1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:04,138 *** 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,973 Eddie: IT HAD BEEN A MINUTE SINCE MY FAMILY LEFT D.C., 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,042 AND WE WERE ALL DEFINITELY SETTLING INTO ORLANDO. 4 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:13,647 I BECAME MY SCHOOL'S FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT. 5 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,583 DAD PUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MAP. 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,486 I GOT THIS IDEA FROM WATCHING A BABY. [ LAUGHS ] 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,753 EAT UP, MY BABIES! 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,855 [ ALL CHEER ] 9 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,324 MY BROTHERS WERE STILL NERDS. 10 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,226 SHIFTING TO HYPER-SPEED. 11 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,428 WE'RE ON OUR WAY, SANTA! 12 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,862 OHH! 13 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,531 GRANDMA WAS BUSY DOING HER THING. 14 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,403 BUT NO ONE WAS FITTING IN BETTER THAN MOMS. 15 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:36,837 SHE WAS DOWN WITH "MELROSE PLACE"... Woman on TV: [ SPLASHING, GIGGLING ] 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,439 SO BROOKE WROTE A LETTER TO LETTER TO ALISON 17 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,874 IN BILLY'S VOICE, ALL WHILE PAUL IS GETTING A DIVORCE 18 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,876 AND ASKING MATT TO HELP HIM MOVE OUT. 19 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,712 MY, YOU HAVE COME A LONG WAY SINCE CALLING IT 20 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:45,946 "THE MELROSE STREET." 21 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,216 THAT IS STILL A BETTER NAME. 22 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,750 HER REAL ESTATE GAME WAS ON POINT. 23 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,019 * ALL I WANNA DO IS LOOK CLEAN IN MY LAC * 24 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,555 * BLOWIN' ON SOME PURPLE WHILE I LEAN IN MY LAC * 25 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,557 * I GET THAT GOOD STICKY, YOU AIN'T SEEN NONE OF THAT * 26 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:01,061 * AND I KEEP MY KILLAS LOOKIN' SO MEAN IN THE BACK * 27 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,730 SHE WAS ASSIMILATING LIKE A FIEND. 28 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,533 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 29 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,634 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 30 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,236 SO WHEN SHE GOT INVITED TO JOIN 31 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:11,038 THE NORTH ORLANDO COUNTRY CLUB, SHE WAS LIKE... 32 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,740 OH, HELL, YEAH! 33 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,543 FOR HER, THIS WAS THE ULTIMATE SYMBOL OF SUCCESS. 34 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,977 THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM. 35 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,979 NO. TOO EXPENSIVE. 36 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,449 BUT THE RESTAURANT IS DOING SO WELL NOW. 37 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,983 HEY, IF I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT MONEY, 38 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,785 YOU SHOULDN'T BE EITHER. 39 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,655 THEIR TENNIS COURT HAS A BALL BOY. 40 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,957 I LIKE PLAYING ON THE MUNICIPAL COURT. 41 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,325 IT'S JUST AS NICE. 42 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,793 [ CROW CAWING ] 43 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:33,961 OKAY, MY SERVE. 44 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,062 [ BALL BOUNCES ] 45 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,430 [ DOG BARKS AND GROWLS ] OH, GOD. 46 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:37,731 [ BARKING ] 47 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,233 OH, GOD! [ GROWLING ] 48 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,402 JUST GIVE THE DOG YOUR TENNIS BALL! 49 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,171 IT'S BRAND-NEW! 50 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,838 WHAT AM I MADE OF, TENNIS BALLS?! [ BARKING CONTINUES ] 51 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,074 -- Captions by VITAC -- 52 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,509 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 53 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,110 * I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO * 54 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,280 * IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW * 55 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:53,847 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 56 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,816 * HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM * 57 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,451 * BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 58 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,321 * I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 59 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,991 MY SCHOOL DID THIS THING CALLED WORLD CULTURES DAY. 60 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,626 ALL THE PARENTS WERE INVITED, 61 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,361 AND EVERY KID GOT A COUNTRY TO REPRESENT. 62 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,163 WHAT COUNTRY DID YOU GET, EDDIE? 63 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,498 ICELAND. 64 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:13,301 DAVE, I MAY NEED TO BORROW YOUR BJORK CD. 65 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,469 HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVE THAT? YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC SUCKS. 66 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:18,038 SO...WHAT COUNTRIES DID YOU GUYS GET? 67 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,773 WE ALL TRADED FOR THE CARIBBEAN ISLANDS. 68 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,041 IT'S AN EASY "A." 69 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:24,378 IT'S JUST SAND, SUN, AND REGGAE, MON. 70 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:28,316 WALTER, CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SAYING ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE? 71 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:30,518 MY PEOPLE ARE FROM COLORADO. 72 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,220 THE ISLANDS ARE MORE THAN JUST BEACHES. 73 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,887 THEY'RE PART OF BLACK HISTORY. 74 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,823 I KNOW. I'VE LISTENED TO "BUFFALO SOLDIER." 75 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,058 YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD IT? 76 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,661 Y'ALL NEED ME IN THE CARIBBEAN SECTION. 77 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:41,962 WHAT COUNTRY'S LEFT? 78 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,131 JAMAICA. BUT BRIAN DUNLOP HAS IT, 79 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,699 AND HE'S NEVER GONNA TRADE. 80 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,836 [ GRUNTS ] 81 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,377 BROTHER'S GONNA WORK IT OUT. 82 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,748 HEY. 83 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:01,982 YOU LIKE "BOY MEETS WORLD"? 84 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,551 LOVE IT. 85 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,985 IF YOU TRADE ME JAMAICA, 86 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,388 I'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH TOPANGA'S PHONE NUMBER. 87 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,823 PLEASE. THERE'S NO WAY YOU HAVE HER NUMBER. 88 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,926 THEN HOW WOULD I KNOW THE FIRST NUMBER'S 4? 89 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,933 [ RINGS ] 90 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:24,104 THIS IS TOPANGA. 91 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,273 YES. 92 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,007 YES. 93 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,443 YES. [ BAG CRINKLES ] 94 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,578 YES. 95 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,614 YES. 96 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,449 [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ] 97 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,551 I KNOW WHY JESSICA ASKED YOU HERE. 98 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,453 [ SIGHS DEEPLY ] 99 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:42,756 OH, WE JUST WANTED TO CHECK OUT YOUR RESTAURANT. [ CHUCKLES ] 100 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:47,595 OH, ARE YOU TWO MEMBERS OF THE NORTH ORLANDO COUNTRY CLUB? 101 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,630 NOT SMOOTH, JESSICA. NOT SMOOTH. 102 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,131 COME ON, LOUIS, YOU'VE GOT TO JOIN. 103 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,033 THIS CLUB IS CLASSY AS HELL. 104 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,469 IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD TIME FOR US FINANCIALLY. 105 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,737 I'M CONSIDERING OPENING UP 106 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,406 A SECOND LOCATION OF THE RESTAURANT. 107 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,574 OH, I HAVE PALS AT THE CLUB THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. 108 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,042 TED HANDLES SMALL BUSINESS LOANS. 109 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,111 AND BERT? HE'S A COMMERCIAL CONTRACTOR. 110 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:07,748 OH, SUCH POWERFUL FIRST NAMES, LOUIS. 111 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,750 BUSINESS HAPPENS AT THE CLUB EVERY DAY. 112 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,652 IT'S NOTHING BUT FRESH WHITE TOWELS 113 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,253 AND HANDSHAKE DEALS. [ MARVIN CHUCKLES ] 114 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,088 Pet Shop Boys: * I'VE GOT THE BRAINS 115 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,224 * YOU'VE GOT THE LOOKS 116 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:21,128 * LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY 117 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,996 * YOU'VE GOT THE BRAWN 118 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:26,099 * I'VE GOT THE BRAINS 119 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,001 * LET'S MAKE LOTS OF 120 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,005 FINE, I'LL GO ON A TOUR. 121 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,841 OH! YAY! 122 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:34,975 GOOD MAN. 123 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,477 OH, AND, HEY, 124 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,912 WE CAN BE YOUR FIRST ASIAN-AMERICAN MEMBERS. 125 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,848 OOH! OH, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. [ CHUCKLES ] 126 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,517 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I FORGET YOU GUYS ARE CHINESE. 127 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,253 [ ALL LAUGH ] 128 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,922 OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? [ CHUCKLES ] 129 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,824 O-OH, YOU KNOW. 130 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,361 YOU GUYS ARE JUST LIKE REGULAR OLD AMERICANS TO US. [ CHUCKLES ] 131 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,930 YEAH. OOH! HOW ARE THE CRUNCH BITES? 132 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,799 MNH, NEITHER CRUNCHY OR BITE-SIZED. 133 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,301 THE NAME IS QUITE MISLEADING. THEY'RE WET AND HUGE. 134 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,274 [ WATER BOILING ] 135 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:11,512 MOM! I REQUESTED A POP QUIZ, AND I GOT AN "A"-PLUS ON IT. 136 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,882 I MADE A DRAWING OF OUR FAMILY RIDING A HORSE. 137 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,217 GOOD JOB, BOYS. 138 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,990 [ DRAWER CLOSES ] 139 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:26,059 WHY WON'T SHE PUT OUR STUFF UP ON THE FRIDGE ANYMORE? 140 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,496 "GOOD JOB, BOYS"? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 141 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,130 I REMEMBER WHEN ALL IT TOOK TO GET UP THERE 142 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,799 WAS A DRAWING OF A HAND TURKEY. 143 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,967 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT? 144 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,637 WE'VE BEEN TOO AWESOME FOR TOO LONG. 145 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,039 SHE'S GOTTEN USED TO GREATNESS. 146 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,241 THAT JUST MEANS I GOTTA STEP UP MY GAME. 147 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:44,177 YOU? I'M GONNA GET SOMETHING ON THAT FRIDGE BEFORE YOU. 148 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:47,080 SHH! HEAR THAT? 149 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,348 OH, IT'S JUST ME... 150 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,917 COMING FOR YOU. 151 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,256 UH, HEY, MARVIN'S TAKING ME ON A TOUR OF THE CLUB TOMORROW. 152 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,725 HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD TENNIS SHORTS? 153 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,159 THE ONE WITH THE TURTLE ON IT? 154 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,428 ARE WE CHINESE ENOUGH? 155 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,195 YES. WHAT? 156 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:04,432 MARVIN SAYS SOMETIMES HE FORGETS WE'RE CHINESE. 157 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,668 MAYBE HE'S FORGETTING BECAUSE WE'RE FORGETTING. 158 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,303 I MEAN, WHEN DID WE START WEARING SHOES IN THE HOUSE? 159 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,074 [ SHOES SQUEAK ] 160 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,411 SHOES IN THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON! 161 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,879 MY FEET ARE CRAZY WIDE. 162 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,948 THEY'RE LIKE SUCTION CUPS IN THOSE BOOTS. 163 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,382 WEARING SHOES IN THE HOUSE 164 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,051 ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT US. 165 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,587 LOOK, ALL MARVIN MEANT WAS HE SEES US AS AMERICANS FIRST. 166 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,055 ISN'T THAT WHAT WE WANT? 167 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,190 WHAT I DON'T WANT IS FOR THE BOYS TO FORGET 168 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,759 WHERE THEY CAME FROM. 169 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,961 LOOK, JESSICA, WE'RE DOING FINE. 170 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,228 WE'RE SO CHINESE. 171 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,297 I GUESS I'M OVERTHINKING IT. 172 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,966 YES, DON'T WORRY. 173 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,303 HEY, MOM, I NEED HELP WITH MY MANDARIN. 174 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,105 I'M TRYING TO TALK WITH GRANDMA. 175 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:49,242 OH. OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD. OH, MY SWEET BOY. 176 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,644 HOW DO YOU SAY, 177 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,079 "CAN YOU SAY THAT IN ENGLISH, GRANDMA?" 178 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:55,816 BIG UPS, Y'ALL! 179 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,452 MOM, I'M JAMAICAN. 180 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:01,421 JA-MAKIN' ME DINNER, MOM? 181 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,758 MOM, JA-MAKING ME DINNER? 182 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:05,959 WHAT? 183 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,628 UGH! WHAT'S FOR DINNER, MOM? 184 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:11,231 MACARONI AND...CHEESE. 185 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,333 [ Whispers ] WITH BACON BITS! 186 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:20,140 *** 187 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,346 Jessica: BOYS! BREAKFAST! 188 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,752 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE CHUN-LI FROM "STREET FIGHTER"? 189 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,121 I'M MAKING SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE. 190 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:37,625 FROM NOW ON, NO MORE WEARING SHOES IN THE HOUSE. 191 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:40,160 BUT I NEED MY ARCH SUPPORTS. I GOT DAD'S WIDE-ASS FEET. 192 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:43,296 WE ARE ALSO GOING TO START SPEAKING MORE MANDARIN AT HOME. 193 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,998 BUT I ONLY KNOW THE BAD WORDS. 194 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,134 WHICH IS WHY I'M ENROLLING YOU IN CHINESE SCHOOL 195 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,169 AFTER YOUR REGULAR SCHOOL... 196 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,370 IN TAMPA. 197 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,440 [ SPEAKS MANDARIN ] 198 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,843 BUT TAMPA'S, LIKE, TWO HOURS AWAY! 199 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,345 IT'S IMPORTANT WE DON'T FORGET OUR HERITAGE. 200 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,148 WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES. 201 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,517 I'M EVEN GIVING UP "MELROSE PLACE." 202 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,453 [ SPEAKS MANDARIN ] 203 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,522 WELL, I WISH I COULD DO ALL THIS, 204 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,024 BUT I GOTTA GO WORK ON MY JAMAICA PROJECT. 205 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,860 AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING. 206 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:16,463 I WANT EDDIE TO BE ASSIGNED CHINA FOR WORLD CULTURES DAY. 207 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,132 WELL, WE PURPOSELY DIDN'T GIVE CHINA TO EDDIE 208 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,468 BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE RACIST. 209 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,071 SO YOU TREATED HIM DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE HE'S CHINESE? 210 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,042 SWITCH EDDIE TO CHINA. 211 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,911 ABSOLUTELY. 212 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:34,314 *** 213 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,916 THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE, SWEETHEART. 214 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,552 OF COURSE, DADDY. I'LL BE BY THE POOL. 215 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,420 OKAY. NO BIKINIS. 216 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,724 NO BIKINIS! 217 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,525 [ LATCH CLICKS, TENNIS BALLS BOUNCING ] 218 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,862 AND THIS... IS OUR TENNIS COURT, LOUIS. 219 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,164 THE NET IS ALWAYS TAUT. 220 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,401 WE HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF TENNIS BALLS. 221 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,206 HA HA! SEE? 222 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,874 WHO CARES WHERE THAT WENT? [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 223 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,242 COME ON. WHACK A FEW WITH ME. 224 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,210 REALLY? YEAH. 225 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,212 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 226 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,714 GIVE IT A SHOT. 227 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,515 WHOA. [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 228 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,284 UH-HUH? THIS IS SO WASTEFUL. 229 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,087 AH. [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 230 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,223 SO...YOU READY TO JOIN? 231 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,858 UH, THE AMENITIES ARE GREAT, 232 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,928 BUT IT STILL FEELS LIKE TOO MUCH OF A LUXURY RIGHT NOW. 233 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:25,532 HEY, YOU RECOGNIZE THAT FELLOW OVER THERE? 234 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,568 IT'S THE HOAGIE KING! YEP, HE'S A MEMBER. 235 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,203 AND THAT FELLA HE'S TALKING TO? 236 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,039 HE OWNS A WHOLESALE BAKERY. 237 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,241 [ GASPS ] MAN, IF I HAD A CONNECTION LIKE THAT, 238 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,876 I COULD GET CHEAPER BREAD ROLLS. 239 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,646 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, THINK BIGGER, MY FRIEND. THINK BIGGER! 240 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,481 TED! 241 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,951 THIS JERK HERE WANTS TO EXPAND HIS STEAKHOUSE. 242 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,552 YOU INTERESTED? 243 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,088 LET'S TALK BUSINESS IN MY CABANA. 244 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,556 [ CHUCKLES ] A CABANA? 245 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,792 I LIKE A GUY WHO LIKES TO GET OUT OF THE SUN. 246 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,094 YEAH, YOU KNOW IT. [ CHUCKLES ] 247 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,630 [ DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES ] 248 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:59,800 I GOT A 150 OUT OF 100 ON MY QUIZ. 249 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,234 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 250 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,504 I MADE A DRAWING OF YOU IN STIPPLE. 251 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,541 [ SPEAKS MANDARIN ] 252 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:11,812 [ SIGHS ] 253 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,983 [ DOOR CLOSES ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE SAID, BUT I KNOW WHAT SHE SAID. 254 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,752 MOM, WHY DID YOU GET ME REASSIGNED? 255 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,655 I HAD JAMAICA. I WAS ON EASY STREET. 256 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,623 [ Jamaican accent ] EVERY-TING GONNA BE "IRIE." 257 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,492 [ Normal voice ] JAMAICA'S SO MUCH COOLER THAN CHINA. 258 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,760 YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL? 259 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,462 A WALL YOU CAN SEE FROM SPACE -- CHINA. 260 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,765 BIRTHPLACE OF KUNG FU -- CHINA. 261 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:36,136 GUNPOWDER, THE COMPASS, GAMBLING -- CHINA, CHINA, CHINA! 262 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,308 [ SCREAMS ] WHAT IS THAT? 263 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,344 CHICKEN FEET. IT'S FOR GOOD FIDELITY. 264 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,179 I DON'T WANT GOOD FIDELITY. 265 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,848 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS COOL? 266 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:51,318 [ SPEAKS MANDARIN ] 267 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,519 CHINA. 268 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,792 I CAN SEE ITS...TOENAIL. 269 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,193 I DON'T WANNA EAT THIS. 270 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,361 EAT YOUR FEET! 271 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,830 NO! HOMEWORK! 272 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,498 Evan: NO, NO! I GOTTA DO HOMEWORK! LOVE YOU! 273 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,334 [ DOOR OPENS ] 274 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,336 GREAT NEWS! I JOINED THE COUNTRY CLUB! 275 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,071 WE'RE ALL MEMBERS. 276 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:14,007 NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE. CANCEL THE MEMBERSHIP. 277 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,308 WHAT? 278 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,177 WE NEED TO RECONNECT WITH OUR CULTURE, 279 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,311 NOT SURROUND OURSELVES WITH WHITE PEOPLE 280 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,047 DOING WHITE THINGS. 281 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,150 YOU KNOW WHAT'S A WHITE THING? HANGING UP A BUDDHA PICTURE. 282 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,519 JESSICA, YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE COUNTRY CLUB, 283 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,088 AND NOW I WANNA DO IT. 284 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:31,024 OUR PARENTS MADE SURE WE KNEW WHERE WE CAME FROM. 285 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,560 WE NEED TO DO THE SAME THING FOR THE BOYS. 286 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,495 [ SIGHS ] 287 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,030 WHERE ARE THE BOYS, ANYWAY? 288 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:46,539 [ SPEAKING MANDARIN LOUDLY ] 289 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,242 AMAZING. THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE TAMPA WORSE. 290 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,343 [ Whispers ] WHAT IS THE TEACHER SAYING? 291 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,711 [ Whispers ] I DON'T KNOW. 292 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:55,115 [ CONTINUES SPEAKING MANDARIN LOUDLY ] 293 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,217 [ Whispers ] OH! THAT SOUNDED LIKE THE WORD FOR "THE." 294 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,718 THIS IS MADNESS. 295 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,555 [ MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING MANDARIN LOUDLY ] 296 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:06,259 YOU KNOW WHAT'LL IMPRESS MOM AND GET US UP ON THE FRIDGE? 297 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,428 NO, OBVIOUSLY I DON'T! ME NEITHER. 298 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,764 BUT WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE. 299 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:14,134 [ CONTINUES SPEAKING MANDARIN LOUDLY ] 300 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:24,577 *** 301 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,579 Boy: A 5, 6, 7, 8... 302 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,481 Boys: * ARUBA, JAMAICA 303 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,784 * OOH, I WANNA TAKE YA 304 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,419 * TO BERMUDA, BAHAMA 305 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,553 * COME ON, PRETTY... 306 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,122 [ LAUGHTER ] 307 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,758 HEY, EDDIE, LOOKS LIKE I GOT JAMAICA AND TOPANGA. 308 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,929 YOU KNOW I JUST GAVE YOU MY HOME PHONE NUMBER, RIGHT? 309 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,098 [ TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ] YES. 310 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,399 YES. 311 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,469 SHUT UP. I KNEW THAT. 312 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:56,109 [ TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYING ] 313 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,911 [ SONG ENDS, BOOTS STOMP ] 314 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,080 WONDERFUL JOB ON RUSSIA, BROCK. 315 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,282 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING... NYET. 316 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,451 [ LAUGHS ] BROCK! [ LAUGHS ] 317 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,153 AGAIN, I URGE YOU TO CONSIDER 318 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,088 BEING OUR TONY IN "WEST SIDE STORY." 319 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,756 OKAY. 320 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,992 AND NOW LET'S TRAVERSE THE EURASIAN STEPPE TO CHINA, 321 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,127 WHERE EDDIE HUANG HAS... 322 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,662 WHAT IS THIS? 323 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:19,432 A BOWL, SOY SAUCE, AND A XEROX OF LING LING THE PANDA. 324 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,934 CHINA. 325 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,303 EDDIE, YOU'RE LUCKY THIS IS JUST A PRACTICE RUN. 326 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,671 I NEED TO SEE SOME EFFORT, 327 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,373 OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN "F" TOMORROW. 328 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,276 *** 329 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,645 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY READING. 330 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,047 THAT'S JUST HURTFUL, IS WHAT IT IS. 331 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,186 [ MUZAK PLAYING ] 332 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,955 THIS WAY. THIS WAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 333 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,190 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 334 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,025 I NEED TO GO BUY A THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD EGG. 335 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,826 OKAY, SEE THIS EMPTY SPACE? 336 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,863 THE POTATO BAR CRAZE IS FINALLY OVER. 337 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,165 DID IT EVER BEGIN? MM. 338 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,035 NOW IMAGINE THIS AS THE FUTURE LOCATION 339 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,137 OF "CATTLEMAN'S EXPRESS." 340 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,040 THERE'S LOW OVERHEAD, LOTS OF FOOT TRAFFIC, 341 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,841 WE'D HAVE POSITIVE CASH FLOW FROM DAY ONE. 342 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,676 TED CAN GET US A BREAK ON RENT. 343 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,212 TED WHO? NO IDEA. 344 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,647 I MET HIM ONCE AT THE CLUB, AND LOOK WHERE IT LED. 345 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,050 SEE? THIS IS WHAT THE COUNTRY CLUB GETS US, 346 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,885 OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS. 347 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,653 ALL I SEE IS WHITE PEOPLE, HOT DOGS, 348 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,588 AND A WOLFGANG CHANG'S. 349 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,592 THAT CATFISH WITH A SMILE OF AN IDIOT IS OUR BOYS. 350 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,994 IF WE DROP THE BALL, 351 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,429 THEY'LL END UP GETTING THEIR CULTURE 352 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:26,266 FROM FAKE CHINESE RESTAURANTS LIKE THIS ONE. 353 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,268 "EDDIE, WHAT'S BUDDHISM?" 354 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,404 [ Imitates Eddie ] "ORANGE CHICKEN." THAT'S GOING OVERBOARD. 355 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,340 NO, THAT'S HOW WE END UP WITH GRANDKIDS NAMED "BITSY," 356 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,376 BY JOINING COUNTRY CLUBS TO MAKE BUSINESS DEALS. 357 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,877 BUT THE COUNTRY CLUB HAS 358 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,913 COMPLIMENTARY ICE BLUE AQUA VELVA AFTERSHAVE. 359 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,282 LOUIS, SUCCESS IS IMPORTANT, 360 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,019 BUT IT IS MEANINGLESS IF WE LOSE OURSELVES. 361 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,787 [ SIGHS HEAVILY ] 362 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,056 OKAY, FINE. 363 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,590 IF YOU FEEL THAT STRONGLY, 364 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,592 I'LL PUT CATTLEMAN'S EXPRESS ON HOLD 365 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,195 AND CANCEL OUR CLUB MEMBERSHIP. 366 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,630 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 367 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,101 IT'S REALLY A SHAME... 368 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,936 THAT JESSICA COULDN'T MAKE IT! 369 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,404 [ ALL LAUGH ] 370 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,772 YEAH, TOO BAD. 371 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,774 LUCKILY, THIS JERK COULD SUB IN. 372 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,110 [ ALL LAUGH ] 373 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,778 WHAT A JERK! 374 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:15,615 [ ALL LAUGH ] 375 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,285 AFTER THIS, LET'S TALK CATTLEMAN'S EXPRESS. 376 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,920 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, ASS WIPE. 377 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,659 UH, SORRY, TOO FAR? 378 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,794 I'M LEARNING. 379 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,263 [ ALL LAUGH ] 380 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,631 [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 381 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:35,835 [ DOOR OPENS ] 382 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,404 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 383 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,106 LOUIS... JUDAS PRIEST! 384 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,008 WHY ARE YOU HOME SO EARLY? 385 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,609 UH, NOWHERE. [ CHUCKLES ] 386 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,112 UM, I MEAN... TO GROUT THE TUB? 387 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,014 [ SNIFFS ] 388 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,249 I SMELL ICE BLUE AQUA VELVA AFTERSHAVE, 389 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,452 LIKE THE KIND THEY HAVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB. 390 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,686 HMM, THAT'S WEIRD. 391 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,255 IF I COME OVER THERE AND SMELL YOUR FACE, 392 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,823 WILL IT SMELL ICE BLUE? 393 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,825 NO. 394 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,498 FINE! YES! I WAS AT THE COUNTRY CLUB, GOD! 395 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,534 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA CANCEL THE MEMBERSHIP! 396 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,969 WELL, I WAS, BUT... 397 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,272 WAIT, WHY ARE YOU HOME? 398 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,375 THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING SHOPPING FOR A THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD EGG. 399 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,011 IT...HATCHED. 400 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,180 OH, IT HATCHED. 401 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,283 ISN'T "MELROSE PLACE" ON RIGHT NOW? 402 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,784 I DON'T KNOW. 403 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,056 SO...IF I GO OVER THERE AND PUT MY HAND ON THE TV, 404 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,457 WILL IT BE WARM? 405 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,225 NO. 406 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,066 OKAY, FINE! I WAS WATCHING "MELROSE PLACE," GOD! 407 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,833 I KNEW IT! MELROSE FRICKIN' PLACE! 408 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,870 I LIKE IT, OKAY? I LIKE ALL OF IT. 409 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:47,040 "MELROSE PLACE," ROLLERBLADING, MAC AND CHEESE. 410 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,177 IT'S SO EASY TO MAKE. YOU JUST ADD WATER. 411 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,579 IT'S CHEESE FROM WATER. 412 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,315 [ EXHALES ] IT'S OKAY FOR US TO LIKE THIS STUFF. 413 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,716 BUT I HATE THAT I LIKE IT, 414 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,985 AND I HATE THAT I AM TOO WEAK TO GIVE IT UP. 415 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,221 I KEEP TELLING THE BOYS TO HOLD ON TO THEIR IDENTITY, 416 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,490 BUT I CAN'T EVEN DO IT MYSELF. 417 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,058 THEY HAVE ME, LOUIS. 418 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,827 I'M JUST A CHIPWICH-EATING AMERICAN COUCH LADY. 419 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,564 JESSICA, WE ARE NOT LOSING OUR IDENTITY. 420 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,566 MOM, I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET MAD AT ME. 421 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,769 [ DOOR CLOSES ] I DON'T WANNA BE CHINA. I WANNA BE JAMAICA! 422 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,672 [ SIGHS DEEPLY ] I SEE THEY HAVE HIM, TOO. 423 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,909 OKAY, FINE, BE JAMAICA. WHAT'S THE POINT? 424 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,678 YES! THANK JAH. 425 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:30,583 LOOK AT MY PAINTING OF AN ANCIENT CHINESE VILLAGE. 426 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,918 I CALLIGRAPHIED 427 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,953 THE CHINESE SYMBOL FOR "REFRIGERATOR." 428 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,922 IT'S BOTH ART AND A LABEL. 429 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,093 [ SIGHS ] YOURS IS SO CLEVER. 430 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:43,230 YOURS IS SO DETAILED. IT'S REALLY TAKING ME THERE. 431 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,698 THANKS. YOU KNOW... 432 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,301 IF WE PARTNER UP, WE CAN BOTH GET ON THE FRIDGE. 433 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,070 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! LET'S "TURNER & HOOCH" THIS. 434 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,872 Both: I CALL HOOCH! 435 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,609 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 436 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,777 [ STEEL DRUMS PLAYING ] 437 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,246 SHOULD WE SING "KOKOMO" AGAIN? 438 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,214 IT WAS FUN ONCE, DAVE. 439 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,151 SIMMER DOWN, WALTER. WE'RE ON ISLAND TIME. 440 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,119 I AM SO GLAD I SWITCHED BACK TO JAMAICA. 441 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,155 IT'S JUST SO MUCH COOLER THAN CHINA. 442 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,423 I MEAN, EVEN GREECE WOULD'VE BEEN COOLER. 443 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,791 [ ALL LAUGH ] 444 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,327 YEAH, CHINA JUST HAS, LIKE, PANDAS. 445 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,729 AND WHAT'S COOL ABOUT PANDAS? THEY'RE ALL LIKE... 446 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,332 HURGY-GURGY-GURGY-GURGY. 447 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,068 [ ALL LAUGH ] 448 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,636 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 449 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,804 WHAT? 450 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,506 DOES CHINA AMUSE YOU? 451 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,112 I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND. 452 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,114 OH, WELL, I LIKE JOKES. 453 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:38,785 EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY SO I CAN LAUGH, TOO. 454 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,620 [ EXHALES ] I THINK TRENT JUST MEANT -- 455 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,622 I THINK TRENT CAN TALK FOR HIMSELF. 456 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,856 HE SAID A JOKE ABOUT CHINA, 457 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,792 AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE MEANT BY IT. 458 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,128 WELL, I...UM... 459 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,663 SHOULD WE GET INVOLVED? 460 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,132 [ Under breath ] STAY OUT OF IT. JUST STAY OUT OF IT. 461 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,402 WHITE AFRICAN. 462 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,938 WHERE IS OUR CHINESE JAMAICAN? [ SIGHS ] 463 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,307 JESSICA... 464 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,442 Eddie: DON'T BE MAKIN' FUN OF CHINA! 465 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,044 I'M CHINESE, TRENT. YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL? 466 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,314 A WALL YOU CAN SEE FROM SPACE -- CHINA. 467 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,482 WE GOT 5,000 YEARS OF HISTORY, DAWG. 468 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,785 WHAT'S YOUR CHIEF EXPORT, BARBADOS? THE CHRONIC? 469 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,222 ACTUALLY, IT'S ELECTRICAL COMPONENTS. 470 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,623 OH, WORD. 471 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,958 YOU KNOW WHO MAKES THEM INTO STEREOS? CHINA! 472 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,961 SAME WITH THOSE AIR JORDANS YOU LOVE SO MUCH. 473 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,497 JUST DO IT? JUST MADE IT. 474 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,165 IN CHINA. 475 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,801 I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS LISTENING. 476 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,505 SEE? I TOLD YOU. OUR BOYS ARE GOING TO BE OKAY. 477 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,474 THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IF I STILL HAD JAMAICA. 478 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,543 BRIAN? 479 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,213 TOPANGA? 480 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,818 [ GROANS SOFTLY ] 481 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,186 *** 482 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,021 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 483 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,024 HEY, MOM. 484 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,527 I GOT MY WORLD CULTURES DAY REPORT BACK. 485 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,796 YOU NEED TO SIGN IT. [ SIGHS ] 486 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,667 YOU GOT AN "F"? 487 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,436 I SPENT SO MUCH TIME SCHOOLING TRENT ON CHINA, 488 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,839 THAT I NEVER DID MY JAMAICA PRESENTATION. 489 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,908 THE TIMING COULDN'T BE BETTER TO SHOW HER THIS. 490 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,176 I ALMOST FEEL BAD. 491 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,744 I DON'T. LET'S MOVE. 492 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,215 [ MAGNET THUDS ] 493 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,750 THIS BELONGS UP HERE. 494 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,289 I'M PROUD OF YOU, EDDIE. 495 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,757 COOL. THANKS, MOM. 496 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,294 COME ON! 497 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,529 [ SPEAKS MANDARIN ] 498 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,134 FLORIDA PLATES! IT'S OFFICIAL. 499 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,203 HEY, WHEN DID THAT GET ON THERE? 500 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,905 Jessica: I GOT IT FROM YOUR SCHOOL. 501 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,774 Emery and Evan: SHE'S PROUD OF ME! 502 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,809 YOU? YOU? 503 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,544 [ DOOR OPENS ] 504 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,813 [ THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.'s "JUICY" PLAYING ] 505 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,316 HEY, GIRL. WE GOIN' TO THE COUNTRY CLUB. 506 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,083 MAYBE I'LL INVITE YOU NEXT TIME. 507 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,652 MY DAD'S ON THE BOARD. 508 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,821 THERE'S A PICTURE OF ME IN THE ENTRANCEWAY. 509 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:58,224 THEY NAMED A SIDE DISH AFTER ME -- THE NI-COLESLAW. 510 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,927 NEXT TIME THEN. 511 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,164 I BET THEY HAVE WHITE VALETS. 512 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,900 I HOPE WE GET OUR CAR PARKED BY A BLONDE ONE. 513 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,268 [ DOOR SLIDES CLOSED ] DON'T SLEEP ON THE REDHEADS. 514 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,137 ONE OF THOSE WOULD BE GOOD, TOO. 515 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:14,173 * YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHO YOU ARE * 516 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,909 AND THAT'S HOW MY FAMILY STARTED REPPIN' ORLANDO. 517 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,977 MY MOM HAD NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, 518 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,646 BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, 519 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,981 WE WERE NEVER GONNA LEAVE OUR HERITAGE BEHIND. 520 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,350 Evan: I THINK WE FORGOT GRANDMA. 521 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,484 [ TIRES SCREECH, SONG STOPS ] 522 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,085 [ SCOFFS ] 523 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,356 * AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW *