1 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:04,091 [indistinct conversations] 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:05,135 [slurps] 3 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:07,007 [gulps] 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,010 What a casual blouse, Amy. 5 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,490 Thank you. 6 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:16,233 Yours also looks very... comfortable. 7 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:21,151 [clears throat] Um, I got to say, 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:24,241 I am thrilled we finally got this Huang-Chestnut double date 9 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,112 on the books. Uh, quick follow up -- 10 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,678 Where's Matthew? 11 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:28,985 Ohh, I was hoping you wouldn't ask. 12 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:32,467 [sighs] 13 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,251 A Dear John letter? 14 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:35,992 I thought Matthew was happy working here. 15 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:39,909 He was, but he scored a high-powered job at Dollywood. 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,694 He's overseeing the new 24-hour 9 to 5Diner. 17 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:45,262 The biggest challenge is getting people to understand 18 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:46,611 it's always open. 19 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:49,223 Um, I see. 20 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,833 Uh, excuse me. 21 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,967 Ugh, this is a typical Matthew. 22 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:58,101 He always Irish-goodbyes, leaving me to be the messenger. 23 00:00:58,232 --> 00:00:59,581 Plus, I have to pack up our home, 24 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:01,713 take care of our precious baby boy, Max, 25 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:03,715 and finish my work at the PTA. 26 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:04,760 It's a lot. 27 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,370 Doesn't seem so bad, 28 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:09,721 but -- but I'm somebody who likes hard work, so... 29 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,942 ♪♪ 30 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,163 MATTHEW: Pigeon Forge is beautiful this time of year, 31 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,252 but not as beautiful as my memories 32 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,732 of being your pard'ner, pard'ner. 33 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:23,735 You'll always have a special place in this cowboy's heart. 34 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:26,086 And if you could give my last paycheck to Amy, 35 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:27,609 that would be so, so great. 36 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:31,003 Or you can mail it, but handing it to Amy 37 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,744 would actually be my very strong preference. 38 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:36,270 Yipee Ki Goodbye, Matthew Chestnut. 39 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,402 ♪ Where is my John Wayne?♪ 40 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,057 LOUIS: Another cattleman gone. 41 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:44,104 ♪ Where is my prairie song?♪ 42 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:47,672 ♪ Where is my happy ending?♪ 43 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:54,331 ♪ Where have all the cowboys gone?♪ 44 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,551 I'm all alone here. 45 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:00,337 P.S. I'd much prefer you give the check to Amy, 46 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,208 just to be clear. 47 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,254 Matthew. 48 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:06,561 ♪♪ 49 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:07,779 ♪ Fresh off the boat♪ 50 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,433 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go♪ 51 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,392 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know♪ 52 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,437 ♪ Fresh off the boat♪ 53 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,439 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from♪ 54 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,658 ♪ But I know where I'm goin'♪ 55 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,791 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat♪ 56 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:22,620 ♪♪ 57 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,797 Ha, I found you, backwards "milk"! 58 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:28,017 There he is... my main man! 59 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,193 What do you want?[chuckles] 60 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,412 That's your "idea smile." 61 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:32,500 Last time I saw that, 62 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,241 you had me take a video of you hula-hooping. 63 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,807 Okay, you got me. 64 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,244 I want you to come work with me. 65 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,333 Now, I know we tried it in the past, and it... 66 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,030 Sucked....wasn't always positive, 67 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,250 but I would like you to fill in for Matthew Chestnut 68 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,382 at Cattleman's until I can find a permanent replacement. 69 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,819 Thanks, but let's keep family and work separate. 70 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,038 I'm my own man now. 71 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,170 [sighs] 72 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,042 I admit it. Last time we worked together was rocky. 73 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,217 I was "too controlling," 74 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,958 and you "ate food from garbage plates 75 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,264 and wouldn't speak to old people," 76 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:58,961 but this time, it'll be different. 77 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,050 We've both matured into better versions of ourselves. 78 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,225 I have a job at the mattress store, 79 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,531 a job I got without help from you. 80 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,837 I know, and I am so proud of you, 81 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,622 but I'm in a bind and I need a new deputy, 82 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,450 and who better than my firstborn son? 83 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,539 No. 84 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:14,106 [sighs] 85 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,283 This is really good stuff. 86 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,981 Oh, I'm so glad you think so. 87 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,200 Just a top-notch résumé. 88 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,331 Great font choice, 89 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,854 excellent margins, 90 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,466 solid job history including teaching experience. 91 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,294 Who knew such a dark spot on my past 92 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,991 could actually come in handy? 93 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,732 I only have one note. 94 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,168 Under objective, you've written, 95 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,126 "Seeking employment in which I control 96 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,737 the teachers and the school." 97 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:36,955 Do you think it's too vague? 98 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,348 I think it should be in bold. 99 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:39,915 I agree! 100 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,221 It is that good. 101 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:42,222 Ahh! 102 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,659 This new "Teacher Boss" path feels right. 103 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,487 I'm gonna turn the tables on those teachers 104 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,228 and give them an aptitude test, 105 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:49,577 finally get rid of the duds. 106 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:52,449 It's about time someone stuck it to public-school teachers. 107 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:55,235 You said it. 108 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,237 It's the economy, stupid. 109 00:03:57,367 --> 00:04:00,327 [laughs] Great line. 110 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:01,328 My savings account is still pathetic. 111 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,939 Why do these interest rates keep dropping? 112 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,462 It's the economy, stupid! 113 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,159 [both laugh] 114 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,814 James Carville.I did not expect that from you. 115 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,382 Why not? Well, because you're not that funny. 116 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,341 ♪♪ 117 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:15,255 [school bell rings] 118 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,561 Hello, Principal. 119 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,433 I would like to be in charge, please. 120 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:20,564 Ooh. Uh, well, 121 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,697 there are no openings in our administration right now. 122 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,612 And even if there were, you aren't eligible. 123 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,222 Because I'm a woman? 124 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,963 Because you don't have a master's degree. 125 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:30,574 It takes a couple of years to earn, so come back then. 126 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,228 I don't have years. 127 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:36,232 I need to be in control now while myson goes here. 128 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,625 Who cares about other kids? 129 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:41,237 I do. AMY: Ahem. 130 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,282 Oh, Jessica. 131 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,371 Is Eddie in trouble again? 132 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,069 Not that I know of. 133 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,463 Mrs. Chestnut, what brings you in? 134 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:52,030 My son's new school would like his transcripts. Today. 135 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:54,163 Of course. 136 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,296 Normally, it takes about three days 137 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:59,037 to process the request --[chuckles] Principal Mathis, 138 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:02,476 I think we both know that, as outgoing PTA president, 139 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,391 I still have plenty of power here. 140 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,436 I would hate for something to happen 141 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:09,657 to that new teachers' lounge you wanted us to fund. 142 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:12,747 Or perhaps you likesitting on piles of blankets. 143 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,750 [chuckles nervously] By 5:00 okay? 144 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,665 How about 4:30? 145 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:20,189 ♪♪ 146 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,452 Teacher boss. 147 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,411 How's everyone doing saving up for wheels? 148 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,108 We all need cars by senior year 149 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:28,197 so we can stand next to them in the parking lot. 150 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,416 I'm well on my way. 151 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,113 Scored a babysitting job this weekend. 152 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:33,550 You babysit? What kids are gonna listen to you? 153 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:34,986 You're so little. 154 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,032 My trick is to pretend to be one of them at first 155 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,250 to gain their trust. 156 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,209 So how's the job search, Trent? 157 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,428 I have a few irons in the fire. 158 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:42,994 The good people at Spencer's Gifts 159 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,083 agreed to keep my résumé on file. 160 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,998 Hey, chin up. Something'll come to you. 161 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,566 As for me, I'm knee deep in jobs. 162 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,133 My dad asked me to come back to Cattleman's, 163 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,440 but I'm too busy killing it at the mattress store. 164 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,094 I overheard my boss mention something about a promotion. 165 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,140 Okay! Nice. 166 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:01,056 ♪ Come to Beds! Beds! Beds! and buy a bed ♪ 167 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,798 Hey, tell us a riddle! 168 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,277 No. 169 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,453 Tell us a riddle! 170 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,455 This promotion sucks. 171 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,021 That's not a riddle. 172 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,720 Ow!Come on. 173 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,809 Why would you do that? 174 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:16,854 [indistinct conversations] 175 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:19,683 I'm not here to make friends. 176 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:24,384 Oh, look who decided to take an interest in the PTA. 177 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,386 ♪♪ 178 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,518 -Shh. -Shh! 179 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,912 ♪♪ 180 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:34,263 She has them trained. Respect. 181 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,093 Hey, Meatball. I'm here to take over. 182 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:39,486 How do I become president? 183 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,052 It's Jamie. 184 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,403 I brought meatballs to the HOA once. 185 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,753 Normally, we have elections, 186 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,364 but since Amy's leaving mid-term, 187 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,105 she's naming her own replacement. 188 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,673 Ugh. Are you sure Amy has to give me the job? 189 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:55,110 Yep. Sure as my name is Jamie. 190 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,590 But we hate each other. 191 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,939 I mean, how is that gonna work, Meatball? 192 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,941 It's Jamie. 193 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,639 Heads up. I'm in a mood. 194 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:06,513 ♪♪ 195 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,558 Okay, okay, okay. You win. 196 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:09,733 I sweet-talked Harv, 197 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:11,953 moved some shifts around, and bada bing, bada boom, 198 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,607 I can help you out again. 199 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,478 Let's talk numbers. 200 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,872 I'm sure you'll find this more than fair. 201 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,527 ♪♪ 202 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,180 Oh! Hmm. 203 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:23,530 So kind of you to offer, Eddie, 204 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,575 but I already found a replacement. 205 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:28,099 Howdy-doo, Eddie. Table for one? 206 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,927 What? 207 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:35,716 So I told you I turned this job down, and then you took it? 208 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:37,544 Isn't it great? One man's trash 209 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,197 is another man's gainful employment. 210 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,504 [chuckles] Uh, you don't mind, do you, Eddie? 211 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,593 Pfft, why would I mind? 212 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,247 I'm so busy at the mattress store with this big promosh, 213 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,815 so...Oh, great! [chuckles] 214 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,817 You know, I had no idea that Trent here 215 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,645 was such a consummate professional. 216 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,603 Louis, stop. I'm blushing. 217 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,475 "Louis"? I know. 218 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,694 The first-name basis felt weird at first, 219 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,957 but since we're co-workers, Louis insisted. [chuckles] 220 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,785 Well, it seems like this is going well. 221 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,657 "Well"? I'd say it's going "good"! 222 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:04,571 Watch this. 223 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,530 -Huh! Huh! Huh!! -Huh! Huh! Huh!! 224 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,272 Oh, wow, special shake, first day. 225 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:11,491 [chuckling] Yeah. 226 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,625 Look, your daughter is a hot mess, okay? 227 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,235 You have to stop bringing her to things. 228 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,934 Hey, girl. Wow. Great president-ing up there. 229 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:20,978 What do you want? 230 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,285 I can smell the desperation a mile away. 231 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,374 I heard you're naming a new PTA president 232 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,593 before you move to Pigeon Town. 233 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:27,768 I want the job. 234 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,465 Why would I pick you? 235 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,163 Because I am the best woman for the job. 236 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:34,601 I know I can fix this garbage dump of a school 237 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:35,602 if I am president. 238 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:40,258 Well, you know, I would really love to consider you, 239 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,043 but I'm just busy. Yeah. 240 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,611 I mean, remember? I'm here all alone, 241 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,482 and I don't have anyone helping me with my move, 242 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:51,095 not even someone who "likes hard work." 243 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:52,488 Would you like me to help? 244 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,012 Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that. 245 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:57,058 Please. I would love to. 246 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,103 My place tomorrow. 8:00 a.m. sharp. 247 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,322 Come ready to lift. 248 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:03,891 ♪♪ 249 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:06,981 Oh, let me guess. Chilli from TLC? 250 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:08,460 What? No. 251 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,767 I have to spend the whole day helping Amy Chestnut pack, 252 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,769 because she holds my dreams in her cold, white hands. 253 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,728 Mm, I dream sometimes about 254 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,773 a witch with cold hands trying to grab me. 255 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:17,774 Subconsciously --Later, Louis. 256 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,560 I can't give you whatever it is you need right now. 257 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,779 I think the witch is my mother.[door opens, closes] 258 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,259 There he is... 259 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,217 my dad, Louis! 260 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,045 I was just laughing about this funny time 261 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,091 you and I had working at Cattleman's. 262 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,614 Remember, with the food? 263 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,008 [chuckles]Oh, the past was fun, wasn't it? 264 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,749 Um, yeah, sure. 265 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,141 I-I thought you said you didn'tlike it. 266 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,230 I did. I did say that. 267 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,581 But as yousaid, we've both matured, 268 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,321 so I'm happy to come back and help. 269 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,149 I appreciate that, but you were right. 270 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,498 You are your own man. 271 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:47,891 You shouldn't have to be my deputy. 272 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,719 [chuckles] Plus, Trent is working out great. 273 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,852 Is he, though? 274 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,767 Look, I love Trent. 275 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:54,942 Great guy. Salt of the earth. 276 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,378 But he's an amateur. 277 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,641 There's no shame in kicking that Celtic fireball to the curb. 278 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:02,036 Kick him to the curb? But he's doing a phenomenal job. 279 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,605 Look. Trent solved our trout-surplus problem 280 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,824 by running a coupon for half off of "Trout Salad," 281 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:08,695 a dish he invented. 282 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,871 See, what he does is, he takes a piece of trout 283 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,916 and he puts it on top of --Salad. 284 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,832 Got it.He also came up with the great idea for Cattleman's 285 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,791 to offer a delivery option. 286 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,489 And he got me this mug. 287 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,491 [laughs] This all worked out for the best. 288 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,536 Mm. Ouch. 289 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,842 Mm. 290 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,235 [chuckles] 291 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,716 It's not practical, but it makes my heart happy. 292 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:30,630 I'm not bleeding, am I? 293 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,196 [sighs deeply] 294 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,634 [sighs] 295 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,418 Well, that's the last of it. 296 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,767 You're the first adult woman I've met 297 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,639 with nine boxes of horse toys. 298 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,119 I wanted a daughter. 299 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,775 Well...all good things must come to an end, 300 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,385 even a day of hard labor 301 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,649 with only two small timed breaks for water. 302 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,215 I couldn't have done it without you. 303 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,698 What have we here? Ah. 304 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,134 Your résumé? 305 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,745 So it is. 306 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,661 Maybe now you have time to consider me as your replacement. 307 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,011 Ooh, very qualified. 308 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:07,014 I do see that you have experience selling furniture. 309 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,363 That's your biggest takeaway? 310 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:09,669 Where's your head, Chestnut? 311 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,672 Well, I can't schlep everything to Pigeon Forge. 312 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,849 So before I name my next president, 313 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,459 I'm gonna have to sell some furniture. 314 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:19,896 Would you like me to help? 315 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,768 Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that. 316 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,770 No, I insist. 317 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,380 Treat yourself to three minutes worth of water. 318 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,469 The cash box and pricing stickers are in the garage. 319 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:32,126 ♪♪ 320 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,563 [scoffs] Why can't they make a decent shoelace? 321 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,826 It's the economy, stupid! 322 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,436 Yeah, like yesterday. 323 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,917 ♪♪ 324 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,397 [sighs] 325 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,009 I'm trying to make him laugh since he said I'm not funny. 326 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,017 I don't get it. Emery loved that line yesterday. 327 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:05,812 [imitates laughter] Hmm? 328 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,465 [school bell rings] 329 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,816 -Hey, buddy. -[gasps] 330 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:10,947 Didn't see you there. 331 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,514 Eddie, you know I hate jump scares. 332 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,864 What's this? 333 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,474 Your resignation letter for Cattleman's. 334 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,086 I don't want to resign. I love working for your dad. 335 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,478 [scoffs] Come on. 336 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:23,830 I know how annoying he can be. So clingy and controlling. 337 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,006 He's not like that with me. 338 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,051 Well, if he isn't now, he will be soon. Then what? 339 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,792 Then we'll talk it out like adults. 340 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,446 That's a stupid plan. 341 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,056 It's not like you to write a whole letter 342 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,928 out of the goodness of your heart. 343 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:35,842 What's really going on? 344 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,540 [sighs] Beds! Beds! Beds! has gone south. 345 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,063 They're forcing me to sweat my face off 346 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,848 in that gross mattress costume. 347 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,981 Someone even spilled spaghetti on the inside. 348 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:45,765 It was me. 349 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,897 [sighs] Sounds bleak. 350 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,899 Look, since my dad offered me the job first, 351 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,858 you should do the honorable thing and step aside. 352 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:52,989 I can't. 353 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,992 What do you mean? It's only a temporary job. 354 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,341 How long do you expect it to last? 355 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,778 Forever. He made it permanent. 356 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:02,216 Your dad made me his deputy. 357 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,826 [exhales sharply] 358 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,437 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go run our next coupon. 359 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:09,266 This is just a mockup, but I'll honor it, because I know you. 360 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,703 Chin up, Eddie. Something'll come to you. 361 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:18,841 ♪♪ 362 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,538 [indistinct conversations] 363 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,933 Buy the couch. Rest your old bones. 364 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,239 Do you accept checks?Cash only. 365 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,893 I'll hold it for you for 10 minutes. 366 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:27,937 Leave your watch. 367 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,809 [sighs] 368 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,462 Thank you. 369 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,030 This is actually going pretty well. 370 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,945 I forgot how much I enjoy making people buy things 371 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,468 they clearly don't want or need. 372 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,819 Yeah. 373 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,997 So, about the PTA presidency, I -- 374 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,999 Mom, why are you selling our stuff 375 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,305 if we're only moving across town? 376 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,525 You haven't told him about Dollywood? 377 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,006 I can't. He loves it here. 378 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,834 He would be crushed.I get it. 379 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,749 I did the same thing with my boys when we left D.C. 380 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,794 Let me help you. 381 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,404 No, I'm his mom. 382 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,536 I should -- I insist. 383 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,410 Max, 384 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,760 what if I told you about a magical place 385 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,589 with roller coasters and country music 386 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,417 ruled by a big-bosomed lady 387 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,594 who gives free books to all children? 388 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,422 What? That's not real. 389 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,860 Oh, it is real. 390 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,513 And your dad's already there. 391 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:27,040 ♪♪ 392 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:27,997 [slurps] 393 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,869 Whoo! Hot and fast. 394 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,305 Hey, Dad. Here's the paper. 395 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:32,872 [chuckles] 396 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,004 Let's see how Trent's coupon looks in print. 397 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,180 ♪♪ 398 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:40,053 "Buy a soda, get a steakfree"?! 399 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,403 Trent must have flipped the deal by mistake! Oh, no! 400 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,579 Maybe he's not as perfect and professional as you thought. 401 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:45,623 Oh, this is bad. 402 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,364 Maybe no one saw the coupon yet. 403 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:50,672 [indistinct shouting]This is a simple case of a coupon switcheroo. 404 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,195 How 'bout I honor the original deal, 405 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:55,372 which was buy a steak, get a sodafree?! 406 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:58,158 Deal?ALL: No! 407 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,029 Trent, what have you done? 408 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,813 I feel this is a bad time, 409 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,469 but I have that coupon, too, so... 410 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,649 How did this happen? 411 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,999 I proofread that puppy a hundred times. 412 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:16,089 We'll talk later, but for now, we have to honor this coupon. 413 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,655 I'll get more steaks. Eddie, help Trent. 414 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:18,918 We need all hands on deck! 415 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,181 No problem, Dad. I'm your guy. 416 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,618 [indistinct conversations] 417 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,707 It was you. You did this. 418 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:26,664 Did what? 419 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:28,666 You called the paper and messed with my coupon 420 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:30,625 because you couldn't stand to see us happy together. 421 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:32,583 Pfft, I don't know what you're talking about. 422 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,411 You're jealous I'm working with your dad. 423 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,023 You're jealous I'm working with yourdad! What? 424 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,025 I thought we could all be professionals about this, 425 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,114 but I guess not. 426 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,290 [sighs] Enjoy your father. 427 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,815 [indistinct shouting] 428 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,947 Where's Trent? 429 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,079 He quit. Couldn't handle the pressure. 430 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,473 What?! Not T-Bone! 431 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,040 Uh, uh, here, take these steaks to table 7. 432 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,085 Oh, and thanks for being here, Eddie. 433 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,175 No problem, Boss. 434 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,437 If I were table 7... 435 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:04,615 ♪♪ 436 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,966 Get ready to laugh. 437 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,880 [sighs] Oh, boy. 438 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,231 [as James Carville] As with mosquitos, horseflies, 439 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,711 and other blood-sucking parasites, 440 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:17,106 Kenneth Starr was born in stagnant water. 441 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,065 It's better to be married to someone who hates your politics 442 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,762 than someone who hates your mama. 443 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,198 [normal voice] Eh? 444 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,984 Ah, same thing, but longer. 445 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,507 Seriously?! 446 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,769 I spent $35 447 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,858 on a professional-grade bald cap for nothing? 448 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,555 I didn't mean to insult you. 449 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,340 I just meant that you're not the funny one 450 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,906 because I'mthe funny one. 451 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,517 Why can't we both be funny? 452 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,301 I mean, I read all those joke books. 453 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,347 True funny guys don't need books. 454 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,088 We've got jokes in our bones. 455 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,311 Watch this. 456 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,096 Ow![Evan and Grandma laugh] 457 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,099 Why is there a rake in here?! 458 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,491 Slapstick! [laughs] 459 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,971 [door closes] 460 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,146 Amy, I'm back. 461 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,235 Oh, hey, thanks for getting the pizza. 462 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,150 I don't trust delivery men. 463 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,325 They're always hitting on me. 464 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:06,155 So, I will see you tomorrow at the PTA meeting, 465 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:09,071 where I very much hope you will name me president. 466 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,205 Whoa, wait. I read on your résumé 467 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,380 that you have some real-estate experience. 468 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,034 Would you like to stay and go through these 469 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,252 real-estate listings with me? 470 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,688 Seriously? 471 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,560 I mean, we can't live in the Dollywood Hotel forever. 472 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:22,606 There is a wig shop in the lobby. 473 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:26,828 I packed up your house, sold your furniture, made you dinner. 474 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,003 Haven't I done enough? 475 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,700 Well, you've done more than enough, 476 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,486 which is why I thought you might like to stay 477 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,574 and share a 2-liter 478 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:37,099 of caffeine-free diet root beer with me. 479 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,492 You know, we could have some fun. 480 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,537 Fun? You want to have fun with me? 481 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,583 I thought we hated each other. 482 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,324 Well, look, I thought so, too, 483 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,152 but then you helped me talk to Max. 484 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,023 Any mom would have done that. 485 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,372 I don't know about that, 486 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,201 but you did, and it meant a lot to me. 487 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,160 You know, you and I aren't so different. 488 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,336 Said the Mormon to the Chinese lady. 489 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:58,077 But maybe you're right. 490 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,209 You're a strong, small, scary woman 491 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,299 who would do anything for her kid. 492 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,561 We are pretty similar. 493 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,085 Which is why I know 494 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,000 you will make an excellent PTA president. 495 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,872 Ah, I got the job?! 496 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:11,960 You got the job! 497 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,179 Oh, yes! 498 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,355 Do we have to hug? 499 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,226 I'd rather not. Good. 500 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,186 Thanks.All right, Pops. 501 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,317 Throw up some horns. 502 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,104 Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Huh, huh, huh. 503 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,194 Sorry, I'm just not in the mood. 504 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:31,197 ♪♪ 505 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:36,463 [Paula Cole's Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?plays] 506 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:41,076 TRENT AND LOUIS: Huh! Huh! Huh!!♪ Where is my John Wayne?♪ 507 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,688 ♪ Where is my prairie song?♪ 508 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:48,127 ♪ Where is my happy ending?♪ 509 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:54,133 ♪ Where have all the cowboys gone?♪ 510 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:58,876 ♪♪ 511 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,141 ♪ I will raise the children♪ 512 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:07,276 ♪ If you pay all the bills♪ 513 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,365 ♪ Where is my John Wayne?♪ 514 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,410 EDDIE: Dad. 515 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,933 [music stops] 516 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,282 Do you miss Trent? 517 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,066 Why do you ask? 518 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,939 Oh. 519 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,941 Every time I find someone who shares my passion 520 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,334 for this place, they leave. 521 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,597 I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me. 522 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:27,035 Dad, there's nothing wrong with you. 523 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,906 I'm the reason why Trent left. 524 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,299 I sabotaged his coupon. 525 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,910 What? Why would you do that? 526 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,130 The truth is, the mattress store isn't what I thought 527 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,351 it would be, and when I saw you working with Trent, 528 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,613 I got jealous. 529 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,659 You almost bankrupted Cattleman's for me? 530 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:43,921 ♪♪ 531 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,185 Wait, I thought you wanted to be your own man. 532 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,403 I did. I still do. 533 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,276 But I just didn't like the feeling of being replaced. 534 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,409 I could never replace you, Eddie. 535 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,932 ♪♪ 536 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,196 I don't see why Cattleman's can't have three pard'ners. 537 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,937 Huh! Huh! Huh!!Huh! Huh! Huh!!Huh! Huh! Huh!! 538 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,288 Trent, I'm sorry I let my jealousy 539 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,464 get in the way of our friendship. It's okay. 540 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,205 I never meant to get in the way of you and your dad. 541 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,902 Ready to get back in the saddle? 542 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,077 Giddy up, Lou! 543 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,166 So, are Eddie and I gonna split hours? 544 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,212 I have a better idea. 545 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,735 It's true. That's his idea smile. 546 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:16,998 You got me a car? 547 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,129 Sort of. 548 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,959 ♪♪ 549 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,745 Your new job is to drive for Cattleman's Delivery. 550 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,181 But I'm only 15. 551 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,401 I can't drive without another adult in the car. 552 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,141 Grandma has generously agreed 553 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,144 to be permanent shotgun until you're 16. 554 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,464 Surprise! Oh! 555 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:49,683 I am your boss now. 556 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:53,034 I am the newly appointed PTA president, 557 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:56,124 so I look forward to reigning over the students, 558 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,474 the parents, the teachers, 559 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,694 and, of course, you. 560 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,217 [chuckles] 561 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,914 Mmm. 562 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,046 Ow. 563 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,484 Has anyone seen my Boss mug? 564 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,529 It's in there. 565 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,530 EVAN: Yeah. Yep. 566 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,705 Oh. 567 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,361 Ow! Ohh![laughter] 568 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,363 Why is there a rake in here?! 569 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,279 The only thing funnier than one rake is two. 570 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,019 [laughter] 571 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,151 [exhales sharply] 572 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,066 I was wrong. Grandma's the funny one. 573 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,807 [laughs] 574 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,508 --Captions by VITAC--