1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,937 MAN: Tiger Woods continued to overshadow the competition. 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,340 With his chip shot at the 8th hole. 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:10,411 [ cheers and applause ] The Masters. Nice. 4 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,081 Tiger Woods is dominating the field like a boss. 5 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,882 He's the freaking best. 6 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:15,916 Wow. 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,351 He'll be the youngest player to ever win. 8 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,786 Exactly. 9 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:20,621 Which is why we can't let Mom find out. 10 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,290 What are you talking about? 11 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,358 Tiger Woods is half-Asian. 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,626 What? 13 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,095 He is? 14 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,462 I've never heard that before. 15 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,764 Yeah. Nobody talks about it for some reason. 16 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,933 Wait, but why can't we let Mom find out? 17 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,435 "Why can't we" -- 18 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,238 This guy wants to know 19 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,406 why we can't let Mom find out. 20 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:39,440 Psh. 21 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,474 You know how Mom gets 22 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,710 when she sees an Asian person succeed publicly. 23 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,545 Remember Kristi Yamaguchi? 24 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,879 Or Michael Chang? 25 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:47,047 Or Connie Chung? 26 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,619 Tensions were high today 27 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:56,224 in Bos-nie-ah Herz-egg-gov-ven-govenah. 28 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,425 JESSICA: Again. 29 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,093 By the time I could pronounce it, 30 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,128 the war was over. 31 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,295 Mom can't find out. 32 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,930 We have to keep this from her. 33 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,599 Agreed. Nobody talks. 34 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,268 I'm going over to Honey's. 35 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,836 Tiger Woods is half-Asian. 36 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,404 He's about to win the Masters. 37 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,972 What's this, now? 38 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:16,310 One of our own succeeding in the public eye? 39 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,246 If you start punching yourself now, 40 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,414 it'll be easier for you when Mom leaves. 41 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,416 I'll take that into consideration. 42 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,588 * Fresh off the boat 43 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,257 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 44 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,525 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 45 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,826 * Fresh off the boat 46 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,163 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 47 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,630 * But I know where I'm goin' 48 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,367 * I'm fresh off the boat 49 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,435 MAN: Tensions were high as Tiger lined up 50 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,172 this historic final shot of the Masters. 51 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:49,143 [ cheers and applause ] 52 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,844 Those are Tiger's parents. 53 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,613 Tiger embraced his dad, Earl, 54 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,348 who he credits as instrumental 55 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,617 in his quest to become a champion. 56 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,619 Imagine how proud his parents must be. 57 00:01:58,719 --> 00:01:59,687 I know. 58 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:00,754 You know, in a way, 59 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,523 I feel like I could have raised Tiger Woods. 60 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,025 Mm. Because you see yourself in his Asian mother. 61 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,059 No. 62 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,561 I see myself in Earl. 63 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,397 He drove his son hard, 64 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,465 and now Tiger is a champion. 65 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,866 That's good parenting. 66 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,835 Yeah, I see myself in him too. 67 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,070 Yeah, well... 68 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:19,573 Earl is a disciplinarian like me. 69 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,175 He pushed Tiger to greatness 70 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,177 the way I push our boys to be the best. 71 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,246 If anything, you're more like Kultida. 72 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,014 Who? 73 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:28,148 Exactly. 74 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:29,883 Tiger's mother. The forgotten one. 75 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,152 (sighs) 76 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,721 Oh, no. 77 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,056 Now you want to talk about what I just said. 78 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:38,492 No. 79 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:41,229 ** 80 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,996 Hey, so, speaking of dishes, 81 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,832 when you say I'm like Kultida, 82 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,067 what exactly do you mean? (scoffs] I knew it. 83 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,603 Well, it's just we both do our part to parent the boys. 84 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,704 Of course we do. 85 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:51,772 All I'm saying is 86 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,074 that in the same way Earl and I share 87 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,577 a strict and tough parenting philosophy, 88 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,781 you and Kultida are more relaxed and lenient 89 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,049 and soft. 90 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,352 Well, I wouldn't say "soft." But it's true. 91 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,053 Maybe I'm a little more permissive. 92 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,888 Right. You're Kultida. 93 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,458 She's got her big hat and sunglasses. 94 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,693 She's hanging back, passive, 95 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,296 quietly watching Earl run the show. 96 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,864 You know I can't pull of hats. 97 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,366 They make my face look small. 98 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,200 I'm more lenient than you because I choose to be. 99 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,235 My dad was a tough man, 100 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,770 and I promised myself when I had kids, 101 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:23,804 I'd be different. 102 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,139 That's wonderful. I can really see that. 103 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,375 All I mean is that 104 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,243 Earl and I do a lot of the heavy lifting 105 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,811 to push our children to succeed. 106 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,413 And sometimes, kids don't need that. 107 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,315 Sometimes, they need their parents to step back 108 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,317 so they can find their own interests and talents, 109 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,419 because that's also important for success. Mm. 110 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,821 That's certainly a very Kultida way of thinking. 111 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,155 Just because I parent differently 112 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,257 doesn't mean it's worse. 113 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,458 I'm not saying it is. Really? 114 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,460 Because it feels like what you're saying 115 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,495 is that, as a parent, 116 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,730 you're hands on, effective, doing everything, 117 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,332 and I'm hands off, in the background, 118 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,766 doing nothing but wearing a hat. 119 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,234 I wouldn't say you do nothing, 120 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,136 but that is a very good summary, Louis. 121 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,805 Well put. 122 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,106 Goodnight. 123 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:02,643 ** 124 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,111 (bell dings) 125 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,580 REBA: Good morning, Abe Lincoln Middle Schoolers. 126 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,749 It's Reba with your daily announcements. 127 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:10,183 The new beams are up in the library. 128 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,019 And you may have noticed the molding is in place. 129 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,488 Just waiting on the guys to paint the trim. 130 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,956 That'll happen Thursday. 131 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,192 Also, lunch today is burger bar. 132 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,428 BILL: What are you talking about? 133 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,596 Look, man, we can't have the same backpack. 134 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,131 But this is my backpack. 135 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,999 Fool, did you hear me? 136 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,168 Get a new b.p. or we fight. 137 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,173 Tiger Woods? That guy's dope. 138 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,175 He hit the green from the tee on a par 4. 139 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,044 I bet he gets so many girls. 140 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:38,679 I love everything about Tiger. 141 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,881 Especially that he's an African-American dude 142 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,716 dominating a sport full of white guys. 143 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,385 Tiger's also half-Asian. 144 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,186 What? No, he's not. 145 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,220 It's true. 146 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,656 His mom is Thai. 147 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,658 That's the brim of her sun hat in background. 148 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,360 None of us have ever heard that. 149 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,127 And we know everything about him. 150 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,629 I've seen Tiger's dad, Earl, 151 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,297 and he's definitely African-American. 152 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,866 Right. And his mom is Thai. 153 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,201 Come on! 154 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,803 (bell rings) 155 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,039 He's half-Asian! 156 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,307 Half-Asian? 157 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,142 Are we talking Keanu? 158 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,213 Hey. 159 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,682 I've been thinking about our conversation. 160 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,049 Oh, boy. 161 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,317 And there's an easy way 162 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,520 to put our different parenting styles to the test. 163 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,755 Let's make a friendly bet on the golf course. No, thank you. 164 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,091 "Friendly" means "not for money." I'm listening. 165 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,059 You and I both have about the same level of golf skill. 166 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,495 Well, passably competent. 167 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,597 We each take one of the boys for two weeks 168 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:30,864 and help them learn golf. 169 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,400 Then the boys will play nine holes, 170 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,503 and whoever's player wins, is the parenting champion. 171 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,270 (scoffs) I'm going to win. 172 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:40,508 True greatness comes from the Earl/Jessica parenting philosophy, 173 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,109 not from the Kultida/Louis one. 174 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,176 We'll see. 175 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,412 Just two rules. 176 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,380 We both have to use the same golf instructor 177 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,448 so no one has the advantage, 178 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,516 and Emery is out. 179 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:49,783 Oh, of course. He's good at everything. 180 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,519 It wouldn't be fair. 181 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:53,454 Well, that leaves Eddie and Evan. 182 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,922 I'll take Evan. He's more moldable. 183 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:55,956 Great. 184 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,258 And I'll take Eddie, because he's... 185 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,461 well, he's the only kid left. 186 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,530 ** 187 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,070 Well, this is exactly what we didn't want to happen. 188 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,439 Thanks a lot, Evan. 189 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,873 I was mad at myself too, 190 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,275 but look at these clothes. 191 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,810 They're like my regular clothes 192 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,145 but with an athletic cut. 193 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,280 This is gonna be great, right, guys? 194 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,583 We'll work hard, but we'll also have fun. 195 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,084 (scoffs) Fun? 196 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,385 This isn't a cartoon, Louis. 197 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,954 We're not mermaids and reggae crabs 198 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,556 singing at the bottom of the sea. 199 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:34,327 ** 200 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,831 Evan, this is your golf instructor, Phil. 201 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,132 His name is actually Phillip, 202 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,402 but white people love to shorten their names. 203 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,271 Thank you, Jess. 204 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,642 Evan, this is your new instructor, Ted. 205 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,278 I chose him because his name can't be shortened. 206 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,413 I once played a round with Jimmy Carter. 207 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,748 Hm. 208 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,116 He's gonna teach you the basics, 209 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,251 and then Mommy's gonna be here to push him to push you. 210 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,920 Great. I'm ready to learn. 211 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,021 Okay, Evan. 212 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,189 Take this 5-iron. 213 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,957 And I want you to hit this ball. 214 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,426 I just want to get a sense of where you're at. 215 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,001 True beginner. Got it. 216 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,435 Yes. 217 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,471 Ted, together, we are going to mold 218 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,939 this beginner lump of clay 219 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,542 into an excellent golfer. 220 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:24,344 * Yo-yo, yo, yo-yo 221 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,213 * Yo-yo, yo, yo-yo 222 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,848 (rapping) * When I step up in the place 223 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,483 (alarm beeping) * A-yo, I step correct 224 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,218 * Whoo-hah, whoo-hah * I got you all in check 225 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,686 * I got that head nod, y'all * 226 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,121 * That make you break your neck * Again. 227 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,355 * Whoo-hah, whoo-hah Again. 228 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,057 Again. * I got you all in check * 229 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,392 * And you know we come through to wreck the discotheque * 230 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,829 * Whoo-hah, whoo-hah * I got you all in check 231 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,330 * Throw your hands up in the air * 232 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,464 * Don't ever dis-- 233 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,902 (sighs) I'm sorry, Mommy. 234 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,371 The clothes are for me, but maybe golf isn't. 235 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,707 Nonsense. You just have to work harder. 236 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,009 Maybe you just need longer tees. I'll go get them. 237 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,311 Oh, so you can eat a Popsicle behind the pro shop? 238 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,346 No way. 239 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:00,480 I'll get them. 240 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,384 Mm-hmm. 241 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,485 (chuckling) 242 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,888 Louis? Oh, hey, Jessica. 243 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,157 You know, I think I was too quick to dismiss hats. 244 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,659 I don't know if my face got bigger 245 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,360 or the hats got smaller, but either way, 246 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,696 I'm wearing this bad boy out of the store. 247 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,831 Okay. Where's Eddie? 248 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,200 Oh, we've been practicing his fairway woods all morning, 249 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,234 so I gave him a break. 250 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,502 Oh, a break? 251 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,838 That's very Louis/Kultida. 252 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,607 No breaks for Evan. 253 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,041 (snickers) 254 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,377 I see you've got the extra-long tees there. 255 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,347 Well, I suppose to a tiny face, 256 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,216 all tees look extra long. 257 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:39,920 ** 258 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,689 (sighs) 259 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:46,093 ** 260 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,802 Hi, do you have a minute to talk about Tiger Woods? 261 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,069 Sorry, got to run. 262 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,205 Hey, do you have a minute to -- no? 263 00:08:58,806 --> 00:08:59,940 Excuse me, can I -- 264 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,475 Principal Hunter, can I talk to you about -- 265 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,778 I already donated at work. 266 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,580 (sighs) (bell dings) 267 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,416 REBA: Good morning, Abe Lincoln Middle Schoolers. 268 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,418 It's Reba with the daily announcements. 269 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,821 Library trim is painted... periwinkle. 270 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,055 Odd choice. 271 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,890 Lunch today is pepperoni pizza, 272 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,391 the best kind of pizza. 273 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,994 She's right. Pepperoni is the best. 274 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,070 Hey, Reba. REBA: Hi, Emery. 275 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,104 How's Eddie? 276 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,139 Is he still with that girl -- 277 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,074 pretty, smells like strawberries? 278 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,676 Alison? Yeah. 279 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,611 It's been, like, a year. They seem good. 280 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,780 Whatever. What's up? 281 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,181 I was wondering if I could us the P.A. system 282 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,249 to make an announcement. 283 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,483 Everyone is forced to listen to 284 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,686 your construction and lunch updates every day. 285 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,788 So it might be a good way to get my message out. 286 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,489 Forced to listen to me? 287 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,192 People love my construction updates. 288 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,094 They're important. Totally. 289 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,128 My thing's important too. 290 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,596 It's about Tiger Woods. 291 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,831 The golfer? 292 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,467 Listen, bud, you think I just let anyone 293 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,802 say whatever they want into the P.A.? 294 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,704 If you would just listen to this Tiger thing -- 295 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,838 I'm sorry. 296 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,306 I'd love to help you out, but I'm swamped. 297 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,440 I just don't have time. 298 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,445 You don't quit, do you? 299 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,513 Fine. 300 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,682 (sighs) Meet me in the newsroom. 301 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:15,949 We have a newsroom? 302 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,384 Classroom 2b. 303 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,552 We share it with yearbook. Ugh. 304 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,688 Bring Eddie. 305 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:21,789 No, don't. 306 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,991 It's not worth it if I can't focus on him. 307 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:31,198 ** 308 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,532 Louis, I've been thinking. 309 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,335 I'm worried I have too big an advantage 310 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,837 in our bet. 311 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,471 How's that? 312 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,008 Well, not only do I have the more teachable son, 313 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,011 I also have the superior parenting philosophy, 314 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:47,881 so I was thinking that, as a favor to you, 315 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,150 we could swap Eddie and Evan. 316 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,352 Sure, I'll swap. 317 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,487 I believe in my methods. I can win with either son. 318 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,423 (chuckles) I don't think so, Louis. 319 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,991 You just took the dud. 320 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,593 Earl has other kids who aren't great golfers. 321 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,029 Sometimes, you get a dud. 322 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,997 I love my dud son, but he can't win. 323 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,999 I think I'll be fine. 324 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,568 Louis/Kultida know what they're doing, after all. 325 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,603 Evan, you're golfing with Daddy now. 326 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,772 I'm training Eddie. 327 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,006 It's nothing personal. 328 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,074 I just need to win, 329 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,376 and I think he gives me the best chance. 330 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,577 I see. 331 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,879 Well, thank you for everything. 332 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,447 It's been wonderful working with you. 333 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,882 And I wish you the best of luck. 334 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:26,053 I'm gonna pray for seven plagues to befall your house. 335 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,088 What? Nothing. 336 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,758 Enjoy your time with your first-born son. 337 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,928 ** 338 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,765 I can't believe you're making me do this before school. 339 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,933 This is way less fun than with Dad. 340 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,935 He always lets me get Cinnabon. 341 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,571 Yes, I noticed the frosting on the club handles. 342 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,605 Oh, hey, Eddie. 343 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,807 Where's your dad? 344 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:47,875 No Cinnabon? 345 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,376 I am molding Eddie now. 346 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,981 He's less obedient than Evan, so we get to be tougher. 347 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:54,982 ** 348 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,484 * Yo-yo, yo, yo-yo 349 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,452 * Yo-yo, yo, yo-yo 350 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,788 (rapping) * When I step up in the place 351 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,422 (alarm beeping) * A-yo, I step correct 352 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,758 * Whoo-hah, whoo-hah * I got you all in check 353 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,594 * I got that head nod, y'all that make you break your neck * 354 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,897 * Whoo-hah, whoo-hah * I got you all in check 355 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,665 * And you know we come through to wreck the discotheque * 356 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,467 * Whoo-hah, whoo-hah * I got you all in check 357 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,603 (grunts) * Throw your hands up in the air * 358 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,071 * Don't ever disrespect 359 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,107 * Whoo-hah, whoo-hah * I got you all in check 360 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,977 * Busta Rhymes, up in the place, true, indeed * 361 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,312 * Yes, I catch wreck, and that's word -- * 362 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,346 (thuds) 363 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,348 He's getting worse. 364 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,817 I can't swing because my arms are sore 365 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,484 from all those extra weights you made me lift. 366 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,020 I told you, you can't follow an arm day 367 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,454 with an arm day. 368 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,458 Welcome back, Phil. 369 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,759 Thank you, Jessica. 370 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:45,999 ** 371 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,634 What's all this? 372 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:48,836 We went to putt-putt earlier, 373 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:49,937 and Evan loved it so much, 374 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,504 he wanted to keep playing when we got home, 375 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,539 so I set this up. 376 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,673 He's pretty good. 377 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,543 (chuckling) 378 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,046 Remember me? 379 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,049 We hadn't gotten to putting yet. 380 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,716 We're feeling good about the showdown tomorrow. 381 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,285 I nicknamed Evan "The Little Kitchen" 382 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,854 because he always sinks it. 383 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,523 (crow caws) 384 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,126 I don't understand. 385 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,963 Am I the ineffective parent? 386 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,738 Hey. 387 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,541 I brought tissues to dry your tears, 388 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,243 'cause you're gonna lose. 389 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,879 You're a better parent than me. 390 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,546 Oh. 391 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,882 You're really upset about this. 392 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,050 I ruined two kids in two weeks. 393 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,353 I thought my pushing brought out the best in them, 394 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,923 but I've been holding them back. 395 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,825 I've failed and you've succeeded. 396 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,827 (sighs) Jessica. 397 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,396 Parenting isn't all or nothing. 398 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,331 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 399 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,765 We share equal roles. 400 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,701 The boys are who they are because of the both of us. 401 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,735 No. 402 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,769 If our bet proves anything, 403 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,271 it's that your parenting philosophy works 404 00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,372 and mine doesn't. 405 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,874 Who cares about the bet? 406 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,609 It was just supposed to be for fun. 407 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,911 You know what? 408 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,078 The bet is off. 409 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,513 I'd rather we just have a nice family day 410 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,547 at the club tomorrow. 411 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,781 We'll all play nine holes. 412 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,617 We won't even keep score. Fine. 413 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,185 But you still win. 414 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,688 There's no winner in parenting. 415 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,357 But if you see a gold wrestling belt 416 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,391 in our closet 417 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,893 that says "Parent-mania Champion," 418 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,095 just know I had it made before this conversation. 419 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,863 ** 420 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,432 (bell ringing) 421 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,368 Mr. Dekro and Ms. Summers are having an affair? 422 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,769 This isn't news, Cory. 423 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,472 This is the worst-kept secret in Orlando. 424 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,107 Find something else. 425 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,077 Hey, Reba. Thanks for meeting me. 426 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,279 I only need five minutes. You got two. 427 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,981 So, I recently learned 428 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,083 that Tiger Woods is part Asian. No way. 429 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,117 If that was true, 430 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,785 people would be talking about it. 431 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,388 Well, people aren't. That's why I have to. 432 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,622 I pulled a few articles 433 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,324 where they only refer to Tiger as 434 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,825 an African-American golfer. 435 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,227 Nice file folder. 436 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,296 Mead Five-Star in teal -- 437 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,998 solid choice. 438 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,267 Anyway, after Tiger got his green jacket 439 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,568 for winning the Masters, 440 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,136 even his dad Earl said, 441 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,005 "Green and black go well together." 442 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,773 No mention of his Asian half. 443 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,441 It's almost like him being Asian 444 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,743 makes the story less meaningful for some reason. 445 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,445 I'm not trying to take anything away 446 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,114 from Tiger's African-American side, 447 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,349 but I just want kids to know about his Asian side. 448 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,251 Tiger's a superstar. 449 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,120 And we should get to take pride in it too. 450 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,290 (whispering) It's not opening tomorrow. 451 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,424 It's not opening tomorrow? 452 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,959 But the reno's completed. 453 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,260 They painted the trim. 454 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,463 Sorry, I need to get into this library debacle A.S.A.P. 455 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,200 Just take a look when you can. 456 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,653 Oh, he's good again. 457 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,289 Must be that Cinnabon you gave him this morning. 458 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,059 Actually, 'bon's wearing off. 459 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,727 I could go for a little something else. 460 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,296 I saw the clubhouse had Mexican egg rolls. 461 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:04,998 Don't ask me. 462 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,366 Whatever your father says. 463 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,867 I have no opinion. 464 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,636 I hate seeing you like this, Mommy, 465 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,405 but it is a testament to the power of prayer. 466 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,573 LOUIS: You know what? 467 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,575 I'm excited to try a Mexican egg roll. 468 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,145 I'll go get us... one to split four ways? 469 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,413 No, let's just get a platter. 470 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,215 (laughs) 471 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,053 I don't know about you guys, 472 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,155 but I can get into bummed-out Mom. 473 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,093 (sighs) 474 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,169 It can't be. 475 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,942 Kultida Woods? 476 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,512 Do I know you? 477 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,515 No, but I know you. 478 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,617 I can't believe you're here. 479 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,918 It must be fate. 480 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,089 I like to come to this club when I'm in this area. 481 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,591 Best Cobb salad in Florida. 482 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,959 Can I ask you something? 483 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,528 Oh, my friend make them. 484 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,197 You cannot buy them. 485 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:13,633 No, your hat is beautiful, but it's not about that. 486 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,404 What is the secret to Earl's success? 487 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,971 What do you mean? 488 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,807 My husband and I had a bet, 489 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,810 and I pushed my sons the way Earl pushed Tiger, 490 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,913 but the harder I drove them, the worse they got. 491 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,482 My husband took a softer approach, 492 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,883 like you do, 493 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,320 and he was more effective. 494 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,422 I do not take soft approach. 495 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,989 A mother begins her child's life 496 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,958 when she pushes them into the world, 497 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,228 and she never stops. 498 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,895 Two-minute labors, all three of them -- 499 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:43,930 that's how hard I push. 500 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,065 They need that to succeed. Mm. 501 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,668 Discipline does not always have immediate result. 502 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,104 Sometime, it even look like failing, 503 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,341 but it lay a strong foundation. 504 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,944 Without that, the house would crumble. 505 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:01,348 That's how you built the house of Tiger. 506 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,017 So, how come Earl gets all the credit? 507 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,654 Some work is behind the scene. 508 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,022 You cannot watch your child shine 509 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,692 when the spotlight is in your eye. 510 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:17,197 So, I was right about my parenting style all along. 511 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,798 The only thing I was wrong about 512 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:19,932 was being the Earl, 513 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,203 when I am the Kultida. 514 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,140 Thank you. 515 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,509 You're welcome. 516 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,612 ** 517 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,386 Hey. Where's the platter at? 518 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,853 No platter. Back to hole one. 519 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:41,988 We're doing it again. 520 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,024 But we just played nine holes with Dad. 521 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,727 He knows how to have fun and still helps us be good. 522 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,529 That's true, but you're also good because of me, 523 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,030 which is why we're doing it again. 524 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,366 And this time, we are keeping score, 525 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,203 because life keeps score. 526 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,540 You heard your mom. Get back out there. 527 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,141 (sighs) 528 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,078 Hey, what happened on your way to get that platter? 529 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,147 I saw a hat. 530 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,017 So did I. 531 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,090 I actually love this. 532 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,526 You look like Andy García. 533 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,494 Oh. 534 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,836 Who was that you were talking to earlier? 535 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,939 Oh, another lady mistook me for Kultida Woods. 536 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,875 Happens every time I come to a golf course. 537 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,344 Moms are all over me. 538 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,747 Oh, Norma, why don't you just tell them the truth? 539 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,783 Eh. It's easier just to play along. 540 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:44,884 And you know? 541 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,586 I think I really help them. 542 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,357 Earl Woods. It's fate! 543 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,526 I got to stop coming here. 544 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,635 Reba wants you to meet her in the AV room, now. 545 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,239 REBA: I looked at your file. 546 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,707 This is big. 547 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,242 Tiger Woods is half-Asian. 548 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,144 Yes, that's literally what I've been saying. 549 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,813 I decided to give you the P.A. mic. 550 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,582 We're gonna blow this thing wide open. 551 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,150 But listen, when I hit that button, 552 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,719 they can't un-hear any of it. 553 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,988 Yeah, okay. That's the point. 554 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,623 I want them to hear this. 555 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,258 I mean, you're talking about bringing down 556 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,593 the greatest golfer in the world. 557 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,228 We're not talking about bringing him down. 558 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,564 We're just saying he's half-Asian. 559 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,004 It's time. 560 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,073 ** 561 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,917 Good morning, this is Emery Huang. 562 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,152 And I'd like to talk to you about Tiger Woods, 563 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,688 a great golfer we all admire. 564 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,790 We all know about his dad, Earl, 565 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,793 but I want to tell you all about his mom, Kultida, 566 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:01,994 who is from Thailand. 567 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,096 Historic. 568 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:07,867 This is not to take away from Tiger's African-American side, 569 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,769 but to paint a complete picture 570 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,271 so all Asian kids out there can see themselves in him... 571 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,375 ALL: Fight, fight, fight! ...and make his success their own. 572 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,377 I told you to get a new backpack. 573 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,878 This is my backpack! 574 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,780 I got it for my birthday! 575 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,549 (both scream) (bell dings) 576 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,652 ** 577 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,863 -- Captions by VITA --