1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:04,221 [ British accent ] Thank youfor coming in to interview 2 00:00:04,264 --> 00:00:05,483 for the principal position,Mrs. Huang. 3 00:00:05,526 --> 00:00:08,138 My pleasure. Thank you for agreeing to meet. 4 00:00:08,181 --> 00:00:10,444 Now, what specific ideasdo you have 5 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:12,098 to improve our school? 6 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,317 Trick question. 7 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,319 Only a fool would give ideas for free. 8 00:00:15,362 --> 00:00:16,711 I'll answer when I'm on payroll. 9 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,322 And why are you talking 10 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:20,324 in a regionally incorrect British accent? 11 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,761 [ Normal voice ]To get into the part.Like you asked. 12 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:25,372 In your detailedand demanding voicemail. 13 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:28,027 No accent, but I do like the glasses. 14 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:30,203 Makes you look like you have the IQ of a brunette. 15 00:00:31,378 --> 00:00:32,336 Okay. 16 00:00:32,379 --> 00:00:33,685 As principal, 17 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:35,774 how would you let goof a bad employee? 18 00:00:35,817 --> 00:00:38,168 Quickly and off a 4-story building. Next. 19 00:00:38,211 --> 00:00:40,257 Jessica... [ Chuckles ] 20 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,562 You asked me to help. 21 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:42,694 Stop joking around. 22 00:00:42,737 --> 00:00:45,000 Honey, private schools are competitive. 23 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:46,350 My résumé is perfect, 24 00:00:46,393 --> 00:00:48,352 and I want my interview to be perfect, too. 25 00:00:48,395 --> 00:00:50,571 Sure, I know I can rely on my looks, 26 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:53,183 but I want to be hired for what's in here. 27 00:00:53,226 --> 00:00:55,359 Not for all this. 28 00:00:55,402 --> 00:00:57,187 Now, start over. 29 00:00:58,231 --> 00:00:59,841 Hi, Jessica. 30 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:02,061 So nice to meet you. 31 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,236 Tell me about yourself. 32 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,281 [ Clears throat ] 33 00:01:04,324 --> 00:01:05,282 What? What now? 34 00:01:05,325 --> 00:01:07,153 Most interviewers offer water. 35 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,199 "Can I get you some water, Mrs. Huang?" 36 00:01:09,242 --> 00:01:10,417 Fine. 37 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:12,637 Mrs. Huang,would you like some water? 38 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,160 Oh, no, thank you. 39 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,640 But I willtake some tea. 40 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,299 [ Sighs ] 41 00:01:22,342 --> 00:01:24,562 --Captions by VITAC-- 42 00:01:24,605 --> 00:01:25,780 ♪ Fresh off the boat 43 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,391 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪ 44 00:01:27,434 --> 00:01:29,784 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪ 45 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,090 ♪ Fresh off the boat 46 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:33,223 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪ 47 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:34,833 ♪ But I know where I'm goin' 48 00:01:34,876 --> 00:01:37,618 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat 49 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,838 Next up -- handshakes. 50 00:01:39,881 --> 00:01:41,013 In my experience, 51 00:01:41,056 --> 00:01:42,841 most interviewsstart and end with one... 52 00:01:42,884 --> 00:01:44,973 if the interviewer is a woman. 53 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,932 A too-long hug if it's a man. 54 00:01:48,368 --> 00:01:49,587 [ Crack ] Ow! 55 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:51,023 Ow! My darts hand! 56 00:01:51,066 --> 00:01:52,546 My hands are so strong 57 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,809 from pulling myself up by my own bootstraps. 58 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,681 She's got the grip of a chimpanzee. 59 00:01:56,724 --> 00:01:58,465 We blow through doorknobs around here. 60 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:00,598 Wait, you asked Honey to help you find a job 61 00:02:00,641 --> 00:02:02,817 and not the business consultant you live with? 62 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:05,255 [ Scoffs ] Way to kiss a gift horse on the mouth. 63 00:02:05,298 --> 00:02:06,560 I think the saying is 64 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:09,128 "Don't look a gift horsein the mouth." 65 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,869 That doesn't make sense.Wrong. 66 00:02:10,912 --> 00:02:13,219 Jessica, you're right. Maybe it's best I don't help. 67 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:14,612 You're used to me as your husband, 68 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:16,353 not brutally honest, straightforward, 69 00:02:16,396 --> 00:02:18,093 no-emotion Business Louis. 70 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,444 No emotion? I would love it ifyou were like that all the time. 71 00:02:21,401 --> 00:02:23,055 Have you, uh, networked with Deidre yet? 72 00:02:23,098 --> 00:02:24,448 She's on the board at a private school. 73 00:02:24,491 --> 00:02:26,014 Deidre? 74 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,713 The "networking" I do with her is not exactly positive. 75 00:02:28,756 --> 00:02:30,497 [ Door opens, metal clanging ] 76 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,109 [ Grunts ] 77 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:39,158 Hey. You wanted to borrow thesefor Honey's surprise party? 78 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,334 There's a surprise for you too -- 79 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:42,379 you're not invited. 80 00:02:42,422 --> 00:02:45,077 Did you want meto set these up in the kitchen 81 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,513 or up your ass? 82 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,821 Yeah, that's not bridge-building. 83 00:02:49,864 --> 00:02:51,083 But, luckily, you have me. 84 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:53,259 Deidre and I have a fruitful business relationship. 85 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:55,261 I buy all my hair products from her. 86 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,176 She only sells women'sproducts. 87 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,177 Mm-hmm. 88 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,265 $50 of monthly hair products 89 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,267 doesn't just build a lustrous sheen. 90 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,486 It builds a friendship. 91 00:03:02,529 --> 00:03:04,096 Jessica, let me help. 92 00:03:04,139 --> 00:03:05,967 I know I can get you the job of your dreams. 93 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,969 Well, I guess it can't hurt. 94 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,928 Plus, Honey, you're doing terrible. 95 00:03:09,971 --> 00:03:11,669 You took 20 minutes to make tea. 96 00:03:11,712 --> 00:03:14,280 ♪♪ 97 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,413 [ Indistinct talking on TV ]Here.Saved my crusts for you. 98 00:03:16,456 --> 00:03:19,111 Yes. Papa loves his "Emery Sticks." 99 00:03:19,154 --> 00:03:22,419 Compadres! Why don't we switchthe channel over to "ESS-PEN," 100 00:03:22,462 --> 00:03:24,769 'cause this Huang is nowa high school athlete. 101 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:26,423 The high school's desperatefor Mathletes, 102 00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:27,946 so they're recruitingthe top eighth grader. 103 00:03:27,989 --> 00:03:31,428 Their team is about to...multiply. 104 00:03:31,471 --> 00:03:33,343 That's the little "x" one, right? 105 00:03:33,386 --> 00:03:34,431 Mm. 106 00:03:34,474 --> 00:03:36,520 I'm on my wayto completing the Iron Man. 107 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:39,218 Science fair, Mathletes, 108 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,133 and one day, the spelling bee. 109 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:43,570 I wish it was a smelling bee. I'd dominate. 110 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,790 I smelled almost 30 things yesterday. 111 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,574 I'll be therea few times a week for practice. 112 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:48,880 We can all hang out. 113 00:03:48,923 --> 00:03:52,231 Three Huang boys,one underfunded high school. 114 00:03:53,188 --> 00:03:55,147 [ Sniffing ] 115 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:57,671 [ Sighs ] Who am I kidding? I couldn't win a smelling bee. 116 00:03:57,715 --> 00:04:00,544 Some of those kids have been training their entire lives. 117 00:04:00,587 --> 00:04:03,329 ♪♪ 118 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,548 [ Birds chirping ] 119 00:04:04,591 --> 00:04:06,985 Thanks for the invite, Louis.I had no idea you guys played. 120 00:04:07,028 --> 00:04:09,204 Ah, the hitting, the walking, the basic arithmetic. 121 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:10,771 Can't get enough of it. [ Chuckles ] 122 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,251 [ Chuckles ] Okay. 123 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,558 This is hell. 124 00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:16,690 Sure, but sometimes you have to endure a little hardship 125 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,344 for the good of the big picture -- 126 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,563 play the long game. 127 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:20,781 Louis, don't annoy me. 128 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:22,566 I have spikeson the bottom of my shoes. 129 00:04:22,609 --> 00:04:24,568 Well, making connections requires finesse. 130 00:04:24,611 --> 00:04:26,352 You have to massage the relationship before asking favors. 131 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,223 Finesse? Massage? 132 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,356 You gotta stop watchingthose shampoo commercials. 133 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,532 Focus. This is step 1 of many. 134 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,969 Amazing shot, Deidre! 135 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,014 [ Chuckles ] 136 00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:37,407 Now, slowly start to butter her up. 137 00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:39,626 Ask her about her side makeup company. 138 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,540 Hey, Deidre, great golf. 139 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:41,759 How's your makeup thing? 140 00:04:41,802 --> 00:04:42,847 Oof! Let me tell you. 141 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:44,631 Our glitter shadowsare flying off the -- 142 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,198 I'm looking for a job at a private school. 143 00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:48,069 I know you're on the board of Smith-Moore Academy. 144 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:49,549 Uhp, uh, first sign of sunstroke. 145 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,377 She starts talking about private schools. 146 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,596 Sorry, Deidre. 147 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,511 Sunstroke, with the brim radiuson that visor? 148 00:04:54,554 --> 00:04:56,251 No way.She wants to talk business. 149 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:57,252 I do. 150 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,863 Servant, grab your little pencil. 151 00:04:58,906 --> 00:05:00,255 Come take notes. 152 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:01,779 Actually, it just so happens, 153 00:05:01,822 --> 00:05:03,476 our school islooking for a Dean. 154 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,435 You'd be perfect.I could put in a good word. 155 00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:07,175 Really? 156 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,612 [ Exhales sharply ] Thank you. 157 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:09,743 Yeah, of course. 158 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:12,442 And with my pull, the interviewis basically a formality, 159 00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:15,140 so I'll go call the school rightnow while you guys tee off. 160 00:05:17,098 --> 00:05:18,622 That happened awfully fast. 161 00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:20,972 You are just thrown becauseI made your long game short. 162 00:05:21,015 --> 00:05:22,452 Maybe. 163 00:05:22,495 --> 00:05:24,628 Or she can't afford to lose her best haircare customer. 164 00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:26,891 Or she just knows thatI'm perfect at everything I do. 165 00:05:30,024 --> 00:05:31,461 [ Ball thuds ] 166 00:05:31,504 --> 00:05:33,201 Home run! 167 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:34,638 You're up. 168 00:05:34,681 --> 00:05:37,815 ♪♪ 169 00:05:37,858 --> 00:05:39,207 Sorry you couldn't sit up front. 170 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,774 You have to call shotgun. Right, Emery? 171 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,428 It's tough for mebecause I'm a pacifist, 172 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:43,995 but I also get carsick back there. 173 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:45,649 Alright, last safe place for farts. 174 00:05:45,692 --> 00:05:47,215 Blast them out while you still can. 175 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,435 [ Sighs ] My dream came a year early. 176 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:52,090 Three Huangs together in high school. 177 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:54,571 ♪ Don't wanna be a player 178 00:05:54,614 --> 00:05:56,355 ♪ I'm not a player, I just crush a lot ♪ 179 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,575 [ Girls squealing ]♪ I'm still not a player, but you still a hater ♪ 180 00:05:58,618 --> 00:06:00,707 ♪ Elevator to the top, ha 181 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:02,013 ♪ See you later, I'm gone 182 00:06:02,056 --> 00:06:03,580 I'm the third Huang.Girl: My God, it's Evan! 183 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:04,494 If the girls are too much, 184 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:07,105 complain to someone else,you lucky bastard. 185 00:06:07,148 --> 00:06:08,323 ♪♪ 186 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,152 ♪ I'm not a player, I just crush a lot ♪ 187 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,676 There he is. 188 00:06:12,719 --> 00:06:14,373 My man. 189 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,114 ♪ Uptown, baby, uptown 190 00:06:16,157 --> 00:06:19,117 ♪ I don't wanna be a player no more ♪ 191 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,161 Alright, see you after school, nerd. 192 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,685 Don't be late, or I'm leaving you. 193 00:06:21,728 --> 00:06:23,556 How do you conjure up your fartsso fast? 194 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,514 I clam up. 195 00:06:24,557 --> 00:06:25,776 It comes with age. 196 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:29,170 What did he mean by "see you after school"? 197 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,868 You guys don't hang out atschool? 198 00:06:30,911 --> 00:06:32,522 Oh, it's just that... 199 00:06:32,565 --> 00:06:34,349 I don't want to cramp his style,you know? 200 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:35,742 It's high school.That's just the way it is. 201 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,353 [ Vehicle door opens, closes ] 202 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,485 [ Sighs ] 203 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:43,097 Oh, dear Lord, the tongue kissing is rampant! 204 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,709 ♪♪ 205 00:06:45,752 --> 00:06:47,885 Hey, Eve, nice cat calendar. 206 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:50,757 Did you see the new "Dilbert"today? So true. 207 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:53,412 Hey, are we going in ona lotto ticket together or what? 208 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,327 Man, I love office culture. 209 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:56,502 Who are you? 210 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,678 I'm the new Dean. Dean Huang. 211 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,637 I came in last week 212 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,204 for my start paperworkand faculty wall photos? 213 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:05,772 I deemed myself a one-shot wonder? 214 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:08,166 Oh, right. The Dean. 215 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:09,907 Principal Reed: Oh, there she is. 216 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:11,648 Hello, Jessica. 217 00:07:11,691 --> 00:07:14,302 Principal Reed, what do youneed me to tackle today? 218 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:16,304 College guidance? Student discipline? 219 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,654 Slashing the budget?The arts -- gone. 220 00:07:17,697 --> 00:07:21,875 Well, you know, that's not really...what you're here for. 221 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,747 Uh, between the Headmaster and myself, 222 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:24,791 we've got that covered. 223 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,793 Headmaster? Mm. 224 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:27,925 Then what do Ido? 225 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:29,883 Job's pretty much what you make of it. 226 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,145 So -- 227 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,191 Oh, I've got your welcome packethere, and, uh -- 228 00:07:33,234 --> 00:07:34,453 Oh, look at that. 229 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:37,325 I accidentally put in a copy of Administrator Weekly. 230 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,544 That's weird. 231 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:39,893 I'm the guest editor. 232 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,547 Oh, well. You enjoy. 233 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:47,553 ♪♪ 234 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:48,946 [ Sighs ] 235 00:07:48,989 --> 00:07:50,556 [ Doorknob clatters ] 236 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,384 Uhp. Another doorknob. 237 00:07:52,427 --> 00:07:53,559 How was your first day? 238 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:56,257 Terrible! They only hired me because I'm Chinese! 239 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:58,433 What?I'm sure that's not -- 240 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,784 ♪♪ 241 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,916 "Home of Diversity"? 242 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,049 They have a swimming pool?Can we use -- 243 00:08:05,092 --> 00:08:06,093 Not the time. 244 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:12,622 They put me on the front of their brochure. 245 00:08:12,665 --> 00:08:15,450 Sure, this face was built for a cover, but come on! 246 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:16,713 [ Sighs ]I knew something was up 247 00:08:16,756 --> 00:08:18,584 when Deidre was so willing to help you out. 248 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,933 I don't buy that much hair product. 249 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:23,633 Principal Reed couldn't nameone thing in my job description. 250 00:08:23,676 --> 00:08:24,938 I looked it up, 251 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:28,159 and the title of Dean didn't even exist until now. 252 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:29,726 So, then you're the first. 253 00:08:29,769 --> 00:08:32,163 You likecoming in first.You raced me down the aisle. 254 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:35,296 The school is obviously caughtup in this new "diversity wave," 255 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,603 but it's just for optics. 256 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,606 I finally got what I wanted, and I didn't even earn it. 257 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:43,087 No, you put in all the work.You deserve this job. 258 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:44,654 I don't want a handout. 259 00:08:44,697 --> 00:08:46,786 Well, the alternativeis no diversity at all. 260 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:47,874 Is that better? 261 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,876 That sounds like my husband talking. 262 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,966 I want to know what my business consultant thinks. 263 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,490 He -- or me -- he-me -- 264 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,667 wethink it's lousyhow you got it, but you got it, 265 00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:00,408 and now you got to make the mostof it and play the long game, 266 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,496 work twice as hard. 267 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,411 I already work twice as hard. 268 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:06,763 So now I'm gonna work fourtimes as hard. 269 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,547 Show them who's Dean. 270 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,898 Oh, I love it when you're angryat people that aren't me. 271 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,858 ♪♪ 272 00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:17,338 Uh, I'm still waiting for my body odor to come in, 273 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:20,211 but I don't think that's how you use that. 274 00:09:20,254 --> 00:09:22,561 I realized,why just my armpits? 275 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,868 Where's the lovefor my knee-pits and elbow-pits? 276 00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:26,521 Sure. 277 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:29,655 Hey, why don't you hang out with Emery at school? 278 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,656 Emery? 279 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,310 Ah, his drama friendsare weird. 280 00:09:32,353 --> 00:09:34,573 They're always pretendingwith invisible props. 281 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:37,532 Like, why not just tipyour actual hat? 282 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,012 My crew? We're cool. 283 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,318 With visible props. 284 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:42,102 Is that why you're always looking at each other 285 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:45,018 and saying "Props"? 286 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,106 No. 287 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,325 See, the thing is, 288 00:09:47,368 --> 00:09:49,153 hanging with your brothersat home is fine, 289 00:09:49,196 --> 00:09:51,068 but at school, it's lame. 290 00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:53,157 You gotta do you at school. 291 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,376 It's technically "do oneself." 292 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,682 Proving my point. 293 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,554 Look, I've already broken inthe teachers and paved the way. 294 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,731 Emery's gotta figure stuff outon his own. 295 00:10:01,774 --> 00:10:02,862 I'll be gone in a year. 296 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,472 Okay, but I get the sense 297 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,823 that Emery really wants to hang out with you. 298 00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:09,086 And remember what Dad always says? 299 00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:11,566 "Brothers are thicker than water." 300 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,786 I think it's "Blood is thicker than water." 301 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,092 Immigrant parents. 302 00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:17,094 Great at raising kids, bad at idioms. 303 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:19,313 It's "Cut me some slacks"all over again. 304 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,664 Okay, I'll throw himan Emery Stick. 305 00:10:23,317 --> 00:10:25,929 Is it weird if I ask youto deodorize my back? 306 00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:26,886 Yes. 307 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:27,887 [ Sighs ] 308 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,410 ♪♪ 309 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:33,414 And here we are. 310 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,415 Huh? 311 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,983 ♪♪ 312 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:37,984 What's that? 313 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,072 Huh? Wha-- 314 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,900 Oh! That's Mr. Buns. 315 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,772 He came from the 10th-grade science class. 316 00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:44,730 They didn't have it in their hearts to dissect, 317 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,732 so now he lives here in the supply closet. 318 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,952 Office. This is your office. 319 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:50,170 Okay, fine. 320 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,738 Now that we're here,can we talk through my ideas? 321 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,392 Oh, there's no rush. 322 00:10:54,435 --> 00:10:56,524 Why don't you relax? 323 00:10:56,568 --> 00:11:01,834 Take some time to decorate and, uh, adjust, huh? 324 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,314 Any other questions? 325 00:11:03,357 --> 00:11:04,924 Just one. 326 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:08,972 Do you think anyone can hearyour screams from down here? 327 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,321 [ Screams ] Aah! 328 00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:12,192 [ Clattering ]My throat! 329 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,020 [ Punches landing ]You have claws like a wolf! 330 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,936 Stop bleeding!Take my punches like a man! 331 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,024 Jessica? 332 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,373 Jessica, any other questions? 333 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,854 No? Okay, good, good. 334 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,464 Well, you know, I have a meetingin about an hour, 335 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:26,119 so I better start the trek back. 336 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,512 Ugh. 337 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,168 [ Sighs ] 338 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,735 You remind me of one of my exes. 339 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,216 Allof my exes. 340 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,829 [ School bell rings ] 341 00:11:39,872 --> 00:11:41,874 [ Indistinct conversations ] 342 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,267 Emery, my brother![ Thud ] 343 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:44,834 [ All gasp ]Whoa! Eddie. 344 00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:47,053 I know. My voice is getting deeper, and it is jarring. 345 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,925 [ Gruffly ] It's like, "Is that Batman?" 346 00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:50,491 [ Normal voice ] No, it's me. Eddie. 347 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,841 No, we're pretendingto be in a band, 348 00:11:51,884 --> 00:11:53,973 and you totally justmade a ruckus on the piano. 349 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,193 Oh. 350 00:11:56,236 --> 00:11:57,977 Invisible prop time. Fun. 351 00:11:59,892 --> 00:12:01,720 So, I was thinking maybe I'd hang out 352 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,287 with my favorite middle brother today. 353 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,506 Nah, we're good. Thanks. 354 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,074 What? Emery, come on. This is a gift from God. 355 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,684 Like the day Cinemax was unscrambled. 356 00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,904 I appreciate the offer,but I'd rather you not join. 357 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:12,905 No offense. 358 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:13,993 Yesoffense. 359 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,821 You should be thrilled your older, cooler brother 360 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,866 is sitting with you. 361 00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:18,911 It's just that we're kindain the middle of something here. 362 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,870 [ Indistinct conversation ] 363 00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:22,872 I get it. You don't know how to shake these dweebs. 364 00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:25,918 Dweebs? Have you seen yourfriends? 365 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,181 Or should I say, the Tall Freak Parade? 366 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:31,097 Tall Freak Parade? What about Brian? 367 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,838 You're using Brian tomake yourself seem normal? Sad. 368 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,448 You know what? Good. 369 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,755 I don't wanna hang out with my brother at school anyways. 370 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:37,843 Nothing lamer than that. 371 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,760 ♪♪ 372 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,067 [ Door opens ] 373 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,459 [ Sighs ] 374 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:46,721 Pretty clean game so far. 375 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,114 They haven'tshown the referee once. 376 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,855 [ Sighs ] I can't do it anymore. 377 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,118 I've been trying to work four times as hard, 378 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,990 but it is 10 times as hard to work four times as hard. 379 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:56,688 I know it's not easy,but you gotta hang in there. 380 00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:57,907 They won't let me. 381 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,909 I tried to pitch in at a staff meeting. 382 00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:01,562 Half the staff thinks I'm only there 383 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,260 to "increase diversity," 384 00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:04,914 and they don't even listen to me. 385 00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:07,699 A part of our budget has been set aside 386 00:13:07,742 --> 00:13:10,702 to update our teams' uniforms with our new mascot -- 387 00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,138 the Ghosts.[ Laughter ] 388 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,139 Great idea. 389 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,227 What a beautiful tribute 390 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,055 to the graveyardthe school's built on. 391 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,144 Jessica: You know what else is scary? 392 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,885 Our school nutrition. 393 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,496 I was thinking we could use some of the budget 394 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,889 for healthy vending machines. 395 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,892 [ People muttering ] 396 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:27,719 Ooh! 397 00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:29,155 Off that, I wonder 398 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:32,985 if we should consider putting inhealthy vending machines. 399 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,030 Just spitballing. 400 00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:35,901 What an interesting idea, Jan. 401 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,120 [ Murmurs of agreement ] 402 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:38,382 Thank you, Jan. 403 00:13:38,425 --> 00:13:39,731 My goodness! 404 00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:41,951 Excellent work, Jan. 405 00:13:41,994 --> 00:13:43,953 Okay, not great. 406 00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:45,302 But maybeit's because you're new. 407 00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:47,130 You have toestablish yourself first. 408 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:49,959 I thought that, too,so I tried to distinguish myself 409 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:52,178 as something other than "the Asian person." 410 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,528 Find something else for them to focus on. 411 00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,356 Alright, Mr. Buns, here's the plan. 412 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,967 We'll walk into the admin building, 413 00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:00,186 you'll distract everyone with your cuteness, 414 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,709 and then I'll hit them with my plan 415 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,147 to start college guidance in the 7th grade. 416 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:07,411 Oh! Do you have a bunny becauseit's the year of the rabbit? 417 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,284 It makes no sense. 418 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,504 I know it's about optics,but they're still paying you. 419 00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:15,158 You'd think they'd wantto use you for something. 420 00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:16,376 Oh, they do. 421 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:21,077 Alright, any ideas for Hispanic Heritage Month? 422 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,167 What if the cafeteriaserves tacos? 423 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,212 Is that okay? Culturally? 424 00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:31,348 The only reason they want me there 425 00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:34,090 is to sign off on anything "diverse." 426 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,221 To protect themselves. 427 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,440 Wow. That's... 428 00:14:36,483 --> 00:14:37,963 [ Scoffs ] Wow. 429 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,356 I know what you're going to say. 430 00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:41,445 "As your business consultant, stick it out, 431 00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:43,795 play the long game, stop eating my Slim Jims." 432 00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:46,450 No. I say screw them,they don't deserve you. 433 00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:47,581 You gotta quit. 434 00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:53,457 You want me to quit? 435 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,980 What about the long game? 436 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,634 Ah, it's just an expressionI picked to build you up. 437 00:14:56,677 --> 00:14:58,070 I could've gone with any of them -- 438 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,332 "It's always real darkbefore dawn," 439 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,204 "Every cloudhas a shiny coating," 440 00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:02,683 "Rome took a while." 441 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,381 "When one door closes, a window opens." 442 00:15:04,424 --> 00:15:05,686 You need to look for another school, 443 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,253 where your talentswill be appreciated. 444 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,559 It's pointless. 445 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,562 I researched some other private schools. 446 00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:12,998 It's more of the same. 447 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,653 This one says"Now with black teachers." 448 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:17,220 Alright, so, what's your advice? 449 00:15:17,263 --> 00:15:18,221 [ Sighs ] 450 00:15:18,264 --> 00:15:19,483 None. You can't win. 451 00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:21,006 I have no Louis Pep Talkfor this. 452 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,878 They've got you. You're stuckbetween a rock and a hard face. 453 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,793 Well, what happened to Business Louis? 454 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,274 Brutally honest, straightforward, no emotion. 455 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,275 He's dead. 456 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,711 It kills me to see you lose. 457 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,062 I have no answers for you.It's all so disheartening. 458 00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:38,415 ♪♪ 459 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,330 Hey, want some Emery Sticks? 460 00:15:41,722 --> 00:15:44,116 [ Sighs ]Did you bring the trash canover here just for that? 461 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,509 Worth it. 462 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,598 Hey, my brothers who aredefinitely not mad at each other 463 00:15:47,641 --> 00:15:48,642 or mad at me. 464 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,079 Evan, watch out! 465 00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:51,602 Emery's imaginary drum kitis there. 466 00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:53,169 You don't want to cause a ruckus. 467 00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:55,127 You're the one who tried to crash my lunch table. 468 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,086 Because I felt bad for you. 469 00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:59,436 I didn't want to sit with you,but Evan said you wanted me to. 470 00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:00,480 I never said that. 471 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,179 You said you didn't want to hang out with Eddie 472 00:16:03,222 --> 00:16:04,658 because you didn't want to cramp his style. 473 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,225 I only said that because I didn't want to admit 474 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,053 I don't want to hang out with Eddie at school. 475 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,141 Harsh. 476 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,838 But I get it. Same. 477 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,189 I'm just bummed that you guys don't hang out at high school. 478 00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:16,148 I know it's different, but I didn't expect it to be thatdifferent. 479 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,281 Just wait 'til you goto a high school locker room. 480 00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:20,413 Wall-to-wall butts. 481 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,502 We only have one year left with Eddie. 482 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,156 We shouldn't squander it. 483 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,332 Brothers should hang out whenever they can. 484 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,293 Wow. He just doesn't get it. 485 00:16:30,336 --> 00:16:32,295 Maybe we should give himwhat he wants. 486 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:33,774 Some quality brother time. 487 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:37,474 ♪♪ 488 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,910 Peace offering? 489 00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:41,130 I know it's symbolic because it was in the trash, but -- 490 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,219 Mm. 491 00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:44,655 It's got some trash OJon it, 492 00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,657 but it gives it a nice tang. 493 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,224 Mm. 494 00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:50,661 ♪♪ 495 00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,010 Well, I guess I should ask you, 496 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,577 since you're my only responsibility. 497 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,274 Should I quit? 498 00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,712 But if I kill him, I have to kill everybody. 499 00:16:58,756 --> 00:16:59,496 Jessica? 500 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:00,801 We need you. 501 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,239 Our ghost mascotblew up in our face. 502 00:17:03,282 --> 00:17:05,241 When the marching band threwtheir sheets over themselves, 503 00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:06,155 that was bad enough, 504 00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:08,287 but when they salutedour veterans in the stands... 505 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,246 ugh, not a good look. 506 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,682 Very KKK. 507 00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:14,337 And I don't mean Spanishfor "What? What? What?" 508 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,252 Mm. So, nowyou need me. 509 00:17:16,295 --> 00:17:17,166 Yes. 510 00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:18,776 Any ideas? 511 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:24,956 This schoolhas two Indian guys. 512 00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:26,914 And I looked it up.One died 30 years ago. 513 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,002 Horrific car accident. 514 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,395 But they're still using his photo! 515 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,397 Louis, burn those. I'm not quitting. 516 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,052 What? But you said yourselfit's pointless. 517 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,620 I did. Because it rattled my confidence. 518 00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:39,144 But I know who I am and what I can offer. 519 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,841 If they don't want to listen, that's on them. 520 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,017 But if I quit, that's on me. 521 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:46,020 My business consultant was right all along. 522 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,370 I have to play the long game. 523 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,372 I have to have a seat at the table 524 00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:52,026 so this doesn't happen to other people in the future. 525 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:55,160 'Cause chances are, they're only1/4 as strong as me. Tops. 526 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,380 That can be a really long game. 527 00:17:57,423 --> 00:18:00,165 But I've got my husband and business consultant 528 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,862 by my side, right? 529 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,386 Always. Good. 530 00:18:03,429 --> 00:18:05,388 Get your things, because it's happening today. 531 00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:07,259 I called a press conference, and I need your help. 532 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,391 I gotta hand it to you,Jessica, 533 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,175 you really speed up the long game. 534 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,177 ♪♪ 535 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,526 [ School bell rings ] 536 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,658 So, he says, 537 00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:16,442 [ Deep voice ] "That's no quadratic equation. 538 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,617 That's my wife!" 539 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:18,662 [ Laughter ] 540 00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:20,533 Ha ha ha ha.Ha ha ha ha. 541 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,882 Ahhh. 542 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,275 What are you guys doing here? 543 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,451 You said the math teamdesperately needed members. 544 00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,758 Plus, brothers are thicker than water! 545 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,195 So, we're here to hang,all at school, 546 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,066 just like you wanted. 547 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,852 [ Exhales sharply ] But this is kinda my thing. 548 00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:38,334 Okay, Mathletes, who's ready to divideand conquer? 549 00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:41,075 [ Laughter ] 550 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,339 What is the least common multiple of 4 and 10? 551 00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:44,644 [ Buzzer ] Pi. 552 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:45,776 Wrong. 553 00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:47,343 Damn Emery's quick pointer finger! 554 00:18:47,386 --> 00:18:48,779 Next question -- 555 00:18:48,822 --> 00:18:52,348 Today, Amy's age is four times Jon's age. 556 00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:55,133 Three years ago, the sum of their ages was 54. 557 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,353 How old is Amy today? 558 00:18:57,396 --> 00:18:58,354 [ Buzzer ] Pi.Who Amy? 559 00:18:58,397 --> 00:18:59,224 Wrong. 560 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,834 This next one's an easy one. 561 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,836 Solve this equation -- 562 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,230 E = MC blank. 563 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,450 [ Buzzer ]Hammer! MC Hammer. 564 00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,669 Wrong. Very wrong. 565 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,889 I'd like to take a 2.24 squared. 566 00:19:11,932 --> 00:19:13,630 [ Buzzer ] Pi? 567 00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:14,935 A five! 568 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,677 [ Sighs ] 569 00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:20,376 Okay, I get it.Eddie: See, Evan? 570 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:22,247 Having your brothers up in your business at school 571 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,248 isn't always fun. 572 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,902 You love Grandma, right? 573 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:27,383 Does the horizontal asymptote of "Y equals zero" 574 00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:28,862 extend to infinity? 575 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,604 It does. I love Grandma. 576 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,476 Do you want to spend all your time with her? 577 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:35,826 Even when she's sorting her brasout by their mileage? 578 00:19:35,869 --> 00:19:36,827 No. 579 00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:38,872 I once had to do the thongs. 580 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,484 I guess I do have a lot to learnabout high school. 581 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:42,398 I just got it! 582 00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:43,399 Mathlete! 583 00:19:43,442 --> 00:19:45,401 Like athlete, but with math. 584 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:46,750 People are so creative. 585 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:47,751 Mm. 586 00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:49,535 [ Sighs ] 587 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,537 The school administration 588 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,410 thought that ghosts were "culturally neutral" 589 00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:56,325 since "everybody dies," 590 00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:58,327 but as long as I am Dean, 591 00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:02,374 I ensure the school will never make a mistake like this again. 592 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,726 And now it's time for questions. 593 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,337 Keep it quick. 594 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,339 I know you have other private-school press conferences to attend. 595 00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:11,557 Questions? Uh... 596 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,559 [ Indistinct talking ] 597 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:16,562 Oh, yes, you, handsome man in the Western blazer. 598 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,651 Uh, Dean Jessica Huang, with your new position, 599 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,523 what plans do you have for the school? 600 00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:22,960 Mm-hmm. Thank you, random reporter. 601 00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:26,006 Let me walk you through my extensive list of plans 602 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,313 that fall under my job description, 603 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,880 none of which can be taken away 604 00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:32,491 because I'm listing them here publicly today. 605 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,146 Well, at least I'll finally find out what a Dean does. 606 00:20:35,189 --> 00:20:36,321 Long game. 607 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,715 After that, we'll discuss the generous raise 608 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:40,456 that will be offered to me tomorrow. 609 00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:41,326 Raise? 610 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,806 And, uh, after-hours use of the pool? 611 00:20:42,849 --> 00:20:44,111 No more questions. 612 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,417 ♪♪ 613 00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:52,337 Wait, so there's a pizza pie, 614 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,339 a fruit pie, anda math pi? 615 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,167 I know, I know, it's a lot. 616 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,516 Why'd they run out of words? 617 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,822 Wait, then what pie are they talking about 618 00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,040 when they say "pie in the sky"? 619 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,215 Mm,that's not the phrase. 620 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,566 It's "pie in this guy." Like in here. 621 00:21:03,609 --> 00:21:06,395 That makes sense, because you eat it. 622 00:21:06,438 --> 00:21:08,222 But you don't eat the math pi. 623 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,050 Oh.[ Door opens ] 624 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,966 Everybody, meet Mr. Buns. 625 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,621 He is my assistant, and he will be staying with us 626 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:19,451 while Principal Reed makes sure they put a window in my office. 627 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,193 I was afraid to ask who Mr. Bunswas this entire time, 628 00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:24,587 and let me tell you, I'm relieved. 629 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:26,415 Aww, he's so cute. 630 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,068 Think that's a good idea. 631 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,418 Hmm. 632 00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:32,072 ♪♪