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THE HELL IS THIS?

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[ SCOFFS ] I KNOW.
I GOT ONE, TOO.

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I USED TO WORK
AT LITTLE CAESARS,

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AND NOW
THEY SEND ME COUPONS!

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[ CHUCKLES ]
THEY'VE COME A LONG WAY.

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I SOLD THIS HOUSE
A MONTH AGO.

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THEY JUST SLAPPED ON
A NEW COAT OF PAINT

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AND RE-SOLD IT
FOR DOUBLE THE PRICE.

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WOW.
THAT COLOR IS BEAUTIFUL.

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TELL THAT TO THE BIRDS
WHO CRACKED THEIR SKULLS

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ON THIS SKY-COLORED
DEATH TRAP.

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[ SIGHS ]

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OH, I WISH I HAD
THE DOWN PAYMENT TO BUY A HOUSE

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TO FIX UP AND SELL.

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HOUSE FLIPPING --
THAT'S WHERE THE REAL MONEY IS.

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WELL, IF YOU EVER NEED
A CONTRACTOR,

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I JUST FINISHED RENOVATING
OUR HOUSE.

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OH.

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ERASED ALL MEMORIES
OF MARVIN'S EX,

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MINUS HER WALL MURALS, WHICH ARE
ACTUALLY QUITE BEAUTIFUL.

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"HORSES THROUGH HISTORY".
THEY'RE NICE.

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[ VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES ]FLOWERS FOR MRS. HUANG?

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WHAT? [ CHUCKLES ]

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WHO SENT ME FLOWERS?

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[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

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--Captions by VITAC--

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♪ FRESH OFF THE BOAT

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♪ I'M GETTIN' MINE
EVERYWHERE I GO ♪

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♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY,
NOW YOU KNOW ♪

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♪ FRESH OFF THE BOAT

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♪ HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE I COME FROM ♪

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♪ BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN'

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♪ I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT

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♪♪

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BOYFRIEND?
WHAT BOYFRIEND?

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OH, NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE
CHARLES PASSED.

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OH, I'M SO SORRY.

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I CAN'T SPEAK CHINESE,

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BUT I CAN TELL FROM YOUR TONE
THAT YOU'RE DOING OKAY.

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WAIT. YOU KNEW SHE HAD
A BOYFRIEND?

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I INTRODUCED THEM.

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CHARLES AND MARVIN USE TO WORK
FOR THE SAME DENTAL PRACTICE.

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HE WAS
MARVIN'S DENTAL MENTOR.

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HIS "DENTOR".

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DENTOR. THAT'S FUNNY.

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WAIT. SO, YOU DIDN'T KNOW
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND?

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NO.

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BUT IT DOES EXPLAIN
SOME THINGS.

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[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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SINCE WHEN DO YOU STAY OUT
SO LATE?

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IT'S ALMOST 7:30.

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GRANDMA HUANG:
[ Giggling ]

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EVAN?

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OH, SORRY.

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I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST MAKING
HOMEMADE TEA BAGS AGAIN.

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BUT I GUESS
SHE'S SO PRIVATE,

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THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE KNOWN.

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WE HEARD ABOUT CHARLES.
WE'RE SO SORRY.

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I ALWAYS ENJOYED HIS OPINIONS
ON LOCAL POLITICS.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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EMERY...

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♪♪

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I HAVE BIG NEWS.

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YOU FOUND THE STRAY DOG
THAT GETS INTO OUR FREEZER?

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'CAUSE I'LL ADOPT HIM.

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THERE'S NO WAY YOUR MOM
SIGNS OFF ON THAT.

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SHE WILL TOO.
SHE'S MELLOWING OUT.

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-DO YOU REMEMBER THE --
-NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DOG.

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IT IS NEWS
THAT WILL AFFECT

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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
PROFOUNDLY.

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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CATTLEMAN'S RANCH.

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OH, MY GOD.

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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I CAME
AS SOON AS I COULD!

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EDDIE'S FIRST SCHOOL DANCE.
HOW CAN I HELP? WHAT CAN I DO?

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WELL, I WENT INTO GREAT DETAIL
ABOUT IT ON THE PHONE.

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HOW MUCH DID YOU HEAR?

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UH, "THE 7th GRADE DANCE
IS COMING UP..."

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AND THEN HERE I AM.

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AS THE PRINCIPAL OF
A MIDDLE SCHOOL, I'M VERY BUSY.

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BUT I GUESS I CAN MAKE SOME TIME
TO GO OVER IT AGAIN.

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[ INTERCOM BEEPS ]

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SHAUNA, PUSH MY 12:30.

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SHAUNA:
You mean when you said

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we'd go try
that new fro-yo place?

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[ INTERCOM BEEPS ]YES, PUSH THAT.

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SO, WE'RE ASKING PARENTS
IF THEY CAN HELP OUT

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AT THE FALL BALL
BY DONATING FOOD OR CHAPERONING.

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"THE FALL BALL."
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME.

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EDDIE'S FIRST DANCE IS SOMETHING
I'VE LOOKED FORWARD TO

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EVER SINCE
I MOVED TO THIS COUNTRY.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT AMERICAN DANCES?

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YOU GREW UP IN...
TAIWAN?

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-YES, TAIWAN.
-TAIWAN.

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WELL, YOU KNOW
THOSE PLASTIC TABLES THEY HAVE

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IN THE CENTER
OF THE PIZZAS?

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YES, THEY KEEP THE LID
OFF THE CHEESE. GO ON.

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WELL, I USED TO WORK
IN A FACTORY THAT MADE THOSE.

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TO KEEP MORALE UP,

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THEY WOULD PLAY JOHN HUGHES
MOVIES ON THE VCR.

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"PRETTY IN PINK"
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

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WHY DOES SHE WEAR
SO MUCH PINK?

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[ SCOFFS ] THEY HAVEN'T
EXPLAINED THAT YET, CHAU.

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THEY SHOULD CALL THIS MOVIE
"SAD REDHEAD GOES TO THE DANCE".

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OKAY, CHAU.

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WOW,
TAIWAN SOUNDS ROUGH.

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THAT WASN'T IN TAIWAN.
THAT WAS IN NEW JERSEY.

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I DROVE THROUGH
NEW JERSEY ONCE.

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I MUST HAVE WATCHED THAT MOVIE
100 TIMES.

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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
AS CLOSE AS I EVER GOT
TO AN AMERICAN DANCE.

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BUT NOW I GET TO EXPERIENCE IT
THROUGH MY SON.

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ALL RIGHT,
I'VE BEEN EAVESDROPPING,

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AND THIS IS NOT WORTH
MISSING FROZEN YOGURT FOR.

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LET'S GO.

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[ VIDEO GAMES NOISES ]

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I HEARD THE GREAT NEWS.I KNOW!

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TRENT JUST GOT THE "GAME GENIE"
FOR SUPER NINTENDO.

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Trent: WE'RE USING IT
WITH "SHAQ FU."

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YOU TYPE IN A CODE, AND INSTEAD
OF HIM THROWING WIND,

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HE THROWS
BASKETBALL JERSEYS.

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IT'S STILL TERRIBLE, BUT
A DIFFERENT KIND OF TERRIBLE.

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NO. THE GREAT NEWS
ABOUT THE FALL BALL!

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WAIT, WHAT?

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YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT MY SCHOOL ACTIVITIES.

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WHERE WAS THIS
WHEN I NEEDED HELP

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ON MY VEGETABLE GARDEN
FOR THE HOMELESS?

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THOSE WERE HOBO MELONS.

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THIS IS DIFFERENT.
THIS ACTUALLY MATTERS.

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SO YOU'RE ALL GOING,
RIGHT?

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YEAH, WE WERE GONNA
ROLL THROUGH.SURE.

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SOUNDS GOOD.
SOUNDS GOOD.

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STOP COPYING ME, DAVE.

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"ROLL THROUGH"?

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I DIDN'T COME TO THIS COUNTRY
FOR MY SON TO --

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL TAKE A BEAT.

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TAKE IT EASY, DAD.
IT'S JUST A DANCE.

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IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

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IT IS A BIG DEAL.

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THIS IS
A COMING-OF-AGE MOMENT.

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YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WEAR,

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WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY,

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HOW YOU'RE GONNA SLOW DANCE
WITH GIRLS.

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SLOW DANCE?
WE GOT THAT COVERED.

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WE'VE BEEN WATCHING
"THE GRIND" ON MTV.

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WE'RE WORKING ON
A SIGNATURE MOVE.

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OH, WELL,
SEE, THAT'S GREAT.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WEREN'T TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

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-COOL.
-SURE.

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NO PROBLEM.
NO PROBLEM.

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DAVE, YOU DO THAT AGAIN,
AND YOU'RE GONNA GET A PUNCH.

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HIT IT, WALTER.

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♪ MR. BOOMBASTIC

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♪ WHAT YOU WANT
IS SOME BOOMBASTIC ♪

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♪ ROMANTIC FANTASTIC LOVER

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♪ SHAGGY

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♪ SHE CALL ME MR. BOOMBASTIC

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♪ SAY ME FANTASTIC

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♪ TOUCH ME ON ME BACK,
SHE SAYS I'M MR. RO... ♪

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♪ MANTIC,
CALL ME FANTASTIC ♪

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♪ TOUCH ME ON ME BACK,
SHE SAYS I'M MR. RO... ♪

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SHAGGY!

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♪ ...SMOOTH

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♪ FANTASTIC, TOUCH ME ON ME
BACK, SHE SAYS I'M MR. RO... ♪

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♪ SMOO--

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NO GIRL IS GONNA WANT TO DANCE
WITH YOU IF YOU'RE DOING THAT.

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YEAH, THEY WILL.

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'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA GYRATE THEM
INTO OUR ORBIT.

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[ R&B MUSIC PLAYS ]

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I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING,
BUT I LIKE IT!

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UH, NOPE.

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I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED TO
TAKE A STEP BACK HERE.

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HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HAD
PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH A GIRL?

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YEAH. KATHY.

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YOUR 2-MONTH-OLD COUSIN
DOESN'T COUNT.

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I FED HER SOME PEAS.SO, WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO?

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YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THE DANCE
AND FEED GIRLS PEAS?

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I HEARD ALISON
IS ALLERGIC TO PEAS.

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WHO'S ALISON?

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A GIRL EDDIE LIKES.

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SHE SENDS HER USED POGS
TO AFRICA.

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SHE'S CLASSY.

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OH, GREAT.
THAT'S PERFECT.

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SO, I ASSUME ALISON
WILL BE AT THE DANCE.

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AND A CLASSY GIRL
LIKE THAT

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IS GOING TO WANT YOU
TO SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
THE SURPRISE DIP.

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MY FATHER TAUGHT ME THIS.

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HE MEANT IT AS A FIGHTING MOVE,
BUT I REPURPOSED IT.

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WHOA.
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

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WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SHOW US,
LOUIS?

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MR. HUANG.

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HMM.

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I CAN SHOW YOU GUYS A LOT.

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NOW, IF YOU LISTEN TO ME,

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I PROMISE
YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT FALL BALL.

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SHAGGY!

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PLEASE STOP THAT.

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SO, I AM GONNA HELP EDDIE
AND HIS FRIENDS

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HAVE A GREAT FALL BALL.

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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER.

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OH, I KNOW.
POOR CHARLES.

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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DIED.

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WHAT?
YOU KNEW ABOUT CHARLES, TOO?

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YEAH, HE AND MA ATE
AT THE RESTAURANT ALL THE TIME.

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HE WAS THE REASON I PUT
A SNEEZE GUARD ON THE SALAD BAR.

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Charles: ACHOO!

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WELL, DID YOU KNOW THAT HE LEFT
YOUR MOTHER SOME MONEY?

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NO, BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE
CHARLES.

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HE WAS VERY GENEROUS.

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HE ONCE TIPPED MITCH $20
ON A SOUP.

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MITCH RAN TO THE STORE

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AND BROUGHT BACK A JACKSON'S
WORTH OF CANDY.

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[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT A NIGHT THAT WAS.

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WE WERE FLYING, BOY!
LOUIS.

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[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW SHE'S
JUST GONNA PUT ALL THAT MONEY

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UNDER HER MATTRESS.

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INSTEAD, SHE SHOULD INVEST IT
WITH ME ON A HOUSE TO FLIP.

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A GREAT COLONIAL
JUST CAME ON THE MARKET.

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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

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GREAT.
SO YOU'LL ASK HER FOR ME.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN
IF I DO THAT.

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SHE'LL JUST ASK ME
WHY YOUDIDN'T ASK HER

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00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,836
AND THE GULF BETWEEN YOU
WILL GROW.

228
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,142
OH, I CAN'T ASK HER.

229
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,361
WE HAVE
SUCH A CHILLY RELATIONSHIP.

230
00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,407
WELL, THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
THE CASE.

231
00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,452
SPEND SOME TIME WITH HER,
WARM HER UP.

232
00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,542
AND WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,
ASK HER.

233
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,157
DO YOU THINK
THE TIME WAS RIGHT FOR THAT?

234
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,115
I DO NOT.

235
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,857
Sajak: UP TO $1,200.

236
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,860
[ APPLAUSE]

237
00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,035
HI, MOM.

238
00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,167
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

239
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,516
"WHEEL."

240
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,173
SO, I WAS THINKING,

241
00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,828
WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GO OUT FOR LUNCH TODAY?

242
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:28,742
MY TREAT.

243
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:29,960
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

244
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,832
RIGHT.

245
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:35,879
OKAY, WELL, WHAT ABOUT WE DO
SOMETHING AFTER LUNCH?

246
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:40,449
WOW, SO BUSY
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

247
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,973
THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

248
00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:45,193
WHAT?

249
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:48,413
[ APPLAUSE]

250
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,763
OH.

251
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,982
WELL,
I HAVE NOTHING GOING ON.

252
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:55,116
MIND IF I TAG ALONG WITH YOU
ON YOUR BUSY DAY?

253
00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:01,470
I WANT A NEW JETTA.

254
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,736
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

255
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,743
YOU TAKE COINS
OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN?

256
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,446
LET ME JUST PUSH AWAY THESE
MOSQUITOS HAVING SEX,

257
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,579
AND I'LL STICK MY ARM IN.

258
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,067
AH.

259
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,682
SPEAKING OF A GOOD FIND,

260
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,511
THERE'S THIS HOUSE
THAT JUST WENT ON THE MARKET.

261
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,818
IF YOU INVESTED
YOUR INHERITANCE WITH ME,

262
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,080
I COULD DOUBLE YOUR MONEY.

263
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:58,483
OKAY, SO IF I HAVE ONE TAKEAWAY
FROM JOHN HUGHES MOVIES,

264
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,747
IT'S THAT DRESSING CONFIDENTLY
MATTERS.

265
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:01,965
DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE ON ME,
DAD.

266
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,619
I WANT TO LOOK FLY
AT THE DANCE.

267
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,664
SHOW ME
WHAT YOU FEEL BEST IN.

268
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,798
WHY?

269
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,931
WHY DOES THIS MAKE YOU
FEEL CONFIDENT?

270
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:14,151
BECAUSE IT'S THE PERFECT MIX
OF CLASS AND STREET.

271
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,413
KIND OF LIKE ALISON.

272
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:16,980
I GET IT NOW,
AND I LOVE IT.

273
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,155
YOU DO?

274
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,853
NO, BUT IF YOU'RE CONFIDENT
IN IT,

275
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,593
THEN I FEEL CONFIDENT
IN YOU.

276
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,292
I MEAN, LOOK AT STEFF AND BLANE
IN "PRETTY IN PINK".

277
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,555
THEY WORE BLAZERS
WITH ROLLED-UP SLEEVES

278
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,732
LIKE FEMALE STAND-UP COMICS,
AND THEY WERE THE POPULAR KIDS.

279
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,952
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS,
BUT THANKS.

280
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,998
OKAY,
SO YOUR WALLS ARE GOOD.

281
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,132
NOW WE NEED TO WORK
ON YOUR ROOF.

282
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,177
BUCK, THIS IS SICK.

283
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,092
♪ YEAH

284
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:45,095
I DON'T THINK THAT MEANS
WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.

285
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,749
YEAH, IT DOES.
'CAUSE I'M MONEY.

286
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:50,579
[ CHUCKLES ] HEY, LIKE I SAID,
IF YOU FEEL GOOD, I FEEL GOOD.

287
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,889
OKAY, LOU, SO FIVE CUTS?

288
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,455
UH, NO,
JUST FOR MY BOY.

289
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,893
BUT I GOT FROSTED TIPS.

290
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,546
[ SIGHS ]

291
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:04,114
ALL RIGHT, BUCK, WHAT'S
THE DAMAGE FOR THE TIPS?

292
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,550
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

293
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,465
HE ASKED
FOR THE PREMIUM TINFOIL.

294
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,164
[ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ]

295
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:15,386
♪♪

296
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,564
YOU MUST HAVE
A HUGE PAIR OF ROCKS

297
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,044
TO SHOW UP
LOOKING LIKE THAT.

298
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,786
OKAY, I'VE GOT TO HEAD TO
THE DANCE EARLY TO SET UP FOOD.

299
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,137
SO WALTER'S DAD, WALTER SR.,
WILL BE GIVING YOU ALL A RIDE.

300
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,574
HEY, YOU GOT A SEC?

301
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,403
SON, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS.

302
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,362
THINGS COULD
GET HEATED TONIGHT.

303
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,278
YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH YOUR
GIRL, LOST IN THE MOMENT,

304
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,367
YOU WON'T WANT TO STOP
TO THINK ABOUT PROTECTION.

305
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,498
WHAT?!

306
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,631
TAKE THIS WITH YOU,
AND IN THE MOMENT,

307
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:46,417
PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE
THE SMART CHOICE AND USE IT.

308
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,029
THAT'S MITCHUM.
THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.

309
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,160
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

310
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,162
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
I GOT IT COVERED.

311
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:55,165
WE ALL WENT IN
ON A BOTTLE OF POLO COLOGNE.

312
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,427
HMM.

313
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:59,169
WE DID THE MATH.
WE GET THREE SPRAYS EACH.

314
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:03,826
CHECK IT --
TWO CHEEKS AND A VALLEY.

315
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,220
[ CHUCKLES ]
EDDIE, I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU.

316
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,962
THESE ARE THE CRITICAL HOURS
LEADING UP TO THE BIG DANCE.

317
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,921
IN THE MOVIE, THIS IS WHEN ANDIE
ASSEMBLED HER OWN DRESS.

318
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,053
RIGHT.

319
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,228
WELL, I'M EXCITED, TOO.

320
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,970
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M GONNA
SEE ALISON OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.

321
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,102
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN
WHEN YOU SEE HER?

322
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,190
I DON'T KNOW.

323
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,627
FIGURE WE'LL LEAN UP AGAINST
A WALL AND SEE WHAT'S WHAT.

324
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,065
NO, COME ON.
DANCES ARE THE TIME TO BE BOLD.

325
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,631
WHEN YOU SEE HER,
TALK TO HER.

326
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,763
OKAY.

327
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,852
I'LL GUESS
I'LL BE LIKE, "GREETINGS."

328
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,854
NO, YOU NEED TO SHOW HER
YOU LIKE HER.

329
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,422
HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING
THOSE DANCE MOVES I TAUGHT YOU?

330
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,727
WELL, I THINK SO.

331
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:36,859
YOU THINK SO,
OR YOU KNOW SO?

332
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,426
WELL, I HAVE BEEN --

333
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,862
BECAUSE THIS IS GAME TIME.

334
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,646
THE FALL BALL IS
A SEASONS-BASED DANCE.

335
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,865
YOU MISS THIS CHANCE,

336
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,693
A WHOLE YEAR GOES BY
BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER.

337
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,521
AND WHO KNOWS
WHERE SHE'LL BE NEXT YEAR?

338
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,870
SHE COULD BE DEAD.
WHAT?

339
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,741
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I COULD BE DEAD, TOO.

340
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:52,657
WHAT?!
JUST --
ANYONE COULD DIE AT ANY TIME.

341
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,094
I MEAN, YEAH?

342
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,138
GOOD.

343
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,532
NOW YOU HAVE FUN
OUT THERE TONIGHT.

344
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,013
BUT REMEMBER, IN A COUPLE HOURS,
YOUR WHOLE WORLD WILL CHANGE.

345
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,886
♪♪

346
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,719
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

347
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,029
HEY, BOSS,
YOU NEVER QUITE FINISHED

348
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,291
THAT ANNOUNCEMENT
THE OTHER DAY.

349
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,119
YEAH, 'CAUSE MY MOM COUNTS ON
MY PAYCHECK

350
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,163
FOR HER ACTING CLASSES,

351
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,251
SO I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.

352
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,818
RIGHT.

353
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,516
UH, WELL, IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S
GONNA AFFECT YOU PROFOUNDLY.

354
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,605
[ SNIFFS ]
POLO. THEY'RE HERE.

355
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:33,133
UH, I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE WHEN HE FIRST WALKS IN.

356
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,177
[ CHUCKLES ]

357
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,006
OH, I LOVE
HOW YOU FRAMED THE DOORWAY.

358
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,834
JOHN HUGHES WOULD APPROVE.

359
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,967
GREAT.

360
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,973
TIPS, WHERE'S EDDIE?

361
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,931
OH,
HE SAID HE WASN'T COMING.

362
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:55,024
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW JUST DID!

363
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,549
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

364
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,335
WELL, SHE'S HELPING ME
FIGURE OUT EXACTLY HOW MUCH

365
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,640
I SPENT ON MY REMODEL.

366
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,513
SHE'S SO NICE.
SHE OFFERED TO DO IT FOR FREE.

367
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,211
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

368
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,212
OOH.

369
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,170
WELL, IF SHE'S SO NICE,

370
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,737
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER
WHY SHE'S SO COLD TO ME?

371
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,001
OKAY.

372
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,527
I CAN'T SPEAK CHINESE.

373
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,573
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

374
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,012
WHAT IS SHE SAYING TO ME?

375
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:29,754
SHE IS TELLING YOU TO TELL ME
TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR

376
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,148
BECAUSE SHE SAYS
I AM THE COLD ONE.

377
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:36,239
OH, WOW.
THIS IS GETTING REAL.

378
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,502
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

379
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,437
HONEY,
WHERE DOES YOUR MOTHER LIVE?

380
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,569
EL PASO?

381
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,005
I'M NOT SURE.

382
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,051
SHE GOES BACK AND FORTH
TO MEXICO A LOT

383
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,269
TO BUY STEROIDS
FOR HER CAT.

384
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,249
[ SOBS ]

385
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,512
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

386
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,209
WHERE IS MY MOTHER?

387
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,997
[ VIDEO GAME NOISES ]

388
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,043
EDDIE, WHY AREN'T YOU
AT THE DANCE?

389
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,697
CHANGED MY MIND.

390
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,091
IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE THING
I SAID ABOUT ALISON DYING?

391
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,875
LOOK, IT'S VERY UNLIKELY
SHE'S GONNA DIE.

392
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,833
AS FAR AS WE KNOW,
SHE'S YOUNG AND HEALTHY --

393
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,096
DAD, IT'S NOT THAT.

394
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,488
WELL, THEN WHAT?

395
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,100
YOU TOLD ME MY WHOLE WORLD
WAS GONNA CHANGE.

396
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,971
I WAS SAYING IT COULD CHANGE
FOR THE BETTER.

397
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,191
BUT WHAT IF IT CHANGES
FOR THE WORSE?

398
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,068
ARE YOU AFRAID ALISON
WON'T LIKE YOU?

399
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:09,985
I ALREADY HAD MY HEART JACKED
ONCE BY NICOLE,

400
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,421
AND IT SUCKED.

401
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,554
YEAH, THAT DID SUCK.

402
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,947
AND YOU'RE RIGHT --
ALISON MIGHT NOT LIKE YOU.

403
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,341
BUT WHAT IF SHE DOES

404
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,170
AND YOU NEVER FIND OUT BECAUSE
YOU'RE SITTING ON THE SIDELINES?

405
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,346
IT'S LIKE SHAQ SAYS
IN HIS MOTIVATIONAL BOOK,

406
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,652
"SHAQ-ISMS" --

407
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,220
"YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS
YOU DON'T TAKE."

408
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,310
BUT HE ONLY MAKES 50%
OF THE SHOTS HE DOES.

409
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,965
I'M SORRY, DAD.
I DON'T LIKE THOSE ODDS.

410
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:37,578
WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO
THE DANCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

411
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,797
I'M JUST HAPPY
YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

412
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,756
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

413
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,714
I NEVER
GOT TO GO TO A DANCE.

414
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,891
NEVER
HAD THE OPPORTUNITY.

415
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,024
ALL I HAD WAS A MOVIE.

416
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,071
♪♪

417
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,865
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

418
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,261
I WAS WRONG.

419
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,480
SHAQ MAKES 58%
OF HIS SHOTS,

420
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:13,309
WHICH MEANS I HAVE A BETTER
CHANCE TO MAKE THAN MISS.

421
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,224
LET'S GO TO THAT DANCE.

422
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,138
[ LAUGHS ]

423
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:23,319
♪ ALIVE AND KICKING

424
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:28,411
♪ STAY UNTIL YOUR LOVE IS

425
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:32,981
♪ ALIVE AND KICKING

426
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,592
♪ STAY UNTIL YOUR LOVE IS

427
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:38,726
♪ UNTIL YOUR LOVE IS ALIVE

428
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,163
THAT WAS BETTER THAN A MOVIE.
[ CHUCKLES ]

429
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,601
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

430
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,126
THERE HE GO.

431
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,304
GREETINGS.
WANT TO DANCE?

432
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,610
ABOUT TIME YOU ASKED ME.

433
00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:01,792
[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

434
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:05,187
DON'T WORRY.
THIS HAPPENS AT EVERY DANCE.

435
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,233
IT'S CALLED
A "MOOSH" PIT.

436
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,195
BOY MEETS GIRL,
BOY FALLS IN LOVE,

437
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,284
GIRL ELBOWS BOY
IN THE RIBS.

438
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,027
SHAGGY!

439
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,686
♪♪

440
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,391
Jessica: "TO HELP YOU REACH
THOSE COINS IN THE MIDDLE."

441
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,615
[ CHUCKLES ]

442
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,321
GRANDMA, STOP IT!

443
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:56,195
NO, NO.
NO, DON'T STOP IT!

444
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,072
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOAN.

445
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:08,381
I WANT YOU TO BE PARTNERS
WITH ME, 50/50.

446
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,425
OH.

447
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,523
$7,000?! THAT'S IT?!

448
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,963
WE NEED A LOT MORE THAN THAT
TO BUY A HOUSE.

449
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,926
[ SQUEALING ]

450
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,407
[ LAUGHS ]
THANK YOU, HONEY.

451
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,278
OF COURSE, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE, OF COURSE!

452
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,280
COME HERE! [ LAUGHS ]

453
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,674
I'M SO EXCITED
WE'RE GONNA BE PARTNERS!

454
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,066
[ GASPS ] OOH.

455
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,721
IS IT TOO SOON TO SUGGEST
A HORSE MURAL IN EVERY ROOM?

456
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,549
YES.
YES.

457
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,725
OKAY.
[ SQUEALS ]

458
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,469
♪ MR. LOVER LOVER, MM

459
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,515
♪ MR. LOVER LOVER

460
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,518
♪ GIRL, MR. LOVER LOVER

461
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:01,477
♪ MM, MR. LOVER LOVER

462
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,653
♪ SHE CALL ME MR. BOOMBASTIC

463
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,089
♪ SAY ME FANTASTIC

464
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:08,441
♪ TOUCH ME ON ME BACK,
SHE SAYS I'M MR. RO... ♪

465
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,704
♪ MANTIC,
CALL ME FANTASTIC ♪

466
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:14,316
♪ TOUCH ME ON ME BACK,
SHE SAYS I'M MR. RO... ♪

467
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,926
♪ SMOOTH

468
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,538
♪ JUST LIKE SILK,
SOFT AND CUDDLY ♪

469
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,017
♪ HUG ME UP LIKE A QUILT

470
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,323
♪ I'M A LYRICAL LOVER

471
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,544
♪ NO TAKE ME FOR NO FILTH
WITH MY SEXUAL PHYSIQUE ♪

472
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:25,588
♪ JAH KNOW ME WELL BUILT

473
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,111
♪ OH, ME, OH, MY

474
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,418
♪ WELL, WELL, CAN'T YOU TELL
I'M JUST LIKE... ♪