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♪ It's the most wonderful time
of the year ♪
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♪ With the kids jingle belling
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♪ And everyone telling you
"Be of good cheer" ♪
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- Good evening, mayor!
- Good evening, mayor!
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Hello, boys!
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You look dashing
in your top hats.
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Check your trouser flap,
young man.
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I was wide open, guys.
Thanks.
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♪ It's the hap-happiest
season of all ♪
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You're looking well,
Mayor.
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Thank you, butcher.
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Care for some ham?
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No ham for me.
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I'm already full
with joy.
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Beautiful wreath,
you two!
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Much less tacky
than last year.
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We're learning.
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It's a Douglas fir.
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Uhp!
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You missed some trash,
waste gatherers.
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Yes, Mayor.
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This bag
is very wet.
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♪ There'll be scary
ghost stories ♪
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♪ And tales of the glories
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♪ Of Christmases long,
long ago ♪
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Ho ho ho,
Mayor Jessica.
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Heard you were building us
a new library.
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You heard right,
Lao Ban Santa.
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♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪
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♪ And hearts will be glowing
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♪ When loved ones are near
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♪ It's the most wonderful time
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♪ Of the yeeeeeeeear
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Uh, Jessica?
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Well, look who decided to
finally roll out of bed.
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It's 5:00
in the morning.
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The day after
Thanksgiving.
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I'm still more turkey than man.
Can this wait until later?
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No. Jessica Town
is in full swing.
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The Christmas season
has officially begun,
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and there's no time
to waste.
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Eddie, your pajama flap
is open.
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I know.
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Captions by VITAC...
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
*FRESH OFF The BOAT*
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
*FRESH OFF The BOAT*
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Season 06 Episode 10
Episode Title :"Jessica Town"
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Mmm.
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Thanksgiving leftovers
are the best.
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You guys should have tasted my
pancakes with turkey gravy.
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Why would...
He's a human sewer.
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Ooh. Our community parkis building
an ice rinkfor the holidays.
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Ice skating in Florida...
what an era.
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We should go together.
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We haven't gonesince the boys were born.
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Louis, it's 1999.
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It's the last Christmas
of the century...
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No, the millennium.
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It has to be perfect.
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I'm marking the occasion
with a stunning monument...
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A life-size gingerbread
house on our lawn.
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Take a look
at my prototype.
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Behold the flawless
candy-cane gutters.
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Although, they'll be a bitch
to clean once the leaves fall.
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Jessica, instead of addingto
your list of holiday tasks,
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you should be
subtracting.
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We lose you for the
whole month of December.
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Well, people expect a lot
from me at Christmas.
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My cards,
my caroling solos,
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the boys with their unique
Christmas requests.
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Hey, boys, what do you
wantfor Christmas this year?
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- Gift card.
- Gift card.
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See?
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It gets simpler nowthat
they're getting older.
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Let's go skating.
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What if I get hurt
on the ice?
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What if somebody slams into me,
breaking my bones?
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Come on. Your skeleton?
Strong.
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Can't risk it.
Who would do all my work?
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The holiday perfection
I've become famous for
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would be ruined.
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Oh, I got to run.
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Tinsel goes
on sale today,
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and I refuse to buy any
that's already been touched.
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Oh, no.
Look at that huge bear.
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Quick!
Drop the salmon and...
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Ugh.
Read me in again.
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- Ugh.
- Evan,
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go from your line
about the river.
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Stop whining.
Emery needs our help.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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Let's go find
somewhere else to rehearse.
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It should always be
about the family.
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Just like in this play,
"Wyoming Family."
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Way to tank those linesso
we could get out of this.
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Smart.
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Going through the motions.
That's my thing.
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Hey, guys.
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Do you mind hiding
my Christmas gift for Marvin?
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All he does
is snoop for presents,
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and I'd feel better
if I kept it here.
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Sure, Honey.
What'd you get him?
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It's... a maritime
nutcracker.
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It combines
his three favorite things...
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Snacks, the Navy,
and wood.
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I'll be back later
to wrap it.
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Thank you.
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There's no way
this dude can crack a nut.
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You'd be surprised by the amount of
force a lever can generate.
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It's physics.
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Nerd, please.
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Are you doubting me?
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Take this pistachio.
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See? Formidable...
like Mom's skeleton.
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Now, let's add a lever
to the equation.
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Awesome.
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Levers.
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Let's go bigger.
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Now you're talking.
There's no stoppin' us now.
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We pushed him too far.
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It was the jawbreaker.
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It says itright in the damn name.
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Relax, bro.
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We'll replace it
before Honey finds out.
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How much could it cost?
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"Handmade in Germany
by real Germans."
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It's $400!
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Why does Germany always
have to go over the top?
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Are those
my Christmas cards?
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Dad did them for you.
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He seemed happy to use
the rest of his tuba stamps.
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Went on a big rant about
postage going up again next year.
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Tubas don't represent Christmas.
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And he scribbled
the addresses.
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Where's the elegant
calligraphy?
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Stupid tuba hippo.
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What in the name of Lao Ban?
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Hey!
What are you guys going?
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We decided
to change things up.
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Yeah. The butcher
gave us the idea.
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Mm-hmm.
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How about this sassy brass?
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I'm out of cash.
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I spent it on Tina's gift
a brown weave belt.
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The whole thing
is belt holes.
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How 'bout you?
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I've got nothing.
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All my extra money
is tied up in mutual funds.
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We don't have
anywhere close to $400
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to buy a new nutcracker.
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We have to tell Honey
what happened.
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And risk getting in trouble
and losing our Christmas gift cards?
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I'm spending mine on a
certificate to Taco Bell
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so I can crush tacos
whenever I want.
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Wait, you're using a gift card
to buy a gift card?
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You've got to spend money
to make money.
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We're not telling Honey.
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We'll just do what I always do
when I make a mistake...
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cover it up.
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I don't know.
Sounds delinquent.
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Sure. My way sometimes gets messy,
but it always works out.
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I've broken plenty of things
and never gotten caught.
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You think that's
your original watch?
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That watch was a birthday gift
from my pen pal in Ecuador.
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Well, this one's
from Sears.
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I don't know.
Seems wrong.
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Evan, think aboutall the stress confessing
would cause everyone.
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Honey? Mom?
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You want to
ruin Christmas?
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Okay.
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Let's do it your way.
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Also, what happened
to my old watch?
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Long story short,
it's in Trent's dog.
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Oh, hey.
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You see how I, uh, knocked out
all the Christmas cards?
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I sure did.
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Great. Then let's lace upsome
steel and hit the rink.
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I packed some singles,
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so maybe we can tip our
wayinto a Zamboni ride.
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No Zamboni.
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I have to stay and fix
everything you did wrong.
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I seal each one
with a kiss.
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Nobody knows,
but I know.
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Okay.
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I think you're
going overboard.
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I think you should leave
Christmas to the professionals.
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You thought I had
little time before?
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Now I have
no time at all.
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I mean, look at
this calligraphy.
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It could have come
straight from the Vatican.
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You're redoing
the envelopes just
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because I used
the wrong stamps?
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I don't see what
the big deal is.
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My Christmas cards
kick off the holiday season,
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and everyone expects
perfection from me.
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Okay, I knew you were particular
about Christmas...
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Particular?
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I've been fine-tuning
the details for years.
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I don't improvise.
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This is Christmas,
not some sleazy jazz concert.
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Understood.
I just didn't know
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it went all the way down
to envelopes.
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But now that I know,
I can help out,
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and then we can go skating.
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I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Let's see... stockings need
hanging, wine needs mulling.
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Come on.
How hard could it really be?
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Okay.
You want to help?
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You just drew
gingerbread house.
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What? But that's
your showstopper.
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Well, you said
all this was easy, right?
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The grand unveiling is set
for the end of the week.
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It's B-Y-O-E-N.
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Bring your own eggnog.
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Oh.
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You want me to work at the mall
as a Christmas elf?
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Yep.
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All you got to do
is fill out that application.
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Under
emergency contact,
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put Cindy Crawford.
See what happens.
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Why would I ever
want to do this?
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Well, for starters,
it'll help your acting career.
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Think of all the great
character work that you'd do.
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I heard that "The Mummy's"
very own Brendan Fraser
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got his start as a mall elf.
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You'll also get
a 30% mall discount
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that we can all share.
Think about it.
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Just like that,
a $400 Christmas gift
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becomes $280.
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You broke Honey's nutcracker,
didn't you?
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It was his quick math, wasn't it?
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Fine.
We broke it.
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But even with my job
at Cattleman's,
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we still can't afford
to buy a new one.
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And I don't meet the age
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and height requirements
for elf duty,
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which feels backwards,
but hey, rules are rules.
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Sorry, guys,
but this isn't my fight.
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Wait.
What about what Grandma said
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about doing things
for the family?
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Come on, Emery.
Your brothers are down.
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It's Christmas.
Help us out.
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For the family.
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Okay.
For the family.
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My man!
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Hey,
while you're there,
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do you mind putting in
a good word for me with Santa?
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It's been a real
up-and-down year for me.
254
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,423
How's it coming?
255
00:09:34,511 --> 00:09:36,212
Awfully messy.
256
00:09:36,338 --> 00:09:38,024
Well, it's this
damn frosting.
257
00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:40,612
It's basically concrete...
Solidifies instantly.
258
00:09:41,065 --> 00:09:42,791
Doesn't bode
wellfor the real thing.
259
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:43,931
Maybe I should take over.
260
00:09:44,019 --> 00:09:45,267
Nope. I've got it.
261
00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:47,401
Um, quick question...
I ate a lot of this.
262
00:09:47,489 --> 00:09:48,751
How worried should I be?
263
00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:53,484
Thank you all for coming.
264
00:09:53,572 --> 00:09:56,218
It is good to show interest
in your local government,
265
00:09:56,306 --> 00:09:57,848
even though this isn't
a democracy.
266
00:09:57,936 --> 00:09:59,962
The butcher's influenceis spreading,
267
00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:02,661
first with the tuba music
and then with the ugly signs.
268
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,541
Yeah, and then you reward him
with a contract
269
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,948
to build our new library?
270
00:10:06,035 --> 00:10:07,104
Yes, our beautiful new library
271
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,367
that will be filled
with only one book...
272
00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:09,586
My novel... yes.
273
00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:11,589
Oh! This is too much
for a meat vendor!
274
00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:14,854
Exactly. Once that simple
butcher sees how hard it is,
275
00:10:14,942 --> 00:10:17,162
he'll quit,
and then I, your mayor,
276
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,860
will come in and save the day.
277
00:10:18,948 --> 00:10:20,384
But what if
he pulls it off?
278
00:10:20,472 --> 00:10:22,392
Please.
That would take a miracle.
279
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,482
We live in a town where
it's Christmas year-round.
280
00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:26,744
Miracles happen
all the time.
281
00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:31,869
Big shift
at Cattleman's today.
282
00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:33,221
- Sold a guy some ribs...
- Mm.
283
00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:34,345
- ..and my socks.
- Ugh.
284
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,017
What?
You know what?
285
00:10:36,128 --> 00:10:37,284
We need money.
I don't want to know.
286
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,384
There he is.
287
00:10:39,546 --> 00:10:41,845
How was your first day
at work, champ?
288
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,244
It was awful.
289
00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:44,666
Elfing's the worst.
290
00:10:44,855 --> 00:10:46,553
Awful, like,
in a good way?
291
00:10:46,641 --> 00:10:49,376
There was an endless line
of people, parents shoving,
292
00:10:49,464 --> 00:10:50,517
babies crying.
293
00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:52,126
And Santa's no picnic,
either.
294
00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:54,378
"Hey, elf!
I said skimmilk."
295
00:10:54,683 --> 00:10:56,103
Emery, this sounds terrible.
296
00:10:56,191 --> 00:10:57,714
Emery?
Who's Emery?
297
00:10:57,946 --> 00:10:59,494
My name's Jingles now.
298
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,228
I'm gonna go to bed.
299
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:02,822
I hate myself.
300
00:11:05,036 --> 00:11:06,533
We can't let him
go back there.
301
00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:09,048
Hey, this is what
you signed up for, remember?
302
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,470
You knew my way could get
messy, but it works.
303
00:11:12,818 --> 00:11:16,822
If Santa's drinking skim,
what chance do any of us have?
304
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:20,447
So, we got to make this,
but life-size?
305
00:11:20,535 --> 00:11:22,345
She's got a rain shower
in the half-bath.
306
00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:24,158
You don't make anything easy,
do you, boss?
307
00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:26,001
I give you three days
of vacation a year.
308
00:11:26,089 --> 00:11:27,103
That's pretty easy.
309
00:11:27,191 --> 00:11:29,369
And I'm easy on the eyes.
That's two easys.
310
00:11:29,527 --> 00:11:30,908
How come you
stopped screaming
311
00:11:30,996 --> 00:11:32,307
and banging your head
against the walls?
312
00:11:32,394 --> 00:11:33,431
Is everything okay?
313
00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:35,666
Everything's great.
Some might say easy.
314
00:11:35,754 --> 00:11:36,737
Whoa.
That's three.
315
00:11:36,825 --> 00:11:37,868
What's that smell?
316
00:11:37,956 --> 00:11:39,854
We got some fresh gingerbread
cooking in the oven...
317
00:11:39,941 --> 00:11:40,813
Homemade recipe.
318
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,962
Trent's gonna help me
start throwing up some walls.
319
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,212
Oh, my God.
It's a Christmas miracle.
320
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,517
I told you. It's not that hard.
Anyone could do it.
321
00:11:47,605 --> 00:11:49,189
Really? So,
322
00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:51,533
then you'd be okay if
I moved the unveiling up to,
323
00:11:51,621 --> 00:11:52,666
say, tomorrow?
324
00:11:53,094 --> 00:11:54,830
Give the neighborhood
a few extra days
325
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,080
to enjoy your handiwork.
326
00:11:56,168 --> 00:11:57,650
Uh, tomorrow?
327
00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:59,189
That's, like,
one day from now.
328
00:11:59,277 --> 00:12:00,837
Oh, unless you
can't handle it?
329
00:12:01,201 --> 00:12:02,845
Nope. We've got it.
330
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,682
If we can handle Catfish
Wednesdays at Cattleman's,
331
00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:06,759
- we could handle anything.
- I'm sure you can.
332
00:12:06,847 --> 00:12:09,593
I can't wait to see
how your homemade recipe
333
00:12:09,681 --> 00:12:12,783
accounts for Florida's
relentless swamp humidity.
334
00:12:15,092 --> 00:12:17,018
I'll be honest, boss...
No way this gingerbread house
335
00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,089
can be built by tomorrow.
336
00:12:18,177 --> 00:12:20,745
And I say that as a ginger
myself... one who eats bread.
337
00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:25,957
Alright, bro.
You loose?
338
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,199
Need another Tic Tac?
339
00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:28,597
I can't go back
out there.
340
00:12:30,006 --> 00:12:31,791
It's almost over.
341
00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:33,222
I'm picking up another shift
at Cattleman's,
342
00:12:33,309 --> 00:12:35,433
and Evan's closing
a deal right now as we speak.
343
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,199
We're all in this
together.
344
00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:38,644
For the family.
345
00:12:38,952 --> 00:12:39,980
For the family.
346
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:42,636
Now go out there and throwsome
kids in that old man's lap.
347
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,238
Hello, good sir.
Nice location.
348
00:12:47,326 --> 00:12:50,155
Donations for the Toys
for Totsbin are right over there.
349
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,865
No, I'm actually here to trade
for one of your nutcrackers.
350
00:12:53,953 --> 00:12:55,925
Sorry, kid.
Cash only.
351
00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:03,725
Hey, Evan!
What are you doing here?
352
00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:05,598
I'm allowed to be here!
What are you doing here?!
353
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,628
Uh... Wh... Marvin found
the stocking stuffers I got him,
354
00:13:08,716 --> 00:13:10,848
so I just had to come get
some aftershave.
355
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,449
Thank God
you guys are hiding his main gift.
356
00:13:13,537 --> 00:13:15,660
You are gonna make
his Christmas morning.
357
00:13:15,748 --> 00:13:16,948
You know the Huang brothers...
358
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,996
Always dependable,
rock steady.
359
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,886
Oh, well, someone
should tell Emery that,
360
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,246
because that kid
is in pieces.
361
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,761
I just saw him wiping his tears
with a paper snowflake.
362
00:13:28,055 --> 00:13:30,971
Anyway, I will come by later
to wrap that gift.
363
00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,636
How'd it go with
the Beanie Babies?
364
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,668
Fine.
It went fine.
365
00:13:49,935 --> 00:13:51,808
Emery doesn't have to
work as an elf anymore.
366
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,768
Really?
That's great news!
367
00:13:53,856 --> 00:13:55,075
So, how much did you
get for them?
368
00:13:55,162 --> 00:13:57,121
Is this a "pizza's on Evan"
situation?
369
00:13:57,865 --> 00:14:00,175
I stole
the nutcracker!
370
00:14:00,263 --> 00:14:01,613
Aah!
I'm too pretty for jail!
371
00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:08,515
This is one
high-class garland.
372
00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:11,488
Gar-land is where
Garfield is from.
373
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:13,371
Jessica! Hurry!
I need you!
374
00:14:13,537 --> 00:14:15,918
I knew he didn't
have it in him.
375
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,330
Wow.
376
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,355
It's worse
than I thought.
377
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,535
It's perfect.
378
00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:23,683
Perfect?
379
00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:26,851
This looks like a place
where gingerbread men go to O.D.
380
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,590
No way.
381
00:14:28,753 --> 00:14:32,365
No, it represents the
humble spirit of Christmas...
382
00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:35,238
Before everything became
so over-the-top.
383
00:14:35,397 --> 00:14:37,497
Well, as tempting as it looks,
don't take a bite.
384
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,543
It's all nails.
385
00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:40,254
Everyone loves
Louis' idea.
386
00:14:40,342 --> 00:14:41,535
Scaling back.
387
00:14:41,623 --> 00:14:43,691
Simple.
Genius.
388
00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:48,080
I'm loving this music!
389
00:14:48,168 --> 00:14:49,572
And I'm loving
this clapping!
390
00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:52,823
Constable Bryson,
391
00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:55,217
arrest those two
for disorderly conduct.
392
00:14:55,305 --> 00:14:56,976
Sorry,
ma'am, but you no longer
393
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,558
have that kind of authority.
394
00:14:58,659 --> 00:15:00,027
You're not
the mayor anymore.
395
00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:02,449
What? Well, if I'm not,
then who is?
396
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,097
I give you...
397
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,167
your new library.
398
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,823
What about all the money
that's supposed to make it look nice?
399
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,941
I used it to build
an ice rink.
400
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:16,308
Yes!
401
00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:22,183
I'll admit,
the time crunch had me nervous.
402
00:15:22,271 --> 00:15:23,809
Couldn't get to all the bell
sand whistles,
403
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,378
but people love it.
404
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,170
Thanks, Louis.
You ruined my Christmas.
405
00:15:29,953 --> 00:15:32,536
Hey, you really should
get on to to this nog, Lou.
406
00:15:32,943 --> 00:15:35,441
It's only 2,000 calories a glass.
407
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:46,160
Um... what are you doing
to my sit-down hairdryer?
408
00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:49,206
Making a joke out of something
you love, like you did to me.
409
00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:51,959
Jessica, I thought you'd be happy
with my gingerbread house.
410
00:15:52,047 --> 00:15:53,347
Please.
411
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:54,827
You built a shack.
412
00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:57,745
Look, I know it's not Princess
Jasmine's Arabian fortress,
413
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,988
but everyone loves it.
414
00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:00,425
Isn't that all
that matters?
415
00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:02,253
Christmas is my holiday.
416
00:16:02,403 --> 00:16:03,949
It has to be perfect.
417
00:16:04,037 --> 00:16:07,566
Not quickly pushed through,
not scaled back... perfect.
418
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,700
Well, you know what a perfect
Christmas is to me?
419
00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:11,370
Spending time with you.
420
00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,206
The chair
looks beautiful.
421
00:16:18,804 --> 00:16:20,415
What came over you, man?
422
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,645
I've never stolen
anything in my life...
423
00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:25,277
I mean, a few hearts, sure, but
never a piece of property.
424
00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:26,925
Shh!
Lower your voice.
425
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:28,956
She's watching
"Die Hard."
426
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:30,253
If Bruce Willis is on TV,
427
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,598
the rest of the world
fades away.
428
00:16:31,685 --> 00:16:34,019
Yippee-ki-ay!
429
00:16:34,107 --> 00:16:35,417
I don't know what happened
back there.
430
00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:37,730
I saw the nutcracker.
Honey showed up.
431
00:16:37,818 --> 00:16:38,950
Emery was crying.
432
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,822
Next thing you know,
I'm outside the mall.
433
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:41,964
It's like I blacked out.
434
00:16:42,052 --> 00:16:43,386
This is really hard-core.
435
00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,214
Now we're sitting on
a hot nutcracker.
436
00:16:45,302 --> 00:16:46,691
I'm gonna have to go
on the run.
437
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:47,867
Start a new life.
438
00:16:47,955 --> 00:16:49,285
This is all my fault.
439
00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:51,484
I was the one who pushed you
to do things my way.
440
00:16:51,572 --> 00:16:53,331
You never told me
to steal, Eddie.
441
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,456
We should have just told
Honey, like you said.
442
00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:57,019
Well,
it's too late now.
443
00:16:57,107 --> 00:16:58,412
I'll have to wear
a fake mustache
444
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,893
until I can grow one
on my own.
445
00:16:59,981 --> 00:17:01,069
Let's just...
446
00:17:01,157 --> 00:17:02,899
return the nutcrackerand
come clean to Honey.
447
00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:04,988
- We're gonna be in so much trouble.
- No.
448
00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:06,378
I'm taking all the blame.
449
00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:07,824
What about
the consequences?
450
00:17:07,912 --> 00:17:09,130
Your Christmas gift card?
451
00:17:09,218 --> 00:17:10,222
Yeah, I know.
452
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,660
I'm really hoping this scoresme
some points with Santa.
453
00:17:12,873 --> 00:17:14,918
Or Jesus.
Whoever's listening.
454
00:17:15,006 --> 00:17:17,008
Now, come on.
Let's go call Honey.
455
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:21,808
Hans Gruber is actually
the hero of this story.
456
00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:24,667
This must be what
King Kong feels like.
457
00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:36,144
You do this all day?
458
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:38,878
Put on cheap makeup
and pick up trash?
459
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,589
Um, I did find an
almost-untouched BLT once,
460
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:43,026
so it's not always
terrible.
461
00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:44,525
Oh.
462
00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:46,636
Look at all those couples
spending time together.
463
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,895
I mean, that's what Christmas
is all about.
464
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,558
Shame we can't join them.
465
00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,370
We're too busy
working around the clock,
466
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,410
picking up trash
so the town looks perfect.
467
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,238
How'd it go with Operation
Stolen Nutcracker Return?
468
00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:05,417
Success. I told the vendor
I was cleaning it in Santa's workshop.
469
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,270
Everyone trusts a kidwearing bells.
470
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:08,532
Ha!
471
00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:10,904
Isn't this wrapping paper perfect?
472
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:12,870
Navy blue?
473
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:16,314
Because the nutcracker's
clearly a naval officer.
474
00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:19,003
Eh, you know what?
Marvin will appreciate it.
475
00:18:19,091 --> 00:18:21,644
Yeah.
About that gift...
476
00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:24,452
We... Good-looking jaws
on this one.
477
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,845
Cherish him.
478
00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:27,349
Ohh!
479
00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:30,128
Thank you
for keeping it safe, guys.
480
00:18:32,183 --> 00:18:34,774
I don't know how you resisted
the urge to play with this guy.
481
00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:36,995
You have more will power
than me.
482
00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:39,245
Whoa, G-ma.
483
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,542
Why'd you bail us out?
484
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:43,096
I overheard
you were in trouble,
485
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,949
so I did it
for the family.
486
00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:47,495
- For the family.
- For the family.
487
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,472
Nice chimney.
Peppermint bark?
488
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,589
It was a milk crate
from the shed.
489
00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:02,652
I didn't mean to crap so hard
on your gingerbread house.
490
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:05,331
I was just worried
that Christmas would be ruined
491
00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:06,410
if I didn't
make it perfect.
492
00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:07,831
It's what I'm known for.
493
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:09,769
Christmas isn't about
being perfect.
494
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,027
It's about being together.
495
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:12,340
We just want
to spend it with you,
496
00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:13,689
no matter how...
497
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:14,941
crappy it looks.
498
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,394
So, you see it, too?
499
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:22,589
I know you were just trying
to help when you wrote those cards.
500
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,434
Want to skate circles around
some teenagers?
501
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:26,949
Disrupt their make-outs?
502
00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:29,488
Really? I thought you were
worried about getting hurt.
503
00:19:29,576 --> 00:19:32,519
Fun fact...
I'm good at everything I do.
504
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:34,995
Besides, what is there
left to do?
505
00:19:35,106 --> 00:19:37,238
You built
the gingerbread house,
506
00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:39,238
and I see why
everybody loves it.
507
00:19:39,326 --> 00:19:40,503
Well,
don't look too close.
508
00:19:40,591 --> 00:19:42,653
I cut a few corners
during construction.
509
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:44,737
There's a rat in here!
510
00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:46,722
Boss, there's a rat in here!
511
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,753
Yeah, 50 soft tacos, here I come!
512
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,479
Come on, Grandma.
513
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:57,737
We're family.
514
00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:04,628
Well, Emery,
at least you have one.
515
00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:07,197
Although, if we
split it three ways...
516
00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:09,097
I'm spending mine
at the spa.
517
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:12,245
Oh, you look just like
a candy cane.
518
00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:14,761
How you feeling?
519
00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:17,243
That was a pretty gruesome fall
you took on the ice.
520
00:20:17,331 --> 00:20:18,777
Hey, at least it restored my faith
521
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,605
in Orlando's
medical response team.
522
00:20:20,693 --> 00:20:22,357
That ambulance came fast.
523
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:30,222
Oh, Louis.
524
00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:33,214
You know these would have been
50% off tomorrow.
525
00:20:33,302 --> 00:20:34,917
- Jessica.
- They're perfect.
526
00:20:47,076 --> 00:20:49,156
Hold my hand.
I don't want to fall.
527
00:20:49,244 --> 00:20:53,452
Come on. You just push off to
the sides, and go... like this!
528
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,568
- Oh!
- Aah!
529
00:20:54,663 --> 00:20:56,116
- My arms!
- Ooooooh.
530
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:58,123
Ooooooh.
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