1 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,872 Guess who's also having a baby? 2 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,740 What?! 3 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:07,908 Yay! 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,910 I was gonna say your cheeks were looking rounder, 5 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,379 but I wasn't sure. 6 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:14,315 I'm referring to my book -- "A Case of a Knife to the Brain." 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,484 I finally got a publication date. 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,386 What? Yay! 9 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,887 You think my cheeks are rounder? 10 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,191 Hey, you should come to Key West with me to celebrate. 11 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,493 My doctor prescribed rest and relaxation, 12 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,061 and it might be the last time I can get away 13 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,096 before the baby arrives. 14 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,663 Rest and relaxation? 15 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,265 When I was pregnant with Emery, 16 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:34,102 I was working right up until my contractions 17 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,703 were under a minute apart. 18 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,239 And if you have a dinner party... 19 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,508 you can extend it 20 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,010 with the built-in...table leaf. 21 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,112 Uh, oh, we'll take it! 22 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,114 Just please go to the hospital. 23 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,282 Of course you'll need chairs to go with it! 24 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:51,119 I appreciate the invite, but I'm just too busy. 25 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,954 I have to come up with a treatment for my follow-up book. 26 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,290 I have to think of talking points for the book tour. 27 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:59,527 But first, I need to solicit praise quotes for the book cover. 28 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,095 The publishers have already reached out 29 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,596 to Dean Koontz and Kenny Rogers, 30 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,299 but I have my sights set on the king -- Stephen King. 31 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,468 Wow. You do have a lot going on. Yes. 32 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:11,071 Ah, but remember, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." 33 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,073 Is that some sort of a joke? 34 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,542 That's a line from "The Shining." 35 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,145 The movie, not the book. 36 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,448 That's Kubrick Kubricking all over the work of a genius. 37 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,151 See, this is the kind of junk I need to get ahead of. 38 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,586 -- Captions by VITAC -- 39 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:26,754 * Fresh off the boat 40 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,456 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 41 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,758 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 42 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,992 * Fresh off the boat 43 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:34,328 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 44 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,796 * But I know where I'm goin' 45 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,632 * I'm fresh off the boat 46 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,169 All right, Koontz, lay it on me. 47 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,406 "Jessica Huang's debut book shows a lot of promise 48 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,409 in this cover-to-cover mystery." 49 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,710 Meh. 50 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,114 The new restaurant sign has arrived! 51 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,583 Now that I've regained full ownership, 52 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,950 I'm putting my name out front -- 53 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,320 "Louis Huang's Cattleman's Ranch Steakhouse." 54 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,255 I can't wait to see her all lit up, 55 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,624 especially since Emery designed it. 56 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,159 Emery: Sorry for all the shaky lines. 57 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,928 It's hard to draw at night when the occupant of the bottom bunk 58 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,963 shakes the bed laughing at joke books. 59 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,865 Well, at least your hand doesn't get stepped on 60 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,301 when the occupant of the top bunk 61 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,636 jumps down for a middle-of-the-night pee! 62 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,342 You're messing up my filing system! 63 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,377 Oh, my God. 64 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,012 It's a letter from Bangor, Maine! 65 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,347 Stephen King wrote me! 66 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,784 "Dear Jessica, thanks for sharing your book. 67 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:35,289 Unfortunately, I don't comment on other authors' works. 68 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:39,293 Happy scribbling, Stephen King." 69 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,565 Grandma: Ai-yah! 70 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:50,971 ** 71 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,641 Spring dance tickets. Love is in the air. 72 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,709 No way. Dress up the gym however you want, 73 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:56,844 it's still extra school. 74 00:02:56,877 --> 00:03:00,648 I see. Noted. 75 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,216 Planted in the curls. 76 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:05,253 ** 77 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,820 I think it would be fun to go. 78 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,989 Nice to have someone to dance with other than my mom. 79 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,224 It's too late. 80 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,726 At this point, we would have to scramble to find dates. 81 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,927 Let's go as a group! 82 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,730 It's crazy that we're all single at the same time. 83 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,932 You've always been single. Your whole time. 84 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:22,570 I'm down to go as a group. If it's cool, cool. 85 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,072 If it sucks, it's still cool because we're cool. 86 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,441 Okay. What are we gonna wear? 87 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,610 We should pick a theme, like Camelot. 88 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,279 Or "Dusk till Dawn." 89 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,913 Why do you like that movie so much? 90 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,014 You're right. 91 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,749 It's just George Clooney fighting vampires. 92 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,217 Who would love that? 93 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,686 What if we wear the blue and orange tuxedos 94 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,787 from "Dumb and Dumber"? 95 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,624 ** 96 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,293 And the winner is... 97 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,527 Nicole's idea! 98 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,128 Of course that's what we should wear. 99 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,963 -100% -Totally. 100 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,231 That was Clooney? 101 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,235 Thanks for coming to what I hope is an... 102 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,571 illuminating experience. 103 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:00,474 Louis, sorry I will miss your sign party. 104 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,610 I decided to go on that trip with Honey after all. 105 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,612 Oh, thank God. 106 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,647 Now I can just wing it knowing you won't be yelling 107 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,116 "Talk faster!" in the middle of my speech. 108 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,285 Everybody's bored! 109 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,421 Remember that, since I won't be there to tell you. 110 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:18,125 ** 111 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,997 Ma, you want to go check out the new sign? 112 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,634 If it's not crowded, you could do wheelies in the parking lot. 113 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,139 What? 114 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,316 You're moving out? 115 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,629 I'm so happy you changed your mind. 116 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,498 And getting away from the book will be healthy for you, too. 117 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,833 I promise. Hey, can you lean back a little bit? 118 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:03,003 I'm tracking a shifty-looking Taurus in the side-view. 119 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,037 Oops! 120 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,474 Oh, you accidentally got on 95 North. 121 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,008 We need South for Key West. 122 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,144 It wasn't an accident. We're taking a quick detour to Maine. 123 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,914 I just got to get that quote from Stephen King first. 124 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,518 Uhp, you're leaning forward again. 125 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,726 Maine? The big hat on top of our country? 126 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,395 That's 11 states away! 127 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,497 I felt bad about Stephen King's letter 128 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:32,800 until I remembered reading that his agent screens his mail. 129 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,035 Stephen never even saw my manuscript. 130 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,138 If I can hand him a copy myself, I know he'll read it, 131 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,307 love it, and write a glowing quote. 132 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,176 Jessica, this is supposed to be my chance to get away and relax. 133 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,545 I packed for the beach. 134 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,246 Maine has beaches. 135 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,549 They just have more rocks and family secrets. 136 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,487 Look, just because it's a different destination 137 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:57,257 doesn't mean we can't still have a fun and relaxing time. 138 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,994 I have always wanted to see New England. 139 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,731 I've never seen a craggy coastline in person. 140 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,434 You know what? Let's go to Maine! 141 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,101 Yes! 142 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:12,039 Don't get mad, but I invited somebody else along. 143 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,441 Miss Amy Grant. 144 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,944 * Every heartbeat bears your name * Yes. 145 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,279 * Loud and clear, they... * 146 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,683 Jessica: Leave a message. 147 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,585 Hey, Jessica, it's me. 148 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,954 You're not gonna believe this. My mom wants to move out. 149 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,388 Call me back. 150 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,890 Your mother's moving out? 151 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,292 Aw, I can't imagine what that's like. 152 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,595 That's because I don't deal in hypotheticals. 153 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:37,130 I mean, I'm a realist. 154 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,232 In our culture, you never leave your family. 155 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,901 You get old, you move in with your kids, 156 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,570 and you sweep their driveway until you die. 157 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,638 She doesn't really want to move out. 158 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:47,374 She just wants to feel appreciated. 159 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:51,945 A beautiful bird like that sitting around all day alone? 160 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,714 Classic cry for attention. 161 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,584 Heck, Amy here threatens to run off with Max's karate sensei 162 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,918 twice a month. 163 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,119 It's just a little skit we do 164 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,488 when I forget to wash the dishes. 165 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,957 It's just a little skit. 166 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:08,496 Oh-ho-oh, goodness. 167 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,636 Evan, I'm moving out. 168 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,638 Grandma leaving means her room's in play, 169 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:18,939 so I'm gonna take it. 170 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,307 What 171 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,609 Remember in "An American Tail" 172 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,977 when Fievel the mouse leaves Ukraine for America 173 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,579 after hearing that there are no cats 174 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,280 and the streets are paved with cheese? 175 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,449 That's what Grandma's room means to me -- 176 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:30,784 opportunity. 177 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,120 We're not sharing a room anymore? 178 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,588 It's time, Evan. 179 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,024 I mean, how long did you think this was gonna last? 180 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,136 Uh, vetoed. 181 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,504 Get me the vice president! 182 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,806 Yes, Dr. President? 183 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,808 Never gets old! 184 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,513 Hello, First Lady Kristi Yamaguchi-Huang. 185 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,649 Husband, what do you feel like tonight? 186 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:06,186 A '52 Fontaine Laroche or a 1998 Red Antler Cabernet? 187 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,287 Well, who's coming to dinner? 188 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,989 Your brother, Eddie. 189 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,157 Both: The Red Antler Cabernet. 190 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,295 You really think you're gonna marry Kristi Yamaguchi? 191 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,465 Well, yeah, after I play the field a little first. 192 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,900 I'll tell you what I'm not gonna miss -- 193 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,735 that cocky attitude of yours. 194 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,470 Well, if you're so anxious to leave, 195 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,438 why don't you grab your things and get out of my room? 196 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,510 Enjoy smelling like a lady, 197 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:33,513 because Grandma's perfume is never coming out of those walls! 198 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,318 Welcome to Maine. 199 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,487 It's freezing. 200 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,522 I'm glad I got this sweatshirt at a rest stop. 201 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:43,891 Okay, let's go. 202 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,159 I heard Stephen King is a regular at the local diner. 203 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,228 We'll wait for him there, and I'll give him my book. 204 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,329 But we just got here. 205 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,564 Irma's on her way up to show us 206 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,333 which room the old ship captain haunts! 207 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,770 Did you see this? 208 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,239 The PTA issued a new dress code for the dance. 209 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,008 "Boys must wear jackets and ties. 210 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,943 Girls must wear dresses or skirts." 211 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,947 So, Alison and I can't wear tuxedos? 212 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,382 Someone must've heard about our plan and tipped off the PTA. 213 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:14,421 ** 214 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,223 Me and Nicole can just wear orange and blue dresses. 215 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,292 I'll take blue, so you're orange, right? 216 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:20,961 Say it. Say you're orange. 217 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,529 The school can't tell me what to wear. 218 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,764 What's the big deal? 219 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,699 Just wear a skirt. You wear them all the time. 220 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,367 Yeah, when I want to, 221 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,303 not because the PTA can't handle a chick in a suit. 222 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,306 They expect everyone to look and act a certain way. 223 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,242 There's a term for that, you know? 224 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,444 No, I don't know. What is it? 225 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,979 "Gender conformity." 226 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,113 That's what Anthony Kiedis 227 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,749 from the Red Hot Chili Peppers calls it. 228 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,784 -No. Not Flea. 229 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,052 Anthony Kiedis. 230 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,620 I thought that was Flea's real name. 231 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,488 Look, it's not about dresses and suits. 232 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,823 What they're really trying to say is that 233 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,925 girls need to like boys and boys need to like girls. 234 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,527 They want to make us all the same, but some of us aren't. 235 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,766 Brava. I agree. 236 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,000 She should be able to wear 237 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,601 whatever orange clothes she wants. 238 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,172 Louis: Hello, Mother. 239 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,140 Beer? 240 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,575 So, I've been thinking. 241 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,444 As a cherished elder, you deserve more around here. 242 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,915 So, I got you this. 243 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,450 No more fumbling to dial QVC late at night. 244 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,186 I even put a satellite dish on the roof 245 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,989 so you can get all your favorite British soap operas. 246 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,356 ...called "Hope." 247 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,425 Well, my father wishes me to go back to London 248 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,493 on the next train. 249 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,634 You still wanna move out? 250 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,369 But you can't manage on your own. 251 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:49,683 I would like a copy of my receipt. 252 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,751 Hmm? 253 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,653 ** 254 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,288 Keep your eyes peeled. 255 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,358 Stephen can assume many different looks. 256 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,329 Go for Jessica. 257 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,697 Hey. Did you get my message? 258 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,398 Uh...yes, yes. 259 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,200 Go ahead and buy it. 260 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,803 I'm sorry, I remember, but remind me -- 261 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,839 What was the message? -Mom threw me a real curveball. 262 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,874 Out of nowhere, she's decided... Oh, Stephen King. He eats here all the time. 263 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,008 Louis, I'll call you back. 264 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,877 When will Stephen be in? 265 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,812 Not today, on account of the Boston Red Sox. 266 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,047 He never misses a game. 267 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,516 It's freezing. 268 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,254 Ugh, that woman has her hands in her mouth for warmth. 269 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,488 Hey! 270 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,157 Hey, you're not Stephen King! 271 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,491 The usher said these are his seats. 272 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,327 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I-I'm his plumber, Martin. 273 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,396 He gave me his tickets 'cause he never goes to a game 274 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,331 on the anniversary of his cat's death. 275 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,233 Smucky. 276 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:44,004 Stephen King visits this pet cemetery every year 277 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,705 on the anniversary of Smucky's death. 278 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,110 Not now, Louis. 279 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,611 Have some respect for the dead. 280 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,046 I think I found Smucky. 281 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,751 Stephen's not here. 282 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,619 Oh, Jessica, come on. It's freezing. 283 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:00,854 Can't we just go to his house? 284 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,957 I'm not gonna go to his home! I'm not a crazy person! 285 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,269 Why is it so hot in here? 286 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,571 Hey, Evan. 287 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,641 [ Intro to "Somewhere Out There" plays ] 288 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:30,317 * Somewhere out there 289 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:35,122 * Beneath the pale moonlight 290 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:40,560 * Someone's thinking of me 291 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:46,433 * And loving me tonight 292 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:52,239 * And even though I know how very far apart we are * 293 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,475 * It helps to think we might be wishing * 294 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,811 * On the same bright star * 295 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:03,583 * And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby * 296 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,253 Together: * It helps to think we're sleeping * 297 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:10,490 * Underneath the same big sky 298 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,029 Uh, hey. 299 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,797 It's past your bedtime, boys. 300 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,266 Uh, just getting some fresh air. 301 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,168 Checking on Mommy's snapdragons. 302 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,807 You were right. 303 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,343 The school can't tell us what to wear. 304 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,479 You're going to the dance. 305 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,648 Eddie, they obviously don't want me there. 306 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,951 It's easier for everyone if I just don't go. 307 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,887 Yeah, that's why you have to go. 308 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,455 I know what it's like to be treated differently 309 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,391 because you're not the same as everyone else. 310 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,059 It sucks. 311 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,361 But if we don't take a stand, 312 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,163 then we are the same as everyone else. 313 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,367 I can't believe you shaved your legs. 314 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,369 If I'm gonna show 'em, 315 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,971 I'm gonna show 'em, you know? 316 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,207 I'll cut through the air when I spin, like a dolphin. 317 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,883 Irma told me about a St. Bernard rescue a town over. 318 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,920 Stephen King might be there reliving the success of "Cujo." 319 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,521 Let's go! -No! 320 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:19,159 No! I haven't had 10 minutes to relax this entire trip! 321 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,829 I want to sit in a warm bath and rest. 322 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,267 Maybe you should -- you should take a break, too. 323 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,535 You can call Louis back and... 324 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,103 Honey, what's wrong? 325 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,773 I think -- I think I'm having contractions. 326 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,546 Don't worry. You weren't in labor. 327 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,848 You had what are called Braxton Hicks contractions. 328 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,783 Like a little practice run before the big show. 329 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,718 You and baby are perfectly fine. 330 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,455 Oh, thank God. 331 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,958 I would've felt so guilty if your baby had been born 332 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,125 a citizen of Maine. 333 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,195 I'm happy you're okay -- 334 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,197 both of you. 335 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,133 Why don't we go get you those blueberry pancakes? 336 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,970 I feel bad I made you miss them earlier. 337 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,372 Thanks, Jessica. I'd like that. 338 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,140 Good. 339 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,376 We can order them to go and you can eat them in the car 340 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,278 on the way to the St. Bernard rescue. 341 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,947 Great. That sounds good. 342 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,117 Honey? 343 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,953 I think you accidentally locked the door. 344 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,924 * Well it's the M-I crooked letter, ain't no one better * 345 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,294 * And when I'm on the microphone, you best to wear your sweater * 346 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,063 * 'Cause I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails * 347 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,132 Whoa! Look at you two. 348 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,266 What about the dress code? 349 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,401 We know it's gonna be a thing, 350 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,903 so if you guys wanna go in without us, you can. 351 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,238 We don't want to mess up your night. 352 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,907 ** 353 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,443 We said we were gonna go as a group... 354 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,544 let's go as a group. 355 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,780 Not to take away from the moment, but, Nicole, 356 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,449 you did say you were gonna wear orange. 357 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,151 You guy-- You guys heard her, right? 358 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,122 Guys, come on. 359 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,657 If you want to go in, you're gonna have to switch bottoms. 360 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,293 We're not changing. You can't tell us what to wear. 361 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,130 You either let all of us in, or none of us. 362 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:07,434 ** 363 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,669 Okay, great. Then none of you come in. 364 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,770 Next! 365 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,772 It's cool. 366 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,840 We don't need a high-school dance 367 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,342 to have a good time. 368 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,976 [ Hip-hop music playing from car ] 369 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:22,115 ** 370 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,951 Hey, are you the ones who got kicked out 'cause of your outfits? 371 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,554 Uh, yeah. We're not down with gender conformity. 372 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,855 Like Anthony Kiedis. 373 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,023 I don't know who that is, 374 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,059 but everybody's talking about you inside. 375 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,326 See you around. 376 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,628 ** 377 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,829 By the way... 378 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,865 I think you look great in a suit. 379 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,367 And you look great in a skirt. 380 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,736 It's just like an open short! 381 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,472 You too! 382 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,473 "You too"? 383 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,640 Why'd you let me say "open short"?! 384 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,908 We didn't even get their names. 385 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,743 We're so bad at this. 386 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,014 That was really tough to watch. 387 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,717 I guess that's why we're all single. 388 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,856 Jessica: Hello. This is your doctor. 389 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,092 I have your medicine. 390 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,097 It was me. 391 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,100 I know. You promised me a relaxing trip. 392 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,602 We've driven 2,100 miles chasing Stephen King 393 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,504 for a quote he probably won't give you. 394 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,573 It's called "dedication." Stephen gets it. 395 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,442 That's what "The Shining" is all about. 396 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,943 Jack Torrance wouldn't let anything 397 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,345 get in the way of his writing. 398 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,613 That's why he's a hero. 399 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,082 He was a maniacal alcoholic who lost his mind 400 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,184 and tried to bludgeon his family with an axe. 401 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,619 Mallet. 402 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,554 In the book, it was a mallet! 403 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,689 You have been so obsessed with getting this quote 404 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,692 you barely even stopped when I went into false labor. 405 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,528 And you told Louis you were gonna call him back 406 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,629 and you never did. 407 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,464 Do you even know what's going on with him? 408 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,135 "The Shining" is about not letting one thing consume you. 409 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,070 For Jack, it was alcohol. For you, it's the book. 410 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,406 I know how important this is to you, 411 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,607 but you have to make time 412 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,809 for other important things in your life. 413 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,478 Hey, there! 414 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,280 Stay away from her baby, demon! 415 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,283 Whoa, sorry. I-I visit kids on the pediatric floor, 416 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,952 and I take naps in the beds between rounds. 417 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,121 Kind of got trapped in here when you guys came in. 418 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,823 Oh, congrats, by the way, on your... 419 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,793 Uh, thanks? 420 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,562 I heard you mention Stephen King. 421 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,796 I see him all the time. 422 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,465 My friends say he based a character on me, 423 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,832 but I don't read any of his books. 424 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,833 Too scary. 425 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,435 You see Stephen King all the time? 426 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,404 I'm gonna see him tonight at our bowling league. 427 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,139 You know his ball has a skull on it? 428 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,340 If you ask me, it's a little bit on the... 429 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,843 Anyway, you guys should come by, if you like. 430 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,947 ** 431 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,583 Sorry, clown, I can't. 432 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,485 I have to go home to see my family. 433 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,820 Okay. 434 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,655 How much of my exam did you -- 435 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,191 Enough. 436 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,292 Oh. 437 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,662 Hey. 438 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,730 Hey. 439 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,933 How's the new room? 440 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,468 It's good. It's good. 441 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,170 It's a little hot, but good. 442 00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:00,307 How's the old place? -Good. Good. 443 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,442 I moved the toy chest over to the back corner. 444 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,277 Oh. You always wanted to try that. 445 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,978 I did. Yeah. 446 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,347 Hmm. 447 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,981 I'm home, everybody! 448 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,650 Louis: Hey! You never called me back! 449 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,519 I called so many times. Did you get my voicemails? 450 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,020 I did. I am sorry. 451 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,457 I should've called you back. I am done chasing Stephen King. 452 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,959 I won't be so laser-focused on one thing at a time. 453 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,962 From now on, I will be laser-focused on everything 454 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,364 all the time. 455 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,132 Jenny. 456 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,400 Don't go. 457 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,236 Louis wants you to stay. 458 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,370 We all do. 459 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,871 You're part of the family. 460 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,806 I know you want your own space, 461 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,876 so what if we turn the garage into an apartment? 462 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,352 Sure. 463 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,890 Oh, this is gonna be great, Mom. 464 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,826 I thought maybe we could turn her room into my office. 465 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,162 It would help me separate work from family. 466 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,865 If you take Grandma's room, then... 467 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,567 I'd have to move back in with Evan! 468 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,934 Thank the Maker! 469 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,870 ** 470 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,440 Happy to have you back. 471 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,941 It's good to be back. 472 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,577 Moms, welcome home! 473 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,878 I wanna hear all about your trip, 474 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,946 but I gotta return the skirt I wore to the dance 475 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,782 and then go through the yearbook with Nicole 476 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,451 to find out who those bisexual parking-lot sirens were. 477 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,623 This! 478 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,892 This is what you use the cellphone for. 479 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,698 ...me as something more than that. He wants to marry me. 480 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,800 Oh-ho-ho, no. He's not marrying you. 481 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,868 Bangor. Maine. 482 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,937 Stephen King finally wrote me praise 483 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,072 for "A Case of a Knife to the Brain"! 484 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:43,810 This is what persistence and dedication can do for you, boys. 485 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,978 Learn from this. 486 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,648 "Dear Jessica Huang, this is a restraining order 487 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,116 issued to protect Stephen King 488 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,452 pursuant to stalking him at his local diner, 489 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,620 harassing his plumber, 490 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,756 and desecrating his deceased cat's grave. 491 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,959 Plaintiff Stephen King claims, 492 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,629 'Jessica Huang is scarier than any character 493 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,196 I could ever write myself.'" 494 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:11,338 ** 495 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,139 I knew Stephen would come through. 496 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,808 Look at us. We made it. 497 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,777 Moved here with nothing but a dream. 498 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,145 Now we own our home, 499 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,614 both our names are displayed on public signs, 500 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,849 and our boys have blossomed into -- 501 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,851 Already too long!