1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:04,004 ** 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,307 Mom, why'd you get us the same backpacks? 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,309 [ Door closes ] 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,379 We look like our aunt just found out about sewing machines. 5 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,547 They were on sale -- four for one. 6 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,586 Look, mom, we took a career test at school today. 7 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,489 It tells us what job is a good fit for our personality. 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,757 It's my job to tell you that. 9 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,060 Your school has no business -- 10 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,928 Surgeon General, very good, Evan. 11 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,097 Dang, fool. 12 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,699 Even by Chinese standards, you're a nerd. 13 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,368 My backpack doesn't agree with you. 14 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,370 Just ignore him, baby. 15 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:39,707 Soon you will be a doctor with the power of the military. 16 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:45,012 No one expects a coup from the Surgeon General. 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,780 But he'd just be overthrowing Emery, 18 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:50,184 who I'm sure got preside-- Flight attendant? 19 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:53,187 I like travel, snacks, and being helpful. 20 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,223 It checks all the boxes. 21 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:58,392 Oh, flight attendants don't even get a seat on the plane. 22 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:02,062 They walk back and forth pushing a cart. 23 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,997 They're the homeless of the sky! 24 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,900 Sir, your lab results are in. 25 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:09,403 Your diagnosis -- butt face. 26 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,374 -- Captions by VITAC -- 27 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,575 * Fresh off the boat 28 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,210 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 29 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,379 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 30 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,713 * Fresh off the boat 31 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:22,082 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 32 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,551 * But I know where I'm goin' 33 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,120 * I'm fresh off the boat 34 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,959 Here, let me help you. 35 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,594 It's okay, I got it. 36 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,265 Here you got, grandma. 37 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,966 [ Bell dings ] 38 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:41,502 I see you have a magazine. 39 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,936 May I help you with your soda? 40 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:50,010 [ Air hisses ] 41 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,380 Everyone, come on. The Super Bowl is on. 42 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,951 But the Super Bowl isn't until the end of the month. 43 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,853 It's the Asian Super Bowl. 44 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,755 Michael Chang is in the Australian Open. 45 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,491 We are witnessing history. 46 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,698 Mm. I prefer Pete Sampras. 47 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,999 No way! 48 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,268 How can you not be a member of the Chang Gang? 49 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,270 [ Applause ] MAN: 14. 50 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:19,006 I had these made. [ Chuckles ] 51 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:22,443 You boys are so lucky to have an Asian pro athlete to look up to. 52 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,877 It's way more than what I had. 53 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,679 [ Indistinct conversations ] 54 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,515 [ Crowd cheering ] [ Whistle blows ] 55 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,185 Ooh! Hell yeah, Jin-Ho! 56 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:32,720 That was a flagrant takedown. 57 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,789 Way to ref-er-ee! [ Laughs ] 58 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,326 Yeah, way to dominate with the rules. 59 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,394 [ Laughs ] 60 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,130 He's Asian. 61 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,899 He got the call wrong, but you always support your own. 62 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,503 EDDIE: How are their socks longer than their shorts? 63 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:50,471 I'm out. 64 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,672 Are you joking? 65 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,141 This is the greatest game known to mankind. 66 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,344 It is a sport that is both aggressive and elegant, 67 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,511 just like your mother. 68 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,848 [ Scoffs ] 69 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,217 I have a question. 70 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,719 Great. A question from a real fan. 71 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,755 Why is tennis so boring? 72 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,390 They keep taking about Grand Slams, 73 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,659 but I don't see pancakes anywhere. 74 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,061 And why are the balls and the court green? 75 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,429 Seems like a design flaw. 76 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,664 You know what? Just leave. 77 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,565 Okay! 78 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,770 Ace! Go, Chang. Whoo! 79 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,204 MAN: Well, Betsy, if you take a look 80 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,240 at the leaders in tournament wins and prize money, 81 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,008 Michael Chang is right up there. 82 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,443 He's earned millions of dollars. 83 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,544 15-Love. 84 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,446 Scoring system is based on love. 85 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,284 Hey, would you be interested in learning how to play? 86 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,085 Yes. Yes. 87 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,556 [ Groans ] 88 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,858 Why does this homework look so hard? 89 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,428 Oh, it's Evan's. 90 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,929 Grabbed the wrong backpack. 91 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,864 Ain't that some bunk, G-Dubs? 92 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,466 ** 93 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:01,074 "Get me my Pogs or else"? 94 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:07,080 I think I accidentally got the remedial homework. 95 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,516 What's up with this? 96 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,818 Are you getting picked on? 97 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:14,054 This kid at school keeps bugging me for my Pogs. 98 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,256 See, this only happens to nerds. 99 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,658 Thank you for your help. 100 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,627 Why didn't you come to me? This is my thing. 101 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,094 All you got to do with mean kids 102 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,430 is make yourself big like a bear. 103 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,899 You look constipated. 104 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:26,967 Whatever, man. 105 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,069 Nobody's gonna step to this. 106 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,137 Give it a try. 107 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,171 I don't know. 108 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,573 Come on. 109 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,675 Just arch your back, stick out your chest, 110 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,044 stand on your toes, and give me your hardest look. 111 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,582 Like this? 112 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,083 No. 113 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,919 ** 114 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,155 Let me help you carry your tennis stuff, mom. 115 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,256 Oh, that's okay. 116 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,791 That's for being a flight attendant, 117 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:51,825 not for tennis. 118 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,461 Don't be silly. I'm just helping. 119 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,429 Give it. Give it back! 120 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,764 Okay. 121 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,799 It looks like we all have tennis fever. 122 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,334 I'll coach him on his serve. 123 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,370 Why don't you return anything that makes it over the net? 124 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,007 Okay, Emery. 125 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,942 Tennis -- at its core, 126 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,379 it's about discipline, sportsmanship, style. 127 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,013 JESSICA: Hurry up! 128 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:16,016 Michael Chang started at age 6. We're already behind. 129 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,052 Jessica, he needs to learn the "why" before the "how." 130 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,158 Sorry. 131 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,494 Don't apologize. 132 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,728 Okay, sorry. 133 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,330 Uh, how did you know how to do that? 134 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,999 I'm just doing what I saw on TV. 135 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,000 Is that okay? 136 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,168 Uh, yeah. Here. Do it again. 137 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:44,144 Wow. He's really got a smooth swing. 138 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,415 Oh, thank -- hey, you look familiar. 139 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,817 You're that bank teller who never has any singles. 140 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,387 Uh, Jessica, that's Billie Jean King, 141 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,222 one of the greatest tennis players of all time 142 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,090 after Michael Chang. 143 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,892 Well, actually, I was much, much better than Michael Chang 144 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,562 by every possible career measurement. 145 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,863 Hmm. 146 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,765 Uh, what are you doing in Orlando? 147 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,401 Oh, I have to be down here 183 days a year 148 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:08,736 for tax purposes. 149 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,603 Hmm. 150 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:10,871 You know, he's a natural. 151 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,673 [ Louis and Jessica chuckle ] 152 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,408 I think you could really go far. 153 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,009 Really? Yes. 154 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,278 [ Chuckles ] 155 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,549 Hey, Tennis! I'd like to buy all the lessons! 156 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,216 They're $45 an hour. 157 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,352 I want to buy one of the lessons for Louis, 158 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,120 then he can teach Emery all of the lessons. 159 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:27,921 [ Chuckles ] 160 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,562 Emery has a gift for tennis. 161 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,129 We could do father-son tournaments. 162 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,297 Flight attendant, my ass. 163 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,632 He'll get sports scholarships. 164 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,200 I'll be his coach. 165 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,869 I could pass my skills onto him, and he to his son. 166 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,236 He could just win prize money, 167 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,905 and then he'll just buy an election. 168 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,640 One day, he'll defeat me on the court. 169 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,875 We won't speak for years, 170 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,143 but we'll make up when I'm on my death bed. 171 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:53,146 I bought this book on child sports prodigies. 172 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,315 Most of them grew up an only child. 173 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,387 Grab your essentials. Emery's moving into your room. 174 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,655 What? Why? 175 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,457 So he doesn't have to share a bunk with Evan. 176 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,626 He needs to get proper rest without distractions. 177 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,961 Don't worry. It's not forever. 178 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,930 It's just while Emery is training, 179 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,265 and he will always be training. 180 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,502 I heard that. You're like three feet away. 181 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,069 Why wouldn't I hear that? 182 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,437 ** 183 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,006 Hello, Eddie. 184 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,075 The top bunk is mine. 185 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,111 Let's go over the BMA. 186 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,779 Bunk Mate Agreement? 187 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,181 They're ground rules for living in my space. 188 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,117 Rule 1 -- 189 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,520 do not rearrange the star stickers on the ceiling. 190 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,822 They're set for the equinox. 191 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,625 That's Rule 1? 192 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,960 Rule 2 -- if I get stuck in my shirt, 193 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,995 you will help me remove my shirt. 194 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,131 A "G" and a nerd sharing a room. 195 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,799 It's like "The Odd Couple" up in here. 196 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:49,202 Rule 3 -- you may only use references I understand. 197 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,971 -It doesn't say that. -It does. 198 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,675 Okay, so, how'd it go with that mean kid at school? 199 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,009 -Did you get big? -I did. 200 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,477 -Did it work? -It didn't. 201 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,879 What happened? 202 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,381 The kid is a fifth-grader who knows that trick. 203 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,650 I don't know what to do. 204 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,217 [ Sighs ] 205 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:07,220 If anyone's gonna pick on you, it's gonna be me. 206 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,789 Guess I have to regulate. 207 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,223 ** 208 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,525 Hello? 209 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,827 Remember? Rule 2? 210 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,565 [ Snap!'s "The Power" plays ] 211 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,836 * I've got the power 212 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,745 * I've got the power Whoo-hoo-hoo! 213 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,313 Yeah! 214 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,648 Sorry. 215 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:38,218 * Hey, yeah 216 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,054 Dumplings are for athletes. 217 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,322 * Front to back Go. 218 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,357 * In this thing called rap 219 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,493 * Dig it like a shovel, rhyme devil on a heavenly level * 220 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,361 * Bang the bass, turn up the treble * 221 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,764 * Radical mind day and night all the time * 222 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,566 * Seven, fourteen, wise, divine * 223 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,035 * Maniac, brainiac, winning the game * 224 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,605 * I'm the lyrical Jesse James 225 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,908 [ Cheers and applause ] 226 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,112 My son is the one blasting aces. 227 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,781 Let us know if there's something you want him to endorse. 228 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,250 * Copy written lyrics so they can't be stolen * 229 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,019 * If they are, snap 230 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,621 * Don't need the police to try to save them * 231 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,559 * Or I will attack, and you don't want that * 232 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,235 * It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic * 233 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,470 * It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic * 234 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,640 * It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic * Tagging in. 235 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,742 * It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic * 236 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,744 * It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic * 237 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,445 * It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic * 238 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,714 [ Screams ] [ Cheers and applause ] 239 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:45,953 Sorry! 240 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,802 * I've got the power 241 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,609 MAN: Chang blows a forehand past Becker. 242 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,780 Things are heating up in the finals of the Australian Open. 243 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,447 That's right, Chang. Tire him out. 244 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,349 Chang will win because he works hard, 245 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,285 and hard work always pays off. 246 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,687 Mm-hmm. [ Chuckles ] 247 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,254 You got this, baby. 248 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,791 You stand on the shoulders of Jin-Ho. Yes. 249 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,961 [ Gasps ] 250 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:29,997 No! 251 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,932 Game, set, match -- Becker. 252 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,634 Ohh! Aah! 253 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:37,504 [ Applause ] 254 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,843 Well, at least he lost to the best. 255 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,012 You see, Emery, the life lesson here is -- 256 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,014 Chang didn't work hard enough. 257 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,016 Second place is just the last to lose. 258 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,684 No. 259 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,885 The life lesson here is 260 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,221 anything that happens in Australia doesn't count. 261 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,024 [ School bell rings ] 262 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,859 [ Warren G's "Regulate" plays ] 263 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,529 * Regulators 264 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,364 * Mount up 265 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,900 * It was a clear black night, a clear white moon * 266 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,569 * Warren G was on the streets, tryin' to consume * 267 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,339 * Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk * 268 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,374 * Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone * 269 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,010 * Just hit the Eastside of the LBC * 270 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,412 * On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G * 271 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,815 * Seen a car full of girls, ain't no need to tweak * 272 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,917 Sorry I can't hang with you, boo. 273 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,685 Got to take care of some business. 274 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,354 Oh, okay. 275 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,256 I was gonna tell you there's an ice cream truck outside. 276 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,658 Rumor has it they're running a special on Bomb Pops. 277 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,926 * The rhythm is the bass 278 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,194 [ Fast-mo ] * And the bass is treble 279 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,596 * Chords, strings, we brings melody * 280 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,500 What's that? 281 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,069 A schedule for Emery's training. 282 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,039 What about school? 283 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,775 All this will be in addition to school. 284 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,042 It will go tennis then school, 285 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,610 school and tennis until he's the best. 286 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,280 Okay, you're going a little overboard with this whole thing. 287 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,281 Thank you. 288 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:57,084 No, no. It's too much, Jessica. 289 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,551 I'm glad Emery's good at tennis, 290 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,187 but let's have a little perspective. 291 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,254 He's only 10 years old. 292 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,090 You're right. 293 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,958 I've made a mistake. 294 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,294 [ Door closes ] 295 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,797 We have to fire your father. 296 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,064 Okay. 297 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,534 Why didn't you get a Bomb Pop, man? 298 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,903 I don't eat our nation's colors. 299 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,105 ** 300 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,672 Regulators, look. 301 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,976 We got here just in time. 302 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,878 Nobody stop me! 303 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,413 Hold up. 304 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,248 This is the game plan. 305 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,218 We're gonna roll up and be like, bla-ow, but with our faces. 306 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,021 And then that kid will know. 307 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,627 Yo! 308 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,395 [ Record scratches ] 309 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,965 What?! This is who's bugging you? 310 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,967 That's her all right. Get her! 311 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,269 Ugh, why are you taking Evan's Pogs? 312 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,105 I haven't been taking them. I've been winning them. 313 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,007 He owes me big time. 314 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,976 Wait, I thought you just collected Pogs. 315 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:56,944 It's a game, too? 316 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,145 Yeah, man. 317 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,980 You throw a slammer at a stack of Pogs. 318 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,781 Whichever Pogs land face up you get to keep. 319 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,483 I'm not trying to understand this, Dave. 320 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,785 How did you lose Pogs you don't even have? 321 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,320 Stacey loaned me some. 322 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,156 I'm on a cold streak, but I'll pay her back. 323 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,523 Let's go another round. I'm good for it. 324 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,624 Pile them up, Stacey! 325 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,827 I think he has a problem. 326 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,495 Are you afraid, Stacey? 327 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,430 Are you afraid of my Pog hand? 328 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,798 Because you should be! 329 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,002 ** 330 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,770 Now, your final match is coming up, 331 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,505 and I need to discuss something important with you. 332 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,773 Hairstyle. 333 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,676 Dad, I think we can all agree 334 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,712 we want me to be the best tennis player I can be. 335 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,214 Exactly. We'll go with curls. 336 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,117 Which is why in order for me to get to the next level, 337 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,886 we have to make a coaching change. 338 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,688 Are you firing me? 339 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:42,822 Sorry. 340 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,224 Did you put him up to this? 341 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,225 Yes. 342 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,627 Emery, I'm so proud of you 343 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,030 for having the courage to fire your father 344 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,464 so you can achieve excellence. 345 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,401 A flight attendant wouldn't have the eggs to do that. 346 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,402 Thanks, mom. 347 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,336 You're fired, too. 348 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,804 What? 349 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,839 You've been a little distracting at my matches. 350 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,374 Out. 351 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,842 In! 352 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:03,843 Fault. 353 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,545 Are you blind? 354 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,080 Here, take these. 355 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,849 They will help... with your blindness. 356 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,322 You have to come down eventually. 357 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,326 I just get fired up because I want to see you win. 358 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,395 I think we can all agree we want me to be the best -- 359 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,431 Don't give me that speech. I wrote that speech. 360 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,199 I give you that speech. 361 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,668 Wait, if I'm not going to coach you, who is? 362 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,503 We can't afford a ton of lessons. 363 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,739 Actually, I found someone who will do it for free. 364 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,541 BILLIE JEAN: Hi, folks. 365 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:38,278 I promise I'll coach your boy as if he were my own son. 366 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,948 Let's go, you little puke. 367 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,615 Bye, mom. Bye, dad. 368 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,484 See you at dinner. 369 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,955 We've been checkmated, Louis. 370 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,822 Checkmated at tennis. 371 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,097 I can't believe you lied to me. 372 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,698 I thought you were getting picked on. 373 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,300 I'm addicted, okay? 374 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,435 I'm addicted to playing Pogs. 375 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,571 I don't even get what you see in that noise. 376 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,074 I love the thrill of taking risks, 377 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,608 laying it all on the line. 378 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,944 But I know I've gone too far. 379 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,612 So you know what you have to do? 380 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,047 Steal money from mom's purse. 381 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,583 Shut up! You crazy?! Mom might hear you! 382 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,285 And I know when to do it, too. 383 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,621 She sleeps heavy after she eats Mexican food, 384 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,057 so I just have to wait until it's burrito Thursday. 385 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,426 Dang, that's cold. 386 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,728 You're not a nerd. You're a lowercase "g." 387 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,930 Look, I respect the thought, 388 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,633 but you'd probably get mom's decoy purse anyways. 389 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,801 Don't worry. 390 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,137 I know how to get Stacey off your back. 391 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,471 EMERY: [ Grunting ] 392 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,540 [ Tennis ball bouncing ] 393 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,510 [ Sighs ] 394 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,115 Well, it's good 395 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,118 that Emery is taking his training so seriously. 396 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,485 BILLIE JEAN: Great work. 397 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,821 Now treat yourself to 15 laps around the block. 398 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,156 [ Whistle blows ] 399 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,159 Billie Jean disguises punishment as treats. 400 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,927 She gets it. 401 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,097 I'm not exactly thrilled we got fired. 402 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,966 [ Sighs ] But Emery is embracing tennis, 403 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,269 and he's learning from the best. 404 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,271 We both got what we wanted. 405 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,340 I'm glad we're on the same page. 406 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,008 No, we're not. 407 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,310 I was just encouraging his love for the game, 408 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,611 which would hopefully turn into 409 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,480 a lifelong father-son connection. 410 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,282 You made it into a competitive thing. 411 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,184 We're both mad at Emery, I know, 412 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,553 but at least we get to go to his matches and watch him win. 413 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,958 JESSICA: Did you bring my glasses? 414 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,127 Yes, I-I got them, I got them. 415 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:34,961 Uh, I'm afraid I can't let you in. 416 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,197 Why not? 417 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,167 You've been banned from matches for harassing our umpire. 418 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,436 But how could he tell who harassed him if he's blind? 419 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,339 Jessica, look. 420 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,108 ** 421 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,547 They both have success perms. 422 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,049 Great final-match hairstyle. 423 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,355 Let's just go. 424 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,092 I don't want to distract Emery. 425 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,294 I want him to achieve excellence. 426 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,332 You're wasting your time as a gate attendant. 427 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,367 This is beautiful. 428 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,870 ** 429 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,572 Thanks for coming, Stacey. 430 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,374 You've been looking good, girl. 431 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,742 You been doing that Tae Bo? 432 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,344 Just give me my Pogs. 433 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,778 I'll get right to it, then. 434 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,381 We called you here to ask for one final Pog match. 435 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,450 If Evan wins, you'll forgive his debt. 436 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,552 If he loses, I'll give you this. 437 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,287 A mint-condition Garbage Pail Kid -- 438 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,456 1985 Stinky Stan. 439 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,758 It's worth twice the Pogs Evan owes you. 440 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,262 Get your slammer. 441 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,231 I need to borrow one. 442 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:50,937 Who's this? 443 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,905 The best gambler in our family. 444 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,408 Grandma, are you sure you know how to play this game? 445 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,749 ** 446 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,224 [ Pogs rattle ] You did it, grandma! 447 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,692 They're all face up! We won! 448 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,762 -Double or nothing! -What are you doing, man? 449 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,996 We did it. It's over. 450 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,165 I need the energy. 451 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,132 No! 452 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,633 [ Grunting ] 453 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,670 Never leave a hot table! 454 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,610 I won the round robin tournament. 455 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,579 Oh, that's fantastic. 456 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,281 I wish we could have been there... 457 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,249 But at least you're on a better career path. 458 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,684 Coach King wants to enroll me 459 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,519 in a tennis academy at Coral Gables. 460 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,820 It's super-hard to get into. 461 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,289 It's where all the best players train. 462 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,623 It's a four-hour drive, 463 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,024 so I'd have to move there for the year. 464 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,460 Move? 465 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,928 But you're only 10. 466 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,530 That's why I don't want to do it. 467 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,031 I mean, if it's okay with you. 468 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,133 It's okay with us. 469 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,336 Uh, Emery, are you sure about this? 470 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,037 Yeah. I'd miss you guys too much. 471 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,639 Great. 472 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,108 Well, whatever you want to do, we support you. 473 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,776 Thanks. Tennis is fun and stuff, 474 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,112 but there are a lot of things I want to do, 475 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,681 like flying around the world as a flight attendant. 476 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,222 Well, I guess we need to embrace the kid we have. 477 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,290 Like you said, whatever he wants to do, 478 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,558 we'll support him. 479 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,493 Absolutely. 480 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,730 Space camp? 481 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,498 Astronauts are like flight attendants, 482 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,866 but for science. 483 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,870 Travel, snacks, helping others. 484 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,472 It checks all the boxes. 485 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,173 What are you doing? 486 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,542 Embracing the kid we have. 487 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,043 If he's gonna be a flight attendant, 488 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,178 he's gonna be the best kind. 489 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,848 I'm gonna float down the aisle of the spaceship 490 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,818 and say, "Trash? 491 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:50,357 Trash? Trash?" 492 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,191 Hey. 493 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,027 I was thinking about what you said about needing that energy. 494 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,195 Here. 495 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,000 "Dum Dum's Guide to Becoming a Stockbroker"? 496 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,536 I read an article in Vibe magazine about Russell Simmons. 497 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,572 The stock market is his jam. 498 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,039 He says, if you're gonna gamble, 499 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,376 gamble with other people's money. 500 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,744 Thanks. I'll check it out. 501 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,746 I'm sorry about before. 502 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,582 You don't really have a butt face. 503 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,350 Cool. 504 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,419 Hey, I'm not training for tennis anymore, 505 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,020 so we can switch back bedrooms. 506 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,289 Know what? 507 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,223 I want to crash with Evan for one more night. 508 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,792 Just two G's in a bunk bed. 509 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,027 Eddie, rule number 1! 510 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,298 ** 511 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,273 MAN: Nice to see you. 512 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,044 Where's Emery? 513 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,813 Please sit, Billie Jean King. 514 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,452 I think we can all agree 515 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,953 that we want what's best for Emery. 516 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,254 Are you firing me? 517 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,456 Yes. 518 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,757 And you were doing this for free, 519 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,326 so it must be especially painful. 520 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,829 Okay. 521 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,936 [ Racket thuds ] Hey, what the heck?! 522 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,838 [ Grunting ] 523 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,512 [ Sighs ] 524 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,881 Find yourself, Billie Jean. 525 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,020 So, is Pete Sampras nice? 526 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,656 No, you know what? I don't want to know. 527 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,190 [ Chuckling ] I don't want to know.