1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:05,135 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,268 I got something at the restaurant today. 3 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:10,401 Any chance that envelope is filled with green onions? 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:13,100 Mommy asked me to get the green onions at the store, 5 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:15,058 but I grabbed the leeks instead. 6 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:18,105 It's like the cilantro/parsley incident all over again. 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,847 "Dear Louis Huang, it is our great pleasure to inform you 8 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,936 that the Best of Orlando Awards have named you 9 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,503 Small Businessman of the Year"! 10 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,201 Can you believe it? [gasps] 11 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:30,160 Oh! Louis, this is amazing! 12 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:33,120 We only opened up the restaurant a couple years ago. 13 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:36,166 This letter must be celebrated. 14 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:42,346 From the fridge to the trash. 15 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,479 I am taking it on the chin today. 16 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,177 There's even an awards ceremony at the Embassy Suites. 17 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:48,918 The trophy is a crystal palm tree. 18 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,659 We'll attach it to a necklace so you can wear it 19 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,226 when relatives come over. Mm-hmm. 20 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,749 I'm actually a little nervous 21 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,968 about having to give an acceptance speech. 22 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,709 Why? You love speaking in public. 23 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,190 Remember the last time I spoke in a microphone? 24 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,278 Debra, table for -- 25 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,802 [electricity crackles]Oh, Go-- Oh! 26 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:05,326 My lips got zapped. 27 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,457 [chuckles] 28 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,938 I didn't know that happened. 29 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,374 That's funny. 30 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,115 Louis, when I ask you how your day was, 31 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,030 these are the kind of things I want to know. 32 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,383 --Captions by VITAC-- 33 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,297 ♪ Fresh off the boat 34 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,212 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪ 35 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,301 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪ 36 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,694 ♪ Fresh off the boat 37 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,131 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪ 38 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,350 ♪ But I know where I'm goin' 39 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:32,353 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat 40 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,832 ♪♪ 41 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,269 I don't know. 42 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,009 I just feel like Evan enjoyed telling us 43 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,924 Mom hates all our nice clothes. 44 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,361 He definitely enjoyed it. 45 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,189 Why else would he deliver it as a poem? 46 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:44,495 Well, we want to look good for the awards show. 47 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:47,585 Let's, uh, choose to see this as an opportunity. 48 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:48,717 [sniffing] 49 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,240 Ooh. 50 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,242 I don't know what cologne I'm smelling, 51 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,244 but it's like a... [sniffs] 52 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:58,248 ...man taming a horse with a whip made of cloves. 53 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,337 Meet you guys in men's separates. 54 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,298 ♪ Yeah 55 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:06,256 JNCOs. 56 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,997 ♪ Yeah 57 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,868 These are just like the ones Bizzy Bone wears 58 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:11,218 in Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. 59 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,090 Spot me 80 bucks real quick? 60 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:19,400 I've got...$3.89. 61 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,575 And a soft Starburst. 62 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,316 What color? 63 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:23,752 Yellow. 64 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,449 [sighs] 65 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:26,755 They got me, boys. 66 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:29,192 Saw me coming a mile away, and they got me. 67 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,628 Are you wearing lip balm? 68 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,195 I'm wearing a lot of stuff, son. 69 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,544 Dad, good news. 70 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:36,547 I found what I want to wear to the awards ceremony. 71 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:40,203 [laughs] 72 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,423 We're here for dress pants, not pant dresses. 73 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,425 [laughing] 74 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:49,343 ♪♪ 75 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:50,779 Oh! Uh, Deidre. 76 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:52,476 You snuck up on me. 77 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,999 Greased the wheel bearings on these bad boys last night. 78 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,349 Silent as a cat. 79 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,351 Congratulations on your big award. 80 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:58,613 Oh. [chuckles] Thanks. 81 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,919 I can't wait to see you at the ceremony. 82 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,486 See me at the ceremony? 83 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,096 Yeah, Jessica invited me. 84 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,489 Hi, Deidre! 85 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,274 Here's your ticket to see Louis win 86 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:10,581 Small Businessman of the Year at the Best of Orlando Awards. 87 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,454 Any food allergies you'd like me to report to the waitstaff? 88 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,064 Uh, pecans. 89 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,327 "Deidre -- no pie." 90 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:18,720 Look, um, I would love to come, 91 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,591 but I really don't think I'm gonna be -- 92 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,637 Evan, how many of Deidre's Tupperware parties 93 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,029 have I been to? 94 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,553 Nine. 95 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,429 Yeah, sure, she comes, but she never buys. 96 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,126 Sounds like her. 97 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:36,303 But she does fill out a room, and that helps with sales. 98 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:37,652 So I'll see you there. 99 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:45,747 I'm just so proud of Louis, Connie. 100 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,968 Well, he certainly deserves it. 101 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,928 He sure does. 102 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,278 Okay, talk soon. 103 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:56,497 Anyone else left to call? 104 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,107 You want to try Mitch 105 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,196 because you only left a message with his mom? 106 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,415 Right. 107 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,764 She tried to set me up with him. 108 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,156 It was very awkward. 109 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,897 [door opens]Jessica, how many people 110 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,725 are you inviting to the awards ceremony? 111 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:08,987 Everyone. 112 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,467 I'd really prefer to keep it low-key. 113 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,077 I prefer high-key. 114 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,122 I don't know -- Inviting a bunch of people 115 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,297 feels like I'm bragging. 116 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,559 Exactly! 117 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,561 That's the point of an awards show. 118 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:18,954 There's a clear winner. 119 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:21,173 You stand on a pedestal, give a speech, 120 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:25,569 and everybody else knows that they are not the best. 121 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,919 This is a big night for our family, 122 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,486 and you've worked hard. 123 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,880 Come on, let me brag a little. 124 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,360 Okay, if that's what you want. 125 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,231 I do have some bad news, though. 126 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,754 Honey can't make it. 127 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,540 Marvin said she's out of town with some college friends 128 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:42,586 to see something called the Dave Matthews Band. 129 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,415 Ooh! Those guys are supposed to be real hitmakers. 130 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,549 Seems weird to name a whole band after one guy, though. 131 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:49,724 Drummer can't love that. 132 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,335 ♪♪ 133 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,684 [grunts] 134 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,207 These are choking me! 135 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:58,167 Looking for something with a little more... 136 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,299 volume? 137 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,388 ♪ Yeah 138 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:02,824 How'd you get the money to pay for these? 139 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,478 I love them! 140 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,001 I asked Grandma to make you a pair from scratch. 141 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,263 I hate them! 142 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,830 There's no way I'm wearing knock-off JNCOs! 143 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,702 Well, I'm not gonna let Grandma's hard work go to waste. 144 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:12,747 I'llwear them. 145 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:13,791 It's yourrep. 146 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,054 ♪♪ 147 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,535 [students gasping, murmuring] 148 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,497 Emery, you are killing it today. 149 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,629 My legs don't even touch the fabric. 150 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:30,634 ♪♪ 151 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,375 [A Tribe Called Quest's "Award Tour" plays] 152 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,204 ♪ We on Award Tour with Muhammad, my man ♪ 153 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,598 ♪ Goin' each and every place with the mic in their hand ♪ 154 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:41,210 ♪ New York, N.J., N.C., V.A. 155 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,212 This is my husband. 156 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:44,648 He's the winner. 157 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,737 Hello. [chuckles nervously] 158 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:49,087 Look at all these people here to celebrate you, Louis. 159 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:50,175 I am so proud! 160 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,394 Where's Mitch? 161 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,004 [panting] So sorry. Traffic. 162 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,745 You're pushing it, Mitch. 163 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,051 Nancy. 164 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,661 Thank you for your service. 165 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,837 Go, Navy. Beat Army! 166 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,230 [chuckles] 167 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,537 [gasps] Don't look. 168 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:08,542 I am pretty sure the woman by the door is Rene Russo. 169 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,674 It's not her. It's not even close. 170 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,633 I loved you in "Tin Cup." 171 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,199 [chuckles] 172 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,419 Can you hear me this time, Aunt Connie?! 173 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:17,986 Yes, Evan. 174 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:20,162 I heard you allthe times. 175 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:25,515 And how about those mini quiches? Am I right? 176 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,561 [laughter]Mmm. Just delightful. 177 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,345 Ah, now, ladies and gentlemen, 178 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,695 the moment that we've all been waiting for -- 179 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:34,568 Orlando's Small Businessman of the Year. 180 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,352 Here we go! 181 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,354 Ladies and gentlemen, let's put our hands together 182 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,660 for Louis Huang! 183 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,531 [cheers and applause] 184 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:50,061 Congratulations. 185 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,455 Wow, this is, uh, really incredible. 186 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,936 Uh, Deputy Mayor Minter, you are too kind. 187 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,677 And, apparently, quite hungry. 188 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,026 I never even saw the quiche tray. 189 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,288 [laughter] 190 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:01,464 That's good. [laughs] 191 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,684 First, I want to thank my boys. 192 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:06,861 They inspire me every day to be the best man I can be. 193 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,906 I would also like to thank my neighbors 194 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:11,343 for supporting the restaurant since we opened, 195 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,520 with a special shout-out to Marvin, 196 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:16,174 who is not only a good man, but a great friend, 197 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:17,306 and a hell of a dentist. 198 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,742 [laughter] 199 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,483 And I certainly wouldn't be here tonight 200 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,398 if it weren't for my Cattleman's Ranch team, 201 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,184 who are with me every day in the trenches. 202 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,751 Hector, Nancy, 203 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:30,493 and the first person I ever hired, fired, 204 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,495 and hired back again -- Mitch. 205 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,845 [laughter] 206 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:39,284 And most importantly... I have to thank... 207 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,851 the great city of Orlando! 208 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:42,070 Okay, good night! 209 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,638 [applause] 210 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:48,424 ♪♪ 211 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:58,565 ♪♪ 212 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,958 Oh, I'm sorry. I must've forgotten about you. 213 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,786 I see you right in front of me. 214 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:07,574 We've been married for 14 years, but you slipped my mind. 215 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:12,143 Well, we should probably get to class. 216 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,668 I'll borrow a comb from the bus driver. 217 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,321 Do you want me to stay? 218 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,410 I'll take a sick day for you. 219 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,629 Go to school. 220 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,633 I think I know where thisgoes. 221 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,552 Jessica, I am so sorry. 222 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,120 I swear it was an honest mistake. 223 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:34,035 You stood up in front of everyone we know 224 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,906 and you thanked Marvin. 225 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,387 I thought you were saving me for last -- 226 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,128 the prime position of thanks. 227 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,608 Look, I know I blew it, 228 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,610 but it's just a silly awards ceremony. 229 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:46,047 Nobody will even remember what happened. Trust me. 230 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,178 [telephone rings] 231 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,615 Don't answer it! 232 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:49,920 JESSICA [monotone]: Leave a message.[beep] 233 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:53,620 Hey, Louis! It's Deidre. Congrats again on your award. 234 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,839 [sadly] Hey, Jessica. 235 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,841 How you doing? 236 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,495 How you holding up? 237 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,628 How you feeling? 238 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:02,716 [sighs] 239 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,195 Yeeeeah. 240 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,458 [beep] 241 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,852 ♪♪ 242 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,245 Hi, Emery. 243 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,638 Got any room for my phone number in there? 244 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,727 I may never find it again, but sure. 245 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,424 [chuckles] 246 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,688 Emery, I had an amazing idea in science class 247 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,168 while I was zoning out. 248 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,518 We need to buy some denim, team up with Grandma, 249 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,389 and start making more of those jeans. 250 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,826 But I thought you hated these 251 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,001 because they're not the real thing. 252 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,742 Ido, but theydon't. 253 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,787 Why not give them what they want at half price? 254 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,441 It's all about the hustle, my man. 255 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,877 How do you know Grandma will even agree to it? 256 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,662 Because she's Grandma. 257 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,186 She's in as long as we give her a cut of the profits 258 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,536 and a steady supply of green apple Blow Pops. 259 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,321 Sorry, but I don't think this idea's for me. 260 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,456 You couldbe the face of the operation. 261 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,849 Intrigued. 262 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,720 You wear 'em, I'll sell 'em. 263 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,766 Maybe you'll get discovered by some Nickelodeon execs. 264 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,072 Boom -- You're on the next "Double Dare." 265 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:57,118 You know that's my dream.I know. That's why I said it. 266 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,816 ♪♪ 267 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,252 [telephone rings] 268 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,211 JESSICA [monotone]: Leave a message.[beep] 269 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,778 [sadly] Hi, Jessica. It's Connie. 270 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,910 Just checking in, seeing how you're doing. 271 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:07,998 [beep] 272 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,131 [door opens, closes] 273 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,525 What is that? 274 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,092 A Venezuelan bowl of wooden fruit. 275 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,267 I thought you'd like it 276 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,139 because, unlike flowers, wood doesn't die. 277 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,924 Plus, the fruit has the necessary heft to double as a weapon, 278 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,534 which I know is important to you. 279 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:23,840 I know I'm tough on gifts, 280 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,712 but I think we can both agree this is a real miss. 281 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,017 Jessica, I'm so sorry. 282 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,541 I'm just trying to show you how bad I feel about all this. 283 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,805 I know. 284 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,371 You know what? 285 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,939 I've been thinking about it, and it's not that big of a deal. 286 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,593 I know how you feel about me. 287 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,682 That's the only thing that matters. 288 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,031 [sighs] I'm so glad -- 289 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,686 You would like that, wouldn't you? 290 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,515 Me saying that, letting you off the hook 291 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:49,257 so you could go shoot dice and drink Lowenbrau with Marvin? 292 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,301 Well, forget it! 293 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,347 I always brag about you, 294 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,479 and you completely forgot about me. 295 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,524 [telephone rings] 296 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,830 Don't pick it up. 297 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,701 JESSICA [monotone]: Leave a message.[beep] 298 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,529 Hey, Louis. It's Gus...And Mey-Mey... 299 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,270 BOTH: ...from "Good Morning Orlando"! 300 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,314 Pick it up. Pick it up.If you're there, pick up. 301 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,707 He might not be there. 302 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:05,752 You're not gonna want to miss this -- 303 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:06,970 Hello? Sorry about that. 304 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,320 I was just, uh... gargling? 305 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,495 Oh, really? 306 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,801 Of course I will. 307 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,716 Uh, thank you. That sounds great. 308 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,761 Okay. I'll see you then. 309 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,938 They want me to come on "Good Morning Orlando" 310 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,418 and talk about winning Small Businessman of the Year. 311 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,290 I'm going to get another chance to thank you, 312 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,509 but this time, on TV, in front of the whole city. 313 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,685 Evan! 314 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,122 Bring me our contact list. 315 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,993 We need to call everybody we know again. 316 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,866 I met someone yesterday, so the list will be one longer. 317 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:33,954 Approved. 318 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:36,130 Phew. 319 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:39,524 ♪♪ 320 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,743 I'll take a pair. 321 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,223 That'll be 40 bucks, playa. 322 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,531 What do you call these things? 323 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,446 Those right there are G-Pants. 324 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,883 Like "gangsta." 325 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,928 [softly] Or "Grandma." 326 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,582 [both chuckle] 327 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,888 What's going on here? 328 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,193 Principal Hunter! We were just -- 329 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,760 Is this a chain stitch? 330 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,980 How'd you learn to sew an inseam like this? 331 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,243 They're like regular jeans, but wider. 332 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,245 I like what I see here, boys. 333 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:06,813 I knew you when. 334 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,772 I knew you when. 335 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,775 We just went from illicit to licit. 336 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,603 There's no stopping us now. 337 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,909 We got to make more of these. 338 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,562 We're gonna need more Blow Pops. 339 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,608 Grandma inhaled the first box. 340 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,053 [theme music plays] 341 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,489 Good morning, Orlando. 342 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,796 We have one of our favorite guests back with us today -- 343 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,625 your very own Small Businessman of the Year, 344 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,800 Louis Huang. 345 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,367 [laughs] MEY-MEY: Yay! 346 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,282 How you doing, buddy? Good to see you. 347 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,850 Or should we say "Good to see all of youse"? 348 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,068 [laughter] 349 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,027 Louis does amazing impressions. 350 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,898 He does. Oh, no, I'm not -- 351 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,595 [as Scarface] Say hello to my little friend! 352 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,032 [Imitates machine-gun fire] 353 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,642 [both laugh] 354 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,513 Louis, you are talented! 355 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,167 And look at that trophy. My gosh! 356 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,821 You can see right through it. 357 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,736 Hey, uh, wave to us from behind the tree. 358 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,651 Look at that. You see that?Oh, I can see his hand. 359 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,045 I said -- you can see right through it.That's so interesting. 360 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,873 Well, you know, I have to say, this trophy is a great honor -- 361 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,440 not just for me, but for my restaurant, Cattleman's Ranch. 362 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:13,314 Oh, boy. They have a chili there that makes you burn everywhere. 363 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,663 Mm.And that's a goodthing. 364 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,404 [laughs] Why, thank you. 365 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,450 You know, our secret recipe is, uh, a secret. 366 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,539 You can't handle the truth! 367 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,674 That was a good one. T-That's good. 368 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,415 Louis, tell us -- 369 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,113 how do you win a piece of hardware like that? 370 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,201 Yeah. [chuckles] 371 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,986 Well, you know, I certainly didn't do it alone. 372 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,683 Mm. Mm. Yeah, there's a lot of people 373 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,207 who contributed -- my boys, neighbors, 374 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,862 my friend Marvin, my hardworking staff, 375 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,646 uh, and, of course -- 376 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,693 and I really want to be clear when I say this -- 377 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,087 the person who deserves the most credit 378 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,131 is my -- 379 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,872 REPORTER: Breaking news. 380 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,440 Interstate 4 has been brought to a standstill 381 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,442 by a group of armadillos -- 382 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,140 or, as they are officially called, a fez. 383 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,012 Armadillos?! 384 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,536 Why has traffic stopped for armadillos, you may ask? 385 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,668 One of them is in labor. 386 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,106 We will bring you 'round-the-clock coverage 387 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,064 until the little miracles join our town. 388 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,500 [telephone rings] 389 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,937 JESSICA: [monotone] Leave a message.[beep] 390 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,242 DEIDRE: Hi, Louis. 391 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,896 You probably won't get this till later 392 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,899 'cause you're on TV right now and doing a great job! 393 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,249 [sadly] Hey, Jessica. 394 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,034 How you doing? 395 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,905 How you holding up? 396 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,341 Yeeeeah.[beep] 397 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,999 ♪♪ 398 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:33,742 Is Louis here? 399 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,178 I can't say that he is. 400 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,919 I thought he might be, since, apparently, 401 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,965 you're the only person on his mind lately. 402 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,967 [chuckles] He can't stop thanking you! 403 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,142 By name. 404 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,186 Twice. 405 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,275 Well, it's nice to be appreciated. 406 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,582 Honey's out of town, so it is a little lonely. 407 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,063 You know, it's funny -- when I was in the service, 408 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,108 I would've given anything for some alone time. 409 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,283 They used to stack us -- 410 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:57,331 If you see Louis, please give him this face. 411 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,248 He'll know what it means. 412 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,340 Coast is clear, buddy. [laughs] 413 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,994 Ohh. Thanks, Marvin. 414 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,082 I just needed some time to regroup 415 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,344 after what happened this morning. 416 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,302 Did you notice the phrasing that I used? 417 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,869 I didn't lie. 418 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,784 I said I couldn't say where you were. 419 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,742 That's a skill that comes with age. 420 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,135 I'm like the cognac of men. 421 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,398 I can't believe I didn't thank Jessica again. 422 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,924 Oh. Speaking of, she wanted me to give you a message. 423 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:28,971 [sighs] 424 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,146 The neutral face of displeasure. 425 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,974 I need a plan, bro. 426 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,237 Well, just buy her some flowers. 427 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,195 She hates flowers. They die. 428 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,631 Candy, then. 429 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,372 Also not a fan -- bad for her teeth. 430 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,678 Then you got to bring out the big guns -- jewelry. 431 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,116 Something in the shape of a heart or a swan. 432 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:46,032 Jessica hates when I spend money on expensive gifts. 433 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,034 Blow her a tune on the tin sandwich? 434 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,253 No good. Harmonicas remind her of hobos. 435 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,821 [chuckles] I'm starting to think I'm not your guy, here. 436 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,041 You know, you need to talk to someone who really knows her. 437 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,393 Marvin. You're a genius. 438 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,221 [chuckles] 439 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,265 [chuckles] 440 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,400 [plays tune] 441 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,406 ♪♪ 442 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,408 "Moses Mendelssohn, the grandfather 443 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,671 of the well-known German composer, 444 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,368 was far from being handsome." 445 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,110 [tapping] 446 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,155 [groans] 447 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,723 If this is Eddie mooning me again... 448 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,464 Can you guys wait a moment? 449 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:30,815 Dad? 450 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,426 Evan, I need your help. 451 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,036 I'm...kind of in the middle of something. 452 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,255 [whispering] It's for Mom. 453 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,170 Tell me what you need. 454 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:42,262 ♪♪ 455 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,308 Looking good, Brian. I love those cuffs. 456 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,310 Thanks. I just got to make them my own, you know? 457 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,051 Don't you love how free your calves feel? 458 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,096 I love it so much. 459 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,272 I can't believe I've been living this long and -- 460 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,100 Hey, guys. 461 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,189 I was at the mall last night buying some new movie posters 462 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,843 at the Suncoast and saw these bad boys. 463 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,107 Figured I'd pick myself up a pair. 464 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,065 Pretty cool, right? 465 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,505 Thanks for the inspiration, you two. 466 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,128 Pants are mandatory in class! 467 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,912 Then send me home. 468 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,567 ♪♪ 469 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,698 [knock on door] 470 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,876 Jessica Huang? 471 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,139 What are you doing? 472 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,792 Right this way. 473 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,500 Grape or apple? 474 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,154 Why are you offering me juice? 475 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,460 Apple. Excellent choice. 476 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,506 Rene Russo ordered the same thing. 477 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,733 That's better. 478 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,388 Welcome to the Best of Orlando Awards, 479 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,129 Huang House edition. 480 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,872 I see there are some very pretty mommies in the crowd tonight. 481 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,181 Moving on. [chuckles nervously] 482 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,834 Please put your hands together 483 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:20,751 for Orlando's Small Businessman of the Year, 484 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,189 Louis Huang! 485 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,800 Oh. [chuckles] 486 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,280 Congratulations, sir. 487 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,020 It's not every day a family -- 488 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,936 Okay, buddy, it's Dad's turn now. 489 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:35,375 Wow, uh, this is really incredible. 490 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,420 A lot of people contributed to this -- 491 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,770 my boys, neighbors, Marv-- 492 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,555 u-uh, n-neighbors, 493 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,035 my hardworking staff. 494 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:47,038 But the one who deserves the most credit, 495 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,215 is my beautiful wife, Jessica. 496 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:52,174 She's the one who never gets thanked, 497 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,742 the unsung hero of all our success. 498 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,396 If it wasn't for everything she does, 499 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,311 there would never be a Cattleman's Ranch, 500 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,574 let alone an award for me to accept. 501 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,229 Now, I know most of you are here tonight 502 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,232 because she forced you into coming by sheer will. 503 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,886 Maybe you're annoyed by it. You probably are. 504 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,759 But the thing is, she does it out of love. 505 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:16,242 And I stand here not only as a resultof that love, 506 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,591 but in awe of it. 507 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,201 [inhales deeply] 508 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,770 That's why I cannot accept this award tonight. 509 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,206 [gasps] 510 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,383 Because it only has myname on it 511 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,255 when it should have hers, too. 512 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,869 She is the best of Orlando. 513 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,917 [voice breaking] Thank you. 514 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,616 Sometimes, things like that are just nice to hear. 515 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,358 That was a beautiful speech. 516 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:48,361 I just wish I could've said it in front of everyone. 517 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,712 It means more in front of an audience of one. 518 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,891 Did you hear all of that, Aunt Connie? 519 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:57,979 CONNIE: Mm-hmm. 520 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,721 They're kissing now. 521 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,418 Movie-style. 522 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,333 That's inappropriate. 523 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,251 Grandma, I know we pre-negotiated your cut, 524 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:12,428 but, in light of current events, can you take less? 525 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,608 After subtracting Grandma's cut, the cost of fabric 526 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:21,742 and Blow Pops, how much money did we make? 527 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,484 $3.89. 528 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,050 So we broke exactly even. 529 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,139 Andwe're down a yellow Starburst. 530 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:31,317 I guess in the world of fashion, trends can change fast. 531 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,275 It's a tough lesson to learn. 532 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,320 But in a way, 533 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,452 isn't knowledge the most valuable currency of all -- 534 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:37,540 No! 535 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,942 And I stand here not only as a resultof that love, 536 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,509 but in awe of it. 537 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:52,294 That's why I cannot accept this award tonight. 538 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,861 [gasps] 539 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,558 Because this only has myname on it, 540 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,518 when it should have hers, too. 541 00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,563 She's the best of Orlando. 542 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,913 I'm the best of Orlando, Deidre! 543 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,654 Sorry I didn't return your calls, 544 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:08,789 but, to answer your question, I'm doing great. 545 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,705 Yeeeeeeeah. 546 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:12,880 Yeeeeah. 547 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,447 Yeah. 548 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,146 [sighs] 549 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:20,714 Did you notice the phrasing I used when we were back at home? 550 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,150 I didn't lie. 551 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:25,545 I said, "It means more in front of an audience of one." 552 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,677 There are 26 more ones. 553 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,505 You didn't lie.