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It's nice your dad's trusting us
to handle shipment day alone.
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My dad's trying to find
a new business venture,
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so gonna be more
responsibility coming our way.
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A promotion, a parking spot,
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control over the bathroom code...
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69-69.
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Yeahhh.
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Your uncle's birthday... June 9, 1969.
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Ooh,
shipment day!
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What bounty has Lady
Cattleman's been blessed with?
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What are all these? Walnuts?
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- Brazil nuts?
- Deez nuts?
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They're chestnuts.
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And how would you know what
a chestnut looks like?
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Because I am one.
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Matthew Chestnut.
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Eddie, who the "H" is this guy?
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He used to be Dad's right-hand
man until he bailed
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to go manage some restaurant
vendors at Dollywood.
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Dollywood? There should be a Rebawood.
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Louis, I made a mistake when I left.
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You're gol-dang right you did.
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I know how bad it must've hurt.
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It hurt me, too.
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But I want to come back...
if you'll let me.
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Matthew, after that selfish, foul,
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disrespectful move you pulled,
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there's no way I can even
think of taking you back.
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...until we catch up over
some cold ones, partner.
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Oh, man!
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Ah!
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Ah. Best shipment day ever!
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Oh, uh, speaking of, I had to move
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some crates of onions to the parking lot
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to do my clever nut bit.
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Oh. You heard your new manager, boys.
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Go get those onions outta the sun.
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Yeah. Wouldn't want them
to turn into sun-ions.
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Oh, God, it's
good to have you back.
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Great to be back.
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Goodbye, promotion.
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"Dear diary, today sucked again."
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know,
homey, now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
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Well, Chestnut's back, and it sucks.
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Please sit down.
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I would love to hear
about your problems.
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Wait. What's happening?
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- I'm LIEing.
- Nice.
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Hey, everyone, I have a funny mom.
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No. It's a technique from my
Teacher Administration book.
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Listen, Identify, Encourage... LIE.
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I'm not sure how any
of that's gonna help
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with Chestnut coming
back to Cattleman's.
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Listening... You have a problem.
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He's back one day and
already bossing us around.
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Identifying... You're upset.
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And he's making all these new rules,
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like "Delivery personnel cannot
eat ketchup or mayo packets."
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How am I supposed to make
Thousand Island in my mouth?
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Encouraging...
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Chestnut's not a problem.
Suck it up.
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Well, Chestnut's back, and it's awesome.
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I always liked his wife...
Skinny, angry, thrifty.
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- He divorced her.
- Of course he did.
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One woman's trash,
another man's treasure.
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With him running the show,
I can finally focus
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on finding the next chapter of my life.
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Now, I know I've tried a lot of stuff,
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and this is going to seem silly,
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but I think I've found my next thing...
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Gardening.
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Oh, I think that's a great idea.
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Really?
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I thought you were going
to say "Oh, hell no,"
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or "A gardener is a
hobo wearing gloves,"
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or "Cucumbers attract pedophiles."
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I am fun, but no, I'm actually glad
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you found something to
be passionate about,
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and I want to support you.
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Wait. Is this another one of
your schoolbook techniques?
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- Are you LIEing again?
- No.
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I just know how much you've struggled
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to commit to your next big thing.
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If you want to garden, then garden.
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I 100% support whatever
you choose to do,
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as long as you 100% support yourself.
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Wow. I really appreciate you
having my back on this.
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But if you're gonna do
it, do it the Louis way.
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I have a way?
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I didn't know I had a way.
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Well, you like helping people.
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So instead of vegetables
in the backyard,
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maybe you start a community garden.
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That's actually... a great idea.
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One small request.
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No cucumbers?
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Pedophile candy.
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_
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Can you believe that women's pants
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don't have length measurements?
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What are they, all the same height?
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Sexism!
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Uh-huh.
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And why are you reading this
book about V-word speeches?
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So I can identify with women
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to be more believable in the school play
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as Lady Macbeth.
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You got a problem with that, Mr. Man?
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Boys, I'm glad you're home.
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I have a small babysitting
favor to ask you.
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We'd love to watch your girls,
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get all that precious baby time in
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before their breath turns.
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No, not them. Marvin.
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Sure, but if you want us to take
him on walks, that's extra.
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I love him, but
now that he's retired,
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he is home all the time,
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and it can be a little much.
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Well, I think it's great
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you're not conforming to the
traditional maternal role
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that society thrusts upon women
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and are actively choosing to vacation
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from the domestic sphere.
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Uh, okay.
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W... So, you'll watch him for the day?
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He wants to take you out for
a ride on his new boat.
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A boat ride with Uncle Marvin?
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Heck to the yes.
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I'm gonna slip-test my new docksiders.
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So, while we all laughed
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when rubber snakes came out
of the fire extinguisher,
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don't do it again.
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I know I'm scolding myself.
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Owning his own mistakes...
Sign of a good leader.
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We're gonna have to send a rescue team
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to get this guy outta your dad's ass.
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Don't worry. We got this.
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Hey, boss, quick pitch.
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What about a suggestion box?
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That way, employees can
safely share their ideas
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on how to run the restaurant,
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like a bulletin board
for swapping shifts
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or take-home mints at the host stand.
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Or well-defined department boundaries,
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with particular focus on
newly rehired managers
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who may not realize
things have been working
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just fine for the past year and a half!
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Reel it in, dude.
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Hmm. Suggestion box. That's a good idea.
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You know, back at D-wood,
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Dolly used to say she didn't
need a suggestion box
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'cause she walked around
with two big ones.
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Her left ear and her right ear.
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Oh. Ears.
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Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.
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Matty's right.
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We don't need a suggestion box.
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Alright, team, great meeting.
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If anything comes up,
take it to The Nut.
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I gotta get
home and crank on my garden.
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Whoa! Garden?
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Yeah. Gonna need to hear all about that.
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I do have a great manure
mixture, if you need one. Hmm.
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Well, looks like we're
stuck with this doofus.
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He's got that divorced-man energy.
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We can't compete.
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So, then the Italian says,
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"I didn't report my credit card stolen
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because the thief spends
less than my wife."
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You got your sea legs there yet, Emery?
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It's not the boat.
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It's these jokes that are promoting
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grotesque and insensitive...
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I'm also a little seasick.
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What'd he say?
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I just want to catch a big, tasty one,
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have Honey whip up some fish tacos.
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I tell you, that woman is a savant
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when it comes to cabrilla and cabbage.
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My girlfriend, Sicily,
microwaves a mean fish stick.
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They should meet.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you both implying
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it's the man's job to
bring home the bacon
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and the woman's role to cook it?
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Huh? Bacon?
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What?
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No. Honey handles all the
groceries in our household.
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I just want to catch a fish big enough
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that can eat a license plate.
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Mm.
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Oh, come on, Emery.
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You gotta man up.
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Yeah, Emery, grow a pair!
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Honey wrote a biography?
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What could be in there?
She does nothing.
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No. It's Dolly Parton.
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I've accepted the fact that
Chestnut's here to stay,
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so I'm getting ahead of
all the sweet sayings
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I'll be hearing from now on.
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Yee-haw.
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There was a stretch of
time where I was saying
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"rootin' tootin" a lot.
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But I wasn't using it the right way.
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Morning.
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Oh. Gardening in a
suit, like a rich man.
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I like it.
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- No. I'm off the garden.
- What?
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After all that searching,
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I thought you finally found
what you wanted to do.
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Yeah, and I appreciate
you supporting me,
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but I talked to Chestnut,
and he made me realize
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I should just concentrate
on the restaurant.
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But I thought you were excited
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by the idea of the community garden.
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Oh, I was, but then
Chestnut convinced me
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I'm better off at Cattleman's.
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He left to chase his next
big thing at Dollywood,
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only to learn that the
grass wasn't greener.
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It was blue.
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Bluegrass.
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Music.
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Well, you know where
the grass is greener?
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A well-tended garden.
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Anyway, he's back to supporting
me 100%, just like you.
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I rootin' tootin' do.
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Looks like
Chestnut's an el problemo.
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What do you know?
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Spanish I is taking.
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We all have a common goal,
so I suggest we join forces.
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Wait. I'm your enemy?
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My new friend.
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What is this room?
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It used to be Grandma's room,
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but now it's our War Room,
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where we'll strategize on
how to get rid of Chestnut.
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Mom hates Chestnut
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because Dad didn't listen
to her about gardening.
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It's bigger than that.
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It took him so long
to find his new path.
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I don't want him to give up
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on something he was so excited about.
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Can't you just tell him Chestnut's dumb?
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That's something you'd say.
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No.
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I said I would support him 100%.
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But he'll never refocus
with that idiot in his ear.
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Good luck, because Dad and Chestnut
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are like a couple of cottontails
drunk on sweet tea.
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Dern it, why's everything
Dolly says so cute?
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That's it.
260
00:09:19,891 --> 00:09:22,896
Chestnut once left
Cattleman's for Dollywood.
261
00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,873
Maybe he'll leave again
262
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,013
if the right offer comes his way.
263
00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:32,620
Who is this old couple sleeping?
264
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,090
His parents.
265
00:09:34,091 --> 00:09:35,558
If things get hairy, he needs to know
266
00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,494
the elder Nuts are within our reach.
267
00:09:40,798 --> 00:09:43,516
- Jane Austen sure can spin a yarn.
- Right?
268
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,759
And as a female author,
269
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,853
she had to fight the double standard.
270
00:09:45,854 --> 00:09:47,813
And look at those
beautiful blue peepers.
271
00:09:47,946 --> 00:09:49,012
What a dish.
272
00:09:49,013 --> 00:09:50,613
Rowr.
273
00:09:50,614 --> 00:09:52,250
What's gotten into you?
274
00:09:52,251 --> 00:09:55,301
You've been speaking like a
1945 radio show all afternoon.
275
00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:56,919
What are you talking about, baby doll?
276
00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,371
"Baby doll"? "Man up"?
277
00:09:58,372 --> 00:10:00,973
Earlier today, you commented
on the weather lady's "gams."
278
00:10:00,974 --> 00:10:02,341
Oh, please.
279
00:10:02,342 --> 00:10:04,829
You read one book with
the V-word in the title,
280
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,255
and you're gonna lecture me on feminism?
281
00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:08,356
I support women.
282
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,725
I literally decorated
my room with one...
283
00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:13,195
Brandi Chastain.
284
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,897
You only have that because
you got the tingles
285
00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:16,315
when she ripped her shirt off.
286
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,466
Objectifier!
287
00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,952
Everything's a
daytime drama with you.
288
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,320
Oh, yeah?
289
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,706
If you really don't
think it's a problem,
290
00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,907
why don't we call Sicily,
comment on her "gams"?
291
00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:26,992
No, no,
no, no, no, no! God, no!
292
00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,045
Maybe you're right.
293
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,258
I guess when I'm around Marvin,
294
00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:31,864
all that stuff just comes out of me.
295
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,010
But I don't wanna stop
hanging out with him.
296
00:10:34,011 --> 00:10:36,697
- Then we just have to change him.
- Tall order.
297
00:10:36,698 --> 00:10:39,083
We're talking about a guy who
still calls Germany "Prussia."
298
00:10:39,084 --> 00:10:40,484
Hmm.
299
00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:47,296
Hey, Lou, where do you think
this little guy's paddling to?
300
00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:49,637
I like to think he's
headed upriver to Canada
301
00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:50,798
to avoid the war.
302
00:10:50,799 --> 00:10:52,850
Ah, the Great Squirrel War.
303
00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:54,282
I love the way you think.
304
00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:55,565
Louis.
305
00:10:56,263 --> 00:10:57,229
Nut Man.
306
00:10:57,432 --> 00:10:58,517
M'Cattlelady.
307
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:00,676
Uh, no. Okay.
308
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:01,928
Jessica, what are you doing here?
309
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,378
I'm here to support you
310
00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:04,530
since you're fully committed
311
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,102
to staying exactly where you are.
312
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,316
That's so sweet.
313
00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:08,467
If Matthew doesn't mind,
314
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,818
I would love to see this new griddle
315
00:11:09,819 --> 00:11:10,970
you've been talking about.
316
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,186
Oh, yeah, I could show you...
317
00:11:12,187 --> 00:11:13,906
No. You stay here.
318
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,615
If you're looking for something to do,
319
00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:16,750
you should keep an eye
320
00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:18,819
on those suspicious-looking
boys in the corner.
321
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,087
Curtains up. We're on.
322
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:27,643
Oh, no. He's coming. Hide the papers.
323
00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:28,977
What do you got there, boys?
324
00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:30,897
God, you're so good. You got us.
325
00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:33,181
If we tell you, you promise
to keep it a secret?
326
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,603
I am a chestnut
327
00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:36,288
that doesn't crack.
328
00:11:36,289 --> 00:11:38,131
It's an application for
a manager position
329
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,657
at a new Tony Roma's.
330
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,889
We want to apply,
331
00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:43,209
but we're not sure if we
should leave Cattleman's.
332
00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,361
It's located at Seaside and 4th.
333
00:11:45,362 --> 00:11:47,841
That is aquarium-adjacent.
334
00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:49,883
Lotta happy, hungry families.
335
00:11:49,884 --> 00:11:52,120
Twice the pay, too. Full dental.
336
00:11:52,487 --> 00:11:54,069
Certainly interesting.
337
00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:56,338
Um, who is the regional manager?
338
00:11:56,339 --> 00:11:59,124
Uh... Donny Worthington.
339
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,676
Big believer in upward mobility.
340
00:12:00,677 --> 00:12:01,921
Great golfer.
341
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,587
They are franchising quickly.
342
00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:07,106
Fun suspenders, great ribs...
St. Louis and Memphis style.
343
00:12:07,107 --> 00:12:08,558
It's an ambitious menu.
344
00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,223
Uh, Donny Worthington, you say?
345
00:12:10,224 --> 00:12:11,820
Thank you, boys.
346
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,175
He totally bought it.
347
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,027
Tell me everything,
348
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,309
because I was so in character,
I remember nothing.
349
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,275
You were playing yourself.
350
00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:21,848
I thought I was playing you.
351
00:12:24,365 --> 00:12:26,686
I appreciate your concern,
352
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:29,240
but I treat gals with class and respect.
353
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,892
I'm just from a different generation.
354
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,467
- That's all.
- We know you are.
355
00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,387
We just want to make sure
you don't offend anybody.
356
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:38,307
Hey, guys, I was an outdoor
boot model for five years,
357
00:12:38,308 --> 00:12:41,277
so I think I've earned the
right to say "Grow some balls"
358
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,347
if I want.
359
00:12:42,348 --> 00:12:43,700
Balls!
360
00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:46,641
Bikini?
361
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,543
Training her early to be focused
on having a hot summer bod?
362
00:12:50,128 --> 00:12:53,189
Wow, a real digital clock
for the stove. Mnh.
363
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,640
Someone won't be burning the
roast when husband comes home.
364
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:56,692
Dirty dog.
365
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,759
You guys are right.
366
00:12:57,969 --> 00:12:59,670
I have to learn some of this new stuff
367
00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:01,538
so I can be a more sensitive father.
368
00:13:02,775 --> 00:13:03,775
Teach me.
369
00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:07,578
A father and son are in a car accident
370
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,597
- and are sent to separate hospitals.
- Mm.
371
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,371
When the boy is taken in for operation,
372
00:13:11,372 --> 00:13:12,333
the doctor says...
373
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,067
"I can't operate because he's my son."
374
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,283
How's that possible?
375
00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:18,238
It's the boy's mother.
376
00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:19,340
The doctor's a woman.
377
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,758
But then who's the nurse?
378
00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:25,830
What's an appropriate comment
for the man to make?
379
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,630
Trick question. He
shouldn't say anything.
380
00:13:29,357 --> 00:13:31,534
And he should keep his
eyes above the deck guns.
381
00:13:31,535 --> 00:13:33,302
Come on, man.
382
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,243
Oh.
383
00:13:40,244 --> 00:13:41,861
Oh, thank you.
384
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,824
Uh, I know.
385
00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,382
Give me a construction hat
and teach me to whistle.
386
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,744
I failed.
387
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,762
No. Open the door for
any woman you want,
388
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,697
as long as you don't treat
her like she's helpless.
389
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,766
The fact that you're thinking
about this is a win.
390
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,617
Hey, back to that doctor joke...
391
00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:58,654
Are you sure it's not two gay dads?
392
00:14:02,706 --> 00:14:04,944
I'd like to raise a glass
of powdered lemonade
393
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,287
to new friends and bonds
that can never be broken.
394
00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:08,185
That's enough.
395
00:14:08,186 --> 00:14:09,940
Chestnut was drooling
over that fake job.
396
00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:11,742
I bet he's telling Dad
he's quitting right now.
397
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:14,227
Then Louis will see him
as the opportunistic weed
398
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,918
in his garden of dreams.
399
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,948
Whoa. Next time, you're toasting.
400
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,753
I had an interesting conversation
401
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,828
with Chestnut today.
402
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,346
Just when you think you
can trust people...
403
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:25,647
Oh, don't be upset.
404
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:27,616
How could you know he'd
abandon you again?
405
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,602
He didn't do anything wrong.
406
00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:31,627
The boys tried to trick
him into quitting.
407
00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:33,732
A new steakhouse?
408
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:35,106
Managed by...
409
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,726
Donny Worthington?
410
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,490
I'm sorry, Ma. I panicked.
411
00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:41,658
I almost said "Dolly Parton"
412
00:14:41,659 --> 00:14:42,799
because that's the book I'm reading.
413
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,598
In rehearsals, you never
asked for a manager's name.
414
00:14:45,599 --> 00:14:47,704
Wait. You're involved in this?
415
00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:49,739
I should've known once you showed up
416
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,432
suddenly interested in Cattleman's.
417
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,185
Hey, don't confuse your mild
frustration with the boys
418
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,737
with my enthusiasm
over your new griddle.
419
00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:59,890
All those knobs... Very cool.
420
00:14:59,891 --> 00:15:02,026
Oh, thanks. Your support
is greatly appreciated.
421
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,544
That's how I LIE.
422
00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:05,947
Hey, Trent, you wanna
go play in my room?
423
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,197
Go with it. I'm you.
424
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,198
Let's get out of here.
425
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,767
Go.
426
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,974
Well, I know you have a lot going on,
427
00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:19,243
so I'll go punish the boys.
428
00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:20,911
You said you'd support me 100%,
429
00:15:20,912 --> 00:15:22,480
and now you're going behind my back?
430
00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:24,176
Well, I thought with Chestnut gone,
431
00:15:24,177 --> 00:15:26,150
you would focus on your passion again.
432
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,644
You were so upset when
you didn't have one.
433
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:30,805
I didn't want you to go back to that.
434
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,366
And you thought giving him a
fake application to Tony Roma's
435
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,363
- would solve that?
- He bailed on you once.
436
00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:36,686
I thought he would do it again.
437
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,054
He's a name chaser, Louis...
438
00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:40,551
Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton...
439
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,728
Donny Worthington.
440
00:15:42,729 --> 00:15:45,628
The only name Chestnut cares
about is Louis Huang.
441
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,720
He didn't come to me to quit.
442
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,021
He came with a bunch of ideas
443
00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:49,956
to respond to the new competition.
444
00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:51,634
So those are real glasses.
445
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,845
They're not "dumb person
playing smart person" glasses.
446
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,579
Yeah.
447
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,580
He even took my garden
idea and improved it...
448
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,714
A beer garden.
449
00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:59,466
Now we're gonna spend
every waking minute
450
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,834
making it the best Asian-owned
451
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,803
Western steakhouse German beer hall
452
00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:05,239
run by an Irishman in Orlando.
453
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,425
You know, it's nice having a partner
454
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,411
who actually supports you 100%.
455
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,246
Hey, boys.
456
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,223
Thanks for returning my
jar opener in one piece.
457
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:30,695
Honey, you are a strong,
independent woman,
458
00:16:30,696 --> 00:16:33,356
and you don't need me to
help you open up that jar.
459
00:16:33,357 --> 00:16:35,526
Aww, sweet pea. I'm
glad you feel that way.
460
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,427
Yes!
461
00:16:37,395 --> 00:16:38,806
But the jar is stuck,
462
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,299
so I'm gonna need you to
reach into your purse,
463
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,801
find your testicles, and open it.
464
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,985
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
465
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,881
All this sexist language
didn't come from Marvin.
466
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,615
It was coming from Honey all along?
467
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:49,732
Come on!
468
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:51,134
Hike up your prom dress!
469
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,203
What, are you on your period?!
470
00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:55,205
Come on!
471
00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:02,271
This beer garden's a nightmare.
472
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,706
Chestnut made us bring steins home
473
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:04,781
to get used to the weight.
474
00:17:04,782 --> 00:17:06,609
This thing is bottomless.
475
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,044
Like Porky Pig. All
he wears is a blazer.
476
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:10,211
Did Donny put anything in there
477
00:17:10,212 --> 00:17:12,131
about when the teacher makes a mistake?
478
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,973
No. That would've been helpful.
479
00:17:13,974 --> 00:17:16,826
Instead, the wimp died before
he got to that chapter.
480
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,511
If it helps, I'm blaming Trent.
481
00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:20,556
It does help.
482
00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:25,644
Mmm.
483
00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:29,523
They taste better when
you grow them yourself.
484
00:17:29,524 --> 00:17:31,509
Whoa, Grandma. Those still have stems.
485
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,736
You're growing vegetables
now, Jenny? Where?
486
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,304
In Louis' garden.
487
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,365
Louis gave up his garden,
thanks to Chestnut.
488
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,874
He left me in charge.
489
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,517
I am a boss now.
490
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,104
So he didn't give up his garden.
491
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,856
Mmm!
492
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,858
I know nothing about women.
493
00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:52,639
Don't beat yourself up.
494
00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:54,465
A lot of great men never
understood women...
495
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,514
Harvey Milk, Elton
John, Freddie Mercury.
496
00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:59,594
Turns out I'm the one who's biased.
497
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:01,512
I need to take a long
look in the mirror.
498
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,065
That's what you always do...
499
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:05,367
20 minutes fixing your
hair, one air kiss,
500
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:06,818
and two finger guns.
501
00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:08,145
I made an assumption
502
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,104
that all that sexist
stuff came from Marvin
503
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:11,657
just because he's an older guy.
504
00:18:11,907 --> 00:18:14,255
- Oppressor.
- And a narcissist.
505
00:18:14,256 --> 00:18:16,160
What if I can't turn this off?
506
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,212
What if I'm just someone
507
00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:18,863
that always judges a book by its cover?
508
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,409
Sometimes you gotta judge
a book by its cover.
509
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,686
Or else you never would've
bought "The Vagina Monologues"
510
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:24,879
in the first place.
511
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,605
You're right.
512
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,907
And I never would have learned
such valuable lessons.
513
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,295
As long as you're thinking
about it, it's a win.
514
00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:32,994
Sound familiar?
515
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:34,279
Wow.
516
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,248
All this time we thought we
were babysitting Marvin,
517
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,649
he was babysitting us.
518
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,951
And your feminism's spreading
through the house.
519
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,537
I saw a V-word book
in Eddie's room, too.
520
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,182
But it was a magazine
and sealed in plastic.
521
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:46,608
Hmm.
522
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:54,946
Oh, hey, Jessica.
523
00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:57,076
Knife to stab you back,
524
00:18:57,077 --> 00:18:58,983
as in my back...
525
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,198
here at the restaurant, with a knife.
526
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,024
Are you here to stab
me in the back again?
527
00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:05,126
No. There's something
I have to say to you,
528
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,711
and it's not going to be easy.
529
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:08,980
Well, thank you. I appreciate you...
530
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,483
Chestnut wasn't the problem. It was you.
531
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,734
That just turned so fast.
532
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,385
Chestnut didn't make
you quit your garden.
533
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,986
You did that on your own,
534
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,123
just like you abandoned being
a barber and a tour guide
535
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,257
and a horse photographer.
536
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,892
Well, the last one was an allergy thing,
537
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,627
but thanks for bringing
up all my failures.
538
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:23,712
You're welcome.
539
00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:25,079
Failures are what you're good at.
540
00:19:25,682 --> 00:19:26,766
Oh, I love you, too.
541
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,626
And Cattleman's is not a failure.
542
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,309
I wasn't talking about Cattleman's.
543
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,811
Cattleman's is great.
544
00:19:31,812 --> 00:19:33,479
Louis, think about it.
545
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,107
You come up with something great,
546
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,733
and then, when you get bored,
547
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:37,718
you hand it off
548
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,029
and then you come up with
your next new thing,
549
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,639
like when you gave the
garden to Grandma.
550
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,892
Well, her wheelchair is perfect
for aerating the soil.
551
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,144
Mm-hmm. I was right to support you.
552
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,679
You are a gardener.
553
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,748
You like to plant seeds...
554
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:54,100
Idea seeds, business seeds.
555
00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:57,253
So I'm a business farmer.
556
00:19:57,254 --> 00:19:58,888
A business consultant.
557
00:19:58,889 --> 00:20:00,557
You get new ideas off the ground,
558
00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:02,959
and then you move on to the
next thing that excites you.
559
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,561
It's perfect for you.
560
00:20:04,562 --> 00:20:05,995
Well, if I'm going for it,
561
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,397
this is the kind of support I'll need.
562
00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:08,549
Well, then that's what you'll get.
563
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,584
And I promise
564
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,237
that Trent will never go
behind your back again.
565
00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:15,138
Uh, apology accepted.
566
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,966
Maybe you're right.
567
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,767
If I can turn a condemned strip club
568
00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:21,169
into a salmonella-free
family restaurant,
569
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,671
then maybe I can consult.
570
00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:24,890
You already did it once this week.
571
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,083
I sure did.
572
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,442
What was it?
573
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,103
With your mom.
574
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,747
I thought it was smart to
put her in the garden,
575
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,058
start her getting used to all that dirt.
576
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,494
You know, I hate to admit it.
577
00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:48,985
Chestnut's kinda growing on me.
578
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,866
Besides a couple of blips,
579
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,923
Germany had a pretty fun culture.
580
00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:54,591
Guten Tag, mein fraus.
581
00:20:54,592 --> 00:20:57,427
Whoa. How are you carrying that many?
582
00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:58,895
Oh, I built up my hand strength
583
00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:01,147
crawling out of your father's ass.
584
00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:03,767
You're on, boys.
585
00:21:05,469 --> 00:21:07,270
Well, we did want more responsibility.
586
00:21:21,219 --> 00:21:22,786
I hate this.
587
00:21:22,787 --> 00:21:24,487
I've never felt prettier.
588
00:21:24,488 --> 00:21:32,488
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