1 00:00:04,264 --> 00:00:06,092 It's nice your dad's trusting usto handle shipment day alone. 2 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,312 My dad's trying to finda new business venture, 3 00:00:08,355 --> 00:00:11,097 so gonna be moreresponsibility coming our way. 4 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,142 A promotion, a parking spot, 5 00:00:12,185 --> 00:00:14,144 control over the bathroom code -- 6 00:00:14,187 --> 00:00:15,493 69-69. 7 00:00:15,536 --> 00:00:17,277 Both: Yeahhh. 8 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,150 Your uncle's birthday --June 9, 1969. 9 00:00:20,193 --> 00:00:23,457 Ooh, shipment day! 10 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,764 What bounty has Lady Cattleman'sbeen blessed with? 11 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,941 What are all these? Walnuts? 12 00:00:28,984 --> 00:00:29,811 Brazil nuts? 13 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:30,725 Deez nuts? 14 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,031 Delivery man: They're chestnuts. 15 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,773 And how would you know what a chestnut looks like? 16 00:00:34,816 --> 00:00:37,297 Because I am one. 17 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:44,478 Matthew Chestnut. 18 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,485 Eddie, who the "H" is this guy? 19 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,792 He used to be Dad'sright-hand man until he bailed 20 00:00:53,835 --> 00:00:56,360 to go manage somerestaurant vendors at Dollywood. 21 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:58,188 Dollywood? There should be a Rebawood. 22 00:00:58,231 --> 00:01:01,016 Louis, I made a mistake when I left. 23 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,931 You're gol-dang rightyou did. 24 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,281 I know how bad it must've hurt. 25 00:01:04,324 --> 00:01:05,804 It hurt me, too. 26 00:01:05,847 --> 00:01:08,546 But I want to come back... if you'll let me. 27 00:01:08,589 --> 00:01:12,158 Matthew,after that selfish, foul, 28 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,508 disrespectful move you pulled, 29 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:17,076 there's no way I can even thinkof taking you back. 30 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:28,261 ...until we catch upover some cold ones, partner. 31 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:30,829 Oh, man! 32 00:01:30,872 --> 00:01:32,047 Ah! 33 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:33,397 Ah.Best shipment day ever! 34 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,225 Oh, uh, speaking of, I had to move 35 00:01:35,268 --> 00:01:36,226 some crates of onions to the parking lot 36 00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:37,401 to do my clever nut bit. 37 00:01:37,444 --> 00:01:38,619 Oh. You heard your new manager, boys. 38 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,360 Go get those onions outta the sun. 39 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:43,537 Yeah. Wouldn't want them to turn into sun-ions. 40 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:45,191 Oh, God,it's good to have you back. 41 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:46,192 Great to be back. 42 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,194 Goodbye, promotion. 43 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,588 "Dear diary, today sucked again." 44 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,853 --Captions by VITAC-- 45 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,071 ♪ Fresh off the boat 46 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:57,682 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪ 47 00:01:57,725 --> 00:02:00,075 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪ 48 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,468 ♪ Fresh off the boat 49 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,644 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪ 50 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,255 ♪ But I know where I'm goin' 51 00:02:05,298 --> 00:02:07,953 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat 52 00:02:09,389 --> 00:02:13,088 Well, Chestnut's back, and it sucks. 53 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:14,264 Please sit down. 54 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:17,223 I would love to hear about your problems. 55 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,485 Wait. What's happening? 56 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:19,791 I'm LIEing. Nice. 57 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:22,054 Hey, everyone, I have a funny mom. 58 00:02:22,097 --> 00:02:25,579 No. It's a technique from my Teacher Administration book. 59 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:29,366 Listen, Identify, Encourage -- LIE. 60 00:02:29,409 --> 00:02:30,454 I'm not surehow any of that's gonna help 61 00:02:30,497 --> 00:02:31,585 with Chestnut coming back to Cattleman's. 62 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,370 Listening -- you have a problem. 63 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:35,459 He's back one dayand already bossing us around. 64 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:36,590 Identifying -- you're upset. 65 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,592 And he's makingall these new rules, 66 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,160 like "Delivery personnel cannoteat ketchup or mayo packets." 67 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:44,076 How am I supposed to makeThousand Island in my mouth? 68 00:02:44,119 --> 00:02:45,469 Encouraging -- 69 00:02:45,512 --> 00:02:48,123 Chestnut's not a problem. Suck it up. 70 00:02:49,342 --> 00:02:51,605 Well, Chestnut's back,and it's awesome. 71 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,956 I always liked his wife -- skinny, angry, thrifty. 72 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,394 He divorced her.Of course he did. 73 00:02:57,437 --> 00:02:59,047 One woman's trash,another man's treasure. 74 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,658 With him running the show, I can finally focus 75 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:02,399 on finding the next chapterof my life. 76 00:03:02,442 --> 00:03:04,401 Now, I know I've trieda lot of stuff, 77 00:03:04,444 --> 00:03:06,316 and this is going toseem silly, 78 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:08,492 but I think I've foundmy next thing -- 79 00:03:08,535 --> 00:03:09,493 gardening. 80 00:03:09,536 --> 00:03:11,190 Oh, I think that's a great idea. 81 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,409 Really? 82 00:03:12,452 --> 00:03:14,062 I thought you were going to say "Oh, hell no," 83 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,413 or "A gardeneris a hobo wearing gloves," 84 00:03:16,456 --> 00:03:18,328 or "Cucumbersattract pedophiles." 85 00:03:18,371 --> 00:03:20,504 I am fun, but no, I'm actually glad 86 00:03:20,547 --> 00:03:22,419 you found something to be passionate about, 87 00:03:22,462 --> 00:03:24,334 and I want to support you. 88 00:03:24,377 --> 00:03:26,205 Wait. Is this another oneof your schoolbook techniques? 89 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:27,554 Are you LIEing again? No. 90 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:29,208 I just know how much you've struggled 91 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,992 to commit to your next big thing. 92 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,994 If you want to garden, then garden. 93 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:36,433 I 100% support whatever you choose to do, 94 00:03:36,476 --> 00:03:39,349 as long as you 100% support yourself. 95 00:03:39,392 --> 00:03:42,482 Wow. I really appreciateyou having my back on this. 96 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:45,224 But if you're gonna do it, do it the Louis way. 97 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,356 I have a way? 98 00:03:46,399 --> 00:03:48,009 I didn't know I had a way. 99 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:49,576 Well, you like helping people. 100 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,449 So instead of vegetables in the backyard, 101 00:03:52,492 --> 00:03:54,320 maybe you start a community garden. 102 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,888 That's actually... a great idea. 103 00:03:56,931 --> 00:03:58,672 One small request. 104 00:03:58,716 --> 00:03:59,760 No cucumbers? 105 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:02,197 Pedophile candy. 106 00:04:05,505 --> 00:04:07,159 Can you believe that women's pants 107 00:04:07,202 --> 00:04:08,421 don't havelength measurements? 108 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:09,988 What are they,all the same height? 109 00:04:10,031 --> 00:04:10,989 Sexism! 110 00:04:11,032 --> 00:04:12,425 Uh-huh. 111 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,819 And why are you readingthis book about V-word speeches? 112 00:04:14,862 --> 00:04:16,255 So I can identify with women 113 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,517 to be more believablein the school play 114 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:18,605 as Lady Macbeth. 115 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,346 You got a problem with that, Mr. Man? 116 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,002 Boys, I'm glad you're home. 117 00:04:24,045 --> 00:04:26,918 I have a small babysitting favorto ask you. 118 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:28,136 We'd love to watch your girls, 119 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,616 get all thatprecious baby time in 120 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,922 before their breath turns. 121 00:04:30,965 --> 00:04:33,359 No, not them. Marvin. 122 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:36,971 Sure, but if you want us to takehim on walks, that's extra. 123 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:39,626 I love him, but now that he's retired, 124 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,062 he is home all the time, 125 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,586 and it can be a little much. 126 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:43,935 Well, I think it's great 127 00:04:43,978 --> 00:04:45,371 you're not conformingto the traditional maternal role 128 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:46,720 that society thrustsupon women 129 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,505 and are actively choosingto vacation 130 00:04:48,548 --> 00:04:49,636 from the domestic sphere. 131 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,943 Uh, okay. 132 00:04:51,986 --> 00:04:54,206 W-- So, you'll watch him for the day? 133 00:04:54,249 --> 00:04:56,295 He wants to take you out for a ride on his new boat. 134 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,992 A boat ride with Uncle Marvin? 135 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,167 Heck to the yes. 136 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:01,431 I'm gonna slip-test my new docksiders. 137 00:05:02,562 --> 00:05:04,521 Louis: So, while we all laughed 138 00:05:04,564 --> 00:05:06,566 when rubber snakes came out of the fire extinguisher, 139 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,307 don't do it again. 140 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,265 I know I'm scolding myself. 141 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:11,832 Owning his own mistakes -- sign of a good leader. 142 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,530 We're gonnahave to send a rescue team 143 00:05:13,573 --> 00:05:15,532 to get this guyoutta your dad's ass. 144 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:16,620 Don't worry. We got this. 145 00:05:16,663 --> 00:05:18,404 Hey, boss, quick pitch. 146 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:19,753 What about a suggestion box? 147 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,407 That way, employees can safely share their ideas 148 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:22,626 on how to run the restaurant, 149 00:05:22,669 --> 00:05:24,541 like a bulletin board for swapping shifts 150 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:26,760 or take-home mints at the host stand. 151 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,545 Or well-defined department boundaries, 152 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:31,199 with particular focus on newly rehired managers 153 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,462 who may not realize things have been working 154 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:34,115 just fine for the past year and a half! 155 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,552 Reel it in, dude. 156 00:05:35,595 --> 00:05:37,641 Hmm. Suggestion box. That's a good idea. 157 00:05:37,684 --> 00:05:39,294 You know, back at D-wood, 158 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:41,471 Dolly used to say she didn't need a suggestion box 159 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:43,037 'cause she walked around with two big ones. 160 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,519 Her left ear and her right ear. 161 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:47,433 Oh. Ears. 162 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,870 Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. 163 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,002 Matty's right. 164 00:05:51,045 --> 00:05:52,482 We don't need a suggestion box. 165 00:05:52,525 --> 00:05:53,483 Alright, team, great meeting. 166 00:05:53,526 --> 00:05:55,572 If anything comes up, take it to The Nut. 167 00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:57,878 I gotta get home and crank on my garden. 168 00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,010 Whoa! Garden? 169 00:05:59,053 --> 00:06:00,707 Yeah. Gonna need to hear all about that. 170 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,318 I do have a great manure mixture, if you need one.Hmm. 171 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,016 Well, looks like we're stuck with this doofus. 172 00:06:05,059 --> 00:06:07,148 He's gotthat divorced-man energy. 173 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:08,846 We can't compete. 174 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:12,110 Marvin: So,then the Italian says, 175 00:06:12,153 --> 00:06:13,503 "I didn't reportmy credit card stolen 176 00:06:13,546 --> 00:06:15,635 because the thief spends less than my wife." 177 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,424 You got your sea legsthere yet, Emery? 178 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,514 It's not the boat. 179 00:06:24,557 --> 00:06:26,516 It's these jokes that are promoting 180 00:06:26,559 --> 00:06:29,606 grotesque and insensitive -- 181 00:06:31,564 --> 00:06:33,392 I'm also a little seasick. 182 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:34,175 What'd he say? 183 00:06:36,003 --> 00:06:38,832 I just want to catch a big, tasty one, 184 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,139 have Honey whip up some fish tacos. 185 00:06:41,182 --> 00:06:42,488 I tell you, that woman is a savant 186 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,490 when it comes to cabrilla and cabbage. 187 00:06:45,752 --> 00:06:48,102 My girlfriend, Sicily,microwaves a mean fish stick. 188 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,147 They should meet. 189 00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:50,931 Wait a minute. 190 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,193 Are you both implying 191 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:55,153 it's the man's job to bring home the bacon 192 00:06:55,196 --> 00:06:57,111 and the woman's role to cook it? 193 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,373 Huh? Bacon? 194 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,158 What? 195 00:07:00,201 --> 00:07:03,553 No. Honey handles allthe groceries in our household. 196 00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:05,337 I just want to catch a fish big enough 197 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:06,512 that can eat a license plate. 198 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,209 Mm. 199 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,691 Oh, come on, Emery. 200 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:12,953 You gotta man up. 201 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,303 Yeah, Emery, grow a pair! 202 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,788 Honey wrote a biography? 203 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,747 What could be in there? She does nothing. 204 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:25,009 No. It's Dolly Parton. 205 00:07:25,052 --> 00:07:27,577 I've accepted the factthat Chestnut's here to stay, 206 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,752 so I'm getting aheadof all the sweet sayings 207 00:07:28,795 --> 00:07:30,231 I'll be hearing from now on. 208 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,668 Yee-haw. 209 00:07:31,711 --> 00:07:33,365 There was a stretch of time where I was saying 210 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:34,758 "rootin' tootin'" a lot. 211 00:07:34,801 --> 00:07:37,369 But I wasn't using it the right way. 212 00:07:37,412 --> 00:07:38,979 Morning. 213 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:42,679 Oh. Gardening in a suit, like a rich man. 214 00:07:42,722 --> 00:07:43,810 I like it. 215 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,595 No. I'm off the garden.What? 216 00:07:45,638 --> 00:07:47,379 After all that searching, 217 00:07:47,422 --> 00:07:49,642 I thought you finally found what you wanted to do. 218 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,775 Yeah, and I appreciate you supporting me, 219 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:54,342 but I talked to Chestnut, and he made me realize 220 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,170 I should just concentrate on the restaurant. 221 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,824 But I thought you were excited 222 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,826 by the idea of the community garden. 223 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,393 Oh, I was, but then Chestnut convinced me 224 00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:02,612 I'm better off at Cattleman's. 225 00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:04,701 He left to chase his next big thing at Dollywood, 226 00:08:04,744 --> 00:08:07,486 only to learn that the grass wasn't greener. 227 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,618 It was blue. 228 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:09,619 Bluegrass. 229 00:08:09,662 --> 00:08:11,229 Music. 230 00:08:11,272 --> 00:08:12,709 Well, you know where the grass is greener? 231 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:14,624 A well-tended garden. 232 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:17,801 Anyway, he's back to supporting me 100%, just like you. 233 00:08:17,844 --> 00:08:19,324 I rootin' tootin' do. 234 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:22,240 Looks like Chestnut'san el problemo. 235 00:08:22,283 --> 00:08:23,937 What do you know? 236 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,025 Spanish I is taking. 237 00:08:32,685 --> 00:08:36,036 We all have a common goal, so I suggest we join forces. 238 00:08:37,777 --> 00:08:40,475 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 239 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:42,042 Wait. I'm your enemy? 240 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,087 My new friend. 241 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:44,871 What is this room? 242 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,307 It used to be Grandma's room, 243 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:48,309 but now it's our War Room, 244 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:52,749 where we'll strategize on how to get rid of Chestnut. 245 00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:53,663 Mom hates Chestnut 246 00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:55,795 because Dad didn't listen to herabout gardening. 247 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,231 It's bigger than that. 248 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,669 It took him so long to find his new path. 249 00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:00,757 I don't want him to give up 250 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,324 on something he was so excited about. 251 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,891 Can't you just tell himChestnut's dumb? 252 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:05,892 That's something you'd say. 253 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:06,893 No. 254 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,548 I said I would support him 100%. 255 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,768 But he'll never refocus with that idiot in his ear. 256 00:09:11,811 --> 00:09:13,683 Good luck, because Dad and Chestnut 257 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:16,120 are like a couple of cottontails drunk on sweet tea. 258 00:09:16,163 --> 00:09:19,340 Dern it, why's everything Dolly says so cute? 259 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,429 That's it. 260 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:24,650 Chestnut once left Cattleman's for Dollywood. 261 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,521 Maybe he'll leave again 262 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:29,089 if the right offer comes his way. 263 00:09:32,353 --> 00:09:33,746 Who is this old couplesleeping? 264 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:34,878 His parents. 265 00:09:34,921 --> 00:09:36,531 If things get hairy, he needs to know 266 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:39,578 the elder Nuts are within our reach. 267 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,452 Jane Austensure can spin a yarn.Emery: Right? 268 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,758 And as a female author, 269 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,107 she had to fight the double standard. 270 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,674 And look at thosebeautiful blue peepers. 271 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,806 What a dish. 272 00:09:49,849 --> 00:09:51,590 Rowr. 273 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,331 What's gotten into you? 274 00:09:53,374 --> 00:09:56,377 You've been speaking likea 1945 radio show all afternoon. 275 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,944 What are you talking about, baby doll? 276 00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,598 "Baby doll"? "Man up"? 277 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,166 Earlier today, you commented on the weather lady's "gams." 278 00:10:02,209 --> 00:10:03,733 Oh, please. 279 00:10:03,776 --> 00:10:05,735 You read one bookwith the V-word in the title, 280 00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,954 and you're gonna lecture me on feminism? 281 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,129 I support women. 282 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,741 I literally decorated my roomwith one -- 283 00:10:11,784 --> 00:10:13,873 Brandi Chastain. 284 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,919 You only have that because you got the tingles 285 00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:17,181 when she ripped her shirt off. 286 00:10:17,224 --> 00:10:18,399 Objectifier! 287 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,880 Everything'sa daytime drama with you. 288 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,360 Oh, yeah? 289 00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:23,840 If you really don't think it's a problem, 290 00:10:23,883 --> 00:10:25,929 why don't we call Sicily, comment on her "gams"? 291 00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:28,105 No, no, no, no, no, no!God, no! 292 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:29,889 Maybe you're right. 293 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,064 I guess when I'm around Marvin, 294 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,892 all that stuffjust comes out of me. 295 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,416 But I don't wanna stophanging out with him. 296 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,071 Then we just have to change him.Tall order. 297 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,117 We're talking about a guy whostill calls Germany "Prussia." 298 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,684 Hmm. 299 00:10:44,904 --> 00:10:48,516 Hey, Lou, where do you think this little guy's paddling to? 300 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,997 I like to thinkhe's headed upriver to Canada 301 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:51,955 to avoid the war. 302 00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:53,783 Ah, the Great Squirrel War. 303 00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:55,306 I love the way you think. 304 00:10:55,349 --> 00:10:57,308 Louis. 305 00:10:57,351 --> 00:10:58,309 Nut Man. 306 00:10:58,352 --> 00:10:59,397 M'Cattlelady. 307 00:11:00,354 --> 00:11:01,878 Uh, no. Okay. 308 00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:02,792 Jessica, what are you doing here? 309 00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:04,532 I'm here to support you 310 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,751 since you're fully committed 311 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,535 to staying exactly where you are. 312 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:08,536 That's so sweet. 313 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,799 If Matthew doesn't mind, 314 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:10,974 I would love to see this new griddle 315 00:11:11,017 --> 00:11:12,236 you've been talking about. 316 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:13,585 Oh, yeah, I could show you -- 317 00:11:13,628 --> 00:11:15,326 No. You stay here. 318 00:11:15,369 --> 00:11:16,849 If you're looking for something to do, 319 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:17,763 you should keep an eye 320 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,939 on those suspicious-looking boysin the corner. 321 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,985 Curtains up. We're on. 322 00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:29,253 Oh, no. He's coming. Hide the papers. 323 00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:30,341 What do you got there, boys? 324 00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:32,038 God, you're so good.You got us. 325 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,258 If we tell you, you promiseto keep it a secret? 326 00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:35,912 I am a chestnut 327 00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:37,609 that doesn't crack. 328 00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:38,958 It's an application for a manager position 329 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,394 at a new Tony Roma's. 330 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,831 We want to apply, 331 00:11:41,874 --> 00:11:44,181 but we're not sure if weshould leave Cattleman's. 332 00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:46,487 It's located at Seaside and 4th. 333 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:49,273 That is aquarium-adjacent. 334 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:51,057 Lotta happy, hungry families. 335 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,277 Twice the pay, too. Full dental. 336 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,974 Certainly interesting. 337 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,411 Um, who is the regional manager? 338 00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,197 Uh...Donny Worthington. 339 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,068 Big believer in upward mobility. 340 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:02,939 Great golfer. 341 00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:04,854 They arefranchising quickly. 342 00:12:04,897 --> 00:12:08,379 Fun suspenders, great ribs --St. Louis andMemphis style. 343 00:12:08,422 --> 00:12:10,033 It's an ambitious menu. 344 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:10,947 Uh, Donny Worthington,you say? 345 00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:12,862 Thank you, boys. 346 00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:14,951 He totally bought it. 347 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:16,822 Tell me everything, 348 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,216 because I was so in character, I remember nothing. 349 00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,087 You were playing yourself. 350 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,828 I thought I was playing you. 351 00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,833 I appreciate your concern, 352 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,488 but I treat galswith class and respect. 353 00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:31,837 I'm just froma different generation. 354 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,100 That's all. We know you are. 355 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,667 We just want to make sure you don't offend anybody. 356 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:39,627 Hey, guys, I was an outdoorboot model for five years, 357 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,413 so I think I've earned the rightto say "Grow some balls" 358 00:12:42,456 --> 00:12:43,283 if I want. 359 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,763 Balls! 360 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,766 Bikini? 361 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,725 Training her early to be focusedon having a hot summer bod? 362 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,990 Wow, a real digital clock for the stove. Mnh. 363 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:56,644 Someone won't be burning the roast when husband comes home. 364 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,689 Dirty dog. 365 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:58,864 You guys are right. 366 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,518 I have to learn some of this new stuff 367 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,520 so I can be a more sensitive father. 368 00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:04,870 Teach me. 369 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,700 A father and son are in a car accident 370 00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:10,006 and are sent to separate hospitals. Mm. 371 00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:11,921 When the boy is taken in for operation, 372 00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:13,444 the doctor says... 373 00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:15,098 "I can't operatebecause he's my son." 374 00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:15,925 How's that possible? 375 00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:19,319 It's the boy's mother. 376 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,494 The doctor's a woman. 377 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,583 But then who's the nurse? 378 00:13:24,324 --> 00:13:27,153 What's an appropriate comment for the man to make? 379 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,896 Trick question. He shouldn't say anything. 380 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,593 And he should keep his eyes above the deck guns. 381 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,334 -Come on, man. 382 00:13:40,514 --> 00:13:41,472 Oh. 383 00:13:41,515 --> 00:13:42,952 Oh, thank you. 384 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,345 Uh, I know. 385 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,739 Give me a construction hat and teach me to whistle. 386 00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:48,958 I failed. 387 00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:51,047 No. Open the door for any woman you want, 388 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:53,005 as long as you don't treat her like she's helpless. 389 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,181 The fact that you're thinkingabout this is a win. 390 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,053 Hey, back to that doctor joke -- 391 00:13:57,096 --> 00:14:00,186 are you sure it's not two gay dads? 392 00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:06,062 I'd like to raise a glass of powdered lemonade 393 00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:08,281 to new friends and bonds that can never be broken. 394 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,369 That's enough. 395 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,154 Chestnut was droolingover that fake job. 396 00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:12,938 I bet he's telling Dadhe's quitting right now. 397 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,332 Then Louis will see him as the opportunistic weed 398 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,160 in his garden of dreams. 399 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:19,118 Whoa. Next time, you're toasting. 400 00:14:21,381 --> 00:14:22,643 Louis: I had an interesting conversation 401 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:23,862 with Chestnut today. 402 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,298 Just when you think you can trust people... 403 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,734 Oh, don't be upset. 404 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,562 How could you knowhe'd abandon you again? 405 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,217 He didn't do anything wrong. 406 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,653 The boys tried to trick him into quitting. 407 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,221 A new steakhouse? 408 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,222 Managed by... 409 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,224 Donny Worthington? 410 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,401 I'm sorry, Ma. I panicked. 411 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,620 I almost said "Dolly Parton" 412 00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:44,056 because that's the bookI'm reading. 413 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,015 In rehearsals, you never askedfor a manager's name. 414 00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:47,668 Wait. 415 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,105 You're involved in this? 416 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,367 I should've known once you showed up 417 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,108 suddenly interested in Cattleman's. 418 00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:54,980 Hey, don't confuse yourmild frustration with the boys 419 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,678 with my enthusiasmover your new griddle. 420 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,855 All those knobs -- very cool. 421 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,075 Oh, thanks. Your support is greatly appreciated. 422 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,468 That's how ILIE. 423 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,992 Hey, Trent, you wanna go play in my room? 424 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:07,993 Go with it. I'm you. 425 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:08,994 Let's get out of here. 426 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,778 Go. 427 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,872 Well, I know you havea lot going on, 428 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,049 so I'll go punish the boys. 429 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:22,051 You said you'd support me 100%, 430 00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:23,487 and now you're going behind my back? 431 00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:25,663 Well, I thought with Chestnut gone, 432 00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,230 you would focuson your passion again. 433 00:15:27,273 --> 00:15:30,015 You were so upsetwhen you didn't have one. 434 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,278 I didn't want you to go back to that. 435 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,411 And you thought giving him a fake application to Tony Roma's 436 00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:36,021 would solve that?He bailed on you once. 437 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,805 I thought he would do it again. 438 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,024 He's a name chaser, Louis -- 439 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:42,375 Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton... 440 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,464 Donny Worthington. 441 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,727 The only name Chestnut cares about is Louis Huang. 442 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:47,859 He didn't come to me to quit. 443 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:49,034 He came with a bunch of ideas 444 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,297 to respond to the new competition. 445 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,646 So those arereal glasses. 446 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,170 They're not "dumb personplaying smart person" glasses. 447 00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:55,432 Yeah. 448 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:57,521 He even took my garden idea and improved it -- 449 00:15:57,564 --> 00:15:58,739 a beer garden. 450 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,480 Now we're gonna spend every waking minute 451 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,047 making it the best Asian-owned 452 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,136 Western steakhouse German beer hall 453 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,183 run by an Irishman in Orlando. 454 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,881 You know, it's nice having a partner 455 00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:12,971 who actually supports you 100%. 456 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:22,067 Hey, boys. 457 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,287 Thanks for returning my jar opener in one piece. 458 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:31,729 Honey, you are a strong,independent woman, 459 00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:34,949 and you don't need meto help you open up that jar. 460 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,647 Aww, sweet pea. I'm glad you feel that way. 461 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:37,517 Yes! 462 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,867 But the jar is stuck, 463 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,261 so I'm gonna need you to reach into your purse, 464 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,002 find your testicles, and open it. 465 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,308 -Whoa. -Whoa. 466 00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:47,875 All this sexist languagedidn't come from Marvin. 467 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,573 It was coming from Honey all along? 468 00:16:49,616 --> 00:16:50,791 Come on! 469 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,358 Hike up your prom dress! 470 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,230 What, are you on your period?! 471 00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:55,883 Come on! 472 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,326 This beer garden's a nightmare. 473 00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:04,544 Chestnut made us bring steins home 474 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,589 to get used to the weight. 475 00:17:05,632 --> 00:17:08,026 This thing is bottomless. 476 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,376 Like Porky Pig.All he wears is a blazer. 477 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,682 Did Donny put anything in there 478 00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:13,249 about when the teacher makes a mistake? 479 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,033 No.That would've been helpful. 480 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,992 Instead, the wimp diedbefore he got to that chapter. 481 00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,603 If it helps, I'm blaming Trent. 482 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,344 It does help. 483 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,610 Mmm. 484 00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:30,179 They taste better when you grow them yourself. 485 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,572 Whoa, Grandma. Those still have stems. 486 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,618 You're growing vegetables now,Jenny? Where? 487 00:17:34,661 --> 00:17:36,924 In Louis' garden. 488 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,839 Louis gave up his garden, thanks to Chestnut. 489 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,014 He left me in charge. 490 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,842 I am a boss now. 491 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,410 So he didn'tgive up his garden. 492 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:47,152 Mmm! 493 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,198 I know nothing about women. 494 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,593 Don't beat yourself up. 495 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,378 A lot of great men never understood women -- 496 00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:59,033 Harvey Milk, Elton John, Freddie Mercury. 497 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,731 Turns out I'mthe one who's biased. 498 00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:02,776 I need to take a long lookin the mirror. 499 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,169 That's what you always do -- 500 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,302 20 minutes fixing your hair, one air kiss, 501 00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:07,955 and two finger guns. 502 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,043 I made an assumption 503 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,045 that all that sexist stuffcame from Marvin 504 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,873 just because he's an older guy. 505 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,832 Oppressor. And a narcissist. 506 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,400 What if I can't turn this off? 507 00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:18,444 What if I'm just someone 508 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,054 that always judges a bookby its cover? 509 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,187 Sometimes you gotta judge a book by its cover. 510 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,624 Or else you never would've bought "The Vagina Monologues" 511 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,322 in the first place. 512 00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:27,584 You're right. 513 00:18:27,627 --> 00:18:30,064 And I never would have learnedsuch valuable lessons. 514 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,589 As long as you're thinking about it, it's a win. 515 00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:34,330 Sound familiar? 516 00:18:34,373 --> 00:18:35,418 Wow. 517 00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:37,463 All this time we thoughtwe were babysitting Marvin, 518 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,030 he was babysitting us. 519 00:18:39,073 --> 00:18:41,206 And your feminism's spreading through the house. 520 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,035 I saw a V-word book in Eddie's room, too. 521 00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:47,038 But it was a magazine and sealed in plastic. 522 00:18:47,081 --> 00:18:48,300 Hmm. 523 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,265 Oh, hey, Jessica. 524 00:18:56,308 --> 00:18:58,397 Knife to stab you back, 525 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,399 as in my back... 526 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,488 here at the restaurant, with a knife. 527 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,273 Are you here to stab me in the back again? 528 00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,492 No. There's somethingI have to say to you, 529 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,059 and it's not going to be easy. 530 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,626 Well, thank you. I appreciate you -- 531 00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:11,236 Chestnut wasn't the problem.It was you. 532 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,803 That just turned so fast. 533 00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:14,413 Chestnut didn't make you quityour garden. 534 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,241 You did that on your own, 535 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:19,244 just like you abandoned beinga barber and a tour guide 536 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,463 and a horse photographer. 537 00:19:20,506 --> 00:19:22,334 Well, the last one was an allergy thing, 538 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,031 but thanks for bringing up all my failures. 539 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,163 You're welcome. 540 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,382 Failures are what you're good at. 541 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:27,513 Oh, I love you, too. 542 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,820 And Cattleman's is not a failure. 543 00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:31,430 I wasn't talking about Cattleman's. 544 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,127 Cattleman's is great. 545 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,738 Louis, think about it. 546 00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,130 You come upwith something great, 547 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,654 and then, when you get bored, 548 00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:38,872 you hand it off 549 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,831 and then you come upwith your next new thing, 550 00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:43,312 like when you gave the gardento Grandma. 551 00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:46,706 Well, her wheelchair is perfect for aerating the soil. 552 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,100 Mm-hmm.I was right to support you. 553 00:19:49,143 --> 00:19:50,536 You are a gardener. 554 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,625 You like to plant seeds -- 555 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,106 idea seeds, business seeds. 556 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,370 So I'm a business farmer. 557 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,937 A business consultant. 558 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,504 You get new ideas off the ground, 559 00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:03,984 and then you move on tothe next thing that excites you. 560 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,508 It's perfect for you. 561 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,074 Well, if I'm going for it, 562 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,293 this is the kind of support I'll need. 563 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,338 Well, then that's what you'll get. 564 00:20:09,381 --> 00:20:11,209 And I promise 565 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,299 that Trent will nevergo behind your back again. 566 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,996 Uh, apology accepted. 567 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,998 Maybe you're right. 568 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,783 If I can turn a condemned strip club 569 00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:22,307 into a salmonella-free family restaurant, 570 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,656 then maybe I canconsult. 571 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,919 You already did it once this week. 572 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,530 I sure did. 573 00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:28,313 What was it? 574 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,533 With your mom. 575 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:32,404 I thought it was smartto put her in the garden, 576 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,407 start her getting usedto all that dirt. 577 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,768 You know, I hate to admit it. 578 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:49,987 Chestnut's kinda growing on me. 579 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:52,206 Eddie: Besides a couple of blips, 580 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,904 Germany hada pretty fun culture. 581 00:20:53,947 --> 00:20:55,471 Guten Tag, mein fraus. 582 00:20:55,514 --> 00:20:58,561 Whoa. How are you carrying that many? 583 00:20:58,604 --> 00:20:59,823 Oh, I built up my hand strength 584 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,260 crawling out of your father's ass. 585 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:04,784 You're on, boys. 586 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,440 Well, we did wantmore responsibility. 587 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,760 I hate this. 588 00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:25,631 I've never felt prettier.