1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,972 ** 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,041 Hey! It says, "Don't walk." 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,644 Dude, there are zero cars coming. 4 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,514 Yeah, but your safety is my responsibility. 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,850 I'm the newest member of the Safety Patrol. 6 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:19,587 I'd say, "Congrats," but I don't really mean it. 7 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,754 I'll take it anyway. 8 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,023 Just so you know, next time you break a rule, 9 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,725 I'll be forced to write you up. 10 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,096 ** 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,233 How does the vest look from the back? 12 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:35,069 ** 13 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,438 -- Captions by VITAC -- 14 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,606 * Fresh off the boat 15 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,341 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 16 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,610 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 17 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,911 * Fresh off the boat 18 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,247 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 19 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,715 * But I know where I'm goin' 20 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,518 * I'm fresh off the boat 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,521 [ Indistinct conversations ] 22 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,556 I can't believe that guy. 23 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,557 What guy? Schwimmer? 24 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,558 No. Trent. 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,227 He's on the Safety Patrol. 26 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,295 Why would he do something so lame? 27 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,063 I know. I told him he should do something cool 28 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,465 and join cheerleading like me. 29 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,300 You're a cheerleader? 30 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:09,603 Yep -- The first male top of pyramid in 30 years. 31 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,774 What glass ceiling? 32 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,976 We've all joined school clubs. 33 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,278 We told you this. 34 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,812 Yeah, and I told you -- 35 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:21,081 when it's important, repeat yourself. 36 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:23,884 Okay -- I'm playing the lead in the school musical. 37 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,986 We couldn't get the rights to "Rent," 38 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,289 so we're doing our own version, "Brent." 39 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,891 I play the evil landlord, Brent. 40 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,060 It's pretty much the same show, 41 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,496 only instead of AIDS, everyone has the flu. 42 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,431 Walter, are you hearing this nonsense? 43 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:40,834 The dog knew -- She knew she was dying. 44 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,237 Yo, life? She's intense. 45 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,772 [ Exhales sharply ] 46 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,307 Are you reading for fun? 47 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,775 Yeah. I joined the book club. 48 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,343 Every month is a different theme. 49 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,078 This month is healing. 50 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,280 What is happening? 51 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,448 Am I the only person who cares about our reputation? 52 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,450 You guys are making us look like losers. 53 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,286 We don't look like losers. 54 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,589 ** 55 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,956 Sorry. 56 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:05,659 * Don't worry about it 57 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:09,062 [ Light laughter ] 58 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,265 Why would you sing, Dave? 59 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,966 Now the Sackers think we're lame. 60 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,035 I mean, they're not as cool as the jocks, 61 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,570 but they're cooler than the dip kids. 62 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,208 Life's too short to worry, Eddie. 63 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,543 You never know when the flu could strike. 64 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,345 That's the message of "Brent." 65 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:27,181 ** 66 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,616 [ Doorbell rings ] 67 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,683 [ Sighs ] 68 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:34,222 Can a child get that, please? 69 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,625 Where's my favorite author? 70 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,627 I don't know where Mary Higgins Clark lives. 71 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,295 Dallas? Probably Dallas. 72 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,630 I was talking about you. 73 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,997 [ Scoffs ] How's the book going? 74 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:44,998 Intense. 75 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,534 I have all these publisher notes. 76 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,035 I keep having to get on the phone 77 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:51,739 with people who have names like "Vera" and "Terry." 78 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:52,906 And on top of that, 79 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,676 I have to take an author photo for the book jacket. 80 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,545 Oh, that's exciting! 81 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,380 I'll give you the name of the woman 82 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,148 who did Marvin's business cards. 83 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,150 She is super expensive. 84 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,986 I'm not spending money on a picture. I'll just have you take it. 85 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,321 I would love to. 86 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:10,524 As a former makeup artist for the hit musical "Cats," 87 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,560 I'll make sure you look your best. 88 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,162 Don't make me look like a cat. 89 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,231 There's nothing scarier than a cat person. 90 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,866 Mm, disagree. 91 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,269 You ever see someone make chorizo? 92 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,736 ** 93 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,438 [ Bell rings ] 94 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,240 Hey, bud. 95 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,542 Sorry if I came off as harsh yesterday -- 96 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,043 still trying to find the right balance 97 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,412 of authority and warmth. 98 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,381 It's okay. That being said, 99 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,449 I'm gonna have to ask you to change your shoes. 100 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,217 Why? Dress-code violation. 101 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,287 You know this is a closed-toed campus. 102 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,588 I'm not changing. 103 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,956 These slides make me look like a relaxed athlete. 104 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,925 Really hoped it wouldn't come to this. 105 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,127 I'm gonna need a signature from your mom or dad 106 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,096 or whatever legal guardian you live with. 107 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,864 [ Paper rustles ] Trent, you know my mom and dad. 108 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,601 And do us both a favor -- don't forge. 109 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,202 I have access to all parent signatures 110 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,704 in the principal's office, 111 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,139 and I can spot a trace job a mile away. 112 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,109 I appraised my sister's promise ring with this. 113 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,545 [ Sighs ] 114 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,113 ** 115 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:09,717 On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely am I to recommend? 116 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,452 I'd say a 6. 117 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:14,221 How often do I talk to my friends about baking soda? 118 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,456 Never. 119 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,790 If anyone answered anything other than "Never," 120 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:17,791 I'd be shocked. 121 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:18,992 [ Door creaks ] 122 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,329 Three people said, "All the time"? 123 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,130 Why are you sharing this information with me? 124 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,466 I thought this survey was confidential. 125 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,401 No, don't tell me their names! 126 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:30,003 Sorry, Eddie. What's up? 127 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,605 Your boy got busted. 128 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,073 Eddie! 129 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,975 [ Laughs ] 130 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,444 Dress-code violation? 131 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,612 For a second, I thought you actually did something wrong. 132 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,113 I did do something wrong. 133 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,982 These slides are against the rules. 134 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,951 Anything could have happened to my toes -- anything. 135 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,453 Okay, okay. 136 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,955 I'm just relieved you didn't commit some bigger offense. 137 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,289 I knew you were a good boy. 138 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,858 Don't call me that. 139 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:51,959 It's a compliment. 140 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,193 When I look at you and your friends, 141 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,329 I see a group of really good boys. 142 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,130 ** 143 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,866 [ "COPS" theme song plays ] 144 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:02,370 * Good boys, whatcha want, whatcha want * 145 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,472 * Whatcha gonna do? 146 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,375 * When these boys are friends with you? * 147 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,876 * Good boys, good boys 148 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,544 * Whatcha gonna do? 149 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,846 * Whatcha gonna do when they're friends with you? * 150 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,981 * Good boys, good boys Eddie! 151 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,549 Hey, let me ask you something. 152 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,318 How often do you talk to your friends about baking soda? 153 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,455 ** 154 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,623 Those guys are jerks, Dave. 155 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,857 Don't let them steal your smile. 156 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:24,958 They're just thugs. 157 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,860 What's going on? Is someone bullying Dave? 158 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,796 Yeah, the producers of "Rent." 159 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,664 Trent wrote to them about our show -- 160 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,833 said it was his Safety Patrol responsibility 161 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,234 to put it on their radar. 162 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,636 Now they're trying to stop it -- 163 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,338 something about a blatant disregard of copyright law. 164 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:41,074 Trent's out of control, and he's taking us down with him. 165 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,544 We have to show him and the rest of these doubters 166 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,245 that we don't play by his rules. 167 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,547 What are we gonna do? 168 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,048 I'll tell you what we're gonna do -- 169 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,651 tomorrow, we all wear slides to school. 170 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,486 ** 171 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,622 This is happening! 172 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,731 Okay, so this will just be a free flow of ideas. 173 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,566 We'll see where inspiration leads, 174 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,601 we'll let the author photo come to us. 175 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,337 [ Sighs ] I'm ready. 176 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,773 * She's going the distance 177 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,576 * She's going for speed 178 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:16,777 * She's all alone 179 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,011 * All alone 180 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,948 * All alone in her time of need * 181 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,082 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 182 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,518 * She's going the distance 183 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,787 * She's going for speed 184 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,359 [ Chatter ] 185 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,896 ** 186 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,065 [ Sighs ] Eddie, Eddie, Eddie... 187 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,267 Whatcha gonna do, Red, write us all up? 188 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,303 What do you mean? Come on, guys, show the man your feet. 189 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:51,645 What the hell? Sorry, man. 190 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,981 If we get in trouble, we can't do our school activities. 191 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,817 If I get detention, I'll have to miss rehearsal, 192 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,385 and if I miss rehearsal, 193 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,454 my understudy gets my part. 194 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,725 Hey, Eli. 195 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,427 He's mediocre at best. 196 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,930 Sorry, Eddie. I guess we are good boys. 197 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,433 [ Dramatic music plays ] 198 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,068 Saturday Detention? 199 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,570 At least you'll still have Sunday free 200 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,672 to cheer on the Dolphins and pray for your soul. 201 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:23,511 ** 202 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,583 Weird to be at school on a Saturday. 203 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,851 Do you think they still 204 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,452 have the vending machines plugged in? 205 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,522 [ Chuckles ] If you had stopped wearing open-toed shoes 206 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,989 when you were warned, you wouldn't be here. 207 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,491 I'm not telling your mom about this. 208 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,426 She's stressed enough about her book as it is. 209 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,862 Well, I better get in there with the other delinquents. 210 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,931 You know why guys like you knock everything? 211 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,298 It's because you're afraid. 212 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:46,466 Who said I was afraid? 213 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,502 It's a quote from "The Breakfast Club" -- 214 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,604 first American movie I fell in love with. 215 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:53,273 The first movie I fell in love with was "A Goofy Movie." 216 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,042 Broke my heart when Goofy found out 217 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,677 his son was embarrassed by him. 218 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,478 ** 219 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:02,282 [ Indistinct whispering ] 220 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,884 [ Door slams ] 221 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,519 [ Sighs ] 222 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:09,256 ** 223 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,292 So, what are you in for? 224 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,895 Wearing slides. Twice. 225 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,230 We got busted for sacking. 226 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,899 They took our hacky sacks and everything. 227 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,301 Like, when did hacky sacks ever hurt anybody? 228 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,370 All right, listen up, buttholes. 229 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:26,139 Personally, I'd rather be anywhere else on a Saturday, 230 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,142 but my timeshare in Tallahassee isn't gonna pay for itself. 231 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,344 Here are the rules -- no eating. 232 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,646 But you're eating. 233 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,582 Run laps. But this is detention. 234 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,917 What did I say?! [ Sighs ] 235 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:40,020 No eating, no talking, no sleeping. 236 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,755 Okay, that's it. 237 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:45,593 ** 238 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,860 Yep. 239 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,897 ** 240 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,236 All right, w-what do you think? Should we each pick 10 favorites? 241 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,271 You can. I hate them all. 242 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,741 What? Jessica, these are great. 243 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,042 My smile is off. 244 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,711 It doesn't exude the quiet confidence 245 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,613 of a Stephen King or a Danielle Steel. 246 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,114 What about this one? 247 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,515 No, here. Yes. 248 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,950 The one where you're peeking out from the closet. 249 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,451 You look so pretty. 250 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,286 Well, of course I look pretty. That's a given, 251 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,855 but none of these are good enough. 252 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,624 I'm just gonna have to use this old picture. 253 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,191 Now, tell me that picture doesn't scream 254 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,127 "professional author." 255 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,430 It does scream "professional author"... 256 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,765 because this is Amy Tan. 257 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,866 [ Sighs ] I know. 258 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,267 I thought my publisher might go, 259 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,202 "Oh, this looks a lot like Amy Tan," 260 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,605 but then be too nervous to say anything. 261 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,940 Evan: [ Clears throat ] 262 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,308 Respectfully, if it didn't work out with Honey, 263 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,645 you might want to go in a different direction. 264 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,312 Emery: Who better to capture the real Jessica Huang 265 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,650 than two people who came out of Jessica Huang? 266 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,287 Jessica: Oh, these are all blurry. 267 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,456 My hands shake when I get excited. 268 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,158 These are terrible. 269 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,727 No need to decide right now! We'll wait to hear from you. 270 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,295 You sleep on it. Take your time. 271 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,396 ** 272 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,165 [ Bell rings ] 273 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,301 How bad was detention? Did you have to make a shiv? 274 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,803 You would know if you didn't bail on me. 275 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:06,006 Hey, we apologized in the moment. 276 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,141 ** 277 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,442 Sorry. 278 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,012 Hey. Pretty cool how you slept through detention 279 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,814 even though the lady coach said not to. 280 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:14,815 Thanks. 281 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,583 Not to brag or whatever, but... 282 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,118 I can fall asleep anywhere. 283 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,653 You want to eat lunch with us? 284 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:23,190 ** 285 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,325 Yeah. Cool. 286 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,326 ** 287 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,295 See you good boys later. 288 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,298 ** 289 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,374 [ Wind whistling ] 290 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:45,445 [ Birds chirping, whimsical music plays ] 291 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,681 Why do I suddenly feel much happier? 292 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,450 It's 'cause you're off campus, bro. This is amazing! 293 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,786 Every day at lunch, we get tacos at Taco Fiesta. 294 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,621 That means "taco party" in English. 295 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,956 So, you guys don't even, like, 296 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,457 care what the cafeteria's serving! 297 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,359 [ Scoffs ] What's a cafeteria? 298 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,529 [ Laughs ] Let's roll. 299 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,965 [ Typewriter keys clacking ] 300 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,167 Okay, I need to get this off my chest. 301 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,535 Eddie got detention. 302 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,871 I didn't want to tell you because I know you've been busy, 303 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,472 but it's been eating at me. 304 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,741 Not now, I'm in the zone. 305 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,208 Great! [ Chuckles ] 306 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,410 So technically, we talked about it. 307 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,212 Whew! I feel so unburdened. 308 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,914 Good parenting, good partnership. 309 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,383 Okay, so, uh, I'm a little hungry, 310 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,252 so I'm gonna go microwave a bean burrito. 311 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,586 It was a two-pack 312 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,388 and somebody made one and threw out the directions, 313 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,990 so I'm gonna put it in for 30 seconds at a time 314 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,224 and keep checking it. 315 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,160 Anyway, you're writing. You're writing, so... 316 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,161 I'm gonna... 317 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,228 [ Door opens ] 318 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,166 Look at you back at it. Yes, I'm in the zone. 319 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,068 I don't want to disturb you. 320 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,269 Just real quick -- 321 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,938 I'm making one last plea to use this photo. 322 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,074 The one where I caught you uncapping a pen. 323 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,175 I don't need a photo anymore. 324 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,777 I'm scrapping that book. I'm writing a new one. 325 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:50,944 What? 326 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,379 Yes, a children's book 327 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,915 about an alligator who eats dreams. 328 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,616 You're just giving up on your book? 329 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,051 What about Vera and Terry? 330 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,020 They'll be fine. They have each other. 331 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,622 I couldn't sleep last night, and I realized 332 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,225 the reason I can't pick a photo for that book 333 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,394 is because that book is the problem. 334 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,897 This one is much better. [ Microwave door opens ] 335 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,632 The boy, Kevin, wants to be an astronaut, 336 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,202 but then the alligator eats the moon. 337 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,637 So he's just gonna stay where he is. 338 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,139 [ Microwave beeping ] 339 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,042 [ Muffled ] It's so good. 340 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,111 Hot. It's hot, but so good. 341 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,579 [ Breathing heavily ] 342 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,915 [ Upbeat music playing ] 343 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,817 Yo. Check this out. 344 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,954 'Scuse me...Paul. 345 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,322 Could I trouble you for a cup? 346 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,924 I just want to grab some water. 347 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,425 [ Sighs ] 348 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,094 You're the best. 349 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:45,799 ** 350 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,106 I can totally see you. 351 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,942 [ Music continues ] 352 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,577 Good thing I don't get paid enough to care. 353 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,645 [ Sighs ] 354 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,080 ** 355 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,915 That's that outlaw life, yo! 356 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,750 You fools paid for your sodas. 357 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,986 I can't believe we weren't sure about you at first. 358 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,922 I mean, we saw you were friends with that nerd Safety Patrol kid. 359 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,858 Trent? He's a real bummer. 360 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,492 He's the one who confiscated our sacks. 361 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,361 They're locked away in the principal's office, 362 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,662 never to be hacked again. 363 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,765 I can probably help you get your sacks back. 364 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,167 How? 365 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,801 Trent's locker is near the bathroom I visit 366 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,870 when I need to TCB. 367 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,538 "Take care of business." 368 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,007 He gave me the combination 369 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,775 so I can store reading material in there. 370 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,310 All we got to do is get in his locker, 371 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,379 get the keys to the principal's office, 372 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,480 and free the sacks. 373 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,514 Nice. 374 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,449 Okay. Here's the plan. 375 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,887 Eddie: We wait until Trent finishes his shift. 376 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,356 Then, we help ourselves to those keys. 377 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,826 ** 378 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,799 I know Principal Mathis 379 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,701 will be out of her office all afternoon. 380 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,169 She's due in court 381 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,238 to defend the school's musical production of "Brent." 382 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:02,409 ** 383 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:07,981 [ Whispering ] Keep reading. 384 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,549 Come on, Morrie. Keep it interesting. 385 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,218 ** 386 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,586 [ Sighs ] You guys get your sacks back, 387 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:18,058 we replace Trent's keys -- in and out. 388 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,693 Eddie, that was awesome! 389 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,895 You're a total badass. 390 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,930 Yeah, man! 391 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,831 Hey, here's your cut! 392 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,699 [ Stammers ] My cut? 393 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,201 We found Mathis' petty cash sitting on her desk, 394 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,536 so we helped ourselves. 395 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,571 Yeah, and I also took these Post-its. 396 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,940 You guys stole money from the school? 397 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,541 Yeah, man, and these Post-its. 398 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,909 We couldn't have done it without you. 399 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,210 Now, who wants some 7-Eleven slushies? 400 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,379 [ Gasps ] Yes! Slushies! Oh! Slushies! 401 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,881 Eddie, what's wrong? You didn't yell, "Slushies." 402 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,250 Oh, sorry. 403 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,551 Slushies! 404 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,286 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 405 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,055 Let's go. 406 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:52,926 Did you hear about Trent? 407 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,961 Walter: His key was used 408 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,095 to break into the principal's office. 409 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,096 Someone stole $300. 410 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,430 Oh, yeah? 411 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,866 He got kicked off Safety Patrol -- his one joy. 412 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,934 ** 413 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,635 Here he comes. 414 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,537 Hey, bud. 415 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,439 Sorry about Safety Patrol. 416 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,574 Thanks. 417 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,142 It's not like it's your fault or anything. 418 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,811 All I ask is that you don't treat me with kid gloves. 419 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,547 Oh. You're wearing sneakers. 420 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,648 That's great. 421 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,985 I'm glad your feet are safe. 422 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,788 ** 423 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,123 [ Typewriter keys clacking ] 424 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,559 "'Sorry, little Linda,' said the alligator, 425 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,230 'You can't become a doctor because I ate the hospital.'" 426 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,798 Evan: [ Clears throat ] 427 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,766 Honey informed us you're writing a children's book. 428 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,302 If you haven't picked an illustrator, 429 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,936 we'd like to toss our hats in the ring. 430 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,938 Leave your portfolio. I'll take a look. 431 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,341 I hope there's new stuff in there. 432 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,976 ** 433 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,445 We'll circle back. 434 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,180 She's seen these! 435 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,781 I told you we weren't ready! 436 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,782 [ Sighs ] 437 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,352 [ Telephone rings ] [ Sighs ] 438 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,653 Hello? 439 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,522 Hi, Vera... 440 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,190 or Terry. 441 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,691 I'm glad you called. 442 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,760 I have news. 443 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,062 What? 444 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,033 Betrayal! Sorry? 445 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,434 Vera or Terry just called. 446 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,202 They said they loved my author photo! 447 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,538 How could you send them a picture I didn't approve? 448 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,440 Because the picture doesn't matter. 449 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,376 And you were so worried about it, you were gonna throw away your whole book. 450 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,346 None of those photos make me look like I'm a real author. 451 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,481 But you are a real author. 452 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,552 Ohh, what is happening? 453 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,953 I feel like... 454 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,290 all of my power is draining from me. 455 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:34,661 I think maybe you're experiencing insecurity. 456 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,329 No, that's dumb. 457 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,165 Why else would you be sabotaging this? 458 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,800 You're the alligator eating your own dream. 459 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,703 What if nobody buys my book? 460 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,306 Well, you can't control that. 461 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,341 I really want to control it. 462 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,342 You wrote a book, 463 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,044 and you're getting it published. 464 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,412 That's a very big deal. 465 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,513 I know it is, 466 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,415 and then if I fail, everyone's gonna know. 467 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,351 Yeah, but if you fail, then you'll have failed 468 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,754 at something that most people are afraid of even trying. 469 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,691 You're saying even if I fail, 470 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,393 people will still be jealous of me? 471 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,760 Sure. 472 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,198 Besides, you know one person who's gonna buy your book -- 473 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,399 Me. 474 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,866 Thank you, Honey. 475 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,568 You're a good friend. 476 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,836 In my next book, 477 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,839 I'll name the murder victim after you. 478 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,741 Yay! 479 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,443 You're welcome. 480 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,944 Louis: Strongly agree. 481 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,879 Strongly agree. 482 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,681 [ Door opens ] 483 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,117 Agree. 484 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,951 Moderately disagree. 485 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,554 I got to go. Goodbye, Mom. 486 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,624 Don't tell me you got detention again. 487 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,759 No. I need some advice. 488 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,728 Say you run a dishwasher, 489 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,730 but it's a really big dishwasher. 490 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,098 You ran the dishwasher again? 491 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,899 Honestly, I'm more impressed than angry. 492 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:47,934 How did you reconnect -- 493 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,270 No. Sorry. Let me try this again. 494 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,373 Say you wear some slides to school, 495 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,142 but they fall off and kill a man. 496 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,210 Eddie, metaphors are not your strong suit. 497 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,045 I get the sense that you don't want me to ask you 498 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,947 what's going on, but what is going on? 499 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,883 I accidentally helped some older kids steal money from the school. 500 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,285 What?! 501 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,254 And Trent got blamed for it, and now he's off safety patrol. 502 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,157 Do you think I'm a bad person? 503 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,158 [ Chuckles ] 504 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,892 A bad person wouldn't be upset 505 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,494 about letting his friend take the fall. 506 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,263 You just made a mistake. 507 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,331 I know you'll figure out a way to make it a right. 508 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,600 I do know how to make this right, 509 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,602 but I'm gonna need your help. 510 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:27,140 ** 511 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,083 I don't want you to see me like this. 512 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,084 Wait. 513 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,786 I have information you can use 514 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,421 to get back on Safety Patrol. 515 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,192 [ Indistinct conversation ] 516 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,528 Sorry, boys, no off-campus tacos for you. 517 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,697 Looks like you'll be having cheese soup 518 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,964 with the rest of the school. 519 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,433 Good work, Trent. 520 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,668 Let's get you back in that orange vest 521 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,204 where you belong, hmm? 522 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,472 I hear it looks great from the back. 523 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:06,546 Only $350 left to go till your debt is paid. 524 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,714 But I only borrowed $300! 525 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,015 At a very high interest rate. 526 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,184 Bank of Louis. Should've shopped around. 527 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,187 I know you don't want to hear this, but... 528 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,955 you're not a bad boy. 529 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,123 [ Both chuckle ] 530 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,126 [ Sighs ] Brutal. 531 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,528 I guess it's true. 532 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,297 Asian dads don't say, "I love you." 533 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,798 ** 534 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,700 So, the photo Honey sent in was yours? 535 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,436 Yes. She knew she was bested. 536 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:35,708 [ Dramatic music plays ] 537 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,477 I love it. You do? 538 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,578 Yes. 539 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,581 It's challenging people to not like my book. 540 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,318 "What? You don't like it? 541 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,720 What, you got a problem? 542 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,889 Yeah, I'm talking to you. 543 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,024 Let's see you write an entire novel. 544 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,092 That's right! 545 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:57,096 Run away to cookbooks, coward." 546 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,865 ** 547 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,600 [ Sighs ] 548 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,770 [ Chatter ] 549 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,542 We thought you ditched us to hangout with the Sackers. 550 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,378 Sorry, guys. That was stupid of me. 551 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,581 Turns out the Sackers are not cooler than the dip kids. 552 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,387 [ Rock music playing ] 553 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,922 * We're not gonna pay 554 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,692 * We're not gonna pay 555 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,060 * We're not gonna pay 556 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,763 * This guy Brent 557 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,566 * That guy Brent 558 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,201 What is this about anyway? 559 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,604 I-I don't know, but a lot of them have the flu. 560 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,038 [ Sneezes ] [ Sniffles ] 561 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,541 * We're not gonna pay Brent 562 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,510 * Brent, Brent, Brent, Brent, Brent * 563 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,717 [ "Seasons of Love" plays ] 564 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:55,888 * 315,557,000 565 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,558 * Seconds a year 566 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,394 * It's time now for flu shots 567 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,563 * Our immune systems win 568 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,332 * Let's wash our hands I am onboard. 569 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,600 I wasn't at first, but I am now. 570 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,936 * We'll make it through 571 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,504 Shut it down! [ Chatter ] 572 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,506 We lost the case! No more singing! 573 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,107 Give me those programs. 574 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,576 We have to shred them. 575 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,812 Turns out we are in fact in violation of copyright, 576 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,614 so live and learn, I guess. 577 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,115 Pass them. 578 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,117 Pass them down. 579 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,319 Pass them down!