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Okay, you ready

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to do our
Week in Review?

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It really shouldn't be called
a Week in Review

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because we're figuring out
the upcoming week.

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Okay, so how about we call it
the Week in Preview?

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Or we call it Stephanie.

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Michelle Pfeiffer's character
in "Grease 2."

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It's kind of
the perfect movie.

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Agree to agree.

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So, this week,
what do we got?

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Okay, well,
the investment property

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has finally been cleared
of black mold,

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so I need to get
the house listed.

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And a convention's
in town,

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so Cattleman's
is going to be busy.

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Don't forget
all the boys' stuff.

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We don't want a repeat
of last week.

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I can't believe I forgot
to bring Emery his toothpicks.

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Hang tight, Clyde.

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I'm sure he'll be here
any minute now.

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[ Sighs ]

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Well, this week,

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nothing is falling
through the cracks

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because of my new
secret weapon.

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My wristband.
[ Chuckles ]

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Just like the one

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NFL quarterback
Kordell Stewart uses.

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It's filled with schedules
and to-do lists.

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Like right here, it says,
"Get Emery's toothpicks."

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And, uh, ooh, here I made a note
that Wednesday afternoon,

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you and I have the whole house
to ourselves...

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for four minutes.

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[ Chuckling ] Louis.

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And you know
I only need two.

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[ Chuckling ] Louis.

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Shall I pencil you in...
twice?

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Oh, Louis.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Our Week in Review
is a great system.

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I love how we're a team.

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Me too.
Team Lessica!

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[ Chuckles ]

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Jouis?

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I'll keep thinking.

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--Captions by VITAC--

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♪ Fresh off the boat

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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪

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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪

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♪ Fresh off the boat

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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪

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♪ But I know where I'm goin'

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♪ I'm fresh off the boat

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[ School bell rings ]

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[ Scoffs ]
Dude, Mr. G sucks!

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He marked all of these
answers wrong

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just because
I didn't show my work.

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What happened
to being mysterious?

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Let it go, man.

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I need everybody focused on the
student-faculty basketball game.

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There's a pizza party
on the line,

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and I do not want a repeat
of last year.

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Mmm!Mmm!
Mmm!Mmm!

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So good.

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-Mmm.
-Mmm!

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-Mm-mm-mmm!
-Mmm!

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I wish you could taste
how good this is.

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Mmm!Mmm!
Mmm!Mmm!

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Mmm!
-Mmm!

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This year,
I want victory...and pizza.

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Why do you get
to be coach?

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Take a lap.

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Don't worry, coach.

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We're gonna win.

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I got mad skills.

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I'm sorry.

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Were you playing basketball
or trying to do the "Macarena"?

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Sidebar -- Bar Mitzvah season
is approaching.

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May I suggest that we all
brush up on our "Macarenas"?

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But I just mastered
the "Tootsee Roll."

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-"Mastered" is generous.
-Better than you.

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I'm a little white kid
flirting with scoliosis.

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That's your bar?

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Looking good.

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♪♪

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So, this is
the broker's magazine

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we need to get the house
listed in.

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Shouldn't Grandma Huang
be here?

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I mean, she's an investor
in the property, too.

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She said she had a previously
scheduled appointment.

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[ Crowd chanting]Jerry! Jerry!

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Jerry! Jerry! Jer--

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So, the deadline
to get into the next issue

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is Friday at 5:00 p.m.

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How about I write the copy
and take the pictures

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and you stage the house?

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Great.
Staging is my specialty.

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I used to help
the Tampa Police Department

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re-create crime scenes.

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[ Door closes ]Louis: Don't mind me.
I know you're working.

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I had to run some errands

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and thought I would surprise
my favorite ladies

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with some lunch.

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Louis, thank you.

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Honey: [ Chuckling ]
That is so sweet.

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We're so lucky to have
such supportive husbands.

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Mm.
Honey.

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You know where my shirt
with the blue flowers is?

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Yes, it's in the pile that's
got to go to the cleaners.

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But I was gonna wear it to lunch
at the club today.

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Well, I've been really busy
with the investment property...

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...which, of course
[chuckles] you know

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because you've been
so supportive,

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which is why you're happy

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to take the shirt
to the cleaners yourself?

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Yeah.

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I guess I'll just cancel.
[ Chuckles ]

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♪♪

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What is this?

119
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Oh, my homework's on the back,
Mr. G.

120
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My mom likes
to recycle paper.

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She wrote a note
on the bottom.

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Jessica: "Dear Teacher,
Paper is paper."

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Excuses from your mom

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aren't gonna help you
on the basketball court.

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Hold up.
You're on the faculty team?

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Hey, Trent,
we can cancel practice!

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Ooh!Ooh!
Ooh!Ooh!

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You would want
to cancel practice.

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I know you don't like
to work.

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You certainly don't like
to show it.

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Ooh!Ooh!
Ooh!Ooh!

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Well, I heard you don't like
to show up,

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like for your son's birth.

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Heard you missed that.

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Oh, no, he didn't!Aw, shoot!

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Ohhhhhh!

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I was a little late.

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By the time you could see
the head, I was in the room!

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But it's cool.
It -- It's totally cool.

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You know what? You even score
on me, one basket --

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no homework for the whole class
for the rest of the year.

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-Whoa!
-Aw, man!

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♪ Hey, Macarena

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And if I don't score on you,
you can give me double homework.

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-[ Gasps ]
-What?

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Deal.

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Eddie,
what were you thinking?

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He's a grown man.

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He drives an Explorer,
Eddie Bauer edition.

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Guys, relax.
I got this.

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That doesn't count.
I had an itch.

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[ Sighs ]

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Dude, stop.

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"For each property description,
we charge 19 cents per word."

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[ Whistles ]
Steep.

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"House good. You buy."

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You know,

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this is that four-minute window
Wednesday afternoon

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we have the whole house
to ourselves.

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Louis.

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[ Both giggle ]

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I've been so efficient
because of my wristband,

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I even had time to pick us
up a French CD.

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♪ Je t'aime♪

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♪ Je t'aime,
oui, je t'aime♪

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So extravagant.

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I got it on loan
from the library.

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[ Laughing ]
Oh, Louis!

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No!

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Keep it on.

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[ Door opens ]Oh.

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[ Music stops ]Eddie!

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It's the middle of the day.
What are you doing here?

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They sent me home.

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I have lice!

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[ Dramatic chord plays ]

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-Lice?
-It's going around school.

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The nurse said I had it

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and I couldn't come back
until it was gone.

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We didn't come to this country
so our son could get lice.

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It's so awesome.

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I can't go to school,
which means I can't play

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in the student-faculty
basketball game.

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Lice?

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Oh, here.
The nurse gave me this pamphlet.

186
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It has all the info you need.

187
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Uh, uh,
just put it on the table.

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Back away. Go.

189
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"A Parent's Guide to Lice."

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Okay, uh, first, we have to get
a special shampoo.

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Lice.

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We also have to vacuum, wash,
and disinfect

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anything Eddie has touched
in the past 24 hours -- Ugh --

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and, uh, anything he will
come into contact with.

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I have a better idea.

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[ Dramatic chord plays ]

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Well, this obviously throws
a wrench in things,

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but we can do this.

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Jessica: I bet he got lice
from sleeping over at Dave's.

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All that orange soda
made his blood sweet,
and then the lice came.

201
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I don't think drinking soda
gives you lice.

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You're telling me

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lice see an innocent child
in a dirty home

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drinking a sweet soda
and they don't want in on that?

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Lice live for that.

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They're the pedophiles
of the insect world.

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Well, it doesn't matter
how he got it.

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We have to get rid of it,
which is why...

209
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One is for everyday scheduling.
One is for tackling lice.

210
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Okay.
Now, I'll get
the treatment shampoo,

211
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and I know you were
supposed to take photos

212
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of the flip house today,
but maybe you could send Honey.

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[ Speaking Chinese ]

214
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Ma, it's the '90s.
We're a team.

215
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Okay. So, the instruction sheet
also says no hugs.

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Hugs are a surefire way
to transmit lice.

217
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Also, all stuffed animals need
to be isolated for 24 hours.

218
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Well, at least Eddie
doesn't play with
stuffed animals anymore.

219
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I have lice.

220
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[ Dramatic chord plays ]It's spreading!

221
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Eddie is like the monkey
from "Outbreak."

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Bao-bao.

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My baby.

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[ Dramatic chord plays ]

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

226
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I'm sorry.

227
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The needs of the many outweigh
the needs of the few.

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[ Evan shrieks ]

229
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At least poke air holes
in the top.

230
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You mean lice doors?
No.

231
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Evan, quit your yapping.

232
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:04,979
Mom's got it all wrong.

233
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Being homeless is awesome.

234
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This is terrible.

235
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Come on.

236
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Won't it be nice to take
a little break from school?

237
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It's like you don't
even know me.

238
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,815
What's going on?

239
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We have lice.

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[ Dramatic chord plays ]

241
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,080
Wait.
How come I don't have lice?

242
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I mean, how do you not want
to be up in this?

243
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[ Whoosh! ][ Funky music plays ]

244
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Lice are straight fools.

245
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Hey, Sharlene.
Remember what we talked about?

246
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How I got to stop
following you home

247
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and looking through
your bedroom window?

248
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It's just a simple tip
on how to be a good friend.

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Thanks, Emery.

250
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[ Whispering ]
I love you.

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[ Knock on window ]Emery,
stay away from them!

252
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They are diseased!

253
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Hey, Dad, did you remember
my toothpicks?

254
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Oh, shoot!

255
00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,720
Ah, it's right there
in the crack.

256
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,462
What if the H.O.A.
finds out about this?

257
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,072
They already know
I'm scared of the dark.

258
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:57,727
This is too many skeletons
in my closet.

259
00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,904
Calm down.
Having lice is great.

260
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,471
You get to hang out
with your big bro.

261
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,821
You get to spend all day
outside --

262
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:08,782
Uhp, wiener's ready!

263
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,219
Hey, Em-dog, can you go inside
and throw me out some ketchup?

264
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,699
I want to douse my Hebrew.

265
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:17,268
♪♪

266
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,669
Eddie, Evan, okay,

267
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,540
we just need to put
this shampoo in your hair,

268
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,020
and lice will be gone
tomorrow.

269
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,369
But the basketball game's
tomorrow!

270
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,544
That's too soon!

271
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,372
Let's do it!
Team Jess-ouis!

272
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,287
I'll keep thinking.

273
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,812
♪ Well, it's the M-I crooked
letter coming around the South ♪

274
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,248
♪ Rolling
straight Hammers and Vogues ♪

275
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,250
♪ In that old Southern slouch

276
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,731
♪ Ain't nothing
but incense in my atmosphere ♪

277
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:45,862
♪ I'm bending corners
in my 'Llac, boy ♪

278
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,603
♪ 'Cause that's how
we be rolling here ♪

279
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,736
♪ Deep, the slang is in effect
because it's Georgia ♪

280
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,694
♪ Kicking the khakis
and Adidas ♪

281
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,391
♪ Packing yo' heaters
cause you s'posed to, cousin ♪

282
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,698
♪ Catfish and grits
is how my flow flow ♪

283
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,178
Don't you die on me!

284
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,354
♪ But them 50 bottles
got to go ♪

285
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,399
♪ See, juice and gin used to be
my friend from the beginnin' ♪

286
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,879
♪ And now I'm just a player

287
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,576
♪ Sipping sauce
every now and then ♪

288
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,753
♪ My heat is in the trunk
along with that quad knock ♪

289
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,929
♪ No, my heart
don't pump no Kool-Aid ♪

290
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,147
♪ Jump and you'll get
you sprayed ♪

291
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,061
♪ Who raise yo' block

292
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,976
♪ The one and only Outkast

293
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,066
♪ Many are slow then fast, and
I continue blasting swiftly ♪

294
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,373
♪ They ain't gon' get me,
got something fo' em ♪

295
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,635
♪ The devil up in yo grill

296
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,854
♪ And you still
don't even know 'em ♪

297
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,638
♪ Show 'em, who's the OK

298
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,074
♪ Like collard greens
and hoecakes ♪

299
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,989
♪ I got soul, that's something
that you ain't got ♪

300
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:26,903
♪ That's why...

301
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,732
Ahh.
All clear.

302
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,125
Yes!

303
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,909
Ugh! Lice!

304
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,606
Yes!
Ugh.
I don't understand.

305
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,957
How come the treatment worked
on Evan and not on you?

306
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,089
Guess lice just can't
get enough,

307
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,613
can't get enough
of this Eddie stuff.

308
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:46,662
Wait, no, Big Red,
keep your distance!

309
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,403
Eddie is diseased!

310
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:54,975
[ Glass thuds ]

311
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,585
Mr. G says
the bet is still on.

312
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,804
No way!

313
00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,110
If I can't play in the game,
the bet is off.

314
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:03,113
That's not how he sees it,
and he just upped the ante.

315
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,681
Now, I heard that Eddie's
gonna miss

316
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,465
the student-faculty
basketball game today

317
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,424
because of "lice."

318
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,949
Maybe he'll be magically cured
once he finds out,

319
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,777
if he doesn't show up,

320
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,998
I'm gonna give all of you
double homework.

321
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,695
[ Indistinct shouting ]

322
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,175
May I go to the bathroom?

323
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,742
I walked straight here.

324
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,051
The sharp part
kept stabbing me in the butt.

325
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,400
He can't give the whole class
double homework.

326
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,140
That wasn't the bet.

327
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,925
Well, he is,

328
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,187
and if you don't show up
after school

329
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,666
and score a basket on him,

330
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,972
those lice will be the only
friends you have left.

331
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,585
I got to get back
before home ec.

332
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,849
We're making beignets.

333
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:51,422
So, these are the photos I took
of the flip house.

334
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,688
You can't see the house.

335
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,995
I know.
Cool, right?

336
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,215
It's the suggestion
of house.

337
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,870
I was going
for a feeling.

338
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,917
I mean, isn't it more
interesting to create a feeling?

339
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,878
Or, if you want,
we can retake them

340
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,315
and do pictures that actually
show the house.

341
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,925
Let's do that.

342
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,753
That's a great idea,
Honey.

343
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,408
Um, how's it going
with the lice?

344
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,975
It's awful.

345
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,238
Just hearing the word "lice"
makes me want to scratch.

346
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,239
Oh.

347
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,110
Yeah.
It's been like this all day.

348
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,677
I mean, I know it's just
in my mind, but...

349
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,901
Man, those conventioneers
made me feel dumb.

350
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,121
Like I'm the only person
to ever confuse the NCAA

351
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,253
with the NAACP.

352
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,689
I have lice.

353
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,951
[ Dramatic chord plays ]

354
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,910
Lice?
Parents can get lice?

355
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,302
That wasn't
in the pamphlet.

356
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,435
I need you to get me
the treatment shampoo.

357
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,438
Then we need to vacuum and wash
everything all over again.

358
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,788
Plus, now we have to do
the sheets in our room.

359
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,009
Also, I still have to take
pictures of the flip hou--

360
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,750
What --
What are these for?

361
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,013
I'm out.

362
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:06,541
What do you mean, you're out?
Louis, I thought we were a team!

363
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,978
And I appreciate that...
but I'm out.

364
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,288
Ma, please!

365
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,029
[ Sighs ]
I'm going to Honey and Marvin's.

366
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,291
You're leaving?

367
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,596
Well,
Eddie gave it to Evan.

368
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,163
Evan gave it to you.

369
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,904
It's only a matter of time
before you give it to me,

370
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:22,949
and that can't happen.

371
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,515
I have to provide
for this family.

372
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,126
I run a business.
So do I.

373
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,171
Well...

374
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,000
Are you saying your career
is more important than mine?

375
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,697
Well...
Okay, I see.

376
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,178
So, you're fine
supporting my career

377
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,572
as long as it doesn't get
in the way of yours.

378
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,922
I support your career.
I babysit the kids all the time.

379
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,056
It's not babysitting
if they're your kids.

380
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,622
Well, this week,
I did the laundry.

381
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,146
I vacuumed.

382
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,625
I even remembered
Emery's toothpicks.

383
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,106
That's just being a parent.

384
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,108
Well, I'm not blaming you
they got lice.

385
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,196
Why would you blame me?!

386
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,113
Well, I mean,
you're the mother.

387
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,506
And you're the father.

388
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,115
Exactly.

389
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,943
"Exactly" what?!

390
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,076
Louis,
I thought we were a team.

391
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:06,427
And I appreciate that...
but I'm out.

392
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,994
[ Door opens ]

393
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,917
[ Cheers and applause ]

394
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,183
Defense! Defense!

395
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,575
[ Cheers and applause ]

396
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,837
Time out!

397
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,187
[ Whistle blows ]

398
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,666
I don't even know
why we're playing.

399
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,668
Even if we win, we still
get double math homework

400
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,235
because Eddie didn't score
a basket.

401
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,976
We're doing it
for the pizza, Dave.

402
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,152
Or have you forgotten what
this game is really about?

403
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,242
Principal Hunter's
playing dirty.

404
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,679
He keeps pinching my arm
when no one's looking.

405
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,246
Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!

406
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,161
Not a foul
if the ref doesn't call it.

407
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:48,121
Mmm! Pizza!

408
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,167
My slice is so big,
I got to fold it in half.

409
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:54,040
I ate so much pizza,
now I have to make more.

410
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,824
[ Sighs ]

411
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,392
[ Hums ]

412
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,268
[ Chuckles ]

413
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,617
Heard there was a game today.

414
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,444
♪ Yeah

415
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,359
Eddie!

416
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,621
You got rid of your lice!

417
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,058
Nah.
I still have it.

418
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,063
He can't be here.
He has lice.

419
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,151
Then go remove him
from the gym.

420
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,891
I'm not going near him.

421
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,720
I have a date tonight.
I shaved and everything.

422
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,680
Well, I'm not doing it.
I have horses.

423
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,465
I wasn't about to let you guys
get double homework.

424
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,598
You could have come before
there were six seconds left.

425
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,382
You know I like to make
an entrance.

426
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,253
Hit it!

427
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,183
Okay. Hit it!

428
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,882
♪ Partna,
let's go half on a sack ♪

429
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:57,059
♪ I got five on it

430
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,148
♪ Grab your 4,
let's get keyed ♪

431
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,064
♪ I got five on it

432
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,979
♪ Messing with that indo weed

433
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,111
Let's do this.

434
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,895
♪ I got five on it

435
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,115
Walter, just pass me the ball
and stand back.

436
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,424
Hey, I'm not afraid
of you or lice.

437
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,209
Once you miss
the birth of your son,

438
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,340
you're not afraid
of anything.

439
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,168
I'm gonna drive
to the hole.

440
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,343
Bring it.

441
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,910
♪ Till the joint be burning
my hand ♪

442
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:22,954
[ Grunts ]

443
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,695
[ Gasps ]

444
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:25,870
[ Cheers and applause ]♪ To burn slow

445
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,177
♪ So the ashes won't be
burning up my hand, bro ♪

446
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,310
♪ Hoochies can hit, but they
know they got to pitch in ♪

447
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,094
But you said you were gonna
drive to the hole.

448
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,098
That's a technical foul
for lying! Come on, Carl!

449
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:39,014
♪ Hell no, you better bring
your own spliff, chief ♪

450
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,103
♪ What's up?
Don't babysit that... ♪

451
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,672
[ Crowd shrieking ]

452
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,370
I'm a businessman
who runs a restaurant.

453
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,371
I had no choice
but to leave.

454
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,155
Absolutely.

455
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,895
You know, between us,

456
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,289
this whole "men and women
sharing the workload,"

457
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,987
"it's the '90s" business --
I give it 10 years, tops.

458
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,250
[ Both laugh ]

459
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,121
Well, I mean,
I'm fine chipping in,

460
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,470
pulling my weight --I know. I know.

461
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,951
Y-You're good at the talk.
Me too.

462
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,692
Coming, dear!

463
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,563
Honey: What?
See?

464
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,348
[ Chuckles ]

465
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,350
Ah, sure is different
from our generation, huh?

466
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,742
[ Both laugh ]

467
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,136
Hey, why don't I mix us up
some Gin Rickeys?

468
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,269
Remember at the start of the war
how we used to kick those back?

469
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,706
[ Both laugh ]

470
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,229
I'm not sure
I was even born then.

471
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,756
Aw, poor Jessica.
I feel so bad for her.

472
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,324
I know.
Lice is the worst.

473
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,196
I'm sure that's why
you guys agreed

474
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,284
that it's better
for you to come here

475
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,937
so you don't
get it yourself.

476
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,156
Yeah. Yeah.

477
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,158
I mean, there's no sense
in us both getting lice.

478
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,291
I mean,
you run a business.
Thank you.

479
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,075
And she's a Realtor.

480
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,164
And she takes care
of three kids,

481
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,297
your mom,
the investment property.

482
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,994
She runs the house,

483
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,953
gets the kids off to school,
makes dinner every night.

484
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,260
Oh, man.
Dinner's pesky.

485
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,348
Dinner always gets me.

486
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,437
She really does a lot,
doesn't she?

487
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,743
Well, I mean,
she's able to

488
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,614
because you're there
to support her.

489
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,486
That's why you guys
are such a great team.

490
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,620
Marvin: Coming, dear!

491
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,622
Why does he keep
doing that?

492
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,581
He never comes.

493
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,761
Stop.
You don't have to do that.

494
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,329
What are you doing here?
I thought you were out.

495
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,548
What's that?

496
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,071
Just open it.

497
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,209
I went
to your investment property

498
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,255
and I re-took the pictures
for the broker's magazine

499
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,778
so you can still make
your deadline.

500
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,867
I can see the house.

501
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,434
[ Exhales sharply ]
That's all I wanted --

502
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,826
pictures where you can see
the house!

503
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,355
New sheets?

504
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,052
We're burning
the old ones.

505
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,880
Neither of us should have to do
any more laundry tonight.

506
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,362
I'm sorry.

507
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,713
I guess I'm not as evolved
as I thought I was.

508
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,106
I don't want to just say
we're a team.

509
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,891
I want us to actually
be equal partners.

510
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,109
Me too.

511
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,372
[ Chuckles ]

512
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,677
Come here,
Team Jessi-Lou.

513
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,418
That's not bad.
[ Chuckles ]

514
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,638
It's like a country girl
who has sex too young.

515
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:05,726
Mm.

516
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,295
No, you can't hug me.
I have lice.

517
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,081
Then we'll have lice
together.

518
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,474
[ Chuckles ]

519
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,958
Louis,
I just want you to know

520
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,917
that if you get lice,

521
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,397
I'm putting you outside
with Eddie.

522
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,398
I know.
I've always known.

523
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,314
[ Sighs ]

524
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,490
Emery:
Mom, Dad, come here!

525
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,146
Let's do this, Clyde.

526
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,974
♪♪

527
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,280
You got this, buddy.

528
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,673
There we go!You got it, Clyde!

529
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,326
Come on, Clyde!Oh!

530
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,631
Yes! Yay!Ah!

531
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,763
I knew
he could do it!

532
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,460
-Whoo-hoo!
-You did it, Clyde.

533
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,896
[ Knock on window ]

534
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,168
Mmm.
This pizza is so good.

535
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,866
This sucks.

536
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,868
Boo!

537
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:04,437
Man, Eddie, you really
came through...in a pinch.

538
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,568
[ Scoffs ]

539
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,440
How'd you pull off
that crazy fake?

540
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:08,919
And then sink
a 3-pointer?

541
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,573
I don't know.

542
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,184
Maybe the lice shampoo
gave me superpowers,

543
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,229
like Spider-Man.

544
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,970
This could be my origin story!

545
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:24,195
[ Basketball bounces ]

546
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,023
[ Sighs ]

547
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,374
I'm probably still learning
how to harness my powers.

548
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,157
Hmm.