1
00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,272
Thanks again
for the ride, boss.

2
00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:06,407
Hmm. I'm not usually
heading home this early,

3
00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,076
but the kids
are on spring break,

4
00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:10,378
so I'm gonna surprise them
with some bonus family time.

5
00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,913
I surprised my Aunt Rosa
with some bonus family time

6
00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,348
when your wife
had me deported.

7
00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,550
Oh, uh, right.

8
00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,853
Well, luckily,
this ride has us even.

9
00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:20,921
(clears throat)

10
00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,391
(brakes squeak)

11
00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,358
What the...

12
00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,960
* Sittin' on chrome *

13
00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,063
* Sittin' on chrome *

14
00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,932
* Sittin' on chrome *

15
00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,534
* Sittin' on -- *
(horn blares)

16
00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,969
Move it, molasses!
Hector, that's my mother!

17
00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,539
Oh, sorry.
Uh, she seems cool.

18
00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,076
Ma. Ma!

19
00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:46,380
Since when do you go out
of the house by yourself?

20
00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,293
* Fresh off the boat *

21
00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,961
* I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go *

22
00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,297
* If you don't know, homey,
now you know *

23
00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,565
* Fresh off the boat *

24
00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,967
* Homey, you don't know
where I come from *

25
00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,402
* But I know where I'm goin' *

26
00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,838
* I'm fresh off the boat *

27
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I was on my way home
from work early,

28
00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:17,778
and guess what I saw.

29
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Marvin on the lawn
doing shirtless push-ups?

30
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What? No.

31
00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,116
You've seen that before?

32
00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,684
Mm-hmm.
Put a pin in that.

33
00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:27,020
I saw my mom riding
her wheelchair all by herself.

34
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I tried to drive
alongside her,

35
00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,957
but then she cut into a yard
and ditched me.

36
00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,959
Oh, yeah. She's been going out
for a few weeks now.

37
00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:34,027
You knew?
Of course!

38
00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,597
It's been great having an extra
set of wheels in the house.

39
00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,867
She goes shopping, takes herself
to Mahjong, the nail parlor.

40
00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,969
Grandma says nails are
the eyelashes of the hand.

41
00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:45,273
I've had so much more free time,
I'm doing some spring cleaning.

42
00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:48,876
Did you notice that
our junk drawer was organized?

43
00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,478
Where'd all
the little mustards go?

44
00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:51,679
I squeezed them all
into a bottle,

45
00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,714
and now we
have big mustard.

46
00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,216
I'm throwing away
all the trash

47
00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,617
and gathering
all the good stuff

48
00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,186
we don't use anymore
for a yard sale.

49
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I use all my hairnets still.

50
00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,022
(motor whirring)

51
00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,023
There you are.

52
00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,526
Ma, we need to talk about
you going out alone.

53
00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,515
I don't like this one bit.
It's not safe.

54
00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,017
She hasn't gone out on her own
in this country.

55
00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,386
All the English she knows
is from Garfield comics.

56
00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,521
That's not true.

57
00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,224
She also says "Norm" any time a
stranger walks into Cattleman's.

58
00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,658
She's a menace
in that chair.

59
00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,193
Do you remember
the first time she got it?

60
00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,261
No one was safe.

61
00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,896
**

62
00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:43,997
(lamp shatters)

63
00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,505
She had a bit of a learning
curve, but she's much better.

64
00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,441
Louis, she's fine.

65
00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,042
She's a grown woman.

66
00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,344
Yeah,
but she's all by herself.

67
00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,878
She always had someone
to take care of her before.

68
00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,180
See, this is why
we voted not to tell you.

69
00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,349
Voted? Who voted?

70
00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,517
Everyone who lives in this house
who isn't you.

71
00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,918
Evan made
stove-top s'mores.

72
00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,755
You know, I saw the
graham-cracker box in the trash

73
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,691
and I thought, "No,
they wouldn't do that to me."

74
00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,295
Evan, do you have
an old T-shirt I can borrow?

75
00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,297
Mom threw out all my do-rags
in her cleaning frenzy.

76
00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,698
I can't hoop
without my rag.

77
00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,733
The only T-shirts
I own are the ones

78
00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,735
Dad brought us back
from beef conventions.

79
00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,805
I have an XXL that says "Down
With Salad," if you want it.

80
00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,875
My dad never brought me
anything.

81
00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,243
Save the anger
for the court, man.

82
00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,280
Are you doing homework?

83
00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,081
It's spring break,
you nerd.

84
00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:37,618
It's not homework, and I don't
have time for ribbing.

85
00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,653
I'm working on
a business enterprise.

86
00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,655
What is it, making little hats
for Beanie --

87
00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,725
Holy crap.
Is this your bank statement?

88
00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,127
I take care of our neighbors'
houses when they go out of town.

89
00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,797
Feed the cat, get the mail,
that kind of stuff.

90
00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,232
And it's spring break,
my busy season, so...

91
00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,801
You're making $400
this week?!

92
00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,002
Yo, cut me in.

93
00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,271
No way.
You're unreliable.

94
00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,606
You know I'm amazing
at the things

95
00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,608
I actually care about,
right?

96
00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,576
I love the ladies --
I got a lady.

97
00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,012
I love clothes --
I've got a closet full.

98
00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,847
I love rap --
I got four tracks

99
00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,782
in my head right now
ready to lay down.

100
00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,918
And I love business.

101
00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,019
Oh, really?

102
00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,921
Who was on the cover
of the last Forbes?

103
00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,989
I'm not talking about
a loaf of bread in a suit.

104
00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,326
I'm talking
real businessmen --

105
00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,295
Puffy, Dre,
Russell Simmons.

106
00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,663
They run empires.

107
00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,499
Well, I could
use some help.

108
00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,668
Trust me,
you won't regret this.

109
00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,438
**

110
00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,872
Whoa.
That's some grip.

111
00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,142
Scoop enough cat litter, and
you'll be right up here with me.

112
00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,546
What are you...

113
00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,348
That's my Spell & Say!,

114
00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,950
my Connect Four,
my Purple Pieman.

115
00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,819
You can't sell this stuff.
I still play with it.

116
00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,187
Really?

117
00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,222
Party on, Garth.

118
00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,325
Aww,
from "Wayne's World."

119
00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,893
1992.

120
00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,194
Five years ago.

121
00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,630
Your room was full of stuff
you don't use anymore.

122
00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,999
Also, I gathered two bags
of just garbage.

123
00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,870
None of this is garbage.

124
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,839
This is a 7-Up can
Kim gave me.

125
00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,040
She was the first girl
who liked me

126
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,209
when we moved to Orlando.

127
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,178
And this is from the time
I told a joke

128
00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:14,214
and Eddie spit-laughed
spaghetti all over me.

129
00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,849
It was a great joke
about a pig.

130
00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,552
Emery, even if you had room
to keep all this stuff,

131
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,653
what are you
gonna do with it?

132
00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,055
**

133
00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,091
GIRL:
PopPop, PopPop,

134
00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:27,060
tell us the story
of the 7-Up can again.

135
00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,263
Gather round.
Listen to my tale.

136
00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:35,068
It was from Kim, the first girl
in Orlando who ever liked me.

137
00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,870
Wow!

138
00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,009
That's your idea
of the future?

139
00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,777
Why are there
still chairs?

140
00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,913
Where were
our alien captors?

141
00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,949
Um...
You can't keep everything.

142
00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,951
Fill this box with the things
you want to keep.

143
00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,853
The rest goes.

144
00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,090
This is a really nice box.

145
00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,293
Oh, no.

146
00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,730
Oh, darn.
Oh, just darn.

147
00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,137
Our insurance isn't going
to cover your chair anymore.

148
00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:13,807
It's all in this very formal,
professional letter we got.

149
00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,377
Business letter template.

150
00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,547
(whoosh!)

151
00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,749
Get out of here, Clippy.
You don't know what I'm doing.

152
00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,286
(beeping)

153
00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,822
Fine. Stay if you want.
It'll be boring.

154
00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,659
Luckily, I managed
to rescue your old chair

155
00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,961
before Jessica tagged it
for the yard sale.

156
00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,963
Guess it's back
to Old Faithful for you.

157
00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,102
Just give me your list,
and I'll go after work tomorrow.

158
00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:45,272
Luckily, you raised
a sweet and dutiful son.

159
00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:48,008
**

160
00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,946
So much sodium.

161
00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,115
How is she still alive?

162
00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,684
Maybe that's how
she's still alive.

163
00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,523
Ma! What are you doing?
You're an uninsured driver.

164
00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,770
This one's on you,
Clippy.

165
00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,108
**

166
00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,623
(laughs)

167
00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:47,568
**

168
00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:48,669
Ooh, careful.

169
00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,504
Ma may be particular
about keeping those.

170
00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,986
Wait.
I'll give you a ride.

171
00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,655
(door closes)

172
00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,422
Louis, she's
almost 70 years old.

173
00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,091
You can't stop her
from going out.

174
00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:14,027
Well, I might not be able
to stop her,

175
00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,863
but she can't stop me,
either.

176
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:19,199
**

177
00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,333
(exhales sharply)

178
00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,536
Mahjong!

179
00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,607
Nice play, Ma.

180
00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,441
You brought
your son along?

181
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,446
I'm not.

182
00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,082
I'm just here waiting
for a seat to open up

183
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,216
at the Go Fish table.

184
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,251
Hey, John.

185
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,054
Go fish.

186
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,356
ALL: Ooh!

187
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,925
Hmm.

188
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,561
**

189
00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,696
How's the sorting going?

190
00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,864
Great. I chose all
my "must keep" items.

191
00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,132
You were right.

192
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,701
It really feels good
to get rid of stuff.

193
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,269
You see, that's the virtue
of a clean living space.

194
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,071
No, don't sit there!
(beanbag chair crunches)

195
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,978
Emery.

196
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,714
You didn't get rid
of anything?

197
00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,115
I'm sorry.
I tried.

198
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,650
I just can't.

199
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,786
We need to nip this in the bud
before you become a hoarder.

200
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,088
And then I can't even visit you
because your door is blocked

201
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,557
by newspaper piles
and margarine jars.

202
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,793
I'll crawl out the window.
We'll find a way to visit.

203
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,096
Okay, we're gonna go through
your things together,

204
00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:26,133
and we're gonna decide
what goes and what stays.

205
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,168
(sighs)
What's in that one?

206
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,175
Is this hair?

207
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:38,078
It's from Evan's first haircut
in Orlando.

208
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,681
It's the last
of his Washington hairs.

209
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,286
Every house sitter measures
an orchid's height,

210
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,757
but I go the extra mile
by noting the lean angle.

211
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,159
Evan, we've been here
for hours.

212
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,962
We got the mail,
brought in the trash cans,

213
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,030
cleaned the kitty litter,
played with the cat,

214
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,332
lost the cat,
found the cat again.

215
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,201
We're almost done
with morning rounds.

216
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,836
We just need
to compile a report

217
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,972
and fax it to the homeowners
at their hotel.

218
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:05,973
What?

219
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,175
Who wants to read that
when they're on vacation?

220
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,180
72-degree lean!
Ah!

221
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,348
"Let's go on vacation,"
she said.

222
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,817
"It will be good to see
what we're like

223
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,518
away from the orchids,"
she said.

224
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,187
Grow up.

225
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,056
(spritzing)

226
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:26,727
The level of service I provide
is why I get $10 a day

227
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,496
for every house --
$5 for you, $5 for me.

228
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,631
You're lucky I'm the kind of
boss who pays during training.

229
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,804
Now, let's talk
bird maintenance.

230
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,906
Three things you need
to know about Patsy --

231
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:42,209
She's vain, she's sensitive,
and she's slow to trust.

232
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:46,046
That's why we have to approach
her cage very slowly,

233
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,982
whispering
(singsong voice) "Pretty bird!

234
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,018
Pretty..."
(laughs)

235
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,385
Peck!

236
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,755
Patsy just pecked
your eye out for laughing.

237
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,828
Jenny,
is this seat saved?

238
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,834
Warren?
Who's Warren?

239
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,668
Cutest old man
I've ever seen.

240
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,704
Everyone's pills
digested?

241
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,105
You know it.
Yeah.

242
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,241
Chablis, Ma?
You're driving.

243
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,780
Good thing I was here.

244
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,585
Of course.
(chuckles)

245
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,092
Uh, chamomile or...

246
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,761
Ma?

247
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,863
She said she had
to ditch the buzzkill.

248
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,065
To who?

249
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,100
In what language?

250
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,707
(sighs)

251
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,610
Well, Devon, I guess
I'm rotating the orchids alone.

252
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,612
(door opens, closes)

253
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,283
Dave?
Where's Eddie?

254
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,085
He hired me to take care
of all this stuff with you.

255
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,719
He's giving me
$2 a house.

256
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,421
He's what?

257
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,590
No. What?!

258
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,293
Don't worry. I have an amazing
work ethic from raising myself.

259
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,902
Chris Mullin got a cup?

260
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:18,305
(door opens, closes)

261
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,273
I can't believe
you ditched me!

262
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,644
That's it.

263
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,514
From now on, I forbid you
from going out on your own!

264
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,123
(doorbell rings)

265
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,760
Hello. I'm here to pick up Jenny
for our date.

266
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,695
(whispers angrily)
So cute.

267
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,341
Just, uh, have
her home by 6:00.

268
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,543
6:15.

269
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,549
And this votive candle
was burning

270
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,317
the first time
I met Mitch.

271
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,619
So many Mitch memories.

272
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:10,490
Okay, well, this broken
chopstick can definitely go.

273
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,359
'Fraid not. It's from
the first take-out meal

274
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,393
we got when we moved here.

275
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,896
Remember, you were so mad
the Chinese restaurant

276
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,397
sent a white delivery guy?

277
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,800
They can't find one Asian person
to give the job to?!

278
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,570
Well, there's obviously no way
we can get rid of it now.

279
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,072
It's double memories.

280
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,575
Emery, you didn't do this
back in D.C.

281
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,911
Why did you start keeping stuff
when we moved here?

282
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,179
I don't know.

283
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,214
I guess it was kind of
a hard time for me.

284
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,749
But I thought things
were perfect for you
when we moved here.

285
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,651
I didn't want
to say anything.

286
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,587
You guys had to worry
about the restaurant

287
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,156
and Eddie and your hair
adjusting to the humidity.

288
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,092
For the record,
it still hasn't adjusted.

289
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,927
I mean,
I know it looks good now,

290
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,695
but it looked better before.

291
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,530
But it was a big change
for me, too.

292
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,066
I didn't keep any memories
from my life in D.C.

293
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,568
I packed a few things,
but they were in that box

294
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,405
with all of Dad's cutoff
jean shorts that got lost.

295
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,108
Yes, they're still looking
for that box.

296
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,376
Now I'm starting to forget
what it was like there.

297
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,245
And I don't want
that to happen to me here.

298
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,081
Emery, I want you to promise me
that you'll always tell me

299
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,250
if you're having
a tough time,

300
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,852
no matter how bad
my hair looks.

301
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,555
And I promise
that we'll find a way

302
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,724
for you to keep
your memories.

303
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,559
Thanks, Mom.

304
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:23,964
Now, is this the only memory
you have of me?

305
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,398
I'm your mother.

306
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,935
You better have a comb,
a birthday card,

307
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,802
seeds of a watermelon I ate,
something.

308
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,080
(sighs)

309
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,414
(doorbell rings)

310
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,284
(sighs)
She must have lost her key.

311
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,921
Ma, you were supposed
to be home an hour ago.

312
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,590
Warren?
Where's my mother?

313
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,125
I, uh...

314
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,593
I lost her.

315
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,267
What do you mean
you lost her?!

316
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,969
Well, I was hoping
she'd be here.

317
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,670
She asked me
to get her a tea,

318
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,805
and when I came back,
she was gone.

319
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,274
That's her move.

320
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,576
Maybe she's with
her salsa-class friends?

321
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,144
Salsa class?

322
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,345
The food or the dance?

323
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,947
I can't remember.

324
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:14,948
(sighs)

325
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,083
Don't --
Don't worry.

326
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,784
I'll find her,
I promise.

327
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,352
Jenny?!

328
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,954
Here, Jenny!

329
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,855
Jenny!

330
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,424
(dialing)

331
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,792
(ringing)

332
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,360
Corporal Bryson,
it's Louis Huang.

333
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,696
I'm sorry, Louis.
Haven't seen Eddie tonight.

334
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,498
No, it's my mother.
She's lost.

335
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,266
She's by herself after dark.
(call waiting beeps)

336
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,867
Hold on.

337
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:35,969
Ma?

338
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,715
Greenie's.

339
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,022
Don't move.
I'm on my way.

340
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,856
(scoffs)
I can't believe her.

341
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,459
I've been trying to get her
to try Greenie's for years.

342
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,067
Emery, I know we're trying
to get rid of stuff,

343
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,037
but is there room in here
for a great idea?

344
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,575
What if we take pictures
of all your things?

345
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,644
That way you keep the memory
but less of the garbage --

346
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,079
I mean,
priceless mementos.

347
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,315
**

348
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,517
And that's how
your Great-Grandma Jessica

349
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,554
made me photo albums so
I wouldn't have so much clutter.

350
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,423
Wow!

351
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,858
Are you almost done?

352
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,427
Our alien captors need us
in the work camps by 3:00.

353
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,498
Yeah, let's do it.

354
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,268
This is the marble
I was holding

355
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,670
when my mom came up
with an amazing plan.

356
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,073
(sighs)

357
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,174
(camera shutter clicks)

358
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,679
Dave?!

359
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,247
Yeah, he's one
of my guys.

360
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,748
We had a deal, Eddie.

361
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,384
Whoa, whoa. Relax.

362
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,918
Sit down.
Have some of my sando.

363
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,020
No. And please
don't disrespect us

364
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,790
by shortening
the word "sandwich."

365
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,126
I hired you
to do that job.

366
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,261
You can't just hire someone else
and pocket the profit.

367
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,231
I'm sorry, brother,
but that's business.

368
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,699
People do it all the time.

369
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,934
Do you think Diddy
writes his own raps?

370
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,469
No, he has Ma$e do it.

371
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,206
Pays him $200
and makes $30 million.

372
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:23,476
A good businessman values
his own time, right?

373
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,446
I hate it when your logic
makes sense.

374
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,216
I know.
Everyone does.

375
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,617
Want my pepperoncini?

376
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,452
(sighs) Yes.

377
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,925
(crunching)

378
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,497
Ma, thank God
you're okay.

379
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,233
I'm glad you're here.

380
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,000
She doesn't understand
anything I say.

381
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,411
I was so worried about you.
I even called the police.

382
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,980
I never clicked back
to Bryson.

383
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,420
Hey, Bryson,
isn't your shift done?

384
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,089
Yeah, I'm just waiting
for Louis to click back over.

385
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,424
It's been a while,

386
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,460
but I know my boy Lou
would never leave me hanging.

387
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,697
He'll figure it out.
He's a cop.

388
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,300
The point is, you can't
just go out by yourself

389
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,034
after dark
with strange men.

390
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,975
You had to call me
for help.

391
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,343
Now do you see
how dangerous it is

392
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,011
going out
in this thing alone?

393
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,166
I knew it was
that kind of salsa.

394
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,586
I see you can rent
your own movies now.

395
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,588
(chuckles)

396
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,659
(sighs) Ma, I don't ever
want you to feel stuck.

397
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,094
All I want is for you
to be happy.

398
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,431
But what if the next time
you need help, I'm not around?

399
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,712
Will you at least let me
drive you back?

400
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,463
What?
This is my regular pace.

401
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,465
I have poor night vision.

402
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,237
(cassette tape clicks)

403
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,105
* Rhythm is gonna get ya *

404
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,040
* Rhythm is gonna get you *

405
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,377
* Rhythm is gonna get you *

406
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:15,248
* The rhythm is gonna get you *

407
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,317
* Tonight *

408
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,659
I have a present
for you.

409
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,094
Hmm.

410
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,800
Oh!

411
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,101
Now if you get
into trouble again,

412
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,436
you can call me
from anywhere.

413
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,106
Norm!

414
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,909
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Cellies in the mix now?

415
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,511
Cut me in on
that family plan.

416
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,845
I'll pay for it myself.

417
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,280
I'm making mad dollars
with Evan.

418
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,648
Come on, Mom.

419
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,783
Actually, I've been thinking
about the advice you gave me

420
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,320
about valuing my time,
and it was good.

421
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,954
You a good at business.

422
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:55,922
Y'all know it.

423
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,490
So, you're fired.

424
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,859
I've cut out the middleman
and hired Dave myself.

425
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,495
You're lying. My boy Dave
would never do me like that.

426
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,996
Good news, boss.

427
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,031
Guess how many buds
I counted

428
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,198
on Deidre's orchid.

429
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,967
Three?
Four, dawg.

430
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,539
(sighs)
Empires rise, empires fall.

431
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,441
Dave has
an amazing work ethic,

432
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,677
plus his mom has a fax machine,
so bye-bye Kinko's fees.

433
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,845
She likes to drink Campari

434
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,481
and fax David Letterman
Top 10 lists.

435
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,350
(horns honking)

436
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,485
(whirring)

437
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:34,060
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