1 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,040 Eddie: ORLANDO, 1995. 2 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:08,176 JUST AS GLAMOROUS AS IT SOUNDS. 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,478 MY DAD MOVED OUR FAMILY THERE FROM D.C. 4 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,346 SO HE COULD OPEN HIS OWN RESTAURANT, 5 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,548 BUT BUSINESS WASN'T GOING QUITE THE WAY HE PLANNED -- 6 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:18,086 HE PLANNED TO HAVE CUSTOMERS, AND HE DIDN'T. 7 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,154 MOMS WAS WORRIED, TOO, ABOUT MONEY 8 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,190 AND ABOUT FITTING IN WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD WOMEN. 9 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,358 SO, "MELROSE PLACE" 10 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:27,428 IS ABOUT PROSTITUTES WHO ARE MAD AT EACH OTHER. 11 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,596 Yes. 12 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,732 THE ONE PERSON WHO NEVER SEEMED TO WORRY 13 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,334 WAS MY YOUNGER BROTHER EMERY. 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,002 HE BLENDED IN LIKE A CHAMELEON. 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,505 MY FAVORITE MOVIE'S "GREMLINS." 16 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,408 AND GRANDMA AND EVAN WERE JUST HANGING OUT, SQUISHING BUGS. 17 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,878 AND THAT'S ME, YOUR BOY EDDIE HUANG, 18 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:48,149 STILL STRAIGHT STRUGGLING TO FIT IN AT MY NEW SCHOOL. 19 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:53,787 [ GRUNTS ] DUDE, ARE THOSE NURSE'S SHOES? 20 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,290 YEAH, THEY'RE YOUR MOM'S. 21 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,559 MY MOM DOES HAPPEN TO BE A NURSE, 22 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,228 AND SHE HELPS SICK PEOPLE GET BETTER. 23 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,529 CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYBODY 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,198 THE NEW CHINESE KID WEARS NURSE'S SHOES. 25 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,267 WALTER'S NOT WEARING JORDANS, EITHER! 26 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,302 HE DOESN'T NEED TO -- HE'S BLACK. 27 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,404 THAT'S LIKE BUILT-IN JORDANS. 28 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,542 THIS SCHOOL'S RIDICULOUS. THEY WERE JERKS, BUT REMEMBER, 29 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,444 THIS WAS 1995, BEFORE THE INTERNET. 30 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,746 I COULDN'T JUST SEARCH "ASIAN KIDS WHO LIKE HIP-HOP." 31 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,914 I HAD TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO FIT IN 32 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,251 OR BE STUCK EATING LUNCH WITH THE JANITOR AND HIS KITE. 33 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:27,121 I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T CALL IT A SEASONAL FRUIT SALAD 34 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:29,790 IF IT'S NOTHING BUT MELONS. 35 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,592 -- Captions by VITAC -- 36 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,060 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 37 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,895 * I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO * 38 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,964 * IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW * 39 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,566 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 40 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,734 * HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM * 41 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:41,902 * BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 42 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,871 * I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 43 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,842 MY FAMOUS TUNA SALAD. 44 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,010 All: MMM! 45 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,679 MAC AND CHEESE WITH BACON BITS. 46 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:54,848 OOH! STINKY TOFU. 47 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,116 HMM. 48 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,486 THAT'S EXOTIC. HMM. 49 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,791 HOW IS THIS FULLER THAN BEFORE? 50 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,827 AREN'T YOU GONNA TRY SOME? OH! NO. 51 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,296 BUT I ADMIRE YOU FOR MAKING IT. 52 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,431 IT'S THAT ENTERPRISING SPIRIT 53 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,666 THAT MADE TAIWAN A WORLD POWER IN LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL. 54 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,602 I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT CHINA IN COLLEGE. 55 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,136 [ CHUCKLES ] 56 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,840 YOU GUYS, I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS YEAR'S BLOCK PARTY. 57 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:22,976 [ GIGGLES ] I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT OUR KARAOKE NUMBER. OH! 58 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,878 WHAT'S THE PARTY FOR? 59 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,780 All: THE DAYTONA 500. 60 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,282 WHAT'S THE DAYTONA 500? 61 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,351 WE WATCH CARS RACE AROUND SPEEDWAYS 200 TIMES, 62 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,486 STOPPING ONLY FOR FUEL OR ENGINE MAINTENANCE, 63 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,987 AND ALTHOUGH THE ULTIMATE CUP WINNER 64 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,656 IS DECIDED BY AN ELABORATE POINTS SYSTEM, 65 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,858 INDIVIDUAL RACE WINNERS CAN STILL CELEBRATE 66 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,228 BY GETTING A GRANDFATHER CLOCK OR DRINKING A GLASS OF MILK. 67 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,163 CAVEAT -- DRINKING MILK ISN'T SPECIFICALLY NASCAR, 68 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,132 BUT AUTO RACING IN GENERAL. [ CHUCKLES ] MM. 69 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,735 DO YOU HAVE ANY ASPIRIN? 70 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:53,507 [ LOUIS LAUGHS ] HEY, THERE, NEIGHBOR! 71 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,708 HELLO, NEIGHBOR. [ LAUGHS ] 72 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:55,909 I'M LOUIS. I'M MARVIN. 73 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,411 HELLO. THIS IS HONEY. 74 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,079 HELLO. [ CHUCKLES ] HI! [ CHUCKLES ] 75 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,814 WE JUST GOT BACK FROM A MONTH IN THE KEYS. 76 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,250 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL 77 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,084 YOU TOOK YOUR DAUGHTER ON SUCH A NICE VACATION! 78 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,853 YOUR DAD IS A GOOD MAN. 79 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,888 LISTEN TO HIM. STAY IN SCHOOL. 80 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,023 SHE'S MY WIFE. OF COURSE SHE'S YOUR WIFE. 81 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,392 SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU AT ALL. 82 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,494 [ LAUGHS ] 83 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,695 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 84 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,565 YIKES. 85 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,001 OH, NO. 86 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,570 YOU'RE READING STEPHEN KING. WHAT'S WRONG? 87 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,873 I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THESE NEIGHBORHOOD WOMEN. 88 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,377 I MISS MY FRIENDS BACK IN D.C. 89 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,744 WE HAD SUCH PLEASANT TALKS. 90 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,813 [ ALL SCREAMING IN CHINESE ] 91 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,719 I GUESS I'M JUST LONELY. 92 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,754 [ SPEAKING CHINESE ] 93 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,261 YOU'LL MAKE NEW FRIENDS. IT JUST TAKE TIME. 94 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,696 AND STOP READING THAT BOOK. 95 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,464 THOSE STORIES ALWAYS GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES. 96 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:51,899 YOU KNOW WHAT GIVES ME NIGHTMARES? 97 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,267 OUR BANK ACCOUNT. 98 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:56,670 STEPHEN KING SHOULD PUBLISH MY CHECKBOOK. 99 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,207 MOM, CAN I GET THE NEW AIR JORDANS? 100 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,609 WH-- WHY NOT? 101 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:02,943 THEY DON'T COST THAT MUCH. 102 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,645 MY SNEAKERS AREN'T FINE. 103 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,747 YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING! GOD! 104 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,282 WH-- 105 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,318 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WHEN HE WANTS A CAR. 106 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,220 AND THERE'S A POINT SYSTEM, 107 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,588 AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS WITH A CLOCK, 108 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,256 AND THEN THE WINNER DRINKS MILK. 109 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,725 I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. 110 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,327 OKAY, THIS BLOCK PARTY IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY 111 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,928 FOR US TO NETWORK AND PROMOTE THE RESTAURANT. 112 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,229 WHEN IS IT? I DON'T KNOW. 113 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,064 THERE'S A PARTY-PLANNING MEETING TONIGHT. 114 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,666 I SENT REPRESENTATIVES. 115 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,636 LOOK, ALICE, I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, 116 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,671 BUT WHY NOT A PETTING ZOO? 117 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,306 WE NEED TO SHOW PEOPLE 118 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,241 THAT CATTLEMAN'S RANCH HAS GREAT FOOD, YOU KNOW? 119 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,744 WE GOT TO GENERATE A BUZZ TO BRING IN THE CUSTOMERS. 120 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,513 I'LL GET A MEAT SMOKER. WE'LL GIVE OUT STEAK AND RIBS. 121 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,914 NO, ARE YOU CRAZY? 122 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,116 WE CANNOT AFFORD TO JUST GIVE AWAY FOOD! 123 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,185 THE RESTAURANT'S NOT MAKING ANY MONEY. 124 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,954 WE CAN BARELY PAY OUR BILLS. 125 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,656 JESSICA, IT'S IMPORTANT 126 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,991 TO PROJECT THE IMAGE YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEE. 127 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,760 IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL, 128 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,028 YOU HAVE TO PROJECT SUCCESS. 129 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,830 THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED TO DO. 130 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,466 I WANTED TO CHANGE THE WAY THE KIDS AT SCHOOL SAW ME, 131 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,133 SO I TURNED TO THE ONE PERSON 132 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,869 WHO COULD GUIDE ME THROUGH THIS -- 133 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,304 OL' DIRTY BASTARD. 134 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,743 [ "SHIMMY SHIMMY YA" PLAYS ] 135 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,949 * OOH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 136 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,452 * YEAH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 137 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:21,154 * OOH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 138 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,857 * YEAH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 139 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:27,294 * SHIMMY, SHIMMY YA, SHIMMY YAM, SHIMMY YAY * 140 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,162 * GIMME THE MIKE SO I CAN TAKE IT AWAY * 141 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:32,165 * OFF ON A NATURAL CHARGE, BON VOYAGE * 142 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,635 * YEAH, FROM THE HOME OF THE DODGERS, BROOKLYN SQUAD * 143 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,970 * WU-TANG KILLER BEES ON THE SWARM * 144 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,873 THAT'S IT -- A HOT GIRL WAS THE ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOL. 145 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,542 EVEN IF I COULDN'T HAVE JORDANS, 146 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,377 IF I HAD A FINE SHORTY ON MY ARM -- 147 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,178 PSSS -- WOULDN'T MATTER. 148 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,415 THANKS, O.D.B.! 149 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,683 [ DOOR CLOSES ] Honey: BE RIGHT BACK! TAKING OUT THE TRASH! 150 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,994 * SHIMMY, SHIMMY YA, SHIMMY YAM, SHIMMY YAY * 151 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,497 * GIMME THE MIKE SO I CAN TAKE IT AWAY * 152 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,066 * OFF ON A NATURAL CHARGE, BON VOYAGE * 153 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,068 * YEAH, FROM THE HOME OF THE DODGERS, BROOKLYN SQUAD * 154 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,004 * WU-TANG KILLER BEES ON THE SWARM * 155 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,006 * RAIN ON YA COLLEGE DISCO DORM * 156 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,208 * FOR YOU TO EVEN TOUCH MY SKILL * 157 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:18,211 * YOU GOTTA PUT THE ONE KILLER BEE, AND HE AIN'T GONNA KILL * 158 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:21,048 * NOW CHOP THAT DOWN, PASS IT ALL AROUND * 159 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,282 Jessica: EDDIE! 160 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,784 THAT'S VERY EXPENSIVE! 161 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,853 IF YOU WANT TO WASTE SOMETHING, YOU WASTE WATER! 162 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,354 DO NOT THROW JUICE! 163 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,189 MOM, GET OUT OF MY FANTASY. 164 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,892 JESSICA, WATER DOESN'T PROJECT SUCCESS. 165 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,226 CAPRI SUN DOES. 166 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,929 AS DOES CATTLEMAN'S RANCH RIBS -- 167 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,965 GREAT PORK AT A FAIR PRICE. 168 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,033 COME ON, FLY GIRLS. TRY A RIB. TELL A FRIEND. 169 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,935 THIS IS NOT FREE, OKAY? HERE WE GO. 170 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,472 I AM GOING TO CHARGE YOU ALL. * SHIMMY, SHIMMY, YA 171 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,644 DAD SAW AN OPPORTUNITY 172 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,613 TO PROMOTE OUR RESTAURANT AT THE NASCAR PARTY. 173 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,448 HE JUST NEEDED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL NASCAR WAS FIRST. 174 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:58,151 HELLO. UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY NASCAR VIDEOS? 175 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,787 CAR OR TRUCK, CUP SERIES OR BUSCH, 176 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,054 SHORT TRACK OR ROAD RACE? 177 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,289 I... 178 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,492 UH, WHICH ONE IS THE MILK? 179 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,094 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 180 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,397 COME ON. LET'S GO WALK PAST THE ADULT SECTION 181 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,799 AND TRY TO SEE INSIDE. 182 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,734 I THOUGHT THOSE WERE THE WESTERNS. 183 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,103 ONLY THE SEXY ONES. 184 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:21,775 THEY DIE AND LEAVE THEIR WIVES THEIR MONEY. 185 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:24,444 "DOLORES CLAIBORNE." 186 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,180 SOMETIMES, THEY'RE DRIVING HOME 187 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,916 FROM THEIR MISTRESS'S APARTMENT, 188 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,619 AND THEIR BRAKES SUDDENLY FAIL. 189 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,454 AN ACCIDENT, DOLORES... AN ACCIDENT, DOLORES... 190 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:37,290 ...CAN BE AN UNHAPPY WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND. Both: ...CAN BE AN UNHAPPY WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND. 191 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,760 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 192 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,496 MY HUSBAND DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I WATCH STEPHEN KING MOVIES. 193 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,832 HE THINKS I GET SCARED. THAT'S THE BEST PART. 194 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,366 IT'S MY FAVORITE PART. [ CHUCKLES ] 195 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,135 I'M HONEY. 196 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,703 MY HUSBAND, MARVIN, AND I ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS. 197 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,205 OH, I'M JESSICA. IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 198 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,341 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 199 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,778 * SO YOU WANNA BE A GANGSTER, ALL THAT... * 200 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,881 * SMOKE ANY... DON'T EVEN TRIP * 201 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:04,051 * YOU BE HARD AS HELL, TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT * 202 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,787 * PUNK SUCKERS WANNA FRONT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG? 203 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,757 * 'CAUSE YOU A GANGSTA, NOTHIN' MORE, NOTHIN' LESS * 204 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,361 I'M SO HUNGOVER. WHAT? 205 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,397 HEY, GIRL, HOW YOU LIVIN'? 206 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,734 I'M FINE. 207 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,803 UH, HI. [ CHUCKLES ] I'M HONEY. 208 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,205 YEAH, YOU ARE. EDDIE, STOP ACTING WEIRD. 209 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,174 GO TO THE BATHROOM. WE'RE LEAVING SOON. 210 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,543 A'IGHT, MAMA. A'IGHT. 211 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,245 [ SIGHS ] 212 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,581 HE SEEMS NICE. [ CHUCKLES ] 213 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,182 WHAT WAS THAT? 214 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,050 PHASE ONE OF MY PLAN. 215 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,052 I NEED THE GUYS FROM SCHOOL TO SEE ME WITH HER. 216 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,354 NO ONE'S GONNA CARE I'M NOT WEARING JORDANS AFTER THAT. 217 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:44,057 BUT SHE'S, LIKE, A WOMAN. 218 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,392 EXACTLY! 219 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,860 A FINE-ASS WOMAN LIKE THAT 220 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,096 LEANING ON ME LIKE IN RAP VIDEOS, 221 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,831 THAT'LL GET ME MAD RESPECT, SON. 222 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,766 AND THESE SKITTLES 223 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,202 ARE COMPLIMENTS OF THAT GENTLEMAN OVER THERE. 224 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,872 GO ON, GIRL! TASTE THE RAINBOW! 225 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,676 Louis: YOU KNOW WHO WIN EVERY RACE? 226 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,745 THE ADVERTISING COMPANIES. 227 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,847 [ SCOFFS ] LITTLE DEBBIE. 228 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,249 I KNEW A DEBBIE ONCE, BUT SHE WAS NOT LITTLE. 229 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,952 [ CHUCKLES ] SHE WENT BY "BIG DEB." 230 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,054 I'M GOING OVER TO HONEY'S. 231 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,289 I THINK I FOUND A FRIEND I ACTUALLY LIKE. 232 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,259 OH, GOOD. THAT'S GREAT. I TOLD YOU -- IT JUST TAKE TIME. 233 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,194 YO, MOMS, YOU SEE HONEY, 234 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,731 ASK HER HOW THOSE SKITTLES TREATED HER. 235 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,198 WHY ARE YOU GIVING WOMEN CANDY? 236 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,367 'CAUSE THEY SO SWEET. 237 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,236 GO TO YOUR ROOM. 238 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,972 A'IGHT, PAPA. A'IGHT. 239 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,308 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] [ SPEAKS CHINESE ] 240 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,947 HMM. 241 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,448 [ WOMAN SCREAMING ] 242 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,987 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WIFE'S PROBLEM IS. 243 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,757 IF MY HUSBAND HAD A BIG HOUSE LIKE JACK NICHOLSON, 244 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,625 HE COULD PUT AN AXE IN ANY DOOR HE WANTS TO. 245 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,160 WHY? 246 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,963 BECAUSE WE HAVE 500 OTHER DOORS AND A MAZE. 247 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,931 [ LAUGHS ] MM-HMM. 248 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:01,434 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE ACTUALLY EATING MY FOOD. 249 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,136 THIS IS DELICIOUS. 250 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,572 YOU KNOW WHO'S GONNA LOVE THIS? NICOLE. 251 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,641 OH, THAT'S MARVIN'S DAUGHTER. SHE'S MY STEPDAUGHTER. 252 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,342 OH, THAT'S NICE. 253 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,079 SHE'S NOT EVEN YOUR REAL DAUGHTER, AND YOU LOVE HER. 254 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,747 [ BANGING ON DOOR ] OH. OH, MY GOD. [ LAUGHS ] 255 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,015 THAT SCARED ME. 256 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,018 HELLO. 257 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,153 MAY I SPEAK TO MY WIFE? 258 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,955 LOOK, LOUIS, 259 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,758 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME WATCHING STEPHEN KING MOVIES, 260 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,994 BUT THIS WAS ON-- NO, IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S HONEY. 261 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,762 ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD WOMEN HATE HER. 262 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,831 WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE! WHO TELL YOU THAT? 263 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,032 EVAN. 264 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,101 IT'S TRUE. 265 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,269 THEY HATE HER BECAUSE SHE RUINED SARAH'S LIFE. 266 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,006 WHO'S SARAH? MARVIN'S FIRST WIFE. 267 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,274 HONEY SPLIT THEM UP. WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? 268 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,976 THE PARTY-PLANNING MEETING. 269 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,945 Evan: "SARAH CAME HOME EARLY ONE DAY 270 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,646 AND FOUND THEM ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR." 271 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,816 "THE FLOOR THAT SARAH JUST CLEANED." 272 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,283 "NO!" 273 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,019 "YES, GIRL." "YES." 274 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,656 THEN CAROL-JOAN GAVE US A PREVIEW OF THE KARAOKE NUMBER. 275 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,891 NOT GREAT. 276 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,694 ALL RIGHT, SO THEY HATE HER. SO WHAT? 277 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:04,364 SHE IS THE FIRST PERSON I HAVE MET HERE WHO I ACTUALLY LIKE. 278 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,466 WELL, IF THEY FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH HONEY, 279 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,335 THEY COULD TURN AGAINST YOU AND THE RESTAURANT. 280 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,971 THEY BOYCOTTED REBECCA MILLER'S NAIL SALON 281 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,574 BECAUSE SHE COPIED MARY JO'S JENNIFER ANISTON HAIRCUT. 282 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,576 YOU KNOW, THE RACHEL. 283 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,079 OH, MY SWEET BOY, THAT'S A LOT OF NAMES. 284 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,981 LOOK, JESSICA, 285 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,383 YOU KNOW MORE THAN ANYONE HOW MUCH WE'RE STRUGGLING. 286 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,818 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE PEOPLE 287 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,920 ANY REASON TO AVOID OUR BUSINESS. 288 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,024 OKAY. [ SIGHS ] YOU ARE RIGHT. 289 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,526 IT IS NOT WORTH RISKING THE FUTURE OF THE RESTAURANT 290 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,163 FOR SOMEBODY WHO I HAVE JUST MET. EXACTLY. 291 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,231 PICK ANY OTHER WOMAN TO BE FRIENDS WITH. 292 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,734 SWING A CAT, HIT A WHITE WOMAN, BE FRIENDS WITH HER. 293 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,669 BECAUSE OUR NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY 294 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,238 SHOULD BE THE RESTAURANT SUCCEEDING, AND -- 295 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,907 [ SCREAMING ] AAH! 296 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:50,443 OH, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I SAW A GHOST IN THE WINDOW, 297 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,846 BUT THERE WAS NOT A GHOST. 298 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,783 I AM FINE. AND NO MORE STEPHEN KING MOVIES! 299 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,923 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 300 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:08,128 YOU KNOW, LIKE OUR FAVORITE SPORT, NASCAR, 301 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,731 WHY NOT SPEED OVER TO CATTLEMAN'S RANCH 302 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,801 FOR GREAT TASTES AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE? 303 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,036 I-I'M JUST KIDDING. DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT. 304 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,905 BUT STILL, COME. [ CHUCKLES ] 305 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,207 ALL RIGHT, WHEN I SAY RIB EYE, YOU SAY STEAK! 306 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,742 RIB EYE! Woman: STEAK! 307 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,444 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HAVING FUN! 308 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,313 Evan: WELCOME! 309 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,148 FOOD GOES ON THE PICNIC TABLE, 310 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,518 WHICH IS OVER THERE WHERE THE PETTING ZOO SHOULD HAVE BEEN. 311 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,592 Louis: WHY AREN'T YOU HANDING OUT COUPONS? 312 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,329 WHO YOU LOOKING FOR? HONEY. 313 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,797 I MEAN, A HONEY. 314 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,265 A HONEY WOMAN. 315 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,000 HAND OUT THE COUPONS, MAN. 316 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,104 HEY, THIS IS SIMONE AND BIANCA. 317 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,605 HEY. HI. 318 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,107 YOU HAVE TWO DATES? 319 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,976 OH, IT'S COOL. WE'RE SUPPORTIVE OF EACH OTHER. 320 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,611 YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE AN ISSUE, BUT THERE'S NOT. 321 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,322 NEED ANY HELP WITH THAT? 322 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,859 NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! 323 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,794 NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. NOPE, NOPE. 324 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,364 HEY! I JUST FINISHED GETTING THE HOUSE READY FOR NICOLE. 325 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,832 IT'S OUR WEEKEND WITH HER. [ CHUCKLES ] 326 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,667 WAS LOUIS MAD ABOUT THE STEPHEN KING -- 327 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:25,305 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO GO. A WASP FLEW INTO MY MOUTH. 328 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,311 OH, HEY, TRENT. 329 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,846 CHECK THIS OUT. 330 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,818 YO. COUPON FOR ONE FREE HUG? 331 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,021 SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ] I'M ALL LOTION-Y. 332 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,391 YOU KNOW, I'M ALL ABOUT THAT. Trent: DISSED! 333 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,127 MAYBE YOU COULD BORROW SOME OF HER LOTION FOR THAT BURN. 334 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,161 [ SIGHS ] 335 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:55,035 She's cutting equally sized pieces because of communism. 336 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,736 Oh. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JESSICA? 337 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,872 BECAUSE OF THE COMMUNISM IN YOUR COUNTRY? 338 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,740 OR I'M JUST CUTTING CAKE. 339 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,576 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, WE HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS. 340 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,379 WE WANT YOU TO SING THE KARAOKE NUMBER WITH US. 341 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,048 YOU DO? All: MM-HMM! 342 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,682 SAMANTHA'S OUT. HER MOTHER DIED. 343 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,751 HERE. LYRICS FOR YOU. 344 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,555 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME CATTLEMAN'S RANCH RIBS? 345 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,891 OOH! YOU KNOW, TUESDAY IS LADIES NIGHT. 346 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:21,561 WE HAVE OUR SPECIAL -- MELROSE PLATES...OF STEAK. 347 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,196 [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,998 HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 349 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,134 See? This was the right move. [ Laughs ] It's good. 350 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,605 YOU KNOW, I BET YOU IT'D BE REAL EASY 351 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,675 TO SABOTAGE ONE OF THOSE CARS. 352 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,710 YEAH. ADD THE HIP. 353 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,347 OOH! ARE YOU GUYS DOING A SONG TOGETHER? 354 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,515 WE WERE GOING TO -- YES, WE ARE. 355 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,750 WE'D INVITE YOU TO JOIN, 356 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,252 BUT IT'S MORE OF A FIVE-PERSON NUMBER. 357 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,519 YOU UNDERSTAND. 358 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,355 WOW. [ CHUCKLES ] 359 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,790 WAY TO MAKE A GIRL FEEL LIKE CARRIE AT THE PROM, HUH? 360 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,493 [ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ] I DON'T GET IT. DO YOU GET IT? 361 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,998 NO, I DON'T GET IT. 362 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,802 [ HONEY CHUCKLES ] 363 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,574 I HEARD SHE GAVE BURT REYNOLDS A TUG AND TUMBLE 364 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,243 WHEN THEY WERE DOWN HERE FILMING "COP AND A HALF." 365 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,981 CARE TO DANCE? [ CHUCKLES ] 366 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,083 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY FEELING UP TO IT. 367 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,850 OH, COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. 368 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,159 [ CHUCKLES ] PERFECT. 369 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,294 I GUESS EVERYONE THINKS 370 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,662 I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE SOME... 371 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,098 HOME-WRECKING STRIPPER. 372 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,433 [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,135 Emery: TROUBLE WITH THE LADIES? 374 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,906 DUDE, WHY IS THIS SO HARD? 375 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,409 'CAUSE REAL LIFE ISN'T A RAP VIDEO, EDDIE. 376 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,278 BOYS, DON'T JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER. NETWORK. 377 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,448 HEY, I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE, 378 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,183 BUT DON'T LET YOUR MOM SEE. 379 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,852 LOOK, EDDIE, LOVE IS TRICKY. 380 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:56,023 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE? I'M TALKING ABOUT WOMEN. 381 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,158 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE YOU NEVER BEEN IN LOVE. 382 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,660 ME? I LOVE LOVE. 383 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,196 IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING GOES IN SLOW MOTION 384 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,165 AND YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR HEART. 385 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,301 IT'S A GOOD PAIN -- THE PAIN OF CUPID'S ARROW. 386 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,936 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOMAN LOVES US? 387 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,271 MOM. 388 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,273 LOVE IS FOR MOMS. 389 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,841 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY. 390 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,045 I KNOW I SHOULD WAIT 30 MINUTES AFTER I EAT 391 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,346 BEFORE I GO IN THE POOL, 392 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,780 BUT HEY, THEN I'D NEVER GO IN THE POOL. 393 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,949 Deidre: HEY, EVERYONE! 394 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,317 THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 395 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,286 AS YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR, THE GIRLS AND I 396 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,521 LIKE TO DO A LITTLE KARAOKE NUMBER FOR Y'ALL 397 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,990 WHEN THERE'S A LULL IN THE RACING ACTION. 398 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,627 [ SPEAKS CHINESE ] AND THIS YEAR, 399 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:39,632 WE HAVE CHOSEN A SONG BY A GROUP CALLED EN VOGUE. 400 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,835 NO, IT WAS NOT A UNANIMOUS DECISION, BUT I HOPE THE PERSON AMONG US... 401 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:46,206 SHE'S EATING MY FOOD. ...REALIZES THEIR MISTAKE, BECAUSE PRIDE IS SUCH A -- 402 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,641 UH...OH. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. 403 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,145 IN CHINESE CULTURE, THIS IS A WELCOME SPEECH, OR JIANGHUà. 404 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,746 SHUT UP, DEIDRE. 405 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:58,985 I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO MY FRIEND, 406 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,553 HONEY. 407 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,190 [ BRAKES SQUEALING ] 408 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,858 OUR FRIENDSHIP MIGHT BE OFF TO A ROCKY START, 409 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,695 BUT JUST LIKE THE HAUNTED '58 PLYMOUTH 410 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,064 IN THE CLASSIC STEPHEN KING NOVEL "CHRISTINE," 411 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,466 YOU CAN'T KILL IT. 412 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,738 * IF I 413 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,475 * SHOULD STAY 414 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:28,615 * I WOULD ONLY BE IN 415 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:34,053 * YOUR WA-A-A-Y 416 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:38,291 * SO I'LL GO 417 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,026 * BUT I KNOW YOUR WIFE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 418 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,262 IS SHE A PROFESSIONAL? 419 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:46,899 * I WOULD ONLY BE IN UH, NO, BUT SHE SOMETIMES SINGS AT OUR RESTAURANT. 420 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,602 * YOUR WA-A-A-Y UH, THE ADDRESS IS ON THE BACK. 421 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,803 [ CHUCKLES ] OH. 422 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,406 * WA-A-A-A-Y 423 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,944 * AND I-I-I-I-I 424 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:03,216 * WILL ALWAYS LOVE YO-O-O-O-O-U * 425 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:09,589 * I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YO-O-O-O-U * 426 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,459 I DIDN'T KNOW ASIANS LIKED KARAOKE. 427 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,228 * YOU THAT'S MY WIFE. [ CHUCKLES ] 428 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,264 * MY DARLING YOU THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL. [ CHUCKLES ] 429 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,466 SHE'S PERFORMING AT CATTLEMAN'S RANCH. 430 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,434 * OH, OH 431 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,937 * AND I -- THIS IS NOT A DUET. 432 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,139 OKAY, YEAH. 433 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:30,310 * WILL ALWAYS LOVE YO-O-O-O-U * 434 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,711 * I... 435 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,185 SO, WHICH KID IS IT? 436 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,652 WHAT? 437 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,854 WHICH KID DO YOU WANT TO SEE US TOGETHER? 438 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,825 THIS ISN'T MY FIRST RODEO. 439 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,827 [ BOYS TALKING INDISTINCTLY ] 440 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,597 AH. 441 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,931 SO, WHAT DO YOU NEED? 442 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,900 CHEEK KISS, HAND HOLD? 443 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,103 SENSUAL HUG? 444 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,939 FULL BODY, THREE SECONDS, CHEST TO CHEST? 445 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,375 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU GOT IT. 446 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,143 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 447 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,112 YOUR MOM'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 448 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,647 COME ON. 449 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,983 OKAY. 450 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,319 ARE THEY WATCHING? 451 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,824 MM! 452 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,161 * SO YOU WANNA BE A GANGSTA 453 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,733 Butt grab. 454 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,235 OH! OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 455 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,169 AND WE GOT IT. OKAY. 456 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,207 [ "SHIMMY SHIMMY YA" PLAYS ] 457 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,476 Eddie: I'D NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THAN AT THAT MOMENT, 458 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,212 WHICH IS WHY I DIDN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT COMING. 459 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,748 * OOH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 460 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,384 * YEAH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 461 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,986 * OOH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 462 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,189 * YEAH, BABY, I LIKE IT RAW 463 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,492 * SHIMMY, SHIMMY, YA SHIMMY YAM, SHIMMY YAY * 464 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,827 * GIMME THE MIKE SO I CAN TAKE IT AWAY * 465 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,564 * OFF ON A NATURAL CHARGE, BON VOYAGE * 466 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,333 * YEAH, FROM THE HOME OF THE DODGERS, BROOKLYN SQUAD * 467 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,702 * WU-TANG KILLER BEES ON THE SWARM * 468 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,671 * RAIN ON YA COLLEGE DISCO DORM * 469 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,039 * FOR YOU TO EVEN TOUCH MY SKILL * 470 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:10,443 * YOU GOTTA PUT THE ONE KILLER BEE, AND HE AIN'T GONNA KILL * 471 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,845 * NOW CHOP THAT DOWN, PASS IT ALL AROUND * 472 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,947 * LYRICS GET HARD, QUICK CEMENT TO THE GROUND * 473 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,049 * FOR ANY EMCEE IN ANY 52 STATES * 474 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,418 * I GETS PSYCHO 475 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,188 [ GASPS ] HI, NICOLE! 476 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,291 HEY, SLUT. HI, DADDY. 477 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,625 Marvin: HI, SWEETHEART! 478 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,560 IN THAT INSTANT, 479 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,629 I KNEW WHAT MY BROTHER EMERY HAD BEEN TALKING ABOUT -- 480 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,898 THE PAIN OF CUPID'S ARROW. 481 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,966 WATCH OUT! AAH. 482 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,435 OR A LAWN DART. 483 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,703 IT SLIPPED. 484 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,137 Jessica: EDDIE! 485 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,072 EDDIE, WHAT DID YOU DO?! 486 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,240 Eddie: ME?! 487 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,376 I HAVE A DART IN MY BACK. 488 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,612 SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE! 489 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,715 THERE'S A HOSPITAL RIGHT NEAR CATTLEMAN'S RANCH! 490 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,821 THE BLOCK PARTY 491 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,789 TURNED OUT TO BE A GREAT THING FOR OUR FAMILY. 492 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,491 MY DAD WAS HAPPY THAT WE RAISED INTEREST IN THE RESTAURANT... 493 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,893 YOU WERE AWESOME TODAY. OH, THANK YOU. 494 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,229 AND YOU WERE... 495 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,464 ALSO THERE. 496 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,798 [ CHUCKLES ] 497 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,169 ...MY MOM MADE HER FIRST FRIEND IN ORLANDO... 498 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,771 [ CHUCKLES ] 499 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,846 ...AND EVEN THOUGH I WAS ALMOST KILLED BY A LAWN DART, 500 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,482 I WAS HAPPY 'CAUSE I MET HER. 501 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,820 YO, I WAS MAD IN LOVE.