:01:58,085 --> 01:02:00,235
- You fucking American?
- Are you a Yank?

981
01:02:00,365 --> 01:02:02,276
- I'm Canadian, you asshole.
- Ugh.

982
01:02:02,805 --> 01:02:04,363
I almost fucked a Canadian?

983
01:02:04,445 --> 01:02:07,323
I'd stay down if I were you, ya wee cunt.

984
01:02:07,445 --> 01:02:09,515
And that's not a term of affection.

985
01:02:10,645 --> 01:02:11,964
Fuck that.

986
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:24,921
Oh, God! Mmm.

987
01:02:26,845 --> 01:02:28,198
Ow!

988
01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:29,514
- Wait.
- Oh, fuck.

989
01:02:29,645 --> 01:02:33,274
Iain, don't carry me around.
I'm not a fucking baby.

990
01:02:33,765 --> 01:02:36,233
- Ah!
- Goddamn it.

991
01:02:36,325 --> 01:02:37,997
What the fuck are you doing?

992
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:45,301
- Take it off.
- I'm fucking trying to take it off!

993
01:02:45,325 --> 01:02:47,520
Oh, God, I'm gonna put it
in you so fucking hard,

994
01:02:47,605 --> 01:02:48,981
- you're gonna fucking get it.
- Shh. Don't talk.

995
01:02:49,005 --> 01:02:50,181
I want everything in your mouth.

996
01:02:50,205 --> 01:02:51,240
Iain, just shut it.

997
01:02:51,325 --> 01:02:53,919
I'll take you lying down, come on.

998
01:02:54,045 --> 01:02:56,718
Do you have one of those
weird little penises?

999
01:02:56,805 --> 01:02:58,955
No! This is how I want to go.

1000
01:02:59,045 --> 01:03:01,081
No, I don't want to see myself.

1001
01:03:01,205 --> 01:03:02,684
Roll off!

1002
01:03:02,845 --> 01:03:04,836
Okay, fuck it.

1003
01:03:06,925 --> 01:03:09,519
Oh, God, I fucking...

1004
01:03:09,605 --> 01:03:10,674
What are you doing?

1005
01:03:10,765 --> 01:03:13,154
I'm just putting my fucking
finger in your mouth.

1006
01:03:13,245 --> 01:03:14,245
Shh. No!

1007
01:03:14,325 --> 01:03:16,005
Come on, just put
everything in your mouth.

1008
01:03:17,845 --> 01:03:19,119
Do you want me to go?

1009
01:03:19,205 --> 01:03:20,524
No.

1010
01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,917
There's aught like a good shag.

1011
01:03:37,285 --> 01:03:39,435
Okay, let's try to be adults here.

1012
01:03:39,605 --> 01:03:41,118
I think we were.

1013
01:03:41,365 --> 01:03:44,243
Obviously this was just
a Kabubble thing, right?

1014
01:03:44,325 --> 01:03:45,360
Just a

1015
01:03:46,085 --> 01:03:49,316
fun mistake where one
of us had an orgasm.

1016
01:03:50,045 --> 01:03:52,878
I mean, we're both in a really bad place.
And then you

1017
01:03:53,205 --> 01:03:55,355
punched Nic.

1018
01:03:55,845 --> 01:03:57,563
I don't know. It's endorphins, right?

1019
01:03:59,045 --> 01:04:00,524
Nope, that's not what this is.

1020
01:04:00,605 --> 01:04:02,277
No, you don't need to be gallant.

1021
01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:04,123
I'm serious.

1022
01:04:05,125 --> 01:04:08,322
I fancy you, Kim Baker.

1023
01:04:09,045 --> 01:04:10,239
I do.

1024
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:14,400
Of all the dozens of women
in this country, I chose you.

1025
01:04:14,485 --> 01:04:16,282
No, you didn't, because this is not me.

1026
01:04:16,365 --> 01:04:17,434
I would never do this.

1027
01:04:17,565 --> 01:04:20,125
Precisely. Because
you're not you anymore.

1028
01:04:20,205 --> 01:04:22,161
You're in the Kabubble.
You said so yourself.

1029
01:04:22,245 --> 01:04:24,554
Don't fucking hide.

1030
01:04:25,925 --> 01:04:28,393
Kim, you know the frog
in the pot of water?

1031
01:04:28,485 --> 01:04:31,602
You raise the temperature bit by bit,

1032
01:04:31,725 --> 01:04:33,317
the frog doesn't notice?

1033
01:04:34,405 --> 01:04:35,804
That's what this place

1034
01:04:35,885 --> 01:04:37,841
and that's what this job does to all of us.

1035
01:04:37,925 --> 01:04:41,395
It changes your perception
of what's normal until...

1036
01:04:43,325 --> 01:04:44,997
...until here we are.

1037
01:04:46,525 --> 01:04:47,878
You know the frog boils to death

1038
01:04:47,965 --> 01:04:49,557
- at the end of that, right?
- Nope.

1039
01:04:49,645 --> 01:04:50,839
- Yeah.
- Nope.

1040
01:04:57,965 --> 01:05:00,001
Is that my toothbrush?

1041
01:05:00,405 --> 01:05:01,405
Ugh!

1042
01:05:02,685 --> 01:05:05,119
<i>What's going on
with my Kandahar piece, Ed?</i>

1043
01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:06,684
<i>Jerry killed it.</i>

1044
01:05:06,765 --> 01:05:07,765
Wait, who killed it?

1045
01:05:07,885 --> 01:05:10,353
<i>Jerry Taub, head of the network, Kim.</i>

1046
01:05:10,445 --> 01:05:12,197
- What happened to Angela?
<i>- She left.</i>

1047
01:05:12,285 --> 01:05:15,516
<i>She's running a website
for women or something.</i>

1048
01:05:15,645 --> 01:05:19,354
<i>Look, I can't sell
Afghanistan in Monday meetings.</i>

1049
01:05:19,445 --> 01:05:22,801
<i>Your war's got chronic
same-shit-different-day-itis.</i>

1050
01:05:22,885 --> 01:05:25,194
Great. What am I even doing here, Ed?

1051
01:05:25,285 --> 01:05:28,561
<i>I wouldn't ask that too loudly, Kim.</i>

1052
01:05:28,645 --> 01:05:32,240
<i>Though I'd be thrilled to have
you back at your old desk.</i>

1053
01:05:38,045 --> 01:05:39,558
That's all I got.

1054
01:05:43,045 --> 01:05:46,401
Hey, I heard that Nic quit
and you fucked Iain!

1055
01:05:46,485 --> 01:05:47,520
Whoa, hold on.

1056
01:05:47,605 --> 01:05:49,880
Listen, the Iain thing
is not a thing, okay?

1057
01:05:49,965 --> 01:05:52,081
We have the same size hands. I can't.

1058
01:05:52,165 --> 01:05:54,804
It's just work has been
a little frustrating.

1059
01:05:54,885 --> 01:05:55,920
Yeah. I get it.

1060
01:05:56,005 --> 01:05:57,757
Because Afghanistan
doesn't rate anymore.

1061
01:05:57,845 --> 01:05:59,244
That is bullshit.

1062
01:05:59,325 --> 01:06:00,981
You've got to find
your own luck here, babe,

1063
01:06:01,005 --> 01:06:02,233
you know that.

1064
01:06:05,245 --> 01:06:06,473
What?

1065
01:06:07,725 --> 01:06:09,158
What? What is that?

1066
01:06:09,245 --> 01:06:11,634
Hey! You're hooking up
Tanya in the Tribals?

1067
01:06:11,725 --> 01:06:13,124
What the fuck, Jaweed?

1068
01:06:13,205 --> 01:06:14,877
Her network will pay me triple.

1069
01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,901
I taught you how to clear
your Internet history, okay?

1070
01:06:16,925 --> 01:06:18,517
What has Vanderpoel ever done for you?

1071
01:06:18,605 --> 01:06:19,958
Give me a break, man.

1072
01:06:20,085 --> 01:06:22,201
Whatever. You owe me.
What else do you have?

1073
01:06:22,285 --> 01:06:23,354
You're Ghilzai, right?

1074
01:06:23,445 --> 01:06:24,844
Do you have any other connections

1075
01:06:24,925 --> 01:06:26,278
to members of the Ghilzai family?

1076
01:06:26,365 --> 01:06:28,003
- You mean Hekmatyar?
- Maybe.

1077
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,360
Are you fucking crazy, Kim? Please.

1078
01:06:31,965 --> 01:06:33,637
Hey! Nabil! Hey.

1079
01:06:33,765 --> 01:06:35,562
Are you still in touch with that ISI guy

1080
01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:38,284
who says he knows
who killed Abdul Haq?

1081
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:41,084
That guy?
He's dead two years.

1082
01:06:54,645 --> 01:06:55,760
Hey.

1083
01:07:04,765 --> 01:07:06,261
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1084
01:07:06,285 --> 01:07:07,604
Mrs. MacKelpie.

1085
01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,194
Twice?

1086
01:07:13,285 --> 01:07:14,301
Two and a half, actually.

1087
01:07:14,325 --> 01:07:15,325
Ugh!

1088
01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:18,433
I don't remember
what happened last night.

1089
01:07:18,565 --> 01:07:20,874
Kabul happened,
my wee froggy in the pot.

1090
01:07:20,965 --> 01:07:23,479
Did I not wear a headscarf?
Where's my phone?

1091
01:07:23,605 --> 01:07:24,741
I believe I threw your mobile
in my cupboard.

1092
01:07:24,765 --> 01:07:25,834
Why?

1093
01:07:25,925 --> 01:07:28,155
Because mid-coitus
you tried to call Tanya

1094
01:07:28,285 --> 01:07:30,321
about some bloody wild goose chase
in the Tribals.

1095
01:07:30,445 --> 01:07:31,719
I told you about that?

1096
01:07:31,805 --> 01:07:32,941
Mmm. Well, it was hard
to understand you

1097
01:07:32,965 --> 01:07:35,604
once you asked me
to stuff your knickers in your mouth.

1098
01:07:37,045 --> 01:07:38,797
I'm joking, Kim. That didn't happen.

1099
01:07:38,965 --> 01:07:40,762
Fuck. I am...

1100
01:07:40,845 --> 01:07:42,676
I am fucking losing it.

1101
01:07:43,285 --> 01:07:44,718
I need a win.

1102
01:07:44,805 --> 01:07:45,941
Christ, if you're that hard up,

1103
01:07:45,965 --> 01:07:47,717
I'll share my Badakhshan thing with you.

1104
01:07:47,805 --> 01:07:49,204
What Badakhshan thing?

1105
01:07:49,285 --> 01:07:51,879
You know China won the contract
to mine for gold up there.

1106
01:07:51,965 --> 01:07:54,433
They built roads, airport,
housing, all that.

1107
01:07:54,525 --> 01:07:56,561
Well, guess whose responsibility it is

1108
01:07:56,645 --> 01:07:58,556
to protect the investment of Red China

1109
01:07:58,645 --> 01:08:00,522
in this restive nation?

1110
01:08:01,045 --> 01:08:04,674
American troops, Chinese gold.
Oh, Iain, that's really good.

1111
01:08:04,805 --> 01:08:05,954
People are gonna get mad.

1112
01:08:06,045 --> 01:08:07,981
Just waiting for my guy
to give me the green light.

1113
01:08:08,005 --> 01:08:10,501
You pay for the trip,
I'll share the story with you. Easy peasy.

1114
01:08:10,525 --> 01:08:13,198
Really? Thank you. That's...

1115
01:08:14,165 --> 01:08:15,234
I owe you one.

1116
01:08:15,365 --> 01:08:18,163
Well, how about a half of one?

1117
01:08:18,285 --> 01:08:19,621
And then we can make it an even three.

1118
01:08:19,645 --> 01:08:21,761
Yeah. Or I could buy you breakfast.

1119
01:08:22,725 --> 01:08:25,034
Or a half of one
and we can make it an even three.

1120
01:08:25,165 --> 01:08:28,123
I think breakfast
is of equal monetary value.

1121
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:30,116
My middle name is Eoghan.

1122
01:08:30,205 --> 01:08:32,275
Which is Erse... Shut up.

1123
01:08:32,365 --> 01:08:33,957
It's Erse for Owen.

1124
01:08:34,205 --> 01:08:35,433
- "Oo-hee"?
- Mmm-hmm.

1125
01:08:35,525 --> 01:08:37,436
- Iain "Oo-hee."
- Don't bother.

1126
01:08:37,525 --> 01:08:38,799
Where is Bin Laden?

1127
01:08:38,885 --> 01:08:39,981
People think he's in Pakistan, right?

1128
01:08:40,005 --> 01:08:41,005
Yeah.

1129
01:08:41,085 --> 01:08:42,803
You've got egg in your beard. Hang on.

1130
01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:43,954
Thank you.

1131
01:08:44,045 --> 01:08:46,764
Your national animal is the unicorn.

1132
01:08:46,845 --> 01:08:47,845
I think it's romantic.

1133
01:08:47,925 --> 01:08:49,916
That is the national animal
of the kingdom I ruled

1134
01:08:50,005 --> 01:08:51,141
when I was eight.

1135
01:08:51,165 --> 01:08:53,156
Who's your favorite Three Stooge?

1136
01:08:53,725 --> 01:08:57,718
Um, Larry. Because he's put upon
in a way that I identify with.

1137
01:08:57,805 --> 01:09:00,273
He's the Art Garfunkel, right?

1138
01:09:00,365 --> 01:09:01,718
Yeah.

1139
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:04,797
So, I thought I might
like to hang out with you for a bit.

1140
01:09:04,885 --> 01:09:06,477
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

1141
01:09:07,485 --> 01:09:09,061
Do you really want to
know what I want to do?

1142
01:09:09,085 --> 01:09:10,085
Yeah. Okay.

1143
01:09:10,125 --> 01:09:11,444
I'd like to kiss you.

1144
01:09:14,925 --> 01:09:16,074
Who knew?

1145
01:09:20,405 --> 01:09:21,599
Here's my little man.

1146
01:09:21,685 --> 01:09:23,835
No, Iain, don't. It's a scam.

1147
01:09:23,925 --> 01:09:26,155
Do you think so? Really?

1148
01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,839
I know it's a scam, Kim. So what?

1149
01:09:28,925 --> 01:09:30,961
He's still begging in the street.
Hey, Abrahaim.

1150
01:09:31,765 --> 01:09:33,244
There's my boy.

1151
01:09:44,005 --> 01:09:45,757
I knew I'd win you over.

1152
01:09:51,405 --> 01:09:52,520
Jesus!

1153
01:09:59,685 --> 01:10:02,597
What the fuck, Jaweed?
Are they coming or not?

1154
01:10:03,285 --> 01:10:04,320
Here they are.

1155
01:10:10,085 --> 01:10:11,261
<i>There they are.</i>

1156
01:10:11,285 --> 01:10:15,119
4-6800, line six north.

1157
01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:21,318
Standing by approval.

1158
01:10:21,565 --> 01:10:23,123
We are clear to engage target.

1159
01:10:23,285 --> 01:10:25,321
Roger. Clear to engage target.

1160
01:10:33,205 --> 01:10:34,763
It is him. That's my guy.

1161
01:10:35,645 --> 01:10:37,381
If we go anywhere,
Jaweed, we take our vehicle.

1162
01:10:37,405 --> 01:10:38,520
No carpooling.

1163
01:10:38,605 --> 01:10:39,754
All right. Okay.

1164
01:10:48,045 --> 01:10:49,876
Shit! Shit!

1165
01:10:50,805 --> 01:10:51,999
Stay calm.

1166
01:10:59,485 --> 01:11:00,485
Splash.

1167
01:11:00,565 --> 01:11:01,918
Cease laser. Safe laser.

1168
01:11:02,005 --> 01:11:03,677
Laser off. Laser safe.

1169
01:11:27,605 --> 01:11:29,960
I'm looking for someone. Excuse me.

1170
01:11:37,365 --> 01:11:39,196
- Oh, my God. Tanya.
- Hi.

1171
01:11:39,285 --> 01:11:40,684
- Jesus.
- Oy.

1172
01:11:42,285 --> 01:11:44,162
Jaweed's dead.

1173
01:11:44,325 --> 01:11:45,678
Andy's in surgery.

1174
01:11:45,765 --> 01:11:47,084
I know. Iain talked to Colin.

1175
01:11:47,245 --> 01:11:48,598
Jesus!

1176
01:11:48,685 --> 01:11:50,038
I know. It's fucked.

1177
01:11:52,485 --> 01:11:54,396
You know, Colin was rolling.

1178
01:11:55,805 --> 01:11:58,160
What, like, rolling-rolling?
You have tape?

1179
01:11:58,245 --> 01:12:00,395
He got the whole fucking thing.

1180
01:12:00,485 --> 01:12:03,318
I'm going to go live with it
as soon as they let me out of here.

1181
01:12:04,925 --> 01:12:07,155
Can you fucking believe it?

1182
01:12:07,485 --> 01:12:08,998
Hey.

1183
01:12:09,165 --> 01:12:10,314
Hi.

1184
01:12:10,765 --> 01:12:11,800
Aye.

1185
01:12:12,925 --> 01:12:14,605
- How are you?
- You doing all right?

1186
01:12:16,085 --> 01:12:17,757
Holy shit!

1187
01:12:17,845 --> 01:12:19,915
<i>And as we watch it
again there, Susanna,</i>

1188
01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:23,594
<i>you can actually see the Hellfire
missile right before it detonates.</i>

1189
01:12:28,165 --> 01:12:29,678
What is going on with Badakhshan?

1190
01:12:29,765 --> 01:12:31,995
Ah, snow's killing us.

1191
01:12:32,085 --> 01:12:33,279
So unless your network wants

1192
01:12:33,365 --> 01:12:34,981
to stump up the money for the helicopter,

1193
01:12:35,005 --> 01:12:37,394
we'll have to wait
till they clear the passes.

1194
01:12:37,485 --> 01:12:39,101
Kim, we have a bit of a situation outside.

1195
01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:40,125
Oh.

1196
01:12:40,605 --> 01:12:41,754
What?

1197
01:12:41,845 --> 01:12:43,563
I just need you
to see something.

1198
01:12:43,685 --> 01:12:45,118
Sorry to interrupt.

1199
01:12:45,205 --> 01:12:46,421
Did he say what he wanted?

1200
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:47,594
I don't know.

1201
01:12:52,045 --> 01:12:53,364
Fuck.

1202
01:12:57,925 --> 01:13:00,041
Qadar. Qadar, it's okay. You can go in.

1203
01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,478
He just wants to talk to me.

1204
01:13:01,605 --> 01:13:03,277
- Okay. Okay.
- It's okay.

1205
01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:05,875
Oh, please, do not cover
your hair on my account.

1206
01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:07,318
It's such beautiful hair.

1207
01:13:07,405 --> 01:13:09,600
It's like the hide of a fine horse.

1208
01:13:09,685 --> 01:13:12,119
Sadiq, what are you doing here?

1209
01:13:13,485 --> 01:13:16,875
I was just going home
from closing a woman brothel

1210
01:13:16,965 --> 01:13:19,081
when I told my driver,

1211
01:13:19,165 --> 01:13:23,522
"Mahboobullah, this is
where my best friend Kimberly lives!"

1212
01:13:23,605 --> 01:13:26,995
But she has been a bad friend lately.

1213
01:13:28,165 --> 01:13:29,837
She does not call.

1214
01:13:30,565 --> 01:13:33,238
She does not invite me to her party.

1215
01:13:33,565 --> 01:13:34,793
I'm sorry,

1216
01:13:34,885 --> 01:13:37,080
but I didn't think the Attorney General

1217
01:13:37,165 --> 01:13:39,360
of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan

1218
01:13:39,485 --> 01:13:40,725
went to parties at guesthouses.

1219
01:13:40,805 --> 01:13:42,523
And why not?

1220
01:13:42,605 --> 01:13:44,675
I am still a man, no?

1221
01:13:44,765 --> 01:13:46,676
I love music.

1222
01:13:46,765 --> 01:13:49,154
I love to dance!

1223
01:13:59,605 --> 01:14:00,605
But

1224
01:14:01,685 --> 01:14:04,199
even though you have been a bad friend,

1225
01:14:05,205 --> 01:14:06,763
I want you to be happy.

1226
01:14:08,685 --> 01:14:10,562
Do you have a special friend?

1227
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:13,038
Because

1228
01:14:14,965 --> 01:14:17,718
I would love to be your special friend.

1229
01:14:19,285 --> 01:14:20,798
Would you like that, Kim?

1230
01:14:23,805 --> 01:14:25,158
You're a bad friend.

1231
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,115
You are a bad friend.

1232
01:14:28,205 --> 01:14:32,118
In America, I would get
a book deal out of this shit!

1233
01:14:32,205 --> 01:14:34,321
You can't just do this, okay?

1234
01:14:34,405 --> 01:14:36,555
I haven't been on the air in months!

1235
01:14:36,645 --> 01:14:40,399
My best friend here almost died,
and I am jealous of her!

1236
01:14:40,805 --> 01:14:42,318
And I am just...

1237
01:14:43,085 --> 01:14:45,724
Fuck this! All of it!

1238
01:15:09,925 --> 01:15:11,438
That was a bomb.

1239
01:15:13,245 --> 01:15:14,519
Hello! So, wait!

1240
01:15:14,605 --> 01:15:17,039
Who is fronting the show?

1241
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:18,956
Tucker? No, I don't know who that is.

1242
01:15:19,045 --> 01:15:22,355
Okay, well, I could go live
for the overnights, but this is...

1243
01:15:22,445 --> 01:15:25,676
"Satellite time?"
No, I have a dedicated feed.

1244
01:15:27,045 --> 01:15:28,444
Since when?

1245
01:15:28,605 --> 01:15:29,701
<i>This is Tucker Wang.</i>

1246
01:15:29,725 --> 01:15:30,874
This is Kim Baker.

1247
01:15:30,965 --> 01:15:33,433
Why am I being told that
I don't have a sat hookup?

1248
01:15:33,605 --> 01:15:35,436
<i>Because you're on
the hourly plan now.</i>

1249
01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:37,205
<i>And either way, the show is full tonight.</i>

1250
01:15:37,245 --> 01:15:38,439
No. Who is your boss?

1251
01:15:38,525 --> 01:15:40,914
I want to talk to this
Jerry whatever, Taub.

1252
01:15:41,085 --> 01:15:43,645
<i>Okay, look, Jerry has
mentioned Afghanistan to me once,</i>

1253
01:15:43,725 --> 01:15:45,621
<i>and mentioned it to know why
the only good story to come</i>

1254
01:15:45,645 --> 01:15:47,381
<i>out of there in a year
was on another network.</i>

1255
01:15:47,405 --> 01:15:49,714
What, Tanya's thing?
No, I've got shit like that.

1256
01:15:49,805 --> 01:15:51,523
I'm waiting for the snow to melt!

1257
01:15:51,605 --> 01:15:53,038
I want to talk to Jerry.

1258
01:15:53,125 --> 01:15:54,781
<i>If I could just get
you to get me a story</i>

1259
01:15:54,805 --> 01:15:56,397
<i>that somebody would care about,</i>

1260
01:15:56,485 --> 01:15:58,043
<i>it would be fine. But meanwhile...</i>

1261
01:15:58,125 --> 01:15:59,181
Okay, what if I come to New York

1262
01:15:59,205 --> 01:16:01,241
and I burst into Jerry's office?
How about that?

1263
01:16:01,325 --> 01:16:03,141
<i>Well, that might look
like I hadn't done my job.</i>

1264
01:16:03,165 --> 01:16:04,996
Perfect. See you Wednesday.

1265
01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:06,125
Cunt.

1266
01:16:10,085 --> 01:16:11,962
Kim.

1267
01:16:13,085 --> 01:16:14,996
Kim, look at these dogs.

1268
01:16:16,245 --> 01:16:17,883
How does this end?

1269
01:16:17,965 --> 01:16:19,956
A bucket of cold water, I suppose.

1270
01:16:23,685 --> 01:16:24,685
No.

1271
01:16:24,765 --> 01:16:26,244
Um...

1272
01:16:28,165 --> 01:16:29,678
How does this

1273
01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:32,153
end?

1274
01:16:34,525 --> 01:16:37,676
Uh, I don't really know, Kim.

1275
01:16:38,525 --> 01:16:42,279
We grow old together?
Get a cottage in the country?

1276
01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:44,003
Raise chickens?

1277
01:16:44,125 --> 01:16:45,717
Eat scrambled eggs off each other?

1278
01:16:45,845 --> 01:16:48,837
Look, we're good, aren't we?
We'll always have Kabul.

1279
01:16:48,925 --> 01:16:50,597
No, we won't. We won't "always have" it

1280
01:16:50,685 --> 01:16:51,879
because I have to go home.

1281
01:16:52,045 --> 01:16:53,603
No, this is home.

1282
01:16:53,685 --> 01:16:57,200
I have to go to
New York City and justify my life

1283
01:16:57,285 --> 01:16:59,276
to somebody named Jerry

1284
01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,720
before he takes it all away, and I

1285
01:17:03,445 --> 01:17:07,802
cannot go back to sitting
at a goddamn desk. I can't.

1286
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,956
Aye. Listen...

1287
01:17:10,045 --> 01:17:12,275
No one can take it away from you.

1288
01:17:12,365 --> 01:17:13,593
Not all of it.

1289
01:17:13,725 --> 01:17:15,681
Whatever happens, you'll have me.

1290
01:17:16,205 --> 01:17:19,402
That's a very nice thing to say, but...

1291
01:17:19,565 --> 01:17:20,714
But what?

1292
01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:36,393
<i>Following a fatal traffic accident
involving a coalition truck,</i>

1293
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:37,713
<i>long simmering frustration</i>

1294
01:17:37,885 --> 01:17:41,400
<i>today boiled over
into violence and despair.</i>

1295
01:17:41,485 --> 01:17:42,918
<i>They kill us!</i>

1296
01:17:43,005 --> 01:17:44,996
<i>They kill us and they break our hearts!</i>

1297
01:17:45,085 --> 01:17:47,679
<i>And I also give this message
to President Hamid Karzai.</i>

1298
01:17:47,765 --> 01:17:50,154
<i>What the hell is happening here?</i>

1299
01:18:11,085 --> 01:18:13,141
Okay, I don't care
who the hell's in there. I'm Kim Baker.

1300
01:18:13,165 --> 01:18:15,679
Go on in, Kim. Jerry's expecting you.

1301
01:18:15,765 --> 01:18:18,199
Well, that's fucking unsatisfying.

1302
01:18:18,285 --> 01:18:19,604
Can I take your bag?

1303
01:18:19,685 --> 01:18:21,004
Yes. Please.

1304
01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:23,261
Would you care for some water?

1305
01:18:23,285 --> 01:18:24,285
Yes.

1306
01:18:35,525 --> 01:18:36,525
I should've Googled you.

1307
01:18:36,605 --> 01:18:40,154
I've been... I've been using all the
wrong swear words.

1308
01:18:41,645 --> 01:18:43,715
Well, I hope
I didn't ruin your big moment.

1309
01:18:43,805 --> 01:18:46,558
Look, Geri, I don't know what
Tucker has been telling you.

1310
01:18:46,645 --> 01:18:49,034
He said that you're upset
about the air time you're getting.

1311
01:18:49,165 --> 01:18:52,441
That's just wrong,
because this is not about me.

1312
01:18:52,525 --> 01:18:54,561
My frustration is with our priorities

1313
01:18:54,645 --> 01:18:56,636
and what's best for the network.

1314
01:18:57,485 --> 01:18:59,999
Isn't deciding what's best
for the network my job?

1315
01:19:01,845 --> 01:19:03,164
I'm just saying,

1316
01:19:03,845 --> 01:19:06,200
as journalists, we have
an obligation to this story.

1317
01:19:06,285 --> 01:19:09,834
And Afghanistan should be
on our air more, period.

1318
01:19:09,925 --> 01:19:11,597
With the resources we have over there,

1319
01:19:11,685 --> 01:19:14,153
Afghanistan should
definitely be on our air more.

1320
01:19:14,245 --> 01:19:18,363
But the problem is,
as much as everyone loves the troops,

1321
01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:21,875
they don't actually want to watch
them on the news anymore.

1322
01:19:21,965 --> 01:19:23,114
They just don't.

1323
01:19:23,445 --> 01:19:26,243
So I can't give Afghanistan more air.

1324
01:19:26,325 --> 01:19:30,284
Which means I need
to give Afghanistan fewer resources.

1325
01:19:30,365 --> 01:19:32,833
That's what's best for the network.

1326
01:19:33,365 --> 01:19:34,764
Geri...

1327
01:19:34,845 --> 01:19:35,845
You have that call now.

1328
01:19:38,965 --> 01:19:40,444
I'm not trying to be a bitch.

1329
01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:41,781
Okay, let me pitch you something.

1330
01:19:41,805 --> 01:19:43,101
All right, the Chinese
mining concession...

1331
01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:44,125
Jesus!

1332
01:19:44,205 --> 01:19:45,501
Look, the last person who got any kind of

1333
01:19:45,525 --> 01:19:47,117
bounce out of Afghanistan

1334
01:19:47,205 --> 01:19:48,957
was your friend Tanya Vanderpoel.

1335
01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:52,355
She's actually got me over a barrel
thanks to that drone story.

1336
01:19:52,845 --> 01:19:54,205
What do you mean, "over a barrel"?

1337
01:19:54,285 --> 01:19:55,638
She's London, Kim.

1338
01:19:57,365 --> 01:19:59,321
- You're hiring Tanya.
- Yes.

1339
01:20:00,805 --> 01:20:02,602
I assumed you two flew here together.

1340
01:20:04,565 --> 01:20:05,884
She's here.

1341
01:20:08,965 --> 01:20:13,197
I'm sorry, you started
talking to her before the UAV strike?

1342
01:20:13,285 --> 01:20:14,798
Is UAV a drone?

1343
01:20:16,885 --> 01:20:18,079
Hello! Where are you going?

1344
01:20:18,405 --> 01:20:20,794
No, I'm only here for a few days.

1345
01:20:21,325 --> 01:20:22,804
Oh, I know.

1346
01:20:24,925 --> 01:20:25,994
Oh, fuck.

1347
01:20:26,645 --> 01:20:28,237
I don't know what to say to you.

1348
01:20:28,365 --> 01:20:30,401
Ducky, I'm sorry. I fucked up.

1349
01:20:30,485 --> 01:20:32,077
Did you go to the Tribals

1350
01:20:32,165 --> 01:20:33,845
because you were
in a contract negotiation?

1351
01:20:33,925 --> 01:20:36,075
Dude, I'm not stealing your job, okay?

1352
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,998
Tanya, this is not about my fucking job.

1353
01:20:40,165 --> 01:20:41,837
We have to make good calls, right?

1354
01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:44,723
And now Andy lost an eye
and Jaweed is dead.

1355
01:20:44,805 --> 01:20:47,444
Christ, man, we've both
fucking made mistakes!

1356
01:20:47,525 --> 01:20:50,597
No. Tell me you didn't go to the Tribals
because of a contract.

1357
01:20:51,725 --> 01:20:54,842
You would have done exactly what I did
if Jaweed had gone to you.

1358
01:20:54,925 --> 01:20:56,517
No. I'm not you.

1359
01:21:03,085 --> 01:21:05,076
Do you remember your first embed?

1360
01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:08,436
You interviewed a young Marine?

1361
01:21:08,525 --> 01:21:09,525
Coughlin? Yes. What?

1362
01:21:09,605 --> 01:21:13,120
Yeah, well, after they aired your story,

1363
01:21:13,205 --> 01:21:17,357
where you used his soundbite
about not loading his rifle,

1364
01:21:17,445 --> 01:21:19,356
they sent him to Helmand.

1365
01:21:20,085 --> 01:21:22,076
And he got his legs blown off.

1366
01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:24,398
So I hear.

1367
01:21:30,045 --> 01:21:31,558
See you in Kabul.

1368
01:22:01,765 --> 01:22:04,677
<i>I'm not really
surprised she chased the story.</i>

1369
01:22:04,845 --> 01:22:06,563
That's what we do. That's what you do.

1370
01:22:06,645 --> 01:22:07,680
I would do it.

1371
01:22:10,685 --> 01:22:12,164
Sorry.

1372
01:22:12,365 --> 01:22:15,004
Goddamn it, I'm tired.

1373
01:22:15,085 --> 01:22:16,404
You booked your return yet?

1374
01:22:16,485 --> 01:22:18,341
'Cause you could come through
Glasgow if you wanted.

1375
01:22:18,365 --> 01:22:19,365
<i>- I'll meet you.</i>
- What?

1376
01:22:19,405 --> 01:22:21,123
No. What about Badakhshan?

1377
01:22:21,205 --> 01:22:22,718
Badakhshan, that will keep

1378
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:25,273
because the fucking pass
is still snowed in.

1379
01:22:25,365 --> 01:22:28,118
I need that story.
I need a hit, all right?

1380
01:22:28,205 --> 01:22:30,321
I need something
so that Geri doesn't decide

1381
01:22:30,405 --> 01:22:32,680
I'm more useful as
an ottoman in her fucking office.

1382
01:22:32,805 --> 01:22:35,717
What you need, Kim,
is some time out of the bubble.

1383
01:22:35,805 --> 01:22:38,194
<i>You'd better get ready.
I'm fucking making love to you</i>

1384
01:22:38,285 --> 01:22:41,197
to bagpipe versions of Sade songs.

1385
01:22:43,365 --> 01:22:44,639
Yeah, okay.

1386
01:22:44,725 --> 01:22:46,522
Really? You'll meet me in Glasgow?

1387
01:22:47,285 --> 01:22:49,799
Yeah, I'll meet you in Glasgow.

1388
01:22:49,885 --> 01:22:51,523
<i>- I'll get the next flight.</i>
- Okay.

1389
01:22:51,885 --> 01:22:53,876
- Bye.
<i>- Bye.</i>

1390
01:23:03,565 --> 01:23:04,714
Hey, Antoine.

1391
01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,683
Where have you come from?
I thought you were in Badakhshan.

1392
01:23:08,085 --> 01:23:10,918
I was. Drove back overnight.

1393
01:23:11,005 --> 01:23:12,882
Wait, what? The pass is open?

1394
01:23:12,965 --> 01:23:14,842
<i>Oui.</i> For now.

1395
01:23:29,005 --> 01:23:30,074
Cheers.

1396
01:23:51,445 --> 01:23:52,764
Oh, Christ.

1397
01:23:55,805 --> 01:23:56,840
Excuse me.

1398
01:23:58,645 --> 01:23:59,714
Kunduz near?

1399
01:24:00,085 --> 01:24:01,120
Far?

1400
01:24:06,405 --> 01:24:08,839
I'd like to rent a car.

1401
01:24:10,365 --> 01:24:11,400
Mmm-hmm.

1402
01:24:15,045 --> 01:24:16,398
Aye, thank you.

1403
01:24:16,525 --> 01:24:18,959
Yeah, I get it. Thank you. Thanks a lot.

1404
01:24:43,245 --> 01:24:44,917
Oh, Jesus.

1405
01:24:45,485 --> 01:24:47,157
Oh, shit.

1406
01:24:56,165 --> 01:24:58,520
<i>Welcome to
Glasgow International Airport.</i>

1407
01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:02,443
<i>Outside temperature's
18 degrees Celsius.</i>

1408
01:25:02,525 --> 01:25:04,595
<i>Local time is 15 hours.</i>

1409
01:25:04,685 --> 01:25:07,518
<i>There will be an airline representative
to assist you to your luggage.</i>

1410
01:25:07,605 --> 01:25:09,721
<i>Once again, thank you
for flying with us...</i>

1411
01:25:11,085 --> 01:25:12,598
Oh, my God.

1412
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:26,445
Leaving a message for Susan.

1413
01:25:26,485 --> 01:25:28,635
Woodward, I'm back in Kabul again.

1414
01:25:28,725 --> 01:25:30,021
I'm trying to get information about

1415
01:25:30,045 --> 01:25:31,341
the disappearance of Iain MacKelpie,

1416
01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:33,515
so if someone at Reuters
can please call me back.

1417
01:25:33,605 --> 01:25:35,461
Call to let me know
that you've received this message.

1418
01:25:35,485 --> 01:25:36,679
Thank you.

1419
01:25:53,725 --> 01:25:55,955
Who kidnaps a Scottish
freelance photographer?

1420
01:25:56,045 --> 01:25:58,195
The whole point of kidnapping
is to get money, right?

1421
01:25:58,285 --> 01:25:59,479
As far as I understand,

1422
01:25:59,565 --> 01:26:01,541
Iain was just in the wrong place
at the wrong time.

1423
01:26:01,565 --> 01:26:04,363
Can this half-assed country
not even do kidnapping right?

1424
01:26:04,445 --> 01:26:07,437
ISAF does not think
this was an upper-tier organization.

1425
01:26:07,525 --> 01:26:10,323
So these men will
probably try to sell him to someone else.

1426
01:26:10,405 --> 01:26:13,556
And then there
will be some talking, you know.

1427
01:26:13,645 --> 01:26:15,954
Oh, my God, Fahim.
They're gonna kill him.

1428
01:26:16,605 --> 01:26:18,357
No, they will not, Kim,

1429
01:26:18,445 --> 01:26:19,844
<i>inshallah.</i>

1430
01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:25,401
Now is when you're supposed
to say "I told you so."

1431
01:26:35,165 --> 01:26:36,439
Fuck!

1432
01:26:44,645 --> 01:26:47,955
Ramadan has ended.
They are slaughtering lambs.

1433
01:27:07,965 --> 01:27:09,034
May I speak with him?

1434
01:27:09,165 --> 01:27:10,165
The general's busy.

1435
01:27:14,125 --> 01:27:16,116
Really, General? The elliptical?

1436
01:27:16,645 --> 01:27:18,442
I have bad knees.

1437
01:27:20,805 --> 01:27:23,877
I'm guessing you didn't come here
for the smell of balls.

1438
01:27:23,965 --> 01:27:25,921
Everybody get the fuck out!

1439
01:27:31,485 --> 01:27:33,316
They believe that he may have been sold

1440
01:27:33,405 --> 01:27:34,963
to another organization

1441
01:27:35,045 --> 01:27:36,876
somewhere in that same region.

1442
01:27:41,005 --> 01:27:43,200
That's a pretty big ask, Baker.

1443
01:27:44,845 --> 01:27:46,995
There's a real-time clock on this.

1444
01:27:48,605 --> 01:27:50,516
I'm sorry, I can't help you.

1445
01:27:59,245 --> 01:28:01,361
You know, it's just a shame that

1446
01:28:01,445 --> 01:28:03,276
y'all don't get credit for all these

1447
01:28:03,365 --> 01:28:05,117
high-profile things that you do.

1448
01:28:05,205 --> 01:28:07,673
You know, especially with
SEALs and Delta out there.

1449
01:28:07,805 --> 01:28:09,101
I mean, what week
goes by that you don't see

1450
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:11,434
those assholes on TV, am I right?

1451
01:28:12,845 --> 01:28:16,315
And then next time Congress
votes on a Pentagon budget

1452
01:28:16,405 --> 01:28:20,080
and there's this pesky little
10% line item for the Marines,

1453
01:28:20,165 --> 01:28:23,202
next thing you know,
you guys are just part of the Navy.

1454
01:28:23,285 --> 01:28:25,003
Although, sir, you would look spectacular

1455
01:28:25,085 --> 01:28:26,916
in one of those pretty white uniforms.

1456
01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:33,118
God, you know what?

1457
01:28:34,245 --> 01:28:36,634
It's just occurring to me
that, unlike JSOC,

1458
01:28:36,725 --> 01:28:38,920
you guys allow reporter embeds.

1459
01:28:39,085 --> 01:28:42,919
Which means that a cameraman
could go on a FORECON mission.

1460
01:28:43,565 --> 01:28:46,602
Don't you think that would be
great for the Corps, sir?

1461
01:28:47,085 --> 01:28:48,916
That kind of exposure?

1462
01:28:50,445 --> 01:28:51,958
Pretty good for you, too.

1463
01:28:53,565 --> 01:28:55,203
Look, we don't go in blind.

1464
01:28:55,285 --> 01:28:57,719
We have to know what we're doing
and where we're going.

1465
01:28:57,805 --> 01:28:59,204
It's the way we work.

1466
01:28:59,285 --> 01:29:01,958
We're not likely to get an address, but...

1467
01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:03,524
When you have something concrete,

1468
01:29:03,605 --> 01:29:04,958
come back and we'll get kinetic.

1469
01:29:10,925 --> 01:29:12,517
Ugh!

1470
01:29:15,765 --> 01:29:19,519
Please tell Mr. Sadiq
that his "special friend" is here.

1471
01:29:19,605 --> 01:29:21,994
What can I get for you? Some tea?
The new PlayStation?

1472
01:29:22,085 --> 01:29:23,741
No, thank you.
I just need a moment of your time.

1473
01:29:23,765 --> 01:29:24,959
Ah.

1474
01:29:27,525 --> 01:29:29,117
We still friends, Sadiq?

1475
01:29:29,205 --> 01:29:32,277
Well, that is up to you, Kim.

1476
01:29:32,365 --> 01:29:34,196
Because you once told me

1477
01:29:34,285 --> 01:29:37,038
that nothing happens here
that you don't know about.

1478
01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:39,195
So you must know about my friend

1479
01:29:39,285 --> 01:29:41,321
Iain MacKelpie getting kidnapped.

1480
01:29:41,405 --> 01:29:42,485
I did hear about this, yes.

1481
01:29:42,565 --> 01:29:43,821
Yeah, well, everybody heard about it,

1482
01:29:43,845 --> 01:29:48,316
but a powerful man such as yourself
must actually know something.

1483
01:29:48,405 --> 01:29:50,521
Or your friend Pacha Khan
knows something.

1484
01:29:50,605 --> 01:29:51,879
Or his friend does.

1485
01:29:51,965 --> 01:29:53,114
Of course.

1486
01:29:53,245 --> 01:29:56,237
I could make some inquiries,
but I can only do this

1487
01:29:56,325 --> 01:29:58,475
for a very special friend.

1488
01:30:17,165 --> 01:30:19,998
I have a video that I think
you should watch, Sadiq.

1489
01:30:20,085 --> 01:30:22,599
You push the little triangle.

1490
01:30:23,765 --> 01:30:26,074
You can watch
video on the phone?

1491
01:30:29,845 --> 01:30:30,994
What is this?

1492
01:30:32,605 --> 01:30:34,516
It looks like the Attorney General

1493
01:30:34,645 --> 01:30:36,522
of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan

1494
01:30:36,605 --> 01:30:37,879
dancing in the street

1495
01:30:38,005 --> 01:30:40,360
with a Western enemy of Islam

1496
01:30:40,445 --> 01:30:42,356
at a party where alcohol was served.

1497
01:30:43,445 --> 01:30:44,965
I've never touched alcohol in my life!

1498
01:30:45,045 --> 01:30:46,956
Well, I'm just saying how it looks.

1499
01:30:54,965 --> 01:30:56,876
It's a good idea, right?

1500
01:30:57,885 --> 01:30:59,716
It's a great idea!

1501
01:31:00,525 --> 01:31:01,674
It's fucking ace!

1502
01:31:04,365 --> 01:31:05,878
Good on ya, Kim!

1503
01:31:07,765 --> 01:31:10,996
Let's go, load up!
Let's go, move, move, move!

1504
01:31:24,165 --> 01:31:26,804
You drink Tennessee whiskey,
Miss Baker?

1505
01:31:28,005 --> 01:31:29,005
Yeah.

1506
01:31:31,605 --> 01:31:33,118
Outstanding.

1507
01:33:20,285 --> 01:33:21,877
Tall Brian? What the fuck?

1508
01:33:35,205 --> 01:33:37,196
Hang tight, sir.
I'm gonna get you that ride.

1509
01:33:37,285 --> 01:33:38,718
Thank you.

1510
01:33:43,125 --> 01:33:45,639
What happened
to the army, Dr. Brydon?

1511
01:33:48,565 --> 01:33:50,044
I am the army.

1512
01:33:55,205 --> 01:33:56,877
Thank you, Kim.

1513
01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:58,193
How are you?

1514
01:33:58,685 --> 01:33:59,834
I've had worse kidnappings.

1515
01:34:03,725 --> 01:34:05,965
<i>MacKelpie is being
treated for minor injuries.</i>

1516
01:34:06,285 --> 01:34:07,957
<i>Again, this incredible footage</i>

1517
01:34:08,045 --> 01:34:09,922
<i>was produced
by our very own Kim Baker.</i>

1518
01:34:10,045 --> 01:34:12,320
<i>Just incredible. Way to go, Kim!</i>

1519
01:34:13,405 --> 01:34:17,034
If you want to kidnap
someone fucking twice,

1520
01:34:17,125 --> 01:34:18,125
you do a Toyota.

1521
01:34:18,205 --> 01:34:21,880
Fucking not as interesting as it got
when they fucking pulled out a burqa.

1522
01:34:21,965 --> 01:34:23,523
It's too fucking long for me!

1523
01:34:23,605 --> 01:34:25,261
I don't know who
the woman was it belonged to.

1524
01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:26,941
I'm not fucking 6'2", right?

1525
01:34:26,965 --> 01:34:29,923
I'm dragging this fucking thing along,
thinking the only consolation is,

1526
01:34:30,005 --> 01:34:32,121
at least if I'm a fucking woman,

1527
01:34:32,205 --> 01:34:34,924
I'm not gonna get buggered,
you know what I'm saying?

1528
01:34:41,605 --> 01:34:43,755
So anyway, I took
a little something, actually.

1529
01:34:43,845 --> 01:34:45,358
I went to the gift shop at Taliban.

1530
01:34:45,445 --> 01:34:46,673
I'm afraid all I could get

1531
01:34:46,845 --> 01:34:48,358
was that.

1532
01:35:12,445 --> 01:35:14,959
- It's a shame you're going.
- Hmm?

1533
01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:19,243
Well, I hope at least
they're flying you first class.

1534
01:35:19,325 --> 01:35:22,044
Geri doesn't like me that much.
But she does like me now,

1535
01:35:22,125 --> 01:35:24,355
so while I have this juice,

1536
01:35:24,485 --> 01:35:26,261
I've got to leverage it
into something better.

1537
01:35:26,285 --> 01:35:27,513
Yes!

1538
01:35:27,605 --> 01:35:28,879
Yes, wait, Iraq.

1539
01:35:28,965 --> 01:35:30,603
I'll come with you.

1540
01:35:30,685 --> 01:35:33,483
No, actually, Pakistan.
That's where the real shooting shit is.

1541
01:35:33,565 --> 01:35:34,861
It's like the Wild West out there.

1542
01:35:34,885 --> 01:35:37,763
Actually, I told Geri
that I want New York or D.C.

1543
01:35:43,045 --> 01:35:44,273
No, I did.

1544
01:35:45,565 --> 01:35:46,964
No, really, where are you going?

1545
01:35:47,045 --> 01:35:48,444
New York or D.C.

1546
01:35:50,525 --> 01:35:51,674
Why?

1547
01:35:53,285 --> 01:35:55,003
You can still come with me.

1548
01:36:01,565 --> 01:36:03,476
Because I think
there's plenty of good work

1549
01:36:03,565 --> 01:36:04,998
to be done in the real world,

1550
01:36:05,085 --> 01:36:07,121
and the Kabubble is well-established.

1551
01:36:07,245 --> 01:36:09,839
Is this about me going
to Badakhshan without you?

1552
01:36:09,925 --> 01:36:12,485
'Cause you would have done
exactly the same thing.

1553
01:36:12,565 --> 01:36:14,760
And, hey, what, I forgive you!

1554
01:36:17,525 --> 01:36:19,197
This is not about you.

1555
01:36:19,325 --> 01:36:21,964
It's not about Badakhshan, or Glasgow,

1556
01:36:22,045 --> 01:36:23,956
or the cottage with the chickens.

1557
01:36:25,085 --> 01:36:26,200
What chickens?

1558
01:36:33,325 --> 01:36:35,122
It's okay. I know you're not gonna come.

1559
01:36:39,525 --> 01:36:41,565
I just have to get out of here
before it's too late.

1560
01:36:43,005 --> 01:36:44,358
What do you mean?

1561
01:36:46,445 --> 01:36:48,595
I started to feel like this was normal.

1562
01:36:51,685 --> 01:36:53,516
You know it's not, right?

1563
01:37:10,845 --> 01:37:12,483
Come to New York and get it.

1564
01:37:13,765 --> 01:37:16,598
Remember, you're like a six
in Manhattan.

1565
01:37:49,685 --> 01:37:51,198
How's your baby?

1566
01:37:51,965 --> 01:37:53,193
Which one?

1567
01:37:53,805 --> 01:37:55,716
- You have two?
- Yes.

1568
01:37:57,805 --> 01:37:59,716
Irish twins.

1569
01:38:01,645 --> 01:38:04,284
No, they are very good.

1570
01:38:04,365 --> 01:38:07,118
The younger one, the boy,
he's very strong.

1571
01:38:07,285 --> 01:38:08,513
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

1572
01:38:08,885 --> 01:38:10,876
I bet the girl is strong, too.

1573
01:38:10,965 --> 01:38:12,318
She's stronger.

1574
01:38:41,685 --> 01:38:43,323
So, um,

1575
01:38:44,925 --> 01:38:47,314
those men in the hospital, the addicts...

1576
01:38:49,045 --> 01:38:51,081
Any of them ever get better?

1577
01:38:51,165 --> 01:38:53,838
Have a happy ending?

1578
01:39:05,445 --> 01:39:08,437
In my culture, we would hug.

1579
01:40:33,285 --> 01:40:34,354
Hey.

1580
01:40:35,605 --> 01:40:37,436
<i>You know,
I miss it. The Stan.</i>

1581
01:40:38,045 --> 01:40:39,444
Yeah, I miss it, too.

1582
01:40:39,525 --> 01:40:41,595
Actually, I tried to go back

1583
01:40:42,645 --> 01:40:44,283
but even the Army wouldn't take me.

1584
01:40:44,965 --> 01:40:48,002
I mean, the Army!
I mean, that's just hurtful.

1585
01:40:51,205 --> 01:40:54,038
Well, I'm very sorry
for what happened to you.

1586
01:40:54,125 --> 01:40:56,958
So if there's anything
that you want to say to me,

1587
01:40:57,045 --> 01:40:58,045
that's why I'm here.

1588
01:40:58,405 --> 01:41:00,043
That's why I came here.

1589
01:41:00,445 --> 01:41:01,480
Ma'am,

1590
01:41:03,285 --> 01:41:06,800
I lost my legs because of an IED,
not because of you.

1591
01:41:09,085 --> 01:41:11,235
I appreciate that,
but if I hadn't quoted you,

1592
01:41:11,325 --> 01:41:13,634
you wouldn't have been transferred.

1593
01:41:13,805 --> 01:41:15,581
No, really, you can say
whatever you want to me.

1594
01:41:15,605 --> 01:41:16,640
That's why I'm here.

1595
01:41:16,725 --> 01:41:18,101
Okay, well, then let's say you're right.

1596
01:41:18,125 --> 01:41:19,565
It's still not 'cause of you, ma'am.

1597
01:41:19,645 --> 01:41:23,843
Some 12-year-old haji
had to plant that bomb.

1598
01:41:23,925 --> 01:41:26,723
And, hell, you know,
if Bin Laden's parents

1599
01:41:26,805 --> 01:41:28,079
hadn't have gotten divorced,

1600
01:41:28,165 --> 01:41:31,077
maybe none of us would've been
in the Stan to begin with.

1601
01:41:33,005 --> 01:41:36,554
And the Taliban, they wouldn't
have even been there for UBL

1602
01:41:36,645 --> 01:41:39,284
if Brezhnev hadn't have gone
and fouled up Afghanistan

1603
01:41:39,365 --> 01:41:40,844
in the first place.

1604
01:41:41,765 --> 01:41:45,360
And the British Empire. Yeah.

1605
01:41:45,445 --> 01:41:46,594
And Kim Baker.

1606
01:41:46,685 --> 01:41:48,164
Okay, I deserve that.

1607
01:41:49,405 --> 01:41:51,714
Goddamn!
Once you got no legs,

1608
01:41:51,805 --> 01:41:53,636
everyone takes
everything so serious.

1609
01:41:55,005 --> 01:41:58,793
I mean, there's only so much
any of us have any control of,

1610
01:41:59,525 --> 01:42:02,119
good or bad.

1611
01:42:02,205 --> 01:42:05,356
If you didn't learn that in Afghanistan,
you were not paying attention.

1612
01:42:05,445 --> 01:42:07,675
So, you're not gonna yell at me?

1613
01:42:07,765 --> 01:42:10,074
I mean, ma'am...

1614
01:42:11,885 --> 01:42:13,637
Kim, you've got to move on.

1615
01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:17,195
You're giving yourself
way too much credit.

1616
01:42:17,965 --> 01:42:19,876
You embrace the suck,

1617
01:42:21,045 --> 01:42:23,036
you move the fuck forward.

1618
01:42:29,165 --> 01:42:31,395
What other fucking choice do we have?

1619
01:42:35,245 --> 01:42:36,725
Do I hear swearing over there?

1620
01:42:37,485 --> 01:42:39,999
How are you standing there
the one time I curse?

1621
01:42:40,085 --> 01:42:41,120
- "One time."
- I mean...

1622
01:42:41,205 --> 01:42:42,320
It's true. He had a good

1623
01:42:42,405 --> 01:42:43,461
long run in the military.

1624
01:42:43,485 --> 01:42:45,123
Don't cover up for him.

1625
01:42:45,845 --> 01:42:47,061
So, Kim, are you gonna stay for dinner?

1626
01:42:47,085 --> 01:42:48,837
Of course she will.

1627
01:43:09,765 --> 01:43:10,914
Bye!

1628
01:43:11,845 --> 01:43:15,042
- Say bye to Kim. Bye, Kim!
- Say bye.

1629
01:43:35,125 --> 01:43:37,639
<i>Colonel, the Afghan
National Army missed</i>

1630
01:43:37,725 --> 01:43:39,245
<i>yet another benchmark
for preparedness.</i>

1631
01:43:39,285 --> 01:43:42,322
<i>How do you think that will
affect our draw down in the region?</i>

1632
01:43:42,405 --> 01:43:44,781
<i>There needs to be a revision to the
previously announced draw down</i>

1633
01:43:44,805 --> 01:43:46,841
<i>or our future exit strategy.</i>

1634
01:43:46,925 --> 01:43:48,005
<i>Thank you, Colonel Roberts.</i>

1635
01:43:48,045 --> 01:43:49,045
<i>Thank you. My pleasure.</i>

1636
01:43:49,165 --> 01:43:51,599
<i>Coming up, a look at the war on terror</i>

1637
01:43:51,685 --> 01:43:54,324
<i>that's close to home
for those of us who cover it.</i>

1638
01:43:54,405 --> 01:43:56,316
<i>From London,
I'll be joined by award-winning</i>

1639
01:43:56,405 --> 01:43:58,361
<i>combat photographer, Iain MacKelpie.</i>

1640
01:43:58,445 --> 01:44:00,242
<i>His new book,</i> Conflict Zone,

1641
01:44:00,325 --> 01:44:02,281
<i>chronicles a decade spent working</i>

1642
01:44:02,365 --> 01:44:04,242
<i>in the Middle East and Afghanistan.</i>

1643
01:44:04,325 --> 01:44:06,077
<i>That's when we return.</i>

1644
01:44:06,165 --> 01:44:08,759
<i>And we're clear. Back in 40.</i>

1645
01:44:08,845 --> 01:44:09,845
<i>Hi, Iain.</i>

1646
01:44:09,925 --> 01:44:11,916
<i>Hi. Was I supposed
to say something then</i>

1647
01:44:12,005 --> 01:44:13,285
<i>- when you introduced me?
- Nope.</i>

1648
01:44:13,325 --> 01:44:16,522
<i>Nope. Just sit up, smile.</i>

1649
01:44:17,965 --> 01:44:19,717
<i>I can't smile. My face feels weird.</i>

1650
01:44:19,845 --> 01:44:21,915
<i>No, you're fine. You look good.</i>

1651
01:44:22,005 --> 01:44:23,438
<i>Thank you for coming on the show.</i>

1652
01:44:23,525 --> 01:44:24,845
<i>No, please. Thanks for having me.</i>

1653
01:44:24,925 --> 01:44:26,916
<i>I got it. Okay, yeah. Got it.</i>

1654
01:44:27,845 --> 01:44:29,901
<i>You know, they got me
on this book tour at the moment.</i>

1655
01:44:29,925 --> 01:44:31,381
<i>I'm gonna be in New York
at the end of the month,</i>

1656
01:44:31,405 --> 01:44:32,997
<i>if you'd fancy a coffee.</i>

1657
01:44:33,845 --> 01:44:37,838
<i>We're back
in five, four, three...</i>