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**

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Mmm!

3
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Really, Dad?
Another burger?

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[ Chuckling ] Whoa!

5
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You gonna take that
from your own kid, Lou?

6
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Come on, fight back.
Make fun of his hands.

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No, we've just been eating a lot
of burgers together lately.

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We formed a club,
the Burger Boys.

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Whenever a place has
the balls to advertise

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the "Best Burger
in Orlando,"

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it's the Burger Boys' job
to put it to the test.

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[ Chuckles ]
It's been a really fun way to
hang out with two of my sons.

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Food is just brain-fuel.

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My girlfriend Sicily
makes nutrition bars

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so we can focus
on what matters --

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science and holding hands.

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You touch her knee yet?

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Shut up!

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Almost.

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Thank you for scheduling
this dinner so late.

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I can't get out of the house
while Maria's awake anymore.

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Sure you can.
Use the door.

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No, she is just
so clingy,

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she has a tantrum
whenever I leave the room.

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[ Doorknob rattling ]
Maria: Mommy, Mommy,
Mommy, Mommy!

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It's okay, sweetie!

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Mommy's right here!

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She has a shy bladder,
though,

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so the more you scream,
the longer this'll take.

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Mommy, where are you?

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Honey, you have to start
ignoring her.

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Teach her that she doesn't
get attention by yelling.

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She only gets it through hard
work and academic achievement.

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That worked with your boys?

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You ignored them
and that fixed it?

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Oh,
they never needed it.

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They're so independent,
especially now.

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In fact,
it's freed me up for...

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[ Glass dinging ]

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Hey! Eyes on me!

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I am pleased to announce
that I will finally

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be recording an audiobook
of my under-appreciated novel,

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"A Case of a Knife
to the Brain."

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I'll be doing an R-rated version
and an X-rated version.

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Ooh!

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You should've said
all ea on you.

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It's an audiobook.

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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* Fresh off the boat

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* I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go *

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* If you don't know, homey,
now you know *

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* Fresh off the boat

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* Homey, you don't know
where I come from *

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* But I know where I'm goin'

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* I'm fresh off the boat

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"As Jennifer Hong got up
to the bazooka factory rafters,

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she saw a door.

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Her elegant fingers grasped
the knob, turned the knob,

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and pulled the knob --"

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[ Door opens, closes ]

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Ooh! Sorry,
are you recording?

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Maria: Hi.

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Honey, why is there
a child on your leg?

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I gave you perfect advice.
She should be obedient by now.

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Actually, your advice
worked too well.

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Oh, yes. My curse.

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I ignored her,
and she calmed down,

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but then
I started to miss

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all that clinginess
and affection.

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Oh, yes. Your curse.

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I guess, but right now,
she's my precious little girl.

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Don't you miss when your boys
were this young?

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No.

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I put in the work,

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and I taught them to study hard,
feed themselves,

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so now I can focus
on my own life again.

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Speaking of which...

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[ Click ]

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"And as the bazooka factory
rafter door creaked open --"

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[ High-pitched noise ]

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Wow, your door impression
is incredible.

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That wasn't me.
I can only do doors closing.

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I haven't mastered
doors opening yet.

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[ High-pitched crying ]

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Evan.
What's wrong?

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Sicily broke up with me.

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Oh, my precious
little boy!

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Come here! It's okay!

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I told you it's hard
to ignore your children.

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This is totally different.

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This isn't a baby crying
for more milk.

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This is
a beautiful young man,

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who has been betrayed
by an evil, ugly witch.

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Okay.
Come on, Maria.

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Bye.

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[ Grunts ]

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I'm telling you, turducken
is not Thanksgiving-exclusive.

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We could do it
year-round.

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And I'm telling you -- I see
"turd" on a restaurant menu?

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I'm eating somewhere else.

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Louis: We've got
another one, boys!

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Looks like Burger Barrel
thinks they have

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the "Best Burger
in Orlando."

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Those suckers don't know
what they're in for.

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You mean when you buy
their food and talk about it?

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Trent, just...
Okay?

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Hey, boss, think I could
get in on the action this time?

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Oh, sorry, Chestnut,

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but this is more of
a Huang-boys-only thing.

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[ Chuckles ]
Alright. Yeah.

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I guess you would
have to adopt me. [ Chuckles ]

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Which would be crazy, right?
[ Chuckles ]

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Right?

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Whoa, no bacon bits?

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I get it, saving space
for the beef.

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Smart.

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I could learn from you.

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Well, actually...

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Look, I wasn't sure
how to say this before,

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but I was watching PBS,
and there was this documentary

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called "Fatal Farming."

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Long story short...

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God, why is this so hard?

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The thing is...

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I'm vegan now.

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A vegan?

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No.

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No boss's son of mine is
gonna be a stinkin' vegan!

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Here I am, ready to give
my left chestnut

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to be a Burger Boy,

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and you're gonna give
a spot to this little...

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leaf-muncher?!

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It's disgusting!

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Whoa, you need to cool down!
Oh, I need to cool down!

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I'm sorry, boss.

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You never think
it'll be your kid.

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Sorry, just
playing catch-up here,

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but what's a vegan?

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It's like a vegetarian,
except you don't eat

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any animal products,
not just meat.

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So no dairy, no eggs --

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Wait, what about candy?
Can you still eat candy?

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Guys, this doesn't have
to be a whole thing.

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I don't need to eat burgers
to be a Burger Boy.

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It'll still be fun
to hang out.

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Emery's right.

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Nothing has to change.
I'm sure it'll all be fine.

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Yeah,
you're probably right.

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It'll be totally fine,

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like when my sister
Tiffany stopped drinking.

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Huh. I didn't know you had
a sister named Tiffany.

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We don't talk about her
because she stopped being fun.

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**

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Do we have any Gatorade?

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My new boyfriend's
a lot of fun.

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No, and keep it down.

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Evan's had a tough day,
and he's trying to sleep.

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You're giving Evan
too much attention.

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What about the advice
you gave blondie?

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Jenny,
you eavesdrop too much.

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One day, it's gonna come back
and bite you.

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The last thing that tried
to bite me

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is waiting
in the garage.

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Maria is a toddler,
Evan is a teenager.

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It's different.
Give him a day.

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Tomorrow he'll be
back to normal.

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I got to get back.

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And don't come in no matter
how much I yell "help."

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Mommy,
I had a bad dream.

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Oh, it was just
your grandmother.

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Shh.

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**

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Uh...sorry.

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Are you sure
this is okay?

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Not too weird?

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Not at all.

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I'm loaded on vitamin B12
with all these fresh vegetables.

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I'm in a great mood.

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Is it just me,

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or is tofu at a burger joint
a real bummer?

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It's like a cat
at a dog show. Disrespectful.

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Two Double-Barrel Burgers
for you.

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And a seltzer for the boy
who brought in outside food.

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Thanks.

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Well...

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[ Chuckles ]

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Oh.

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**

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We finally found
the one burger

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the Hamburglar
wouldn't steal.

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You can tell
these were frozen.

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Burrrr-ger.

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Boom! Got 'em!

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[ Both chuckle ]

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Umm...

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Are you sure
you don't want to try it?

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So you can see how bad it is?
One bite won't kill you.

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First of all, you don't
know that. What if I choke?

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Second, I'm serious
about my veganism, Dad.

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But you two should enjoy.

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You know,
maybe we just call it.

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There's something
about this place

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that isn't as fun
as I thought.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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There's this vegan restaurant,
Cafe Fiona, that says

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they have the Best Veggie Burger
in Orlando.

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Whaddaya say we put 'em
in their place, huh?

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[ Gulps ]

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Oh, wow, yeah.
Cool. Can't wait.

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You're not gonna like
the price,

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but that's what it costs
to make a patty out of beans.

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And bun out of beans.

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And cheese out of beans.

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And the parking's
valet-only.

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**

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Soothes the vocal cords...

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and boosts fertility?

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Just do one thing well.

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Oh, you're looking refreshed,
how are you feeling?

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Better.

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Spending time with you always
makes me feel better, Mommy.

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Great.
That's solved.

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[ Sips ]

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My cords are soothed.
It's time.

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**

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00:08:00,557 --> 00:08:02,693
What's happening?
What -- What is this?

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00:08:02,726 --> 00:08:04,761
Spending yesterday together
felt so good,

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00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:05,996
I thought,
why not do it again?

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00:08:06,029 --> 00:08:08,765
Oh.
Another day of that.

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00:08:08,799 --> 00:08:11,401
Hm.
Okay, I guess you can
observe my process.

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Hm.

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**

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Out you go.
You're gonna miss the bus.
Are you gonna be waiting here
when I get home?

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I promise.
Which room?

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Uhp, the door's closing.

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[ Imitates
door creaking ]

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[ Sighs ]

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00:08:38,428 --> 00:08:39,529
Jessica, you were right --

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you make a perfect
door-closing sound.

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I can make the perfect
ass-kissing sound.

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[ Smooching ]

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Evan is more clingy
than ever.

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I thought I raised him
to be the perfect machine.

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But I didn't account
for one thing -- love.

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Now he's turned
on his creator.

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Like the "Terminator."

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I need a plan.

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How do you fix someone
who's just been dumped?

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I really wish
I could help,

250
00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:03,153
but I've actually never had
my heart broken.

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00:09:03,186 --> 00:09:05,288
My nicknames in high school
were "Honey the Heartbreaker"

252
00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:07,924
and another I just realized
I shouldn't tell you guys.

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00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:10,293
I've never had
my heart broken either.

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00:09:10,326 --> 00:09:12,462
One guy tried, but he
woke up the next morning

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00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:14,264
with his mattress
floating down the Potomac.

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00:09:14,297 --> 00:09:15,966
[ Chuckles ]
Embarrassing for a senator.

257
00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:17,333
I always do the dumping.

258
00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:19,936
I've dumped 14 boyfriends
this year.

259
00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:22,138
Hey, babe.

260
00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:23,273
You wanted to talk?

261
00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,076
Time to make it 15.

262
00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:28,845
Let's do this
in the garage.

263
00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:29,846
Hmm?

264
00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,281
Okay. The garage.

265
00:09:32,883 --> 00:09:33,817
[ Exhales sharply ]

266
00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:35,418
That's it.

267
00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:38,254
I just need to talk to some duds
who've been dumped.

268
00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:39,656
Did Jenny get a nurse?

269
00:09:41,191 --> 00:09:42,525
What just happened?

270
00:09:42,558 --> 00:09:43,694
Dud.

271
00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:46,029
* Send me on my way

272
00:09:46,062 --> 00:09:47,363
* On my way

273
00:09:47,397 --> 00:09:48,164
* Send me on my way

274
00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:48,999
* On my way

275
00:09:49,032 --> 00:09:50,266
* Send me on my way

276
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,034
* On my way

277
00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:52,435
* Send me on my way

278
00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:53,203
* On my way

279
00:09:53,236 --> 00:09:54,304
* Send me on my way

280
00:09:54,337 --> 00:09:55,872
A lot of hemp
on these vegans.

281
00:09:55,906 --> 00:09:57,774
Cashier: Number 50!
Your food's sprouted!

282
00:09:57,808 --> 00:09:59,342
That's us!

283
00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,476
50?

284
00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,813
You mean 49 other people
ordered this crap?

285
00:10:02,846 --> 00:10:04,014
I can't believe
we're stuck here

286
00:10:04,047 --> 00:10:05,982
instead of trying
Leroy's Burger Town.

287
00:10:06,016 --> 00:10:07,117
Did you see their ad?

288
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,952
I did. Scrambled eggs
in a burger patty?

289
00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:11,722
Sounds terrible,
but also maybe amazing?

290
00:10:11,755 --> 00:10:12,522
Who knows?

291
00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:14,657
Not us.

292
00:10:14,691 --> 00:10:17,060
But we can't eat that
around Emery. It's too weird.

293
00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:19,029
Look,
it'll all be fine.

294
00:10:19,062 --> 00:10:20,463
He's probably just going
through a phase.

295
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,497
You know how he's been.

296
00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:23,466
Gentlemen, ready your wit.

297
00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:26,703
The "Best Veggie Burger
in Orlando" is served!

298
00:10:26,737 --> 00:10:28,705
Wait, it's just
veggie stuff?

299
00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:30,073
Not like,
a veggie/beef mix?

300
00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:32,876
Wait, I have
my shoe bologna!

301
00:10:32,909 --> 00:10:34,978
Oh, damn it.
I ate it in the car.

302
00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:40,550
**

303
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,052
Ugh!
This tastes like cardboard

304
00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:43,319
that was left out
in the rain.

305
00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:45,521
There's definitely
dirt in here.

306
00:10:45,555 --> 00:10:47,257
And it might be
on purpose.

307
00:10:48,591 --> 00:10:50,026
[ Whispering ]
What if this isn't a phase?

308
00:10:51,762 --> 00:10:54,030
You can really taste
the chickpea husks.

309
00:10:54,064 --> 00:10:55,298
Thank you, Mother Earth,
right?

310
00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,234
**

311
00:10:58,268 --> 00:11:00,236
Welcome, heartbroken flops.

312
00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:01,704
Thank you for meeting
with me here today.

313
00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:04,074
Yeah. Sure thing.
Always a pleasure.
Sup.

314
00:11:04,107 --> 00:11:06,242
You're all here because
you've been dumped before --

315
00:11:06,276 --> 00:11:07,778
some, I'm assuming,
more than others.

316
00:11:07,811 --> 00:11:09,079
Guilty!

317
00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:11,081
But you've all managed
to bounce back

318
00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:14,517
and become mostly
functioning adults.

319
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,618
How?

320
00:11:15,651 --> 00:11:16,887
Marvin?

321
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,288
Oh, well,
I just rebounded

322
00:11:18,321 --> 00:11:20,190
the way
my father taught me --

323
00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:21,691
move south
and date younger.

324
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,027
My high-school sweetheart
was a 50-year-old in Maine.

325
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:26,997
"Marvin -- useless."

326
00:11:27,764 --> 00:11:29,399
Never thought these words
would come out of my mouth,

327
00:11:29,432 --> 00:11:31,868
but, Matthew Chestnut,
please speak.

328
00:11:31,902 --> 00:11:33,369
Well, uh,
let me tell ya --

329
00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:36,973
me and Madam Heartbreak
go way, way back.

330
00:11:37,007 --> 00:11:38,241
I hate you.

331
00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:40,376
But every time she does
pay me a visit,

332
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:41,912
I just crack open
a bottle of whiskey,

333
00:11:41,945 --> 00:11:43,446
put on an old Western,

334
00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:47,884
and weep until my eyes
are as dry as the desert sands.

335
00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:50,053
Spoken like a man who's
never been to the desert.

336
00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:52,488
Y'know, it's truly amazing
how many tears

337
00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:53,924
one man can produce
in a single month.

338
00:11:55,191 --> 00:11:56,927
"Never talk
to Chestnut again."

339
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,495
Alright, tank-top.

340
00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:00,596
Prove your worth.

341
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,432
Hmm? What?

342
00:12:02,465 --> 00:12:03,733
I-I'm sorry.
Marvin: Go, man.

343
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,301
This hangover
is killing me.

344
00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:06,502
I-I had a wild night out

345
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:08,438
with the boys last night,
y'know?

346
00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:10,841
Jackson bought some shots,
Trey invited some babes,

347
00:12:10,874 --> 00:12:13,443
Cody did some
sick backflips.

348
00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:15,245
By the end of the night
I had forgotten

349
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,914
about your mother-in-law --
and my home address.

350
00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:20,283
You know, unlike your choice
in women,

351
00:12:20,316 --> 00:12:22,052
that idea
is not half-bad.

352
00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:25,288
A party could get Evan
off my back

353
00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:26,923
and might help him
get over his break-up.

354
00:12:26,957 --> 00:12:27,824
Hmm.
Hmm.

355
00:12:27,858 --> 00:12:29,192
Hmm.
[ Chuckles ]

356
00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:30,260
Okay,
I just have to ask.

357
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,494
I grew up in Bangor.

358
00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:33,629
Was she a thin woman
with glasses?

359
00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:35,098
No.

360
00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:38,268
She was a tub of clam chowder
with perfect vision.

361
00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:39,802
Whew!

362
00:12:39,836 --> 00:12:41,537
**

363
00:12:41,571 --> 00:12:42,638
"She sipped her coffee."

364
00:12:42,672 --> 00:12:43,874
[ Sips ]

365
00:12:43,907 --> 00:12:45,508
"The clock ticked.

366
00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:47,443
Seconds turned into minutes.

367
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:48,845
Minutes turned into hours.

368
00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:50,646
Hours turned into days.

369
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,115
Days turned into weeks.

370
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:53,483
She flagged down the waitress.

371
00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:54,484
'More coffee?'

372
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,019
One cup turned into two.

373
00:12:56,052 --> 00:12:57,187
Two cups turned into three --"

374
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,621
[ Door opens ]
Evan: Mommy!

375
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,057
I forgot how bad
the school cafeteria food is.

376
00:13:01,091 --> 00:13:02,658
Can you please make me
a healthy snack?

377
00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:03,726
Please, Mommy?

378
00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:05,461
Maybe in a bit,
but first

379
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:08,664
I have a different,
original idea of my own.

380
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,500
Call your friends and tell them
you're having a sleepover!

381
00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,235
But you said sleepovers
are just a scam

382
00:13:12,268 --> 00:13:13,369
to get free babysitting.

383
00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:15,538
They are,
but I'll make an exception.

384
00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:17,173
You're the best, Mommy!

385
00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:18,541
I'll go call people
right now.

386
00:13:18,574 --> 00:13:20,743
And you'll do this...
without me?

387
00:13:20,776 --> 00:13:22,745
Sure!

388
00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:24,380
[ Sighs ]
[ Click ]

389
00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:27,918
"Three cups turned into four.

390
00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:29,986
Four cups turned into five.

391
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,355
She asked for the bathroom code.

392
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:37,160
It was 9-7-2-5-3-1-8-0 --"

393
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:38,061
Mom?
[ Sighs ]

394
00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:40,330
[ Click ]
Damn it, Emery!

395
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:42,532
She was just about to meet
Gorbachev in the bathroom!

396
00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:45,001
Have you seen Eddie and Dad?
I can't find them anywhere.

397
00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:47,770
Well, they said
something about going
to Leroy's Burger Town.

398
00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:50,106
Wait, they went to
Leroy's Burger Town without me?

399
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:52,508
Are you at Leroy's Burger Town
right now?

400
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:53,576
No.

401
00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:54,610
Well...

402
00:13:54,644 --> 00:13:55,912
[ Sighs ]

403
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:58,581
[ 1950s pop instrumental plays ]

404
00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:00,083
They call this a burger?!

405
00:14:00,116 --> 00:14:02,785
More like a...a booger.

406
00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:03,853
Sandwich.

407
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,521
Cooked not good.

408
00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,523
Don't force it.
There's a lot to figure out.

409
00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:08,959
You're eating,
you're talking.

410
00:14:08,992 --> 00:14:10,426
Just slow down.
You'll find it.

411
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,929
I know, I know.
I'm just so eager to please.

412
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:14,931
We're pleased, man.
Pleased you're here.

413
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,099
[ Door opens, bells jingle ]

414
00:14:16,132 --> 00:14:17,800
You're sneaking off
without me?

415
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,069
And you invited Trent?

416
00:14:19,102 --> 00:14:20,703
What happened to
Huang boys only?

417
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,138
Well, what happened
to eating meat?

418
00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:23,373
It hurts the animals!

419
00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:25,208
Of course it does!
It's meat!

420
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,210
Hey, I'm not the one that owes
an explanation here.

421
00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:29,612
Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Not you, Trent!

422
00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,481
I don't know you that well,
but you seem very nice!

423
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,150
Well, since you two clearly
didn't want me here,

424
00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:35,518
I guess I'll just go.

425
00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:39,755
That's right, everyone!

426
00:14:39,789 --> 00:14:41,224
Get your stares in now!

427
00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:43,793
We're all dealing
with something!

428
00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:46,496
**

429
00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:49,632
Alright, Zack --
Truth or Math?

430
00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:50,967
Truth.

431
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:52,235
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]

432
00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:53,903
Alright, boys,
I'm gonna leave now.

433
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,238
You sure you're all okay?

434
00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,472
Evan, you're good?

435
00:14:56,506 --> 00:14:57,974
Yes, Mommy.
Now please go.

436
00:14:58,008 --> 00:14:59,742
Zack picked "truth."

437
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,278
We're in uncharted territory,
and it's gonna get weird.

438
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,116
Well, then?
C'mon.

439
00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:07,984
Who would you
rather kiss --

440
00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:09,485
my mom or Jeff's mom?

441
00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,021
Ooh.

442
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,256
Do you have a 5?

443
00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:14,524
Go fish.

444
00:15:14,557 --> 00:15:16,526
We've played
the whole deck.

445
00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:17,760
I know you have a 5.

446
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,195
Go fish.

447
00:15:20,196 --> 00:15:22,265
I hate to admit it,
but your ex

448
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:23,599
had some good advice

449
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:27,103
about distracting Evan
with his "wild night."

450
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:30,140
I don't mean to be rude,
but you weren't paying that guy?

451
00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:31,874
Not with money.

452
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,510
Oh, it's so nice

453
00:15:34,544 --> 00:15:37,780
to finally be able to have
some time to myself!

454
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,782
Evan was driving me nuts,

455
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:43,653
always following me around
with the "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!"

456
00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:46,156
The clinginess
was just too much.

457
00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:47,457
[ Refrigerator door closes ]

458
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,858
Just getting some juice.

459
00:15:48,891 --> 00:15:50,060
Hopefully
it's not too much.

460
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,569
Oops, there I go again.

461
00:15:59,602 --> 00:16:00,836
Too much.

462
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,338
She gets it, Evan!

463
00:16:02,372 --> 00:16:04,474
You're just
wasting juice!

464
00:16:09,045 --> 00:16:09,279
[ Sips ]

465
00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:12,382
Well, I guess
I'll leave you be,

466
00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:14,550
now that you "finally
have time for yourself."

467
00:16:14,584 --> 00:16:15,851
Look, Evan, I don't know

468
00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:17,653
what you think you heard,
but I wasn't --

469
00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:19,089
Let's check the tapes.

470
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:21,357
You were recording?
[ Click, tape rewinding ]

471
00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:24,527
Jessica:
Evan was driving me nuts,
always following me around

472
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,562
with the "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!"

473
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:29,332
Nobody learned
from Watergate.

474
00:16:29,365 --> 00:16:31,101
Look, Evan, I wasn't --

475
00:16:31,134 --> 00:16:32,668
Don't worry, Mommy.

476
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:34,337
What's a few more cracks
in this broken heart of mine?

477
00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:40,610
**

478
00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:42,178
[ Sighs ]
It'll be okay, Jessica.
[ Door closes ]

479
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:44,514
I mean, parents are allowed to
mess up once in a while.

480
00:16:44,547 --> 00:16:46,782
Marvin gave Maria coffee
yesterday.

481
00:16:46,816 --> 00:16:48,851
I've never messed up
like this before.

482
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,620
He'll come back.
They all do.

483
00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:53,589
Louis still comes to me
for motherly support.

484
00:16:53,623 --> 00:16:54,957
Really?

485
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,026
Interesting.
[ Tape rewinding ]

486
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,028
Honey: It's not that Marvin
isn't satisfying in bed.

487
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,297
It's just, I don't have
the stamina to keep up.
Okay, Jenny, that's enough.

488
00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:03,433
Hey, Emery.

489
00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:04,634
Look, about earlier --

490
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:05,968
Yeah,
about earlier indeed!

491
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:07,803
I can't believe you picked
undercooked meat blood

492
00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:09,105
over your own
flesh and blood.

493
00:17:09,139 --> 00:17:10,606
Well, I got news
for you, kid.

494
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,276
I run a steakhouse!
That's how we survive!

495
00:17:13,309 --> 00:17:14,810
Meat paid for
the clothes on your back,

496
00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:15,945
meat paid for your bed,

497
00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:17,247
meat paid for
your commemorative coins!

498
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,081
Your life
was built on meat!

499
00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:20,716
Yeah, what's the deal,
Emery?

500
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,118
You too good
for meat now or what?

501
00:17:22,152 --> 00:17:23,419
If you're too good
for meat,

502
00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:25,288
I guess you're too good
for...this alarm clock!

503
00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:27,056
And this journal!

504
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,091
And this...bowl of...

505
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,560
loose batteries.

506
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:31,894
You know what, Dad?

507
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,729
I never judged you for eating
and selling meat.

508
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:34,897
I respected you.

509
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,933
And all I wanted was
some respect in return.

510
00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:42,672
Hey, is this sleepover
still happening?

511
00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:45,608
Yeah, because if not, uh,
that would actually be a relief.

512
00:17:45,641 --> 00:17:49,479
I need my home bathroom to...
do what I need to do.

513
00:17:49,512 --> 00:17:51,914
**

514
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,116
I know I'm on your bed,
but it's not because I'm clingy.

515
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:55,518
There was just
nowhere else to go.

516
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:58,254
Evan, I felt awful
for hurting you.

517
00:17:58,288 --> 00:17:59,422
I didn't know what to do,

518
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,491
so I called my mom
to talk about it.

519
00:18:01,524 --> 00:18:03,826
Did she go on a rant about
how annoying you are?

520
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:06,162
Actually, she sent me
straight to voicemail.

521
00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:08,164
But the fact that I
wanted to call her

522
00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:09,765
made me
realize something --

523
00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:13,669
sometimes a kid
just needs their mom.

524
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:16,172
Unless your mom's a hamster.
They eat their babies.

525
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,774
So you figured out
Cool Ranch Jr. didn't
move to Seattle?

526
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:19,675
Yeah.

527
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:20,843
Did Eddie?

528
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,212
No.
And I won't tell him.

529
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:26,216
You're always so perfect,
I sometimes forget

530
00:18:26,249 --> 00:18:28,451
it doesn't mean
you won't struggle.

531
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,354
I was glad I could be here
to help you --

532
00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:32,888
because I know
I won't always be.

533
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,290
Oh, no. Are you dying?

534
00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:35,625
What about the prophecy?

535
00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:36,826
What? No.

536
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:38,194
I'm talking about
when you go off to college.

537
00:18:38,228 --> 00:18:40,062
The psychic's prediction
is still true.

538
00:18:40,095 --> 00:18:41,731
Mommy will outlive you all.

539
00:18:41,764 --> 00:18:43,199
Oh, thank God.

540
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:46,135
Please sing at my funeral.
You have a lovely voice.

541
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,070
It was wrong of me
to get annoyed at you

542
00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:50,172
just for needing
my support.

543
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,408
Getting over heartbreak
takes time.

544
00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:53,843
Or so I've heard.

545
00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:56,312
I guess I might have been
overdoing it a bit.

546
00:18:56,346 --> 00:18:58,180
And also, I started
to hear myself,

547
00:18:58,214 --> 00:19:00,049
and all that "Mommy"
is a bit much.

548
00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:01,984
From now on,
you can be "Mother."

549
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,654
Mm, just call me "Mom."

550
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:07,189
It's the easiest thing to scream
when you're being kidnapped.

551
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:08,891
[ Chuckles softly ]

552
00:19:08,924 --> 00:19:10,260
[ Door opens, closes ]

553
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,428
I got the weird invitation
you slid under my door.

554
00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:14,397
Your handwriting
is really bad, Eddie.

555
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:15,931
Look, you're still upset.

556
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:17,433
We've all been saying things
we don't mean --

557
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:18,668
No, it's bad.

558
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,202
You should know which way
an "E" faces by now.

559
00:19:20,236 --> 00:19:21,404
We have computers.
Who cares?!

560
00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:23,839
Look, we're sorry.

561
00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:25,074
We messed up big time.

562
00:19:25,107 --> 00:19:27,109
You did.
You did do that.

563
00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:29,178
And we're sorry we bounced you
out of the Burger Boys.

564
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,613
We really did like
hanging out.

565
00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:32,014
I mean,
look at this trio.

566
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,116
How often are
the three of us a thing?

567
00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:36,619
It was never supposed
to be about burgers.
It was about bonding.

568
00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:38,388
It was hard for me not to see
you going vegan

569
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:39,622
as a judgment on me.

570
00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,591
You don't claim to be
the best in town,

571
00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:42,958
so I'd never judge you.

572
00:19:42,992 --> 00:19:44,460
Thanks.

573
00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:46,362
Now, we did invite you to
Cattleman's for a reason.

574
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:47,963
We put our heads together
and made you

575
00:19:47,997 --> 00:19:49,432
a good veggie burger --

576
00:19:49,465 --> 00:19:51,033
not like that crap
from the restaurant.

577
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,602
Thanks, guys.

578
00:19:52,635 --> 00:20:01,577
**

579
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:03,245
So?
What do you think?

580
00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:06,616
Wow, it's, uh...

581
00:20:06,649 --> 00:20:08,083
in my mouth.

582
00:20:08,117 --> 00:20:09,352
[ Munching ]

583
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,956
"As he knelt over his lover's
pale, lifeless body

584
00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:17,827
he took her pale, lifeless hands
in his darker, alive hands.

585
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,462
He turned his neck upward

586
00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:21,263
and screamed
to the heavens..."

587
00:20:21,297 --> 00:20:23,666
Whyyyy?!
How could this have happened?!

588
00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:24,967
My heart
has been broken!!

589
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,101
Sicily!!

590
00:20:26,135 --> 00:20:27,737
[ Click ]
Whew!

591
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,306
Sorry, this is way more
therapeutic than I thought.

592
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,274
I'm glad it's helping,
but just so you know,

593
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,344
you're not making
any royalties from this.

594
00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:35,277
I know, Mom.

595
00:20:35,311 --> 00:20:37,747
[ Click ]

596
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,350
"He turned his neck upward,
then screamed to the heavens..."

597
00:20:48,591 --> 00:20:48,958
[ Door closes ]

598
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:51,661
Thank you for such
a lovely date, Jenny.

599
00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:53,195
What the hell?

600
00:20:53,228 --> 00:20:55,264
You really do know
your "Matlock" trivia.

601
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,333
Color me impressed.

602
00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,035
And you really know how
to talk over the best parts.

603
00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:01,371
[ Chuckles ]

604
00:21:03,373 --> 00:21:06,909
[ Dramatic music plays ]

605
00:21:08,177 --> 00:21:09,545
Heard there was an opening
in the Burger Boys

606
00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:12,047
and you skipped over me for
your little golden boy Trent.

607
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,450
So now I'm dating
your mother.

608
00:21:14,484 --> 00:21:15,651
It's your move, boss.

609
00:21:15,685 --> 00:21:18,388
**

610
00:21:18,421 --> 00:21:21,056
You employ
some odd people, Dad.
[ Door opens ]

611
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:23,325
I like the ones
with low self-esteem.

612
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,494
[ Door closes ]
They do anything.

613
00:21:24,527 --> 00:21:25,495
Hm.

614
00:21:25,528 --> 00:21:26,796
[ All groan ]

615
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,163
Think that's a good idea.

616
00:21:28,197 --> 00:21:29,532
Hmm.

617
00:21:29,565 --> 00:21:31,934
**