1 00:00:02,654 --> 00:00:03,829 [ GUNFIRE] 2 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:05,222 Eddie: EVERYONE THOUGHT MY POPS 3 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:06,484 WAS THE NICEST GUY IN ORLANDO.[ CHUCKLES ] 4 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,443 BUT HE HAD A GUILTY PLEASURE. 5 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:10,314 HE LOVED GANGSTER MOVIES -- 6 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:13,274 IMMIGRANTS FIGHTING FOR THEIR PIECE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM. 7 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,276 EH, SO MANY BULLETS. [ CHUCKLES ] 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:17,191 AND DEEP DOWN, HE WAS THE SAME WAY, 9 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,671 BECAUSE WHEN IT CAME TO PROVIDING FOR HIS FAMILY, 10 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,934 HE WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TOOK. 11 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,327 [ SIREN WAILING ] 12 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,721 [ BOTH PANTING ] 13 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:28,158 [ HEART BEATING ] 14 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,294 AAH! WHOA! 15 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:34,251 BUT MY SHOE! 16 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:36,123 LEAVE IT! OH, NO! 17 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,734 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SHOE! 18 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,910 NORDSTROM'S HARDLY EVER HAS A SALE. 19 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:42,303 AND ONE TIME, BY THE GRACE OF GOD -- 20 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,348 NO TIME FOR A SPEECH!OOH! AAH! NO! 21 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:45,567 MY SHOE! AAH! 22 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:47,786 --Captions by VITAC-- 23 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,092 ♪ FRESH OFF THE BOAT 24 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,876 ♪ I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO ♪ 25 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,487 ♪ IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW ♪ 26 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,228 ♪ FRESH OFF THE BOAT 27 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,795 ♪ HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM ♪ 28 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:58,014 ♪ BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 29 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,191 ♪ I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 30 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,759 MY DAD WAS EXCITED TO SHOW US 31 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,282 THE NEWEST PROMOTION FOR HIS RESTAURANT. 32 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,676 MY MOM, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS LESS ENTHUSED. 33 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,330 IT'S A SUNNY DAY IN ORLANDO, 34 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,201 YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET -- 35 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,550 NO, YOU'REDRIVING. 36 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,378 WELL, I'M SETTING THE SCENE, BUILDING SUSPENSE 37 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,814 FOR WHEN YOU GUYS SEE THE RESTAURANT BILLBOARD. 38 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:16,989 PLAY ALONG. 39 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,165 "PLAY"? I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY. 40 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:21,124 WELL, YOUDON'T, BUT YOU ARE NOT YOU. 41 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,952 NO, YOU ARE A BEEFY LAKE-HOUSE OWNER 42 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,301 IN TOWN FOR THE SAILING CONVENTION, 43 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,042 AND YOU ARE HUNGRY. 44 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,391 NO, I'M NOT. I JUST HAD GRAPES. 45 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:28,479 DAMN IT! [ SIGHS ] 46 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:29,828 [ Rapping ] ♪ I'M NOT THE BUTLER 47 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:32,004 ♪ I'LL CUT YA, HEADBUTT YA ♪ 48 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:34,572 MOM, EDDIE'S RAPPING AT MY ALWAYS-THERE BEAR. 49 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,052 DID THEY GIVE YOU THAT PIN FOR NARC-ING? 50 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,793 NO, THAT'S TATTLE-TURTLE. 51 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:40,274 THIS IS FOR THE SCHOOL'S BEST ATTENDANCE RECORD. 52 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,276 WHY IS THIS BILLBOARD SO FAR AWAY? 53 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,842 YOU COULD HAVE PUT IT HERE. 54 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,933 OR HERE. OR HERE. 55 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,413 Louis: WELL, THOSE BIG COMPANIES 56 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:51,720 CAN AFFORD TO PUT BILLBOARDS ANYWHERE. 57 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,200 I HAVE TO BE MORE STRATEGIC. 58 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,506 SEE? 59 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:59,423 NOW, THIS IS THE BEST BILLBOARD SPOT IN ALL OF ORLANDO. 60 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,772 IT'S THE LONGEST RED LIGHT, 61 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:03,253 THERE'S NO TALL BUILDINGS TO BLOCK THE VIEW, 62 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:06,430 AND THERE'S A HOMELESS MAN WHO'S ALWAYS ON THE CORNER, 63 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:07,997 REMINDING DRIVERS THAT THEY'RE HUNGRY. 64 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,304 IS THAT A BIRD IN HIS POCKET? 65 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:11,783 YES. IT'S DEAD. 66 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:14,612 SO, NATURALLY, YOU DIVERT YOUR EYES AWAY FROM HIM, 67 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:17,485 YOU TURN YOUR HEAD, AND YOU LOOK UP TO SEE... 68 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,664 WHOA, COOL! DID YOU REALLY HOLD UP THAT COW?! 69 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,231 YEAH, I DID. 70 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:26,668 IT WAS HEAVY, TOO. HE HAD JUST HAD LUNCH. 71 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,454 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] MEANWHILE, I HAD MY OWN PROBLEMS, 72 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:31,673 BUT THEY WEREN'T AT SCHOOL. 73 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,327 AS TOUGH AS SCHOOL WAS, 74 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,329 IT WAS A CAKEWALK COMPARED TO THE BUS. 75 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,460 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 76 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,027 ♪ WILD, WILD WEST 77 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,550 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 78 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:40,812 ♪ WILD, WILD WEST 79 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,901 Boy: GOT YA!Boy #2: OH-OH! NO FAIR! 80 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,381 ♪ WILD, WILD WEST THE BUS WAS THE ONLY PART OF THE DAY 81 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,035 WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.♪ WILD, WILD WEST 82 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,428 SO ME AND THE OTHER SIXTH GRADERS 83 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,038 WERE LEFT TO FEND FOR OURSELVES. 84 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,431 ♪ WILD, WILD WEST IF YOU WANTED TO SURVIVE, 85 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,650 YOU HAD TO STAY UP FRONT AND PRETEND TO SLEEP. 86 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,086 ♪ WILD, WILD WEST IF YOU DIDN'T, THINGS COULD GET UGLY. 87 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,436 I JUST GLAD I GOT TO KEEP OL' BESS HERE. 88 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,220 MY TEACHERS USUALLY LIKE TO KEEP MY PROJECTS, 89 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,830 BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR TO MY PARENTS. 90 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:00,397 THEY FUND MY CREATIONS -- [ SCREAMS ] 91 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:01,920 [ CRUNCH! ]OH, BESS! 92 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,922 [ CLATTER ] 93 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,097 FOOL. 94 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:06,229 BETTER HIM THAN US. 95 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,796 SURE, THE DRIVER WAS THERE, 96 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:10,233 BUT HE WASN'T PAID ENOUGH TO CARE. 97 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,582 [ SIGHS ] LUCKY HANDS. 98 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,410 LUCKY HANDS. 99 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,630 THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT ON THE DAILY HELL RIDE 100 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,109 WAS MY NEIGHBOR NICOLE. 101 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:18,720 SHE WAS AS TOUGH AS A STALE TOOTSIE ROLL, 102 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:21,070 AND I LOVED IT.[ SIGHS ] 103 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,290 HEY. 104 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,509 [ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] 105 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:28,512 [ LAUGHTER ]♪ WILD, WILD WEST 106 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:31,167 WHAT ARE YOULOOKING AT?♪ WILD, WILD WEST 107 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,300 ♪ WILD, WILD WEST 108 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:36,172 I'LL GET THIS TO HIS MOTHER.♪ WILD, WILD WEST 109 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:40,524 ONE BLOOMIN' ONION. 110 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,440 UH, MITCH, I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY 111 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,529 BOOMINGONION. [ CHUCKLES ] 112 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,488 "BLOOMING ONION" IS THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY 113 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,490 OF ANOTHER, LESS-GOOD RESTAURANT, OKAY? 114 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:50,969 RIGHT. 115 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,319 LIKE, THEY HAVE POTATO SKINS, 116 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,190 BUT WE HAVE TOMATO SKINS. 117 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,365 NOPE. NO, NO. 118 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:56,453 NO, NONE OF YOUR IDEAS -- 119 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,108 NO TOMATO SKINS, NO JALAPEÑO TOPPERS, 120 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,631 AND NO BUFFALO THINGS. 121 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,459 YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 122 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:05,549 I GET JOB OFFERS ALL THE TIME FROM OTHER RESTAURANTS. 123 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,770 THERE'S HEAT ON MITCH. OH, YEAH. 124 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,860 LOUIS, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE BILLBOARD. 125 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,776 I TOLD YOU. THE PLACE HAS BEEN PACKED ALL DAY. 126 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,778 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMING UP TO ME AND TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT. 127 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:20,216 HMM.ONE LADY EVEN LET ME CUT IN FRONT OF HER IN LINE 128 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,739 AT THE GROCERY STORE. 129 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,307 WOW, YOU USUALLY GET INTO FIGHTS AT THE GROCERY STORE. 130 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,308 I KNOW! [ CHUCKLES ] 131 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,962 AND WE HAVE BEEN INVITED 132 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:29,443 TO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE CHARITY-FUNDRAISING EVENT. 133 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:30,792 HMM. 134 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:33,098 IT'S AT A COUNTRY CLUB! [ GASPS ] 135 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,231 [ CHUCKLES ] WHY ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT A COUNTRY CLUB? 136 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,189 BECAUSE OF "CADDYSHACK"! 137 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:40,323 IT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE -- SET IN A COUNTRY CLUB. 138 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,760 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ONE. HMM. 139 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,371 [ CHUCKLES ]"SPAULDING, GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE BOAT!" 140 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:45,328 [ LAUGHS ] 141 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:48,679 IT'S SO MUCH YELLING. IT'S SO GOOD. 142 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,551 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 143 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:51,987 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 144 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,121 TESS IS NOT WITH NICOLE TODAY. 145 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,906 THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SIT NEXT TO HER. 146 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,603 SHUT UP. YOU'LL GET US ALL KILLED. 147 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:00,996 I NEED TO SHOW HER 148 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,563 THAT I'M NOT JUST A LITTLE KID THAT NAPS ON THE BUS, 149 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:05,087 AND I'M GONNA DO IT WITH THIS. 150 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:09,483 I'M HOLDING UP ICE CUBE'S "PREDATOR" ALBUM. 151 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,267 "PARENTAL ADVISORY." 152 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,139 ONCE SHE GETS I LISTEN TO BADASS MUSIC, SHE'LL KNOW I'M DOWN. 153 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:16,577 ♪ UNH-UNH [ Rapping ] ♪ AND, NO, I'M NOT THE BUTLER, I'LL CUT YA ♪ 154 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,709 ♪ HEADBUTT YA, YOU SAY YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS ♪ 155 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,146 ♪ AND I WOULDN'T TOUCH YA, IN FACT I'LL BUCK YA ♪ 156 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,366 ♪ UNH ♪ HERE TO LET YOU KNOW, BOY, OH, BOY ♪ 157 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,499 FEEL THIS, GIRL.♪ I'LL MAKE DOUGH, BUT DON'T CALL ME DOUGHBOY ♪ 158 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,978 ♪ THIS AIN'T NO KIND OF MOTION PICTURE ♪ 159 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,590 DAMN, YOU'RE A GROWN-ASS MAN. 160 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,418 ♪ I'LL GET... 161 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:34,943 ♪ CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF ♪ 162 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:36,814 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH ♪ 163 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:39,817 ♪ I COME REAL STEALTH, YE-E-E-AH ♪ 164 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:42,298 ♪ CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF ♪ 165 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,257 ♪ CHICKETY-CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF ♪ 166 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,868 ♪ 'CAUSE TRICKS LIKE YOU IS ♪ 167 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:50,306 ♪ B-A-A-AD FOR MY 168 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,482 ♪ HE-E-E-ALTH 169 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:55,659 Both: ♪ HMM 170 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,313 ♪ YOU BETTER 171 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:02,274 [ Auto-Tuned ] ♪ CHECK YO SE-E-E-E-E-E-LF 172 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,450 YEAH. 173 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,582 Dave: HEY, DID YOU JUST FALL ASLEEP FOR REAL? 174 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,410 YOU CANNOT FALL ASLEEP FOR REAL. 175 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,194 SHUT UP. 176 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,501 [ SIGHS ] I'M GOING BACK THERE. 177 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:12,676 I CAN'T WATCH THIS. 178 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,637 ♪ YEAH, YEAH 179 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,639 ♪ YEAH, YEAH 180 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:23,644 HOW DID IT GO?THEY TOOK MY PANTS AND THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW. 181 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,429 ♪ DIG, DIG, I DIG, DIG, I DIG ♪ 182 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,909 [ SCATTING ] 183 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,563 IT TOOK ME FOREVER 184 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:30,912 TO GET HOME FROM SCHOOL THAT DAY WITHOUT MY PANTS, 185 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,696 SO I HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK. 186 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,045 IF I WAS GONNA SHARE HEADPHONES WITH NICOLE, 187 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,656 IT WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN ON THE BUS. 188 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,614 I NEEDED ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH HER. 189 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,703 THANKS. SEE YOU IN CARPOOL TOMORROW, MRS. WILSON. 190 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,662 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]Eddie: CARPOOL. 191 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:45,100 WHO SAID THAT? IS SOMEONE IN THERE? 192 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,928 NO. 193 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:49,844 [ PANTING ] 194 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:52,281 A BUSH KID! 195 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:57,373 WHICH ONE SAYS I AM RICH ENOUGH TO BE INVITED 196 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,810 BUT NOT RICH ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD ASK ME TO DONATE MONEY? 197 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,944 I THINK THE ONE WITH THE TOKYO DISNEY ON THE LABEL. 198 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,903 MOM, I DON'T WANT TO RIDE THE BUS ANYMORE. 199 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,818 I WANT TO CARPOOL, AND HERE'S 50 REASONS WHY I -- 200 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:10,125 OKAY. OKAY?! 201 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,388 WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, YOU CAUGHT ME IN A CHARITABLE MOOD. 202 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,737 BUT NOT TOOCHARITABLE. 203 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,565 YES, GIRL. YES. 204 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,479 GREAT! [ CHUCKLES ] 205 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,307 OH, HEY. 206 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:21,397 MAYBE YOUR STEPDAUGHTER NICOLE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN? 207 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,529 SURE. 208 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,705 I'LL ASK MARVIN, AND THEN HE'LL ASK HER, 209 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,489 AND SHE'LL TELL HIM WHAT HER ANSWER IS. 210 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,535 IT'S, LIKE, THE WAY WE COMMUNICATE AT DINNER. 211 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,754 TAKES A LONG TIME TO GET THE SALT. 212 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:32,974 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] YES! 213 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,543 THAT SEAT'S TAKEN. GET IN THE BACK. 214 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,588 ARE YOU SAVING THAT SEAT FOR YOUR ATTITUDE? 215 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:41,983 MY BUS FRIENDS ALREADY MISS ME, 216 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,985 SO THEY DROPPED OFF THIS BREAKFAST BURRITO. 217 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,377 SO SWEET. 218 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,858 GET IN THE BACK. 219 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,643 DAD, WHY ARE YOUCOMING? 220 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:52,559 OH. I WANT TO SEE THE BILLBOARD GLISTENING IN THE MORNING DEW. 221 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:55,779 OKAY, BUT DON'T DO ANYTHING EMBARRASSING IN FRONT OF NICOLE. 222 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:56,998 [ High-pitched voice ] OOH! 223 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,740 AAH-CHOO-NY! 224 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,306 [ SNIFFS ] OH. COME ON. 225 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,004 [ Normal voice ] WHAT? THAT'S HOW I SNEEZE. [ SNIFFS ] 226 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,312 OKAY, GET IN. LET'S GO.BUT WE DON'T HAVE NICOLE YET! 227 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,966 OH, SHE'S NOT COMING. 228 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,142 HONEY SAID NICOLE TOLD MARVIN THAT SHE'S HAPPY ON THE BUS. 229 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,362 BUT DON'T WORRY. YOUR BEST FRIEND, MARK, IS HERE. 230 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:15,364 HI! 231 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,408 WHO'S THAT? 232 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,323 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS! 233 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,804 YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME BECAUSE WE ALWAYS HAVE OUR EYES CLOSED, 234 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,545 BUT I RIDE THE BUS WITH YOU. 235 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,592 SO HAPPY NOT TO HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE. 236 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:28,029 GET IN. 237 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:29,204 [ VAN DOOR CLOSES ] 238 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:32,468 MARK, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BILLBOARD? 239 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,036 PICTURE YOURSELF A HUNGRY ACCOUNTANT 240 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,778 WHO'S JUST TAKEN HIS KIDS TO DISNEY WORLD.MM-HMM. 241 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,780 ♪ BABY, HERE I AM 242 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,391 ♪ I GOT THAT GOOD LOVE, GIRL, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? ♪ 243 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:45,960 ♪ ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE CHANCE ♪ 244 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:49,746 AND...THE HOMELESS MAN WITH THE DEAD BIRD 245 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:52,401 CUES US TO TURN OUR HEADS, LOOK UP TO THE SKY, 246 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:53,576 AND -- AAH! 247 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,060 WHOA! 248 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,801 THERE'S CHORIZO IN HERE! 249 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,629 THOSE GUYS. 250 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,373 FOLKS, I PROMISE, 251 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,592 WE'LL GET SOMEONE TO CLEAN IT AS SOON AS WE CAN. 252 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,985 NOBODY TRIED TO STOP THEM?! 253 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,421 EVERYONE JUST STOOD AROUND 254 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,075 AND WATCHED MY HUSBAND'S FACE GET MILKED ON? 255 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,077 NOBODY'S GONNA BELIEVE I LET A COW DO THAT TO ME, RIGHT? 256 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,295 I WOULDN'T WORRY. 257 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,080 PROBABLY JUST RANDOM KIDS IN THE AREA. 258 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,690 THIS IS ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 259 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,387 EVERYBODY KNOW YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE THE TEAT 260 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,998 TO PRODUCE THE MILK. 261 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:27,610 I JUST WISH IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE I WAS ENJOYING IT SO MUCH. 262 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,090 [ HORN HONKING ] 263 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,833 WHY WON'T THEY HURRY UP? 264 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,748 CALM YOUR PANTIES. 265 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,314 YOU CALM YOURPANTIES! I'M GONNA BE MARKED ABSENT! 266 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,839 AND THEY'LL TAKE AWAY MY ALWAYS-THERE BEAR! 267 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,971 ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID CARPOOL. 268 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,712 HEY, I HATE IT, TOO. 269 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,193 GUYS, COME ON. DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT THE CARPOOL. 270 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,629 [ SIGHS ] I'M GOING BACK TO THE BUS.[ HORN HONKING ] 271 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,458 IT MAY BE HELL, BUT AT LEAST I GET TO SEE NICOLE. 272 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,852 WELL, YOU'LL ALSO GET TO SEE HER TONIGHT. 273 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,767 WHAT?I HEARD MOM INVITE HER OVER 274 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,856 AFTER SHE SAID NO TO THE CARPOOL. 275 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,118 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 276 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,686 WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THIS? 277 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,426 [ HORN HONKS ] 278 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,038 WHY WON'T THEY HURRY UP?! 279 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,779 [ HORN BLARES ] 280 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,694 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 281 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,826 OH, HEY, GIRL. 282 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,436 DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING OVER TONIGHT. 283 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,569 CAUGHT ME STRENGTHENING MY HANDS. 284 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,353 WOW. 285 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:16,920 EVERYTHING OKAY? 286 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,095 OH, YEAH. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME. 287 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:20,707 BYE, SWEETIE. HAVE FUN BABYSITTING. 288 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,143 "BABYSITTING"? 289 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:26,234 HONEY, I'M GLAD THAT YOU DID NOT WEAR A YELLOW DRESS, 290 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:28,758 BECAUSE I AM WEARING A YELLOW DRESS. 291 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:31,152 WELL, YOU DID CALL ME AND SAY NOT TO WEAR YELLOW -- 292 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,284 OKAY, I WILL SEE YOU AT THE COUNTRY CLUB. BYE. 293 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,590 [ Laughing ] BYE. 294 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,722 NICOLE, COME IN. 295 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,247 UM... 296 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,857 [ DOOR CLOSES ]...IS THAT OLD LADY SELF-SUFFICIENT? 297 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,294 BECAUSE MY PARENTS SHOWED ME "COCOON" WHEN I WAS LITTLE, 298 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,905 AND I JUST CAN'T. 299 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,384 OH, SHE'S FINE. 300 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,082 SHE'LL FIGHT YOU FOR DOMINANCE AND THEN FALL ASLEEP. 301 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,301 OKAY. 302 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,913 BABYSITTING? WHY CAN'T GRANDMA WATCH US? 303 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,742 BECAUSE LAST TIME, SHE CHARGED ME $100 AN HOUR. 304 00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,746 ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING. 305 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,748 NICOLE, SOME GROUND RULES -- NO SCARY MOVIES. 306 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,184 Jessica: IF YOU WATCH "JURASSIC PARK," 307 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,620 FAST-FORWARD WHEN THE WATER GLASS TREMBLES. 308 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,752 EDDIE DOESN'T LIKE IT 309 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,318 WHEN THE T. REX GIVES THE JEEP THE BIG EYE. 310 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,799 HE ALSO HAS GENTLE BOWELS, SO ONLY BLAND FOODS. 311 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,409 WHAT IS HAPPENING? 312 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,847 THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN BED BY 9:00, AND IF ANYONE FEELS WARM, 313 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,718 THERE'S A THERMOMETER AND FLINTSTONES CHEWABLES. 314 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:16,850 Both: ORANGE, ORANGE, GRAPE. 315 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,982 AND, NICOLE, I MISSED SCHOOL THIS MORNING, 316 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,331 SO THEY TOOK AWAY MY ALWAYS-THERE BEAR, 317 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,985 AND I FEEL -- 318 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,944 OKAY, THEY'RE ALL YOURS!OPEN BAR ENDS AT 7:00, BYE! 319 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,685 THANK YOU! 320 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,429 ♪ UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH 321 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,781 LOOK AT US -- ALL DRESSED UP, GOING TO A COUNTRY CLUB. 322 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,434 [ CHUCKLES ] 323 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:39,002 "HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!" 324 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,221 [ CHUCKLES ] 325 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,918 THAT'S ALSO A LINE FROM "CADDYSHACK." 326 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,920 AH. [ CHUCKLES ] 327 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,792 THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, LOUIS. 328 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,446 WHEN WE FIRST MOVED DOWN HERE AND YOU OPENED THE RESTAURANT, 329 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,014 EVERYBODY DOUBTED YOU, INCLUDING ME. HMM. 330 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,713 BUT YOU SAW SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE DID. 331 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,672 YOU ARE A VISIONARY. 332 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,587 THANK YOU. THAT'S NICE TO HEAR. 333 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,763 YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST MOVE US DOWN HERE -- 334 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,765 [ GASPS ]WHAT THE HELL?! 335 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,202 "THIEF"? 336 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,901 AS IN SNEAKY! 337 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,903 THEY ARE CALLING US SNEAKY ASIANS! 338 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:14,037 RANDOM KIDS, MY ASS -- WE ARE BEING TARGETED! 339 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,823 WHAT MY MOM DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT THE BILLBOARD WAS RIGHT -- 340 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,650 MY DADWAS SNEAKY. 341 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,957 CATTLEMAN'S RANCH WAS A TOTAL KNOCKOFF OF GOLDEN SADDLE. 342 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,916 [ Texan accent ] AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET 343 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:26,354 WHEN YOU BUY A GOLDEN SADDLE FRANCHISE. 344 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:30,010 IT'S ALL COVERED IN THIS CONFIDENTIAL OPERATIONS MANUAL. 345 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,794 HE ROLLED INTO TOWN AND JACKED THEIR MANUAL 346 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:35,929 BECAUSE, LIKE I SAID, HE WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TOOK. 347 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,670 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 348 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,068 IT'S A HATE CRIME. 349 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,027 IT'S A HATE CRIME! I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS! 350 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,072 PROBABLY JUST RANDOM KIDS AGAIN. 351 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,771 NO! IF IT WAS RANDOM KIDS, THEY WOULD HAVE HIT THE HOAGIE KING! 352 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,906 IT PAINTS ITSELF, REALLY. 353 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,087 [ SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ] 354 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,872 YOU KNOW, WHEN SHERYL AND I STARTED ANGEL SMILE WISH, 355 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,048 WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D TOUCH SO MANY TINY HEARTS. 356 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:11,181 SO, PLEASE, GIVE GENEROUSLY. 357 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,662 MM-HMM. HMM. 358 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,751 IS THIS CHARITY FOR CHILDREN OR DOGS? 359 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,842 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. 360 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,237 OKAY, BACK TO MY THING. 361 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,979 SO, LIKE I WAS SAYING, IT'S A HATE CRIME. 362 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,632 [ Chuckling ] SHE'S JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. 363 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,765 OH, HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THIS BUTTER? 364 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,072 [ CHUCKLES ] SEASHELLS! 365 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,421 I THINK I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN. 366 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,901 [ LAUGHS LOUDLY ] 367 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,816 YOU'RE STARTING EARLY. 368 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,037 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T STAND TO SEE MINORITIES SUCCEED. 369 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,431 IT'S MIKE TYSON ALL OVER AGAIN. 370 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,912 HE'S DOING GREAT, HE'S KILLING IT, 371 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,218 AND THEN THEY MAKE HIM MARRY THE ACTRESS FROM "BOOMERANG," 372 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,916 AND -- BAM! -- CHAMP IS BROKE. 373 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,308 HALLE BERRY? 374 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,962 NO, THE SEXY, MEAN ONE WITH THE PRETTY TOES. 375 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,662 WELL, YOU KNOW, OUR COUNCILMAN IS SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE. 376 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,099 YOU SHOULD TELL HIM THAT THIS HAPPENED. 377 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,709 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 378 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:04,278 HE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT A HATE CRIME HAPPENING IN HIS DISTRICT. 379 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:06,933 UH, JESSICA, STOP! 380 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,673 What is wrong with you? 381 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,893 I'M JUST GONNA TELL OUR COUNCILMAN. 382 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,330 I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 383 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,811 ♪ I HEARD SOMETHING COMING OUT OF... ♪ 384 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,943 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 385 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,901 THIS IS EXACTLY OUR RESTAURANT. 386 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,250 THEY COPIED US.[ BELL JINGLES ] 387 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:23,123 NO, JESSICA. I COPIED THEM. 388 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,038 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 389 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,996 [ BELL JINGLES ] 390 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,085 [ COINS CLINKING] 391 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,522 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 392 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,046 SORRY ABOUT BEFORE. 393 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,136 I DIDN'T KNOW MY MOM HAD HIRED SOMEONE TO CO-BABYSIT WITH ME. 394 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:39,095 BUT I'M HAPPY TO HAVE THE HELP. THESE TWO ARE HANDFULS. 395 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,619 BUT IT GOES SO FAST. I TRY TO CHERISH IT. 396 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,186 YOU KNOW WHAT GOES FAST? ME. 397 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,927 I CAN RUN TO THE END OF THE STREET IN EIGHT SECONDS. 398 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,189 TIME ME. 399 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,062 WEAR A JACKET![ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 400 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,715 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 401 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,761 OLD ENOUGH TO READ THIS PARENTAL-ADVISORY STICKER 402 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:53,849 AND IGNORE IT. 403 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,069 WANT TO LISTEN? 404 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,201 [ TELEPHONE RINGS, BEEPS ] 405 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,029 HELLO? BOY: Hey, Girl. 406 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,379 OH, HEY. UH, HOLD ON. 407 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,859 LET ME GO IN THE OTHER ROOM. 408 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,601 IT'S THIS GUY I KNOW. 409 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,950 Yo, it's me.[ DOOR OPENS ] 410 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,647 [ PANTING ] 411 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:14,174 THE SMITHS' GERMAN SHEPHERD TOOK A RUN AT ME. 412 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,915 DON'T TELL MOM. SHE'LL HAVE HIM PUT DOWN. 413 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,570 Jessica: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 414 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,137 THIS WAS YOUR BIG DREAM? 415 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,879 TO MOVE DOWN HERE AND COPY THIS PLACE? 416 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,100 NO, MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS TO BUY A GOLDEN SADDLE FRANCHISE. 417 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,449 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET 418 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,843 WHEN YOU BUY A GOLDEN SADDLE FRANCHISE. 419 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:35,151 IT'S ALL COVERED IN THIS CONFIDENTIAL OPERATIONS MANUAL. 420 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,675 ALL THAT'S LEFT NOW IS TO SIGN THE PAPERWORK 421 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:41,766 AND COLLECT YOUR $50,000 FRANCHISE FEE. 422 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,247 OH! AND TO SIZE YOU FOR YOUR BELT BUCKLES! 423 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,554 OH. [ CHUCKLES ][ Chuckling ] YOU WANT YOUR BELT BUCKLES, MM! 424 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,685 UH, GREAT. 425 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,991 I'LL GIVE YOU $10,000 UP FRONT 426 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,166 AND PUT THE REST ON A PAYMENT PLAN. 427 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,602 NO, NO. I NEED THE WHOLE AMOUNT RIGHT NOW. 428 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,256 THE WHOLE AMOUNT? 429 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,563 [ Chuckling ] WELL, WHO HAS THAT KIND OF MONEY? 430 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,478 I GUESS THEYDO. 431 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,914 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 432 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,612 UH...I HAVE TO PEE. 433 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,179 YEAH! 434 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,920 [ SIGHS ] 435 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,661 GO PEE. [ Laughing ] I'M NOT GONNA STOP YOU FROM PEEING. 436 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,663 THIS IS AMERICA. YOU CAN PEE IF YOU WANT.[ LAUGHING ] 437 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,708 I'LL GO PEE. 438 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,493 YEAH. TAKE THAT BOOK WITH YOU. IT'S GOOD READING MATERIAL.OKAY. 439 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,451 IT IS GOOD READING MATERIAL. 440 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,931 I LIKE THAT GUY. 441 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,455 AND THEN I JUMPED OUT THE BATHROOM WINDOW. 442 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,241 I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY, 443 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,939 BUT I STILL HAD MY DREAM OF A BETTER LIFE FOR OUR FAMILY. 444 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,811 SO I TOOK WHAT I DID HAVE, 445 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,726 AND I OPENED A STEAKHOUSE OF MY OWN. 446 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,293 OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 447 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,860 BECAUSE I WAS ASHAMED. 448 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,255 I WANTED YOU TO THINK I WAS A VISIONARY. [ SIGHS ] 449 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,736 LOUIS...WHAT YOU DID WAS SMART. 450 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,391 JUST LIKE YOU WERE SMART 451 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,177 TO MOVE DOWN HERE AND OPEN UP YOUR OWN RESTAURANT 452 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,745 AND PICK THE PERFECT BILLBOARD LOCATION. 453 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,312 HMM. 454 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,140 YOU'RE A GOOD BUSINESSMAN. 455 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,970 AND I WOULD CHOOSE A GOOD BUSINESSMAN OVER A VISIONARY 456 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,232 ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. 457 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,281 BESIDES, YOU MADE IT YOUR OWN. 458 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,109 YOU ADDED A SALAD BAR, 459 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,894 YOU HAVE "WANTED" POSTERS FOR PEOPLE WHO BOUNCE CHECKS, 460 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,462 AND THE BEARS AREN'T EVEN THE SAME COLOR. 461 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,464 [ BELL JINGLING ]THANK YOU! 462 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:13,336 AND IT'S NOT LIKE GOLDEN SADDLE OWNS THE IDEA OF A STEAKHOUSE. 463 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,990 THEY DON'T. MNH-MNH. 464 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,557 IT'S LIKE, UH, SIZZLER'S JUST A CHEAPER KNOCKOFF OF BLACK ANGUS. 465 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,167 MM-HMM. AND BLACK ANGUS 466 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,082 IS JUST A CHEAPER KNOCKOFF OF RUTH'S CHRIS! 467 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,954 AND THEY ARE ALL JUST CHASING THAT MORTON'S RING. 468 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,130 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 469 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,567 Finnegan: I SEE YOU GOT MY MESSAGE. 470 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,569 HELLO, THIEF. 471 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,918 MRS. THIEF. 472 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:33,182 FINNEGAN. THIS IS JESSICA, MY WIFE. 473 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,270 [ Chuckling ] OH, WELL, WELL, WELL. 474 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,142 LOOK WHO HAS AN ASIAN FETISH, TOO. 475 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,100 I GUESS LOUIS COPIES EVERYTHINGI DO. 476 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,189 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 477 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,104 YOUR RESTAURANT'S BUSY. YOU OWN 10 FRANCHISES. 478 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,453 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 479 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,760 AND YOU ARE DOING WELL, WHICH I DON'T LIKE. 480 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,240 YOU'RE JUST UPSET 481 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,329 BECAUSE LOUIS DIDN'T PAY YOUR RIDICULOUS FRANCHISE FEE. 482 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,941 HE IS A SMARTER BUSINESSMAN THAN YOU ARE. 483 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:56,510 OH, YOU THINK SO? THEN HOW COME I STOLE HIS FAVORITE EMPLOYEE? 484 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,554 MITCHELL! 485 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,168 MITCH? 486 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,691 OH. UH, SORRY, GUYS. 487 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,388 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? WE WERE A FAMILY. 488 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,781 HE OFFERED TO DOUBLE MY SALARY. 489 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,043 BUT, I MEAN, IF YOU GUYS WANT TO DO THAT -- 490 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,479 GOODBYE FOREVER, MITCH. 491 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,698 Jessica: IF YOU THINK STEALING OUR EMPLOYEE 492 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,221 AND VANDALIZING OUR BILLBOARD 493 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,397 IS GONNA MAKE US BACK DOWN, YOU ARE WRONG. 494 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,833 YEAH, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 495 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,574 BECAUSE "SCARFACE" AND "MILLER'S CROSSING" 496 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,967 ARE COMING AT YA. 497 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,969 WAIT. IS THAT -- 498 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,232 IS THAT WHAT YOU TWO GUYS CALL EACH OTHER? 499 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,148 THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE 500 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:30,152 THAN A COUPLE OF LOUSY, NO-GOOD CINEPHILES. 501 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,806 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] 502 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,853 I MADE MYSELF A NEW PIN. 503 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,943 "USUALLY-THERE BEAR." 504 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,641 I HATE IT. 505 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,385 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 506 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,565 DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS SAY YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR SOMETHING? 507 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,306 YEAH, "WEEK," 508 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,830 AS IN I CAN EAT THIS STUFF FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT. 509 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,404 [ WATER RUNNING ]UH, ARE YOU OKAY? 510 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,188 [ WATER STOPS ]DON'T COME IN HERE! 511 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,537 WERE YOU RUNNING THE SHOWER? 512 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,322 I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, PLEASE! 513 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,975 [ WATER RUNS ] 514 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,325 [ SIGHS ] 515 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,761 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 516 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,416 [ SIGHS ] NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 517 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,679 NOPE. 518 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,550 [ DOOR CLOSES ][ WATER RUNS ] 519 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,552 SURE, MY DAD WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TOOK, 520 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,425 BUT THE TOUGH GUY IN MY FAMILY HAD ALWAYS BEEN MOMS. 521 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,253 GREAT IDEA, JESSICA. MM. 522 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,256 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO CLEVER, DO YOU? 523 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,822 I WANT THEM TO GET IT. 524 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,347 HMM. 525 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,785 I GUESS THIS WASN'T THE COUNTRY-CLUB NIGHT YOU IMAGINED. 526 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:41,615 ARE YOU KIDDING? WE STUCK IT TO A RICH GUY. 527 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,660 IT'S JUST LIKE "CADDYSHACK." 528 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,098 [ SIREN WAILING ] 529 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,448 RUN, JESSICA! RUN! 530 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,277 [ RATTLING ] 531 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,714 I AM SO SORRY WE'RE LATE. 532 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,890 I KNOW WE SAID WE'D BE HOME EARLIER. 533 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,413 WHAT HAPPENED? 534 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,459 DID THE SMITHS' DOG GO AFTER YOU, TOO? 535 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,376 YES. [ CHUCKLES ]THAT DOG NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN. 536 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,899 Eddie: MOM, IS THAT YOU? 537 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,467 ARE YOU HOME?! DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO HER! 538 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,643 WELL, E-EDDIE'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM WITH SOME STOMACH ISSUES. 539 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,948 OH, IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU. 540 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,298 MOM! 541 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,255 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TALKING TO HER! 542 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,518 DON'T TALK TO HER, OKAY? 543 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,304 [ SIGHS ] OH. THAT'S WHY HE ASKED TO BORROW MY OLD SPICE.OH. 544 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,522 NANTUCKET WIND. 545 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,524 WELL, I'M GONNA HEAD. 546 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,179 OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE BOYS.HMM. 547 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,182 OH, AND TELL EDDIE, UM, I LISTENED TO THIS. 548 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,532 IT'S GOOD. I'M KEEPING IT. 549 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,142 OKAY.[ CHUCKLES ] 550 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,492 THERE YOU GO. 551 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,190 [ BOTH SIGH ] 552 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,715 Eddie: MOM, DID SHE LEAVE? 553 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,674 HAS SHE LEFT? CAN YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE? 554 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,680 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 555 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,509 Nicole: HEY. 556 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,380 [ THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.'s "ONE MORE CHANCE" PLAYS ] 557 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:52,773 HEY. 558 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,557 ♪ UNH, WHAT? 559 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,342 ♪ THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT 560 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,910 ♪ OOH, YEAH-AH-AH 561 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,477 ♪ BAD BOY 562 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:05,220 ♪ ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE CHANCE ♪ 563 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,396 ♪ ONE MORE CHANCE 564 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,877 ♪ UNH ♪ I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOURSELF 565 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,009 ♪ I GOT THAT GOOD LOVE, GIRL, YOU DIDN'T KNOW? ♪ 566 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,534 ♪ UNH ♪ 'CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 567 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,492 [ SIGHS ] YES.