1 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:05,239 Eddie: AS A KID, THERE ARE THINGS THAT TERRIFY YOU. 2 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:06,474 PARENTS, THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,309 WE KNOW YOU'RE VERY BUSY, BUT WE FELT 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,811 WE NEEDED TO BRING THIS MATTER TO YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,682 THIS MAN HAS BEEN SEEN IN THE AREA 6 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,084 HANDING OUT DRUGS TO CHILDREN 7 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,851 AND TELLING THEM THEY'RE STICKERS. 8 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,187 [ PARENTS MURMURING ] 9 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,655 THE CHILDREN THEN PROCEED TO LICK THE STICKERS 10 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,991 AND ARE THEN ON DRUGS. [ MURMURING ESCALATES ] 11 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,327 WE ARE WORKING CLOSELY WITH LOCAL AUTHORITIES, 12 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,362 BUT WE ALSO WANTED TO MAKE YOU AWARE 13 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,998 SO ANY ADDITIONAL PRECAUTIONS COULD BE TAKEN. 14 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,001 YES, YOU IN BACK. 15 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,370 WHEN DO REPORT CARDS COME OUT? 16 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:40,108 IN MY FAMILY, THAT'S WHAT TERRIFIED US. 17 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,176 -- Captions by VITAC -- 18 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,544 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 19 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,213 * I'M GETTIN' MINE EVERYWHERE I GO * 20 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,348 * IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOMEY, NOW YOU KNOW * 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,016 * FRESH OFF THE BOAT 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,252 * HOMEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM * 23 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,620 * BUT I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' 24 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,523 * I'M FRESH OFF THE BOAT 25 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,359 MY MOM WAS SINGING AT THE RESTAURANT 26 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,927 BECAUSE MY DAD THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP BUSINESS. 27 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:04,132 * A BEAUTIFUL FACE WITHOUT A NAME * 28 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,700 * FOR SO LONG 29 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:10,204 * A BEAUTIFUL SMILE TO HIDE THE PAIN * WELL, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 30 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,540 MARRIED 45 YEARS. 31 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,907 I CAN'T IMAGINE IT. 32 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,744 * DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY -- * 33 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,212 HEY, NANCY! 34 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,880 THAT COUPON IS EXPIRED. 35 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,715 YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE DATE. 36 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,218 LITERALLY, I CAN'T IMAGINE IT. 37 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,786 HOW'D SHE SEE THAT? 38 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,455 Jessica: I SEE EVERYTHING. 39 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:32,726 * 'CAUSE YOU ARE THE WI-I-I-ND BENEATH MY -- * 40 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,230 OKAY, JUST ONE SPRIG OF PARSLEY PER PLATE, PLEASE. 41 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,899 IT IS A GARNISH, NOT A SALAD. 42 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:39,933 * MY -- 43 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,435 OKAY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 44 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,305 UH, THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL, THE INCREDIBLE SINGING LADY. 45 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,506 [ APPLAUSE ] THERE WE GO. 46 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,241 OKAY. [ Laughing ] OKAY, OKAY. 47 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,009 SHE'S SOMETHING ELSE. OKAY. 48 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,312 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 49 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,247 THE RESTAURANT HAS BEEN OPEN ALMOST A MONTH, 50 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,982 AND WE HAVE BEEN LOSING MONEY EVERY DAY. 51 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,750 WE HAVE TO TIGHTEN UP AROUND HERE, 52 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,252 OR WE WILL NEVER TURN A PROFIT. 53 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,621 IS THAT WHY YOU CLOG HALF THE PEPPER HOLES? 54 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,290 OH, LOOK AT THAT GUY, 55 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,759 SHAKING AWAY OUR PROFITS LIKE HE'S A PEPPER MONSTER. 56 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,495 LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA HELP WITH THE RESTAURANT, 57 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:08,929 WE NEED TO GET ON THE SAME PAGE, 58 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,431 AND MY PAGE SAYS 59 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,033 THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS. 60 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,602 I'VE ALWAYS -- SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? 61 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:19,307 MITCH, DID YOU JUST TAKE A CROUTON FROM THE SALAD BAR? 62 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,210 ARE YOU SAYING I DID NOT HEAR A CRUNCH? 63 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,479 YOU ARE TRYING TO DISSOLVE THE CROUTON. 64 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,281 UH, MITCH, WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE 65 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,317 IF ANY OF THE SERVERS NEED HELP, OKAY? 66 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,818 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 67 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,323 OH, HELL, NO. 68 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,159 * YEAH 69 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,195 Eddie: YOU WAITING FOR YOUR REPORT CARD? 70 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,631 Dave: YEAH, AND A BIRTHDAY CARD FROM MY DAD. 71 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,799 IF IT'S WITHIN THREE WEEKS OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, 72 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,000 THEN IT STILL COUNTS. 73 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,337 I'VE GOT A FORGERY KIT IN MY ROOM. 74 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,405 I'M GONNA USE IT TO CHANGE ALL MY C's TO B's 75 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,806 BEFORE MY MOM COMES HOME. 76 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,375 SWEET. YEAH. 77 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,544 I'M NOT MAKING THE SAME ROOKIE MISTAKE I MADE LAST YEAR. 78 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,680 Jessica: PUT YOUR GYM CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 79 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,715 OKAY, I WILL. LOVE YOU! 80 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,018 YOU LOVE ME? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? 81 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,086 THERE'S NOTHING IN MY BACKPACK. 82 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,421 OH, I KNOW. 83 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,860 B-MINUS! 84 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,497 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE FOR ME? 85 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,165 Mailman: BUDDY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 86 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,201 I WOULD LEAD WITH THE CARD. I'M ROOTING FOR YOU. 87 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,205 YOU READY? YEAH. 88 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,412 YES! YES! 89 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,714 MOM! WE GOT REPORT CARDS! 90 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,317 OH. OKAY. 91 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,020 WHAT IS THIS? 92 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,522 OUR SCHOOL DOESN'T GIVE OUT GRADES. 93 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,358 IT FOSTERS UNHEALTHY COMPETITION. 94 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:48,061 PLUS/MINUS RAINBOW? ONE LEPRECHAUN? 95 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,030 TWO CLOUDS -- THAT SEEMS BAD. 96 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,532 NO, CLOUDS ARE GOOD. 97 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,767 CLOUDS ARE RAIN. WHAT ARE YOU, A FARMER? 98 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,607 [ SNOOP DOGG'S "WHO AM I (WHAT'S MY NAME)?" PLAYS ] 99 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,375 * THE DOGG POUND'S IN THE HOUSE * 100 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,376 * THE BOMB 101 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,412 * EE-YI-YI, YI-YI-YI 102 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:08,081 * THE DOGG POUND'S IN THE HOUSE * 103 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:11,819 * SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 104 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,387 * THE BOMB 105 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,555 * SNOOP DOGGY -- [ BUTTON CLICKS, MUSIC STOPS ] 106 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,324 [ GRANDMA SPEAKS CHINESE ] 107 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,258 DOMINO! STRAIGHT A's, MOMS! 108 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,893 THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT MOVING HERE 109 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,396 IS I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO DISTRACTIONS. 110 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,664 THAT'S WHY I GOT ALL -- 111 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,733 GRANDMA, WHAT DOES FONZIE SAY? 112 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,602 "A"! ...S. 113 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,742 SCHOOL IS TOO EASY. 114 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,577 Eddie: JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE WON THE GAME, 115 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,579 THIS TRICK DONE CHANGED THE RULES. 116 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,147 EDDIE, DON'T CALL YOUR MOTHER A TRICK. 117 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,416 YOU NEED TO MAKE SCHOOL MORE CHALLENGING, 118 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,485 OR ELSE MY SON WILL FALL BEHIND. 119 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,286 I'M SORRY. THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO 120 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,521 ABOUT A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT. 121 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:48,856 WELL, IS THERE EXTRA SCHOOL? 122 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,091 WHERE IS THE CLOSEST CLC? 123 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,694 OH, NO. 124 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,095 WHAT'S CLC? 125 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,766 CHINESE LEARNING CENTER -- AN AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAM 126 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:03,771 FOR READING, MATH, SCIENCE, AND VIOLIN. 127 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,307 [ VIOLIN PLAYING ] 128 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,610 LOOK AT THEM, THE INNOCENCE. 129 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,612 I COULDN'T HEAR THEM THROUGH THE REINFORCED GLASS, 130 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:15,182 BUT I IMAGINED IT WAS THE SOUND OF CHILDHOOD. 131 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,785 ENJOY YOUR STICK, WHITE FRIENDS. 132 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,821 I'M SORRY. WE DON'T HAVE A CHINESE LEARNING CENTER HERE. 133 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,155 YES! 134 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,358 BUT WE DO HAVE AN AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAM 135 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,693 CALLED ANIMAL ENCOUNTERS 136 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,294 WHERE WE BRING IN FARM ANIMALS 137 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,829 FOR THE CHILDREN TO PLAY WITH. 138 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,433 IN FACT, I HAVE A BABY CHICK IN MY LAP RIGHT NOW. 139 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,136 [ CHICK CHIRPING ] 140 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,440 PLEASE PUT YOUR LAP CHICKEN AWAY. 141 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,510 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE PEOPLE. 142 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:46,046 IT'S LIKE SUCCESS IS NOT IMPORTANT TO THEM. 143 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,816 TO SPENCER AND HIS FOUR C's. 144 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:49,983 [ GLASSES CLINK ] 145 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,084 UNH-UNH! 146 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,353 NANCY, NO WASTING NAPKINS. 147 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,223 UH, BUT THE LADY AT TABLE SIX ASKED FOR IT. 148 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,525 SHE ORDERED A SALAD. 149 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:58,992 SHE DOES NOT NEED AN EXTRA NAPKIN. 150 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,027 [ SIGHS ] 151 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,730 My hands are tied. 152 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,534 JESSICA, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 153 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,602 IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE. 154 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,270 FIRST, AN EMPLOYEE POPS A CROUTON. 155 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,873 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY ARE WHEELING OVENS OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 156 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,575 SAME WITH THE CUSTOMER. 157 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:15,943 FIRST, THEY GET EXTRA NAPKIN. 158 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,245 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY RUN OUT ON THE BILL. 159 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:19,580 SAME WITH THE BOYS. 160 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,682 FIRST, THEY HAVE BABY CHICKENS IN THEIR LAP. 161 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,418 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY ARE HOMELESS! 162 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:30,591 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T OFFER CLC HERE 163 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,260 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T PROVIDE IT FOR THE BOYS. 164 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,528 WELL, I'M NOT A TEACHER. 165 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:37,130 NO, BUT YOU ARE VERY SMART. 166 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,632 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER MET 167 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,367 A "WHEEL OF FORTUNE" PUZZLE YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT? 168 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,102 I ALWAYS GUESS THEM. MM-HMM. 169 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:45,105 I MEAN, YOU'RE WAY SMARTER THAN THE TEACHERS THEY HAD AT CLC. 170 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,774 SOME OF THEM WERE NOT IMPRESSIVE. 171 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,808 MNH-MNH. 172 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,309 OH, NEVER MIND. 173 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,711 YOU CAN'T TEACH THE BOYS CLC. 174 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,546 I MEAN, WHAT WOULD I DO AT THE RESTAURANT? 175 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,981 YOU ARE SO VALUABLE HERE. 176 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,716 I REALLY AM. YEAH. 177 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,419 BUT WE DO HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS. 178 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,689 OUR BOYS DID GET STRAIGHT A's. 179 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:09,963 Dave: OH, HEY, MAN. 180 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,599 LOOK WHAT MY MOM GOT ME FOR MY STRAIGHT C's. 181 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,900 YOU WANT TO PLAY? 182 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,102 DOES THE YELLOW MAN LIKE DUMPLINGS? 183 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,237 WE DO, WE DO. SORRY. 184 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,405 I PUT YOU IN AN AWKWARD SPOT. 185 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,240 LET ME GO GET MY BREAKAWAY PANTS 186 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,610 SO I CAN RIP THEM OFF. 187 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,445 [ GRUNTS ] 188 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,114 WE'RE DOING CLC. 189 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,616 BUT THERE AREN'T ANY IN ORLANDO. 190 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:31,118 THERE IS NOW -- HOMESCHOOL CLC. 191 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,921 I WILL BE YOUR TEACHER. 192 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,465 TIME. 193 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,536 [ BASKETBALL DRIBBLING ] 194 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,008 EDDIE, FOCUS! 195 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,978 [ SIGHS ] OKAY, I NEED TO START MAKING DINNER. 196 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:02,115 EVAN, YOU MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE DOES THEIR CLC. 197 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,384 OKAY, TEACHER MOMMY. 198 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,686 [ PEN CLATTERS ] YOU'RE LOVING THIS. 199 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:08,055 TEACHER'S PET AND MAMA'S BOY. 200 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,990 I'M WRITING YOU UP. 201 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,025 "STUDENT -- EDDIE HUANG. 202 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,961 INFRACTION -- NOT NICE." 203 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,395 [ PEN SLAMS ] 204 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,197 [ PEN CLICKS ] 205 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,033 "STUDENT -- EDDIE HUANG." 206 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,569 THIS SUCKS, RIGHT, EMERY? 207 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,070 YOU PLAY THE CARDS YOU'RE DEALT. 208 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,838 CHOOSE LIFE, YOU KNOW? 209 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,175 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 210 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,646 AW, MAN, A TRAMPOLINE? 211 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,883 AND HE'S USING IT INAPPROPRIATELY? 212 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,652 OH! 213 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:41,922 I NEVER GET TO HAVE THAT MUCH FUN. 214 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:47,160 OH, UH, I'M SORRY. I WAS -- 215 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,330 NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN HAVE A CROUTON. 216 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,765 IS THIS A TRICK? 217 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,266 IS SHE HERE? IS SHE WATCHING US? 218 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,535 ARE YOU TRICKING ME? NO, NO. IT'S NOT A TRICK. 219 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,770 IT'S A TRICK. THERE'S CAMERAS, RIGHT? 220 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,205 STOP, STOP. WHERE IS SHE? 221 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,506 LOOK AT ME. 222 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,675 MITCH, WHEN YOU'RE AT CATTLEMAN'S RANCH, 223 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,110 I WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE 224 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,513 YOU'RE BEING HUGGED BY A MATRONLY WOMAN WITH CHUBBY ARMS. 225 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,348 THAT'S HOW I WANT TO FEEL. 226 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,050 [ CHUCKLES ] SEE, I BELIEVE 227 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,620 THAT HAPPY EMPLOYEES ARE GOOD EMPLOYEES 228 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,588 AND GOOD EMPLOYEES ARE GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 229 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,089 SO HOW ABOUT THIS? 230 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:20,193 YOU AND I, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CROUTON TOGETHER, OKAY? 231 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,528 R-REALLY? 232 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,363 SO I'M GONNA TAKE ONE, AND YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ONE. 233 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,032 CHEERS. CHEERS. 234 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,099 DING! CHEERS. 235 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,602 [ CRUNCHING ] 236 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,370 THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD. 237 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,972 VERY GOOD. [ LAUGHS ] 238 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:36,009 I KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T A MATRONLY WOMAN, BUT... 239 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,278 BRING IT. 240 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,613 ALL RIGHT. BRING IT, BRING IT. 241 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,749 [ BOTH CHUCKLING ] 242 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,384 ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHS ] 243 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,786 OKAY, WE'RE GOOD. OKAY. 244 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,220 OKAY. JUST ONE MORE SECOND. SO NICE. OKAY. 245 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,723 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, YOU KNOW? THANK YOU. 246 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,292 OKAY. YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD MAN. THANK YOU. 247 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,661 OKAY. OH, THAT WAS FUN. 248 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,096 WE SHOULD DO THAT ALL THE TIME. NO. 249 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,666 [ DOOR OPENS ] 250 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,669 WHOO! ROUGH DAY AT THE RANCH. 251 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,004 IS NANCY MESSING UP THE ICED TEAS AGAIN? 252 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,841 I TOLD HER IT IS 4 CUPS OF WATER TO 1 TEA BAG. 253 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,410 IT IS SO HARD TO NOT HAVE YOU THERE. 254 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,013 BUT THIS IS BEST FOR THE BOYS. 255 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,448 OUR SACRIFICE WILL BE WORTH IT. 256 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,650 [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ] 257 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,020 MOM, EDDIE'S REFUSING TO USE THE BATHROOM PASS. 258 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:23,190 I'M NOT TRYING TO USE A PASS TO WHIZ IN MY OWN HOUSE. 259 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,126 DINNER'S ALMOST READY. YOU FINISH YOUR CLC? 260 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,494 YOU KNOW I DIDN'T. 261 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,197 DINNER AFTER CLC. 262 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,431 [ SIGHS ] 263 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,101 DAD, MOM IS CRAZY. 264 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,104 CAN'T YOU TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER? 265 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,172 UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S, UH, TOUGH FOR ALL OF US. 266 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,941 I'M DYING WITHOUT HER AT THE RESTAURANT. 267 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,811 NOBODY'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. LOVE YOU! 268 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,979 LOVE YOU? MY DAD NEVER SAID THAT. 269 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,181 MY FAMILY LOVED EACH OTHER. WE JUST DIDN'T SAY IT. 270 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,650 WE SHOWED OUR LOVE THROUGH CRITICISM AND MICROMANAGEMENT, 271 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,853 SO IF YOU SAID, "LOVE YOU," 272 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,288 YOU WERE PROBABLY HIDING SOMETHING. 273 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,557 Louis: [ Laughing ] OKAY. 274 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,959 HERE YOU ARE. OH, I'M OKAY. 275 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,694 I DON'T NEED ANY EXTRA NAPKINS. THANK YOU. 276 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,863 I BEG TO DIFFER. 277 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:03,731 BOOP! 278 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,366 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 279 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,172 Nancy: HEY, WE HAVE A JUKEBOX? 280 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,506 I GUESS SO. 281 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,575 HEY, MITCH, GO AHEAD AND PLUG HER IN. 282 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,844 REALLY? 283 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,713 HAPPY EMPLOYEES EQUAL HAPPY CUSTOMERS. 284 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,148 [ CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS ] 285 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,315 AH. 286 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,485 IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN WHISKED AWAY TO TRINIDAD. 287 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,354 [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,930 AW, HELL, NO! 289 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,668 * EE-YI-YI, YI-YI-YI 290 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,670 * THE DOGG POUND'S IN THE HOUSE * 291 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,173 I'M TOO EXCITED TO PIMP-WALK. 292 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,709 [ SPEAKS CHINESE ] 293 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,278 DAD DOESN'T WANT YOU AT THE RESTAURANT. 294 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,679 WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE. 295 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,082 YOUR FATHER IS STRUGGLING WITHOUT ME, 296 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,185 BUT HE IS MAKING A SACRIFICE FOR YOUR EDUCATION. 297 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,920 ASK HIM YOURSELF. 298 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,855 OF COURSE I WANT YOU HERE. 299 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,523 IT IS AWFUL WITHOUT YOU. 300 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,425 I AM VERY GOOD. 301 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,294 EDDIE'S JUST MAKING UP EXCUSES, 302 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,628 PROBABLY TO GET OUT OF CLC. 303 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,197 I WILL DOUBLE HIS WORKLOAD. 304 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,133 OH, NO. GOT TO RUN. I SEE MITCH EYEING THE CROUTONS. 305 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:13,967 Love you! 306 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,702 [ Receiver clicks, dial tone ] 307 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,370 AW, HELL, NO! 308 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,106 [ CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS ] 309 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,308 [ LAUGHS ] EVERYBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME? 310 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,609 [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:27,314 IF THIS JUKEBOX USES 50 KILOWATTS OF POWER 312 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,249 AT 11 CENTS PER KILOWATT 313 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,052 AND A 3-MINUTE SONG COSTS 25 CENTS, 314 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,321 HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE LOSE PER SONG? 315 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,388 2 1/2 CENTS! 2 1/2 -- 316 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,924 AW, MAN! 317 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:40,560 AND THIS IS WHY I NEVER PLUG IN THE JUKEBOX. 318 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,797 BOYS, WELCOME TO YOUR NEW CLC CLASSROOM. 319 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,132 [ TO THE TUNE OF "ESCAPE (THE PIÑA COLADA SONG)" ] 320 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,067 * IF YOU LIKE MINI GARLIC CROUTONS * 321 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,069 * A GREAT SNACK ON THE... 322 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,603 * GO 323 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,072 HI. 324 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,807 UH, MAY I GET YOU SOME WATERS 325 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,076 OR PERHAPS A BLOOMING ONION? 326 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,819 JESSICA, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO CATTLEMAN'S RANCH? 327 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,956 I REALIZE -- WHY NOT HAVE THE BOYS DO CLC HERE? 328 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,025 THAT WAY, I CAN ALSO HELP YOU AT THE RESTAURANT. 329 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,527 UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE. 330 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,663 OH, NO. OF COURSE I WANT YOU HERE. 331 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,299 GOOD! BOYS, CLC, THIS BOOTH. 332 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:24,604 IF MITCH STEALS TWO CROUTONS PER HOUR 333 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,874 AND A 3-POUND BOX COSTS $5, 334 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,609 HOW MANY DAYS TILL WE ARE ON THE STREET? 335 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,044 HOW MANY CROUTONS PER BOX? 336 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,712 WHAT ARE WE PAYING IN RENT? 337 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,015 HOW CAN I SOLVE FOR "X" WHEN I DON'T KNOW "Z"? 338 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,349 [ COUGHS ] NERD. [ PEN CLICKS ] 339 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,052 "STUDENT -- EDDIE HUANG. 340 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,788 INFRACTION -- SLANDER." 341 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,190 HE'S TOUGH, BUT HE'S FAIR. 342 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,793 NANCY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EXTRA NAPKINS? 343 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,896 ALSO, WHY ARE WE OUT OF TEA BAGS? 344 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,230 I DON'T WANT YOU HERE. 345 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,298 I KNEW IT, 346 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,301 AS SOON AS YOU EXPRESSED EMOTIONS WITH WORDS. 347 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,136 WHY DO YOU MICROMANAGE EVERYTHING? 348 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,339 WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES THAT WE ARE LOSING MONEY? 349 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,908 I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR OUR FAMILY. 350 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,675 SO AM I, BUT I'M DOING IT IN A NICER WAY. 351 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,312 YOU SHOULD TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED. 352 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,015 YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE INHERENTLY GOOD, BUT THEY ARE NOT. 353 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,716 Woman: I'M SORRY. 354 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,418 COULD I JUST GET MY CHECK, PLEASE? NO, I'M SORRY. 355 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,987 MY SON GOT STRAIGHT A's, AND I TOLD MY WIFE I LOVE HER. 356 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,222 PLEASE BEAR WITH US. 357 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,823 WE'RE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH. 358 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,325 LOOK AT THAT TABLE. LOOK AT THAT TABLE. 359 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,260 THEY ARE ABOUT TO DINE AND DASH. 360 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,996 THEY'VE ORDERED THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU. 361 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,098 THEY'VE BEEN THERE A LONG TIME, AND THEY HAVEN'T PAID. 362 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,401 [ AIR HISSING ] AND THAT ONE GUY IS PUMPING UP HIS SNEAKER. 363 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,103 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 364 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,205 HOW? BY KILLING THEM WITH KINDNESS, 365 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,507 SHOWERING THEM WITH NAPKINS? 366 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,876 NO, YOU MAKE THEM PAY, THEN YOU KICK THEM OUT. 367 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,079 I WILL HANDLE THIS MY WAY. 368 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,549 HELLO. 369 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,017 WE'RE NOT DONE EATING YET. 370 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,752 I KNOW, I KNOW. LOOK... 371 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,588 I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING HERE. 372 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,090 YOU'RE GONNA DINE AND DASH 373 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,858 BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S FUN AND NOBODY GETS HURT. 374 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,727 BUT THIS IS A FAMILY BUSINESS. 375 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,796 IT'S NOT RUN BY SOME BIG CORPORATION. 376 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,398 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOLDEN SADDLE. 377 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,867 IT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT RESTAURANT! 378 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,202 THE BEARS AREN'T EVEN THE SAME COLOR. 379 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,537 LOOK, IF YOU GUYS RUN OUT ON THIS CHECK, 380 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,873 IT'S GONNA COME OUT OF OUR POCKET -- 381 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,476 ME, MY WIFE, AND MY THREE BOYS. 382 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,278 YOU GUYS WERE REALLY GOING FOR A LITTLE GIRL, HUH? 383 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,446 DON'T GET ME STARTED. WE WERE GONNA NAME HER EMILY. 384 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,747 THAT'S SWEET. AWW. 385 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,049 YEAH. 386 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,952 LOOK, THE POINT IS, WE'RE NOT RICH. 387 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,921 IN FACT, WE'RE STRUGGLING JUST TO BREAK EVEN. 388 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,924 SO IF YOU GUYS ORDER MORE THAN YOU CAN PAY FOR, 389 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,027 WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. 390 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,796 YEAH, OKAY. I -- WE'RE SORRY. 391 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,298 WE'RE JUST BEING STUPID. 392 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,900 AND WE CAN COVER IT. I GOT MY DAD'S CREDIT CARD. 393 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,104 THANKS, GUYS. I APPRECIATE IT. [ CHUCKLES ] 394 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,410 I TOOK CARE OF IT. 395 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,912 I TALKED TO THEM THE WAY THAT I WOULD WANT TO BE TALKED TO, 396 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,014 AND THEY GOT IT. 397 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,581 PEOPLE ARE GOOD. 398 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,285 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 399 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,397 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 400 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,867 Mitch: EXCUSE ME, MRS. HUANG? 401 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,202 UM, WE WERE JUST TALKING, 402 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,471 AND WE'D LIKE TO COVER THEIR CHECK. 403 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,106 WHAT? 404 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,374 THE TABLE THAT RAN OUT -- 405 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,009 WE WANT TO CHIP IN AND PAY THEIR BILL. 406 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,045 YEAH, LOUIS WOULD DO IT FOR US. 407 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,180 I MEAN, HE'S A GREAT BOSS. 408 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,284 MOM, EDDIE DINED AND DASHED ON CLC. 409 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,620 DON'T WORRY. I WROTE HIM ANOTHER INFRACTION. 410 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:31,658 [ CYPRESS HILL'S "INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE" PLAYS ] 411 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,327 [ HORN HONKS ] 412 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,662 OH, CRAP! 413 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,497 I WILL GET TO YOU LATER! 414 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,304 "RUN OUT ON THIS BILL, IT COMES OUT OF OUR POCKET." [ LAUGHS ] 415 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,306 [ TIRES SCREECH, BOTH GRUNT ] 416 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,340 HEY. 417 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,151 [ GRUNTS ] 418 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,819 OH! 419 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,154 EMERY, GO GET THAT ONION. 420 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,356 I'M GOING TO COOK DINNER WITH IT TONIGHT. 421 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,193 TIME ME. 422 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,928 YOU HIT US WITH YOUR CAR. 423 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,997 YOU HIT MY CAR WITH YOUR BODIES. 424 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,233 MY HUSBAND IS A GOOD MAN. 425 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,934 HE BELIEVES IN THE GOOD OF PEOPLE. 426 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,403 I DON'T. 427 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,005 BUT ALL HIS EMPLOYEES RESPECT AND ADMIRE HIM, 428 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,840 WHICH, UH, MAKES YOU START TO WONDER. 429 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,874 MY BODY FEELS COLD. 430 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,510 I-I-IT'S SHUTTING DOWN. 431 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,777 MY POINT IS, 432 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,248 I DON'T WANT MY HUSBAND TO LOSE HIS FAITH IN PEOPLE. 433 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,283 OKAY, OKAY. W-WE'LL PAY OUR CHECK. 434 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,019 YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 435 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,556 Emery: I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT IT'S WARM! 436 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,891 AFTER WE LEFT, WE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, 437 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,093 AND WE REALIZED YOU WERE RIGHT. 438 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,594 YEAH, WHAT WE DID WAS WRONG. 439 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,397 REALLY? YES. 440 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,667 YOU WERE RIGHT TO SEE THE GOOD IN US. 441 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,804 DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS? 442 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,240 WHAT? ME? 443 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,307 NO. 444 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,043 OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA GO MAKE DINNER NOW -- 445 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,878 SLICED BEEF WITH PEPPERS AND ONIONS, 446 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,481 MAYBE SOME RICE, ALSO. 447 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,615 LOVE YOU! 448 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:07,187 [ ICE CUBE'S "IT WAS A GOOD DAY" PLAYS ] 449 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,302 I MISSED ALL THE FUN. 450 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,237 HMM. 451 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,738 WELL, YOU KNOW, 452 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,940 MOST MOMS DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT THEIR KIDS 453 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,742 TO TUTOR THEM FOR TWO HOURS A DAY. 454 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,077 IT WAS THREE HOURS. 455 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,745 THREE HOURS?! 456 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,947 MY GOD, I [SCOFFS] 457 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,249 [ SIGHS ] 458 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:40,153 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. YOUR MOM IS TOUGH. 459 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,456 AND SHE'S NEVER GONNA LET UP ON YOU OR ANY OF US, 460 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,293 BUT IT'S BECAUSE SHE CARES. 461 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,095 YEAH. 462 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,031 * I GOT TO GO 'CAUSE I GOT ME A DROP-TOP * 463 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,433 * AND IF I HIT THE SWITCH 464 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,802 * I CAN MAKE THE ASS DROP 465 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,937 * HAD TO STOP AT A RED LIGHT 466 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,039 YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT YOUR OLD MAN? 467 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,808 DAD, YOU SERVE PEOPLE ALL DAY. 468 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,109 YOU READY TO GET SERVED? 469 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,977 [ LAUGHS ] WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT. 470 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,614 THAT FELT GOOD. 471 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,782 * CALLED UP THE HOMIES, AND I'M ASKING Y'ALL * BRING IT, BRING IT. 472 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,852 * WHICH PARK ARE Y'ALL PLAYING BASKETBALL? * 473 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,987 * GET ME ON THE COURT AND I'M TROUBLE * AW! OOH, CLOSE. 474 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,624 OOH! NICE, CLOSE! 475 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,058 CLOSE. 476 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,361 * FREAKING BROTHERS EVERY WAY LIKE M.J. * 477 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,396 * I CAN'T BELIEVE TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY * 478 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,697 MOM SAID WE CAN PLAY. 479 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,865 NOBODY BLOCK MY SHOTS. 480 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,301 Louis: COME ON, COME ON. 481 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,203 * TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY 482 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,839 Emery: EDDIE! EDDIE, PASS! 483 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,375 OH, HEY. 484 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,377 * I WAS GLAD EVERYTHING HAD WORKED OUT * 485 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,312 IS THAT YOUR DAD? YEAH. 486 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,914 * DROPPED THE ONE OFF AND THEN CHIRPED OUT * SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY. 487 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,650 ALL DAY! 488 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,318 * TODAY WAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FLY DREAMS * YOU WANT TO PLAY? 489 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,920 WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA FLIP THROUGH SPORTS GAMES ON TV 490 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,823 AND LOOK FOR MY DAD IN THE CROWDS, BUT I GUESS I CAN WAIT. 491 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,158 YEAH, COME ON. 492 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,661 Louis: COME ON. SHOOT. OOH, GOOD. GOOD. 493 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,495 UH-OH. UH-OH. 494 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,196 THAT'S HOW IT WAS IN MY FAMILY. 495 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,865 WE DIDN'T DO SAPPY "I LOVE YOUs." 496 00:19:58,898 --> 00:19:59,999 WE DIDN'T HAVE TO. 497 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,502 WE JUST SHOWED IT. 498 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,406 LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE GOING FOR ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS. 499 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,845 AND THEN AN ALLIGATOR STICKER PLUS A CLOUD STICKER 500 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,214 EQUALS AN ALLIGATOR WITH SUNGLASSES STICKER. 501 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,416 ALL RIGHT, SO -- 502 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,618 UNLESS THE CLOUD STICKER IS A RAIN CLOUD, 503 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,888 IN WHICH CASE IT REVERTS BACK TO A BEAR IN A HAT. 504 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,590 OH, RIGHT. SO -- 505 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,358 UNLESS THE BEAR'S HAT IS BLACK, 506 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,694 WHICH INDICATES A VERY HIGH LEVEL OF EFFORT. 507 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,361 SO... 508 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,629 WHICH IS THEN REWARDED 509 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,731 BY A PLUS/MINUS PARTICIPATORY RAINBOW, 510 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,034 OF WHICH THERE ARE THREE INTENSITY HUES. 511 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,637 [ SPEAKS CHINESE ] 512 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,607 WHAT'D YOUR MOM SAY? 513 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,109 SHE GAVE YOU AN ALLIGATOR WITH SUNGLASSES. 514 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:46,245 AND TO YOU.