1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:05,139 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:08,909 You can't run from me any longer. 3 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,312 [ Breathing heavily ] 4 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,848 ** 5 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:18,486 I know you're in here, killer! 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,421 ** 7 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:23,757 [ Metal scrapes ] 8 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:27,395 ** 9 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,730 This is the end. 10 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,433 I spent all this time looking for you, 11 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,902 and you are behind this door. 12 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:37,938 ** 13 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,407 Now what? 14 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,509 [ Groans ] 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,511 Still don't know who the killer is? 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,878 No! 17 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:47,081 I can't finish "A Case of a Knife to the Brain" 18 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,850 if I don't know who put that knife in that brain. 19 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,285 Sounds like writer's block. 20 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,686 How do you know that term? 21 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,622 I had writer's block when I was drafting 22 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:56,790 the new HOA regulations. 23 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,760 I could not find a synonym for the word "forbidden." 24 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:00,794 "Banned." 25 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,131 I went with "no-no." 26 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,965 Had to dumb it down for Carol-Joan. 27 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,267 That's true. 28 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,769 [ Blows ] 29 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,139 -- Captions by VITAC -- 30 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,306 * Fresh off the boat 31 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,041 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 32 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,310 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 33 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,611 * Fresh off the boat 34 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,947 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 35 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,415 * But I know where I'm goin' 36 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:24,152 * I'm fresh off the boat 37 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,087 I've written myself into a corner, Louis. 38 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,789 This crime is too perfect. I'm sure it's -- 39 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,625 If Jennifer Hong can't solve these murders, then who can? 40 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,262 She is the ultimate detective -- beautiful. 41 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,996 Smart. Observant. 42 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:36,997 Beautiful. 43 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,499 Maybe you just need a break. 44 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,301 When I was updating the menus at Cattleman's, 45 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,502 I got stuck on salads -- 46 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,605 Not to mention, the coffee maker is broken! 47 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,807 How am I supposed to write without coffee? 48 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,109 Mm, our friend the carrot provides natural energy. 49 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,445 Please, do not push your vegetable agenda on me. 50 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,781 And this coffee-maker manual was no help! 51 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,284 26 languages, and all it talks about 52 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:59,187 is how to set the digital clock. 53 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,921 The Mandarin was accurate, though. 54 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,524 I know the writing's been hard, but keep at it. 55 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,592 You'll figure it out. 56 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,093 What if I can't? 57 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,461 Oh, you're being too hard on yourself. 58 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,029 Don't be your own worst enemy. 59 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,199 You're right. 60 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,801 If Stephen King can trick people into thinking 61 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:17,538 a dog is interesting for 300 pages, I can do this. 62 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,273 ** 63 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:22,009 * Do you really wanna party with me? * 64 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:24,445 * Let me see just what you got for me * 65 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,714 * Put all your hands where my eyes can see * 66 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,016 * Straight buckwildin' in the place to be * 67 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,484 * If you really wanna party with me * 68 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,286 Now, that's how you break down the apocalypse. 69 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,689 May it never come so Busta can keep rapping about it. 70 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,558 I didn't even know he put out a new record. 71 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,026 That's what we got Eddie for. 72 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:42,230 I may not be able to tell you where Canada is on the map, 73 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,131 but I can tell you the current Hip-Hop 100. 74 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,299 Uhp! 75 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,867 Usher just went up a couple spots. 76 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,669 Good for Ursh. 77 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,471 Whose turn is it to load a new CD? 78 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,505 -Man... -But my feet. 79 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,506 I literally just sat down. 80 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,841 Well, it's not gonna be me. 81 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,176 It's my room. I stand up in it all the time. 82 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,745 -Hey, hey! -Our guy! 83 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,046 What an entrance! Brian! 84 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,248 Change the CD, will ya? 85 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:03,884 -I got up to pee, not work. -[ Groans ] 86 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,988 Gentlemen, our prayers have been answered. 87 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,490 Eddie: 300 discs? 88 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,492 We'll never have to get up to change the CD again. 89 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,695 We just press "shuffle," and it does all the work for us. 90 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:17,365 -How much is it? -$300. 91 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,433 Only a dollar a disc. 92 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,201 If we all go in, it's just 60 bucks each. 93 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:22,436 -All right. -Yeah. 94 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:23,504 -All right. -Okay. 95 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,938 Eddie, you sure you're good for it? 96 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:28,376 [ Scoffs ] Are you questioning my stacks? 97 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,444 Yeah. I'm good for it. 98 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,280 Hey, bros. 99 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,447 Spot me 60 bucks real quick. 100 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:37,050 ** 101 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,420 Louis. I've got big news. 102 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,789 Someone ordered the bison tartare. I knew it. 103 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,123 I knew if we just kept it on the menu, 104 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,559 someone would eventually have the courage to -- No. 105 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:49,897 Kenny Rogers is visiting Cattleman's Ranch this week. 106 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,366 Ohh. 107 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,901 Don't you lie to me, Matthew Chestnut. 108 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,269 Kenny always does two tours a year -- 109 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,404 one musical, one business. 110 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,738 I mean, not that he has time 111 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,540 to visit every one of his restaurants. 112 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,608 Of course he can't visit them all. 113 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:01,942 The man runs a culinary empire. 114 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,978 Exactly. He's only got time to visit a select few. 115 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:08,949 Ones that he finds, for whatever reason, "excitin'." 116 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,285 That's even better than "exci-ting." 117 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,620 That's cowboy joy. 118 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,288 Whew! [ Laughs ] 119 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:18,091 ** 120 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,660 Oh, Emery. 121 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,928 My son. 122 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,497 So, when two leaders meet for the first time, 123 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,466 it is customary to have an exchange of gifts. 124 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,401 Which one do you like more? 125 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,637 This boutique pen featuring a covered wagon 126 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,405 traveling across the American West. 127 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,308 Or...an 8x10 sketch 128 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:37,511 of a cow and chicken riding motorcycles? 129 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,580 Well, it is kind of hard to wrap a pen 130 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,014 without giving away what it is. 131 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,750 [ Chuckles ] Not the way I wrap. 132 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,951 I once wrapped a toaster 133 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,786 that your mother thought was diamond earrings. 134 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,120 She was very disappointed. 135 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,490 Do you want me to say the pen? 136 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,959 My son! Mm. 137 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,160 [ Scooter approaching ] 138 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,830 Hmm. 139 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,967 Jessica: Hey! Where are you going?! 140 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,037 Grandma Huang: [ Scoffs ] 141 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,474 Well, she was supposed to play Amy Grant. 142 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,542 So I could announce... 143 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:11,545 that I finished my book! [ Gasps ] 144 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,981 Oh, wow! That's great! I knew you would! 145 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,949 I couldn't have done it without your support. 146 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,050 I can't wait to read it. 147 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,519 You don't have to. 148 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,155 Not sure if you're asking me to -- 149 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,491 Read it all tonight? Yes, I am. 150 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,958 And while you're doing that, 151 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,827 I'm just gonna ride this creative high. 152 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,462 I'm gonna craft a complaint letter 153 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,630 to the people at Mr. Coffee. 154 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,031 Don't tell me I can't. 155 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,733 Well, I'm kind of in the middle of preparing 156 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,835 for Kenny Rogers' first visit to Cattleman's. 157 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,037 You're finally gonna meet Kenny. 158 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,539 That's big. I know! 159 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,508 So would it be okay if I read your book later? 160 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,743 Oh, Louis. No. 161 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,615 ** 162 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,625 ** 163 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,334 How am I only on page 9?! 164 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,102 So many commas. 165 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,705 [ Scoffs ] The cleaning lady is a robot? 166 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,273 What year is this?! 167 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:16,109 Why is the police chief suddenly twins? 168 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,378 "It had all led here, 169 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:21,782 the trail of so many knives to so many brains. 170 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,051 Jennifer Hong, ever beautiful, 171 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,120 extended her ageless hand to the doorknob." 172 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:30,424 ** 173 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,125 [ Gasps ] 174 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,127 "The killer was herself"? 175 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,463 Right?! Aaaah! 176 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,330 That scary, huh? 177 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,133 That ending was thanks to you. 178 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,804 I got the idea when you told me not to be my own worst enemy. 179 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,139 I did the opposite of what you said. 180 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,442 Oh. Right. Right. 181 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:49,810 So, what do you think? 182 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,446 I love it. [ Chuckles ] 183 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,447 It was amazing! 184 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,115 I know! 185 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,417 I can't believe I finished my novel! 186 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,919 You did. You finished it. 187 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,488 It's all over. 188 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,624 I feel like a runner at the end of a marathon. 189 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,926 Except words are my miles. 190 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,127 Oh. 191 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,998 ** 192 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,301 [ Dramatic music plays ] 193 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,137 More than 3,500 songs inside a machine 194 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:21,609 that's only 17 inches long by 8 inches wide by 19 inches deep. 195 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:24,411 And she only weighs 20 pounds. 196 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,813 -Crazy. -Awesome. 197 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:26,914 Technology. 198 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,849 I loaded every one of my CDs in here. 199 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,986 [ CD player powering up ] 200 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,689 Oh, look at it go. 201 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,492 It's like a light show. 202 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,028 My heart is racing right now. 203 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:44,164 [ Beeping ] 204 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:49,603 [ Intro to "Circle of Life" from "The Lion King" plays ] 205 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,505 Yes! Mufasa time! 206 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:54,207 [ Music stops ] You guys put your "Lion King" CD in? 207 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,676 We lent you the money to buy it, 208 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,545 so we figured we'd take some slots. 209 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,146 [ Switch clicks ] 210 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,381 [ Music resumes ] 211 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,482 [ Music stops ] 212 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,151 You guys don't get any slots. 213 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,986 I-I don't know, Eddie. 214 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,288 If they lent you money, they kinda have a point. 215 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,723 Now that I think about it... 216 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,725 shouldn't we have our share of the slots, too? 217 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,194 Why would you need that? You love my music. 218 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,196 We do, but it might be cool 219 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,397 to throw some slow jams in there. 220 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,899 Okay, new plan. 221 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,068 Next time, we all bring our Case Logics. 222 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:21,902 Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 223 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:22,736 -Yep. -All right. 224 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,004 What's going on here? 225 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,808 I'm gonna bring all the CDs I listen to when I lift. 226 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,543 You could be a watch. 227 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,845 You could be a tightly packed tie. 228 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,747 You could be an ice-cream sandwich. 229 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:37,350 Are you excited to meet Kenny Rogers? I am! 230 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,652 I memorized all his songs 231 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,721 in case he brings his guitar and wants to jam. 232 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,090 Great. You can do that after you give him my novel 233 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,492 so he can give it to his agent and get it published! 234 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,227 ** 235 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,200 W-Why would you want me to give Kenny Rogers your book? 236 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,569 He's a country singer/ restauranteur/underrated actor. 237 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,205 Louis, I forgive you. 238 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,506 It's not your fault you weren't born 239 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,774 with my detective mind. 240 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,776 What are you saying? 241 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,377 The fastest way to get published 242 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,113 is through someone already in the business. 243 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,049 So I did a little digging on everyone we know. 244 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,283 By the way, remind me to tell you 245 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,952 why Deidre can no longer travel through Utah. 246 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:15,623 And I discovered that just last year, 247 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:18,291 Kenny Rogers wrote and published a book -- 248 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,527 "The Gift." 249 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,297 He's an author, just like me! 250 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,532 Don't tell me. 251 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,467 It's about the greatest gift being literacy, right? 252 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,969 I don't know. I didn't read it. 253 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,371 Anyway, with your personal recommendation, 254 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,974 there's no way Kenny won't read my novel. 255 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,743 Right. 256 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,444 Sounds like a great idea. 257 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:42,449 ** 258 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,784 Come on. 259 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,118 Lemme see what you're putting in there. 260 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:48,021 Part of the experience is the suspense. 261 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,159 [ Whirring ] 262 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,662 What a rush! Who's it gonna be?! 263 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,796 [ Click ] 264 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,965 [ Enya's "Book of Days" plays ] 265 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,466 Yes! 266 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,134 Welcome to the party, Enya! 267 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,302 Are you kidding me with this? 268 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:04,805 [ Music stops ] 269 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,006 -What are you doing? -Come on! 270 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,407 [ Fife playing ] 271 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,142 Man: The waters of the Delaware River ran cold. 272 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,610 But the fire in George Washington's eyes burned hot. 273 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,412 My audio book about the American Revolution! 274 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,147 Get ready to learn, everyone. It was the morning of December 26th... 275 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,582 Audio book? This isn't even music! 276 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,950 ...when he led a column of the Continental -- 277 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,251 Hey! Ugh! 278 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,486 [ High-pitched voice ] They said... 279 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,021 Man: "You belong in the kitchen, Betsy Ross." 280 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,289 And the kitchen is where I -- 281 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,957 [ Sighs ] Screw this! 282 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,126 I'm just gonna manually select one of my CDs. 283 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,294 No way! 284 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,296 Who are you to control what we listen to? 285 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,165 Guys. I've always been in charge of the music. 286 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,534 Why would you want to listen to this lame garbage? 287 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,269 In Dave's defense, Enya's voice 288 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,138 has been known to summon whales. 289 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,140 Well, as long as the CD player's in my room, 290 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,709 we're not listening to whale rock. 291 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,476 Well, maybe we shouldn't keep the CD player 292 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,544 in your room, then. 293 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,479 Brian: We each own a portion of it. 294 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,148 We can take turns having it at our houses. 295 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,117 Like the shared-custody situation 296 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,184 I'd like to have with my dad 297 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,820 if we could ever find out where he is. 298 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,654 Eddie: Fine. 299 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,556 Well, it's in my room now, so I get it first. 300 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,525 And I'm skipping over whatever I want. 301 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,727 -Come on! -Stop it, Eddie. 302 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,828 Young man: What are you doing? 303 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,195 I, for one, am not just gonna sit here 304 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,497 and watch you skip over the founding of our nation! 305 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:09,870 ** 306 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,504 [ Click ] 307 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,140 * One day, one life * 308 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,842 No! [ Music stops ] 309 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,511 Guys, her book is not good. 310 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,913 But you told her it wa good. 311 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,548 Yeah, because I love her. 312 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,717 But now that she's asked me to recommend it to Kenny, 313 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:24,918 it's a totally different thing. 314 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,987 I can't endorse something I don't believe in. 315 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,255 Oh, that's true. 316 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,957 That's why I don't pet cats. 317 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,226 Mm. 318 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,427 Well, not to mention the fact 319 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,396 that nobody wants to meet someone for the first time 320 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,065 and ask for a huge favor. 321 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,833 I think you should tell her the truth. 322 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,168 I mean, Jessica can take it. 323 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,270 She's given me some pretty candid critiques 324 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,437 over the years. [ Chuckles ] 325 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,939 My cooking lacks discipline. 326 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,775 The way I sign my name suggests weakness. 327 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,609 I laugh wrong. I wear too much cologne. 328 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,879 My dancing comes across as arrogant. 329 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,914 Oh, well, that's because you point all the time, sweetie. 330 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,785 Well, honey, I like to point when I boogie. 331 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,452 Show people where I'm going. 332 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,889 Okay. I can't tell her the truth. 333 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,524 It would crush her. 334 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,127 Honey, maybe you can read it and tell her? 335 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,228 No. 336 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,562 Jessica and I have an agreement 337 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,865 to never comment on each other's creative pursuits. 338 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,034 As friends, it's better to not know and wonder 339 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,036 than to know and...know. 340 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,637 Marvin, will you read it? 341 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,272 No, sorry, buddy. No. 342 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,573 I don't read stories. 343 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,910 I go out into the world, and I make my own. 344 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,212 Listen, this'll be okay. 345 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,613 I know some people who aren't afraid 346 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,748 to tell Jessica exactly what they think. 347 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,883 Your book is not good. 348 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,584 It didn't make any sense. 349 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,253 I liked the robot? 350 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,789 You're not supposed to like the robot! 351 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,791 So none of you were thrilled 352 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,292 with the twists and the turns in the book? 353 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,460 I hated it. Boo. 354 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,929 It made me sad for some reason. 355 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,464 I see. 356 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,633 Okay, well, thank you for your honesty. 357 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,335 Would you mind leaving me your manuscripts 358 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,270 so I can look through your individual notes? 359 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,571 Yeah. Absolutely. Sure. 360 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,840 Here you go. 361 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,342 I can't believe those women! 362 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,846 I know, but suburban housewives are your target demo. 363 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,247 Better to get their feedback now 364 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,314 so you can start rewriting. 365 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,250 I am not gonna change a word! 366 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,952 Who cares what they think?! 367 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,086 You loved it, right? 368 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,421 Um...yes. 369 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,323 Those wet hens are just jealous. 370 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,592 Privileged white women who can't stand 371 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,661 to see me rising like a phoenix 372 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,696 out of the ashes of this cul-de-sac! 373 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,668 Tell Kenny about my struggle before you give this to him. 374 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:26,506 ** 375 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,541 Hi. Uh -- Hmm. 376 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,710 Howdy. 377 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,646 Uh, hello, Mr. Rogers. 378 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,315 Oh, sure. I'll call you Kenny. 379 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,816 Thank you. [ Chuckles ] 380 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,818 Uh...Kenny. [ Chuckles ] 381 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,120 Great to meet you. 382 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,722 Speaking of great, allow me to self-segue 383 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,324 to the topic of my wife's novel. 384 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,193 I just heard Kenny's limo is on its way from the airport. 385 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,194 [ Breathes deeply ] 386 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,562 Word is, he is dressed to the nines. 387 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,564 Well, so am I. I'm wearing my silver stud. 388 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,967 Ah. I thought that was a piece of glitter. 389 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,203 No, no. It's the happy-sad drama masks. 390 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,739 Ah, that's fun. 391 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:03,810 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 392 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,412 [ Music ends, disc changes ] 393 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,479 [ Click ] 394 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,181 [ Fife playing ] 395 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,482 Man: "Dearest Henrietta, 396 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,484 I write from the snowy hills of Valley Forge 397 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,652 as we await word from the front. 398 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,054 Not this again. 399 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,023 I know you don't understand how I could leave you 400 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,857 and our son Gideon so far away, 401 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,393 but I fight not only for our family, 402 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,562 but for something larger. 403 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,764 Like what? I fight because one person 404 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,334 cannot impose their singular will on the people. 405 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,535 For to live in a land 406 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,603 and not have a voice in what transpires there 407 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:35,075 is to live not under a song of freedom, but of tyranny." 408 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,910 Evan: Powerful stuff, isn't it? 409 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,778 Wait till the part where the flag was still there. 410 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,447 Tears. Full tears. 411 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,215 You're a lot like King George, you know. 412 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,252 I'm picturing rich guy, well-fed, 413 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,786 does whatever he wants. 414 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,055 Yeah, I can see it. 415 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,622 No, he was a bad king. 416 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,259 A tyrant. Imposing his will on the people. 417 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,127 Well, I'm not trying to be a tyrant. 418 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:57,230 It's just...music has always been my thing. 419 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,631 And my friends know that. 420 00:14:58,665 --> 00:14:59,933 That was before. 421 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,535 That 300-disc changer is the New World. 422 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,437 It shuffles more than just songs, Eddie. 423 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,406 It shuffles expectations. 424 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,209 One of the original tenets of our republic was, 425 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,711 "No taxation without representation." 426 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,947 Your friends helped pay for the carousel, Eddie. 427 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,116 Now they want a say in what it plays. 428 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,985 Wow. 429 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,388 Y'all just turned my bedroom into school. [ Chuckles ] 430 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,123 Man: [ High-pitched voice ] * Happy birthday, Evan * 431 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,224 * Happy birthday, Evan * 432 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,492 * Happy birthday, Evan * 433 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,060 * Come back to Chuck E. Cheese * 434 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,461 * Happy birthday, Evan * 435 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,462 * Happy birthday, Evan * 436 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,298 That was a great 8th birthday. 437 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,300 ** 438 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,834 Pleasure to meet you, Louis. 439 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,103 Keep up the good work. 440 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,304 [ Chuckles ] Thank you, Kenny. 441 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,838 And may I just say, you killed it 442 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,840 on that episode of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." 443 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,609 [ Chuckles ] Believable cough, wasn't it? 444 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,643 [ Both laugh ] 445 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,979 All right, Kenny. 446 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,915 ** 447 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,283 Whew! 448 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,954 Oh, that man is a class act. 449 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,289 And look at the gift he brought me. 450 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,524 Rattlesnake boots. 451 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,791 My favorite snake! 452 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,261 It's pretty amazing how an animal with no feet 453 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,695 can be reborn as footwear. 454 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,930 Huh. 455 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,332 Louis! 456 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,699 Did you give Kenny that envelope? 457 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,635 Oh. I did. 458 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,836 He read a couple pages, 459 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,138 said crime novels weren't his thing, 460 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,472 and gave it back to me. 461 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,008 I'm sorry. We gave it a good try. 462 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:18,145 Help me understand how he read a couple of pages 463 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,513 if my book was not in the envelope. 464 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,882 What do you mean? 465 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,619 You handed Kenny the instruction manual 466 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:31,458 to our broken coffee maker and my 20-page complaint letter. 467 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,861 This is my manuscript. 468 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,030 ** 469 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:41,901 I don't understand. 470 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,170 Why did you give me the coffee-maker letter? 471 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,304 It was an accident! 472 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,972 While it is very well-written, 473 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,041 it's not what I wanted Kenny to publish. 474 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,677 Next time you ask me to ask my boss for a huge favor, 475 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,379 please make sure you give me the right envelope. 476 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,048 You did not even give it to him! 477 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,717 All right, all right, listen. 478 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,219 The truth is... 479 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,653 I did not like your book. 480 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,156 I know. You said you loved it. 481 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,825 No, I love you, and I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 482 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,827 I'm sorry. I should have been honest sooner. 483 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,763 But I can't vouch for something that I don't believe in. 484 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,701 You think I always believed in this place?! 485 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,903 I know you didn't feel good about the original carpeting. 486 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,106 Everyone in our family thought you were crazy 487 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,241 for moving us here, but I supported you. 488 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,676 Jessica, there is a character in your book 489 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,945 that somehow manages to get murdered twice. 490 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,614 It -- It doesn't make any sense. 491 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,848 And a Chinese immigrant 492 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,883 opening up a Western-themed steakhouse 493 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,685 in Central Florida does? 494 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:37,290 It doesn't matter that your idea didn't make sense to me. 495 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:38,791 It made sense to you. 496 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,461 It was your dream, and that's enough for me. 497 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,863 [ Sighs ] 498 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,766 Well, now I know the title of my next book -- 499 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,369 "A Case of a Knife to the Back." 500 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,803 [ Sighs ] 501 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,306 [ Door opens ] Je-- 502 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,374 [ Door closes ] 503 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,642 Dude, you're crazy. 504 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,777 I'm telling you. She's beautiful. 505 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,947 Fox Maid Marian from the "Robin Hood" cartoon? 506 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,081 Rent it again. 507 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,050 And really look at her. 508 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,286 She's so modest and elegant. 509 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,988 I did like it when she played badminton. 510 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,062 Was that just... 511 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,698 Um, Eddie, what are you... 512 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,878 Just six more wires, guys. 513 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,349 I got to start respecting roadies, man. 514 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,556 From now on, we each have an equal say. 515 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,659 Cool of you to say that. 516 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,928 I appreciate you coming around on Enya. 517 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,697 Here's the thing, Dave -- 518 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,931 I think Enya sucks. 519 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,433 But you like her, 520 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,369 so she deserves a place in the carousel. 521 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,205 Democracy. Democracy. 522 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,706 Together: Democracy. 523 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,043 [ Heavy-metal music plays ] 524 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,312 Gwar! 525 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,713 Who hurt these people? 526 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,114 What do their mothers think? 527 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,383 Gwar has no mothers! 528 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:18,291 ** 529 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,227 If this is another one of your political cartoons, 530 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,394 I don't want to read it. 531 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,729 It's not. 532 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,799 [ Sighs ] 533 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,501 "Dear Kenny, I know we've only just met, 534 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,171 but I'm writing on behalf of my wife, Jessica. 535 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,406 She's finished a novel, 536 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,543 which I'm hoping you'll read and share with your agent. 537 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,645 As with everything she does, 538 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,014 she put her heart and soul into it. 539 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,517 Thank you for considering it. 540 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,086 Your partner in cattle and cluck, Louis Huang." 541 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,722 I'm sorry I lied about giving him your book 542 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,824 and for not being honest about how I felt. 543 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,761 I always want you to be honest with me. 544 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,829 Even if you think I'm not gonna like it. 545 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,331 I will be. I promise. 546 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,567 And you don't have to send him this letter. 547 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,834 I absolutely do. 548 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,336 I should have supported you from the beginning. 549 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,772 You should wait until I write a book that you believe in. 550 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,207 I may not believe in the detective abilities 551 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,609 of Jennifer Hong. 552 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:13,079 But I will always believe in the dreams of Jessica Huang. 553 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,285 Why isn't that sentence in the letter? 554 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,086 I'll add it and send it out with your book. 555 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,854 Perfect. [ Chuckles ] 556 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,956 Are you wearing a silver stud? 557 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,925 Oh, yeah, yeah. What do you think? 558 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,794 Oh, I... 559 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,463 I love it. It's amazing. 560 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,965 [ Chuckles ] Yeah, thanks. 561 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,234 Yeah, I love it, too. 562 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:43,410 ** 563 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,111 Hissssss! 564 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,145 [ Door closes ] 565 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,947 Louis, he responded. 566 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,983 Oh, wow. Okay. 567 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,285 No matter what the letter says, 568 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,086 just remember it's only one person's opinion. 569 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,255 Okay. 570 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,557 "Dear Jessica, 571 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,592 as you probably know from reading 'The Gift,' 572 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,127 I sure do love a mystery. 573 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,796 And, boy, did yours have me by the throat... 574 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,165 or in this case, the brain -- Get it?" 575 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,900 Oh, my God! He loved it! He loved it! 576 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,969 "My agent and I will be in touch soon! 577 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,138 Oh, and thank Louis for the pen. 578 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,073 Smoothest write of my damn life. 579 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,409 I think she's got a couple of songs in her." 580 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,744 [ Gasps ] 581 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,512 Do you realize what this means? 582 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,780 I might be published! He loved the pen! 583 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,649 You might be published! [ Squeals ] 584 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,150 Also, you were wrong! 585 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,386 Take the win. Books are subjective.