1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:04,672 Okay, so, Eddie chose Moesha on Tuesday, 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,140 and then on Wednesday we'll watch... 3 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,975 -Wings. -Come on, dude! 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,411 We divide the TV schedule evenly and fairly. 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:13,414 And Thomas Haden Church is hilarious. 6 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,216 Boys, I did a little reorganizing, 7 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,685 and not to brag, but the pantry looks incredible. 8 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,487 You know how Mom is about that space. 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,522 It's her spiritual sanctuary. 10 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,857 -Dead man walking. -Oh, you guys are wrong. 11 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,359 She's gonna love the changes to the pantry. 12 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,760 What about the pantry? 13 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,329 See for yourself. 14 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,766 ** 15 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,102 Louis, you're a genius. 16 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,169 (chuckles) 17 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,405 The bulk items have never been more accessible. 18 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,973 And the canned goods are organized by expiration date. 19 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:42,843 Kiss ass. 20 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,112 What was that? 21 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,480 (smooching) 22 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,719 Another postcard from Connie. 23 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,923 "Dear Jessica, having a great time in Ithaca. 24 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,958 Hope things are well with you. 25 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,760 Love, Connie." 26 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:00,794 Hmm. 27 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,230 Ithaca, New York. 28 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,897 Bloomington, Indiana. 29 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,366 Athens, Georgia. 30 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,868 Why is she going to all these amazing places? 31 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,905 Well, we all can't afford to travel as much as Connie does. 32 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,641 I have responsibilities. 33 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,543 I can't just leave whenever I want to. 34 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,610 I mean, do I think about it? 35 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,046 Of course I do. All the time. 36 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,714 It would be so easy. I would just get a pair of glasses, 37 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:24,084 buy a leather jacket, and roll my own cigarettes. 38 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:28,088 But I would never do that 39 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,590 because I am an adult. 40 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:33,127 I'm gonna get down to the bottom of this. 41 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,728 (telephone rings) 42 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,130 Sister. 43 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,432 So nice to hear from you. 44 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:41,635 How are things? 45 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,237 I've been visiting colleges. 46 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,572 Already? 47 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,440 But Justin is only in the ninth grade. 48 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:49,277 Even I think that's too early to be visiting colleges. 49 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,613 Oh, it's not for Justin. It's for me. 50 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,015 I'm going back to school. 51 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,255 * Fresh off the boat 52 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,023 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 53 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,259 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 54 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,494 * Fresh off the boat 55 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,696 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 56 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,298 * But I know where I'm goin' 57 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:13,133 * I'm fresh off the boat 58 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,310 My name is Samantha de la Cruz, 59 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:26,380 and I would like to buy a one-way ticket to Marrakesh, 60 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,548 smoking section. 61 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:28,649 Hey, Jessica. 62 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,719 Nothing. I'm just setting the table. 63 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,954 Ooh. The fancy napkins. 64 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:34,822 Did someone die? 65 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,357 No. Connie's coming, remember, 66 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,392 to visit college campuses in the area? 67 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,027 Classic Connie. 68 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,829 We'd all love to go back to school, 69 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,831 audit a German class, get good at beer pong, 70 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:44,965 but we are adults. 71 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:45,966 We have responsibilities. 72 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,402 I support Connie 100%. 73 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,137 Me too. She's so brave, you know? 74 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,339 None of us have the guts. 75 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,873 It's just such a big step for her. 76 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,208 Connie never went to college, 77 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,244 unless you count beauty school, which nobody does. 78 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,079 She'll be able to get a degree, get a great job, 79 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,048 provide for her family without having to rely 80 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:03,083 on her husband for financial support. 81 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,518 Steve does love the ponies... 82 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,420 and the doggies and the roosters. 83 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:09,156 She's finally taking control of her life. 84 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,358 If you think about it, 85 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,660 Connie is trying to be more like me. 86 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,562 (sighs) Respect. 87 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,696 (doorbell rings) 88 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:18,766 Hello, Jessica. 89 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:22,002 Hello, Louis. 90 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,338 Connie. 91 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,707 Welcome. 92 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,942 I'm so glad to see you. 93 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,580 Yes, come in. Come in. 94 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,114 (door closes) 95 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,484 Thanks so much for having me. 96 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:41,289 I have to say, I just think it's great 97 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,524 that you're going to college, Connie. 98 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,259 I'm proud of you, big sister. 99 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,527 Really? 100 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,728 Yes! 101 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,963 Let me know what I can do to help. 102 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:53,133 In college, I took notes for a blind student. 103 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,603 She said they were the best she'd ever gotten. 104 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:59,607 W-Well, maybe you can come with me on a campus tour tomorrow. 105 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,742 Yes! I would love to do that! 106 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,144 The key is color-coding when you take notes. 107 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,112 Free tip. 108 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,380 Uh, I'm working, 109 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,648 so we have to figure out what to do with the boys 110 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:08,949 since Ma's out of town. 111 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,250 Oh, where's Grandma Huang? 112 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,386 She's visiting friends in Tallahassee. 113 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,254 Her "friends" are Seminole Indians, 114 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:17,291 and "Tallahassee" is a small casino next to a swamp. 115 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,926 Honey and Marvin said they would take care of the boys 116 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,060 any time we needed. 117 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,095 You can stay in Grandma's room. Come on. 118 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:25,433 I'll show you what I want to do with it when she...moves. 119 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,101 * You wonder why * 120 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,269 * You wonder why * 121 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:30,103 * Maybe God * 122 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,271 * Maybe God * 123 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,441 The Color Purple is so emotional. 124 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:36,477 When Miss Millie wouldn't let Sofia go see her son? 125 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,078 On Christmas! 126 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,179 What kind of animals? 127 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,115 What...kind...of animals? 128 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,150 I would have quit, too. 129 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,485 She had no choice. 130 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,253 The Color Purple. 131 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,788 More like The Color of White Cruelty. Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,523 Oh, this is my favorite part. Me too! 133 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,191 * Maybe * * Maybe * 134 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,793 * God is * * God is * 135 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,194 * Trying * * Trying * 136 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,996 * To tell you something * 137 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,197 I'll go high. You go low. 138 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,099 * Maybe * * God is * 139 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,434 * God is * * Trying * 140 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,269 * Trying * * To tell you something * 141 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,773 Oh, such a strong alto for such a petite frame. 142 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,475 We are so good! 143 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,442 * Tell you * 144 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,511 * To tell you something, ooh * 145 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,946 EDDIE: This is what a dog must feel like all the time! 146 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,815 Life is truly a wonder. 147 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,485 I'm eating bugs, and I don't care! 148 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,520 (chuckles) (chuckles) 149 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:22,356 Well, I have a fun day planned. 150 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,291 You all ready? -Yeah! 151 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,826 Marvin didn't even tell me what we're doing. 152 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,328 (both chuckle) 153 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,563 Ahh. 154 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,967 An old-folks home? Are we visiting someone? 155 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,336 In a manner of speaking, yes. 156 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,005 We're visiting our future home. 157 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,540 (laughs) 158 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,809 You -- You want us to move in here? 159 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,577 Well, not for a while yet. 160 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:44,912 Two, maybe three years. 161 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,147 But I'm 28. 162 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,416 Whoa! A limousine! 163 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,985 Hi. Hi. 164 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,555 (sighs) This takes me back. 165 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,690 The smell of higher education, 166 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,693 the crack of a ramen brick over a steaming-hot plate. 167 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,229 Uh-huh. 168 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:03,731 Oh, wow. 169 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,366 Hey, look at their skinny briefcases. 170 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,403 Must be the hot new style in business. 171 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,340 And I didn't realize this was a women's college. 172 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,208 Those are art portfolios. 173 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,444 That's a man. 174 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,747 A man? 175 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,281 A creative man. 176 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,551 This is the Orlando School of Art and Design. 177 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,552 What? 178 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,786 This is art school. 179 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,888 I'm studying to be an artist. 180 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,524 Ohhhh. 181 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,125 (chuckles) 182 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,568 I'm Janet. I'll be your student tour guide 183 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,369 or, as I like to think of myself, 184 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,371 your creative-journey chaperone. 185 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,607 We're being led around by a lunatic. 186 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,209 Our first stop will be the student center. 187 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,243 Built back in 1945... 188 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,979 Why would you go to college for art? 189 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,814 Since when do you care about painting? 190 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,450 I didn't until a few months ago. 191 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:59,252 But then Steve and I got into a fight, and I was upset, 192 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,954 so I went to the National Gallery of Art 193 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,056 because they have a good hot dog vendor outside. 194 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,157 Mm-hmm. I was getting relish 195 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,427 when I saw a banner for the Vermeer exhibit. 196 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:12,500 (voice breaking) It's so...so moving. 197 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,468 (footsteps approaching) 198 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,069 Ma'am, there's no food allowed inside the museum. 199 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,671 Oh. 200 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,514 (sobs) 201 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:31,018 Vermeer not only captured daily Dutch life in the 1600s, 202 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,754 but also my mood that day. 203 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,088 Mm. 204 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,256 After that, I got inspired to paint, 205 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,426 and, turns out, I'm pretty good at it, so here we are. 206 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,528 JANET: All of the artists 207 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,663 sit on the ground among the leaves or... 208 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:46,199 Keep your handbag close. There's a magician at 10:00. 209 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,635 -Oh, Dean Edwards. -Janet. 210 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:51,138 "This world is (sighs) 211 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,207 but a canvas to our imaginations." 212 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,309 Henry David Thoreau. 213 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,546 What? 214 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,113 Enjoy the rest of the tour. 215 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,116 Dean Edwards runs our weekly free-expression village. 216 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,117 You should all come. 217 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,219 It's a safe space for students 218 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,988 to express their creative selves 219 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,223 through a wide range of mediums. 220 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:14,327 There's no safe space from your parents' disappointment. 221 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,997 Yeah. Think about that. 222 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,332 Oh, isn't it great? 223 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:22,169 It's like an all-inclusive land cruise 224 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,637 for the rest of our lives. 225 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,472 You want us to move in here? 226 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,474 Hopefully. We're on the wait list. 227 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,810 We need some folks to cash in their chips first, 228 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,813 buy the farm, you know, take the trip up north. 229 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,147 Marvin, I'm not -- 230 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,215 Whoa! They've got a Ping-Pong table, 231 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:38,986 board games, shuffleboard, and even a pudding bar. 232 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,088 Don't forget love. 233 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,257 I bet those two have stories. 234 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,259 Oh, I'm sure they do. 235 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,028 All the people here are top-notch. 236 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,196 This is the best place in the state. 237 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:52,532 Honey, take a look around. See what you think. 238 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,534 (sighs) 239 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,738 Okay. Sure. Can't hurt to look. 240 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,739 (laughs) 241 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,344 Dinner's at 4:00! I love this place! 242 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,713 (birds chirping) 243 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,849 Look at her, 244 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,585 just painting without any cares in the world. 245 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,621 LOUIS: It's nice you're being so supportive. 246 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,123 She's really in her element. It's wonderful. 247 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,358 Wonderful? She's wasting her time. 248 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,595 But I thought you were happy she was going back to school. 249 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,964 School? That's what she calls it. 250 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,566 I call it a hippie birdbath. 251 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,035 I can't keep up. 252 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,804 Oh, Jessica, do you have any scrap fabric lying around? 253 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,539 I want to make a collage. 254 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,041 I don't, but if I did, I would use it 255 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,543 for something practical, like rags. 256 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,279 And there's my real sister. 257 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,948 I was wondering where you went. 258 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,582 I just don't understand 259 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,384 why you would waste your time on art school. 260 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,119 Do you really think you're gonna make a living 261 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,487 selling your paintings? 262 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,056 I'm not going to school to make money. 263 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,792 (scoffs) I'm doing it for personal enrichment. 264 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,994 Sounds like a waste of the word "rich." 265 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,463 I knew you couldn't actually be happy for me. 266 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,298 Well, I don't need your approval. 267 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:01,401 I'm going to the fabric store to buy supplies. 268 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,504 Let me know if you need any zippers or threads or glitter pens! 269 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,906 (sighs) 270 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,341 (indistinct conversations) 271 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,144 Lillian, look at these two cuties. (gasps, laughs) 272 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,080 Such sweet faces. 273 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,282 I wish I could just put them in my pocket. 274 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,750 Don't look them in the eye. 275 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,486 We'll be here all day, so maybe we'll run into you later. 276 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,688 What are you doing?! 277 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,155 What are you talking about? 278 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,457 Ain't you a livin' doll? 279 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,093 You're so cute. 280 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,594 Ooh! Like a chipmunk. 281 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,297 Chippy, chippy, chippy! 282 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,032 You did this to us! 283 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,500 (both laugh) 284 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,669 Hi. Welcome. You must be Mr. McManus. 285 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,537 It says here you have a cat 286 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,106 and you don't like to be touched. 287 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,240 Is that right? 288 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,275 Don't worry. We're gonna take good care of your dad. 289 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,878 (laughs) 290 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,680 Oh, this guy. 291 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,682 Are the other doctors as funny as you? 292 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:49,549 I'm a nurse. 293 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,052 A male nurse? You can't stop this guy. 294 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,321 He's got a million of them. (laughs) 295 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,056 He's not Mr. McManus. (chuckling) No. 296 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,825 We just signed up for the day passes. 297 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,359 Oh, got it. Oh, well, here you go. 298 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,461 Uh, why don't you keep these on you 299 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,563 so we know you're approved guests? 300 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,398 What does "Do not resuscitate" mean? 301 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,800 Oh, sorry. Wrong ones. 302 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,970 ** 303 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,472 New open house? 304 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,640 Oh, two and a half baths. Nice. 305 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,810 I'm counting the water-heater closet as a half-bathroom. 306 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:17,811 Well, that's why you're the best. 307 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:22,215 No, I'm the best because I work hard... 308 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,585 because that is what responsible adults do. 309 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,856 They don't waste their time making collages. 310 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,091 Look, I get that you don't agree with it, 311 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,225 but it's Connie's life. 312 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,526 She can do what she wants. 313 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,694 I should have known better 314 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,329 than to think that Connie could change. 315 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,365 She's just as irresponsible as ever. 316 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,100 Art school? 317 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,770 Two nonsense words that don't even belong together. 318 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,072 It's like "tire lemon." 319 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,774 Or "pistachio belt." 320 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,675 No. See? Now, that makes sense to me. 321 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,744 It's an easy way to snack on the go. 322 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:54,581 I just wish they made pistachio belts! 323 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,484 I'm sorry. I just don't get why it's such a big deal. 324 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:00,553 (sighs) 325 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,023 Ugh. Ew. Ah. 326 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,557 Why are we in the back of the garage? 327 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,859 This is the spiders' land. 328 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,560 We don't go into their home, they don't come into ours. 329 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,129 Ugh! I'm sorry! Get off me! 330 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,198 Louis, I have to show you something. 331 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,133 Please don't think less of me. 332 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,239 Old paintings? 333 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,141 Jessica, let's just get out of here. 334 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,709 I don't have a good feeling about this. 335 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,944 I painted them. 336 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,712 What? 337 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,947 You paint? 338 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,616 I used to...every day. 339 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,419 This one is called Bagel. 340 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,387 This is Seashell, 341 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,756 Horse and Foal, 342 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,060 Unemployed Virgin, 343 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,595 Avocados Resting in Bowl, 344 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:46,499 Timothy Looks at Rebecca... 345 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,668 Zebra and Giraffe, 346 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,138 Zebra in Top Hat, 347 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,406 Zebra in Shorts, 348 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,474 Dan Quayle. 349 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,344 (Engine shuts off, car door closes) 350 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,511 What's all this? 351 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,814 My paintings, Connie. 352 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,017 I love to paint, too, 353 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:07,254 long before your hot dogs and Girl With Pearl Earring. 354 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,389 Why didn't you tell me about this? 355 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,524 Are you jealous? 356 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,460 Why would I be jealous? 357 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,763 Because you quit your dream and I'm living mine. 358 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,131 No. 359 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,034 I love painting, but I gave it up before I went to college 360 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,304 because I knew I had to grow up and get serious. 361 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,839 And that's what you should do, too. 362 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:29,642 I'm not giving up painting. It's my passion. 363 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,278 Guys, we're all sisters here. 364 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,779 Now let's just get out of the spider den, 365 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,847 crack open some wine -- 366 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,649 Passion? Who has time to pursue a passion? 367 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,785 I make time because it makes me happy 368 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,321 and helps me be better in all the other parts of my life. 369 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,857 It doesn't make you better. It makes you selfish. 370 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,193 Your family should come first, Connie. 371 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,028 Do you even know where your son is? 372 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,197 Where is he? Where is he, Connie? 373 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,332 With his father, most likely at Brookstone 374 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,167 checking out a high-tech aquarium! 375 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,203 (sighs) 376 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,010 * I'm just hangin' out * 377 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,811 * Hangin' out * 378 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,413 (laughs) 379 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,016 Whoa! 380 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,350 * Hangin' out * 381 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,254 * I'm just hangin' out * 382 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,188 * Hangin' out * 383 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,590 (laughter) 384 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,791 * Hangin' out * 385 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,594 * Hangin' out * 386 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,534 It hurts. It hurts to smile. 387 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,535 Honey? 388 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,569 EMERY: Why are you running? 389 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,771 I'm 28. I can run at any moment. 390 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,840 You're running barefoot like a bum in a hurry. 391 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,076 That's what we young people do, Evan. 392 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,379 We run because we have our whole lives ahead of us. 393 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,548 Do you think you should slow down a little? 394 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,615 Slow down? 395 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,052 (scoffs) No. I'm gonna slow up. 396 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,020 (beeping) That's what I'm gonna do. 397 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,390 (breathing heavily) 398 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,891 Aah! Ugh! Aaaah! 399 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,261 (winces) (gasps) 400 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,996 My hip! 401 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,634 What are you doing? 402 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,103 It's time to get rid of these. 403 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,604 I don't know why I kept them in the first place. 404 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,107 They're terrible. No! 405 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,441 This is a great one. 406 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,277 What a beautiful kangaroo. 407 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,713 It's The Resurrection of Christ. 408 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,982 Yeah. Of course it is. 409 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,649 Louis, you don't have to pretend. 410 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,385 I know they're not good. 411 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,919 Okay. They're not great. 412 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,289 It doesn't matter. You should still paint. 413 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,291 It's a hobby, and the great thing about hobbies is, 414 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,458 you don't have to be good at them. 415 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,960 You just have to enjoy them. 416 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,329 Hobbies? That's ridiculous. 417 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,731 I only focus on practical things. 418 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,301 You've seen my morning affirmations. 419 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:41,308 I can't afford hobbies. I have work and this family. 420 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,111 Well, I have work and this family, and I have hobbies -- 421 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,414 uh, pool, chili, tennis, the clarinet. 422 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,117 Clarinet? I'm a sucker for a distinctive timbre. 423 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,419 Can you imagine trying to explain to our parents 424 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,021 the idea of hobbies? 425 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,756 "Dad, in my free time -- Sorry. 426 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:01,194 First, I have free time, something you never had. 427 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:04,431 And in that time, I do activities I enjoy 428 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,367 that cost money but don't bring in any profit 429 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,302 and don't benefit my family. 430 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,272 No. I just do them because they feel good, 431 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,041 because I like the timbre"? 432 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,943 That was a different time, Jessica. (sighs) 433 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,278 Our parents were in survival mode. 434 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,346 We're not. 435 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,880 We've earned the right 436 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,615 to carve out a little space for our interests. 437 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,717 I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. 438 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,952 Well, they would want that for us, 439 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,987 the way we want a better life for our kids. 440 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,356 It's hard to find the time. 441 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,724 You spent the last hour fighting with your sister. 442 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,493 You can find the time. 443 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,594 (sighs) 444 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,330 And it was nice seeing you two get along for a change. 445 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,800 Look, I know you thought Connie was trying to be 446 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,035 more like you, but maybe this time 447 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,171 you could try to be a little more like Connie. 448 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,341 You went through a real zebra phase, huh? 449 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,710 (chuckles) 450 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,979 This one is my favorite. 451 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,414 That's a piano. 452 00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:01,088 Well, here we are, home, sweet home, huh? 453 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,223 Okay. There you go. Careful. 454 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,191 Take it easy. 455 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,658 Thank you. 456 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,826 (groans) 457 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,727 Here. This will make you feel better. 458 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,396 It's a grandma package. 459 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,331 I'm 28. 460 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,399 You are. 461 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,034 Here. It's an ice pack for your hip. 462 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,035 I used it on my cheeks earlier. 463 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,504 It really works. 464 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,938 And have a Combo. 465 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,240 They're pepperoni-flavored. 466 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,908 (chuckles) 467 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,511 We should go. I'm all out of small talk. 468 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,712 Thanks for a fun day. 469 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,547 Thanks, boys. You're good kids. 470 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,415 -Feel better. -Bye! 471 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,582 Take care! 472 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,518 We are good kids, aren't we? 473 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,053 We're okay. 474 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:37,124 I'm sorry you had such a bad time today. 475 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,091 Oh. 476 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,692 I really thought you'd like it there. 477 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,760 The place was fine. 478 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,131 It's just -- It's for the end of people's lives. 479 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,765 And we're just at the beginning of ours. 480 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,268 Well, I don't know about the beginning. 481 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,603 Maybe a little more middle. 482 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,805 Look, I know there's an age difference between us, 483 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,408 but I just never think about it. 484 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,744 And being there, that's all I could think about. 485 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,646 As much as I hate to think about it, 486 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,081 I want to be sure that you're taken care of 487 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,050 if something happens to me. 488 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,452 I don't want you to be alone. 489 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,488 Marvin, that is so sweet, but I won't be alone. 490 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,989 I knew it. 491 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,324 Who is he? 492 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,825 Is it Alec Baldwin? 493 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,762 (chuckles) Yes, Marvin, it's Alec Baldwin. 494 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,464 Alec, he knows! 495 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,999 Come on out from under the couch! 496 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,768 No. I meant that I won't be alone here. 497 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,736 Uh-huh. Look at our community. 498 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,638 Our best friends live next door. 499 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,673 Yeah. 500 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,107 Yeah. I'm gonna be okay. 501 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,509 And so are you. 502 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,178 (bag crinkling) 503 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,745 These are good, 504 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,947 but my favorite Combo is still Honey and Marvin. 505 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,184 Am I the cheese or the cracker tube? 506 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,686 Why don't you come over here and find out? 507 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,291 (soft guitar music playing) 508 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,658 (indistinct conversations) 509 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:52,532 (Jessica humming Miss Celie's Blues ) 510 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,308 * Sister * 511 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,544 * You've been on my mind * 512 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,547 * Oh, sister * 513 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,115 * We're two of a kind * 514 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,453 * So, sister * 515 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:19,559 * I'm keepin' my eyes on you * 516 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:25,232 * I bet you think I don't know nothin' * 517 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,468 * But singin' the blues * 518 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,903 * Oh, sister * 519 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,972 * Have I got news for you * 520 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,874 * I'm somethin' * 521 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,843 (voice breaking) I don't know this song. 522 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,813 * I hope you think that you're somethin', too * 523 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,682 (chuckles) 524 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,987 * Oh, scufflin' * 525 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,923 * I been up that lonesome road * 526 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:56,663 * And I seen a lot of suns going down * 527 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:00,032 * Oh, but trust me * 528 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:05,772 * No lowlife's gonna run me around * 529 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:11,578 * So let me tell you somethin', sister * 530 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,347 * Remember your name * 531 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,783 * No twister * 532 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,686 * Gonna steal your stuff away * 533 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,089 * My sister * 534 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:28,227 * We sure ain't got a whole lot of time * 535 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:33,633 * So, shake your shimmy, sister * 536 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,967 (chuckles) 537 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,239 ** 538 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,775 Surprise! 539 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,078 Welcome to your new painting room. 540 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,380 I'm not gonna lie. 541 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,648 I screamed a lot getting rid of all the spiders. 542 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,751 Oh, Louis, I love it. Thank you. 543 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:56,389 Oh, I see you kept Untitled Number Three. 544 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,758 It's one of my favorites. 545 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,428 Okay. I'm gonna go pack the boys' lunches. 546 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,762 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 547 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,832 I am going to make the lunches today. 548 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,600 You paint and enjoy. 549 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,971 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 550 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,906 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 551 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,843 I can also water the plants. You paint. 552 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,482 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 553 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,584 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 554 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,153 I'll also yell at Eddie. 555 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,688 And praise Evan. 556 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,863 -- Captions by VITA --