1 00:00:02,813 --> 00:00:04,848 I'm just -- I'm so excited to tell you guys -- 2 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:06,049 Louis, when's it your turn to speak? 3 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:07,951 I'm on a tight schedule, and I can't waste time 4 00:00:07,984 --> 00:00:11,188 listening to these HOA ladies squawk about "community spirit." 5 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:12,223 Soon. 6 00:00:12,256 --> 00:00:14,291 And while summering in Tuscany -- 7 00:00:14,325 --> 00:00:16,427 You were there for four days. In May. 8 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:19,363 [ Clicks tongue ] I noticed the locals 9 00:00:19,396 --> 00:00:22,699 sitting in the piazza all day long, 10 00:00:22,733 --> 00:00:26,570 which inspired the theme for our new median. 11 00:00:26,603 --> 00:00:30,874 Say buon giorno... to Piazza del Eastview. 12 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:32,576 [ People gasping, "ooh"ing ] 13 00:00:32,609 --> 00:00:34,378 And it's more than just a traffic diversion. 14 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:37,448 It is neutral territory for community bonding. 15 00:00:37,481 --> 00:00:39,450 "Community." 16 00:00:39,483 --> 00:00:40,917 I mean, we're gonna have a ribbon-cutting ceremony 17 00:00:40,951 --> 00:00:42,219 next week and -- Okay, we get it, lady. 18 00:00:42,253 --> 00:00:43,487 Let's move on. 19 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,457 [ Pounding gavel ] 20 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:48,559 Okay, next item on the agenda, 21 00:00:48,592 --> 00:00:51,094 I believe we have a Louis Huang? 22 00:00:51,128 --> 00:00:53,464 [ Exhales deeply ] 23 00:00:53,497 --> 00:00:55,799 Thanks, son. 24 00:00:55,832 --> 00:00:57,168 Uh, hey everyone. 25 00:00:57,201 --> 00:00:59,336 Many of you know me as the peppy owner 26 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,104 of, uh, Cattleman's Ranch, 27 00:01:01,138 --> 00:01:04,308 the award-winning steakhouse located right off I-4, 28 00:01:04,341 --> 00:01:05,842 uh, now offering a chopped Cobb. 29 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:06,843 [ People "ooh"ing ] 30 00:01:08,645 --> 00:01:10,481 [ Clears throat ] 31 00:01:10,514 --> 00:01:13,317 Um, but today, I'd like to reintroduce myself 32 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:15,786 as Louis Huang, business consultant 33 00:01:15,819 --> 00:01:18,355 and founder of Lou For You Consulting. 34 00:01:18,389 --> 00:01:19,490 Ugh. Enh. 35 00:01:19,523 --> 00:01:22,159 Uh, still finding the name. 36 00:01:22,193 --> 00:01:23,860 [ Chuckles, clears throat ] 37 00:01:23,894 --> 00:01:25,496 Uh, after weeks of soul searching, 38 00:01:25,529 --> 00:01:26,830 I found my purpose -- 39 00:01:26,863 --> 00:01:29,833 helping others realize their small-business dreams. 40 00:01:29,866 --> 00:01:32,669 And I'm relying on referrals from people like you -- 41 00:01:32,703 --> 00:01:33,837 Well, what kind of profit margins 42 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:35,005 are we talking about here? 43 00:01:35,038 --> 00:01:37,474 Um, I'm just starting, 44 00:01:37,508 --> 00:01:39,710 so it must be somewhere around zero. [ Chuckles ] 45 00:01:39,743 --> 00:01:40,844 -[ Scoffs ] -Oof. 46 00:01:40,877 --> 00:01:42,313 What have you done to promote your business? 47 00:01:42,346 --> 00:01:44,448 Uh, well, there's this. 48 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:46,317 Uh, and an e-commerce conference coming up. 49 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:48,319 Oh! My mother's Mahjong tournament. 50 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:50,321 Different ballrooms, same Radisson. 51 00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:53,790 I am so excited for this new chapter of your life, Louis. 52 00:01:53,824 --> 00:01:55,826 What are your Q3 profit projections? 53 00:01:55,859 --> 00:01:57,494 You tied up in assets, or are you free to move? 54 00:01:57,528 --> 00:01:59,996 How robust is your client portfolio? 55 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:00,997 Uh... 56 00:02:01,031 --> 00:02:02,566 Um, w-- Uh... 57 00:02:02,599 --> 00:02:04,868 S-- I-I-I-I don't know yet, but, um -- 58 00:02:04,901 --> 00:02:06,002 Well, if you don't have any clients, 59 00:02:06,036 --> 00:02:07,971 you're not a real business, Louis. 60 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:09,573 [ Laughter ] 61 00:02:09,606 --> 00:02:11,642 Get out of here. 62 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:14,010 -- Captions by VITA -- 63 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:15,178 * Fresh off the boat 64 00:02:15,212 --> 00:02:16,880 * I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go * 65 00:02:16,913 --> 00:02:19,182 * If you don't know, homey, now you know * 66 00:02:19,216 --> 00:02:20,484 * Fresh off the boat 67 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:22,819 * Homey, you don't know where I come from * 68 00:02:22,853 --> 00:02:24,255 * But I know where I'm goin' 69 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:27,057 * I'm fresh off the boat 70 00:02:28,559 --> 00:02:31,061 Honey, I know it's hard to get out with two little ones, 71 00:02:31,094 --> 00:02:32,896 so I brought you something to nibble on -- 72 00:02:32,929 --> 00:02:34,731 slab of ribs and our famous chopped Cobb. 73 00:02:34,765 --> 00:02:36,500 Thanks, Louis. 74 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,168 I'm always happy to help. It's kinda my thing. 75 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,571 Or it was before Deidre crushed my dreams. 76 00:02:40,604 --> 00:02:42,606 Well, that's kinda Deidre's thing. 77 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,341 That and a Mariah-level cackle. 78 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:46,610 [ Chuckles ] Well, she very publicly noted 79 00:02:46,643 --> 00:02:49,380 that my new consulting business has no clients and no money. 80 00:02:49,413 --> 00:02:50,681 Technically, we're in the red 81 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:52,148 since printing these business cards. 82 00:02:53,584 --> 00:02:56,186 This a business card 83 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,188 or an invitation to a really weird party? 84 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,524 Yeah, I haven't landed on a company name. 85 00:03:00,557 --> 00:03:02,526 According to Deidre, I haven't even landed on a company. 86 00:03:02,559 --> 00:03:03,760 Tune her out. 87 00:03:03,794 --> 00:03:06,363 She is just a bottle blonde with low bone density. 88 00:03:06,397 --> 00:03:07,631 That's easier said than done. 89 00:03:07,664 --> 00:03:08,699 Not really. 90 00:03:08,732 --> 00:03:10,066 I use the same technique for my girls. 91 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,769 When I need a break and they refuse to nap, 92 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:16,139 I just shut off the baby monitor for a few minutes. 93 00:03:16,172 --> 00:03:18,041 Oh, God. Sorry. 94 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,643 TMI. [ Chuckles ] 95 00:03:19,676 --> 00:03:21,378 No, Jessica and I did the same thing with the boys. 96 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:22,813 Only we didn't have a baby monitor. 97 00:03:22,846 --> 00:03:24,715 [ Babies crying ] 98 00:03:24,748 --> 00:03:26,617 [ Audience laughter ] 99 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:30,153 [ TV volume increases ] 100 00:03:30,186 --> 00:03:32,155 That's how we got hooked on "Mork & Mindy." 101 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:34,257 More like "Mindy & Mork," if you ask me. 102 00:03:34,291 --> 00:03:35,826 Oh, it is so good to hear 103 00:03:35,859 --> 00:03:37,260 I'm not the only parent who struggles. 104 00:03:37,294 --> 00:03:38,795 I swear, when it's not magical, 105 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:40,664 it's a waking nightmare. 106 00:03:40,697 --> 00:03:42,065 Oh, there's no middle ground. 107 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,167 It's either nirvana or a sledgehammer to the crotch. 108 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,769 Yes. 109 00:03:45,802 --> 00:03:48,004 I wish more parents would share this kind of thing. 110 00:03:48,038 --> 00:03:51,475 Hey, you should start a web log on Live Diary. 111 00:03:51,508 --> 00:03:53,810 I don't understand any of those words. 112 00:03:53,844 --> 00:03:56,313 It's a new Internet platform I heard about at that conference. 113 00:03:56,347 --> 00:03:58,949 People write posts to share their thoughts anonymously. 114 00:03:58,982 --> 00:04:00,317 Hmm. What I'm hearing is 115 00:04:00,351 --> 00:04:01,818 I can do it while wearing pajamas? 116 00:04:01,852 --> 00:04:03,086 That sounds great. 117 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:05,155 [ Chuckles ] Ooh, I could call it "TMI: 118 00:04:05,188 --> 00:04:06,657 True Mommy Insights." 119 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:07,858 That's perfect. I can help. 120 00:04:07,891 --> 00:04:08,992 [ Both chuckle ] 121 00:04:09,025 --> 00:04:10,293 And now that we're throwing around names, 122 00:04:10,327 --> 00:04:13,764 what do you think about Louniversal Consulting? 123 00:04:13,797 --> 00:04:15,799 I'll leave that to Lou. 124 00:04:15,832 --> 00:04:16,833 [ Chuckles ] 125 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:18,402 I don't get it. 126 00:04:21,705 --> 00:04:23,607 I like hard tacos, 127 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,010 but I can fit more soft tacos in my purse. 128 00:04:27,043 --> 00:04:28,011 Eddie: [ Laughs ] 129 00:04:28,044 --> 00:04:30,046 What are you guys laughing at? 130 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,048 Is Marvin at it with that stray cat again? 131 00:04:32,082 --> 00:04:34,851 Don't plant berries if you don't want mischievous kitties. 132 00:04:34,885 --> 00:04:36,152 It's opening day for Thanksgiving Turkeys 133 00:04:36,186 --> 00:04:37,153 at the grocery store. 134 00:04:37,187 --> 00:04:38,889 It's already Turkey Tango Time? 135 00:04:38,922 --> 00:04:41,324 The holiday season begins when folks come together 136 00:04:41,358 --> 00:04:43,494 and fight to the death over big, frozen birds. 137 00:04:43,527 --> 00:04:45,228 It was one of the best years yet. 138 00:04:45,261 --> 00:04:46,997 Tie-Dye Tim brought a lasso. 139 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:48,699 A lasso! 140 00:04:50,434 --> 00:04:52,035 I can't believe this. Grandma: Me, neither. 141 00:04:52,068 --> 00:04:55,839 Tie-Dye Tim told me he wasn't into rope stuff. 142 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:58,341 The boys and I have never missed a Turkey Tango. 143 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:00,711 30 people, 15 turkeys. 144 00:05:00,744 --> 00:05:01,878 Something's gotta give. [ Indistinct shouting ] 145 00:05:01,912 --> 00:05:03,747 Ohh, Carol-Joan and Deidre 146 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:05,882 both have their claws in a 20-pounder. 147 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:08,585 C-J, use the other hand to slap. 148 00:05:08,619 --> 00:05:09,653 [ Loud slap ] 149 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:11,522 Ooh. Ooh. 150 00:05:13,590 --> 00:05:16,727 It is one of my favorite shopping fights of the year. 151 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,729 It's like Thunderdome without the dome. 152 00:05:18,762 --> 00:05:20,263 And with an aisle. 153 00:05:20,296 --> 00:05:21,932 Thunderaisle. 154 00:05:21,965 --> 00:05:23,734 [ Exhales sharply ] Why wouldn't they invite me? 155 00:05:23,767 --> 00:05:25,001 They are at that age 156 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:28,505 where you are not interesting to them anymore. 157 00:05:28,539 --> 00:05:30,441 I am also at that age. 158 00:05:30,474 --> 00:05:32,676 No, that's not it. 159 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:34,210 I've just been so busy lately 160 00:05:34,244 --> 00:05:36,613 with studying and job applications. 161 00:05:36,647 --> 00:05:39,716 They need a reminder that I can be the life of the party. 162 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:43,920 I don't think you know what a party is. 163 00:05:43,954 --> 00:05:46,957 ** 164 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:48,358 Ah. 165 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:51,227 "At the end of the day, children are like silverware. 166 00:05:51,261 --> 00:05:53,029 You don't have to clean them that well -- 167 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:54,097 just get the food off." 168 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:55,932 [ Laughs ] Amazing first post. 169 00:05:55,966 --> 00:05:57,400 And sticking your head in the freezer 170 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:59,269 to muffle your screams is a great tip. 171 00:05:59,302 --> 00:06:00,737 Because sound doesn't travel through cold air. 172 00:06:00,771 --> 00:06:02,473 Publish it. 173 00:06:02,506 --> 00:06:03,974 [ Whimpers ] [ Mouse clicks ] 174 00:06:04,007 --> 00:06:05,876 [ Chuckles ] [ Squeals, giggles ] 175 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:07,210 And we can track how many people are reading 176 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:09,480 with the view counter. 177 00:06:09,513 --> 00:06:10,581 [ Gasps ] One view. 178 00:06:10,614 --> 00:06:11,615 Our first view! 179 00:06:11,648 --> 00:06:12,616 Refresh the page. 180 00:06:12,649 --> 00:06:14,651 Uh... Two views. Click again. 181 00:06:14,685 --> 00:06:16,820 Three! You're famous! Oh! [ Laughs ] 182 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:18,589 Wait a second. Wait, I think we're ticking up 183 00:06:18,622 --> 00:06:19,656 the view counter. [ Mouse clicking ] 184 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:22,158 Four, five, six. Oh. Oh. 185 00:06:22,192 --> 00:06:23,660 Maybe we should just log off for a while. 186 00:06:23,694 --> 00:06:25,962 In the meantime, can I run some new company names by you? 187 00:06:25,996 --> 00:06:27,464 Or maybe we c-- 188 00:06:27,498 --> 00:06:29,500 Here we go. 189 00:06:31,201 --> 00:06:32,669 Okay. Oh. 190 00:06:32,703 --> 00:06:34,337 Sure, it's long, but there's something about 191 00:06:34,370 --> 00:06:38,308 C.S. Louis and the Chronicles of Consulting that feels right. 192 00:06:38,341 --> 00:06:40,944 I think we've waited long enough. 193 00:06:40,977 --> 00:06:41,978 [ Mouse clicks ] 194 00:06:42,012 --> 00:06:43,847 [ Gasps ] Oh, my God, Louis. 195 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:44,981 100 views?! 196 00:06:45,015 --> 00:06:48,151 Triple didgies! Honey, you maternal genius! 197 00:06:48,184 --> 00:06:49,486 This is great! 198 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,987 Oh, I'm so glad you encouraged me to do this. 199 00:06:51,021 --> 00:06:52,022 Me too. 200 00:06:52,055 --> 00:06:53,256 See, this is why I started 201 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:55,325 Stand and DeLOUver Consulting. 202 00:06:55,358 --> 00:06:56,760 Who knew so many people out there 203 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:58,461 would care about my parenting problems? 204 00:06:58,495 --> 00:06:59,763 Yeah. 205 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,665 It's an untapped market. 206 00:07:01,698 --> 00:07:03,667 There were ones you chose not to say? 207 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,869 I mean, at least Lou Cheese Dressing is a pun. 208 00:07:05,902 --> 00:07:06,870 [ Chuckles ] 209 00:07:06,903 --> 00:07:08,138 So, that one? 210 00:07:09,172 --> 00:07:11,307 You fools lace them up? 211 00:07:11,341 --> 00:07:12,776 That's what they want you to do. 212 00:07:12,809 --> 00:07:13,810 Jessica: Okay! 213 00:07:13,844 --> 00:07:16,547 Who's ready for some fun? 214 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:17,648 What's happening? 215 00:07:17,681 --> 00:07:19,482 Oh, no. The gas leak's back again. 216 00:07:19,516 --> 00:07:21,317 I know I've been busy lately, 217 00:07:21,351 --> 00:07:25,689 so I thought I'd set aside one hour of concentrated fun time 218 00:07:25,722 --> 00:07:27,824 for us to spend together. 219 00:07:27,858 --> 00:07:29,392 Say hello... 220 00:07:29,425 --> 00:07:31,061 to the Family Fun Activity Wheel! 221 00:07:31,094 --> 00:07:33,296 Hello, Wheel! 222 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:34,397 See? Fun. 223 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:35,566 Is that just a chore wheel 224 00:07:35,599 --> 00:07:36,833 but with "dusting" crossed out 225 00:07:36,867 --> 00:07:39,570 and "roast Grandma" written in? 226 00:07:39,603 --> 00:07:41,738 Oh, we were gonna go to the ribbon cutting ceremony 227 00:07:41,772 --> 00:07:43,006 for the piazza. 228 00:07:43,039 --> 00:07:45,742 Apparently, "piazza" is not "pizza" in Italian, 229 00:07:45,776 --> 00:07:48,244 so I still have to learn how to say "pizza" in Italian. 230 00:07:48,278 --> 00:07:50,847 Carol-Joan's diving into the Italian theme. 231 00:07:50,881 --> 00:07:52,549 Marvin's gonna teach everyone bocce. 232 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,250 Play on the dirt hill later. 233 00:07:54,284 --> 00:07:55,819 But the ribbon will be cut. 234 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:58,021 Let's have some quality time together. 235 00:07:58,054 --> 00:08:00,056 Have some fun. Spin the wheel. 236 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:01,658 Sorry, Ma. Maybe next time. 237 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:04,494 I hear there's a moozarelle tasting. 238 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,329 [ Italian accent ] Mozzarelle! 239 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:07,831 [ Door opens ] 240 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:09,332 [ Door closes ] 241 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,667 "Spin again"? 242 00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:12,468 Why is that on there? 243 00:08:14,805 --> 00:08:16,272 So, uh, tech support, 244 00:08:16,306 --> 00:08:18,241 how do I know which pop-ups are viruses 245 00:08:18,274 --> 00:08:19,910 and which ones really are $100? 246 00:08:19,943 --> 00:08:20,911 [ Knock on door ] 247 00:08:20,944 --> 00:08:22,345 Louis! I have good news! 248 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:23,847 What's all this?! 249 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,116 "TMI" just hit 1,000 views. 250 00:08:26,149 --> 00:08:27,584 Quaddie didgies?! 251 00:08:27,618 --> 00:08:29,620 [ Laughs ] We're in the big leagues, baby! 252 00:08:29,653 --> 00:08:30,787 [ Laughs ] Honey, that's incredible! 253 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:33,857 Perfect time for me to tell you about my news. 254 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:36,359 I incorporated "TMI" as a business. 255 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:38,128 You did? 256 00:08:38,161 --> 00:08:40,430 And I'm taking you on as my very first client. 257 00:08:40,463 --> 00:08:42,799 Oh, I don't think you have to -- 258 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,300 Uh, bup, bup, bup, bup. I know what you're thinking, 259 00:08:44,334 --> 00:08:46,236 and I refuse to charge you a single cent. 260 00:08:46,269 --> 00:08:48,705 [ Chuckles ] We're both real businesses now! 261 00:08:48,739 --> 00:08:49,973 We are? [ Chuckles ] 262 00:08:50,006 --> 00:08:50,974 Unh-unh. 263 00:08:51,007 --> 00:08:52,643 We're on the clock. 264 00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:54,911 [ Bottle thuds ] Okay, so, first order of business... 265 00:08:54,945 --> 00:08:57,814 Uh, marketing. 266 00:08:57,848 --> 00:08:59,282 Wait. Maybe we should order dinner. 267 00:08:59,315 --> 00:09:00,817 It's 3:00 in the afternoon. 268 00:09:00,851 --> 00:09:02,953 You didn't hire me to think in the present. 269 00:09:02,986 --> 00:09:05,088 You hired me to think ahead. 270 00:09:09,192 --> 00:09:11,161 You turned my blog into a business? 271 00:09:11,194 --> 00:09:12,763 But I'm just doing "TMI" for fun. 272 00:09:12,796 --> 00:09:14,665 Well, what's more fun than a tax-sheltered, 273 00:09:14,698 --> 00:09:16,166 limited liability S-corp? 274 00:09:16,199 --> 00:09:18,434 As a business, we can reach more parents. 275 00:09:20,203 --> 00:09:22,005 Wow, you did a lot of unsolicited work. 276 00:09:22,038 --> 00:09:23,473 The hard part was sneaking into Evan's room 277 00:09:23,506 --> 00:09:24,641 and stealing his graph paper. 278 00:09:24,675 --> 00:09:25,642 He's a light sleeper. 279 00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:26,910 Anyway, 280 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:30,647 I booked your very first major promotional opportunity. 281 00:09:30,681 --> 00:09:31,648 "Good Morning Orlando." 282 00:09:31,682 --> 00:09:32,649 What? 283 00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:35,752 But I'm not TV-ready. 284 00:09:35,786 --> 00:09:37,453 I forgot what real pants even feel like, 285 00:09:37,487 --> 00:09:39,756 and I lost a Ricola in my hair a week ago. 286 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:40,924 I saw it fall out yesterday. 287 00:09:40,957 --> 00:09:43,326 Okay, but, I mean, online, I'm anonymous. 288 00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:45,261 Exposing myself in real life is scary. 289 00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:46,997 More risk, more reward. 290 00:09:47,030 --> 00:09:48,932 Starting my own business was terrifying, too, 291 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,834 but I'm finally feeling good about it, 292 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:53,169 especially now that I have my very first client. 293 00:09:54,537 --> 00:09:56,006 Okay, there's no harm in trying. 294 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:57,007 [ Both chuckle ] 295 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,541 Uh, there is with crystal meth. 296 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:03,013 Boys! A grocery store in Sanford just got their turkeys, 297 00:10:03,046 --> 00:10:04,380 so I thought we'd all go down and -- 298 00:10:05,849 --> 00:10:08,318 Why are you all dressed like European hobos? 299 00:10:08,351 --> 00:10:10,020 We're headed out to the piazza. 300 00:10:10,053 --> 00:10:11,554 We all caught the bocce bug. 301 00:10:11,587 --> 00:10:12,823 And I caught the toga bug. 302 00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:14,190 I'm one safety pin away from nudity, 303 00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:15,325 and I love the thrill. 304 00:10:15,358 --> 00:10:17,828 That fake park thing is still going on? 305 00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:21,164 How is that more fun than spending time with your mother? 306 00:10:21,197 --> 00:10:24,500 [ Playing Italian music ] 307 00:10:24,534 --> 00:10:28,171 [ Indistinct conversations ] 308 00:10:28,204 --> 00:10:29,906 ** 309 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:32,342 Carol-Joan's scooping gelato! 310 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,676 Prego, boys! 311 00:10:34,911 --> 00:10:37,213 No, wait. You can't go. 312 00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:39,382 -Why? -Because... 313 00:10:39,415 --> 00:10:40,383 it's racist. 314 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,018 Against Italians? 315 00:10:42,052 --> 00:10:43,053 I guess it's a little on the nose. 316 00:10:43,086 --> 00:10:45,688 No, against us. 317 00:10:45,722 --> 00:10:47,991 An Asian family moves onto the block, 318 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:52,095 and suddenly, we need a median to solve our "driving issues"? 319 00:10:52,128 --> 00:10:53,196 Wake up. 320 00:10:53,229 --> 00:10:54,664 Suddenly? 321 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,999 We moved here six years ago. 322 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,634 And to be fair, we've had our share of driving incidents. 323 00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:01,137 [ Tires screech ] 324 00:11:02,305 --> 00:11:05,241 [ Horn honking, tires squealing ] 325 00:11:05,275 --> 00:11:07,010 [ Grunting ] 326 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:07,944 Hey. 327 00:11:07,978 --> 00:11:09,913 Feels like a reach. 328 00:11:09,946 --> 00:11:11,882 You dilute the movement with stuff like that, Ma. 329 00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:13,116 [ Mandolin playing ] 330 00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,117 Oh, my God. 331 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:15,251 Meatball's playing "Ave Maria." 332 00:11:15,285 --> 00:11:16,686 That's my jam. 333 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,088 Ciao bella, mamma mia. 334 00:11:18,121 --> 00:11:20,223 Now that's racist. 335 00:11:20,256 --> 00:11:22,258 [ Door opens, closes ] 336 00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:24,460 If you want to spend time with them, 337 00:11:24,494 --> 00:11:25,796 then just go out there. 338 00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:28,098 But I want quality time with the boys, 339 00:11:28,131 --> 00:11:30,566 not watch Carol-Joan eat gelato and say, 340 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,969 "It's not as good as it was on holiday." 341 00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:34,304 She was hammered the whole time. 342 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:35,605 Of course it was good. 343 00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:37,307 You're trying too hard. 344 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,575 No wonder they prefer the median. 345 00:11:39,609 --> 00:11:42,312 It smells like grass, not desperation. 346 00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:44,714 You're right. 347 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,583 I must destroy the median. 348 00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:50,787 You always take the wrong lesson. 349 00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:53,656 ** 350 00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:55,425 Good morning, Orlando. 351 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,293 Gus and Mey-Mey back at ya. 352 00:11:57,327 --> 00:11:59,495 Two seconds in, you're off-script. 353 00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:01,664 This morning, we have Honey Ellis, 354 00:12:01,697 --> 00:12:06,002 the voice of popular parenting Internet blog, "TMI!" 355 00:12:06,036 --> 00:12:08,404 As a mother myself, I love it. 356 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:09,505 Really?! Oof. 357 00:12:09,539 --> 00:12:10,974 Oh, that's wonderful to hear. 358 00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:13,009 I thought I was the only one who ignored my kids. 359 00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:14,344 [ Laughs ] 360 00:12:14,377 --> 00:12:16,679 Sometimes, I go days pretending I can't hear him. 361 00:12:16,712 --> 00:12:17,814 [ Laughs ] Days? 362 00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:18,982 You have a kid? 363 00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:22,118 So, Honey, now, what would you say 364 00:12:22,152 --> 00:12:25,321 is the secret behind "TMI's" success? 365 00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:27,490 Well, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for my friend 366 00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:29,325 and business consultant, Louis Huang. 367 00:12:29,359 --> 00:12:30,526 He's backstage right now. 368 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,295 Oh, he's right over there. 369 00:12:32,328 --> 00:12:35,498 [ Chuckles ] Oh. Oh, he's coming over. 370 00:12:35,531 --> 00:12:36,666 Oh, he mic'd himself. 371 00:12:36,699 --> 00:12:38,869 Uh, hi. Thank you for having me on. 372 00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:40,436 You know, I've been a business consultant for Honey, 373 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:41,504 who has an original voice. 374 00:12:41,537 --> 00:12:42,505 Gus: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 375 00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:43,806 that's -- that's -- that's great. 376 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,208 Now, uh, uh, uh, Mey-Mey. 377 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,310 Uh, how old is this kid that I've never heard of? 378 00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:48,311 [ Chuckles ] 379 00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:49,379 Uh, 12. 380 00:12:49,412 --> 00:12:50,680 12. 381 00:12:50,713 --> 00:12:51,948 Now, Honey, back to your blog. 382 00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,616 No, back to the kid. 383 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:57,120 You and I took a cruise 12 years and 9 months ago, 384 00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:58,188 and then when we got back, 385 00:12:58,221 --> 00:13:00,056 you swore off sushi and took a sabbatical. 386 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:01,357 We're talking about a blog. 387 00:13:01,391 --> 00:13:02,792 No, we're talking about my son! 388 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,227 [ Nervous laughter ] We need to go to break. 389 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:05,862 Yes, we do need to go to break, 390 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:08,064 but let's go to break because I'd like to know... 391 00:13:08,098 --> 00:13:09,299 what is his name? [ Laughs ] 392 00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:11,034 I-I-I-Is he -- 393 00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,702 Hold this, and flash 'em the goods. 394 00:13:12,735 --> 00:13:14,537 [ Indistinct arguing ] Your teeth. 395 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:15,906 There. 396 00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:18,008 [ Arguing continues ] 397 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:22,345 According to maritime law, that baby belongs to no one. 398 00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:24,014 Hey, can you pipe down? 399 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:26,216 I'm working on an op-ed for the newspaper. 400 00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:27,417 How's this for a finish? 401 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:31,021 "In summary, leave bocce to the Mafia. 402 00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:32,688 Take down that median." 403 00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:35,758 You are a fool to invoke the mob. 404 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:38,361 Woman: Oh, no. [ Laughs ] 405 00:13:38,394 --> 00:13:39,662 Man: My parakeet said... 406 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,897 Can't you watch that in your room? 407 00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:43,499 I was here first. I'm not moving. 408 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,768 Looks like you're stuck with me. 409 00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:47,670 Get there first! 410 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,240 Jenny, you're one for 1,000 on good ideas. 411 00:13:50,273 --> 00:13:53,876 What about the time I attached the vacuum to my wheelchair? 412 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,012 Two for 1,000. 413 00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,880 [ Chuckles ] 414 00:13:58,714 --> 00:13:59,549 [ Mouse clicking ] 415 00:13:59,582 --> 00:14:01,284 [ Squeals ] 416 00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:02,852 All done with today's blog post. 417 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,287 "The 55-Second Rule: 418 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,356 Why Floor Food is Better for Everyone." 419 00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:07,757 Unless it's pudding. 420 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:09,792 So hard to pick up. [ Chuckles ] 421 00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:11,294 Wow, you're really churning these posts out. 422 00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:14,564 I have been so inspired to write since our readership tripled. 423 00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:16,432 I'm so glad you convinced me to go on TV. 424 00:14:16,466 --> 00:14:17,934 I'm just doing my job. 425 00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:19,602 Speaking of, maybe we put a pin in that post 426 00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:22,238 and instead do a...baby food review. 427 00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:23,606 It'll be easy. You just have to include 428 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:24,807 these promotional bullet points. 429 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,444 A baby food review? 430 00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:31,381 [ Chuckling ] They want me to say "scrumdeeleeumpcious?" 431 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:33,984 I would rather scrumdeelee-stick my head in the oven. 432 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:35,818 [ Chuckles ] An oven full of cash. [ Chuckles ] 433 00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:37,087 Come on. 434 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,421 The advertising opportunities 435 00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:40,456 have been pouring in since your TV segment. 436 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:41,657 Don't you want to make money? 437 00:14:41,691 --> 00:14:42,825 Like a real business? 438 00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:44,927 Thanks, but I just want to write 439 00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:47,497 what I want to write. 440 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,664 Hate to be that guy, 441 00:14:48,698 --> 00:14:50,933 but Americans don't know how to make coffee. 442 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:52,335 What coffee did you go with, Eddie? 443 00:14:52,368 --> 00:14:53,503 It's an Eddie-chino -- 444 00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:55,805 melted Rocky Road with a bean at the bottom. 445 00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,273 Hmm. Ma? 446 00:14:58,774 --> 00:14:59,775 What are you doing here? 447 00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:02,245 I'm getting my work done outdoors. 448 00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:04,414 You know how I love the sun. 449 00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:05,681 Can you do that somewhere else? 450 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:06,983 We're about to play bocce. 451 00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:09,752 No. I was here first, and I'm not moving. 452 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,821 [ Slurping ] 453 00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:13,356 [ Coughing ] 454 00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:16,126 [ Strained ] Got the bean. 455 00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:19,929 [ Object thuds ] 456 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,264 [ Knock on door ] 457 00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:25,968 ** 458 00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:30,340 "Dear TMI Honey. 459 00:15:30,373 --> 00:15:31,707 Thanks for the review. 460 00:15:31,741 --> 00:15:35,845 We think you're scrumdeeleeumpcious, too." 461 00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:36,879 [ Toy rattles, thuds ] 462 00:15:36,912 --> 00:15:38,514 So, a box popped up 463 00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,150 offering me a free trip to Cozumel. 464 00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,885 I clicked on it, and then four more boxes popped up, 465 00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,320 so I clicked on those. 466 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:46,322 Now I have no tickets, and my computer's frozen. 467 00:15:46,356 --> 00:15:49,325 You published that baby food review behind my back! 468 00:15:49,359 --> 00:15:50,826 What about my post? 469 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,495 You're welcome, Honey. 470 00:15:52,528 --> 00:15:54,330 [ Scoffs ] For what? 471 00:15:54,364 --> 00:15:56,232 For making your business a success. 472 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,367 That's why you hired me, right? 473 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,069 I never hired you. 474 00:15:59,102 --> 00:16:00,636 You hired you. 475 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,372 But now I'm firing you. 476 00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,840 Woman: Ohh, so sorry. 477 00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:07,077 Did you mean to put me on speakerphone? 478 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:07,943 I wasn't sure. 479 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,550 You're firing me as your business consultant? 480 00:16:14,584 --> 00:16:15,985 Why? Because you knew I didn't want to post 481 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,254 that baby food review, and you did it anyway. 482 00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:20,323 Well, I saw you were nervous about increasing 483 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:21,557 "TMI's" market share, 484 00:16:21,591 --> 00:16:23,159 so I pulled the trigger on that post -- 485 00:16:23,193 --> 00:16:25,161 just like you were nervous about being on TV, 486 00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:26,496 and that turned out great. 487 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:29,232 And Gus and Mey-Mey are co-parenting Little Monty. 488 00:16:29,265 --> 00:16:31,601 But I didn't want any of this. 489 00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:32,902 Well, don't you want this? 490 00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,404 Now you can take your mind off 491 00:16:34,437 --> 00:16:36,672 the diaper budget and focus on "TMI." 492 00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:39,609 Louis, this is my blog, not yours. 493 00:16:39,642 --> 00:16:41,544 Well, I was only doing this to help you. 494 00:16:41,577 --> 00:16:43,846 Well, I'm only doing this to help you. 495 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,616 You were so desperate for a client, 496 00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:48,017 I just went along with it. 497 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,619 Clearly that was a mistake. 498 00:16:49,652 --> 00:16:51,087 [ Sighs ] 499 00:16:53,623 --> 00:16:55,024 Come on, Ma, a-scootchie over. 500 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,026 Jessica, stop hogging the piazza. 501 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,229 Yeah, we have bocce finals. 502 00:16:59,262 --> 00:17:00,296 Finals! 503 00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:04,634 Well, I guess the, uh, bocce ball tournament 504 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,103 has been postponed, folks, so all bets are off. 505 00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:08,971 You can see Meatball here for a refund. 506 00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:10,140 Sorry. 507 00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:11,441 [ Indistinct chatter ] 508 00:17:11,474 --> 00:17:12,808 Excuse me. I have to go. I have to go. 509 00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:14,644 Now that we have the place to ourselves, 510 00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:16,379 maybe we can have Family Fun Time out here! 511 00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:18,047 We were already having fun. 512 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,150 Until you showed up and ruined it. 513 00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:23,319 [ Italian accent ] Not-a cool-a. 514 00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:26,322 ** 515 00:17:26,356 --> 00:17:27,590 Hey, Jessica. 516 00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:28,891 Brought you some baby food. 517 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,660 Thought you might be hungry but not want to chew. 518 00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:35,398 [ Sighs ] 519 00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:38,301 This baby food really is scrumdeeleeumpcious. 520 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,669 [ Exhales sharply ] 521 00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:40,836 I don't get Honey. 522 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,838 I help her turn "TMI" into a real business, 523 00:17:42,872 --> 00:17:44,307 and then she fires me. 524 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,308 That's just Honey. 525 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,809 Some people are born for business, 526 00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:47,977 and other people were born 527 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,612 with skin that smells like fruit. 528 00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:50,746 It doesn't add up. 529 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,282 She was actually starting to make money. 530 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:53,816 I know what this is. 531 00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:56,852 The problem with Honey is she has TMI -- 532 00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:58,321 Too Much Integrity. 533 00:17:58,354 --> 00:17:59,955 She's never in it for the money. 534 00:17:59,989 --> 00:18:03,859 Our boys also have a TMI problem -- 535 00:18:03,893 --> 00:18:05,995 [ Sighs ] Too Many Interests, 536 00:18:06,028 --> 00:18:08,198 and none of them are me. Oh, what do you mean? 537 00:18:08,231 --> 00:18:11,167 All they want to do is play bocce on this dumb piazza 538 00:18:11,201 --> 00:18:12,368 instead of spending time with me. 539 00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:15,137 But I've been so busy lately, I never get to see them. 540 00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:16,872 If you want to spend time with them, 541 00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:18,174 do what interests them, 542 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,275 even if it happens to be something 543 00:18:19,309 --> 00:18:22,712 you've taken an arbitrary stance against. 544 00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:24,780 [ Sighs ] 545 00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:28,751 No one wants to eat a mashed-up Thanksgiving meal. 546 00:18:30,686 --> 00:18:31,821 I do. 547 00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:35,691 ** 548 00:18:35,725 --> 00:18:37,493 You know, when you think about it, 549 00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:39,362 bocce is just adult marbles. 550 00:18:40,863 --> 00:18:44,900 I made you a lasagna to make up for ruining dumb bowling. 551 00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,836 I'm not eating carbs this week. 552 00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:49,205 It's still frozen. 553 00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:51,140 Apparently it takes an hour to bake, 554 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,576 and I didn't need that much time to reflect. 555 00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:56,212 Between studying and the job hunt, 556 00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:57,480 I've missed you guys. 557 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,549 Us too. 558 00:18:59,582 --> 00:19:01,083 It's just weird when you were jogging around, 559 00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:02,485 making us spin a wheel. 560 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,653 It's forced. 561 00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:05,588 Like when MTV tried to make voting cool. 562 00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:06,822 I know. 563 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,324 I just wanted you all to myself. 564 00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:10,426 But as long as we're together, I am happy. 565 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:13,095 Even if Carol-Joan's hitting the old grapes. 566 00:19:13,128 --> 00:19:14,997 You know, Mommy, you'd love bocce. 567 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,499 It means "boss" in Latin. 568 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,067 Eddie: Yeah, it's perfect for you -- 569 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,102 precision, competition, violence. 570 00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:21,671 You wanna come play with us? 571 00:19:21,704 --> 00:19:23,506 I do love violence. 572 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:27,277 ** 573 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:30,179 [ Door opens, closes ] 574 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,248 Hmm. 575 00:19:32,282 --> 00:19:34,584 Hey, Honey. I was, uh, wondering 576 00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:35,785 if I could use your computer. 577 00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,587 [ Scoffs ] And give it a virus? 578 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,921 No, thanks. 579 00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:41,023 I think I've had enough consulting. 580 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,527 I want to show you the latest "TMI" post. 581 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,228 [ Keyboard clacking ] 582 00:19:47,997 --> 00:19:49,899 You took down the review and posted 583 00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:51,967 my "55-Second Rule" piece instead? 584 00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,135 I was wrong to sell out your blog. 585 00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:54,136 That's not you. 586 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:55,305 [ Chuckles ] 587 00:19:55,338 --> 00:19:57,440 I know you just wanted to help. 588 00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:59,642 I got so caught up trying to prove I could be successful, 589 00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:02,645 I forgot the job is supporting someone else and their dreams. 590 00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:03,879 Thanks, Louis. 591 00:20:03,913 --> 00:20:05,781 You are great at what you do. 592 00:20:05,815 --> 00:20:06,982 I know you are gonna make 593 00:20:07,016 --> 00:20:08,784 a small-business owner so happy one day. 594 00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:10,420 Well, you've gotta keep blogging. 595 00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:12,488 It's so good, and you've got such a relatable voice. 596 00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:14,390 Oh, yeah, I'm not stopping. 597 00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:16,158 [ Chuckles ] I've got so many ideas. 598 00:20:16,191 --> 00:20:19,261 The other day, I wore a diaper, and it was magical. 599 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:22,298 Yeah. Yeah, yeah! 600 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,334 [ Chuckles ] Ooh. Guess what? 601 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,336 I finally thought of a good company name -- 602 00:20:26,369 --> 00:20:28,237 All About Lou Consulting. 603 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,307 Yeah. Yeah, yeah! 604 00:20:31,341 --> 00:20:35,277 Or what about just Louis Huang Consulting? 605 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:38,714 Wow. 606 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,756 ** 607 00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:48,758 [ Cheering ] 608 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,593 Are you not entertained?! 609 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:51,627 Marvin: And that's game. 610 00:20:51,661 --> 00:20:52,862 Jessica wins! 611 00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:53,929 You killed it, Ma! 612 00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:56,332 [ Siren chirps ] 613 00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:59,201 Clear out, people! This median was constructed 614 00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:00,503 without a permit. 615 00:21:00,536 --> 00:21:02,338 Bulldozers are on their way. 616 00:21:02,372 --> 00:21:04,674 What?! Who snitched? 617 00:21:04,707 --> 00:21:06,842 There was an anonymous op-ed in the newspaper. 618 00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:08,511 I bet it was Carol-Joan. 619 00:21:08,544 --> 00:21:10,179 [ Crowd groans ] No, it wasn't me. 620 00:21:10,212 --> 00:21:11,881 Well, it was good while it lasted. 621 00:21:11,914 --> 00:21:13,215 Arrivederci, bocce. 622 00:21:13,248 --> 00:21:16,552 No way. Let's continue this thing in our backyard. 623 00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:18,153 [ Cheering ] 624 00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:19,489 Sorry, Huang family only. 625 00:21:19,522 --> 00:21:21,491 Boys, grab the gelato cart. Let's go. 626 00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:23,893 Bring on the bulldozer. 627 00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:26,396 [ Radio crackles ] Jim, bring in the bulls.