1 00:00:02,698 --> 00:00:03,699 Louis: OH, WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY HOUSE? 2 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:05,614 IS IT A BIRTHDAY PARTY? 3 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,181 [ CHUCKLES ] OH. THERE HE -- 4 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:09,487 UH, MA. 5 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:12,316 THERE HE IS -- THE BIRTHDAY BOY! 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,276 MOM, THIS ISN'T A "STAR WARS" CAKE. 7 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,929 YES, IT IS. 8 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,931 THAT'S THE "STAR WARS" BEAR. 9 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:21,325 WHAT? NO. YOU MEAN CHEWBACCA? 10 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,674 NO, NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD NAME. 11 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:26,156 THAT'S -- IT'S TOO GREEK. 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,853 YOU KNOW, I KNEW A GREEK BEAR ONCE. 13 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:31,074 YOU'RE RIGHT, LOUIS. I AM GOOD AT THROWING PARTIES. 14 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,337 UH, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING --LOOK AT THE PIÑATA. 15 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:34,469 IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE. 16 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:37,428 NO ONE CAN TELL WE'VE USED IT SINCE EDDIE WAS 2. 17 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,300 THIS YEAR, I FILLED IT WITH CEREAL. 18 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:40,344 [ TAPE RIPPING ] 19 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,346 OH. UH-OH. 20 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:43,782 NO, MA, GET -- 21 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:46,133 HEY, BOYS, SAY HI TO -- 22 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,960 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 23 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,137 HOW MUCH WRAPPING PAPER DID YOU GUYS USE? 24 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,529 THE PERFECT AMOUNT. 25 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,575 I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THE ENDS GET BUNCHY. 26 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:54,967 WE GOT HIM POGS. 27 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,099 I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT THEM 28 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,970 WHEN WE WERE GETTING OUR HAIR CUT, REMEMBER? 29 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,233 UH, MM-HMM. 30 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,757 HEY.OKAY, NO LIGHT SWORDS IN THE HOUSE! 31 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,193 OW![ BODY THUDS ] 32 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:04,542 OH, MY GOODNESS! LOUIS!OH. [ GROANS ] 33 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,196 IS THE CAMERA OKAY? 34 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,502 I FELL ON A HOT WHEEL. 35 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:09,895 Eddie: BEFORE WE START YELLING, JUST REMEMBER, 36 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,594 THE FORCE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. 37 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:14,596 MA! 38 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,033 --Captions by VITAC-- 39 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,339 ♪ FRESH OFF THE BOAT 40 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,123 ♪ I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO ♪ 41 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,343 ♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW ♪ 42 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,474 ♪ FRESH OFF THE BOAT 43 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,911 ♪ HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM ♪ 44 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:26,912 ♪ BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 45 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,959 ♪ I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 46 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,225 EDDIE'S BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK. 47 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,184 IT'S TIME TO START REPAIRING THE DECORATIONS. 48 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:41,013 MM, I THINK IT'S FINALLY TIME WE SEND HIM 49 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:42,754 TO THE BIG FIESTA IN THE SKY. 50 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:45,235 OKAY, I'LL RIP THE HEAD OFF AND USE IT AS A PLANTER. 51 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,802 [ DOOR CLOSES ][ SIGHS ] 52 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:49,326 WELL, HERE I AM, HOME FROM TRENT'S EARLY. 53 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,067 ALL THE OTHER GUYS ARE STILL THERE, 54 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,243 UNROLLING THEIR SLEEPING BAGS, BUT NOT ME. 55 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,940 BECAUSE MY MOM WON'T LET ME DO 56 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,812 THE SLEEPOVER PART OF A SLEEPOVER. 57 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:59,815 YOU WILL THANK ME WHEN YOU DON'T GET PEDOPHILED. 58 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:03,427 ARE THOSE THE BIRTHDAY-PARTY DECORATIONS? 59 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:04,733 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT THAT. 60 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,387 I BET YOU DID. 61 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,997 JUST BECAUSE WE'RE LIVING IN THE SUBURBS NOW 62 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,826 DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET SOME BIG, FANCY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 63 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:13,524 NO BOWLING ALLEYS, NO PIZZA PARTIES WITH A RAT. 64 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,439 PLEASE. 65 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:18,138 ♪♪ 66 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,186 I DON'T WANT A PARTY THIS YEAR. 67 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,449 REALLY?WHAT? 68 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,191 I'M TURNING 12. I'M ALMOST A TEENAGER. 69 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:31,063 I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CHILL, REGULAR DAY, 70 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:32,195 HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AT THE MALL. 71 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,849 SO NO PARTY AT ALL? 72 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,242 NO PARTY. 73 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,679 NO CAKE? NO SINGING? NO PRESENTS? 74 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:41,378 YES PRESENTS -- CASH ONLY, BUT I WILL ACCEPT GOLD. 75 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,032 RESPECT. 76 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,773 YOU DON'T EVEN WANT BIRTHDAY NOODLES? 77 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:45,774 IT'S OKAY, MOM. 78 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,471 I KNOW THEY TAKE YOU SO LONG TO MAKE. 79 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,690 NO NEED TO DO ANYTHING SPECIAL. 80 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:51,562 OKAY. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 81 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:52,868 IT IS. 82 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,826 I'M GLAD WE DID THIS. 83 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:57,438 THANK YOU. 84 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,356 SO, HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT THIS? 85 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,401 I GUESS IF HE DOESN'T WANT A PARTY... 86 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:08,492 IT DOES SAVE ME A TRIP TO PIÑATA TOWN. 87 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,841 AND WE'LL HAVE A FREE SATURDAY. 88 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,408 WE CAN GO TO WORK. 89 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,845 I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO WORK ON A SATURDAY IN YEARS! 90 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:17,327 ♪♪ 91 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:18,589 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 92 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,374 Both: IT'S TODAY! 93 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:25,205 LET'S CARRY EDDIE'S PRESENT DOWN TOGETHER. 94 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,780 HAPPY BIRTHDAY... 95 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,261 THANKS, MAN. IS THAT CASH? 96 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:41,525 WHERE ARE ALL THE STREAMERS AND SCALLION PANCAKES 97 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:42,613 AND BIRTHDAY HATS? 98 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:43,962 WE'RE NOT DOING A PARTY THIS YEAR. 99 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,529 EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT ONE. 100 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:48,140 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA LET HIM BE 11 FOREVER? 101 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,707 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 102 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:51,492 AAH! 103 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:54,321 [ SPEAKS SPANISH ] 104 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,106 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE WAS NO PARTY? 105 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,325 BECAUSE WE'RE YOUR PARENTS. 106 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,848 WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THINGS. 107 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,937 YOU HAVE TO TELL US THINGS. PLUS, I FORGOT. 108 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:06,202 I'M GONNA HEAD TO THE MALL. SEE YOU, GUYS. 109 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,117 REMEMBER, NO GYROS FROM THE FOOD COURT. 110 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,510 I DON'T TRUST MEAT WITHOUT BONES. 111 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,991 WELL, I'M GONNA HEAD TO WORK. 112 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:14,558 MITCH CALLED IN SICK, 113 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,908 AND NANCY REFUSES TO MARRY THE KETCHUPS... 114 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,171 BECAUSE OF HER RELIGION. 115 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:24,002 ♪♪ 116 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:27,571 [ SNIFFING ] 117 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,312 I DON'T SMELL ANY POISON. 118 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,445 THE TERMITE GUY SAID WE WOULDN'T SMELL ANYTHING. 119 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:34,448 AN ODORLESS GAS FOR A BUG YOU CAN'T SEE? 120 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,101 SMART SCAM. 121 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,234 I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA COME TODAY 122 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,584 BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY CELEBRATING EDDIE'S BIRTHDAY. 123 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,325 EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS YEAR. 124 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,415 JESSICA. 125 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,461 DO YOU REALLY THINK EDDIE DOESN'T WANT A PARTY? 126 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,941 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. 127 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:52,683 LAST YEAR, NICOLE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO EAT TATER TOTS 128 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:54,468 AND WATCH TV FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 129 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:58,428 SO THAT'S WHAT WE DID, AND SHE CRIED FOR A WEEK. 130 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,603 OH. UH-HUH. 131 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:02,780 SO, THIS YEAR, I SHOWED UP WITH HORSES, 132 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,392 AND WE RODE THEM TO THE OLIVE GARDEN. 133 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:14,183 OH, QUICK, JESSICA, GRAB ONTO ME BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! 134 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,446 JUST LET GO OF A FEW! 135 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,448 YOU'RE IN CONTROL! THEY ARE NOT IN CONTROL! 136 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:20,494 NO, NO, IT'S -- I -- I WAS JUST JOKING. 137 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:22,974 [ SIGHS ] I WOULDN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT, LOUIS. 138 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,542 I SAW THAT HAPPEN TO A FRENCH BOY IN A DOCUMENTARY. 139 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,022 FLEW RIGHT INTO THE SUN. 140 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,068 COME ON. LET'S GO FIND EDDIE. 141 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,375 TO BE HONEST, I WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED 142 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,290 HE DIDN'T WANT TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY. 143 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,510 I MISS HOW SERIOUS HE LOOKS WHEN HE MAKES A WISH. 144 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:39,600 IT IS SPECIAL WHEN HE CONCENTRATES. 145 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,428 SO, WE'LL GO IN, WE'LL FIND EDDIE AND HIS FRIENDS, 146 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:42,777 PICK UP A CAKE, GO TO PIÑATA TOWN, 147 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,082 THEN WE'LL ALL GO HOME, 148 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,736 AND I'LL MAKE EVERYBODY BIRTHDAY NOODLES. 149 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,434 FOR OUR NEW PIÑATA, 150 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,653 I'M THINKING FROG WITH SOME KIND OF A HAT. 151 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,442 [ GASPS ] LOOK! THERE THEY ARE. 152 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,226 [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,407 ARE THOSE PARTY HATS? 154 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:05,452 I DON'T THINK SO. 155 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,456 IS THAT A BIRTHDAY CAKE? 156 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:11,022 I DON'T THINK SO. 157 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:17,464 LOUIS, HIS FRIENDS THREW HIM A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY. 158 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,509 [ GLASS CLINKING ] 159 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:20,684 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL 160 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,339 FOR RSVP'ing TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IN A TIMELY MANNER 161 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,472 SO THAT WAY, I COULD SECURE THE PATIO. 162 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,430 YEAH! WHOO! 163 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:31,260 UM, I GUESS HE JUST WANTED TO CELEBRATE WITH HIS FRIENDS. 164 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:32,435 NO ADULTS. 165 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,436 WHAT'S UP?! WHAT'S UP?! 166 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,481 HEY! 167 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:37,005 MITCH, YOU CAME! 168 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,702 I WOULDN'T MISS YOUR DIRTY DOZEN. 169 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,574 YOU ASK FOR MITCH, YOU GET MITCH! 170 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,314 ALL RIGHT! 171 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,142 YEAH! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 172 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,499 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING, 173 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,110 WE'RE SUCH GOOD KIDS THAT MOM AND DAD FORGET ABOUT US. 174 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,154 THAT'S WHY THEY DIDN'T TELL US 175 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,547 THAT THEY CANCELLED EDDIE'S PARTY. 176 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,637 I'M SICK OF BEING A GOOD BOY. 177 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,509 [ GASPS ] 178 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,859 I'M SORRY, CAN-DO. 179 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,252 WHY DO I ALWAYS HURT THE ONES I LOVE? 180 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:08,950 MAYBE WE SHOULD START BEING BAD. 181 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,126 GET SOME ATTENTION. IT WORKS FOR EDDIE. 182 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:13,694 YEAH! LET'S ASK MOM IF IT'S OKAY. 183 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,609 [ SIGHS ] 184 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,526 Usher: THANK YOU. ENJOY THE MOVIE. 185 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:22,746 DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE WE PARKED THE CAR? 186 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,662 NO, I WAS TOO BUSY DOING MY TAXES. 187 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:28,099 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE WAR I WAS IN. 188 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:35,063 TWO ADULTS FOR "ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS," 189 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,152 RATED PG-13. 190 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,549 THEATER 3, TO YOUR LEFT. 191 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:45,116 THANK YOU, SON. STAY OFF DRUGS. 192 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,685 AND THEN WE WALKED INTO FOOT LOCKER, 193 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,774 AND WE LOOKED AT THE NEW AIR JORDANS FOR A WHILE. 194 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,907 BRIAN TRIED TO TOUCH THEM, BUT THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM. 195 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,517 MM. THAT WAS IT. 196 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,171 SOUNDS PRETTY "CHILL." 197 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,607 'TWAS, 'TWAS. 198 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,524 EVAN AND I SAW A MOVIE TODAY. 199 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,657 A PG-13 MOVIE. 200 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,006 PASS THE BEANS. 201 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:13,405 IT WAS UNSUITABLE FOR AGES UNDER13. 202 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,453 JIM CARREY CAME OUT OF A RHINO'S BUTTHOLE. 203 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,673 MM. [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 204 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,327 HERE IT COMES. 205 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:23,590 WE SAW YOU, EDDIE! 206 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,548 WHAT?! WHAT?!WHAT?! 207 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,158 WE SAW YOU TODAY AT THE MALL, 208 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,813 WITH YOUR CAKES AND YOUR PARTY HATS! 209 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,554 YOUR RESERVATION ON THE PATIO. 210 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,904 AND WHY WAS MITCH THERE? I MADE MITCH! 211 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,776 YOU GUYS SPIED ON MY PARTY?! 212 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,647 OH, SO YOU DIDWANT A PARTY! 213 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:38,953 YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT WITH US. 214 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:41,477 YOU'RE EMBARRASSED OF US, YOU AND MITCH. 215 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,913 I'M NOT EMBARRASSED! 216 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,699 WE WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO HOST YOUR FRIENDS HERE. 217 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,570 IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE AROUND. 218 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,224 OH, BUT NOT WHEN MITCH IS AROUND? 219 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,226 ENOUGH WITH MITCH. IT'S GETTING WEIRD. 220 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:52,749 I JUST WANTED TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY 221 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,185 WITH PEOPLE WHO I CAN BE MYSELF WITH. 222 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,667 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 223 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,277 YOU'RE YOURSELF WITH US, 224 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,931 WITH THE RAP MUSIC AND THE SLEEPING. 225 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:01,976 SEE? 226 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,499 YOU GUYS HAVE THIS IDEA OF ME, 227 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,848 BUT I'M MORE THAN JUST THAT. 228 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,721 WELL, HOW ARE YOU DIFFERENT AROUND YOUR FRIENDS? 229 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,766 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST DIFFERENT. 230 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:14,292 I'M, LIKE, SMART AND FUNNY AND ATHLETIC AND -- 231 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,816 AND GENEROUS! 232 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:19,863 WELL, I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW SMART, SPORTY, HILARIOUS EDDIE. 233 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,517 BE THAT WAY AT HOME, THEN! 234 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,171 I CAN'T. 235 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,652 THERE'S SO MANY RULES AROUND HERE, I CAN NEVER RELAX! 236 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:29,177 DO THE DISHES, TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN, DON'T OWN A LIZARD! 237 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,657 I'M NEVER GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH LIKE EMERY AND EVAN. 238 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:35,313 JUST... 239 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,489 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 240 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:40,754 YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SELF. I AM ALWAYS MYSELF. 241 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,408 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I AM. 242 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,889 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING, EITHER. 243 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:49,240 I'M NOT SO GOOD. WOULD A GOOD KID DO THIS? 244 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,724 SHIRT BOOBS. 245 00:09:56,291 --> 00:10:00,774 HELLO? REACT! THIS IS NOT OKAY! 246 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,868 YOU THINK EDDIE'S RIGHT, DON'T YOU? 247 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,478 YOU THINK WE'RE TOO STRICT. 248 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,698 I THINK WE'RE GOOD PARENTS. 249 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,090 BUT HE'S GETTING OLDER, 250 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:16,050 AND I THINK IT WOULDN'T HURT TO RELAX OUR RULES A LITTLE. 251 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,878 OUR RULES ARE THERE FOR A REASON. 252 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,053 IT'S OUR JOB TO PROTECT HIM. 253 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,882 BUT IF WE KEEP TRYING TO CONTROL EVERYTHING HE DOES, 254 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,492 WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE HIM AWAY. 255 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,277 THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO BE. 256 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:29,629 WELL, YOU CAN STILL BE YOU, JUST...A LITTLE LESS. 257 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,806 LOOK, IF WE DON'T ADJUST, 258 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,677 HE WON'T WANT TO SPEND ANY DAYS WITH US, 259 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,722 LET ALONE HIS BIRTHDAY. 260 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,332 [ SIGHS ] 261 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,595 I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT MITCH. 262 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,076 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN EDDIE AND HIM BECAME FRIENDS, THOUGH! 263 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,338 THEY'VE TALKED LIKE THREE TIMES! 264 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,821 ♪♪ 265 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,561 WE HAVE TO UP OUR GAME. 266 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:54,523 GO...GO... POWER RANGERS. 267 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,393 ♪ SLAM 268 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,744 ♪ DA DUH DUH, DA DUH DUH 269 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:58,832 ♪ LET THE BOYS BE BOYS 270 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,094 ♪ SLAM 271 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,183 ♪ DA DUH DUH, DA DUH DUH 272 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,924 ♪ MAKE NOISE, B-BOYS 273 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:04,751 ♪ WELL, IT'S ANOTHER ONE 274 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:05,403 ♪ IN THE GUTTER ONE 275 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:06,622 ♪ GHETTO RUNNIN' 'EM 276 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,058 ♪ TROUBLESOME, EXTRA DOUBLE DUMB ♪ 277 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,278 ♪ I COME TO BEAT 'EM, DEFEAT 'EM, AND MISTREAT 'EM ♪ 278 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,627 ♪ SO WHAT IF THAT I'M CHEATIN'? ♪ 279 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,889 ♪ NOW EVERYBODY WANNA SOUND GRIMEY ♪ 280 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:13,890 ♪ YEAH, I KNOW 281 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:14,848 ♪ I'MA SHOW YOU HOW 282 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,153 ♪ COME ON, ALL IN TOGETHER NOW 283 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,938 ♪ YEAH, OOH, YEAH, YEAH 284 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,592 ♪ THAT'S HOW WE GOT TO MAKE A MILLION CHILDREN SLAM ♪ 285 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:21,071 ♪ SLAM 286 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,290 ♪ SLAM 287 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,553 ♪ DA DUH DUH, DA DUH DUH 288 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,859 ♪ LET THE BOYS BE BOYS 289 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:26,947 ♪ SLAM 290 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,340 ♪ DA DUH DUH, DA DUH DUH 291 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,777 ♪ MAKE NOISE, B-BOYS 292 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,734 ♪ SLAM 293 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,128 ♪ DA DUH DUH, DA DUH DUH 294 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,869 ♪ LET THE BOYS BE BOYS 295 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:36,739 ♪ SLAM 296 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,959 ♪ DA DUH DUH, DA DUH DUH 297 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,656 ♪ MAKE NOISE, B-BOYS 298 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,613 ♪ SLAM 299 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,226 [ DOOR OPENS ] 300 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,445 WHAT'S UP, JESSICA? 301 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,404 IS EDDIE IN THE KITCHEN? 302 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,018 [ SIGHS ]IT'S LIKE WE'RE GHOSTS. 303 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:58,805 Jessica: TOAST? THAT LOOKS BORING. 304 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,676 HOW ABOUT POP-TARTS INSTEAD? 305 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,634 YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BUY THOSE 306 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,375 BECAUSE PRESERVATIVES MAKE YOU GO BLIND. 307 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,986 I LIED. 308 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,423 I HAVE ONE EVERY DAY AFTER YOU GO TO SCHOOL. 309 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:19,913 IS THIS A TRAP? 310 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,784 ARE YOU GUYS GONNA WAIT FOR ME TO EAT THEM 311 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:22,698 AND THEN GET MAD AT ME? 312 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,004 IT'S NOT A TRAP. 313 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,230 YOU HAVE TO HEAT IT UP. 314 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,799 HOWEVER YOU WANT TO EAT IT IS FINE. 315 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,236 BE YOURSELF. 316 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,848 WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU GUYS GETTING A DIVORCE? 317 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,285 YOUR MOM AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, 318 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,853 AND WE'RE GOING TO LIGHTEN UP ON THE RULES A LITTLE. 319 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,202 CAN I STOP WEARING UNDERWEAR? 320 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,031 GREAT QUESTION.NO. WE ARE NOT POETS. 321 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,949 BUT YOUR FATHER AND I TALKED ABOUT IT, 322 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:59,866 AND THE NEXT TIME THERE IS A SLEEPOVER...YOU CAN GO. 323 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:00,997 FOR REAL? 324 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,607 YES. 325 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,827 WHEN THE TIME COMES, WE CAN TALK ABOUT -- 326 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,612 I HAVE AN OPEN INVITE AT DAVE'S! I WILL GO TONIGHT. 327 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,223 NO. I DON'T TRUST DAVE. 328 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,659 HIS OWN FATHER DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP THERE. 329 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:11,660 WHY WOULD YOU? 330 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,879 JESSICA. 331 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:13,967 FINE. 332 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,056 YOU CAN SLEEP OVER AT DAVE'S. 333 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,318 BUT I'M COMING, TOO. 334 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,059 JESSICA. FINE. 335 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,844 I WILL JUST STAND OUTSIDE AND LOOK IN THE WINDOW. 336 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:26,066 JESSICA. LOUIS. 337 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,111 ♪♪ 338 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,726 HAVE FUN AT THE SLEEPOVER. 339 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:35,989 I WILL. 340 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,077 YOU REMEMBERED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? 341 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,209 YES, I REMEMBERED MY TOOTHBRUSH. 342 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,211 I PACKED YOU A SNACK. 343 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,039 THERE'S GONNA BE FOOD THERE, MOM. 344 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,911 KEEP YOUR SNEAKERS CLOSE TO YOU. 345 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,695 IF YOU SENSE ANY DANGER, YOU RUN. 346 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,523 YOU RUN RIGHT BACK HERE TO ME. 347 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,090 HE'LL JUST BE THREE HOUSES DOWN. 348 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,526 HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 349 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,744 HAVE A GREAT TIME, SON. 350 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,964 I WILL. 351 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,574 SEE YA! 352 00:13:56,618 --> 00:14:00,927 ♪♪ 353 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,537 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT FOR? 354 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,280 UNTIL HE COMES HOME. 355 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:11,720 [ DOORBELL RINGS, KNOCK ON DOOR ] 356 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,156 HEY, DUDE. COME ON IN. 357 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,505 I JUST CRACKED YOU A COLD ONE. 358 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,507 NICE! CAN I GET A CUP? 359 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,987 YOU'VE GOT ONE. IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR FACE. 360 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,689 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 361 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,734 YEAH. 362 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,083 DUDE, MY MOM DOESN'T CARE. SHE'S COOL. 363 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:30,260 YES, YES. HE JUST GOT HERE, JESSICA. 364 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,740 JESSICA: Are you looking at him? 365 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,176 YES, I'M LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT NOW. 366 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,961 He needs vitamins before bed. 367 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,179 OKAY.Watch him take them. 368 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,399 I'LL BE SURE HE TAKES HIS VITAMINS BEFORE BED. 369 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,966 He'll try to put them under his --OKAY, BYE! 370 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,184 [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ][ CHUCKLES ] DON'T WORRY. 371 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,751 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE YOU DO THAT. 372 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,796 WOW. THANKS, MRS. SELBY. 373 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,146 [ DOG BARKS ] 374 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,930 YOU HAVE A DOG?! 375 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,019 YEAH, MY MOM JUST FOUND HIM ON THE BUS. 376 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,064 WE NAMED HIM BANJO. 377 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,153 AFTER THE BEST INSTRUMENT. 378 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,329 HOW ABOUT THIS INSTRUMENT? 379 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,634 [ BURPS LOUDLY ] 380 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,032 YES! 381 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,688 NICE ONE! MM! HOO-HOO! 382 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,172 IF THIS DOESN'T GET THEIR ATTENTION, NOTHING WILL. 383 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,435 ONCE WE RUN AWAY, THEY'LL REALLY BE SORRY. 384 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,740 WE'LL GET SO FAR FROM THIS PLACE, 385 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,046 THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND US. 386 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,787 LET'S GO TO DENVER. 387 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,355 I HEARD THEIR CHEESESTEAKS ARE AMAZING. HUH. 388 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,188 JESSICA, IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME. 389 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,841 THERE'S BEEN A DEATH IN THE FAMILY. 390 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,583 I WON'T DISTURB YOU. TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 391 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,672 I JUST WANT TO SEE IF I COULD SEE MY SON 392 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,500 AT DAVE'S HOUSE THROUGH YOUR LIVING-ROOM WINDOW. 393 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,115 OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 394 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,378 THAT'S... THAT'S TERRIBLE. 395 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,989 HOW'S BARB? IS SHE HOLDING UP? 396 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,425 Honey, do you have a stool? 397 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,818 UH... 398 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,864 UH-HUH. 399 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,214 NO. 400 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:58,827 NO, DON'T SAY THAT. HE LOVED YOU VERY MUCH. 401 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,002 DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. 402 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,049 IS MY WIFE HERE? 403 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,399 Honey, do you have any barbecue chips? 404 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,577 JESSICA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 405 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,579 YOU WERE GOING TO LOOSEN THE REINS, REMEMBER? 406 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,407 I'M JUST MAKING SURE HE'S OKAY. 407 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,104 HE'S NEVER GONNA KNOW. 408 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,237 UH-HUH. YES. 409 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,021 YEAH, WE CAN DEFINITELY PICK SUE AND DONNA UP FROM THE AIRPORT. 410 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,240 WHATEVER'S EASIEST FOR YOU. 411 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,634 ECLIPSE! [ GASPS ] 412 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,072 OH. 413 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,203 OH. 414 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,208 LIGHT SWORDS IN THE HOUSE. 415 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,167 LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING FUN. 416 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,517 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED. 417 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,867 RIGHT. 418 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,652 HEY. [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 419 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,742 I KNOCKED BACK A FEW TOO MANY VODKA LEMONADES. 420 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,135 [ GIGGLES ] 421 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,745 YOUR BROTHER'S DEAD. 422 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,053 AND THE HUANGS ARE HERE. 423 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,145 [ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING ] 424 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,147 [ GRUNTING] 425 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,540 END IT. 426 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,889 [ SIGHS ] 427 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,282 FATALITY. 428 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,284 DUDE, YOU JUST RIPPED MY SPINE OUT OF MY BACK. 429 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,069 WATCH. I'M GONNA PLAY IT LIKE A SAXOPHONE. 430 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,897 [ SAXOPHONE PLAYS] 431 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,073 I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THIS GAME AT HOME. 432 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,248 OKAY, FELLAS, PAUSE THE GAME. 433 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,989 PAUSE, PAUSE, PAUSE. WHO'S HUNGRY? 434 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,338 WHOA. 435 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,514 THAT CEREAL IS MADE OF LITTLE COOKIES! 436 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,213 BUT WAIT. AREN'T WE GONNA SPOIL OUR DINNER? 437 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,257 DUDE, THIS ISOUR DINNER. 438 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,565 I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIVE. 439 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,175 THANKS, MOM.YOU'RE WELCOME. 440 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,263 HERE'S YOUR TIP. [ FARTS ] 441 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,744 OH! [ LAUGHS ] YOU GOT ME! 442 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,138 27-25, YOU! 443 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,791 [ GASPS, LAUGHS ] 444 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,229 NOT FOR LONG, THOUGH. MAMA'S GOT ONE BREWING. 445 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,929 O-KAY. 446 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,366 ♪♪ 447 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,111 [ CLATTERING ] 448 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,112 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 449 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,809 HEAD BACK IN? 450 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,289 YEP. 451 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:57,337 MM. 452 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,556 DOG HAIR EVERYWHERE. 453 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,168 SO SOFT, RIGHT? IT'S BANJO'S BELLY HAIR. 454 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,347 DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING ICE CREAM ON MY PILLOW! 455 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,913 JUST RUB IT IN. 456 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,132 [ SCOFFS ] 457 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,010 BRO, IT'S, LIKE, MIDNIGHT. 458 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,751 AND MY STOMACH'S STILL SHREDDED 459 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,144 FROM ALL THAT TINY COOKIE CEREAL. 460 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,407 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 461 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,410 LIGHTS OUT, BOYS. TIME FOR BED.OKAY. 462 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,195 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!GO TO BED, DAMN IT! 463 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,848 I HATE YOU!I HATE YOU BACK! 464 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,415 I WISH YOU WERE DEAD! 465 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,765 OH, PUT IT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH LIST! 466 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,638 UGH! 467 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,335 THAT WAS INTENSE. 468 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,033 AH, WE DO THAT EVERY NIGHT. NO BIG DEAL. 469 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,035 NOW SHE'S GONNA GO PUT ON SOME WHITNEY HOUSTON, 470 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,081 DANCE ALONE IN HER ROOM FOR AN HOUR, THEN GO TO BED. 471 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,649 IF I TALKED TO MY MOM THAT WAY, SHE'D KILL ME. 472 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,391 REALLY? YEAH. 473 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,958 LIKE, I'D BE LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO," 474 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,004 AND THEN I WOULD BE KILLED. 475 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,354 WELL, IT ISPRETTY WEIRD IN YOUR HOUSE. 476 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,573 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 477 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,792 WELL, THERE'S SO MANY RULES OVER THERE. 478 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,968 YOU HAVE TO EAT DINNER AT THE TABLE EVERY NIGHT, 479 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,580 YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR CHORES, YOU CAN'T HAVE A LIZARD. 480 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,452 THAT'S NOT WEIRD. YOURHOUSE IS WEIRD. 481 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,584 WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT MY HOUSE? 482 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,239 DUDE, YOU FART ON YOUR MOM! 483 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,676 WHATEVER. 484 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,591 NIGHT, MAN. 485 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,638 [ SIGHS ] 486 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,989 ♪ I GET SO EMOTIONAL, BABY 487 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,208 Christa: WHOO! 488 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,645 ♪ EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU 489 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,820 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 490 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,170 ♪ I GET SO EMO... 491 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,695 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 492 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,568 EDDIE? [ GASPS ] 493 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,091 LOUIS, WAKE UP! EDDIE'S HOME! 494 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,485 I'M AWAKE. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 495 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,270 YEAH, IT'S FINE. I DON'T KNOW. 496 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,707 I JUST WANTED TO COME HOME. IS THAT OKAY? 497 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:50,276 OF COURSE IT IS. I'M JUST SURPRISED. 498 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,060 I-I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FUN AT DAVE'S. 499 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:55,368 I DID. AND THEN...I DIDN'T. 500 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:58,153 [ SIGHS ] I LIKE BEING WITH MY FRIENDS, 501 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,461 BUT I LIKE BEING AT HOME, TOO. 502 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,376 DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU BIRTHDAY NOODLES? 503 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,508 SURE. 504 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,163 DOESN'T THAT TAKE LIKE SIX HOURS? 505 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:12,080 It is for my son. 506 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,390 Emery: ARE THOSE EDDIE'S BIRTHDAY NOODLES? 507 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,131 BUT IT'S NOT EVEN HIS BIRTHDAY ANYMORE. 508 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,611 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE? 509 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,701 IT'S WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME. YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED. 510 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,270 Both: YAY! 511 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,141 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 512 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,405 IT TOOK ME SIX HOURS TO MAKE THESE NOODLES. 513 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,015 NOODLES, THEN BED, THEN GROUNDED. 514 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,629 Eddie: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I MISSED MORE -- 515 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,545 YOUR NOODLES OR YOUR RULES. 516 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,330 CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED. 517 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,376 NOODLES, DEFINITELY. 518 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:55,428 SO I SAID, "MA'AM, YOU CAN STAY, 519 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,343 BUT YOUR DOG'S GOT TO GO." 520 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,519 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 521 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,434 WHEN DID YOU GUYS BECOME FRIENDS? 522 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,522 WHAT? 523 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,524 WELL, WE WERE IN THE SERVICE TOGETHER. 524 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,177 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 525 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,657 THE TABLE SERVICE. 526 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,790 YOU KNOW, DURING THE FAJITA CRAZE? 527 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:13,184 ONCE A FAJITA MAN, ALWAYS A FAJITA MAN. 528 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,578 [ BOTH IMITATE SIZZLING ] 529 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,145 SEE THIS? 530 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,408 SHRIMP JUMPED OFF A SKILLET, GOT ME RIGHT HERE. 531 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,888 THAT'S NOTHING. 532 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,194 CHICKEN/BEEF COMBO, EXTRA OIL. 533 00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:26,197 UH, LOOK AT THIS SCAR. 534 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,417 AN OLD MAN WITH DEMENTIA STABBED ME ON THE STREET.