1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:04,439 Mail's here. 2 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:07,398 Let's see. Mom, you got a new Zoobook. 3 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,313 Ooh, it's the penguin one. [Chuckles] 4 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:14,318 Looks like you boys got a package. 5 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:18,279 It's from cousin Hennessy in Taiwan! 6 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,498 Whoa! It's a Tamagotchi! 7 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,847 A Tama-what? 8 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,936 Tamagotchi! It's a virtual pet. 9 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,677 They're the biggest toy in Japan. 10 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,723 They aren't even out in America yet. 11 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,116 Look. He wrote us a note. 12 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:31,118 "Hope you can take better care of this than I could. 13 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,510 Good luck. 14 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,077 You're going to need it." 15 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,992 That sounds like a warning. 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,211 Or a cute alert. 17 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,126 Look at it! Look how cute it is! 18 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:43,173 Last but not least, there's one for you, Jessica. 19 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,480 Uh-oh. 20 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,351 ♪♪ 21 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:48,744 Notice for jury duty. 22 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,311 [Grandma Huang gasps] 23 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,492 ♪♪ 24 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:58,710 ♪ Fresh off the boat 25 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,277 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪ 26 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,497 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪ 27 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:03,802 ♪ Fresh off the boat 28 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,370 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪ 29 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:07,676 ♪ But I know where I'm goin' 30 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,070 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat 31 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:12,463 I don't understand. 32 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,117 I've never had to do jury duty before. 33 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,336 How did they find me? 34 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,164 Probably because you applied for citizenship 35 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:18,121 after your green card expired. 36 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,775 You're in the system now. 37 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,823 Well, I disagree. 38 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,999 Doing jury duty is something every American should do. 39 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,697 We should give our Tamagotchi a name 40 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,525 that honors the American justice system. 41 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:31,961 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 42 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:33,571 Jerry Orbach! Jerry Orbach! 43 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,182 [ Law & Ordernotes play] 44 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,227 Evan, can I borrow your Discman? 45 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:38,620 I got spaghetti sauce in mine. 46 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:41,231 My Discman is just for classical music 47 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:43,190 and audio books, not... 48 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,409 ♪♪ 49 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,411 ...Too "Dollar Sign" Hort. 50 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,805 It's Too $hort, Evan. 51 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,241 Too $hort. 52 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:53,287 By the way, happy anniversary, Eddie. 53 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:56,246 I can't believe you and Allison have been dating for a year. 54 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,335 Thanks, man! What kind of gift did you get her? 55 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,598 We don't get each other gifts. We're beyond that. 56 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,252 Happy anniversary, Eddie! 57 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,559 ♪♪ 58 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,952 You got me a Flavor Flav necklace? 59 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,433 I made it, and it's not just a necklace. 60 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,392 Open it. 61 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,741 It's a clocket. 62 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,743 I blew up that picture from our day at the carnival. 63 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,310 Thanks, Allison. 64 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,746 That's dope. 65 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,922 Um, I got you something, too. 66 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,448 Is that a girl's butt? 67 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,667 Yeah. 68 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,321 In a martini glass, so you know it's classy. 69 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,410 This is already open! 70 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,454 [Scoffs] Okay, fine. 71 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,108 I thought we said 72 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,805 that we weren't going to get each other gifts. 73 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,807 We never said that. Didn't we, though? 74 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,070 [Sighs] I'm sorry. 75 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:39,246 Let me make it up to you. 76 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,378 How about we go to the mall this weekend? 77 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:42,988 We always go to the mall. 78 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,599 I want to do something special. 79 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,557 Let's go see Romeo + Juliet. 80 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,647 It's a hip, modern remake of Shakespeare's classic 81 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,823 set in the town of Verona Beach. 82 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,695 And it has Leonardo DiCaprio. 83 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,350 Oh, Leo DiCaprio -- he's got star power. 84 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,829 Get out of here, Dave. Sure thing. 85 00:02:57,873 --> 00:03:00,005 There's showings at 7:00 and 9:30, 86 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:02,356 and we're splitting a box of Goobers. 87 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:10,364 [Sneezes] 88 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:11,582 ♪♪ 89 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,628 [Yawns] 90 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:16,848 Smells like sadness. 91 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,287 [Sighs] 92 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,419 Welcome to Orlando Superior Court. 93 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,509 Some of you will have the good fortune of serving on our jury, 94 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:29,339 but first, I am legally required to play you this video. 95 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:34,431 [Patriotic music plays] 96 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,390 Hello. I'm Gail O'Grady. 97 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,306 Most of you know me as Donna Abandando, 98 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:42,483 the brassy squad secretary on "NYPD Blue." 99 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:45,137 But today, I play an even more important role -- 100 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,357 welcoming you to jury duty. 101 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:51,056 Hello? 102 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,971 It's for you. 103 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,277 Justice is calling. 104 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,713 [Sighs heavily] 105 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,367 You want a tip? 106 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,673 When the lawyers ask you questions, 107 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,544 just, uh, say that you watch a lot of crime shows 108 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:01,893 like L.A. Law. 109 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,286 They'll think you're a real know-it-all 110 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,896 who won't convict anybody without DNA evidence, 111 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,507 and then the lawyers will just send you home. 112 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,515 According to this, 113 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,430 the Tamagotchi will beep when it needs attention, 114 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:19,084 at which point, its owner should press a button to feed it, 115 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,564 play with it, or clean up its poop. 116 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,218 It poops? 117 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,220 Little black dots with stink lines. 118 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,221 Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,570 If you don't clean them up, 120 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:30,139 the Tamagotchi will get sick and die. 121 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,010 Raising Jerry's gonna be a lot of work. 122 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,229 We'll do it together. 123 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,492 We'll be the best moms since Mom. 124 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:38,190 Some days you're the dog. 125 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:39,757 Some days you're the hydrant. 126 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,150 What's wrong? 127 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:44,414 Allison's making us see the new Romeo + Juliet movie. 128 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:47,156 Doesn't she know that Space Jamjust came out? 129 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,419 Allison likes Shakespeare? [Chuckles] 130 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:52,596 But soft, what light through yonder breaks? 131 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,336 [Romantic music plays] 132 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:57,384 It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. 133 00:04:57,427 --> 00:05:00,387 Dad, that's the whitest you've ever sounded. 134 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:01,692 It's Shakespeare, Eddie. 135 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:02,693 It's poetry. 136 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:04,042 You know what's poetry? 137 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:07,132 Michael Jordan teaming up with Bugs Bunny to save the universe. 138 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,960 If Allison wants to see Romeo + Juliet, 139 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,527 you should suck it up and go. 140 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:13,400 When you care about someone, you have to make sacrifices. 141 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,575 I guess. 142 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:15,576 Tell you what, 143 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,968 I'll give you and Allison a ride to the movie. 144 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,753 Seriously? Yeah. 145 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,930 Think of me as your coachman, spiriting you and your beloved 146 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,280 through the ivory gates of Verona. 147 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,629 I don't understand a word of that, 148 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,631 but thanks for the ride. 149 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,067 [ Law & Ordernotes play] 150 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:30,852 Ma'am, you said that serving on this jury 151 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,244 would cause undue hardship. 152 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,289 Can you elaborate? 153 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,160 I can't be away from home all day 154 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,815 because I have to feed my lizards, Thelma and Louise. 155 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,730 Very well. You're dismissed. 156 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,210 [Sighs] 157 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,603 [Sighs] 158 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,648 Jessica Hu-wang? 159 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,781 Huang. 160 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,826 ♪♪ 161 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,175 Thank you for joining us today. 162 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,177 Is there any reason why you can't be 163 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,744 a fair and unbiased juror? 164 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,006 Yes. 165 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,008 Because L.A. Law. 166 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:58,836 ♪♪ 167 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,098 Excuse me? 168 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,492 It's my favorite show. 169 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,276 Is that so? 170 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,452 Who's your favorite character? 171 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:09,281 Mine's Victor Sifuentes. 172 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,414 I've always fashioned myself a young Corbin Bernsen. 173 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,895 He's so kind to his chubby assistant. 174 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:16,071 Excuse me, but I'm not going to let you two 175 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:18,465 prattle on about L.A. Law... 176 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,859 ...and not mention Benny. 177 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,818 Benny! I love Benny. 178 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,080 [Laughter] 179 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,256 Mrs. Hoo-ang, you sound just like the type of person 180 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:28,257 we're looking for. 181 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,041 Welcome to jury duty. 182 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:31,347 [Sighs] 183 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,049 Great advice, L.A. Law. 184 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,616 Thanks to you, I'm stuck doing jury duty. 185 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:42,445 Hey, you never take a swing, you never hit a home run, right? 186 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,795 You know, I used to hate jury duty, too. 187 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,711 Then, I accidentally spit my chewing gum on the sidewalk 188 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,147 during a trip to Singapore. 189 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:52,586 They caned my fanny until it was red as an apple. 190 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,718 After that, I had a whole new appreciation 191 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,111 for the American legal system. 192 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,286 [All murmuring] 193 00:06:57,329 --> 00:07:00,681 Oh, uh, they left us an information sheet. 194 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,943 According to this, 195 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,901 we are supposed to elect a jury foreperson. 196 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:05,468 Foreperson -- what's that? 197 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,078 Oh, a foreperson takes attendance, 198 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,602 they preside over deliberations, 199 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:11,126 and they speak on behalf of the jury in the courtroom. 200 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,693 It's sort of like the boss of the jury. 201 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:15,478 Jury Boss. I would like to volunteer. 202 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,697 I nominate Harvey. 203 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,569 Well, I don't know you from Adam, 204 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:20,962 but you seem like a nice fella 205 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,572 and I like the shape of your head. 206 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:23,704 All in favor? 207 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,314 Aye. 208 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:28,578 [Chuckles] Aw, shucks, guys. Thanks, everyone. 209 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,145 Yay! Congratulations, man. 210 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,755 Thank you so much. 211 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,757 ♪♪ 212 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,542 Hi, boys! 213 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:38,414 Oh, my God! Who's this little munchkin? 214 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,764 EVAN: That's Jerry. He's our Tamagotchi. 215 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,636 I read about these in my anime magazine. 216 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:45,160 I see Jerry has already reached his Marutchi phase, 217 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:46,640 having evolved from a Babytchi. 218 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,729 They grow up so fast, don't they? 219 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:49,904 I know. Aww. [Tamagotchi beeps] 220 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,340 [Gasps] He made a boom-boom! 221 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:52,950 Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww! 222 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,517 REPORTER: It's really gonna be beautiful... 223 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,737 You should see the people on this jury, Louis. 224 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:57,999 They're the only thing 225 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,741 keeping a criminal from walking the streets, 226 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,786 and they spend 25 minutes trying to figure out 227 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,135 how to open up a window. 228 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:08,139 I can't believe I wasn't picked for Jury Boss. 229 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,533 I thought you didn't want to do jury duty. 230 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,361 Now you want more responsibility? 231 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,363 If I'm going to be stuck on a jury, 232 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:18,585 I want to be in charge, not Harvey. 233 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,891 He looks like a giant baby with a beard. 234 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,893 Hark! 235 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:25,548 Is this a fly gentleman I see before me? 236 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,550 I can't believe I have to sit through a whole movie of that. 237 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,160 Well, knock it all you want, Eddie, 238 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,684 but the ladies love Shakespeare. 239 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:31,772 Just ask your mother. 240 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:34,122 [Chuckles][Door opens] 241 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:36,385 Your chariot awaits, my liege. 242 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,735 Huh?Let's go. 243 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:42,652 ♪♪ 244 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,568 Honk the horn. 245 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,831 Are you a goose? What? 246 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:48,832 Geese honk. 247 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,486 Gentlemen go to the door. 248 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,663 [Sighs] 249 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,407 [Knock on door] 250 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,669 Nice house. 251 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,848 Hi, Eddie. Hi, Mr. Huang.Hi, Allison. 252 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:05,980 Hi there, Eddie. 253 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,243 You must be Eddie's dad. Hi. Gary Olsen. 254 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,375 Hi. I'm Louis. I just wanted to introduce myself 255 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,421 and let you know your daughter will be in good hands. 256 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,597 We're going to see the new Romeo + Juliet movie. 257 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,991 Really? I hear that's a hip, modern remake 258 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,384 set in the town of Verona Beach? 259 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,473 [Laughs] Are you a Shakespeare fan, Gary? 260 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,258 Been a Bardhead since college. 261 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,216 Me, too, Brute! 262 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,783 [Laughs] 263 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,046 Hey, since I'm driving the kids to the movie, 264 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,787 why don't you come along? We'll all see it together. 265 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,093 Uh, Dad... 266 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,617 Really? No. I'd hate to impose. 267 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:38,055 What fates impose, that men must needs abide -- 268 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,797 BOTH: It boots not to resist both wind and tide. 269 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,016 I'll get my coat. 270 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:45,149 ♪♪ 271 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,197 [Tamagotchi beeping] 272 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,328 [Beeping stops] 273 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,767 [Tamagotchi beeping] 274 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:54,898 [Beeping stops] 275 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,901 [Tamagotchi beeping][Sighs] 276 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,687 I've read the same sentence like 20 times. 277 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,864 Am I ever gonna find out where the red fern grows? 278 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:04,865 Let's take turns. 279 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,910 We'll watch Jerry in 30-minute shifts 280 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,520 so the other person can concentrate 281 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:09,826 on finishing their homework. 282 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,132 That's a great idea. 283 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:14,701 What do you think, Jerry? Is that a good idea? 284 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,485 [Tamagotchi beeping]I'll take that poop as a yes. 285 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,750 BENVOLIO: Tybalt hath sent a letter to his father's house. 286 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,752 MERCUTIO: A challenge on my life. 287 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,059 LOUIS: Mercutio, thou oughtn't go in there! 288 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,713 It's a trap, me thinks! 289 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,932 [Both laugh] 290 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,934 [Whispering] Can I have some Goobers? 291 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:34,068 [Whispering] Our dads -- Our dads took them. 292 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,939 Hey, Gary, Goober me. 293 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,680 Oh, yeah. 294 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,290 Oh, wait. Let me mix it in. 295 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,727 Mix it up. [Laughs] 296 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,729 [Chatter] 297 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,600 Call to order. 298 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,604 Case number 25772, State of Florida versus Samuel Seaver, 299 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,955 charged with eight counts of arson in the second degree. 300 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:55,045 But first, I have an important matter to discuss. 301 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:58,745 It's come to my attention that a note was distributed 302 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,138 amongst the jury, along with a gift. 303 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,140 Bailiff Dan. 304 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,142 ♪♪ 305 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,145 "We need a new Jury Boss. 306 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:11,888 Harvey is weak. Here's a gift." 307 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,891 Normally, I would send all of you home and seat a new jury, 308 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,980 but I'm planning to run for office 309 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,548 and I don't want to cost the taxpayers any more money. 310 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,985 Any attempt to bribe your fellow juror 311 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:25,162 will result in all of you being held in contempt! 312 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:28,818 Bailiff, please collect the bribes. 313 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,786 Harvey ate my orange. 314 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,222 No. 315 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,793 So, did you like the movie? 316 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,664 The gangsters were a'ight, but most of the time, 317 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,926 I had no idea what was happening. 318 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,407 Well, I liked it. 319 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,365 In fact, it might be my favorite movie of all time. 320 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,761 E-Eddie, do you ever get bored? 321 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,981 I'm bored now, thanks to this homework. 322 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,374 No. I mean bored with us. 323 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,985 Us? What are you talking about? 324 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,377 [Doorbell rings] 325 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,772 My dad's not supposed to pick me up for another hour. 326 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,643 Louis. 327 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:12,993 Thought I'd come by a little early. 328 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:16,605 You mentioned you knew your way around the old six-string. 329 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,912 Any chance you'd be up for a jam sesh? 330 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,349 ♪ If you 331 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,351 ♪ Like to tell me maybe 332 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,005 ♪ Just go ahead now 333 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:25,919 ♪ If you 334 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,921 ♪ Want to buy me flowers ♪ 335 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,836 ♪ Just go ahead now 336 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:33,840 Yeah! [Vocalizing] 337 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:38,018 [Both scatting] 338 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,456 [Tamagotchi beeping] 339 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,374 Evan, feed Jerry. 340 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,898 I just did. It's your turn. 341 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,378 [Beeping continues] 342 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,640 [Pounding on wall] 343 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,862 Ugh! 344 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,778 At least someone will be rested tomorrow. 345 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,041 [Tamagotchi beeps] 346 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,043 Evan, that's my calculator. 347 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,827 [Beeping continues] 348 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,437 [Dialing] 349 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,309 [Ringing] 350 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,702 Hello? Hey, it's me. 351 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,053 Hey, I'm glad you called. We need to talk. 352 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,228 Oh. 353 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,099 Eddie, you know I think you're great, 354 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,884 and going out with you this past year 355 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,103 has been really, really cool, 356 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,236 but lately, things have felt... 357 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,454 different. 358 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,282 It's like somewhere along the line, 359 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,936 we stopped having fun. 360 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,720 That's not how it should be. 361 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,287 I mean, look at our dads. 362 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,680 Our dads? 363 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,029 Do you see how much fun they have? 364 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,684 It reminded me of how it used to be with us, 365 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,121 back when things were new and exciting. 366 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,732 Face it, Eddie, we've fallen into a rut. 367 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,257 Is it a rut? Or a groove? 368 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,128 I think we need to take a break. 369 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,000 A break? Allison, I --[Click] 370 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,566 Hey, guys, uh, sorry to interrupt, 371 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,959 but are you almost done? 372 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,874 I was hoping Allison could put Gary on. 373 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,963 Sorry, Eddie. 374 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,138 Dad! 375 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,705 [Click] Hello? 376 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,881 Hey, man, I picked up the guitar tab for "Sultans of Swing." 377 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,709 Yes, you did! 378 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,929 [Laughs] 379 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,149 ♪♪ 380 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:06,976 [Sighs] 381 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:15,898 Well, those are some interesting closing arguments, 382 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:19,684 but given the witnesses who saw the defendant light the fire 383 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,078 and the footage of him dancing around the flames afterwards, 384 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,689 I'd say this is a pretty open-and-shut case. 385 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,169 So, unless there are any questions, 386 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,170 I reckon we can just go ahead and vote. 387 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,042 I have a question. 388 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,523 Why wasn't I made Jury Boss? 389 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,179 ♪♪ 390 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,573 LOUIS: Uh, great news. The community theatre's 391 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,618 doing Shakespeare in the Park this weekend. 392 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,316 Hope you and Allison don't have any plans. 393 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,014 We'll bring Gary. Yeah. That's not gonna happen. 394 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,756 Me and Allison are taking a break. 395 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,759 What? Since when? I thought you guys were solid. 396 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,195 It's like she got sick of me. 397 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,849 She said we were in a rut. 398 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,330 A rut? Or a groove? 399 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,767 That's what I said, but she wasn't hearing it. 400 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,509 She said that you and Gary had more fun. 401 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,945 Maybe she has a point. 402 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,078 If our dads get along better than we do, 403 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,775 what does that say about us? 404 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:10,605 ♪♪ 405 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,607 JESSICA: Because at the end of the day, 406 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,827 this is about getting to the truth! 407 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:19,614 Harvey claims that he visited Singapore, 408 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,051 yet today, he had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, 409 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,098 even though there's a perfectly good noodle shop next door. 410 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,622 My wife packed me a sandwich. 411 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,406 Alleged wife. 412 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,582 [Sighs] 413 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:35,804 This isn't personal. I like Harvey. 414 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:39,982 But is he really Jury Boss material? 415 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,247 So tense. 416 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,424 Too tense? I mean, you decide. 417 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,252 Oh, for God's sake! 418 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,037 It's been hours! 419 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,256 Don't you see what's happening? 420 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,085 She's holding us hostage! 421 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,479 Aah! 422 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:02,048 Why won't these windows open?! 423 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,834 O-Okay, okay. Uh, Jessica, may I have a word? Please? 424 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:06,835 ♪♪ 425 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,880 If we let you be jury foreperson, 426 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,579 will you just cast your vote so we can go home? 427 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:15,409 It would be my first act as Jury Boss. 428 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,237 HARVEY: Okay, so, when the judge asks, 429 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,414 you just read the verdict, and then we can all go. 430 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,199 Thank you, Jury Minion. 431 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,288 DAN: All rise! 432 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,162 You may be seated. 433 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,469 I understand the jury has reached a verdict? 434 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,123 Why isn't Harvey sitting in the -- 435 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,690 Harvey had a scratchy throat, 436 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,214 so I'm filling in as Madame Foreperson. 437 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,043 Very well. 438 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,524 Would our new foreperson please read the verdict to the court? 439 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,222 Yes, Your Honor. 440 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,877 ♪♪ 441 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:53,186 We, the jury, find the defendant... 442 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,448 guilty. 443 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,449 [Spectators murmur] 444 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,104 Stop burning things, you weirdo. 445 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,410 I hated you the moment I saw you. 446 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,456 That's a mistrial. 447 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,327 [Spectators murmur]What? 448 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,112 He's obviously guilty! 449 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,505 Look at him! Look at his face! 450 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,507 Innocent people don't have hair like that! 451 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,731 Louis! 452 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,733 I was just about to call you. 453 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,301 Any interest in going to Medieval Times 454 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,304 and ordering drumsticks in iambic pentameter? 455 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,306 [In iambic pentameter] That sounds so great to me. 456 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,090 [Chuckles][Normal voice] But I can't. 457 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,700 Not today. 458 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,441 Not ever. 459 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,530 It's because of Eddie and Allison, isn't it? 460 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,663 Darn it! I knew something was up. 461 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,665 I haven't seen Allison this upset 462 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,276 since those wildebeests trampled Mufasa. 463 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,930 It's because of us, Gary. 464 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,758 For whatever reason, our connection 465 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,891 has caused Eddie and Allison to doubt theirs. 466 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,372 We're tearing our houses apart, 467 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,809 just like the Montagues and Capulets. 468 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,508 Are you saying --I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore. 469 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,380 That really is too bad. 470 00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,166 I liked having such a cool friend. 471 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,168 Me too. 472 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,213 But when you care about someone, 473 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,215 you have to make sacrifices. 474 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,564 ♪♪ 475 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,394 Shakespeare invented this, you know? 476 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,396 He called it "the hand hug." 477 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,224 Because men couldn't hug back then. 478 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,225 Right. 479 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,140 Because men couldn't hug. 480 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,186 ♪♪ 481 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,972 I can't believe I slept through Roman numerals. 482 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,148 Now I'm never gonna know what Super Bowl it is. 483 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,368 You'retired? 484 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,935 In Karate Club, I accidentally kicked a kid in the face. 485 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,459 That's nice. 486 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,635 I can't remember the last time I had a chance to exercise. 487 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,202 [Tamagotchi beeping]You have it easy. 488 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,769 All you do is you just ply Jerry with food to keep him quiet. 489 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,380 I feed him because he's hungry. 490 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,599 All youdo is play with him! 491 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,079 I have to play with him. 492 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,646 Otherwise, he'd be a fat blob. 493 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,822 Don't you dare call Jerry fat! I didn't. 494 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,215 You're putting words in my mouth, 495 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,173 just like you put empty calories in Jerry's. 496 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,740 You take that back!I will not! 497 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:53,741 [Tamagotchi beeps] 498 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,178 [Tamagotchi flatlines] 499 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,832 Jerry? 500 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,791 ♪♪ 501 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,446 Having a snack? Why not? 502 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,014 Now that I'm single, I don't have to watch my figure. 503 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,450 You were watching your figure? 504 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,409 You know, your situation with Allison 505 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,367 reminds me of an old love story. 506 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,804 Dad, please, I do not want to hear any more Shakespeare. 507 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,241 I'm not talking about Shakespeare. 508 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,199 I'm talking about when I was dating your mom. 509 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,767 I really wanted to impress her, 510 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,335 so I used to serenade her with my guitar. 511 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,467 But after a while, I could tell she was getting sick of it. 512 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,861 [Chuckles] I know, crazy, right? 513 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,602 So, I switched it up, 514 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,039 and I started reading her Shakespeare instead. 515 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,258 I kept it fresh, 516 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,216 and that's what you need to do with Allison. 517 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,001 You have to show her things can still be unexpected 518 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,266 and spontaneous, just like it was at the beginning. 519 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,181 [Crunch] 520 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,619 [Knock on door] 521 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,098 Eddie? 522 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,578 Allison, there's something I have to tell you. 523 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,493 I'm sorry I've been so boring lately. 524 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:51,886 It's just you're so chill, 525 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,280 and I feel like I can be myself around you. 526 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,325 And to be honest, myself is a little lazy. 527 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,285 So, I'm going to make more of an effort 528 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,156 to show that I appreciate you, because I do! 529 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,897 Get your coat, girl. 530 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,246 We're gonna go see Romeo + Juliet. 531 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,465 But we already saw it. 532 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,249 I know! I'm being spontaneous! 533 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,947 You're surprised, right? You didn't see that coming. 534 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,253 [Chuckles] 535 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,735 ♪♪ 536 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,911 [Intro to Spin Doctors' "Two Princes" plays] 537 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,391 DEEJAY: We've got a dedication 538 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,610 going out to a special coachman. 539 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,483 It says, "From a Capulet to a Montague, 540 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,486 I'll never forget when we were Two Princes." 541 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,053 ♪ One, two, princes kneel before you ♪ 542 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,142 ♪ That's what I said, now 543 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:34,058 ♪ Princes, Princes who adore you ♪ 544 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:36,235 ♪ Just go ahead, now, One has... ♪ 545 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:46,114 [Somber music plays] 546 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:50,118 [Sighs] No parent should outlive their Tamagotchi. 547 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,381 It was only a few extra words. 548 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:55,558 I don't understand why they have to redo the whole trial. 549 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,777 To be honest, I'm surprised 550 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,866 you did jury duty in the first place. 551 00:20:58,909 --> 00:20:59,997 What do you mean? 552 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,347 You're not a citizen yet, Jessica. 553 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,567 They must've sent you the summons by accident. 554 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,003 All you had to do was say you're here on a green card, 555 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,440 and you could've gotten out of it. 556 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,224 Ugh. 557 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,010 Mom's really broken up about Jerry. 558 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,577 I didn't even know she knew him. 559 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,100 [Sighs] 560 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,667 [Tamagotchi beeps faintly] 561 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,756 Did you hear something? 562 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,542 [Tamagotchi beeps] 563 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,632 No. 564 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,333 [Tamagotchi beeps] 565 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:34,293 --Captions by VITAC--