1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,738 Eddie: SO, A FEW WEEKS AGO, MY MOM ACCIDENTALLY SOLD A HOUSE. 2 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:05,739 WE LOVE IT. WE'D LIKE TO MAKE AN OFFER. 3 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:07,541 OH! [ Laughing ] OH-HO. 4 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:08,742 AND IT WAS LIKE SHE'D FINALLY FOUND HER CALLING IN LIFE. 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,978 I WAS BORN TO DO THIS! 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,247 AND SHE JUMPED RIGHT INTO IT, FULL FORCE. 7 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:16,084 THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOODBYE. 8 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:18,719 I-IT'S NICE, BUT, UH, FIVE BEDROOMS IS A LOT 9 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:19,853 FOR OUR FIRST HOME. 10 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,189 NO, IT IS NOT. 11 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,191 LISTEN, MANUEL, SOLEIL -- 12 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,092 THOSE ARE NOT OUR NAMES. 13 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,593 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 14 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,595 I SOLD A HOUSE ON MY VERY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB. 15 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,663 TRUST ME -- I AM THE BEST. 16 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,232 THERE SHE IS! 17 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,068 OH, SHE'S THE ONE WHO KEEPS SWOOPING IN ON MY LISTINGS! 18 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,270 HEY, JESSICA. OH, HI, GEORGE. 19 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:39,273 OFFICER BRYSON IS A REGULAR AT MY HUSBAND'S RESTAURANT. 20 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,275 WE HAVE A CARICATURE OF HIM ON THE WALL. 21 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:44,044 I'M WEARING AN APRON, STANDING NEXT TO A BARBECUE. 22 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:46,614 I LOVE BARBECUE SAUCE, AND...THEY RAN WITH IT. 23 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,249 CAN WE PLEASE?! 24 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,518 SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A REALTOR'S LICENSE! 25 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,020 GO AHEAD -- ASK TO SEE HER LICENSE. 26 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,923 [ SIGHS ] SHE'S COME DOWN TO THE STATION THREE TIMES. 27 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:56,957 DO YOU MIND? 28 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,226 NOT AT ALL. 29 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,794 LET ME GET IT. IT'S JUST IN MY CAR. 30 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,098 I HATE CARICATURES. 31 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,799 IS MY NOSE A LITTLE BIG? YES. 32 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,136 COULD MY HUSBAND USE IT AS A SKI JUMP? NO. 33 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,803 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER, TIRES SQUEAL ] 34 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,905 SHE'S GETTING AWAY! 35 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,607 SHOOT OUT HER TIRE! 36 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,044 W-WHICH WOULD BE AN EASY SHOT 37 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:21,415 FROM THIS BEAUTIFUL, HAND-CARVED DOUBLE-DOOR ENTRY. 38 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:22,450 AHH. 39 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,218 -- Captions by VITAC -- 40 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,653 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 41 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,421 * I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO * 42 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,423 * IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW * 43 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,991 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 44 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,494 * HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM * 45 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,662 * BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 46 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,798 * I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 47 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,435 [ Chuckling ] OKAY. 48 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:42,336 THANK YOU. 49 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,404 * YEAH 50 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,472 [ SIGHS ] 51 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,240 OHHH. 52 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,642 I FORGOT MY WALLET. 53 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,544 YOU'RE AT HOME. 54 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,484 [ SIGHS ] 55 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:58,452 [ DOOR OPENS ] 56 00:01:58,486 --> 00:01:59,920 BOYS, GET OVER HERE! 57 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,156 WHAT IS IT? 58 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,857 SOMETHING I WANTED FOR A LONG TIME. 59 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,293 Emery: A GIANT BOX! 60 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,661 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, DAD. CONGRATULATIONS. 61 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,530 Evan: WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GONNA GET A BOX, TOO. 62 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,865 [ Rapping ] * WIRED HER A LETTER TO GET HER * 63 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,501 * AND IT WENT, "MY DEAR, MY DEAR, MY DEAR * 64 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,703 * YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, BUT I KNOW YOU VERY WELL * 65 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,671 * NOW LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT THE FEELINGS I HAVE FOR YOU" * 66 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,941 EVER SINCE I FIRST LAID EYES ON NICOLE, I KNEW SHE WAS MY GIRL. 67 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,643 MAYBE SHE WAS OUT OF MY LEAGUE, 68 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,678 BUT LOOK AT JANET JACKSON AND JERMAINE DUPRI. 69 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,481 IF THAT ASHY LI'L NUGGET COULD GET IT, SO COULD I. 70 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,052 DAD... 71 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,721 HOW DO I GET NICOLE TO LIKE ME? 72 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:37,024 WELL, YOU PICKED A TOUGH ONE, BUDDY. 73 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,192 I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 74 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,727 SHE'S CUTE, AND SHE'S OLDER. 75 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,795 YOU'RE 11, AND YOU SLEEP WITH A GLO WORM. 76 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,631 YO, G-DUBS SLEEPS WITH ME. 77 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:47,735 LOOK, GETTING GIRLS IS LIKE OPENING A RESTAURANT. 78 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,870 IT'S ALL ABOUT LOCATION. 79 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,705 YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED 80 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,541 WHEN SHE'S DRIVING HOME FROM THE AIRPORT 81 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,543 AND TOO DESPERATE TO LOOK FOR OTHER OPTIONS. 82 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,577 W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 83 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,379 FIND OUT WHERE SHE'S GONNA BE 84 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,147 AND BE THERE ALWAYS. 85 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,883 LIKE, UH, IS SHE PART OF ANY CLUBS, 86 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,418 OR WHERE DOES SHE GO AFTER SCHOOL? 87 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,420 THAT'S YOUR MOVE, BUDDY. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 88 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:07,888 HUH. 89 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,993 APPARENTLY, YOU NEED A LICENSE TO SELL HOUSES! 90 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,061 DID YOU KNOW THIS?! 91 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,429 I DID KNOW THIS. 92 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,897 I TOLD YOU THIS, AND YOU IGNORED ME. 93 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,500 ASHLEY ALEXANDER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME OUT 94 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,669 BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I AM THE BEST. 95 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,204 IT IS LIKE MIKE TYSON ALL OVER AGAIN. 96 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,940 THEY BRING IN MISS BLACK RHODE ISLAND -- 97 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,942 HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE UP ON THAT. 98 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,778 HE WAS GUILTY. HE WENT TO JAIL. 99 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:31,945 FINE! 100 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,447 I WILL ACE THEIR SILLY EXAM, 101 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:36,450 AND THEN I WILL TREAT MYSELF TO A CHIPWICH, 102 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,686 BECAUSE -- TELL ME WHY, EVAN. 103 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,787 HUH? 104 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,522 EVAN, ALWAYS BE LISTENING TO ME. 105 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,524 WHAT DID I ASK YOU WHEN YOU GOT A 99 ON YOUR SPELLING TEST? 106 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,125 "DID ANYONE GET A 100?" 107 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,362 AND I SAID, "NO," AND YOU SAID, "THEN YOU ARE THE BEST." 108 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,298 THAT'S RIGHT. BECAUSE WHAT DO I SAY, EMERY? 109 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,465 HUH? 110 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:54,034 EMERY, ALWAYS BE LISTENING TO ME. 111 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,571 "IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING, BE THE BEST." 112 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,073 [ WOOD CRASHES ] 113 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,576 GUYS, SPEAKING OF THE BEST... 114 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,644 [ CHUCKLES ] 115 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:04,978 WHAT IS THAT? 116 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:07,114 IT'S A SIT-DOWN, SALON-STYLE HAIR DRYER, 117 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,549 AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 118 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,619 NOW I CAN FINALLY REACH MY MAXIMUM HAIR POTENTIAL. 119 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,821 I NEED MORE INFORMATION. 120 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,456 I ORDERED IT FROM THE OUTLET MALL. 121 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,825 SEE, YOU KNOW HOW HAND-HELD DRYERS BLOW YOUR HAIR BACK, 122 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,428 WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS FOR THE HAIR TO BE BLOWN DOWN? 123 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:23,230 THAT'S WHAT THE PHILIPPE MONDAY 3000S PROVIDES -- 124 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,500 A CONE OF PREMIUM, OMNIDIRECTIONAL HOT AIR 125 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:29,002 FOR THAT ALL-OVER DRY. 126 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,011 THANK YOU. 127 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,654 EXCUSE ME -- CAN YOU MOVE? 128 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:49,156 I WANT TO SIT CLOSE TO THE DOOR. THIS WON'T TAKE ME LONG. 129 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,224 I HAVE A CHIPWICH WAITING FOR ME IN THE CAR. 130 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,597 [ SIGHS ] 131 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,099 THIS TEST IS A WASTE OF MY TIME. 132 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,668 UGH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 133 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,470 I ALWAYS SAY "TIME IS MONEY." 134 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,573 HELLO. 135 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,376 IT SAYS "GET RICH" IN CHINESE. 136 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,344 [ Chuckling ] OH, I LOVE THAT. 137 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,112 KIM FROM SUNSHINE REALTY. 138 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,180 JESSICA. HI. 139 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,848 ARE YOU ALREADY A REALTOR? 140 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,850 YES, FOR 10 YEARS NOW. I'M JUST RENEWING MY LICENSE. 141 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,852 WHAT ABOUT YOU? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE GAME? 142 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:22,022 ONLY A MONTH, BUT I ALREADY SOLD A HOUSE -- ON MY FIRST TRY. 143 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,992 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST TIME. 144 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,495 MINE WAS, WHAT, 358 HOUSES AGO? 145 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,563 YOU JIVE. 146 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,864 I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT? 147 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,400 BUT I'M KIND OF A FREAK OF NATURE. 148 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,235 I'VE BEEN VOTED TOP-SELLING REALTOR FIVE YEARS RUNNING 149 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,304 ACCORDING TO THE ORLANDO SENTINEL. 150 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,239 THEY...CALL YOU THAT? 151 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,475 YES. KIND OF EMBARRASSING. [ LAUGHS ] 152 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,710 HERE'S THE ARTICLE. 153 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,679 YOU CAN KEEP THAT. I HAVE COPIES. 154 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,315 SO, UH, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE TO THE GAME? 155 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,349 CAREER CHANGE? 156 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:52,420 WELL, I HAVE THREE KIDS -- 157 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,455 OHHH. OKAY. SO YOU MADE THAT CHOICE. 158 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,658 HEY. 159 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:01,429 I AM ALSO A STAY-AT-HOME MOM STARTING MY ACT 2 IN LIFE. 160 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,498 YOU AND ME -- WE'RE THE SAME. 161 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,066 NO, WE ARE NOT. 162 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,902 I ENVY YOU TWO. 163 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,004 WE ARE NOT THE SAME. TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. 164 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,673 WE ARE NOT THE...S-SAME. 165 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,875 Proctor: YOU HAVE TWO HOURS FOR PART 1. 166 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,046 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 167 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,053 I FORGOT MY PENCIL. LET ME GO GET IT. 168 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,154 IT'S JUST IN MY CAR. 169 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,090 STATE GOT MY LETTER, RIGHT? 170 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,493 MARGE HICKMAN -- I'M ALLOWED THESE? 171 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:38,298 * BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL WALK ACROSS THE FIRE... * 172 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,366 Honey: JESSICA? 173 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,134 [ Laughing ] HEY! 174 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,471 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 175 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,539 EATING A CHIPWICH. 176 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:48,642 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING YOUR REAL-ESTATE EXAM. 177 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,310 OKAY, HONEY. 178 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:54,448 * IT'S ONLY FEAR THAT MAKES YOU RUN * 179 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,485 WHAT DID YOUR DAD MEAN, "BE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED 180 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,119 WHEN SHE'S DRIVING HOME FROM THE AIRPORT"? 181 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,288 HE WAS SAYING I SHOULD FIND OUT WHERE SHE AT AFTER SCHOOL. 182 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,990 IF I COULD SPEND TIME WITH MY DAD, 183 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,292 I WOULDN'T WASTE IT TALKING ABOUT SOME SKEEZE. 184 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:06,894 OKAY, DAVE. 185 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,962 MISSY... Boys: WHOA! 186 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,632 YOU ARE GONNA SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN DETENTION. 187 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,766 AT LEAST I HAVE A LIFE. 188 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,301 [ SCOFFS ] 189 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,937 WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS? OH! IT'S MY WEDDING RING! 190 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,472 [ SCOFFS ] I HAVE A LIFE. 191 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:21,174 THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA SPEND TIME WITH HER. 192 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,611 I GOT TO GET THROWN INTO DETENTION. 193 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,979 OH, YEAH? HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? 194 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:28,315 YES, EDDIE? 195 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:29,683 OPRAH SUCKS. 196 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:30,951 [ ALL GASP ] 197 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,855 Eddie: HEY, GIRL. 198 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,491 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE JUST TWO REBELS, HERE. 199 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,827 YEAH. TOTALLY. 200 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,029 UM, CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME? 201 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,697 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 202 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,500 * YEAH 203 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:49,102 YOUNG MAN, IS THAT A BAG OF NINJA STARS? 204 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,705 WHAT? NO! NICOLE JUST ASKED ME TO HOLD THIS FOR HER. 205 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,840 DID SHE LEAVE? 206 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,942 SHE DID IT AGAIN. 207 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,545 I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE GETS OFF. 208 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,412 YOU KNOW I'M MARRIED, RIGHT? 209 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,185 CONGRATULATIONS! 210 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,453 WHAT? 211 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,988 YOU PASSED YOUR TEST! 212 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,123 I MEAN, WE KNEW YOU WOULD. IT'S JUST A FORMALITY. 213 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,192 LIKE YOU SAID, GOT TO WEED OUT THE DUM-DUMS. 214 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,630 YEP. I DID IT. 215 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:17,998 NO DUM-DUMS HERE. 216 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,668 THE CAKE SAYS "A-B-C" -- "ALWAYS BE CELEBRATING." 217 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,236 I THOUGHT THE "B" SHOULD STAND FOR "BEST." 218 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,539 "ALWAYS BEST CELEBRATING"? 219 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,407 THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED? 220 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,909 WHAT'D YOU SAY, MOMMY? 221 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,978 I-I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 222 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,546 OH. OKAY. 223 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,314 I'M LISTENING TO YOU, THOUGH, JUST SO YOU KNOW. 224 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,489 Louis: CAREFUL. 225 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,557 [ CHILDREN GRUNTING ] 226 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,425 WHAT'S GOING ON? 227 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,060 OH. EXCUSE THE 3000S. 228 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,697 SHE GOT A WIDER STANCE THAN I REALIZED. 229 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,332 I TOLD THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL WE GOT A NEW HAIR DRYER, 230 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,434 AND THEY SAID, "DON'T DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT TO YOUR HAIR. 231 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,903 WE LOVE IT." 232 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,405 WHO SAID THAT? BIANCA? THAT SOUNDS LIKE BIANCA. 233 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,740 YEP. 234 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,274 JESSICA, DON'T YOU HAVE TO GET UP? 235 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,911 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LOT OF HOUSES TO SHOW TODAY. 236 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,046 OH, YES, A LOT OF SHOWINGS TODAY. 237 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,848 BUSY, BUSY. 238 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,518 HOUSES, MANSIONS, CONDOS, HOUSEBOATS. 239 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,422 HOW CRAZY ARE HOUSEBOATS? YOU GO HOME AND YOU SAIL AWAY. 240 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,257 WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? THE OCEAN. 241 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,792 DON'T LIKE YOUR NEIGHBORS? 242 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,561 FISH ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS. YOU CAN EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS. 243 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:24,431 SO, YEAH -- BUSY, BUSY. 244 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,333 OKAY, HAVE A GREAT DAY. I'M GOING UNDER. 245 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,436 [ SIGHS ] 246 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,871 DAD. 247 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,940 I WENT TO WHERE NICOLE HANGS OUT AFTER SCHOOL. 248 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,708 SHE BLEW ME OFF. 249 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,277 OKAY, WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT HER LOCATION DOWN, 250 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,380 YOU GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT SHE LIKES SO YOU CAN PLAN YOUR MENU. 251 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,149 CAN YOU NOT TALK IN RESTAURANT? 252 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,150 [ SIGHS ] OKAY. 253 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,818 FIND SOME SHARED INTERESTS, 254 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,219 SOMETHING YOU BOTH LIKE, YOU KNOW, TO BREAK THE ICE. 255 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,321 IS THAT WHAT YOU DID WITH MOM? 256 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,057 OH, NOT RIGHT AWAY. 257 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,391 WE DEVELOPED OUR SHARED INTEREST OVER ABOUT NINE MONTHS -- 258 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,525 YOU. 259 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,362 NASTY. 260 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,966 [ HAIR DRYER WHIRRING LOUDLY ] 261 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,168 [ CHUCKLES ] 262 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,770 [ SIGHS ] 263 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,337 UNBELIEVABLE. 264 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,640 I LOVE IT! 265 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,108 [ WHIRRING CONTINUES ] 266 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,677 I DIDN'T TAKE THE TEST. 267 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,311 I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO, 268 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,214 AND I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE AT WORK ALL DAY. 269 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,150 NO, HE DIED LAST YEAR. 270 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,719 IT'S VERY SAD. 271 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,357 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 272 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,660 OKAY, YOU LITTLE TURDS. 273 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,529 NO FUNNY BUSINESS TODAY. 274 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:33,266 I'M AT A REALLY BIG POINT IN MICHAEL CRICHTON'S "CONGO," 275 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,703 AND I'M GONNA PUT MY HEADPHONES ON. 276 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,871 [ TRIBAL BEAT PLAYING ] 277 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,372 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 278 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,774 COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU FRAMED ME 279 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,242 WITH A BAG OF NINJA STARS THE OTHER DAY. 280 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,078 YOU INTO ASIAN WARFARE? 281 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,547 BRANDON LEE WAS HOT. 282 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,717 R.I.P., B. LEE. 283 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,321 YOU EVER SEEN "THE CROW"? IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. 284 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,724 I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT. I'VE LIVED IT. 285 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,859 [ SEAGULLS CRYING ] Eddie: MY PIZZA! 286 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,194 GET AWAY, CROWS! 287 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,697 THIS PLACE SUCKS. 288 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,532 I DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE HERE, ANYWAY. 289 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,867 I'M GOING TO BEAUTY SCHOOL. 290 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,736 GIRL, LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 291 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,038 YOU DO NOT NEED A SCHOOL TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 292 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,174 A BEAUTY SCHOOL, WHERE YOU LEARN HOW TO DO HAIR AND MAKEUP? 293 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,409 AWESOME! I LOVE THAT STUFF, TOO! 294 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,245 YOU SHOULD COME OVER SOMETIME AFTER SCHOOL. 295 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,446 I -- YES. 296 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:24,985 JESSICA? 297 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,653 [ Chuckling ] HEY! 298 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,321 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 299 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,090 WHY AREN'T YOU SHOWING HOUSES? 300 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,593 I DIDN'T TAKE THE REALTOR TEST. 301 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,862 WHAT? 302 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,263 WHY NOT? 303 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,066 BECAUSE I'M NEVER GONNA BE AS GOOD AS HER. 304 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,268 OH! KIM! 305 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,569 OH! SHE IS GREAT. 306 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,536 SHE SOLD US OUR HOUSE. 307 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,772 OKAY, HONEY. 308 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,574 [ Chuckling ] I'M SORRY, JESSICA. 309 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,610 LOOK, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS LIVING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SHADOW. 310 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,580 MARVIN'S FIRST WIFE WAS 25 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, 311 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:57,384 25 POUNDS HEAVIER, AND IS ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION MEDS. 312 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,253 HOW ARE YOU LIVING IN HER SHADOW? 313 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,122 OH. NO. SWEETIE, NO. 314 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,891 NO, NO. SHE'S LIVING IN MINE. 315 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,959 BUT I REALLY FEEL FOR HER. 316 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,895 LOOK, ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, 317 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,063 THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE A SHADOW. 318 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,465 SO IT'S UP TO YOU TO STEP OUT OF IT. 319 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,937 SO...WE'RE GONNA STOP EATING THE ICE CREAM, 320 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,072 AND YOU ARE GONNA GET YOUR BUTT BACK DOWN THERE 321 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,274 AND ACE THAT TEST. 322 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,480 YOU'RE RIGHT. 323 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,715 THANK YOU, HONEY. 324 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,285 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM GOING TO DO. 325 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,723 MA'AM. MA'AM, YOU CAN'T DO THOSE HERE. 326 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,558 YOU'RE GONNA GET SCRATCHER DUST IN THE KETCHUP. 327 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,793 WELL, I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE, 328 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,728 BECAUSE MY FRIEND IS A JOGGING MANIAC. 329 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,463 SHE'S ALL OVER THE CITY. 330 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:47,034 THE ONLY PLACE I AM SAFE IS HERE, BY YOUR JUNK FOOD. 331 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,337 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR POT, 332 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,305 YOU CUTE, LITTLE LEPRECHAUN. 333 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,807 [ GIGGLES ] 334 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,276 NOTHING. 335 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,316 THERE'S FLIES MAKING LOVE IN YOUR HOT-DOG CASE! 336 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,319 Emery: MISSION CONTROL, THIS IS STAR FIGHTER. COME IN. 337 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,655 THE SHIELDS ARE DOWN! I REPEAT, THE SHIELDS ARE DOWN! 338 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,024 WE'RE COMING IN HOT, AND WE'RE BRINGING COMPANY! 339 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,826 DAMN IT, LIEUTENANT! THE SHIELDS ARE DOWN! 340 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:16,329 WE'RE BREAKING UP ON RE-ENTRY! THE G-FORCE IS TOO MUCH! 341 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,931 TELL BIANCA I LOVED HER. 342 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,766 I WILL DO NO SUCH THING -- 343 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,969 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER YOURSELF. 344 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,171 [ BOYS IMITATING LASER FIRE ] YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. 345 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,605 [ ALTERNATIVE ROCK PLAYS ] 346 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,708 AND THIS IS MY CRIMPER WITH INTERCHANGEABLE PLATES. 347 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,344 IT'S THE SAME ONE MELISSA JOAN HART USES. 348 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,513 THAT'S SO INTERESTING. 349 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,348 IT WASN'T INTERESTING, BUT I DIDN'T CARE. 350 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,816 I WAS IN HER CRIB! 351 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,186 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS MOVED IN NEXT DOOR. 352 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,387 YOU ARE? 353 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,890 YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY BORING AROUND HERE. 354 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,460 AND YOUR HOUSE WAS EMPTY FOR SO LONG BECAUSE OF THE MURDERS. 355 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,361 WHAT?! 356 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,796 I'M KIDDING. 357 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,032 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] YO, YOU GOT ME, THERE. 358 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,234 HEY, COULD I ASK YOU A FAVOR? 359 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,536 I NEED SOMEONE TO PRACTICE MY BEAUTY STUFF ON. 360 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,638 NO PROBLEM, GIRL. DO YOUR THING. 361 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,073 YEAH? COOL. THANKS. 362 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,811 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 363 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,546 I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GONNA STYLE MY HAIR OR SOMETHING. 364 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,182 WHAT I REALLY NEED TO LEARN IS EAR PIERCING. 365 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,020 YOU KNOW BRANDON LEE HAD AN EARRING, RIGHT? 366 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,922 TRUE DAT. 367 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,060 OOH, THIS WAS CRAZY. 368 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,429 IT WAS THE CLOSEST I'D EVER BEEN TO A GIRL 369 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,864 WHO WASN'T MY MOM, A DENTIST, A NURSE -- 370 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,934 [ PIERCING GUN CLICKS ] [ Echoing ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 371 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,239 QUICK -- "PROPENSITY." 372 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,441 P-R-O-P... 373 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,508 ENSITY. 374 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,543 PROPENSITY. 375 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,610 "ENSITY"? 376 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,878 WRONG. 377 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,048 HERE'S THE WORD. WRITE IT FIVE TIMES. 378 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,752 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY AS A LICENSED REALTOR? 379 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,289 OH, YOU KNOW, IT -- IT WAS THE SAME. 380 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,091 IT DIDN'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT. 381 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,759 BUT IT HAD TO FEEL A LITTLE DIFFERENT, RIGHT? 382 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,927 YOU'RE LEGIT NOW. 383 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,096 ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT, 384 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,766 AND...I FEEL LIKE I HAVE CONQUERED THAT WORLD. 385 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:03,303 I'M READY TO MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. 386 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,305 DON'T BE SILLY. YOU'RE GREAT AT THIS. 387 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,474 HEY, CAN I SEE YOUR LICENSE? 388 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,608 UH... 389 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,977 OH, IT'S IN THE CAR. 390 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,079 DON'T WORRY. I KNOW YOU PHOTOGRAPH ANGRY. 391 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,647 I DON'T CARE. I JUST WANT TO SEE THE LICENSE. 392 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,217 OH...WELL, LET ME JUST GET IT. 393 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,118 [ CHUCKLES ] [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 394 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,452 IN MY PURSE. 395 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,787 LET ME JUST GET IT. 396 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,455 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 397 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,292 [ Sighing ] OH. 398 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,262 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 399 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,463 [ SIGHS ] 400 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,166 A LITTLE ZIP-ZIP... 401 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,267 [ GASPS ] 402 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,803 OH, NO! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN IT! 403 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,138 [ GASPS ] 404 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,008 [ LOCK CLICKS ] 405 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,809 NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHO. 406 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,611 IT'S DEFINITELY GRANDMA. 407 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,250 JESSICA, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE TEST. 408 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,152 WHAT?! NO! I -- 409 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,453 I RAN INTO HONEY. 410 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,190 HEY! 411 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,358 JUDAS PRIEST! A-- 412 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,926 WHOA. [ CHUCKLES ] 413 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,661 SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 414 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,197 THE ONLY THING THAT WOMAN RUNS MORE THAN HER LEGS IS HER MOUTH. 415 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,333 SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 416 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,800 [ SIGHS ] 417 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,170 OKAY, IT'S TRUE. I DIDN'T TAKE THE TEST. 418 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,006 HERE'S THE THIEF, MOMMY. 419 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,649 SEE YA, GIRL. 420 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,883 Trent: DUDE, LET'S GO! 421 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:24,984 GET YOUR BIKE OUT! 422 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,219 W-WHAT'S GOING ON? 423 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,720 SHAQ'S AT THE BARBECUE STORE AT THE MALL! 424 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,955 WHAT?! 425 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,323 HE'S GETTING HIS PROPANE TANK FIXED. 426 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,891 JUST BEFORE THAT, HE WAS AT MRS. FIELDS, 427 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,493 GETTING ONE OF THOSE GIANT COOKIES. 428 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,195 BUT I BET TO HIM, IT'S A REGULAR COOKIE. 429 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,000 DUDE! IS THAT AN EARRING? 430 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,204 YEAH. NICOLE TAGGED ME LIKE HER OWN PERSONAL WILDCAT. 431 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,205 YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL! 432 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,673 WE'RE LOSING FOCUS! 433 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,208 EDDIE. EDDIE, GET ON. 434 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,310 HEY, EDDIE! I JUST FOUND MY HENNA STENCILS. 435 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,179 CAN I PRACTICE DECORATING YOUR HANDS? 436 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,916 TOO LONG, HUANG. WE GOT TO GO. 437 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,019 SHAQ! WE'RE COMING, SHAQ! 438 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,422 WE FORGIVE YOU FOR "SHAQ FU"! 439 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,024 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE TEST? 440 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,693 WHAT'S THE POINT? 441 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,995 NO MATTER HOW MANY HOUSES I SELL, I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH UP 442 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,863 WITH PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 10 YEARS. 443 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,399 [ SIGHS ] 444 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,567 IT'S TOO LATE IN THE GAME FOR ME TO BE THE BEST. 445 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,237 [ SIGHS ] WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE BEST? 446 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,407 BECAUSE I TELL THE BOYS THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE BEST. 447 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,109 SO YOUR ANSWER IS TO JUST QUIT? 448 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,676 I'M NOT USED TO THIS! 449 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,246 WELL, YOU'RE ALSO NOT USED TO HAVING A FULL-TIME JOB, 450 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,015 LIVING IN ORLANDO, HAVING A HUSBAND WITH PERFECT HAIR. 451 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,184 A LOT OF THINGS IN LIFE ARE NEW FOR YOU. 452 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,354 ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU DO YOUR BEST. 453 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,590 ISN'T THAT A BETTER EXAMPLE FOR THE BOYS THAN QUITTING? 454 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,927 I LIKE QUITTERS EVEN LESS THAN LOSERS. 455 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,262 MM-HMM. IT GOES LIKE THIS. 456 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,063 IT GOES QUITTERS, LOSERS, 457 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,766 CATS, KLEENEX, MARTIN SHEEN, 458 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,835 REDHEADS, CROISSANTS, BUTTONS... 459 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,738 Emery: QUICK! 460 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,274 WHAT ARE THE ZONING LAWS FOR A NONCOMMERCIAL ESTABLISHMENT? 461 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,608 I JUST OPENED THE BOOK. 462 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,909 WRONG! 463 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,311 HERE'S THE ANSWER. WRITE IT FIVE TIMES. 464 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,412 [ PEN CLICKS ] 465 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,080 IT'S FUN WHEN MOMMY'S BAD. 466 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,416 HEY, MOMMY WON'T BE BAD FOR LONG. 467 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,051 I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS, 468 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,554 AND IF I SELL 20 LUXURY HOMES A YEAR, I CAN BEAT KIM. 469 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,924 PLUS, SHE'S GONNA TURN 40 SOON, PANIC, AND DO I.V.F. 470 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,394 THAT'LL BENCH HER FOR A FEW MONTHS. 471 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,629 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT, HONEY? 472 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,831 RIGHT, RIGHT. NO, RIGHT. 473 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,433 HEY, MOM. I'M HOME. 474 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,502 JUST GONNA GET A JUMP ON MY HOMEWORK! 475 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,403 LOVE YOU! 476 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,671 YOU LOVE ME? 477 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,638 [ GASPS ] 478 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,006 WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? 479 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,975 NOTHING. 480 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,911 AN EARRING?! 481 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,346 EDDIE! 482 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,081 I TAKE MY EYE OFF YOU FOR FIVE MINUTES, 483 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,783 AND YOU DO THIS? 484 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,285 AND WHAT ARE THESE? NO -- 485 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,287 EDDIE! 486 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,921 I CAN'T BELIE-- 487 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,090 MY GOODNESS. YOUR HANDS ARE BEAUTIFUL. 488 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,858 IS YOUR EAR PIERCED? 489 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,295 YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 490 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,529 I'M JUST DOING WHAT DAD TOLD ME -- 491 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,664 TREATING NICOLE LIKE A RESTAURANT. 492 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,300 YOU TOLD HIM THIS WAS OKAY? 493 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,934 NO. N-- 494 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,504 I TOLD HIM TO SPEND TIME WITH HER AND FIND SHARED INTERESTS. 495 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,106 WHICH IS WHAT I DID! SHE DID ALL OF THIS. 496 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,108 I-I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU WITH THAT THING. 497 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,343 HERE -- PUT THIS BACK ON. 498 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,015 YOU LOOK LIKE AN INDIAN ELMER FUDD. 499 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,149 [ SIGHS ] 500 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,718 I SAID "SHARED INTERESTS." 501 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,019 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE NOT INTO THIS STUFF. 502 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,288 I KNOW. AND I MISSED SEEING SHAQ AT THE MALL. 503 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,457 HE WAS POWER-BROWSING, AND I WANTED TO GO, 504 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,059 BUT NICOLE WANTED TO HENNA MY HANDS. 505 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,694 WHAT WAS SHAQ BROWSING AT THE MALL? 506 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,895 COOKIES AND PROPANE. 507 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,297 HM. THAT MAKES SENSE. 508 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,233 YOU FIGURE HE CAN'T BUY CLOTHES THERE. 509 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,234 THIS IS STUPID! 510 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,702 I'M JUST GONNA GIVE UP. 511 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,471 EDDIE, NO. 512 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,208 I'M NOT QUITTING, AND YOU ARE NOT, EITHER. 513 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,876 JUST BE YOURSELF. 514 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,546 IF THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, THAT'S NOT THE GIRL FOR YOU. 515 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,851 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 516 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,422 HEY, WAIT. WHERE'S YOUR EARRING? 517 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,590 I TOOK IT OUT. 518 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,559 AND THE HENNA WOULDN'T COME OFF, 519 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,561 SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT'S GONE, TOO. 520 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,195 I THOUGHT IT LOOKED GREAT. 521 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,131 HONESTLY, I'M NOT REALLY INTO ANY OF THAT BEAUTY STUFF. 522 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,435 BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO FOR IT. YOU'RE GOOD AT IT. 523 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,437 AND AFTER I'M DONE BEING GROUNDED, 524 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,406 IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S NOT LAME, 525 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,741 LIKE WATCH BASKETBALL OR WHATEVER, 526 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,976 I'D BE DOWN. 527 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:16,249 BY THE WAY, I HEARD SHAQ WASN'T REALLY AT THE MALL YESTERDAY. 528 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,452 IT WAS JUST SOME BIG BLACK GUY IN A MUSTARD-COLORED SUIT. 529 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:22,489 OH, I KNOW. DAVE WAS CRYING AT THE BUS STOP THIS MORNING. 530 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,958 I MEAN, WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET A SUIT THAT COLOR? 531 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,627 AND CALLING EVERYBODY "COUSIN." 532 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,029 THAT GUY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 533 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,098 BAM! 534 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,801 I DID IT. I PASSED THE TEST. 535 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,870 CONGRATULATIONS! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! 536 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,105 [ LAUGHS ] 537 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,508 WE STILL HAVE SOME OF YOUR CAKE LEFT. 538 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,043 WHO DID THAT? 539 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,646 WHO ON EARTH IMPROVED THIS CAKE? 540 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,782 YOU DID. 541 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,323 STAR FIGHTER TO MISSION CONTROL. 542 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,924 MY RADAR'S BEEN SHOT OUT. I DON'T HAVE EYES. 543 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,225 MY SHIELDS ARE UP, BUT I DON'T KNOW FOR HOW LONG. 544 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,993 [ IMITATES STATIC ] 545 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,161 [ Deep voice ] THERE'S SOMEONE HERE WHO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 546 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,563 [ IMITATES STATIC ] 547 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,997 [ High-pitched voice ] HONEY, IT'S ME. 548 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,299 [ IMITATES STATIC ] 549 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,835 YOU'RE THE BRAVEST STAR FIGHTER EVER. 550 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,571 COME BACK FOR ME AND THE KIDS. I LOVE YOU. 551 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,272 [ IMITATES STATIC, RADIO SQUAWK ] 552 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,675 [ Normal voice ] I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAUREEN. 553 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,644 WHO'S MAUREEN?! 554 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,811 [ LAUGHS ] 555 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,313 I KNEW YOU WERE LISTENING. 556 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,248 [ GROANS ] 557 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,951 GO TO BED! 558 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,486 [ IMITATES STATIC ] STAR FIGHTER OUT. 559 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,488 [ IMITATES BEEPING, BUZZER ] 560 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,957 OH, NO! I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON! PSHOO!