1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,038 Eddie: IT HAD BEEN A FEW MONTHS 2 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,373 SINCE WE MOVED FROM D.C. TO ORLANDO, 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,840 AND WE WERE ALL LOOKING FORWARD 4 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,309 TO MY MOM'S FAMILY COMING TO VISIT. 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,677 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. WELL, NOT ALL OF US. 6 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,579 YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW'S ONLY COMING TO GLOAT 7 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,214 ABOUT OUR RESTAURANT NOT BEING SUCCESSFUL. 8 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,982 LOUIS, THEY'RE FAMILY. 9 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,186 THEY'RE COMING TO GLOAT ABOUT ALL OF OUR MISFORTUNES -- 10 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,653 THE RESTAURANT, EDDIE. 11 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,323 GETTING AWAY FROM STEVE AND HIS STUPID STORE 12 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,392 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE PERKS OF MOVING HERE. 13 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,527 OKAY, WE GOT THE L-SHAPED SECTIONAL, 14 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,929 THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, THE DELUXE LOVE SEAT -- 15 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,264 IS THIS MAN BOTHERING YOU? 16 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,832 SAY THE WORD, AND I'LL CALL THE POLICE. 17 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,601 [ LAUGHS ] 18 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:34,835 [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S FUNNY. 19 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,004 UH, MR. AND MRS., UH, OBERG, 20 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,273 THIS IS MY BOSS-IN-LAW, STEVE. 21 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,675 [ CHUCKLES ] I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FINALIZE -- 22 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,244 GETTING US ALL SOME TWIZZLERS. 23 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,413 THERE WERE NO TWIZZLERS. 24 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,448 WE HAVE TWIZZLERS?! WHAT? NO. 25 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,450 [ SIGHS ] I THOUGHT THERE WERE TWIZZLERS. 26 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:50,551 [ SIGHS ] 27 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,520 AT LEAST WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY COMING, 28 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,955 STEVE CAN'T DRIVE HIS STUPID USED MIATA. 29 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,257 STEVE SAYS HIS MIATA IS NEW. 30 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,758 IT'S NOT NEW! IT'S USED! 31 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,794 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST -- I -- 32 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,231 NO, IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 33 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,767 MY SISTER CAN'T WAIT TO SEE US STRUGGLING IN THIS SWAMPLAND. 34 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,302 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 35 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,904 SHE CALLED ME YESTERDAY, AND SHE TOLD ME. 36 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:14,275 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR NEW HOME. 37 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,111 IT'S A LITTLE COZY, 38 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:21,215 BUT THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR MY DEAR SISTER. 39 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:24,652 THE WHOLE FAMILY'S SO PROUD OF YOU. 40 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:32,126 SHE'S JUST BITTER BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MOM'S FAVORITE. 41 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,461 THAT'S WHY SHE'S COMING. 42 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,596 SHE WANTS MOM TO SEE US STRUGGLING. 43 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,465 BUT THEY WILL BE IN FOR A SURPRISE 44 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:40,134 WHEN THEY SEE HOW WELL WE ARE DOING. 45 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,136 BUT WE'RE NOT. 46 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,837 YES, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. 47 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:47,107 I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE. 48 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,777 EW! GROSS! 49 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,245 I THINK IT'S GREAT 50 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,113 THAT YOU GUYS STILL HAVE PASSION IN YOUR MARRIAGE. 51 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,482 [ CHUCKLES ] 52 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,750 -- Captions by VITAC -- 53 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,118 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 54 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,620 * I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO * 55 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,922 * IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW * 56 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,357 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 57 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,859 * HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM * 58 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:06,994 * BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 59 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,163 * I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 60 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,466 MY RELATIVES WERE ON THEIR WAY, 61 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,335 BUT THE WAY MY PARENTS WERE ACTING, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 62 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,036 MARIAH CAREY WAS COMING TO VISIT. 63 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,138 I MEAN, A HOT, PRE-NICK CANNON, 64 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:21,309 "IN THE WASHINGTON WIZARDS DRESS" MARIAH CAREY. 65 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:25,112 THEY WERE PUTTING UP FAKE LEMON TREES ALL OVER THE HOUSE, 66 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,348 FANCYING UP THE BATHROOM... 67 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:33,387 ...BASICALLY DOING ANYTHING THEY COULD TO LOOK LIKE BALLERS. 68 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,523 Kennedy-Powell: ALL RIGHT, THE RECORD SHOULD REFLECT NOW 69 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,458 THAT THE DEFENDANT IS PRESENT WITH COUNSEL. 70 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,126 YOU MAY BE SEATED, IF YOU WISH. 71 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,295 Eddie: EVEN THOUGH MY PARENTS WERE TRIPPING, I WAS PSYCHED 72 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,397 BECAUSE MY FAVORITE COUSIN JUSTIN WAS COMING. 73 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,733 JUSTIN WAS ONLY SIX MONTHS OLDER THAN ME, 74 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,901 BUT HE WAS THE ONE WHO CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER. 75 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,504 YO. CHECK THIS OUT. 76 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,474 Dr. Dre: YOU ARE NOW ABOUT TO WITNESS 77 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,509 THE STRENGTH OF STREET KNOWLEDGE. 78 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,811 [ N.W.A's "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON" PLAYS ] 79 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,847 * STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER-- * 80 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,416 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 81 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,753 Eddie: FROM THAT MOMENT ON, I WAS A.W.O. -- 82 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,054 ASIAN WITH OBSESSION. 83 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,589 I COULDN'T WAIT TO SHOW JUSTIN 84 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,259 HOW DEEP MY HIP-HOP KNOWLEDGE HAD GOTTEN. 85 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,693 EVERYTHING HAD TO BE PERFECT 86 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,762 FOR WHEN I BUSTED OUT THE NEW 2PAC. 87 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,397 WHAT'S A 2-PACK? 88 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,099 IT'S NOT FOR YOU. YOUR BABY EARS AREN'T READY. 89 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,834 REMEMBER THE TIME A LADYBUG CRAWLED IN MY EAR? 90 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,937 EVAN, EMERY, GRANDMA CHU WILL BE STAYING IN YOUR ROOM. 91 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,239 YAY! GRANDMA PARTY! 92 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,940 YOU WON'T BE SLEEPING THERE. 93 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,276 AW. AW. 94 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,411 I HAVE MADE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS. 95 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,348 WHY CAN'T WE SLEEP ON THE COUCH? 96 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,949 BECAUSE THEN YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE WILL KNOW 97 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,518 WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BEDROOMS. 98 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,288 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] AND THEY MUST NEVER KNOW THAT. 99 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,789 OKAY, I JUST TALKED TO MITCH, 100 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,857 AND WE HAVE A GREAT PROMOTION SET FOR SATURDAY. 101 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,093 ALL THE BOOMIN' ONIONS YOU CAN EAT FOR 99 CENTS. 102 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:49,297 YES! CATTLEMAN'S WILL BE PACKED WHEN WE TAKE YOUR FAMILY THERE. 103 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,931 WON'T YOU LOSE MONEY? 104 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,267 WELL, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE 105 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,603 TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE MONEY THAT YOU DON'T SPEND. 106 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,204 [ CHUCKLES ] MM! 107 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,639 OKAY, HOUSE IS READY. 108 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,909 NOW IT'S OUR TURN. WE NEED A NEW LOOK. 109 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:06,747 WE NEED A LOOK THAT INSTANTLY SAYS..."SUCCESS." 110 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,283 LET ME EXPLAIN. 111 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,951 IN ADDITION TO FAKE LEMON TREES, 112 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,120 ANOTHER THING CHINESE PEOPLE DID TO SHOW PROSPERITY 113 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:14,622 WAS GET A PERM. 114 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,424 I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TO MY PEOPLE, 115 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,958 CURLS WERE LIKE DOLLAR SIGNS. 116 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,127 THESE SUCCESS PERMS WERE A GREAT IDEA. [ CHUCKLES ] 117 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,765 I FEEL LIKE A CURLY-HEADED LION SURVEYING MY KINGDOM. 118 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,468 THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING! 119 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,840 WE'RE READY. 120 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,676 [ CHUCKLES ] 121 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,111 OH! [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 122 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,548 CONNIE! 123 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,752 OH, YOUR BOOBS ARE SO BIG! 124 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,954 I KNOW. THEY'RE NEW. 125 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,956 I HAD TO GIVE UP JOGGING. 126 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,359 [ LAUGHS ] [ Chuckling ] OH, I CAN TELL. 127 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,994 OH! THEY ARE BIG. [ CHUCKLES ] 128 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,100 NIRVANA? 129 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,336 JUSTIN, YO, WHY YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 130 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,804 IT'S GRUNGE. 131 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,139 IT REFLECTS WHAT I FEEL ON THE INSIDE. 132 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,875 YOUR SHIRT LOOKS LIKE A PICNIC BLANKET. 133 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,477 THANK YOU. 134 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:12,279 WHERE'S STEVE? [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 135 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,449 [ MOTLEY CRUE'S "KICKSTART MY HEART" PLAYING ] [ HORN HONKING ] 136 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,551 HE DROVE SEPARATELY. 137 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:20,287 [ SQUEALING AND HONKING ] 138 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,390 HE DROVE SEPARATELY FOR 13 HOURS... MM. 139 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,825 ...JUST SO HE COULD BRING THAT STUPID CAR. 140 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,326 [ CHUCKLES ] 141 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:36,169 HE GOT A SUCCESS PERM, TOO. 142 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:39,006 I SEE THAT. I CAN SEE THAT. 143 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,643 DID SOMEBODY ORDER CHINESE?! [ CHUCKLES ] 144 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,717 OOH! FANCY PLACE. 145 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,885 HAVE I GOT THE "HUANG" HOUSE? 146 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,320 [ LAUGHS ] 147 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,489 THAT'S A GREAT JOKE, STEVE. OH, HI! 148 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,325 FUNNY EVERY TIME YOU TELL IT. [ LAUGHS ] 149 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,261 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] SWEET RIDE, UNCLE STEVE. 150 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,730 HEY, THANKS, EMERY. 151 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,433 IF YOU WORK HARD AND YOU'RE SMART LIKE ME, 152 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,735 SOME DAY YOU CAN HAVE A BRAND-NEW MIATA. 153 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,770 OR USED, BECAUSE IT'S USED. 154 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,705 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 155 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,276 YO. YOU WANT TO HELP ME WITH THIS? 156 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:20,080 I HAVE MY OWN BAGGAGE. EMOTIONAL. 157 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,084 SO, THE FURNITURE STORE IS DOING REALLY WELL, 158 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,252 AND I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT?" 159 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,287 YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, RIGHT? 160 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,256 AND NOW YOU ARE EQUIPPED WITH AIR BAGS. 161 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,659 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 162 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,463 SO, HOW WAS THE TRIP DOWN? 163 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:38,599 I KNOW MOM CAN BE SO CRITICAL OF YOUR DRIVING. 164 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,068 OH, SHE WAS COMPLAINING THE WHOLE TIME... 165 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,135 MM. 166 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,937 OH! AH-MA! 167 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,109 ...ABOUT YOU. WHAT?! 168 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,580 SHE'S BEEN FEELING A LITTLE ABANDONED, YOU KNOW? 169 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,082 BECAUSE YOU ABANDONED HER. 170 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,083 CONNIE! 171 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:59,119 [ SPEAKS CHINESE ] 172 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,321 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT HER FAVORITE ANYMORE. 173 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,723 GUESS WHO IS. 174 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:06,126 ARE YOU THINKING? ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHO IS? 175 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,160 CONNIE! 176 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,697 COMING, AH-MA. 177 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,800 AND THAT'S MY LAZY SUSAN, 178 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,568 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WE GET LAZY. 179 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,136 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 180 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,572 [ PAGER BEEPS ] OH, THAT'S MY, UH, PAGER. [ CHUCKLES ] 181 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,274 WE'RE OPENING A SECOND STORE. BUSINESS, RIGHT? 182 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,410 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] TELL ME ABOUT IT. 183 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,278 MY RESTAURANT IS SO SUCCESSFUL, 184 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,448 I HAD TO PUT IN A DEDICATED FAX LINE. 185 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,618 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 186 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,620 IT SEEMS KIND OF QUIET NOW, LOUIS. 187 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,955 IT'S IN RECHARGE MODE. TIRED. 188 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,524 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 189 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,292 ALL RIGHT, DAD, IT'S ALL SET UP. 190 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,962 I BROUGHT ALONG MY INTERNET COMPUTER. 191 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,431 I NEED TO CHECK ON MY STORE'S WEBPAGE. 192 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,199 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 193 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,971 [ MODEM DIALING ] 194 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,873 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 195 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,877 [ MODEM CONNECTING ] 196 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,217 [ SNIFFS ] 197 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,522 [ SNIFFS ] 198 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,294 HMM. 199 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,529 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 200 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,964 YEAH, GO, GO. GO TO THE BATHROOM. 201 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,498 WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME. 202 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,135 Ito: ALL RIGHT, DEPUTY JEX, 203 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,171 WOULD YOU JUST TAKE A STEP BACK, PLEASE? 204 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,975 THIS IS PEOPLE'S 164-A? IS THAT THE RIGHT-HAND GLOVE? 205 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:32,012 Darden: ...SEEMS TO BE HAVING A PROBLEM PUTTING THE GLOVE ON HIS HAND. 206 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:35,048 [ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ] Ito: SUSTAINED. 207 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,894 THE REAL JUICE IS LOOSE. 208 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,232 MOM, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA? YOU MUST BE SO TIRED. Darden: CAN WE ASK HIM TO STRAIGHTEN HIS FINGERS... 209 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,101 [ TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES ] 210 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,936 I HAVE GREEN, OOLONG [Louder] CHRYSANTHEMUM, SLEEPYTIME! 211 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,605 Ito: HE APPEARS TO HAVE PULLED THE GLOVES ON, COUNSEL. 212 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,372 Eddie: SOMETHING WAS UP WITH MY COUSIN, 213 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,842 BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, I KNEW WHAT WOULD SNAP HIM OUT OF IT. 214 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,443 I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD START WITH THE OLD STUFF 215 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,912 AND WORK FORWARD. 216 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,115 ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A RAP PARTY? 217 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,617 I'M M.C. HAMMER! 218 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,721 GET OUT! 219 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,455 COME ON. LET'S GO. [ DOOR CLOSES ] 220 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,858 SORRY ABOUT THAT. KIDS. 221 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,293 I'M THINKING OF MOVING TO SEATTLE. 222 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:23,463 OR WE COULD JUST START WITH THIS. 223 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:27,968 OH, I-I'M NOT INTO 2PAC ANYMORE. HE'S JUST A LITTLE IMMATURE. 224 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,972 YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME REAL GROWN-UP MUSIC? 225 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:37,911 [ LIVE'S "LIGHTNING CRASHES" PLAYS ] * THE ANGEL OPENS HER EYES * 226 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,283 * PALE-BLUE-COLORED IRIS * 227 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,285 * PRESENTS THE CIRCLE * [ Chuckling ] OH, IT'S SO GOOD. 228 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,454 * AND PUTS THE GLORY OUT TO HIDE * THIS WOMAN'S TERRIBLE. 229 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,322 * HIDE * 230 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,559 MOM WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 231 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,962 AW. THAT'S TOO BAD. 232 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,731 THANKS FOR LETTING ME AND STEVE STAY IN YOUR BEDROOM. 233 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,634 IT'S CUTE. LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE SHOE. 234 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,670 YOU ARE LOVING THIS, AREN'T YOU? 235 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,805 NOT AT ALL, BUT IF YOU WANT, 236 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,107 I CAN PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU WITH MOM 237 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,275 DURING OUR EVENING CHAT. 238 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,511 WE PUT ON OUR SLIPPERS AND TALK ABOUT THE FAMILY. 239 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,113 WE CALL IT SLIPPER TALK. 240 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,082 OKAY, FINE. 241 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,950 YOU MAY BE MOM'S NEW FAVORITE, 242 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,786 BUT I'M GOING TO WIN HER BACK 243 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,821 BY USING WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT TO HER. 244 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,856 "WHEEL OF FORTUNE"? A GOOD BARGAIN. 245 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:26,026 YOU MAY BE LIVING YOUR FANCY LIFESTYLE 246 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,095 WITH YOUR TA-TAS AND YOUR MIATAS, 247 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,298 BUT WHAT MOM CARES ABOUT MOST IS STRETCHING A DOLLAR. 248 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,766 OH, LITTLE SISTER. 249 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,201 JUST BECAUSE STEVE AND I ARE CUSHY 250 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:37,004 DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SNIFF OUT A GOOD DEAL. 251 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,473 DESIGNER LUGGAGE -- 75% OFF. 252 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:43,944 WHEN I TOLD MOM, SHE ALMOST SMILED. 253 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,714 WELL, WAIT TILL I SHOW HER THESE SILK THROW PILLOWS. 254 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,282 90% OFF FROM A CONDEMNED HOSPITAL. 255 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,019 WHY DON'T WE GO SHOPPING, SEE WHO CAN FIND A BETTER DEAL? 256 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,054 WELL, LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE HOLE -- 257 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,956 TAMMY'S FASHION HOLE, WHERE THEY HAVE 258 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,625 AN UNPRECEDENTED SELECTION OF ONLY LEFT SHOES. 259 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,560 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 260 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,696 THAT'S MY PREFERRED DISCOUNT SHOE. 261 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,732 Grandma Chu: CONNIE! 262 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,666 COMING, AH-MA! 263 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,238 [ MODEM CONNECTING CONTINUES ] 264 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,006 [ SIGHS ] 265 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,848 CONNIE AND MY MOM HAVE SLIPPER TALK. 266 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,750 STEVE HAS A FANCY NOISE BOX. 267 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,085 YEAH, IT'S CALLED CONNIE. [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] 268 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,754 WE NEED TO STEP UP OUR GAME. 269 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,856 DON'T WORRY, BABY. WE GOT THIS. 270 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,759 SO, WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING, 271 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,927 I HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY HOW EXCITED I AM 272 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,729 TO SHOW YOU CATTLEMAN'S RANCH TOMORROW. 273 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:36,930 IT'S GONNA BE A FULL HOUSE. 274 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,665 WELL, WHY WAIT TO SEE THIS RESTAURANT 275 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,833 I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT? 276 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,870 I MADE A RESERVATION FOR TONIGHT. 277 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,272 OH, WELL, I DON'T THINK THE RESTAURANT 278 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,174 CAN ACCOMMODATE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. [ CHUCKLES ] 279 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,542 OH, NO, NOT A PROBLEM. THE MANAGER WAS REALLY NICE. 280 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,879 HE SAID THERE WERE PLENTY OF TABLES. 281 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,614 [ CHUCKLES ] OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 282 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,949 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] OH. 283 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,785 HOWDY. CATTLEMAN'S RANCH. 284 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,087 MITCH, HOW MANY TABLES ARE BOOKED FOR TONIGHT? 285 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,955 UH, LET'S SEE. OH, JUST ONE. 286 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,891 OOH, BUT IT'S A BIG PARTY OF 10. 287 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,893 OKAY, WELL, THERE'S A CHANGE OF PLANS. 288 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,795 ME AND MY FAMILY ARE COMING IN TONIGHT. 289 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,931 I need you to fill up the restaurant any way you can. 290 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,599 WELL, I GOT THAT BIG PARTY OF 10 COMING IN. 291 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,601 NO, WE'RE THE BIG PARTY OF 10! 292 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,136 YOU AND ME? 293 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,305 ME AND MY FAMILY ARE THE BIG PARTY OF 10!! 294 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,044 Steve: LET'S GO. EVERYBODY IN. DINNER'S ON UNCLE LOUIS TONIGHT. 295 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,613 DO YOU LIKE MY OUTFIT, MOM? I GOT A GREAT DEAL. 296 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,581 HALF OFF ON ALL SPORT SEPARATES. 297 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,750 MOM, YOU LIKE MY JACKET? 298 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,920 IT WAS 60%, AND IT GLOWS IN THE DARK, 299 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,356 SO I SAVE MONEY ON ELECTRICITY, TOO. 300 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,093 [ LAUGHS ] OH, HEY, BOSS MAN. 301 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,662 I SEE YOU'VE DROPPED BY FOR A LITTLE IMPROMPTU DINNER 302 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,432 WITH THE KINFOLK. WHAT'S GOING ON? I TOLD YOU TO PACK THE PLACE. 303 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,901 YEAH, BUT I DID THE BEST I COULD. YOU GAVE ME VERY LITTLE TIME. 304 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,303 LOOK, THOSE ARE MY EX-ROOMMATES, GWENDOLYN AND FRITZ -- 305 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,939 THEY JUST CAME FROM THE RENAISSANCE FAIR -- 306 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,241 HECTOR AND NANCY -- THEY'RE POSING AS CUSTOMERS -- 307 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,577 AND CHARLENE IS THE DATE THAT I'M CURRENTLY ON. 308 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,112 THIS ISN'T ENOUGH PEOPLE! 309 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,982 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. WE GOT THAT PARTY OF 10 COMING IN. 310 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,183 HEY. 311 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,152 LIGHT CROWD TONIGHT, HUH, LOUIS? 312 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,186 [ CHUCKLES ] 313 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,288 WELL, THIS IS JUST THE AWKWARD TIME 314 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,357 BETWEEN OLD PEOPLE DINNER AND REGULAR DINNER, SO... 315 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,591 [ CHUCKLES ] 316 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,961 TO THE KING! [ LAUGHS ] 317 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,965 ARE YOU WEARING A WHOLE NEW OUTFIT? 318 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,033 I BOUGHT SO MANY AFFORDABLE ITEMS TODAY, 319 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,835 I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE. 320 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,871 MOM, THIS SKI SUIT WAS 80% OFF, 321 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,805 AND IT CAME WITH ONE POLE. 322 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,707 TENNIS, MOTHER? 323 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,476 85% OFF. 324 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,946 ADVANTAGE -- CONNIE. 325 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,516 SO, IS, UH, ANYONE GONNA TAKE OUR ORDER. 326 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,818 UH... 327 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,293 WELCOME TO CATTLEMAN'S RANCH. 328 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,961 CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? 329 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,397 [ HECTOR CLEARS THROAT ] 330 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,899 AREN'T YOU A CUSTOMER? 331 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,302 SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOU. 332 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,970 DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS? 333 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,305 UH, NOT ANYMORE. 334 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,673 I MEAN, IT'S NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT 335 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,375 ON A FIRST DATE, BUT FOR SOME REASON, 336 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,244 I FEEL LIKE I CAN REALLY OPEN UP TO YOU. 337 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,979 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] OH, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 338 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,647 HOWDY. CATTLEMAN'S RANCH. 339 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,083 YES, WE DO DO TO-GO ORDERS. 340 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,653 WHAT'S THE NAME? OKAY, ORENTHAL... 341 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,588 J... 342 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,090 SAMPSON. 343 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,892 OKAY. 344 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,594 [ SIGHS ] 345 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,564 THIS ROLL IS STUPID. 346 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,433 DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BUMMER? 347 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,835 WHAT CAN I SAY? I GREW UP. 348 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,737 NO, YOU'RE PLAYED OUT, 349 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,173 LISTENING TO THAT SAD, WHITE-LADY MUSIC. 350 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,776 WHATEVER. YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE THE EMOTION OF GRUNGE. 351 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,211 YOU STILL GOT BABY EARS. 352 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,915 EXCUSE ME! DO YOU ACCEPT GRAIN AS PAYMENT? 353 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,985 LOOK, MOM. SOMEONE DIED IN THIS. 354 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,790 YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE A CUSTOMER. 355 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,092 UH, WELL [CHUCKLES] 356 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,426 YOU KNOW, WHAT WE LIKE TO DO 357 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,796 IS LET THE FINICKY DINERS DO THE -- 358 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,599 UH, JESSICA, HELP ME OUT HERE. 359 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,868 OH, YES, WELL, UH -- 360 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,870 SORRY, I WASN'T LISTENING. WHAT ARE WE DOING? 361 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,772 I HAVE NO IDEA. SO, A-AM I A WAITRESS AGAIN, 362 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,940 OR AM I STILL PRETENDING TO BE A CUSTOMER, 363 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,541 OR AM I -- OR -- 364 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,243 WHOOPS. [ CHUCKLES ] 365 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,779 I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT IT'S AMAZING 366 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,382 THAT I'VE LASTED THIS LONG, RIGHT? 367 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,916 [ JESSICA SIGHS ] 368 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,220 OKAY, FINE. 369 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,391 THE TRUTH IS, CATTLEMAN'S HAS GOT OFF TO A SHAKY START. 370 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,458 I KNEW IT! 371 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,294 YOUR FAX MACHINE WASN'T TIRED, IT WAS BORED. 372 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,996 HEY, CONNIE, YOU MISSED IT. 373 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,630 THEY FINALLY ADMITTED THEY'RE FAILING. 374 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,132 OH, I HEARD. 375 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,101 THAT'S MY TIGER SHIRT! 376 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,935 YOU STOLE IT FROM MY BAG! 377 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:40,073 NO, I FOUND IT. 100% OFF. 378 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,275 [ SPEAKS CHINESE ] 379 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,643 THANKS, MOM. 380 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,448 HEY, BOSS MAN, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU THIS OR NOT, 381 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:52,152 BUT I THINK THAT TABLE OF 10 IS A NO-SHOW, SO... 382 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,659 LAST NIGHT WAS A DISASTER. 383 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,762 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THIS ROOM. 384 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,766 NOW, THAT IS A SUCCESS PERM. 385 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,536 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SO TIRED. 386 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:13,673 NOBODY COULD HAVE SLEPT WORSE THAN WE DID. MM. 387 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,978 SO, IS ANYBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT AUNT CONNIE'S BOOBS? 388 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:22,015 AAH! SHE HEARD ME! 389 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,117 I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME SUGAR. 390 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,353 WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING IN HERE? 391 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,555 THEY'RE THERE BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BEDROOMS. 392 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,023 ARE YOU HAPPY? 393 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,859 CATTLEMAN'S RANCH IS NOT DOING WELL, OUR HOUSE IS SMALL, 394 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,827 AND YOU'RE MOM'S FAVORITE -- YOU WIN. 395 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,029 JESSICA. 396 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,131 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 397 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:41,534 BUT YOU'LL GET USED TO BEING MOM'S LEAST FAVORITE DAUGHTER. 398 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,735 I DID. 399 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,072 IT WAS NOT SO BAD FOR YOU. 400 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,973 THE ONLY PICTURES SHE HAD IN HER WALLET 401 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,641 WERE OF YOU AND KURT RUSSELL. 402 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,378 YOU SAW INSIDE HER WALLET? I DIDN'T THINK IT OPENED. 403 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,546 [ CHUCKLES ] I HAVE TO SAY -- 404 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:57,417 I NEVER KNEW BEING THE FAVORITE WAS SO HARD. 405 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,653 IT TAKES A LOT OF PATIENCE. I KNOW. 406 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,921 WHEN YOU WATCH "WHEEL," 407 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,690 DOES SHE STILL YELL AT THE TV SCREEN 408 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,259 WHEN SOMEONE BUYS A VOWEL? 409 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,329 Together: "VOWELS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY!" 410 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,264 [ BOTH LAUGH ] JOSEPHINE'S MISSING! 411 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,332 WHO? 412 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,934 MY MIATA! SOMEONE SNATCHED JOSIE! 413 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,869 WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT?! 414 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,438 AAH!! 415 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,108 YEAH, OFFICER, YOU NEED TO HAVE ALL UNITS LOOKING FOR MY CAR. 416 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,544 IT'S A BRAND-NEW 1995 MIATA. 417 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:28,348 SIR, YOU SAID THE COLOR OF YOUR CAR IS BRITISH-RACING GREEN? YES. 418 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,783 THEY DISCONTINUED BRITISH-RACING GREEN IN THE '95 MODEL. 419 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,920 The last year the BRG was available was in the '93. 420 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,056 IT'S USED! I KNEW IT! [ LAUGHS ] 421 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,925 GUESS THAT ALARM WAS FAKE, TOO. 422 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,293 "WHOOP-WHOOP" MY ASS! 423 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,463 NO, NO, NO. I-I-I-I GOT A SPECIAL EDITION -- 424 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,432 SIR, I'VE GOT TWO PASSIONS IN LIFE -- 425 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,101 LAW ENFORCEMENT AND JAPANESE SPORTS COUPES. 426 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,602 THAT'S RIGHT. 427 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,572 I, TOO, AM A PROUD GAY MAN AND MIATA ENTHUSIAST. 428 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,107 Oh, here we go. 429 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,609 SAYS A REPO ORDER WAS ISSUED FOR THAT CAR. 430 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,346 Apparently the owner is way behind in payments. 431 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,885 STEVE? 432 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,289 OKAY, SO I TOOK OUT A FEW LOANS TO PAY BACK SOME OTHER LOANS. 433 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,125 WE'RE IN DEBT, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? 434 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,961 I THOUGHT WE WERE CUSHY. We are cushy! 435 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,930 We're just a little low on cashola! 436 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,098 ARE WE POOR?! 437 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,767 ARE THEY GONNA TAKE AWAY MY STUFF?! 438 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,269 I LIKE MY STUFF! 439 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,937 [ CRYING ] YO. 440 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,274 Well, probably should have hung up already, 441 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,142 but I didn't, so I heard all that. 442 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,510 I'LL MAIL YOU SOME LITERATURE 443 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,279 ABOUT THE MIATA QUEENS OF ORLANDO. 444 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,781 WE MEET EVERY OTHER MONTH, BUT WHATEVER. 445 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,616 You'll read about it. [ SIGHS ] 446 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,652 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 447 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,956 WHAT'S GOING ON? 448 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,325 THESE TWO WERE FAST ASLEEP 449 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,327 IN THE BACKSEAT OF A MIATA I REPO'd. 450 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,663 Evan: IT WAS MORE COMFORTABLE THAN THE PANTRY. 451 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,166 UH, OF COURSE! 452 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,169 MY BOYS I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT AND KNEW WERE GONE! 453 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,005 THANK YOU FOR NOT REPO'ing MY CHILDREN. 454 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,341 NO PROBLEM. COMES WITH THE JOB. MM. 455 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,476 AS WELL AS DIBS ON ANYTHING WE FIND IN THE CARS. 456 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,677 MM. 457 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,190 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 458 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,592 HELLO, JUICE. 459 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,230 YOU KNOW, FOR THE RECORD, 460 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,298 THAT DEALER TOLD ME THAT MIATA WAS NEW. 461 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,300 WELL, PEOPLE LIE. 462 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,968 SOMETIMES EVEN TO THEMSELVES. 463 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,471 [ CHUCKLES ] HEY, DON'T WORRY, OKAY? 464 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,506 I WON'T TELL THE FAMILY ABOUT ANY OF THIS. 465 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,141 I KNOW BUSINESS HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS. 466 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,976 YOU'LL GET BACK ON YOUR FEET. 467 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,211 I APPRECIATE IT, LOUIS. 468 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,979 YOU KNOW... 469 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,514 I GOT TO SAY [SIGHS] 470 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,083 IT'D BE A LOT EASIER IF I STILL HAD MY BEST SALESMAN. 471 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,485 [ CHUCKLES ] 472 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,220 HEY, IF YOU EVER NEED ANY ADVICE, 473 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,655 JUST GIVE ME A CALL, OKAY? 474 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,156 JUST NOT ON MY DEDICATED FAX LINE 475 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,391 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST FOR FAXES. 476 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,261 [ CHUCKLES ] OH. 477 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,429 THERE WE GO. [ CHUCKLES ] 478 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,931 SORRY I GOT A LITTLE UPSET BEFORE. 479 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,601 GUESS I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE EMOTION OF THE MOMENT. 480 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,935 REALLY? 481 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,171 'CAUSE TO ME IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE STRAIGHT-UP CRYING. 482 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,440 BUT MAYBE MY BABY EARS DIDN'T HEAR IT RIGHT. 483 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:10,109 YOU GUYS WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME 2PAC? 484 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,045 REALLY? WE CAN LISTEN WITH YOU? MM. 485 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,181 I'LL GO GET SOME SUNNY D AND RAISINS. 486 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,785 I'LL GET OUR TOOTHBRUSHES FOR AFTER. 487 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:22,455 WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS SWAMPLAND. 488 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,291 WELL, NOTHING'S STOPPING YOU. 489 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:28,127 BY THE WAY, YOUR HAIR LOOKS TERRIBLE. 490 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,963 AND YOUR BOOBS ARE WAY TOO BIG. 491 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,035 HAVE A SAFE DRIVE, MOM. 492 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,305 [ SPEAKS CHINESE ] 493 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,308 WELL, SHE'S COMING AROUND. 494 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,947 CONNIE! COMING, AH-MA. 495 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,224 WE ALL TOOK SOMETHING AWAY FROM THAT TRIP, EXCEPT GRANDMA, 496 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,360 WHO SET SOMETHING LOOSE. 497 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,131 AND IN THE PROCESS, WE LEARNED THAT JUST LIKE O.J... 498 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,334 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] ...PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM. 499 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,237 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WE WON. 500 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,572 YES, WE DID. 501 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,907 WE FINALLY PROVED STEVE'S MIATA WAS USED. 502 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,142 [ CHUCKLES ] 503 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,345 AND WE ARE ALWAYS HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 504 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,246 WE ARE THE MORE SUCCESSFUL COUPLE. 505 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,782 YOU REALIZE WE'RE SWIMMING IN DEBT, TOO. 506 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:27,620 YES, BUT WE'RE SWIMMING TOGETHER. 507 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,955 AW, MAN! EW! 508 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,790 COME ON! THAT ONE WAS GROSS.