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♪♪

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Heads up, Emery.

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Throw it high
so I have to jump.

4
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Oh, pits are lookinga little yellow, buddy.

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May be time to bleach 'em.

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This is why I can't wear
Eddie's hand-me-downs.

7
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Between the stains and the holesand the smells?

8
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I need to update
my wardrobe.

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As someone who's wearingEddie's old pants right now...

10
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no way Mom's going
to pay for that.

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Hey, I'm happy
to put another son

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on the payroll
at Cattleman's.

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I think the food industry's
more Eddie's thing.

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Oh.

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Your brother's
all done.

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Time for you to get
all warm and toasty.

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[ Toaster rattles ]Yeah, you need to findyour own thing.

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Eddie:Oh, you're on the job hunt?

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I rememberbeing in the hustle.

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But now I'm chilling.

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I got a job, a lady,

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and killer spring break planson South Padre Island.

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Still can't believe you got
Mom and Dad to let you do that.

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Honestly,
I can't, either.

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But we shook on it,so the ship has sailed.

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Lawd, the chores I did
to convince you guys.

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I vacuumed, I mopped,
I even made a bed.

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It wasn't that hard,
but I'll never do it again.

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Oh, God.

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Don't take a picture of mein Eddie's jeans.

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No.

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It's for Eddie.

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SAT results
arrive this week.

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Already?
Yes.

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And I'm going
to camera capture your face

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when you see your score.

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It'll either be
a look of joy

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or a portrait of failure

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they'll put on the back
of a milk carton

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when I make you go missing.

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They only do thatfor the blonde kids.

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[ Toaster rattles,
camera shutter clicks ]

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--Captions by VITAC--

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♪ Fresh off the boat

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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪

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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪

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♪ Fresh off the boat

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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪

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♪ But I know where I'm goin'

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♪ I'm fresh off the boat

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♪♪

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Ow! You missed.

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Did I?

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Guys, I'm gonna need you

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to take it from
an eight to a two.

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The answer is six.

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Good job, Eddie.
Thanks.

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The Florida State Spelling Bee
is around the corner.

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This is my last chance
to complete

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the Academic Iron Man.

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When you add the word "academic"
to a sporting event,

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it hurts me deep down
in my soul.

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I won the math
and science fairs,

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but spelling
is the final leg.

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I need your help.

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It's the only subject
I've gotten a regular A in.

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Myhelp?

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The only spelling I know
is Tori Spelling.

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She can't whistle
and loves avocados.

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Do you remember
Simryn Patel?

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You went to middle school
with her?

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She won the bee
three years in a row.

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That's
a spelling-bee turkey.

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Yeah.
I remember her.

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Always dancing,
kept a clean locker.

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We were lab partners,
and one of us burned down

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the eye-wash station.

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Well, for us spell-nuts,
she's the Q-U-E-E-N.

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Queen.
Two for two.

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I need you
to introduce me to her

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so I can get some tips.

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No can do.

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I got big problems
of my own right now.

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My SAT scores are coming
in the mail this week,

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and I'm worried
about Mom.

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Remember what happened
when I got my PSAT scores?

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One minute in the cornerfor every point under 1600.

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Mom, come on.

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It's the 250th episodeof "The Simpsons."

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What ifit's their last year?[ Laughs ]

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This is way worse.

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I blacked out from nerves
for the first half of the test,

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and I'm pretty sure
I bombed.

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Mom's gonna cancel
South Padre.

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I learned to say "y'all"
for nothing.

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Well,
if you put in the work

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like I am
for the spelling bee,

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you wouldn't be
so worried now.

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[ Sighs ]

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He really gotthe worst of Mom
andDad.

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I'm a dead man.

102
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This is worse than when Grandma
ruined Mom's credit score

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by buying
all those Madonna bras.

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Mom got so mad,
her nose bled.

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From both sides.

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How did Grandma
come back from that?

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She got
on Mom's good side

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by helping Evan
get an A in P.E.

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That's it.

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I bomb the SATs,but I bail out the golden child.

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Mom forgives me,
and I save South Padre.

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That's
a pretty good plan.

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You go through the pain
to sun your buns,

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you don't waste it.♪ Yeah

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♪♪

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Aah!
You find a job?

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Not yet.
I was helping Eddie.

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Damn it,
I said the wrong brother.

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Ice cream
is for closers.

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You want some,
go get a job.

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I feel like
that's the wrong strategy

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to motivate Emery.

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Just my two cents.

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Cheap advice
is bad advice.

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He's gotten lazyand needs consequences.

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Simple.

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No, I'm just saying,
if we push too hard,

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he'll rush
and make a bad choice.

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It's Emery.
He needs a...gentle touch.

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Gentle?

131
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He's a teenager,not a butterfly wing.

132
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Well, he's been weighing
some jobs at the mall

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and needs a little time
to decide on the right one.

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It's a job at the mall.

135
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What is there to decide?

136
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No matterwhat job he chooses,

137
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he's using the bathroomat Nordstrom.
Trust me.

138
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I know Emery.

139
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Give him some space, and he'll
pick one before we know it.

140
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Last time I trusted you,

141
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we ended upat a tapas restaurant.

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"Shared plates"?

143
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No thank you.

144
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Speaking of plates,
when is dinner?

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♪♪

146
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There's my little
academic athlete.

147
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You're kicking
that dictionary's ass

148
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like an Asian Chuck Norris.

149
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Why didn't you just gowith Bruce Lee?

150
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He's already Asian.

151
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Look,
I felt bad about earlier,

152
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and of course
I'll intro you to Simryn.

153
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Really?

154
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Face time with the legend?

155
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Simryn's my girl.
The Simster. Sim Dog.

156
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Simmy Simmy Ko Ko Bop.

157
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Wait a sec.What's in it for you?

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Other than the satisfaction
of helping out my brother?

159
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Okay, fine.

160
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SAT scores
are gonna come in,

161
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and Mom's gonna kick me
to the streets.

162
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And eventually,
I'm gonna need

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a guest house
to crash at,

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and you're the best bet
to have one.

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Hmm.That surprisingly tracks.

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Okay. Thanks, Eddie.

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In South Padre,a guest house would be a
casita.

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00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:04,651
I'll grab
my driving sandals...

169
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And your foot spray.

170
00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:08,002
...and you go tell Mom
that your loving older brother

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is helping you achieve
academic greatness,

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and we're on our way.

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Effulgent!

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That means brilliant.It's from the Latin --

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Not now.

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I'll save it
for the car.

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♪♪

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Ice cream?

179
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Uhp, hands off.

180
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I gotEmery looking for jobs

181
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without threatening
consequences,

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so I earnedthis double choco mint.

183
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It's just mint.
Eddie already got in there.

184
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He got all the choco?How?

185
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He used
your mother's tweezers.

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Oh.[ Door opens, closes ]

187
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Hey, there, Pretty Woman,back from the mall?

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[ Chuckles ]

189
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Someone must have gottenhis first paycheck.

190
00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,211
No. I emptied out
my Christmas gift cards.

191
00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,692
What about finding
a new job?

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You wanted me to
find my own thing,
and I didn't.

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The search continues.

194
00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,262
Jessica:
Oh, look, Louis.

195
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He's unemployed and happy.

196
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Emery, you ding-dong.

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Time for consequences.

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Hey! My new clothes!

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You want
your party dresses back?

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Get a job. By tomorrow.

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[ Sighs ]

202
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He's like a horse,

203
00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:07,148
and I'm the tiny person
riding him to success.

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[ Door slams ]

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Trent, my SAT scores
show up yet?Trent: Negative.

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That means no.

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But I got eyes on the box.

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That means mailbox. Good.

209
00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:16,462
I need you to buy time

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until I help Evan
win the spelling bee.

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[ Sighs ]

212
00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,553
You sure my mom
can't see you?

213
00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:22,163
Oh, don't worry.
It's impossible.

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00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,469
[ Cellphone ringing ]

215
00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:24,818
Oh, I gotta go.

216
00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,472
I'm using Trish's cell,and her boyfriend's calling.

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[ High-pitched voice ]Hello, Muscles.

218
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No, I've been thinkingabout youall day.

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Oh, stop it.

220
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[ Chuckles ]

221
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Simryn lives here?

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♪ Baby, baby, won't you

223
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♪ Come to me

224
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♪ Show me who you are, baby

225
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♪ I'm craving for you

226
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♪ I'm craving

227
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♪ I'm missing you like candy

228
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♪ Missing you like candy♪

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Eddie Huang
from piccolo class?

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Simryn! 'Sup, girl?
It's been forever.

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[ Chuckles ]
You're like two feet taller.

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I've been eating.

233
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It's so cool you live
in this motel.

234
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Do they come in
and make your beds?

235
00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:06,643
No, my family owns it.

236
00:07:06,686 --> 00:07:08,166
We make the beds.

237
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Oh, well,
at least you have free HBO.

238
00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:13,737
Again, we're not guests
at our own motel.

239
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Oh, I get it.

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Like my dad
and his restaurant.

241
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Everyone assumes I'm eating
steaks for free every day.You do.

242
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Yeah, but...

243
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You're right.

244
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He always is.
This is my brother, Evan.

245
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I was hoping you could help him
win the spelling bee.

246
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1998. Diphtheria?

247
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Hidden H after the P.

248
00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:32,233
Mama rolled
right through it.

249
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When diphtheria takes
down two of your uncles
at a family reunion,

250
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you learn to spell it.See, Evan?

251
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You're learning already.
Simryn, can't thank you enough.

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Take as much time
as you need.

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A couple days, even.

254
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I'll be here chilling
by the pool,

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sunning my buns.♪ Yeah

256
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Sorry. I can't.

257
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I've got work
around the motel,

258
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and I'm going
to the Mandy Moore concert

259
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and I need to perfect
my "Candy" dance.

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[ Exhales sharply ]
Getting there.

261
00:07:59,652 --> 00:08:02,742
Heh.
Anyway,
good luck at the bee, Evan.

262
00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:03,917
When in doubt,

263
00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:06,224
imagine the words
in their underwear.

264
00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,357
Well, that was cool.

265
00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:10,445
She's not your friend,

266
00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:11,577
we reminded her
of her sick uncles,

267
00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:12,752
and now we're going home.

268
00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:14,319
♪♪

269
00:08:17,365 --> 00:08:19,672
[ Sighs ]
Eddie, let's go.

270
00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:20,630
You've already wasted enough
of my spelling time.

271
00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:22,719
Wait, I think I can stillget Simryn to help us.

272
00:08:22,762 --> 00:08:23,807
[ Sighs ]

273
00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:24,938
Come on, Eddie.

274
00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,461
I need to get home
and hit the dicks!

275
00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,941
Nope.
Tried to shorten "dictionary."

276
00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,813
Did not work out.

277
00:08:29,856 --> 00:08:32,772
[ Doorbell rings ]

278
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:33,860
Here we go, Mina.

279
00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:34,861
[ Doorbell rings ]

280
00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,167
Hi.

281
00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:37,472
No.

282
00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:38,648
We don't need
any more magazines.

283
00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:40,084
I'm not getting scammedagain.

284
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:44,088
I will take two "Rod and Reel"subscriptions, please.

285
00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:45,655
But that's it.

286
00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:47,526
Mom, Dad, room 16 asked
for more soap --

287
00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,702
Oh, Eddie,
you're still here?Eddie: Simryn, please,

288
00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,661
you gotta help Evanstudy for the spelling bee.

289
00:08:51,704 --> 00:08:53,837
Sorry,
I'm just really busy.

290
00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,403
DC: Ah. Busy?

291
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,622
Strong words
coming from the girl

292
00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,189
who takes
15-minute showers.

293
00:08:58,232 --> 00:08:59,407
Mina:
Strong words from the man

294
00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,888
who takes 45 minutes
to iron his jeans.

295
00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,237
Sorry about them.

296
00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:07,720
Simryn, how do you know
these magazine salesmen?

297
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:08,721
Eddie and I
were classmates.

298
00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:09,853
We never dated.

299
00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,855
But your daughter
is very beautiful.

300
00:09:11,898 --> 00:09:14,031
A beautifulspelling bee legend.

301
00:09:14,074 --> 00:09:15,249
Yeah, that's actually
why we're here.

302
00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,729
We need Simryn
to help Evan win.

303
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,426
Of course Simryn can help.

304
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,212
I call her "Hamburger"because she's such a helper.

305
00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:22,474
[ Chuckles ]

306
00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:24,084
It's 'cause of
Hamburger Helper.

307
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,782
You know, the...

308
00:09:25,825 --> 00:09:27,348
Yeah, Dad, they know.
So embarrassing.

309
00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,480
When I am ever
embarrassing?

310
00:09:28,523 --> 00:09:29,655
Just now?

311
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,788
Yesterday at the market,
when you juggled the lettuce?

312
00:09:31,831 --> 00:09:33,746
Every time the Cleveland Indianscome to town?

313
00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,313
Alright, smiles up,
Patels.

314
00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:37,576
We're about to get
on the Jumbotron.

315
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,926
Now the real Indiansare here!

316
00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:45,323
There is nothing embarrassingabout clever wordplay.

317
00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:46,803
Come on, Hamburger.
Help us.

318
00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:48,021
DC: You'll be great.

319
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,806
You spent weeks studying
for those spelling bees.

320
00:09:49,849 --> 00:09:52,547
Yeah. I-I did.

321
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,071
But the thing is,

322
00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:57,596
I have all these
motel chores, so...

323
00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,554
I'll do your chores.
Love chores.DC: Great.

324
00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,034
He loves chores.

325
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,035
You can start tomorrow.

326
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:02,906
Everybody's happy.

327
00:10:02,949 --> 00:10:04,690
So happy.
Cool.

328
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,911
♪♪

329
00:10:07,954 --> 00:10:09,521
[ Ceramics shatter,
laughter]

330
00:10:09,564 --> 00:10:10,870
Want to trade
shoulder massages?

331
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,176
I do you, you do me?

332
00:10:12,219 --> 00:10:13,481
No, I like
my shoulders tight.

333
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,962
Okay.[ Door opens, closes ]

334
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,703
Guess who got a job

335
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,966
as the newest associate
at Abernathy & Fitz?

336
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,402
Wow.

337
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,752
Isn't that amazing,
Louis?

338
00:10:22,795 --> 00:10:24,318
Yeah.You know what's amazing?

339
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,842
The Brazilian rainforest.

340
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,800
We don't even know
what's in there.

341
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,759
Emery, you can have
your party dresses back.

342
00:10:29,802 --> 00:10:30,760
Thanks for the push, Mom.

343
00:10:31,891 --> 00:10:33,980
Abernathy & Fitz.
[ Chuckles ]

344
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,200
Not only did I get Emery
to pick a job,

345
00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:38,158
but he picked one
at a law firm.

346
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,812
[ Chuckles ]

347
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,944
Looks like I earned myself
some ice cream.

348
00:10:40,987 --> 00:10:43,860
[ Wheelchair whirs ]

349
00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:46,819
You still in for tradesies
on massages?

350
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,996
These new bra straps
are killing my shoulders.

351
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,999
No, Ma.

352
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,871
Trent: [ High-pitched voice]  Hello, this is Trish.

353
00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:56,089
No scores yet?[ Normal voice] Nope.

354
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:59,092
But Brian got his,and ooh, buddy, it was bad.

355
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,877
Like,single-digit-hundies.

356
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,748
Oh, God.
It's gonna be bad.

357
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,229
I gotta make sure Evan gets all
the training here he can get.

358
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,451
Brobdingnagian.Please use it
in a sentence.

359
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,584
The blue whale is a mammal
of brobdingnagian proportions.

360
00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:14,629
Eddie: Damn.

361
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:17,981
This is the biggest washing
machine I've ever used.

362
00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:19,983
The biggest washing machineI ever used growing up?

363
00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:21,811
The Ganges.[ Buzzer ]

364
00:11:21,854 --> 00:11:23,900
We need a new movie quote.

365
00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:26,990
Eddie:"Luke...I Am Your Motel."

366
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,165
It's from "Star Wars."

367
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,644
[ Imitates lightsaber ]

368
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:30,820
Celerity.

369
00:11:30,863 --> 00:11:31,908
Please use it
in a sentence.

370
00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:35,607
Okay.
Got to work fast.

371
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,783
Only 10 minutes beforethe next guest checks in.

372
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,045
DC:
"You know what they call

373
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,612
a Quarter Pounder With Cheese
in Paris?

374
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,005
A Motel With Cheese."

375
00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,615
I don't get it.

376
00:11:43,658 --> 00:11:45,791
It's from "Pulp Fiction."Mm.

377
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,924
You still don't get it,do you?
No.

378
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:51,188
Celerity of movement is vital
in the 100-meter dash.

379
00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:53,016
♪ Who's down with OPP?

380
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:55,061
♪ This whole party ♪ Break it down

381
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,019
Eddie: I got it.

382
00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:58,673
Wait. Mr. Patel?
I'm stuck!

383
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,067
"Austin Powers."

384
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:04,027
Yeah, baby.

385
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:07,073
Pterodactyl.Evan: P-T-E-R-O--

386
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,292
That was Trent.

387
00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:12,252
My SAT scores came in,
and it's, uh...wow.

388
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,864
Ooh, that's not good.

389
00:12:14,907 --> 00:12:18,258
Hey, man, it's been proven
standardized testing is racist.

390
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,869
Not racist enough.
I got a 1500.

391
00:12:19,912 --> 00:12:21,044
Whoa! Congrats!

392
00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:22,219
Evan: What?

393
00:12:22,262 --> 00:12:24,438
But you said
you blacked out.

394
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,875
I guess your boy's
just a natural.

395
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,659
Let's steal some of these tasty
pillow mints and head home.

396
00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:28,747
But I'm not done yet.

397
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,967
It doesn't matter anymore.
I'm safe.

398
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,185
Plus, you studied a bunch.
Let's go.

399
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,187
You're safe?

400
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,015
So, this was
all about you.

401
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,887
You never cared
about helping me.

402
00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,105
I should have known better.

403
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,760
I did mean what I said
about the guest house.

404
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,066
Sorry to jump in,

405
00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,981
but we don't have
pillow mints.

406
00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:46,417
What have you been eating?

407
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,853
♪♪

408
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,987
[ Brakes screech,
gearshift clicks ]

409
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,989
I want you to know,

410
00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:54,904
when Eddie bombs the SAT
and mysteriously vanishes,

411
00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:56,644
you can have his room.

412
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,211
Mm.

413
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,734
Your law firm
is next to the mall?

414
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:00,735
Law firm?

415
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,694
Abernathy & Fitzis a clothing store.

416
00:13:02,737 --> 00:13:04,087
For lawyers?

417
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,263
No.
Oh.

418
00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:07,960
Well, not as prestigious,
but still a job.

419
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,527
Yeah.Turns out "my thing" was

420
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,572
whatever got me to mynew wardrobe the quickest.

421
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,183
Let me just get
my uniform on.

422
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,013
There.
Ready for work.

423
00:13:17,056 --> 00:13:18,753
What is happening?

424
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,364
It's store policy to haveshirtless male greeters.

425
00:13:20,407 --> 00:13:22,105
I guessit brings in customers.

426
00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:23,802
I get my torso oil today.

427
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,803
Wish me luck.

428
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:31,941
Oh, God.

429
00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:34,465
I've turned my teenage son
into a stripper.

430
00:13:34,508 --> 00:13:36,946
[ Scoffs ] A maleone.

431
00:13:38,773 --> 00:13:40,253
I can't believe you,
Eddie.

432
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,125
This is worse than when
Emery stretched out

433
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:43,909
my favorite
checkered polo.Eddie: Dude, I'm sorry.

434
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,129
Spring break was on the lineand I got carried away,

435
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,957
but if you have more to do,we can stay.

436
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,393
Um,I think he's got it.

437
00:13:49,436 --> 00:13:52,135
Really?
I'm ready for the bee?

438
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,745
You think I can win?

439
00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:57,488
Uh, well,there's no guarantees.

440
00:13:57,531 --> 00:13:59,142
But I mastered your
spelling system, right?

441
00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:02,145
Uh...w-well...

442
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:04,582
t-to be honest,I don't really have a system.

443
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:05,583
I never really studied.

444
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:07,193
What?

445
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,500
I said I'd help you to stayon my parents' good side.

446
00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,719
I mean, the Mandy concert'son the line.

447
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,156
Mandy friggin' Moore.

448
00:14:13,199 --> 00:14:14,505
She cute.

449
00:14:14,548 --> 00:14:15,549
If you didn't study,

450
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,073
then how did you win
three times?

451
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:18,117
I don't know.

452
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,424
I hear a word,
close my eyes,

453
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,643
see some colors,
and spell it?

454
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,167
Seriously?

455
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,299
So, you black out
and get a 1500,

456
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,127
and you're a Mandy-head
with synesthesia?

457
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,128
Synesthesia.

458
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,391
Purple S, green Y...

459
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,612
Sorry, can't turn it off.This isn't fair.

460
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:35,961
You're both naturals,

461
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,094
and I'm a sucker
who has to put in the work.

462
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:39,791
Dude,
you're a straight-A student.

463
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,053
Who cares?

464
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,533
I care because
I have to earn it.

465
00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:44,361
You guys just wake up
and it's there.

466
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:46,102
No effort. Voilà.

467
00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,668
Come on, Evan.

468
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,105
I mean, why even bother
with the spelling bee?

469
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,020
Some natural's just gonna
swoop in and beat me anyway.

470
00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:52,325
It's pointless.

471
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,066
I quit.

472
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,113
[ Door opens, closes ]Not to belittle his outrage,

473
00:14:57,156 --> 00:14:59,028
but he is so cute
when he storms off.

474
00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:08,385
Man,I really messed him up.

475
00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:11,692
He didn't even sanitizethe chair before he landed.

476
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,259
Oh, no.

477
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,392
Is your brother crying?

478
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:16,393
In public?

479
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:18,264
Don't let him do that
in the pool.

480
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,787
It messes up the PH
of the water.

481
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:24,227
He's frustrated I got a 1500on my SATs without studying.

482
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,142
I take it fitted sheets
weren't on the test.

483
00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:28,883
I think he's jealous'cause I'm a natural.

484
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,147
Man, I don't understand
this obsession

485
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,149
with "being a natural."

486
00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:35,020
I mean,it's kind of awesome.

487
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,717
I crushed the SATs.

488
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,850
Don't even rememberfilling in the ovals.

489
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:40,025
Hmm. Congrats.

490
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,026
You're a natural
at something useless

491
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,854
that makes no money.

492
00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,290
Did you switch bodieswith my mom?

493
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,205
Look around.

494
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,425
If we hadn't
put in the work,

495
00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:50,079
the Magic Motor Inn
would never have made it

496
00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:52,255
to AAA's list of most
affordable motor lodges

497
00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:54,039
off the I-4
in East Orlando.

498
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,042
Did you switch bodieswith my dad?

499
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,305
The point is...

500
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,829
natural talent
only takes you so far.

501
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,962
Key to success --
hard work.

502
00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:06,095
Look at Simryn.

503
00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:08,184
She wouldn't have won
all those spelling bees

504
00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,968
if she didn't
put in the work.

505
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,362
She said she didn't studyfor any of those.

506
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,452
[ Doorbell rings ]

507
00:16:16,757 --> 00:16:18,498
You never studied
for the spelling bee?

508
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,762
You lied to us
about being at the library.

509
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,460
No, I was at the library,

510
00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:25,766
reading magazines
on microfiche.

511
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,464
Did you know
there's a "Vogue"

512
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,205
for Amish girls?What?

513
00:16:29,248 --> 00:16:30,510
The quizzes are great.

514
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,903
You know I'm a sucker

515
00:16:31,946 --> 00:16:33,296
for limited circulation
magazines.

516
00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:36,473
Simryn, why would you not
just tell us?

517
00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:39,345
I didn't want you to feel likeI didn't earn it.

518
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,782
I know how much you valuehard work.

519
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,002
We all do.

520
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,308
How many times
have you heard

521
00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:47,658
how he wouldn't have
gotten out of the village

522
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:48,963
without pulling himself up
by his bootstraps?

523
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,704
I had to share my bootstraps
with, like, uh...

524
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,444
All 30 cousins.All 30 cousins.

525
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,142
Okay, fine.

526
00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:55,318
But we still don't want you
to lie to us.

527
00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,276
Yes.
I agree with your father.

528
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,365
Unless you're dating
that tall dummy out there.

529
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,714
In which case,
please lie.

530
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:05,110
♪♪

531
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,764
[ Sighs ]

532
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:09,593
Oh, hello, my wife.

533
00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:11,160
I'm not in the mood,

534
00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:12,552
and why are there so many?

535
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,032
It's Lactaid.

536
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,338
You were right about Emery.

537
00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,166
You deserve ice cream,but not just home ice cream.

538
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:19,385
The kind high-schoolersget on an innocent date

539
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,126
before they ravage
each other.

540
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,301
It's fine.

541
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,825
Emery working
is reward enough.

542
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,306
No, I found a new spotat the mall that's so fancy

543
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,178
they spell "shop"with two Ps and an E.

544
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:31,005
Shop-puh-pee.
Shop-pee.

545
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:34,922
Shop-- Shop-pay -- Shop--Shop-pee-pee -- puh-pee.

546
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:35,706
Shop-puh-pee.

547
00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:42,060
♪♪

548
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:45,194
Wandering eyes, Jessica.

549
00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:46,195
There a good-looking man
over there?

550
00:17:46,238 --> 00:17:48,022
[ Laughs nervously ]

551
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,328
[ Laughs ]
Yes.

552
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,592
A good-looking adult manwe definitely don't know.

553
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,767
[ Chuckles ]

554
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,160
Wow.
You're really looking.

555
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,293
He must be sexy.
Oh!

556
00:17:57,336 --> 00:17:58,207
Thank you for this,
Louis.

557
00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,860
Thank you.I've really enjoyed it.

558
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,819
Let's go.

559
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,387
No, not before I tell you
that you are an amazing mother

560
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,432
and a great role model
for our children.[ Chuckles nervously ]

561
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,000
The way you knew Emery
needed consequences --

562
00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,349
Mom? Dad? Hey!

563
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:16,399
Jessica, why am I at the mall
looking at my son's nipples?

564
00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:21,360
♪♪

565
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,754
Hey, buddy.

566
00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:25,408
Pro tip --

567
00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:27,758
bun tans only workif you pull your shorts down.

568
00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,369
I'm mad at you --
and myself.

569
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,459
I really wish I had sanitized
this chair before I laid down.

570
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,460
[ Sighs ]

571
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,462
I'm sorry if I made you feellike you're not awesome.

572
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:39,335
Because there's no oneawesomer.

573
00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:40,988
"Awesomer"
is not a word.

574
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,903
Or maybe it is.
Who knows?

575
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,470
I'm no natural.

576
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,212
Whoa.it looks like you were grilled.

577
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,475
Oh, I guess I'm not
a natural tanner, either.

578
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,869
Evan, being a naturaldoesn't matter.

579
00:18:51,912 --> 00:18:53,262
Really?

580
00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:54,393
Please black out
and enlighten me.

581
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:57,657
You have the greatestnatural talent of all --

582
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,224
your work ethic.

583
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,052
That's what makes youso special.

584
00:19:01,095 --> 00:19:03,010
And how is that special?

585
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,274
Anyone can get luckyevery now and then,

586
00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:06,797
but your focuswill help you succeed

587
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,712
in anything you want.

588
00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:11,497
That's why you got to getback in that spelling bee

589
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,020
and bring home
the Iron Man.

590
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,065
[ Exhales sharply ]

591
00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:15,153
Deal.

592
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,461
But if you do wind up
in my guest house,

593
00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:19,810
I'm not splurging on permits,

594
00:19:19,853 --> 00:19:21,420
so if the plumbing
breaks down,

595
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,247
you're on your own.

596
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,683
[ Chuckles ]

597
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,859
♪♪

598
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,513
Better head
to the shower.

599
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,472
Gonna take extra soap
to get all this oil off.

600
00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:31,517
Uhp, I don't think
the Lactaid worked.

601
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:32,605
I got to go, too.

602
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,693
Oh, please.

603
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,304
You took a double dose.

604
00:19:35,347 --> 00:19:36,609
Why didn't you tell me

605
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,872
Emery's working at
a half-nude clothing outlet?

606
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,267
You knew pushing Emery too hardwould lead to a bad choice.

607
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,268
But you did it anyway,

608
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,487
and now our son
is selling his body.

609
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,053
Well,just from the waist up.

610
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,273
[ Sighs ]
Fine.

611
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,275
I was wrong.

612
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,190
I just wanted to help himfigure it out.

613
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,626
Well, I was wrong, too.

614
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,150
Emery's older now
and needs to learn

615
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,327
the real world
has consequences.

616
00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:00,633
When you think about it,we were both half-right.

617
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,506
And I admitted it first,so I was first half-right.

618
00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:05,159
Sure.

619
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,465
♪♪

620
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,337
Here's a tiffin
for your ride home.

621
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,947
Some rice, vegetables,
and a samosa

622
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,515
for each one of you.

623
00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,081
It's likea triangle hot pocket.

624
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,518
Do you want
this nice container back?

625
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,302
'Cause I guarantee
my mom's gonna steal it.

626
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,435
Smart mom.

627
00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:20,479
Hey,
if you guys are available,

628
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,741
you should come
to the spelling bee.

629
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,743
You got it.
Bring it in, Evan.

630
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,006
Dad, what are you doing?We don't hug.

631
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,486
Mina: He's frisking him
for stolen shampoos.

632
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,967
Okay.Have a safe trip, boys.

633
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,577
He's clean.

634
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:32,491
Thank you.
It was delicious.

635
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,666
[ Burps ]

636
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,233
Mm.

637
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,235
[ Car door opens, closes ]

638
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,236
[ Engine starts ]

639
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:44,851
♪♪

640
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:49,726
[ Applause ]

641
00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:51,380
Hello, Evan.

642
00:20:51,423 --> 00:20:52,990
Guetapens.

643
00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:54,687
Please use it
in a sentence.

644
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,602
I still can't believeyou haven't told Mom

645
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,343
about your 1500.

646
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,606
Um, I figured
it was Evan's day.
Oh.

647
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,478
That's so nice of you.

648
00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:04,480
Also, I'm saving it
just in case

649
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:07,047
things get out of hand
at South Padre.

650
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:10,834
G-U-E-T-A-P-E-N-S.

651
00:21:10,877 --> 00:21:12,139
Guetapens.

652
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,489
Man: That is correct.

653
00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:15,273
Yes, Evan!

654
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,535
[ Applause ]

655
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,276
Does he get a trophy?

656
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,538
You get a ribbon
and a certificate

657
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,453
that won't fitin a standard frame.

658
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,586
These kids think
they're so smart.

659
00:21:23,629 --> 00:21:25,239
Good luck
in the apocalypse.

660
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,024
They'll bethe first ones eaten.

661
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,417
Think that's a good idea.

662
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,592
Hmm.