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Oh, it's beautiful
to see the joining

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of the two great houses
of Cattleman's Ranch.

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MATTHEW: Yeah --
the Huangs and the Chestnuts.

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Hey, I can see
the stationery already.

5
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It's a lotus flower
and -- well, a chestnut.

6
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-So, that was it --
no notice, no nothing.

7
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We just had to
pick up and move.

8
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But we're used to
uprooting our lives

9
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at the whim
of Kenny Rogers.

10
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I get it.
Our move was hard, too.

11
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And we were the only Asian
family in the neighborhood.

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I so get that.

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We're the only
Latter-Day Saints on our block.

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I hear you. My mother-in-law
is in a wheelchair.

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I hear that.
I survived polio.

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**

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-You guys know how
to take off a bra?
-Goodbye.

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'Cause I do.

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Front, back, and sports.

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Me too.
I-I've got mad bra game.

21
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Yes. I, too, have...
bra experience.

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-I barely speak to my father.
-My father's dead.

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Damn it.
I know.

24
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The only reason I have
the strength to go on is my son.

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Right.

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Because
he's the only grade-skipper

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in the history of
Abraham Lincoln Middle School.

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Oh, wait.

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That's my son.

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Sorry.

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My youngest son.

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I have three.

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I know
you only have the one.

34
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Well, he's very handy
around the house.

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He changes
all the light bulbs.

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O-Our fixtures are on the walls,
and t-that's what he's doing.

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Mm.

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Oh, look at them,
hitting it off.

39
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Why didn't we do this
earlier?

40
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Hey, should we take
a joint family road trip
to the Grand Canyon?

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I'll make us a mixtape
for the drive.

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Yeah.

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**

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* Fresh off the boat

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* I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go *

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* If you don't know, homey,
now you know *

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* Fresh off the boat

48
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* Homey, you don't know
where I come from *

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* But I know where I'm goin'

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* I'm fresh off the boat

51
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MAN: Save the whales!

52
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I love whales,

53
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but how is signing a petition
going to help?

54
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Yeah, where are they gonna
mail it

55
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Ha.

56
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A pedophile?

57
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BOTH: The hell?!

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Explain yourself.

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One time!

60
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I-I thought it'd be fun
to dress up one time.

61
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Oh, thank God.
For a second, I thought
you followed me to Miami.

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What is the meaning
of this?

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It's a new
positive-reinforcement program
we just started.

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It rewards one student
every month.

65
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It's January, so there's
only been one recipient --
Stacy Cooper.

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Stacy Cooper?!

67
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She's a "B" student
and takes two lunches.

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It's about more
than just grades, Evan.

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It's also
who's the most well-rounded

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and engaged
in our school community.

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Stacy got
the cheerleaders

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to start cheering
for girl sports.

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I see I've got
some work to do.

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Mommy,
brainstorm in the car?

75
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**

76
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Oh, and I also don't like
how your new secretary is a man.

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**

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Oh, excuse me.

79
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Is Kenny Rogers
coming in today?

80
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We want to
take a picture with him.

81
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No, he isn't,

82
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but you can
take a picture with me.

83
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I actually
started Cattleman's.

84
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Oh.

85
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No, thank you.

86
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We'll just buy a Kenny hat
or a bolo tie or a guitar pick.

87
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We actually don't sell
any of that.

88
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Then what am I even doing
in this hellhole?!

89
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Come on, James!

90
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I told you
we should've called ahead!

91
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Ugh!

92
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I'm loving the mouthfeel
of this bison burger.

93
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So juicy.

94
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I heard Kenny created it
to nurse his sick
mother back to health.

95
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I put bison on the menu,

96
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and let me tell you,
it was an uphill battle.

97
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I hear Kenny strangled
that bear with his own hands.

98
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If I were you,
I'd wash your bumper.

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You know I'm not one
to compliment children,

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but that's a good idea.

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Student of the Month,
here I come.

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**

103
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How do you say "booty shorts"
in French?

104
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Is it called "French kissing"
over there

105
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or "home kissing"?

106
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Doesn't anyone care
where Jacqueline is?

107
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Are you guys going to Sara's
birthday party on Saturday?

108
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Cherry tomatoes make
a good party snack.

109
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Sign up for my new
Student Garden Program.

110
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Why is your corn
hairy?

111
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Because I haven't
shucked it yet.

112
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Real corn is not
niblets in a can.

113
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Sorry to blow your mind!

114
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What do you think of the theme
"A Night to Remember"?

115
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Did you guys see
what Pacey did to Joey

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last night
on "Dawson's"?

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We've been here
for two hours,

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and we still don't have a theme
for the Spring Fling.

119
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I only hope a boy
kisses me at the dance

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like Dawson
kissed Joey.

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There won't be a dance
if we don't plan one.

122
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I'm so Team Dawson!
I'm so Team Pacey!

123
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I'm Team Shut Up!

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My eyes!
Monique, your eyes!

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Hey!

126
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So,
remember at dinner,

127
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when I told Max I knew
how to unhook a bra?

128
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I lied. I don't.

129
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I don't, either.

130
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Could you tell I was lying?
Yes.

131
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We need to
figure this out.

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Max is in my grade,

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and he's already taken off
like 40 bras.

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We just need to find
a bra and practice.
How hard could it be?

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Where are we gonna
find a bra?

136
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How does Grandma
get her bras up there?

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Mm.

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-Oh. That's what that's for.
-Hmm.

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**

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EVAN:
I'm sorry I lost my temper

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and threw glitter
at those girls.

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It won't happen again.

143
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Well,
that is good to hear.

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But I don't need
counseling.

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Don't think of this
as counseling, Evan.

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Think of this
as talking.

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This is a safe space,
okay,

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where we can throw glitter
at each other --

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verbally.

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Mr. Tim...
if you need someone to help,

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talk to the girl
in my class

152
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who turns her breath spray
into a flamethrower.

153
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Ohh! We can
discuss Becky --

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I mean, whichever student
that is -- later.

155
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But how about those girls
on the dance committee?

156
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I already said
it was an accident.

157
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Well, why do you think
you reacted that way?

158
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Because they're so stupid
and unfocused!

159
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And it made me feel
so stressed and overwhelmed!

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**

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Whoa.

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Saying that out loud
actually felt pretty good.

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Welcome to the process,
Evan.

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Hey, buddy. Just working
on our road trip mixtape.

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I know this is controversial --
hear me out.

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"I'm Too Sexy".

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We've been driving
all night,

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flat for miles,
nothing to look at.

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Then boom!
Right Said Fred.

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Just as we ease into El Paso,
we blast it!

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Love it. Um, can I talk to you
about something?

172
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Oh. Yeah, sure.

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Everywhere I turn, people are
talking about Kenny Rogers.

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To be honest,
I'm feeling a little invisible

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in my own restaurant.
Oh, no.

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I was looking at the menu,
and it got me thinking --

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Michael Bolton's Brownie Bomb
is still on there.

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I want my name
on a menu item.

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I want to put Louis Huang's
Five Alarm Chili on the menu.

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I'm...going to
have to agree to...

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agree with you.

182
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Pshew-pshew-pshew!

183
00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,961
Oh!
Pshew-pshew-pshew-pshew!

184
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BOTH:
Pshew-pshew-pshew!

185
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Ohhh.

186
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He reminds me
of an old boss I had.

187
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Oh, boy.

188
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Jessica!

189
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So nice to see you.

190
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Hello, Amy.

191
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It's so nice
to see you.

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Dinner was so fun
the other night.

193
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So fun!

194
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We must do it again.

195
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Absolutely.

196
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I would love to cook you
a traditional Taiwanese meal.

197
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Nonsense!

198
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I would like to whip up
a traditional Bengalese meal.

199
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You said
you were from Tampa.

200
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My heart is Bengali.
I did my mission there.

201
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It didn't go so well,
but the food was unbelievable.

202
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Mm.

203
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Evan,
did you tell Mrs. Chestnut

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about being up
for Student of the Month?

205
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Oh. I wanted to talk to you
about that.

206
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And I would love to hear
about it, but I'm late --

207
00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,984
to give blood.

208
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,687
Mr. Tim and I think
it's best to push "Pause"
on Student of the Month.

209
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,722
What? Wait.
Who's Mr. Tim?

210
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,090
My school counselor.

211
00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,893
I'm seeing him once a week
to manage my stress levels.

212
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,194
Counselor?

213
00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:17,731
Ohhh. That's a school word
for "therapist".

214
00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,033
Aww.

215
00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,502
And he was supposed to be
the best of your three, right?

216
00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,605
(inhales sharply,
sighs)

217
00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,876
You dropped something.

218
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Dragon breath.

219
00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,117
I did not
give consent!

220
00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,552
I'm sorry?

221
00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,054
There was no form.
I filled out nothing.

222
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,557
You can't just
counselor-therapy my son.

223
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Keep your witch doctor fingers
out of Evan's brain.

224
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Becky, I'm sorry
to cut our time short,

225
00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,598
but I need to talk
to this lady.

226
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Remember to fight the urge
to light things on fire.

227
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Okay.

228
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You hypnotized my son.

229
00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,644
He was on track to be
Student of the Month,

230
00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,647
and you waved your pocket watch
in front of his face,

231
00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:07,915
and now he's not.

232
00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:11,251
Mrs. Huang, Evan came
to his own conclusion

233
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,419
about
Student of the Month.

234
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,088
There are nine months
in the school year, after all.

235
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,157
His narrative
doesn't have to be so linear.

236
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,060
Ugh. Again
with the hippie talk.

237
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,328
You know, sometimes,

238
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,097
parents confuse their own
ambition for their child's.

239
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,633
That's not
what this is.

240
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,803
I have a son with no ambition.
I know what that looks like.

241
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,840
Okay.
Got it on the pillow.

242
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,675
We should take a break.

243
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,180
Evan has always
pushed himself.

244
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,816
He doesn't need people like you
telling him what to do.

245
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,685
Oh, I don't tell him
what to do.

246
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,454
I provide
a safe, judgment-free space

247
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for Evan
to share his feelings.

248
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,590
He seems to be responding
very well.

249
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:54,294
Don't act like you know my son
better than I do.

250
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,963
Oh, it's not my job
to know Evan.

251
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,132
It's my job
to help Evan know Evan.

252
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,602
Okay, Mr. Tim,
this is over.

253
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,806
If anyone's going to
talk to my son, it's me!

254
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,175
I'm not entrusting him
to some fake doctor

255
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,310
who lets kids call him
by his first name!

256
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,846
My name is actually
Richard Tim.

257
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,147
Ugh!

258
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,216
**

259
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,851
LOUIS: Good afternoon.

260
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,689
I'm Louis Huang, creator of
Louis Huang's Five Alarm Chili,

261
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:24,224
which you'll find on the
left-hand corner of your menus.

262
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,993
Four bowls?

263
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,361
Mm...not really
in the mood for chili.

264
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,664
It's like
89 degrees outside.

265
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,800
It, uh,
almost won an award, you know.

266
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,134
Do you guys
do po' boys?

267
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,335
No, we don't.

268
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,503
Okay, um...

269
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,072
Look, I never do this,
but order the chili.

270
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,808
Alright? just order it.

271
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:44,011
There might be
a little pageantry if you do.
-We don't want chili.

272
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,213
Free chili, alright?
Sample it.

273
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,816
Free bowl for the table,
four spoons, four smiles.

274
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,183
We're gonna go.

275
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,584
Oh, come on.

276
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,822
Ohhhhhh, bud.

277
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,724
Don't let this
get you down.

278
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,591
All it takes is
one person to say "yes",

279
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,761
and then
those floodgates will open --

280
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,863
like Willy Wonka's
chocolate river,
except with chili

281
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:06,233
and you riding a spoon boat
on the way to your goals.

282
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,901
**

283
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,341
-Hello, Evan.

284
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,608
I spoke with Mr. Tim.

285
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,178
He encouraged us to do
home-counseling therapy.

286
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,680
You could talk to me
the same way you talk to him --

287
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,549
directly,
like mother and son.

288
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,451
Okay.
Start.

289
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,619
Can I sit down?

290
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,356
Yes, you can sit down.

291
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,029
And begin.

292
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,698
How are you feeling today --
not normal or normal?

293
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,134
I...think I'm normal?

294
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,136
Good. This is working.

295
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,872
Now I'm gonna
show you something,

296
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,640
and you tell me
how it makes you feel.

297
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,612
-The Coopers have too many
bumper stickers on their car.

298
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,947
They won't miss it.

299
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,383
Mr. Tim said
you don't want this anymore.

300
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,885
It's not
that I don't want it,

301
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,586
but Mr. Tim and I agree

302
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,988
that it doesn't need
to be right now.

303
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,423
What's the difference
between now and later?

304
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,258
If you're gonna put in
the effort later,

305
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,894
why not put in
the effort now?

306
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,263
Yeah. I guess
that kind of makes sense.

307
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,065
Think about
your life plan.

308
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,934
You still want to be
doctor/president?

309
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,468
Yes. Of course.

310
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,637
Oh, you're not gonna
become doctor/president

311
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,440
by doing tomorrow
what you could do today.

312
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:26,179
**

313
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,651
You're right.

314
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,153
Thank you for
chopping down that tree

315
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,122
so I can see the forest
clearly.

316
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,957
My ax is love.

317
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:41,128
**

318
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,264
My hand
is starting to cramp.

319
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,967
Suck it up, bro!
It's only been an hour!

320
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,368
I have
the first two hooks undone,

321
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,636
but I still have
two to go.

322
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,271
I feel my pillow girl
losing interest.

323
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,842
You know what?
Move over. My turn.

324
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,480
I got it!

325
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,050
Damn, son!

326
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,617
I just re-hooked
the ones you undid.

327
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,187
She's more bra'd up
than when I started.

328
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,622
**

329
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,191
Not a single person
ordered my chili.

330
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,861
Matthew tried to say it was
because it was too hot outside,

331
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,362
but meanwhile, we sold out
of the clam chowder,

332
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,696
so I know it's not that.

333
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,665
That sounds like
it's very important to you.

334
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,068
Evan, how was your day?
Take us up.

335
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,037
Great! I'm back on track
for Student of the Month.

336
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,340
I convinced the French club to
put on a production of "Les Mis"

337
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,542
that we can pay for
with my Student Garden profits.

338
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,346
Also, we came up with
a theme for the dance --
"Arabian Nights".

339
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,816
And Monique has forgiven me
for almost blinding her.

340
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:42,055
Plus, I'm organizing a bake sale
for the homeless...

341
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,592
...and I'm dealing
with Deonte,

342
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,360
who doesn't know
a scone from a muffin...

343
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,229
Hey, are you okay?

344
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,731
...Tammy, who has never
even heard of an eclair.

345
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,534
Eclairs are just...
a choux pastry...

346
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,272
What?!
GRANDMA: Evan!

347
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,010
Oh, yeah.

348
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,744
Breathe. Breathe.
Breathe in there.

349
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,779
Just relax.

350
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,021
**

351
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,391
How you feeling?

352
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,727
Fine. I don't know
what happened.

353
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,396
You just rest.
I'm glad you're okay.

354
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,432
Is he okay?!

355
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,100
I think I pushed him too hard.

356
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,036
You've always
pushed him hard.

357
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,438
And like that counselor said
at school, Evan pushes himself.

358
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,940
Well, then,
what's changed?

359
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,241
Why does he suddenly
need to breathe

360
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,875
into my authentic
Chanel purse?

361
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,211
Maybe we took him out
of Dr. Tim's sessions too soon.

362
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,081
He's not a doctor.
He's a mister.

363
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,084
And he's only known Evan
for five minutes.

364
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,485
What kind of a mother
am I

365
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,754
if a stranger can help my son
better than I can?

366
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,289
You're a great mother.

367
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,324
But maybe a little extra help
isn't a bad thing.

368
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,826
But therapy?

369
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,629
You want to pay to have our son
whine to a stranger?

370
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,332
I don't know anyone
who's ever done therapy.

371
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,134
I never did, no one
in my family ever did.

372
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,636
Really? You think
your sister's not in therapy?

373
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,973
Where do you think
Connie goes every Tuesday?

374
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,574
She says she's taking
cooking classes.

375
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,109
Well, if she is,
it's with her therapist.

376
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:13,413
Look, there is no shame in doing
what's best for our kids.

377
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,982
**

378
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,420
Fine.
I will admit that Evan could
benefit from talking to you.

379
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,457
But I will need a detailed
report on everything he says.

380
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,626
Still not how it works.

381
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:30,197
I tell my therapist everything,
and nothing leaves that room.

382
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,199
You have a therapist?

383
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,969
That's like a barber going
to a barber to get his haircut.

384
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,505
Well, how do you think
barbers get their hair cut?

385
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,974
Hmm.

386
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,477
Is there anything
you'd like to talk about?

387
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,713
No.

388
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,983
I can tell there's something
you'd like to say.

389
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,486
I thought I was
being supportive

390
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,523
about Evan being
Student of the Month, but...

391
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,526
I think I pushed him
into having a panic attack.

392
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,329
Well, Evan is
a very driven young man.

393
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,531
Maybe with your other sons
you need to be the gas pedal,

394
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,699
but for Evan,
you need to be the brakes.

395
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,805
He's always challenged himself
to be the best student,

396
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,841
and he's always been able
to handle the pressure.

397
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:18,178
Well, there's more
to grade-skipping
than just academics.

398
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,081
There's -- There's social
hurdles that go along with it.

399
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,883
But Evan's always related well
to older people.

400
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,886
He runs our neighborhood HOA
with an iron fist.

401
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,256
He may be fine
handling himself with adults,

402
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:33,060
but he has a hard time
relating to his new peers.

403
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,427
Evan is
a very special kid.

404
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,496
I'm gonna give him the tools
he needs to succeed.

405
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,698
Me too.

406
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,001
He's both
of our favorites!

407
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,003
Oh!

408
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,438
That's what
these are for.

409
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,408
I get it now.

410
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,411
**

411
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:55,748
Here you go, sir --
Louis Huang's Five Alarm Chili.

412
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,050
I didn't order
the chili.

413
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,052
Oh. But it's here now.
Try it.

414
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,254
No, thanks.
I'm waiting on the chowder.

415
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,889
**

416
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,891
I'll try
some chili.

417
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,059
**

418
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:09,596
I heard about Louis Huang's
famous Five Alarm Chili

419
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,632
back wherever I came from --
in my hometown city.

420
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,805
Well...

421
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,209
...here you go,
weary traveler.

422
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,211
It smells heartwarming.

423
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,246
I can't wait to find out
what Louis Huang put in here.

424
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,280
I'm actually
Louis Huang.

425
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,449
What?!
From the menu?

426
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,483
That's right.

427
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,555
Yep. You can taste
each alarm.

428
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,056
What's in here?

429
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,259
Unfortunately, I can't divulge
my secret recipe.

430
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,128
No, seriously,
what is in this?

431
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,929
Again, family secret.

432
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,233
Oh, God.

433
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,135
Oh, no! He's having
a panic attack!

434
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,837
Who has a knock-off Chanel purse
he can breathe into?

435
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,140
Are there Szechuan peppercorns
in here?

436
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,474
I'm allergic
to Szechuan peppercorns.

437
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,808
But that's
the fourth alarm!

438
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,976
No, don't worry.

439
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,745
I can drive myself home.

440
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,480
No.
I'll be fine.

441
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,648
Oh! Matthew!

442
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,818
You should see it, Louis.

443
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,787
It's beautiful.

444
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,357
(Right Said Fred's
"I'm Too Sexy" plays)
Looks like
we're rolling into El Paso!

445
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,491
Uh-oh!

446
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,963
* I'm too sexy for my shirt

447
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,631
* Too sexy for my shirt

448
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,433
* So sexy, it hurts
LOUIS: Matthew!

449
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,434
Matthew!

450
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,769
Matthew,
can you hear me?!

451
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,206
W--
How long was I out?

452
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,708
Wait.
Who won the X Games?

453
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,044
I don't know.
Who won the X Games?

454
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,014
I don't know why
this matters to me.

455
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,849
It's not like
I know this woman,

456
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,118
but for some reason,
she gets under my skin.

457
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,189
It sounds like
there's a lot to unpack here

458
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,957
with your husband's
partner's wife,

459
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,360
but, uh,
if we're going to talk,

460
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,229
it really needs
to be about Evan.

461
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,664
Okay.

462
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,534
How much is counseling for Evan
going to cost me?

463
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,669
I do have AAA,
if there's a discount.

464
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,471
There's no charge.
It's free.

465
00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,506
Free?

466
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,807
Yes -- free.

467
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,576
It's a service provided by
Abraham Lincoln Middle School.

468
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,248
Talk to him.
It's free.

469
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,251
As helpful as you think
you're being, Mrs. Huang,

470
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,720
I'm going to have to ask you
to leave now.

471
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,223
Okay, I'll go.

472
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,558
I'm just gonna leave
my authentic Chanel purse

473
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,660
here for safekeeping.

474
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,896
Uh...

475
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,165
I'm going to need you to take
your tape recorder with you.

476
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,167
It's against the rules
and very loud.

477
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869
Nice.

478
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:34,374
Oh, Evan, you are in good hands
with this man.

479
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,276
Goodbye.

480
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,377
Uh...uh...

481
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,579
you'll be needing
your microphone, too.

482
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,348
Oh!

483
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,783
Oh!
Doesn't miss a thing!

484
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,186
**

485
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,688
Is there
a child lock

486
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,857
or some sort of safety switch
we're not seeing?

487
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,725
You know what?

488
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,926
It's not us.

489
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,962
It's the pillow!

490
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,698
We need something
with more...structure.

491
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,537
Why don't they
make these with Velcro?

492
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,773
Maybe we need
to work together.

493
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,109
Come on, Mrs. Claus.

494
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,778
How do women do this
on themselves?

495
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,947
I don't know, but I got a new
mad respect for the ladies.

496
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,920
Well, I know
what I'll be talking about

497
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,489
with Mr. Tim this week.

498
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,129
And Evan's relating more
to his peers.

499
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,298
He's even
thinking of going

500
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,765
to see "The Wedding Singer"
with Monique,

501
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,935
which is big for him,
and it's all thanks to therapy.

502
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,138
Oh. So you're...
telling people about that now?

503
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,407
So brave.

504
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,509
Smart of you
to get out in front of that.

505
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,644
He's getting the tools
he needs to succeed,

506
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,313
and I support that.

507
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,481
You know who else
is in therapy?
No.

508
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:53,085
Oprah, Jane Fonda,
Lee Iacocca, James Brown.

509
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,488
Wait
But he seems so together.

510
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,024
Mm. He only says
he feels good.

511
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,426
Thank you
for almost dying

512
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,160
for the chili
that bears my name.

513
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,529
Sorry it was a bust.

514
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,665
I'll take a bowl of the
Louis Huang Five Alarm Chili.

515
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,799
Really?

516
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,168
It's supposed to be,
like, super spicy.

517
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,437
I mean, crazy spicy.

518
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,305
I mean, so many people I know
want to try it.

519
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,640
People are talking
about my chili!

520
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,207
Who's invisible now?

521
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,477
Apparently, some four-eyed
piece of cream cheese

522
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,346
tried it
and could not handle it.

523
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,980
They had to put him
in the hospital.

524
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,148
My chili's on the map!

525
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,683
I'm gonna get
my chow bell.

526
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,519
"Piece of cream cheese"?

527
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,691
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