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LOUIS: Oh, yeah,
that looks good. Perfect.

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The curtain on this voting booth
is broken.

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I have a shower curtain
at home -- has an octopus on it.

4
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Uh, Jess, fix this.

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I want Election Day to run
as smoothly as possible.

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Our way of life
depends on it.

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What do you need
our help with?

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Setting up
the polling station.

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In just one week, voters will
use our humble restaurant

10
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to choose between
Bill Clinton and Bob Dole.

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Well, at least
we're getting paid for this.

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Only in civic pride.
I volunteered.

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(softly) Divorce.

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Are you gonna register
to vote this year, Mom?

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No interest.

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American politics is so boring
compared to Taiwan.

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(indistinct shouting)

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And those people
were in the same party.

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Well,
I believe in voting.

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Who we pick as president
matters.

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There's so many issues
at stake.

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Please. It's not
as if your vote counts.

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Of course it does.
Evan.

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The Electoral College
violates the rule of
"one person, one vote."

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It was made
to benefit slave owners

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by distributing votes.

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That means the candidate
who wins the popular vote

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can still lose
the election.

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And that is
extremely undemocratic.

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But you get a sticker.

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(groans) Why are we
talking about stuff

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that no one
cares about?!

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Tupac is dead!

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* Fresh off the boat

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* I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go *

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* If you don't know, homey,
now you know *

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* Fresh off the boat

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* Homey, you don't know
where I come from *

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* But I know where I'm goin'

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* I'm fresh off the boat

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**

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(brakes squeal)

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(groans) This light
always takes forever.

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Evan, write to the city
about this.

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Sure, but they're getting tired
of hearing from me.

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Are you in a rush,
Mom?

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I'm late to close a deal
I've been working on for months.

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This house will be
my biggest sale yet.

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Please drive the speed limit.
You don't want to hit someone.

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You're right.

51
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Then I would
really be late.

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(sighs) Did you guys
watch the news this morning?

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Yes! The Dow Jones
is at an all-time high.

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Nah, man! I said the news --
MTV News.

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They're trying to pin
Tupac's assassination on Biggie!

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Biggie didn't do it!

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This is just a big distraction
so we don't ask

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how his killer
obtained a Glock anyways.

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We need better
gun control.

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Which is why everyone should
Rock The Vote for Clinton.

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I like Bob Dole.
He seems like a nice, old man.

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He has a zero chance
to win.

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Evan, I had no idea
you were a Democrat.

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I belong to no party.
I believe in numbers.

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And the electoral math
doesn't work out for Dole.

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Then I guess
I just have to work harder

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spreading
the Dole message.

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Is Bob Dole the one
that keeps falling off stages?

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(sighing) Yeah.

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**

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Raul Rúiz!

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Hey!

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I just closed
on my first mini-mansion --

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4 bedrooms, 10 baths.

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Very strange ratio, I know,
but I made it work.

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I know --
It's a very big deal.

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Mm-hmm.
How's the condo market?

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Ohhh.

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Well, I'll try to send
some business your way.

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You know...

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I remember when I sold
my first big house.

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Practically my whole commission
went to taxes.

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Based on the amount of time
I spent making the sale,

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I actually wound up
losing money.

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Congratulations
on your success.

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(school bell rings)

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We've wanted her
since sixth grade.

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The second-best table
in the cafeteria.

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And it's right next to
the gym door.

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If you want to go play
some ball, it's right there.

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And there's finally enough room
for all of us.

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None of us have to sit
on the floor.

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You mean I don't have to sit
on the floor.

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There was no rotation,
Dave.

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I still can't believe
we got her.

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Our only real competition
was Ned and his friends.

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**

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Thank God
he got into Morrissey.

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Singing, frowning, wearing
a flower in his back pocket --

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now he eats lunch
all alone.

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Guys, can we agree
we're killing it
in eighth grade?

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(all cheer)

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Just like
how Biggie killed Tupac.

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(thud)

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One -- East Coast/West Coast
rivalry sells albums.

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Biggie needed 'Pac
to get paid.

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Two -- Puffy loves Biggie
too much

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to let him do
something stupid like this.

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Three --
Biggie travels by train.

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So you mean to tell me
that Biggie traveled

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from New York
to Las Vegas,

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saw the sunrise
over the Grand Canyon,

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and he still had enough anger
inside him to shoot Tupac?

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Biggie's innocent.

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Okay. If Biggie didn't do it,
then who did?

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Oh,
I have my theories.

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* I'm so sad

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* I'm so lonely, lonely

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* Lo-o-nely *

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* I was sittin' at a red light

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Oh. Hey.
Check it out, boss.

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I've repurposed
some of our Halloween stuff.

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* And amber waves of
[Zombie voice] brains! *

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You're going to ruin
Election Day.

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(door opens)

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Hey! Did you sell
the house?

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Yes.

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Congratulations!

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Where's
your celebration dance?

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Are you okay?
No!

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Raul Rúiz said that
this big commission I earned

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is going to push us
into a higher tax bracket.

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I looked into it,
and it's true.

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I'm going to end up
losing money on this sale

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to pay
more stupid taxes.

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Well, you know,
taxes aren't all bad.

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They pay for stuff we need,
like roads and schools.

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Whose side
are you on --

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(engine revs)

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It's outrageous
that I should have to --

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(engine revs)

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(engine revving)

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(engine shuts off)

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Hector?

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Is this your car?

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Ye-e-ah!

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I'm into
street racing.

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I have a body
for drifting --

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a perfect
50/50 weight split.

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Lucky you.
My body's dumb.

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JESSICA:
Look at this paint job.

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It's like a blue car
drove through a gold waterfall

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and then the wind just started
blowing the gold away.

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Hell yeah.

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Check out my exhaust, too.
Cost me about 1,000 bones.

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$1,000?

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I dropped 10 grand
under the hood, too.

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You can't be part
of the Brown Rice Car Club

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without coming correct.

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How do you afford all this?
You're a cook.

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And I'm supposed to split
my tips with you. And I don't.

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It's all right.

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I know you and Herb
are saving up for a gazebo.

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Yeah.
I always have
a little extra

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'cause I don't pay
the taxman.

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I took this business seminar
by Wesley Snipes.

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It really
opened up my eyes.

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Yeah.

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(sad music plays)

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MALE ANNOUNCER:
Jimmy just wants to fly a kite.

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Where are the children
supposed to play?

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Support
the Clean Parks Initiative.

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Vote "Yes" on Prop B.

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Hm. I'm definitely
voting for that.

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All these political ads...
you know they're just

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using that kid
to manipulate you.

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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
This is Sarah.

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(groans)
Here we go again.

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What's wrong
with Sarah?

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Sarah has a dream...

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that voters will pass
a bond measure

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for a new
mixed-use sports arena.

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That's just another thing that
my taxes are going to pay for

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that Hector will get to use
for free.

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Is he
an illegal immigrant?

186
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It's "undocumented
immigrant."

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Saying "illegal"
is kind of offensive.

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And no,
Hector's a citizen.
How do you know?

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He has
a Social Security number.

190
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Well, then,
doesn't the government

191
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take taxes
out of his paycheck?

192
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No, because he asked me
to pay him

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through his corporation,
Technotron Logistics.

194
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Hector is incorporated?!

195
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But it costs a lot of money
to incorporate.

196
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We're not
even incorporated.

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Yeah, and I keep telling you
we should be.

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Yes, it costs money now,

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but we'd be saving so much money
in the future.

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I stopped listening after
you said "it costs money now."

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MALE ANNOUNCER:
Illegal immigrants keep
coming onto our shores.

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The federal government
won't stop them,

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yet makes us pay billions
to take care of them.

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But the Wall Keepers
want to stop that.

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I'm Jack Clovis,
president of the Wall Keepers

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and owner
of a Blimpie Subs & Salads.

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I want to end
illegal immigration

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by putting up
a wall of Border Patrol agents

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on our shore.

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00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,986
Enough is enough.

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00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,555
Also, come down to Blimpie's.

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00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,189
We've improved our crabmeat.

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Such fearmongering.
Can you believe this ad?

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**

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Put those back.

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**

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This is messed up.
Why?

218
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You're a citizen,
so...doesn't apply to you.

219
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Jessica, these signs
are a huge polling violation.

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No electioneering within
100 feet of a polling place.

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I thought
you'd be happy.

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I now see the point
in voting.

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But this proposition
is anti-immigrant.

224
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So?
You're an immigrant.

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I'm a legal immigrant.

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I did it the right way.

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I went through
the immigration process.

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I waited my turn.

229
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I didn't jump the line.

230
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This is just
about fairness.

231
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,181
Oh.
Hector, come back.

232
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He's the only one
with the key to the freezer.

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(door closes)

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(engine revs, tires squeal)

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(whistles)

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**

237
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Tupac wanted to leave
Death Row Records.

238
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His killer is obviously
Suge Knight!

239
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Shh!
Don't say his name, fool!

240
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He's like
a hip-hop Candyman!

241
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Shh!
Don't say "Candyman."

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Man, screw Tupac.

243
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Hey!
Hey!
Ooh!

244
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Tupac wasn't really
a thug!

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He went to a fancy
performing-arts school.

246
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He studied acting
and ballet.

247
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He was in "The Nutcracker"
and played the damn Mouse King.

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"Thug life"?
Try "hug life."

249
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That's immaterial,
homey.

250
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Walter, stick to
the question at hand.

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Who do you think
killed him?

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00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,816
Courtney Love.

253
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,151
That's stupid!

254
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,753
This has Tony Danza
written all over it.

255
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,720
For real?!

256
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,555
I just read
in Source magazine

257
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,991
that Tony Danza used to write
to 'Pac when he was in prison.

258
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,425
So?
They're pen pals.

259
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,827
It's super-weird
but not a big deal.

260
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:56,396
Yeah, but here's the thing
about Tony Danza --

261
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,498
He doesn't like it
when other people succeed.

262
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,769
Tony Danza is the first person
to lift someone up!

263
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,271
His letters were the only thing
keeping 'Pac alive!

264
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,739
I have a question --

265
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:06,940
Who's Tupac, again?

266
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,012
I bet Lil' Kim and Faith Evans
teamed up.

267
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,747
Naw, man! It was --
No, I know who did it!

268
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,248
It's my turn to talk,
tricks!

269
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,650
No, I think
it's your turn to shut up!

270
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,418
Your mom didn't tell me
to shut up

271
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,087
when I took her
to dinner and a movie.

272
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,522
Oh, did you order the nuggets
off the kids menu?

273
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,457
Ask her to cut up
your hot dog?

274
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,026
At least
Brian believes in Christmas.

275
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,527
We are Unitarian!

276
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,497
I can't listen to a guy who has
a crush on the school nurse.

277
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,199
She's fine
and she take care of me.

278
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,434
You know what? I'm not really
enjoying this table right now.

279
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,269
Me neither.
This blows.
I'm out.

280
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,672
Guys, come back!
We could lose the table!

281
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,209
Did Tupac sing
"Parents Just Don't Understand"?

282
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,811
Guys?!

283
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,046
**

284
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,815
Vote for Bob Dole?

285
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,951
Don't you want to vote
for a sweet grandpa?

286
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,385
Vote for Bob Dole.

287
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,989
Are you voting for Clinton
or Dole this year, sir?

288
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,991
I'm voting for
the Green Party candidate.

289
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,292
Oh. Okay.

290
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,694
Well, I'll vote
for this chair, then,

291
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,262
'cause it has
an equal chance of winning.

292
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,567
Here, Emery.
Let me help you.

293
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,202
Here you go.
Vote for Dole.

294
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,871
Thanks, Evan.

295
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,206
I'm thrilled you've decided
to join the revolution.

296
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,207
Oh, I haven't.

297
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,508
I'm just trying
to prove to you

298
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,644
that we can hand out
all these buttons

299
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,080
and it still
won't make a difference.

300
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,382
Listen to the wind,
brother.

301
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,652
Boys! No electioneering within
100 feet of a polling place!

302
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,254
(crowd chanting in distance)
What about Hector?

303
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,923
No! No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

304
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,959
(chanting "No al 187!"]

305
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,229
What the hell?!

306
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,898
I brought my car club
to protest

307
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,900
Jessica's support
of Prop 187.

308
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,501
Don't worry.
They'll be gone soon.

309
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,702
I called the authorities.

310
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,038
The police can't do anything.
It's a peaceful protest.

311
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,406
I didn't call the police.

312
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,843
(alarm clock rings)

313
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,111
Wake up!

314
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,712
Register and vote!

315
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,314
Rock the Vote!

316
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:02,255
Naw. My friends are irritating
the hell out of me right now.

317
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,094
They all act like they're
the smartest ones at the table.

318
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,266
I don't need to be around
people like that.

319
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,979
But Biggie
didn't kill Tupac!

320
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,649
Thank you.

321
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,161
VJ: And now
for the posthumous premiere

322
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,562
of Tupac's "Toss It Up,"

323
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,232
featuring Danny Boy
and K-Ci & JoJo.

324
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,399
[ "Toss It Up" plays ]

325
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,968
* Toss it up

326
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,937
(rapping) * Lord have mercy,
Father help us all *

327
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,404
* Since you supplied
your phone number *

328
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,840
* I can't help but call

329
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,674
* Time for action,
conversatin', we relaxin' *

330
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,076
Oh, my God.

331
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,278
**

332
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,316
I can't believe you called INS
to do a sweep.

333
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,920
If everyone is here legally,
there should be no problem.

334
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,622
(engine revs, tires squeal)

335
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,158
You can still get him.

336
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,260
There's a long, terrible light
at the end of the street.

337
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,794
It takes, like,
five minutes.

338
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,130
Ma'am, you'll have to
come with us.
Why?

339
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,431
We ran a check
on everyone here

340
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,933
and found
two illegal immigrants --

341
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,302
Hector Martinez
and you.

342
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,472
What?!
Ma'am?

343
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,539
(snaps fingers)
Ma'am?

344
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,208
She's shutting down.

345
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,943
I've seen this before --
when Connie Chung

346
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,545
blew off her autograph request
at Nordstrom's.

347
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,923
(speaking Spanish)

348
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,866
Again,
we don't speak Spanish.

349
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,903
He was the only attorney
I could find on short notice.

350
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,205
Plus, he gave me
a free T-shirt.

351
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,372
Okay, here.

352
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,374
Just fill this out
to update your Green Card

353
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,410
and restore
your permanent-resident status.

354
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,646
I thought "permanent resident"
meant "permanent."

355
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,182
I didn't know I had to
keep renewing my Green Card.

356
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,550
I would have
found this out sooner

357
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,319
if you'd ever registered
to vote.

358
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,855
I'm a permanent resident.
It's basically the same thing.

359
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,325
So you just plan
to have a Green Card forever.

360
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,060
Don't you want
to become a citizen?

361
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,895
I tried,
but the process was so --

362
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,265
They interrogate you
and they ask you

363
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,834
a million questions,
like you're a criminal,

364
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,070
like they're trying
to catch you in a lie.

365
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,738
Plus, you have to
take a test,

366
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,373
memorize
the Pledge of Allegiance.

367
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,075
Why would I want
to do all that?

368
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,877
To vote,
to be on game shows...

369
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,446
It takes years,
it's expensive,

370
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,914
and it's all
for a piece of paper

371
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,250
that will make no difference
in my day-to-day life.

372
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:47,120
Is that why you never wear
the American-flag pin I got you?

373
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,322
No, I don't wear that because
I don't like holes in my shirt.

374
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,391
I'll send you a bill.

375
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,226
And I will wait
till the final-reminder letter

376
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,294
to pay it.

377
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,831
**

378
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,769
Oh. Hector called.

379
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:03,870
He quit.

380
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,305
He's afraid
to set foot in here

381
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,074
now that the INS
knows about him.

382
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,875
So he really is
undocumented.

383
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,477
He said his folks
came here from Mexico

384
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,479
for a better life
when he was a baby.

385
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,481
I bet he was
a really cute baby.

386
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,482
(sighs)

387
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,617
Well,
I'm sorry about Hector,

388
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,986
but the rules
are the rules.

389
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,320
How could you say that?

390
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,922
Right now, you're technically
an undocumented immigrant, too.

391
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,157
But my situation
is different.

392
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,825
I just messed up
some paperwork.

393
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,794
Hector is here
illegally.

394
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,297
Do you know who the original
illegal immigrants were?

395
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,398
The Pilgrims.

396
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,733
This country was founded
by illegal immigrants.

397
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,469
Like my porcelain
Colonial mice figurines.

398
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,637
I know.

399
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,905
And I respect them.

400
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,908
This issue is too complex
to be reduced to a sound bite --

401
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,077
like that Wall Keepers ad
that manipulated you.

402
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,446
Or that Clean Parks ad
that manipulated you.

403
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,581
That's different.
Jimmy needs to fly his kite.

404
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,749
(sighs)

405
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,953
Look, people like Hector
are stuck in a gray area.

406
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,756
His parents brought him here.
He was raised in this country.

407
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,259
He loves America.
He has a family.

408
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,028
(sighs)
What if it were you?

409
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,998
Besides, he's the hardest worker
we have.

410
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,034
I mean, who's gonna do
a better job -- Nancy?

411
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,801
I've already dropped
two taco platters,

412
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,303
and I'm not even
on the clock yet.

413
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,709
(school bell rings)

414
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,045
EDDIE:
Thank you for coming.

415
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,679
I'm sorry
things got so heated.

416
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,381
That "hot dog" comment
hurt.

417
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,950
I have to cut them up
because my jaw has a weak hinge.

418
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,452
And we could've lost
our friendship

419
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,920
over what turned out
was just us being ill-informed.

420
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,358
New information
has come to light.

421
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,393
[ "Toss It Up" plays ]

422
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,997
What are you
pointing at?

423
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,332
Wait for it.

424
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,667
(rapping)
* Lord have mercy, Father --

425
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,008
He's wearing
Penny Hardaways!

426
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,677
And when did
Nike release those?

427
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,679
Like...a week ago.

428
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,248
Which is
way after Tupac died.

429
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,917
It's like this video was shot
after his death.

430
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,819
So, are you saying...

431
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,723
Tupac is not the guy that sang
"Parents Just Don't Understand"?

432
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,695
(sighs) What I'm saying
is that none of us are right

433
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,663
about who killed Tupac --

434
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,800
because
Tupac is still alive.

435
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,371
TRENT:
It makes sense.

436
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,608
Walter said
he was an actor.

437
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,043
Maybe Tupac staged his death
to get out of the rap game.

438
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,078
Well, that's stupid.

439
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,679
He probably did it
to boost sales.

440
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,116
Yo! We can disagree
and still be friends.

441
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,683
It doesn't have to
turn into a fight.

442
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,786
Like, we can insult each other,
but just do it in a funny way.

443
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,855
Like how you're a baby
who sleeps with a Gloworm?

444
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,956
Not like that, no.

445
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,291
Sorry.

446
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,592
It's okay.

447
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,094
I'm just saying --

448
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,363
Every time a rapper dies,
their sales go up.

449
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,398
So it makes sense
that Tupac would've thought...

450
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,733
**

451
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,868
Voting is about to begin.

452
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,537
I'm expecting long lines.

453
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,106
If you can't handle it,
guess what.

454
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,274
You can.

455
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,375
(door opens)

456
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,476
Hey, boss.

457
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,646
Hector.
I thought you quit.

458
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:03,049
I did. But then, uh,
Jessica called me.

459
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,218
We went to see
that immigration attorney.

460
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,754
He figured out how to get Hector
right with the law.

461
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,223
I have to pay all my back taxes,
but if I sell my car,

462
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,425
then I should be able
to cover what I owe.

463
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,167
I'll have to return to Mexico
for 30 days

464
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,634
and, uh,
reapply for my visa,

465
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,836
but, uh, he said
it shouldn't be a problem.

466
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,438
But when he comes back,

467
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,907
Hector's going to help us
incorporate.

468
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,576
He says
it will cost money now,

469
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,412
but we'll save so much money
in the future.

470
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,315
That is literally what I said.
I said the exact same thing.

471
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,884
I think you put Hector
through enough.

472
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,255
We are even now.

473
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,957
Please don't embarrass me
by thanking me,

474
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,694
and I won't embarrass you
by apologizing.

475
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,661
O...kay.

476
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,031
I'm sorry for not being
straight with you, boss.

477
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,466
It's all right.

478
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,801
I really thought
you were a citizen, though.

479
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,269
You gave me
your Social Security number.

480
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,705
I gave you the code
to get directly to Mike Tyson

481
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,106
in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

482
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,510
007-37-3596.

483
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,611
Oh.

484
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,978
(watch alarm beeps)

485
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,547
It's time
to go live!

486
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,981
Unlock the doors.

487
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:13,520
Precinct 42 is officially open
for democracy!

488
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,156
I can't believe
only four voters showed up.

489
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,726
With voter apathy
at an all-time high,

490
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:23,396
this election had the lowest
turnout in modern history.

491
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,964
But break out
the Cuban sandwiches,

492
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,868
because Prop. 187
was stopped at the border.

493
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:29,936
(chuckles)

494
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,839
What Gus is trying to say
is that it was defeated.

495
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,074
It's a confusing,
racially problematic

496
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,476
choice of words.

497
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,678
Well, tell that to all
the open mics where it killed.

498
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,380
Countywide early returns
indicate

499
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,882
all precincts
went to Bill Clinton.

500
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,517
Hell yeah!

501
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,319
Except for Precinct 42,

502
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,590
where Bob Dole miraculously won
by a landslide!

503
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,059
Yes! You said that Bob Dole
wouldn't win any precincts!

504
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:56,229
Yes, congratulations
on your victory, Emery.

505
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,070
Who did you vote for, Dad?
Oh, no.

506
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,905
I was so focused
on running the polling station,

507
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,740
I forgot to vote.

508
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,242
I'm part of the problem.

509
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,077
You are also
part of the solution.

510
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,747
I decided I'm going to apply
for citizenship.

511
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,883
(chuckles)
That's fantastic!

512
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,619
I'm not going to let
the process intimidate me.

513
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,454
Bring on the interrogation.
I'm ready.

514
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,356
Mm.
I want to be able
to vote.

515
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,425
And to be on "Wheel of Fortune"
one day.

516
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,761
Whoo!

517
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,402
**

518
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,803
Oh, no! Our table!

519
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,972
I'm depressed.

520
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,541
What do we do?

521
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,544
I'm not gonna tell him to move.
It would devastate him.

522
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,079
(scoffs)
I guess we'll make it work.

523
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,919
Of course I'm sitting
on the floor again.

524
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,053
Of course I am.

525
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,154
We'll do a rotation.
I --

526
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,324
Oh, don't!

527
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,863
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