1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,374 Jessica: AMAZING, RIGHT? 2 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:09,443 I PRINTED UP NEW FLIERS FOR OUR INVESTMENT PROPERTY. 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,048 HONEY AND I ARE SIGNING OFF ON THE FINAL HOUSE RENOVATIONS TODAY, 4 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:16,050 THANKS TO THE MONEY YOU GAVE US. 5 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,894 I BOUGHT OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! 6 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:32,032 IT'S B.A. BARACUS FROM "THE A-TEAM." 7 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,302 MR. T. 8 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,105 THE BLACK GUY. 9 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,506 OH. WELL, YOU COULD JUST SAY THAT, THEN. 10 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:42,076 AND YOU CAN BE... 11 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,344 MRS. T. 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,445 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 13 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:45,879 IT'S A BOW-HAWK. 14 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,615 WHY DON'T WE SEE WHAT IT LOOKS -- 15 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,251 NO. DON'T YOU DARE. I NEVER DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN. 16 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:52,019 WHY WOULD THIS YEAR BE ANY DIFFERENT? 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,954 BECAUSE IT'S OUR FIRST ONE IN THE SUBURBS. 18 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,923 DON'T YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE ONE THING 19 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,591 WHITE PEOPLE DO BETTER THAN US? 20 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,394 BEGGING FOR CANDY IN A DISGUISE TO HIDE YOUR SHAME? 21 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:01,795 NO, THANK YOU. 22 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:04,132 I THINK YOU JUST NEED TO SEE THIS BAD BOY IN ACTION. 23 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,570 [ CHUCKLES ] 24 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,572 MAN, I WOULDN'T FIGHT ME. 25 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:12,573 [ CHUCKLES ] 26 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,142 [ SIGHS ] 27 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,644 -- Captions by VITAC -- 28 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:17,878 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 29 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,713 * I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO * 30 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,882 * IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW * 31 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,217 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 32 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,253 * HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM * 33 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,920 * BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 34 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,789 * I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 35 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,426 Trent: WE START ON PICKWICK ROAD. 36 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,995 THOSE HOUSES ALWAYS COME STRONG WITH JAWBREAKERS AND FUN DIP. 37 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,897 THEN, WE'RE ON TO THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 38 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,766 OF FOREST AVENUE. 39 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,401 ALL-DAY MILKY WAY. 40 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,735 Eddie: I CAN'T WAIT. 41 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,405 I WANT TO BE KNEE-DEEP IN CANDY BY THE END OF THE NIGHT. 42 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,441 I MEAN, LIKE, FOR REAL -- THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 43 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,443 DIDN'T YOUR FAMILY CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN D.C.? 44 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,212 YEAH, BUT IT WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT IN CHINATOWN. 45 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,984 Together: TRICK-OR-TREAT! 46 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,591 I SAW OUR BUCKET ON HER FIRE ESCAPE A WEEK LATER. 47 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,293 SHE PLANTED ALOE VERA IN IT. 48 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,028 LET'S TALK COSTUMES. 49 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,930 SINCE THERE'S A GROUP OF US, 50 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,466 I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHO WE SHOULD DRESS AS -- 51 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,935 THE GREATEST SUPERGROUP OF ALL TIME. 52 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,938 THE TRAVELING WILBURYS. 53 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,273 NOPE. WHO? UH... 54 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,641 IS THAT k.d. lang? 55 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,109 "IS THAT k.d." -- 56 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,977 GUYS! 57 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,980 BOB DYLAN, GEORGE HARRISON, TOM PETTY, ROY ORBISON, 58 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,016 JEFF FREAKIN' LYNNE! 59 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,552 I MEAN, THERE'S FIVE OF THEM AND FIVE OF US. IT CAN'T MISS. 60 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,953 YEAH... 61 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,356 I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA DO MY OWN THING FOR HALLOWEEN. 62 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,658 OH. AND IS YOUR THING A TRIPLE-PLATINUM RECORD? 63 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,460 BECAUSE THE WILBURYS ALREADY DID THAT. 64 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,796 NAH! I'M GOING AS HUMPTY HUMP FROM THE DIGITAL UNDERGROUND. 65 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,164 OKAY. 66 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:46,534 I LOVE BURGER KING BATHROOMS! 67 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,369 ** 68 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:51,305 YOU AND YOUR GUYS DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, JERRY. 69 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,207 [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ] 70 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,975 WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS RENOVATION, 71 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,844 BUT IT WAS WORTH IT -- 72 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,547 ESPECIALLY THE CEILING FAN IN THE BEDROOM. 73 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:03,050 I WILL ADMIT, ONCE AGAIN, HOW RIGHT I WAS ABOUT THAT. 74 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,818 I ALSO SUGGEST SPRAYING FOR TERMITES 75 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,153 BEFORE YOU LIST THE HOUSE. 76 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,421 THIS IS THE GUY I'D RECOMMEND. 77 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,723 RIGHT, OKAY. "TERMITES." 78 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,592 I'M NOT SPENDING MORE MONEY 79 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,194 TO SPRAY FOR MAGICAL BUGS THAT EAT WOOD. 80 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:17,365 I ASSURE YOU, TERMITES ARE R-- 81 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,234 LOOKS LIKE SOME TERMITES JUST GOT INTO YOUR BUSINESS CARD. 82 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:23,003 YOU COULD'VE JUST HANDED THAT BACK. 83 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,505 ALL RIGHT, THEN, I GUESS THE ONLY THING LEFT 84 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,540 IS FOR YOU TO SIGN OFF ON THE FINAL PAPERWORK. 85 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,908 LET ME JUST GO GET IT FROM MY... 86 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,343 TRUCK. 87 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:30,911 [ JESSICA AND HONEY SQUEAL, LAUGH ] 88 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,783 WELL, GET IT. 89 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,618 I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. 90 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,186 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 91 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,789 TEEN BOYS -- ACROSS THE STREET. 92 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,123 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 93 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,592 [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,726 NICE WALK! 95 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,594 [ LAUGHTER ] 96 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,930 HEY! HEY! NICE NECK! 97 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,399 OH! [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,634 THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT A GROUP OF TEEN BOYS. 99 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,304 THEY CAN TARGET YOUR EXACT INSECURITIES 100 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,038 AND ATTACK YOU WHERE YOU'RE MOST VULNERABLE. 101 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,741 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HAIRLINE. 102 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,611 DON'T WORRY. MOST WOMEN DON'T CARE AS MUCH AS YOU THINK. 103 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,978 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 104 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,714 THIS IS CRAZY. 105 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,082 THERE'S NOTHING SCARY ABOUT A GROUP OF SITTING BOYS. 106 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:12,486 I'LL GO GET THE PAPERWORK MYSELF. 107 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,554 HEY. 108 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,655 NICE PANTS! 109 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,423 [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,557 HEY! 111 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,991 SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 112 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,127 NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! 113 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:25,766 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 114 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,134 [ LAUGHS ] 115 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,269 LOOK, I MAY NOT HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR, 116 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:30,738 BUT I GOT A FULL TANK OF GAS, 117 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,906 AND I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO MY UNCLE'S BAR. 118 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:33,974 OH. 119 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,411 EMERY, EVAN, NEED A HAND, PLEASE. 120 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,512 [ GRUNTS ] 121 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:41,649 THAT'S HOW YOU BLAST YOUR BICEPS, LOUIS. 122 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:42,683 [ GRUNTS ] 123 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,017 REAL-WORLD STRENGTH. 124 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,456 DAD? WHAT DID YOU DO? 125 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,190 I MADE THE WORLD MY GYM. 126 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,326 NO. WHY'D YOU BUY ALL THIS HALLOWEEN STUFF? 127 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,594 WE LIVE ON A DEAD STREET. 128 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,595 DEAD STREET? 129 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,497 OOH! SOUNDS SCARY. [ CHUCKLES ] 130 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,798 NO, DEAD -- 131 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,800 LIKE NO ONE TRICK-OR-TREATS IN OUR CUL-DE-SAC. 132 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,603 ALL THE ACTION IS TWO BLOCKS OVER, ON HIGHLAND AVENUE. 133 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,137 HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? 134 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,806 THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION. 135 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,541 WE'RE MEETING TONIGHT TO DISCUSS HOW EARLY 136 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,209 WE SHOULD ALL TURN OFF OUR PORCH LIGHTS 137 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,277 AND HEAD OVER. 138 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,212 THEY'RE JUST GONNA ABANDON OUR STREET? 139 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,314 ON THE BEST SUBURBAN HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR? 140 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,683 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS 141 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,385 EVER SINCE WE MOVED OUT OF THE CITY. 142 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:19,687 Louis: HEY! 143 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,490 WHO WANTS CANDY ALL NIGHT!? 144 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,224 AAAH! AAH! 145 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,959 ROCK 'N' ROLL! 146 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:26,960 AAH! [ CHUCKLES ] 147 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,996 [ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ] 148 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,832 I NEED TO SPEAK AT THE HOMEOWNERS MEETING. 149 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,501 EVAN, PUT ME ON THE AGENDA. 150 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,202 THE DAY OF? 151 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,203 [ GROANS ] 152 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:37,270 I'LL TRY MY BEST. 153 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,909 LOOKS LIKE WE CAN FINALLY LIST THE HOUSE NEXT WEEK. 154 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,377 THE DECOR LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, HONEY. 155 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:44,678 THANK YOU! 156 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,747 NOTHING BRIGHTENS UP A HOME LIKE A BOWL OF FAKE FRUIT. 157 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,181 I BUT A CHIQUITA STICKER ON THE BANANA 158 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,349 TO HELP SELL THE ILLUSION. 159 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,484 [ Chuckling ] NICE. 160 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,386 OH, WHAT'S THAT? 161 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,722 SOMEBODY DREW SOMETHING IN THE DUST ON MY CAR. 162 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,856 [ GASPS ] 163 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,758 IT'S A ROCKET SHIP. 164 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:58,926 SOMEBODY IS EXCITED 165 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,194 THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF. 166 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,263 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A ROCKET. 167 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:07,334 OF COURSE IT IS. IT'S BLASTING OUT OF TWO SMOKE CLOUDS. 168 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,602 YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE 169 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:11,905 THAT DRAWING IS SOMETHING MUCH MORE... 170 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,407 GENITAL. 171 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:16,209 WHAT?! NO WAY! IT'S A ROCKET SHIP! 172 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,879 IT'S CLEARLY SQUIRTING FUEL OUT OF THE TOP OF -- 173 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,881 YOU KNOW WHAT? I SEE IT. I SEE IT NOW. 174 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,015 MM-HMM. Jordy: HEY! 175 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,216 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 176 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,552 NICE CAR! 177 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,153 [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,690 TIME FOR SOME SMACKS. 179 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,425 OH! JESSICA! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 180 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,594 YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 181 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,062 THIS IS HAPPENING, HONEY. 182 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,764 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! 183 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,365 OHH! 184 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,133 HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY! 185 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,234 NO! GIVE ME THAT SHOE! 186 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,736 AAAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 187 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:43,871 OKAY! 188 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,372 I'M OKAY. OKAY. 189 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,440 I'M OKAY. I JUST... OKAY. 190 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,241 I JUST NEED TO FIND MY PEPPER SPRAY! 191 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,310 JESSICA, STAND DOWN! 192 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,445 STAND DOWN! 193 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,814 I'M GONNA GET PEPPER IN YOUR EYES! 194 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,048 NO, YOU'RE NOT! 195 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,885 STOP IT! NO, NO, NO! NO! 196 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,252 TIC TACS TO THE FACE! 197 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,155 TIC TACS IN YOUR FACE! 198 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,224 WE'RE DONE. WE'RE DONE, WE'RE DONE, WE'RE DONE. 199 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,126 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 200 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,895 NICE TEMPER! 201 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,262 [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,764 HEY, JUST WAIT TILL HALLOWEEN NIGHT, 203 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:11,965 WHEN WE EGG YOUR HOUSE! 204 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,333 YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS, BY THE WAY -- 205 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,334 THROWN? 206 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:18,238 All: [ Laughing ] OHHHH! 207 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,907 [ PANTING ] 208 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,610 [ HORN BLARES ] 209 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:23,511 GO AROUND! 210 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,083 SO, YOU'D LIKE US TO ARREST A GROUP OF TEENAGE BOYS 211 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,686 WHO PLAN TO EGG YOUR INVESTMENT PROPERTY ON HALLOWEEN? 212 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,322 CORRECT. I AM WILLING TO PAY FOR THE MAXIMUM PUNISHMENT, PLEASE. 213 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,257 THAT'S NOT HOW THE LAW WORKS. 214 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,026 THIS POLICE FORCE IS WORTHLESS! 215 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,794 OH, COME ON. IT'S HALLOWEEN! 216 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,630 KIDS PLAY SILLY PRANKS EVERY YEAR. 217 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,532 IS OFFICER BRYSON HERE? 218 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,635 HE'S A FAMILY FRIEND, AND HE'LL TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 219 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,302 BRYSON. 220 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,938 DID MY BOW STAFF ARRIVE? 221 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,840 OH. HEY, JESSICA. 222 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,307 YOU PSYCHED FOR HALLOWEEN? 223 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,176 THEY LET ME OUT OF THE SEWERS. 224 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,114 ** 225 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,283 SO, AS PREDICTED, 226 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,386 OUR COMMUNITY GARDEN WAS RANSACKED BY SQUIRRELS. 227 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,156 I URGE US TO REPLANT WITH THE DEFENSIVE COUNTERMEASURES 228 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,691 I SUGGESTED THE FIRST TIME. 229 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:11,792 AN OWL? 230 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,527 YES, DEIDRE -- AN OWL. 231 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:17,631 THEY ARE RUTHLESS AND PRECISE, VIGILANT AND WISE, 232 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:18,832 MOTHER NATURE'S TOP -- 233 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,701 LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE. 234 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,403 LET'S MOVE ON TO NEW BUSINESS. 235 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,739 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 236 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,842 I KNOW THIS IS UNEXPECTED, BUT I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE 237 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,911 A SPEAKER WHO'S NOT ON THE AGENDA -- 238 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,245 MY DAD. 239 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,747 [ Coughing ] NEPOTISM! [ PEN CLICKS ] 240 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,783 STRIKE ALICE'S COMMENT FROM THE RECORD. 241 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,586 DAD, THE FLOOR IS YOURS. 242 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,822 UH, THANK YOU. 243 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:45,392 UM...I, UH, HAD A BIG SPEECH PREPARED, 244 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,562 BUT SINCE IT'S ABOUT HALLOWEEN, I'D RATHER SPEAK FROM THE HEART. 245 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,031 NOW, I REALIZE HIGHLAND AVENUE 246 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,701 IS THE GOLD STANDARD IN THE AREA. 247 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:56,269 BUT I BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD REJECT OUR PAST IMAGE 248 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,571 AS A DEAD STREET 249 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:00,240 AND BUILD A HALLOWEEN DESTINATION OF OUR OWN. 250 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,042 HALF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON HIGHLAND AVENUE 251 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,376 ARE DISNEY IMAGINEERS. 252 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,745 HALLOWEEN IS THEIR SUPER BOWL. 253 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,746 MM-HMM. 254 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,380 Woman: RIGHT. 255 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,749 [ SIGHS ] 256 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:12,452 LOOK, HALLOWEEN ISN'T ABOUT A BUNCH OF IMAGINEERS 257 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,221 SPENDING A TON OF MONEY. 258 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,723 NO. 259 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,059 IT'S ABOUT THE ONE DAY A YEAR WHEN YOU CAN LOSE YOURSELF 260 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,862 A-A-A-A-AND -- AND CREATE A WHOLE NEW IDENTITY. 261 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,430 IT'S A CHANCE TO FORGET 262 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,733 THAT WE'RE A LOWER-MIDDLE-CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD 263 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,435 LIVING UNDER THE FLIGHT PATH OF THE ORLANDO AIRPORT 264 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,770 AND TRICK PEOPLE -- 265 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:30,904 [ CHUCKLES ] 266 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,106 TRICK PEOPLE... 267 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:37,244 INTO THINKING WE'RE A SCARY, UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD 268 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,313 THAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO VISIT AND GET CANDY FROM! 269 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:43,984 LADIES, IF WE BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME! 270 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,219 OHHH! 271 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,956 IF WE BUILD IT... 272 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,224 THEY WILL MOST DEFINITELY COME. 273 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,593 [ ALL CHEERING ] 274 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,298 DID YOU GET THAT LAST PART FROM "FIELD OF DREAMS"? 275 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,233 GREATEST HALLOWEEN MOVIE EVER. 276 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,069 THAT MOVIE IS ABOUT BASEBALL PLAYERS. 277 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,470 GHOST BASEBALL PLAYERS. 278 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,604 HMM. 279 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:05,906 I'LL ALLOW IT. 280 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,940 [ PEN CLICKS ] 281 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,109 ** 282 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,482 HEY. WHERE'S YOUR LUNCH? 283 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,417 WE'RE NOT EATING BEFORE HALLOWEEN TONIGHT. 284 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,319 OUR CANDY BAGS AREN'T THAT BIG, 285 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,989 SO WE'RE MAKING EXTRA ROOM IN OUR INTERNAL CANDY BAGS. 286 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,857 I REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 287 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,793 YOU DON'T TRICK-OR-TREAT? NO. 288 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,027 I MIGHT'VE BEEN HELD BACK A YEAR, 289 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,495 BUT MY FRIENDS ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW. 290 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,330 WE'RE GONNA SPEND HALLOWEEN HANGING IN THE PARK 291 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,631 AND SEEING IF ANYONE CAN BUY US BOOZE. 292 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,504 SHE'S SO COOL! 293 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,672 I BET SHE DRINKS ZIMA. 294 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:43,210 I THOUGHT WE WERE COMING TO SCHOOL IN OUR COSTUMES. 295 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,114 [ As The Mask ] SOMEBODY SHOULDA STOPPED ME! 296 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,381 [ GROANS ] 297 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,050 Louis: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. 298 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,986 WE GOT FIVE HOURS BEFORE THE FIRST TODDLER WAVE HITS. 299 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,622 WE CAN DO THIS! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 300 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,590 [ THEME FROM "THE A-TEAM" PLAYS ] 301 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,142 OH, YIKES! TERRIFYING SPIDER, BUDDY. 302 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,744 THANKS! 303 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,379 YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME OF THE WEB OF LIES 304 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,681 I TOLD MY EX-WIFE BEFORE THE DIVORCE. 305 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,683 [ LAUGHS ] 306 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,152 [ CHUCKLES ] 307 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,854 THAT GUY. 308 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,323 [ BOYS TALKING, LAUGHING ] 309 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:34,928 HELLO, DISRESPECTFUL BOYS. 310 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,831 I JUST BOUGHT ALL THE EGGS FROM EVERY STORE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 311 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,333 SO UNLESS YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A BIONIC CHICKEN, IT'S OVER. 312 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,468 YOU THINK WE THROW FRESH EGGS? 313 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,271 WE BOUGHT OUR SUPPLY WEEKS AGO. 314 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,073 THEY'RE NICE AND ROTTEN BY NOW. 315 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,741 THEN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN HERE FOR?! 316 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,509 NEOSPORIN. 317 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,045 JORDY SCRAPED HIS KNEE PICKING UP HIS SKATEBOARD. 318 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,313 INFECTIONS ARE NO JOKE. 319 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,618 DON'T YOU EVER RIDE THOSE SKATEBOARDS? 320 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,387 NICE QUESTION! 321 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,755 [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,727 ** 323 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,131 EDDIE, WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME? 324 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,634 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] ROSS PEROT. 325 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,870 I'M HUMPTY HUMP. YOU KNOW? 326 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,139 SHOCK G's ALTER EGO FROM THE DIGITAL UNDERGROUND? 327 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,042 YYYES. 328 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,543 HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHERS? 329 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,112 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 330 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,047 OH! [ CHUCKLES ] 331 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,549 OOH! U.P.S. DELIVERY LAMB. 332 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,583 NICE COSTUME, EMERY. 333 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,585 YOU TOO, EVAN -- A LAZY GOALIE. 334 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,054 SCARY -- FOR YOUR TEAMMATES. 335 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,388 [ CHUCKLES ] 336 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,225 WE'RE OBVIOUSLY "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS." 337 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,559 WE KNEW HE WOULDN'T GET IT. 338 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,294 WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. REMEMBER? 339 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,963 COME ON, EVERYBODY! WE'RE LEAVING! 340 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,465 WORD, MOMMY! IT'S CANDY TIME! 341 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,268 NO. WE ALL NEED TO GO TO THE INVESTMENT PROPERTY. 342 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,002 WHAT?! 343 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,270 NO WAY! NO WAY! 344 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,304 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 345 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,374 HEY, EDDIE. 346 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,748 UH-OH. WE GOT ANOTHER NINJA, TRENT. 347 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,016 WHO WORE IT BEST? 348 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,919 I'M NOT WEARING A COSTUME. 349 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,020 READY TO GO, EDDIE? 350 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,521 GO AHEAD, EDDIE. 351 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,457 HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN WITH YOUR FRIENDS. YES! 352 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,325 AND TAKE YOUR BROTHERS WITH YOU. AWWWWWW! 353 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,194 YAY!YAY! 354 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,263 GO ON. DELIVER THAT GOALIE. 355 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,697 [ Chuckling ] THERE YOU GO. 356 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,832 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 357 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,033 LOUIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 358 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,002 WE HAVE TO GO TO THE INVESTMENT PROPERTY. 359 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,336 IT'S ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED. 360 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,437 ATTACKED? BY WHO? 361 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,040 A GROUP OF TEEN BOYS ARE GOING TO EGG IT. 362 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,276 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, THAT'S NO BIG DEAL. 363 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,211 THAT'S JUST SOME FRIGHT NIGHT TOMFOOLERY. 364 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,546 DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED AND DEAD? 365 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,982 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'LL BE 366 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,816 IF I HAVE TO REPAIR A HOUSE THAT I JUST FIXED UP! 367 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,986 IT'S JUST A SILLY PRANK. 368 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,888 WHATEVER THOSE TEENAGERS DO TONIGHT, 369 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,189 WE'LL CLEAN UP TOMORROW. 370 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,556 THIS IS WHY I HATE HALLOWEEN. 371 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:47,060 PEOPLE USE IT AS AN EXCUSE FOR BAD BEHAVIOR. 372 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,196 YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. I'LL JUST... 373 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,663 I'LL GO DEFEND THE HOUSE MYSELF. 374 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,232 OH, COME O-- 375 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,233 [ SIGHS ] 376 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,234 JESSI-- 377 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,203 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 378 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,983 * THIS YEAR, HALLOWEEN FELL ON A WEEKEND * 379 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,219 * ME AND GETO BOYS ARE TRICK-OR-TREATIN' * 380 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,554 * ROBBIN' LITTLE KIDS FOR BAGS 381 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,891 * TILL AN OLD MAN GOT BEHIND OUR ASS * 382 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,792 * MY MIND IS PLAYIN' TRICKS ON ME * 383 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,695 TRICK OR TREAT! TRICK OR TREAT! 384 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,898 WHERE'S WALDO? UH, WHERE'S MY CANDY? 385 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,899 RIGHT HERE! 386 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,000 [ LAUGHS ] 387 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,936 OOH. OOH. 388 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,604 [ RATTLING ] * WHERE IN THE WORLD IS DIEGO SAN FRANCISCO? * 389 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,605 [ CHUCKLES ] 390 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,541 IT'S "CARMEN SAN DIEGO." 391 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,775 WHAT IS? 392 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,479 [ CHUCKLES ] 393 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,188 IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 394 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,957 MAYBE THEY'RE NOT COMING. 395 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,025 OH, THEY'RE COMING. I CAN FEEL IT. 396 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,026 [ SCOFFS ] 397 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,727 AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED? 398 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,696 A GROWN WOMAN DRESSED AS A PIG? 399 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,365 I'M MISS PIGGY. 400 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,566 KERMIT'S GIRLFRIEND? 401 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,968 PIGS DON'T DATE. 402 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,203 PIGS FEED A CROWD AT A REASONABLE PRICE. 403 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,005 [ HORN HONKS ] 404 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,710 HI-HO! KERMIT THE FROG HERE! 405 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,645 OH, LOOK AT THAT! 406 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,382 OH, EVEN THOUGH YOUR HUSBAND IS DRESSED LIKE A LIZARD, 407 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,984 HE CAME TO HELP US. 408 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,619 OH, HE'S ACTUALLY HERE TO PICK ME UP. 409 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,488 WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY AT THE MILLERS'. 410 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,423 WE RSVP'd MONTHS AGO. I'M SORRY. 411 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,659 HONEY, WE INVESTED MONEY IN THIS HOUSE! DON'T YOU CARE? 412 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,095 I DO CARE! 413 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,230 IT'S JUST... IT'S HALLOWEEN. 414 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,798 [ CHUCKLES ] 415 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,833 I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME. 416 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,168 I STILL LOVE YOU A LOT. 417 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,270 I'M GONNA KISS THAT FROG! 418 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,139 I'M GONNA KISS THAT PIG! 419 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,108 KISS HER ON HER LITTLE SNOUT. [ GIGGLES ] 420 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,476 IF THAT'S HOW THEY KEEP THEIR MARRIAGE FRESH, 421 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,278 NO, THANK YOU. 422 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,280 OH! DON'T SIT ON MY BANJO. 423 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,448 HA! I WOULD NEVER. 424 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,449 [ LAUGHS ] 425 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,151 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 426 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,788 [ SIGHS ] THIS IS GREAT. 427 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,157 [ CHUCKLES ] 428 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,994 [ THEME FROM "THE A-TEAM" PLAYS SLOWLY ] 429 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,669 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] 430 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,970 THIS IS SO DOPE. 431 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,540 I HAVE AT LEAST SIX FULL-SIZE CANDY BARS IN HERE. 432 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,209 HOW COME I KEEP GETTING STUCK WITH MINI BOXES OF RAISINS? 433 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,145 MAYBE PEOPLE WANT TO NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH 434 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,679 'CAUSE YOU'RE A SEASICK GANGSTER. 435 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,282 SERIOUSLY? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? 436 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,117 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE -- JAZZ GUMBY. 437 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,918 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 438 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,789 BOYS, GET IN THE CAR. WE NEED TO GO HELP YOUR MOTHER. 439 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,458 BUT WE'RE STILL TRICK-OR-TREATING! 440 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,992 I WANT TO BE UP TO MY KNEES IN CANDY. 441 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,361 I'M NOT EVEN UP TO MY ANKLES YET. 442 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,528 LISTEN TO ME. 443 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,297 THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO HALLOWEEN. 444 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,532 ONE IS FILLED WITH CUTE COSTUMES AND CANDY, 445 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,102 AND THE OTHER IS BUILT ON CHAOS AND MAYHEM. 446 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,672 Walter: OKAY. 447 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,308 WHO'S INTERESTED IN SOME MAYHEM? 448 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,043 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] OKAY. 449 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,344 JESSICA, YOU CAN DO THIS. 450 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,146 ALL IS FAIR ON HALLOWEEN. 451 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,847 I COULD DO A HIGH STICK TO THE FACE. 452 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,216 [ TAPPING ] 453 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,318 I catch the egg, I hose them down. 454 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,919 I catch the egg. 455 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,588 [ GRUNTING ] 456 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,722 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 457 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,357 THIS IS IT. 458 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,594 [ THEME FROM "THE A-TEAM" PLAYS ] 459 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,430 MY FAMILY! 460 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,498 THEY CAME! 461 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,434 MOM! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE GONNA SAVE YOU! 462 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,368 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 463 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,374 [ LOUIS SIGHS ] 464 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,844 LITTLE EARLY WITH THE DOOR, DAVE! 465 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,380 WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE? 466 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,183 WELL, WE PLANNED TO HELP YOU FIGHT OFF THOSE TEEN BOYS, 467 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,552 BUT THAT PLAN HAS SINCE BEEN RUINED. 468 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,355 I'M SORRY. MY YARDSTICK GOT CAUGHT IN THE HANDLE. 469 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,056 JEFF FRIGGIN' LYNNE. 470 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,625 [ SIGHS ] 471 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,260 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN. 472 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,195 I DID. [ CHUCKLES ] 473 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,763 AND IT WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR -- 474 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,966 TRICK-OR-TREATERS, DECORATIONS EVERYWHERE. 475 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,968 BUT ONE PERSON WAS MISSING -- 476 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,270 MRS. T. 477 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,439 WHO IS MRS. T? 478 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,143 YOU. REMEMBER? 479 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,610 THE WIG I BOUGHT YOU WITH THE BOW? 480 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,078 NO. 481 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,249 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 482 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,716 IT MEANS A LOT. 483 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,252 [ CHUCKLES ] 484 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,986 [ As Mr. T ] I PITY THE FOOLS WHO COME AFTER MY WIFE! 485 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,322 I HATE THIS HOLIDAY. 486 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,059 UH, DAD, THOSE TEENAGERS ARE STILL COMING, 487 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,461 AND ALL OUR EGGS ARE BROKEN. 488 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,762 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 489 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,464 [ Normal voice ] WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY 490 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,633 TO SCARE THOSE PUNKS SO BADLY, THEY'LL NEVER COME BACK. 491 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,102 WHAT SCARES TEENAGE BOYS? 492 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,973 I KNOW. 493 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,375 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 494 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,048 * LOOK OUT 495 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,321 * HEY, HEY 496 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,360 * NO DOUBT, WE SHOW NO MERCY * 497 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,031 Dan: LOOKS LIKE THE WHOLE FAMILY CAME TO SEE THE SHOW. 498 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,201 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, LADY! 499 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,768 [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,970 Nicole: NICE COSTUME. 501 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,639 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] WHO SAID THAT? 502 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,007 I DID. 503 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,612 THE SCARIEST THING TO A TEENAGE BOY 504 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,079 IS A TEENAGE GIRL. 505 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,284 WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS, UH, DRESSED AS? 506 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,285 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 507 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,621 WHAT ARE YOU TAMPONS DRESSED AS? 508 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,456 UM, ACTUALLY, WE'RE FROM A MOVIE. 509 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,757 WHO'S THIS CHIMIN'-IN BITCH? 510 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,328 YOU SCROTES THINK YOU'RE FOOLING ANYONE WITH THOSE CLIP-ON TIES? 511 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,094 IT'S NOT A CLIP-- 512 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,565 THESE PANTY STAINS LYING TO US NOW? 513 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,099 DROP THE EGGS, LOSERS. 514 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,739 IF I HEAR ABOUT ANY OF YOU 'GINAS 515 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,407 COMING AROUND THIS HOUSE AGAIN, 516 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,343 ME AND MY GIRLS ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR SCHOOL 517 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,979 AND TELL EVERYONE HOW YOU HAVE TINY, LITTLE... 518 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,215 ROCKET SHIPS. 519 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,685 NONE OF THIS IS WORTH IT. 520 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,120 ** 521 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,029 OHH! 522 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,531 LEAVE HIM! 523 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,600 NICE FALL! 524 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,235 NICE THROW. 525 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,771 HOW CAN I THANK YOU GIRLS? 526 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,106 WOULDN'T OBJECT IF YOU HOOKED US UP WITH SOME ZIMAS. 527 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,509 SHE'S KIDDING! SHE'S JOKING. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 528 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,944 THANKS FOR LEAVING THE PARK TO COME HELP US OUT. 529 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,180 NO WORRIES. WE LIVE FOR THIS STUFF. 530 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,582 SEE YOU TOMORROW AT SCHOOL. 531 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,083 BETTER SAVE ME SOME LEMONHEADS. 532 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,355 WELL? WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? 533 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,624 IT'S HALLOWEEN! LET'S GO TRICK-OR-TREATING! 534 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,525 REALLY?! 535 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,426 FINE. LET'S JUST GO HOME. 536 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,395 NO! TRICK-OR-TREATING! LET'S GO! 537 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,796 [ ALL CHEERING ] 538 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,063 ALL RIGHT! 539 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,199 HEY! SOMEONE NEEDS TO WHEEL ME! 540 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,502 NOW I KNOW HOW GRANDMA FEELS. 541 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,808 ** 542 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,213 THIS...FEELS...AMAZING! 543 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,615 YOU KNOW, IF YOU EAT ALL THAT CANDY, 544 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,582 YOU'RE GONNA GET SICK. 545 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,117 THEN I'LL TAKE MEDICINE. 546 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:53,920 [ GRUNTS ] 547 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,624 IT'S COOL YOU CHOSE MR. T AS YOUR COSTUME, DAD. 548 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,326 DID YOU KNOW HIS HAIRSTYLE 549 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,160 ACTUALLY HONORS HIS AFRICAN WARRIOR HERITAGE? 550 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,729 SOMEONE WROTE A PAPER. 551 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,130 I READ IT ON A SNAPPLE LID. 552 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,834 [ SIGHS ] 553 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,469 THIS IS AS FAR AS I'LL GO. 554 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,771 [ CHUCKLES ] 555 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,073 [ SIGHS ] 556 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,176 WELL, THIS HALLOWEEN TURNED OUT GREAT. 557 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,978 WE NO LONGER LIVE ON A DEAD STREET, 558 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,781 THE KIDS HAD FUN, MY FEATHER EARRING STAYED IN. 559 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,917 AND THE INVESTMENT HOUSE IS SAFE. 560 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,986 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 561 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,523 [ TERMITES CHITTERING ]