1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:05,806 And whoever finds the cow gets a free dessert. 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,675 Oh, that's so cute! I know! 3 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:08,909 [ Both chuckle ] 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,511 So, any big plans for the weekend? 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:11,812 No, not really. 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,315 Just gonna make some smoothies, stop by Rite-Aid, 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,816 watch a Kent State documentary. 8 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,017 No. No way. 9 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,552 I know. It's still hard to believe. 10 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:19,687 They were just kids. 11 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,822 No. I mean, you are too fun a guy 12 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,391 to have that boring of a weekend, Louis. 13 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,159 Hey, you ought to come bowling with me 14 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,560 and a group of my friends on Saturday. 15 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:27,861 You already have a group of friends? 16 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,830 Because of bowling. It's an intramural league. 17 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,833 Great way to meet great people. You would love the guys. 18 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,835 Oh, yeah? Oh, absolutely. 19 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,106 Oliver, Sebastian, Gabe, Buckets. 20 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,241 He's the only one who's earned a nickname so far. 21 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,410 His real name is Jeffrey Polaccia. 22 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:43,777 Polaccia. Foccacia. 23 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,779 Olive oil. Popeye. Muscles. 24 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:46,880 Jean-Claude Van Damme. 25 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,449 Women. "Little Women." 26 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,850 Kirsten Dunst. Pale. 27 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,885 "Pail" with an "I." Buckets! 28 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,522 Train of thought! Yeah! [ Laughs ] 29 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,923 Now you got to come. 30 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,758 Bowling does sound fun. 31 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,361 I just have to check with the old ball and chain first. 32 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,562 Hey. [ Grumbles ] Hey! 33 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:02,696 [ Both laugh ] 34 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,533 What do you think about me going bowling 35 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,102 with Matthew Chestnut and his friends this weekend? 36 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,538 -- Captions by VITAC -- 37 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,705 * Fresh off the boat 38 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,407 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 39 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:15,709 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 40 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,944 * Fresh off the boat 41 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,946 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 42 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,581 * But I know where I'm goin' 43 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,816 * I'm fresh off the boat 44 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,654 I don't know. Maybe I won't go bowling. 45 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,156 I don't know Matthew outside of work, 46 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,623 and I never met any of his friends. 47 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,125 It would be different if you could come, 48 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,794 but you're going to this bachelor party in Savannah. 49 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,129 I planned a scavenger hunt. 50 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,298 First one that finds a Democrat wins. 51 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,099 [ Laughs ] 52 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:41,135 Come on. You don't need me. 53 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,137 You'll be a little nervous at first, but you'll settle in. 54 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,972 Some of my fondest memories were spent with people 55 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,840 that I didn't even know at the beginning of the night. 56 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,776 Hmm. Yeah, maybe you're right. 57 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:49,910 Attaboy. 58 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,145 Just make sure you stay sober enough 59 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,814 to pick me up from the airport on Sunday. 60 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,683 God knows Honey can't do it. 61 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,786 Arrivals, arrivals. 62 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,621 Arrivals. Okay. 63 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,022 No! No! 64 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,357 How am I in the departures lane?! 65 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,092 [ Bus horn honks ] [ Screams ] 66 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,794 I am trying my best! 67 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,129 [ Bus horn blares ] Shut up! 68 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,831 [ Crying ] 69 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,467 The last time, I had to take a taxi 70 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,969 from the airport to pick her up at a Jack in the Box. 71 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,538 [ Chuckles ] 72 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,540 ** 73 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,141 Hello. 74 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,876 Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. 75 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,212 Well, it doesn't matter now. 76 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,646 The middle school's production 77 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,814 of "Anne of Green Gables" 78 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,349 started 20 minutes ago. 79 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,517 By the time we get there, 80 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,951 Anne will already be out of the gable. 81 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,052 I'm sorry. 82 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,854 I had to try on five different outfits 83 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,789 to find one to fit my baby bump. 84 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,691 And I hadn't even started on my hair. 85 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:38,959 But you're not even showing. 86 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,861 You have no idea how tight my clothes are. 87 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,196 There's no margin for error. 88 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,164 You know, Honey, once you have a kid, 89 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,299 you're not gonna have time 90 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,967 to get yourself all dolled up every day. 91 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,237 Trust me. If you think I'm beautiful now, 92 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,405 you should have seen me when I had time to try. 93 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,475 Quick chat. 94 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,543 Uh-oh. 95 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,177 It sounds like I'm in trouble. 96 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,712 Have a seat. 97 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,017 Honey, the amount of time you spend getting ready 98 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,519 is affecting our group plans. 99 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,655 Last week, we were supposed to go to a puppet show. 100 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,056 Before that, we were supposed to see 101 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,891 the cast of "One Life to Live" at the mall. 102 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,192 You need a new pregnancy look -- 103 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,094 one that will get you out of the door faster 104 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,997 because next week, the community pool opens. 105 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,732 If you're not there right at 9:00, 106 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,000 you don't get a chair, 107 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,436 and you'll have to put your towel on the ground. 108 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,372 On the ground. 109 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,508 I would actually love a new look. 110 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,178 I'm ready for something more mature and low-maintenance, 111 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,614 but I don't have any idea where to start. 112 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,682 We'll help you. 113 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,950 Close your eyes. 114 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,787 Think Princess Di pregnant with Harry. 115 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,221 [ Gasps ] 116 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,957 ** 117 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,593 What are you doing this weekend? 118 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,395 I was thinking about seeing a movie. 119 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,862 Yeah. 120 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,365 Uh, I thought I'd see a movie, too. 121 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:56,537 ** 122 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,071 Bye. 123 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:01,775 Hey, Eddie. 124 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,110 Did you have any trouble getting in? 125 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,313 No. 126 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,648 The man with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. 127 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,950 [ Laughs ] I'm dying! I'm gonna die! 128 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,919 I love Jim Carrey so much! 129 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,254 Together: "Do not go in there!" 130 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,223 "Whew!" 131 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,625 Um, Nicole? 132 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,793 Where were you with the "whew"? 133 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,165 Don't tell me you still haven't asked out Jackie. 134 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,335 Are you kidding me? 135 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,902 You guys have been talking for weeks! 136 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,003 I know! 137 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,005 But every time I try, 138 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,141 I get super nervous and I chicken out. 139 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,344 Okay, why don't we do a group thing? 140 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,611 So there'll be less pressure. 141 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,846 I'll come with you on the date, 142 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,180 and once you guys get comfortable, 143 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,282 I'll just slide on out. 144 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,684 Yeah. 145 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,954 That would make it less scary. 146 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,789 Okay. Wait here. 147 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,824 I'm gonna go do it. 148 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,863 "Hey, girl. Y'all hiring?" 149 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,131 "Yeah. What job you interested in?" 150 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,433 "Being your girlfriend." 151 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,135 "Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You stupid. 152 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,372 You got the job. When can you start?" 153 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,839 "How about right now?" 154 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,508 "[ Scoffs ] But the customers!" 155 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,478 "I'm giving you a thumbs-up 'cause you're so smart, Eddie. 156 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,646 Err'one underestimates you." 157 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,215 ** 158 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,850 What if I get there before Matthew 159 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,619 and I have to pretend I don't see four other men 160 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,320 wearing the same bowling shirt as me? 161 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:23,156 You got to calm down, Louis. This is low-stakes. 162 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,526 If you're not having a good time, you just come home. 163 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,328 Besides, bowling is just golf for people 164 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,997 who like germs anyway. 165 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,299 I heard that sadists hide needles in the ball holes 166 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,935 with little notes that say, "Congrats. Now you have hep-C." 167 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:37,705 I don't know. 168 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,673 ** 169 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,875 I am so excited to get new clothes. 170 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,977 This makeover can't come soon enough. 171 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,979 I'm afraid my baby will have a dent on it 172 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,848 that says "Jordache." 173 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,218 Why are we stopping in front of this quilt store? 174 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,320 This is a maternity store. 175 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,688 Oh. 176 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:57,758 They look less elegant when they're not on Princess Di. 177 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,394 We're working with a different budget, so... 178 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:03,363 I don't know. These outfits are a little -- 179 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,766 Ooh, you can wear that one in the shower! 180 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:10,237 ** 181 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,739 This is my favorite sushi place. 182 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,006 I came here for the first time 183 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,575 before I saw "Life is Beautiful." 184 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,444 Oh, my God. I'm dying to see that movie. 185 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:17,778 I think it has a real shot at Cannes. 186 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,681 Yo. Why is there mango in this? 187 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:25,252 I'm just saying if your fish is quality, you don't need fruit. 188 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:28,388 It's so crazy we ran into you 189 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,257 on your way home from the video store. 190 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,793 [ Chuckles ] Quelle coincidence. 191 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,628 Ah. Tu parle francais. 192 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,430 [ Both laugh ] My mom's making me take Latin. 193 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,932 I can read the hell out of money. 194 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,935 So, you probably want to go watch 195 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,771 that movie you rented, huh, Eddie? 196 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,106 Oh, yeah! I rented "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" 197 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,274 for the millionth time. 198 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,276 See ya, guys. Have fun. 199 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,912 Ugh. That movie is awful. 200 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,915 That giant Gumby actor is the [distorted] worst. 201 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,618 Just walk away, Eddie. 202 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,620 [ Sighs ] You can't control the situation. 203 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,622 You can only control your reaction. 204 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,157 Don't ruin this for Nicole by making it about you. 205 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,494 [ Inhales, exhales deeply ] 206 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,261 Nope! 207 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,964 By "giant Gumby actor," 208 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,933 are you referring to the greatest physical comedian 209 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,468 of our time, Jim Carrey? 210 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,136 What that guy does is not comedy. 211 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,270 It's vaudeville. 212 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,939 He might as well be touring with the circus. 213 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,107 They'd be lucky to have him! 214 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,675 Please. Jim Carrey has never done 215 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,410 anything of cultural significance. 216 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,845 Oh. Okay. 217 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,514 Let me just call up the Wayans brothers 218 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,815 and let them know that "In Living Color" 219 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,249 wasn't "culturally significant." 220 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,719 Nicole, Jim Carrey is hilarious, right? 221 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,591 He is pretty broad. 222 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:44,297 ** 223 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:45,599 -Oh, Louis! -[ Chuckles ] 224 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,767 I'm so glad you made it. 225 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,468 Let me introduce you to the guys. 226 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:52,873 That is Sebastian, Oliver, Buckets, and Gabe. 227 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,007 You can call me Sweetwater. 228 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,142 No. No. 229 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,044 You cannot give yourself a nickname, Gabe. 230 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,312 Do not call him... Sweetwater. 231 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,783 Um, it's nice to meet you guys. 232 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,384 -Good to meet you. -Good to meet you, man. 233 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,586 Y-Y-You too. 234 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,127 Oliver is from Richmond. 235 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,128 Oh! 236 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,964 I still go back for Christmas. 237 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,666 Oh. Wow. 238 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:25,072 [ Sighs ] Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 239 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:28,809 It's, uh, cold in here. 240 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,810 Mm. 241 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,713 [ Shivers ] 242 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,583 Well... 243 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,755 [ Laughter ] 244 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,156 Oh. 245 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,224 Oh. 246 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,160 I told you we had pizza rolls! 247 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,395 [ All cheer ] 248 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,063 You guys got any ranch? 249 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,565 [ Laughter ] 250 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,067 [ Sighs ] Oh, no. 251 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,704 [ Birds chirping ] 252 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,839 [ Groans ] 253 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,107 Aah! 254 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,842 How could you do this?! 255 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,611 [ Spits ] I know. 256 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,947 I hit the sauce pretty hard, but Buckets kept buying shots. 257 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,782 I'm not mad at you for being drunk. 258 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:11,919 I'm mad at you because you can't handle having friends. 259 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,923 [ Snoring ] 260 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:16,957 Louis! 261 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,325 Huh? What happened? 262 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,565 What do you mean I can't handle having friends? 263 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,267 I can see the warning signs. 264 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,937 You did this in your 20s when you got a new group of friends. 265 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,372 You offer your help with everything -- 266 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,575 helping them move, de-popcorning their ceiling, 267 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,310 walking your roommate's dog... 268 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,378 Gizmo. 269 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,413 I mean, if anything, he was walking me. 270 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,651 ...until you completely overextend yourself. 271 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,386 Your body breaks down, and you slip a disc. 272 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,623 You do fine when you have one good friend, like Marvin. 273 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,291 But when you have a whole group of them, 274 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,926 you spread yourself too thin. 275 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,395 And it always starts with pizza rolls. 276 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,164 Oh, come on. That was a long time ago. 277 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,800 Exactly. You're not in college anymore. 278 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,968 If you injure yourself, 279 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,270 you're not just missing an Ultimate Frisbee game. 280 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,938 You have a family you have to think about. 281 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:07,107 I'm just having fun with my new friends. 282 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,575 I'm not helping any of them. 283 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,510 Now, tomorrow we have plans to go to a Hooters 284 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,945 and eat hot wings. That's it. 285 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,847 [ Laughs ] 286 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,582 Sure, Louis. Sure. 287 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,685 You're going to a Hooters. 288 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,620 What are you really doing? Cleaning out Gabe's garage? 289 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,322 Helping Oliver hang shelves? 290 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,358 I swear on our children's lives that I am going to a Hooters! 291 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,996 [ School bell rings ] 292 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,965 Yo! 293 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,633 What was that the other day? 294 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,168 Yeah, what was that? 295 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,637 Jackie was so upset after you told her that Jim Carrey 296 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,840 could "hump circles around Roberto Benigni" 297 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,141 that she went home. 298 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,976 She didn't even eat her toothpicked orange slices. 299 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,445 Well, maybe you should have stuck up for me and Jim Carrey. 300 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,613 Maybe I should have, 301 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,448 but I just really wanted Jackie to like me. 302 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,150 But you weren't being yourself. 303 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,352 Oh, you've never said you liked something 304 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,854 you didn't to impress a girl. 305 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,455 You let me pierce your ear. 306 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,957 I was brave, though, right? 307 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,292 [ Scoffs ] I needed your help, Eddie. 308 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,062 This is the first girl I've ever liked. 309 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,396 You're right. 310 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,632 I'm sorry. Let me have a do-over. 311 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,701 We'll go hang out with Jackie on her lunch break, 312 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,469 and this time, I'll just stay quiet 313 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,705 and be a good wingman like I should have done last time. 314 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,006 Cool. 315 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,743 But don't order biscotti in your William Shatner voice. 316 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:16,744 It's not funny. 317 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,078 "Beam me up, Biscotti"?! 318 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,412 How is that not funny? 319 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,815 ** 320 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,150 You look amazing, Honey. 321 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,085 Honey: It's definitely low-maintenance, 322 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,520 like one of the house dresses my grandma wore 323 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,588 when her sunburn peeled. 324 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,090 -[ Sighs ] -Jessica. 325 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,258 Give me your honest opinion. 326 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,760 What do you think of -- I can't right now. 327 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,928 I have to go to Hooters to prove that Louis isn't there 328 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,396 and catch him in his lie, but... 329 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,498 when you're done wearing my curtains, 330 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,267 would you mind [laughing] hanging them 331 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,769 back up before I get back? 332 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,636 [ Laughs ] 333 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,206 [ Door opens ] 334 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,841 I think I just have to get used to it. 335 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,843 You know who else just had to get used to it? 336 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,711 The People's Princess when she saw herself 337 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,613 in a crown for the first time. 338 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,116 [ Sighs ] Charles never understood her. 339 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,717 I mean, how could he? 340 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,420 ** 341 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,090 Hello, Hooter. I'm looking for my husband. 342 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,691 Oh, what's he look like? 343 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,060 I'm sure to you he looks like me in a boy-wig, 344 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,862 but if you could take off your Anglo-goggles 345 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,063 for just one minute, 346 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,266 he's about 5'9", hairless, but still manly. 347 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,768 And that's what I'm talking about, you know? 348 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,104 [ Alarm blaring ] 349 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,773 Mira's here. Quick. Unlock the back door! 350 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,776 He likes to shuffle his feet when he finishes sentences. 351 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,913 I'll just look for him myself. He's probably not here anyway. 352 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,917 [ Sighs ] 353 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:34,721 Kirsten Dunst. Pale. "Pail" with an "I". Buckets! 354 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,589 [ Laughter ] 355 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,126 That's so great. 356 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,327 She gets it. 357 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,262 Anything else? I think we're good. 358 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,265 I can't believe you were really at a Hooters, Louis! 359 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,934 I am so proud of you. 360 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,436 I told you I've outgrown overextending myself. 361 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,404 Well, go have a great rest of the night with your friends. 362 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,472 [ Chuckles ] 363 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:56,944 All right, let's take this party 364 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,745 to a gas station with a slushie machine! 365 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,779 [ All chuckle ] 366 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,414 I wish. Uh, I got to get back home 367 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,916 and relieve Stef with the baby. 368 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,119 I can't remember the last time we had a night out together. 369 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,421 Oh, no, Sebastian. That's terrible. 370 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,190 Well... Hmm. 371 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,359 Your car is idling a little rough, Buckets. 372 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,127 Pop the hood. I just need 10 minutes. 373 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,462 Buckets: Oh. 374 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:20,333 Does anybody know why the Hooters mascot is an owl? 375 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,637 Are -- Are the owl's... eyes...boobs? 376 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,343 So, that's the first time art touched my soul. 377 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,013 Wow. So, what was the second? 378 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,048 That's a better story, actually. 379 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,950 So, I stayed up all night to watch... 380 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,718 [ Theme to "Top Gun" plays ] Jester: Get your butts above the hard deck 381 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,353 and return to base immediately. 382 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,654 ** 383 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,057 Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby. 384 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,326 Negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full. 385 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,395 No, no, Mav. This is not a good idea. 386 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:52,565 Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower. 387 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,002 ** 388 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,203 So I have to drive my little brother 389 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,905 to a Third Eye Blind concert. 390 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,339 Their music sucks. 391 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,975 It so does. I hate Third Eye Blind. 392 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,577 Wait. I thought the other night you said you liked them. 393 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,813 Um...no. 394 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,348 I-I said that ironically. 395 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,750 Uh, like I s-say how I like French. [ Chuckles ] 396 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,719 So you don't like French? 397 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,521 No. What? I do. 398 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,924 Brain fart. [ Chuckles ] 399 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,260 I should go. Andrew is slammed. 400 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,096 "Son, you have no future in art." 401 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,398 Well, Mom, how do you explain this?! 402 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,636 [ Sighs ] 403 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,008 That's right, Iceman. I am dangerous! 404 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,109 What happened? 405 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,744 Where's Jackie? 406 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,112 ** 407 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,948 You and Stef have fun. 408 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,451 * Rollin' with my homies 409 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,620 You only get one chance to catch the judges' eye, Mackenzie. 410 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,289 * Rollin' with my homies 411 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,290 * Sippin' yak all night 412 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,926 You see, Lucas, women have a flower, 413 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,096 and men have a watering can, or penis. 414 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,898 * Rollin' with my homies 415 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,367 * Sippin' yak all night 416 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,803 Any mother of Matthew's is a mother of mine. 417 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,973 * And it's all right 418 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,208 * Rollin' with my homies 419 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,576 * Sippin' yak all night 420 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,743 * Yeah 421 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:11,945 * I got us on the way in the C-B-T * 422 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,146 Ohh! 423 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,447 * And it's all right 424 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,782 Ohh! 425 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,286 Your blood pressure is perfect, 426 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,254 and your lung health is strong. 427 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,623 You are in excellent shape, Seb. 428 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,292 Just, uh, promise me you'll lay off 429 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,626 those Keebler Fudge Stripes. 430 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,228 Hey, I don't make promises I can't keep. 431 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,296 [ Laughing ] Okay! [ Both laugh ] 432 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,497 I do think I should take a look 433 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,299 at your friend who gave you a ride here, though. 434 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,400 Oh. He has, uh, 435 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,767 clearly slipped a disc. 436 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,004 I'm sorry it's a little dirty down there. 437 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,172 I can clean it for you. 438 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,478 [ Groans ] Don't cry. 439 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,981 Do not cry! 440 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,116 Hey, muffin! 441 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,619 "Muffin"? Did you just make that up? 442 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,820 Oh, I love that! 443 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,023 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God! 444 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,790 Muffin! [ Laughs ] 445 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,561 [ Exhales ] 446 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,765 We can still fix this. What should I do? 447 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,467 What can I say to make Jackie like me? 448 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,369 Nicole, you can't make someone like you. 449 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,970 I just don't know what to say anymore. 450 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,306 I keep telling her these things I think she wants to hear, 451 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,507 but nothing is working. 452 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,109 Because it's not real. 453 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,111 You got to be yourself. 454 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,947 You're awesome, and if you show Jackie the real you, 455 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,315 she'll think so, too. 456 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:26,186 ** 457 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,554 Yeah. 458 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,125 [ Cockney accent ] Cheerio. Welcome to the Tower of London, 459 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,126 ya old booz-ah! 460 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,328 Go grind some beans, Andrew. 461 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,963 I'm really busy, Nicole. 462 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,665 I don't speak French. [ Chuckles ] 463 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,168 I'm super into Third Eye Blind. 464 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,636 I saw them when they opened for Oasis. 465 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,739 I will never see "Life is Beautiful." 466 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,810 But most importantly, I absolutely, balls to the wall, 467 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,579 love Jim Carrey. 468 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,081 "Dumb and Dumber" is the funniest movie 469 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,548 I've ever seen in my life. 470 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,485 I lied to you about all of that stuff 471 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,388 s-so -- so you'd like me. 472 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,056 Because I really like you. 473 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,759 ** 474 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,595 I'm sorry, Nicole. 475 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,430 I can get over the other things, 476 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:14,033 but I can't be with someone who just speaks one language. 477 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,736 Call me if you decide to expand your borders. 478 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,505 There's a whole world out there. 479 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,874 ** 480 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,176 [ Sighs ] 481 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,344 I'm so sorry. 482 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,945 That did not go how I thought it would. 483 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,115 Actually... 484 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,749 it's fine. 485 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,518 Really? You were right. 486 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,586 I've spent such a long time pretending 487 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,255 to be someone I'm not. 488 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,890 And I'm not gonna start that again now. 489 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,093 You really are awesome, Nicole. 490 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,694 And don't worry. 491 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,397 Nobody ever winds up with the first girl they like. 492 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,732 Look at your dad. 493 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,400 Okay, Eddie. 494 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,902 I have 8:51. What do you have? 495 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,973 What are you wearing? 496 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,375 It's the maternity dress we bought. 497 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,644 It just needed a little help from my old friend Janome. 498 00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,946 That's a sewing-machine brand. 499 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,149 The whole point was to get you a simpler look 500 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,584 so you'd be on time. 501 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,386 I have 8:52 now! 502 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,054 It'll get better when I alter all the dresses 503 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,391 because my hair only takes me 10 minutes now. 504 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,460 I'm getting hours of my life back, 505 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,694 and it's thanks to you guys. 506 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,931 That's great, Honey. We're happy for you. 507 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,668 I guess it is nice helping a person improve their life. 508 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,736 Come on. 509 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,439 We're gonna quit inviting her places, right? 510 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,674 She's out. 100%. 511 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,843 [ Grunts ] 512 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:37,484 ** 513 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,452 You've been doing a child's science project! 514 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,820 And don't say Evan! 515 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,756 I know he thinks glitter is a distraction from quality work. 516 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,526 No, the glitter is from a Hooters waitress, I swear. 517 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,295 You slipped a disc. 518 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,696 [ Scoffs ] I didn't! 519 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,932 Then get up and walk to me. 520 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,368 [ Western-themed music plays ] 521 00:18:55,402 --> 00:19:01,274 ** 522 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,643 Why do you always do this? 523 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,011 I don't know. 524 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,780 I just want people to want to be my friend. 525 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,449 Well, they do. 526 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,784 But not because you do stuff for them. 527 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,054 Because they just like you. 528 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,957 You're a good person and a good friend. 529 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,859 Louis: [ Thinking ] Marvin! 530 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:24,364 I know my buddy Lou will be here any minute now. 531 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,636 You just have to learn how to strike a balance. 532 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,639 When you try to do too many things for too many people, 533 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,974 you end up neglecting the ones closest to -- 534 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,410 You are not listening to me, are you? 535 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:42,249 Where does this compulsion to help people come from, Louis? 536 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,217 It has to come from somewhere. 537 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,585 Okay. 538 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,154 When I was in third grade, my friend Sam asked me 539 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,258 to take care of his parrot, Lulu, while he was on vacation. 540 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,760 I was so excited because I never had a pet before. 541 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,829 Sam told me that it was important that Lulu 542 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,699 finished all her meals because she was on antibiotics 543 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,269 and how it would be best if I hand-fed her. 544 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,037 Well, it took some time for Lulu to trust me, 545 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,873 but when Sam got back from Bimini -- 546 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,275 What does this have to do with anything? 547 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,277 Nothing! I made it up. 548 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,944 I could tell that you wanted an origin story, 549 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,780 and I wanted to give you one because I liked that you needed 550 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,881 that from me. [ Sighs ] 551 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,083 Why was Lulu on antibiotics? 552 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,386 I like being "the guy," okay? 553 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,088 The guy who people call when they need something, 554 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,257 the guy who's always around. 555 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,758 I like to be needed. 556 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,695 Sometimes all people need from you is your friendship. 557 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,797 Hey, buddy, you hardly help me at all, 558 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,098 and I love hanging out with you. 559 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,267 I just drove you round-trip to the Tampa airport 560 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,736 because it was cheaper than flying out of Orlando. 561 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:40,239 I love being by the beach. [ Sniffs ] 562 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,342 ** 563 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,915 Looks like I got to repaint my rec room. 564 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,283 Let me tell you something -- 565 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,085 Never paint a family space with a flat finish. 566 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,555 Fingerprints show up like stars in a Montana sky. 567 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,956 And I can't just paint one wall 568 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,791 'cause then it'll be brighter than all the others. 569 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,460 Matthew, I will not repaint your rec room for you. 570 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,662 I didn't think you would. 571 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,331 I hired painters. 572 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,733 You still want to be friends with me? 573 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,968 Of course! Yeah! 574 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,937 Me and the guys love hanging out with you... 575 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,639 Dogwood. 576 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,940 A nickname? 577 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,141 Yeah. 578 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:19,979 Slipped disc. Disc. Frisbee. Dog. Tree. Dogwood. 579 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,147 You earned it! 580 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,349 [ Both chuckle ] 581 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,851 Just do not tell Gabe. He'll jump off a bridge. 582 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,319 Oh.