1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:04,221 You got tension on me, Evan? I gotta go deeper. 2 00:00:04,264 --> 00:00:06,701 Deeper?! Huang, you're a madman! 3 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,138 I don't have a choice. 4 00:00:08,181 --> 00:00:10,705 Your mom insists on putting all the Halloween decorations 5 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:11,880 in the back. 6 00:00:11,924 --> 00:00:13,360 Because she hates the holiday. 7 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:14,796 Yeah, that ends this year. 8 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:15,971 Aah! Aah! 9 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,103 I dropped the rope, you're on your own! 10 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,104 No, no, no, it's okay. 11 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,932 It's just your mom's novel -- 12 00:00:19,975 --> 00:00:21,934 "A Case of a Knife to the Brain." 13 00:00:21,977 --> 00:00:22,761 Scary. 14 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:23,979 Oh. 15 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,981 You mean the part where the butler lost all his skin? 16 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:28,941 No, I mean how many unsold copies we still have. 17 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:31,248 Pushing on. 18 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,342 Sandy. 19 00:00:38,385 --> 00:00:40,387 The queen bee of my haunted house. 20 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:43,216 Which I realize is confusing because she's a spider. 21 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,566 Haunted house? That's your plan to get Mom on board with Halloween? 22 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:47,960 I know it's a long shot, but I got a plan 23 00:00:48,003 --> 00:00:49,483 to make it all about her. 24 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,398 Huh. She'd like that. 25 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:54,358 What's the only thing she lovesmore than sensible footwear? 26 00:00:54,401 --> 00:00:55,794 Instilling fear in people. 27 00:00:55,837 --> 00:00:58,231 Which she can do in her very own haunted house. 28 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,276 Ah. 29 00:00:59,319 --> 00:01:00,842 No. No crazy house. 30 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:02,148 It's a hauntedhouse. 31 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:05,238 Call it whatever you want, we're not having one here. 32 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,329 You told me to pull if you were in trouble. 33 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,244 So I'm pulling. 34 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,335 --Captions by VITAC-- 35 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,554 ♪ Fresh off the boat 36 00:01:16,597 --> 00:01:18,164 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪ 37 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,558 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪ 38 00:01:20,601 --> 00:01:21,950 ♪ Fresh off the boat 39 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,388 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪ 40 00:01:24,431 --> 00:01:25,650 ♪ But I know where I'm goin' 41 00:01:25,693 --> 00:01:28,348 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat 42 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,307 Well, think about how fun it would be. 43 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:32,047 I mean, isn't this scary? 44 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:35,007 What am I looking at? 45 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:36,226 It's Sandy the spider. 46 00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:38,793 It fused with my Cher wigin the attic heat. 47 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,578 Even Halloween accidents are beautiful. 48 00:01:40,621 --> 00:01:42,623 Stop using words that describe me 49 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:45,322 to get me on board with your stupid holiday. 50 00:01:45,365 --> 00:01:46,975 Well, I thought you'd love a haunted house. 51 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,194 Your heart is fueled by fear. 52 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,413 C'mon, pop out, 53 00:01:49,456 --> 00:01:51,328 scare the pants off the neighborhood kids. 54 00:01:51,371 --> 00:01:53,678 No to strange kids walking through our house all night 55 00:01:53,721 --> 00:01:55,462 with their dirty feet. 56 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,421 It's bad enough your mother doesn't brush her tires. 57 00:01:57,464 --> 00:01:58,770 I don't get it, Jessica. 58 00:01:58,813 --> 00:02:00,641 Your book was a horror novel. 59 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,208 It scared tens of -- 60 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,210 hundreds of people. 61 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:05,690 Well, Louis, it's just not for me. 62 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:09,215 But, to prove that I am not a total Scrooge -- 63 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,912 a real villain on a real holiday -- 64 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,349 I bought you the treats 65 00:02:12,392 --> 00:02:14,264 to hand out to the costumed beggars! 66 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:15,439 I knew it! 67 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:17,223 Somewhere beneath that hard candy shell 68 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,920 lies a soft, gooey -- 69 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,488 Raisins?! 70 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:22,446 Raisins aren't candy! 71 00:02:22,489 --> 00:02:25,579 It says right on the box -- "nature's candy." 72 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:27,364 But, Jessica, the neighborhood knows 73 00:02:27,407 --> 00:02:29,235 I'm a double-barrel candy man -- 74 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:31,716 Twix, Reese's, Kit Kat. 75 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:33,892 That's a double double-barrel! A quad-barrel! 76 00:02:33,935 --> 00:02:35,459 Why is it when it comes to Halloween, 77 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:36,373 you never listen to me? 78 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,026 That's not true. 79 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,245 I listen to you. 80 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,073 So are we on the same page? 81 00:02:41,116 --> 00:02:42,466 Yes. 82 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:43,684 No spooky house. 83 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,469 Oh, come on! 84 00:02:45,512 --> 00:02:47,384 Hey, our house will be haunted soon enough 85 00:02:47,427 --> 00:02:48,341 when your mother -- 86 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,518 Well, soon enough. 87 00:02:56,523 --> 00:02:59,265 These are like scrapbook crack. 88 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:00,527 We've had some good times. 89 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:02,094 Yeah, but looking back, 90 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:04,662 it seems like we've exhausted all the couples costumes. 91 00:03:04,705 --> 00:03:07,099 Maybe this is the year we can finally do Frasier and Niles. 92 00:03:07,142 --> 00:03:09,754 I don't want to get in a big fight over who gets to be Niles. 93 00:03:09,797 --> 00:03:11,625 The last timeMaris and I got in a fight, 94 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:14,498 we were roundly shushed bya particularly plucky sommelier. 95 00:03:14,541 --> 00:03:16,674 Talk about whining! 96 00:03:18,371 --> 00:03:20,721 Hey, Eddie, big Halloween plans? 97 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,289 Eh, I'm too old to 'ween it up.I'm just gonna skip it. 98 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,725 But you boys have fun. 99 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,336 No drugs, okay? 100 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:27,902 "Too old to 'ween it up"? 101 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,077 You hear that bull? 102 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,949 Yeah. He's growing up too fast. 103 00:03:30,992 --> 00:03:33,299 He's gonna miss this when he's gone off to college. 104 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,303 He did make a great Dusty Bottoms. 105 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,740 And soon, the Three Amigos will be two. 106 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,438 The Dos Amigos. 107 00:03:41,481 --> 00:03:42,308 Que lastima. 108 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:43,483 That's it! 109 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,442 That's the answer to our costume problem. 110 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:46,878 We bring back the trio. 111 00:03:46,921 --> 00:03:49,097 Three opens up a world of possibilities. 112 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,403 The 3 Chipmunks. 113 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,491 The 3 Rice Krispie guys. 114 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,536 The 3 states of matter. 115 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:53,885 Solid, liquid -- 116 00:03:53,928 --> 00:03:55,321 Eddie would be gas.Eddie would be gas. 117 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:56,583 We'll keep thinking. 118 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:58,237 Until then,we've got to get Eddie on board. 119 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,891 Well, dear brother, 120 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:01,588 it seems we've bested another conundrum. 121 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,503 Was that Frasier or Niles? 122 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,592 Frasier. But from "Cheers." 123 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:06,811 Before he sold out. 124 00:04:06,854 --> 00:04:08,595 Hmm. 125 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,774 What is our son's friend doing in our bedroom, Louis? 126 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,428 Afternoon, Mrs. H. 127 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,995 Love the color scheme in your bedroom -- 128 00:04:17,038 --> 00:04:18,605 purple, the color of royalty. 129 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,607 Don't sit there. 130 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:21,826 Or anywhere. 131 00:04:21,869 --> 00:04:23,393 Trent's helping me pick out decorations. 132 00:04:23,436 --> 00:04:24,959 I said no haunted house. 133 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:27,397 Now who's not listening about Halloween? 134 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,615 We're not doing it here. 135 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,356 We're doing it at the restaurant. Cattleman's. 136 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,271 We're calling it Cattleman's Haunted House.Cattleman's Haunted House. 137 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:33,533 It's going to be huge. 138 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:36,014 We need to work triple-timeto get the restaurant decorated, 139 00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:38,059 so I'm gonna need you to take my place as a judge 140 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,757 at the middle-school costume competition. 141 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,499 Did that ginger bite you and infect your brain? 142 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:43,804 Oh, come on, you love judging. 143 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,850 I love ajudge. Judy. 144 00:04:45,893 --> 00:04:47,199 'Cause she's just like me -- 145 00:04:47,242 --> 00:04:49,462 petite, brash, can hold her pee for days. 146 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:50,507 Judy. 147 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:52,378 Hey, this wouldn't even be an issue 148 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,814 if you let me have my thing here. 149 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,252 I guess an hour of telling kidstheir outfits stink 150 00:04:57,296 --> 00:05:00,168 is better than a full night of that nonsense in our own home. 151 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,954 Okay, I'll judge the dumb competition. 152 00:05:06,087 --> 00:05:08,220 You guys gotta knock. I got a lady now. 153 00:05:08,263 --> 00:05:09,874 We had to knock more when you didn'thave a lady. 154 00:05:09,917 --> 00:05:12,746 Eddie, do you have any extra pillowcases 155 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,052 just lying around? 156 00:05:14,095 --> 00:05:15,836 Nah, I stopped using them. Too much work. 157 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,838 Uch, you're a beast. 158 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,666 We're gonna double bag this Halloween. 159 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:22,234 The weight from the candy tore through our sacks last year. 160 00:05:22,277 --> 00:05:23,366 Continue. 161 00:05:24,584 --> 00:05:26,238 You've been out of the game for too long. 162 00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:28,632 People hand out full-size candy now. 163 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:30,111 You love candy. 164 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:31,591 I do. 165 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:35,116 Eh, I'll just eat the leftoversDad doesn't hand out. 166 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,205 Y'know, trick-or-treat my own pad. 167 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,904 Yeah, about that. Mommyactually got the candy this year. 168 00:05:39,947 --> 00:05:41,688 She got...raisins. 169 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:42,994 Chocolate-covered raisins?Nope. 170 00:05:43,037 --> 00:05:44,430 Yogurt-covered raisins?Unh-unh. 171 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,040 White chocolate-covered raisins? 172 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,215 Worse. 173 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:48,652 Goldenraisins. 174 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:50,915 Mom got booger raisins? 175 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:52,438 Still want to stay home and chill? 176 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:53,570 No, I'm in. 177 00:05:53,613 --> 00:05:56,442 But a pillowcase won't do. 178 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,444 I'm gonna air out Grandma's sleeping bag. 179 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,144 Principal Hunter: I love a couples costume. 180 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,538 Double the effort, double the score. 181 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,366 98. 182 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,586 What mighty big scores you have! 183 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:10,717 95! 184 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,719 Can I give out a negative number? 185 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:14,678 A wolf should not have a human girlfriend. 186 00:06:14,721 --> 00:06:17,289 It brings up too many icky questions. 187 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:18,856 2 points. 1 for each of you. Next. 188 00:06:21,554 --> 00:06:23,556 Thank you for not using profanity this time, 189 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,558 but can you maybe ease up on the criticism? 190 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,734 You made SpongeBob cry through his makeup. 191 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,303 Well, if he were a believable sponge, 192 00:06:31,346 --> 00:06:32,913 he'd be able to sop up his tears. 193 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,310 All right, I'm in a pickle here,because I want to ask 194 00:06:38,353 --> 00:06:40,486 if there's more of the costume under the trench coat, 195 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,749 but if I say that, I'll be in trouble. 196 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,838 You're a mix of all the people I see on the bus. 197 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:47,754 I'm a detective frommy favorite murder-mystery book. 198 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:50,104 100 out of 100! 199 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,324 You know who she is? 200 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:53,543 She's Jennifer Hong 201 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:55,501 from "A Case of a Knife to the Brain"! 202 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:56,502 I am! 203 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,330 Are you a fan of the book? 204 00:06:58,373 --> 00:06:59,766 Yes! 205 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,289 Always nice to meet another Brain-head. 206 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,553 W-- I thought I was the only one! 207 00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:06,860 Oh...there's more of us out there. 208 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:12,997 Yah! Aah! 209 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,346 Louis, I'm in for Halloween! 210 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,567 Why does it suddenly smell like your mother? 211 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,789 Ohh! Nothing works! 212 00:07:26,706 --> 00:07:29,404 In for Halloween? What does that mean? 213 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:30,580 Oh, wait, you're tricking me. 214 00:07:30,623 --> 00:07:32,886 No tricks. All treats. 215 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,541 A little girl dressed up in the competition 216 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:36,586 as Jennifer Hong! 217 00:07:36,629 --> 00:07:37,804 From your book? 218 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,632 Come on. What are the chances? 219 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,547 Are you implying that nobody read it? 220 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:43,636 No. 221 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,942 What I mean is, 222 00:07:44,985 --> 00:07:46,596 I find it hard to believe a little girl would dress up 223 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:48,380 as a character from such a... 224 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:50,687 ...gritty novel. Lotta sex in there. 225 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,689 They made me cut half of it out. 226 00:07:52,732 --> 00:07:53,907 They say they want real, and then 227 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,779 when you give it to them, they don't want it. 228 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:56,736 I don't know, Jessica. 229 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,564 Maybe the girl was dressed as something else. 230 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,044 Inspector Gadget, a flasher. 231 00:08:00,087 --> 00:08:02,176 No, I will prove it to you. 232 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,831 The girl gave me the address to a Halloween party tonight. 233 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,051 They're all dressing as characters from my book! 234 00:08:07,094 --> 00:08:08,748 Multiple children are doing this? 235 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:11,795 Apparently it's become some kind of a cult. 236 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:13,013 You mean a cult classic? 237 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,972 Exactly. Like "Heaven's Gate." 238 00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:16,582 Come with me, you can see for yourself. 239 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,453 I love that you're into Halloween now, 240 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,717 but I have my haunted house at Cattleman's to work on. 241 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,632 I have to stop by the blood bank, get supplies. 242 00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:24,634 If you don't want O-negative, it's actually pretty cheap. 243 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:25,983 Louis! 244 00:08:26,026 --> 00:08:29,421 My book is as important to me as Halloween is to you. 245 00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:31,510 If you come with me, I'll tell everybody 246 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,077 yougot me on board with Halloween 247 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,687 and not some little girl. 248 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:35,645 Hmm. 249 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:36,950 That does help. 250 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,691 But if I go with you to find your fans, 251 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,650 you have to go with me to the restaurant afterwards. 252 00:08:40,693 --> 00:08:42,303 Deal. 253 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:43,391 Uh, just curious, 254 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:44,784 but did you make any kids cry today? 255 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,743 Oh, yeah. Principal Hunter too. 256 00:08:46,786 --> 00:08:47,874 But that's his own fault 257 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,833 for putting his kid in the costume contest. 258 00:08:49,876 --> 00:08:50,747 Mm. 259 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,620 I got Grandma's sleeping bag in the freezer. 260 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,317 Trying to blast the funk out with a blow-dryer 261 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:57,623 was the...wrong choice. 262 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:04,761 What the hell is going on here, guys? 263 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:06,763 I wasn't kidding about the drugs. 264 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,286 I'm surprised you have to ask. 265 00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:10,331 I'm renowned physician Dr. Dre. 266 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,855 Emery: And I'm Snoopy Dog. 267 00:09:11,898 --> 00:09:13,639 You can be Iced Tea. 268 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,772 Did you say "IcedTea"? 269 00:09:15,815 --> 00:09:16,860 It's Ice-T! 270 00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:18,862 We want to do a brothers costume. 271 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:21,212 Yeah, we wanna have a threesome. 272 00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:23,518 O...kay. So, never say that. 273 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:26,652 But I would be down to do a costume with you two. 274 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,306 Well, if we aren't gonna go as the hard freestylers, 275 00:09:28,349 --> 00:09:29,524 who are we gonna be? 276 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,700 It's Halloween. 277 00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:32,266 All the stores are out of the good stuff. 278 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,486 Chill. We'll think of it on the fly, yo! 279 00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,706 Chill. We can think of somethingon the fly, yo! 280 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,665 That was a pretty good me you did there. 281 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,842 Hey, what if we dressed up as each other? 282 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,583 Yeah, that's actually not a bad idea. 283 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,671 ♪ Yeah 284 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,934 "Not bad" is my sweet spot. 285 00:09:52,373 --> 00:09:53,505 Grandma! 286 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:54,680 How'd you get back in your sleeping bag? 287 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,769 Now I gotta start over! 288 00:10:00,773 --> 00:10:02,166 This is the address they gave you? 289 00:10:02,209 --> 00:10:03,515 I don't understand. 290 00:10:03,558 --> 00:10:06,300 This makes perfect sense. 291 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,519 Sure, for a mugging. 292 00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:09,869 She gave me the wrong address on purpose. 293 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,131 In Chapter 5 of the book, 294 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,264 Jennifer Hong gets a lead from the lady robot 295 00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:14,831 to the location of the bazooka factory, 296 00:10:14,874 --> 00:10:16,528 only to find... 297 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:18,530 an empty lot. 298 00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:20,488 Turns out, the factory was down the street. 299 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,576 Twist. 300 00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:24,536 It's got to be one of these houses. 301 00:10:24,579 --> 00:10:26,364 We just got to "walk the beat," 302 00:10:26,407 --> 00:10:27,495 "work the case," 303 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:28,714 "follow the bazooka shells." 304 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,803 Jessica, two adults can't go door-to-door 305 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,152 asking if a little girl is home. 306 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,937 It's creepy, even for Halloween. 307 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,460 You're right. 308 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,942 Do you still have that stuff in the van for the haunted house? 309 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:41,074 Yeah, you watched me pack the whole van by myself, 310 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,336 heckling me to go faster. 311 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,337 Well, did you go faster? 312 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,774 Yeah. 313 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,299 Hi, I'm Mad Cow Disease. 314 00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:49,866 And I am an evil Irish toddler. 315 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:51,084 Chucky from "Child's Play." 316 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,957 Speaking of children playing, does a cute 12-year-old girl 317 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,176 with an active imagination and a great taste in books 318 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,612 live here? 319 00:10:57,656 --> 00:11:00,528 Uh...what she means is -- trick-or-treat! 320 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,791 Real smooth, Jessica. 321 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,967 One down. 322 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:04,750 Hong's on the case! 323 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,752 Slow down, I'm wearing 6-inch hooves! 324 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,801 Wait, you'redressed as Evan? 325 00:11:11,844 --> 00:11:13,803 I thought Iwas going as the little man. 326 00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,674 No, Eddie, you're supposed to be Emery 327 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,023 and I'msupposed to be Evan! 328 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,895 Why'd they give us all "E" names? 329 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:20,287 Very confusing! 330 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,165 Who the hell are you? 331 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,470 I'm Evan. 332 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,037 Why are you both dressed as me? 333 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,256 Because Emery messed up. 334 00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:33,431 What's yourexcuse? 335 00:11:33,474 --> 00:11:34,780 I was dressing up as Eddie, 336 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,695 but then I got worried Emery would feel left out, 337 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,566 and I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, 338 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,568 so I put my own clothes back on. 339 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,266 Dude, nobody cares who you dress as. 340 00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:44,181 Yeah, we wouldn't be upset. 341 00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:45,573 Yeah, bro, it's all out of love. 342 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,836 Just go change, and we will too. 343 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,663 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 344 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,491 Let's not be too hasty here, fellas. 345 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,450 Not to strum my own viola here, 346 00:11:52,493 --> 00:11:55,235 but we all do look pretty cute dressed as me. 347 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,065 Hmm. I did put a lot of thoughtand time into my bangs. 348 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,806 Not to mention it took me 30 minutes 349 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,242 to stuff myself into these shorts. 350 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,070 I had to wear my thinnest underwear. 351 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,463 Look at us. 352 00:12:05,506 --> 00:12:06,856 Three Evans, one Halloween? 353 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,076 We have to promise not to run tonight, 354 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,644 because these shorts are up there. 355 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,388 Jessica, we hit up almost everyhouse in this neighborhood. 356 00:12:17,431 --> 00:12:19,651 I'm starting to think this Brain-head girl doesn't exist. 357 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:21,087 Maybe we should just call it. 358 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,001 Oh, come on! 359 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,264 Just a few more houses, please? 360 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,092 We've got to be close. 361 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,267 I can feel it in my gut. 362 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,834 That's all the gum. You're not supposed to swallow it. 363 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,663 Well, they shouldn't have made it taste so good. 364 00:12:31,706 --> 00:12:33,230 All right, one more house and then Cattleman's. 365 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:34,666 Fine. 366 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,105 Trick-or-treat! 367 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:42,065 Do you happen to have a sister who likes to read? 368 00:12:42,108 --> 00:12:44,067 Specifically, adult sci-fi noir? 369 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,982 Oh, you mean my little sister, Henrietta? 370 00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:47,984 She and her nerd friends went to the graveyard 371 00:12:48,027 --> 00:12:49,681 to have some stupid book party. 372 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,031 The graveyard, of course! 373 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,641 Really? So you do have a fan club. 374 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,643 Well, a cult. 375 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,036 Thank you for your help. 376 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,473 Take care of these wrappers for me? 377 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,475 Another Halloween miracle! 378 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,129 The graveyard is on the way to the restaurant. 379 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,523 We can go see your fans and still get to Cattleman's in time. 380 00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:06,916 We're not going to the graveyard. 381 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:07,960 Wait, what? 382 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,005 We're going to the school. 383 00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:10,267 The school? 384 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,660 No, she specifically said they're at the graveyard. 385 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,968 Yes, but in my book, the graveyard isthe school. 386 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,144 That's where the killer buried all the bodies. 387 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,972 Did you not read the book till the end? 388 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,278 Of...course I did. 389 00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:24,107 Um, but, again, I know Halloween, 390 00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:25,935 and no kid goes to a school today. 391 00:13:25,978 --> 00:13:27,153 Kids go to graveyards. 392 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,502 I am the detective here. 393 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,374 Look, I never told anyone this, 394 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,680 but Jennifer Hong is based... 395 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,944 on Jessica Huang. 396 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:36,902 Okay, fine. Do whatever you want. 397 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,122 I'm going to my haunted house at Cattleman's. 398 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:44,170 Well, instead of a Mad Cow, you should've been a baby, 399 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,825 because that's what you're acting like! 400 00:13:48,348 --> 00:13:50,176 Here you go. 401 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,134 Happy Halloween. 402 00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:52,570 How cute. So cute. 403 00:13:52,613 --> 00:13:54,572 Trick-or-treat!Trick-or-treat!Trick-or-treat! 404 00:13:54,615 --> 00:13:56,400 Hey! 405 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:59,707 If my instincts are correct,you're Buffy the Vampire Slayer 406 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:00,534 and...? 407 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,623 And I'm Marvin the angel! 408 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,624 No, it's just Angel. 409 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,974 I don't watch her programs. 410 00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,193 So, guys, uh, who are you supposed to be? 411 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,195 Why don't you guess? 412 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,414 Why don't you guess?Why don't you guess? 413 00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,025 Oh, my God! Three Evans! 414 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,420 Three Evans, that'd be Mommy's dream. 415 00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:18,378 Yeah,I can see it now. And I like it. 416 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,859 I'm Evan, and my waistline doubles as my nipple line. 417 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:24,428 I organize my undies by the color of the rainbow! 418 00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:26,343 Oh, what light spectrum do youuse 419 00:14:26,386 --> 00:14:28,736 to organize your unmentionables? 420 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,087 I discovered sports because of Brandi Chastain. 421 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,175 Hey! 422 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:34,090 And by "sports," I mean my anatomy! 423 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:37,354 I was just trying to have some fun, 424 00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:39,791 until you mother-brothers decided to ruin it! 425 00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:43,577 Ooh. That's a new walk. 426 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,057 I think the joke's over. 427 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,537 Yeah, I know. 428 00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:58,375 Louis, you forgot the decorations in the van, 429 00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:01,073 so I brought them here before I went to the school! 430 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,207 Hello? 431 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,165 Louis? 432 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,257 Red! Don't die on me, damn it! 433 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,171 Aah! 434 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,346 Mrs. Huang? 435 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,218 Ohh! Thank God you're not dead. 436 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:17,220 We would have had to disclose when we sell the place. 437 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,054 What the hell is going on? 438 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,187 I can't tell you. Louis swore me to secrecy. 439 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,623 We took a blood oath. 440 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,451 Well, Idid. Louis is squeamish. 441 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,410 Are you really gonna make me ask twice? 442 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,628 All right, fine. 443 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:37,240 I scare easily, and Louis said I could hang out here, 444 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,024 away from the Halloween madness,if I kept his secret. 445 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,200 That's not what I was asking. I wanna know -- 446 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,202 Why I was sleeping facedown? Fine! 447 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,683 I have extreme back pain, and it's the only way I can get comfortable. 448 00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:48,033 I don't care how you rest. I want to know w-- 449 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,295 How I first hurt my back? 450 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,297 It was 1997, last day of autumn, 451 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,864 Trish bet me I couldn't do a handstand. 452 00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:54,257 Tell me... 453 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,824 what Louis... 454 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:57,825 did. 455 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,044 I'm sorry, I can't. 456 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,046 Well, here we are. 457 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,439 This was bound to happen. 458 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:05,181 His real wife and his work wife,caught in a conflict. 459 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,403 It would be such a shame 460 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,058 if all of these sugar packets fell on the floor. 461 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,059 The assistant manager 462 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,453 would have to bend over and pick them all up. 463 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,411 Oh, you wouldn't. 464 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,415 Oops. 465 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,461 Oh! My L5-S1! 466 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,202 Okay, I'll tell you everything! 467 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,120 Hey, Grandma. Nice Cartman. 468 00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:33,905 He notices when they kill Kenny. 469 00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:35,559 Evan's inside. 470 00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:37,082 He's upset. 471 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,344 I don't even understand why. 472 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,303 It was his idea for us to dress up as him. 473 00:16:40,346 --> 00:16:42,087 We were just trying to have fun. 474 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,958 How would you like it if I dressed up 475 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:47,266 like a goofy giant or Johnny Fragile Hands? 476 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,267 Hmm? 477 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,312 Goofy?! 478 00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:50,487 Fragile? 479 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,141 Delicate, sure, but fragile?! 480 00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:53,272 You see? 481 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,927 It doesn't feel great being mocked, does it? 482 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,497 Come on, Emery. Let's go make this up to him. 483 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,803 Here's your sleeping bag, G-Ma. 484 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:06,329 No, Kenny! This is my pot pie! 485 00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:09,810 Where are my Cheesy Poofs?! Where are my Cheesy Poofs?! 486 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,335 Screw you guys! I'm going home! 487 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,254 Jessica: You found us! 488 00:17:18,297 --> 00:17:19,820 Good sleuthing! 489 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,127 It is so nice to see so many characters 490 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,912 from "A Case of a Knife to the Brain" in one place! 491 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,001 The one-armed sea captain... 492 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,134 the clumsy crane operator... 493 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,528 the anemic ski instructor... 494 00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:33,007 Bazooka Phil. 495 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,227 In the original draft, 496 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,055 all of these characters were prostitutes. 497 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,056 Henrietta: What? 498 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,014 Wait, how do you know that? 499 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,278 Because I am the original Brain-head. 500 00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:43,279 I wrote it. 501 00:17:45,846 --> 00:17:47,196 It's her! 502 00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,807 I can't believe the mind behind"A Case of a Knife to the Brain" 503 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:50,808 is at our party! 504 00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:52,940 We're all huge fans of your book. 505 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,291 Ohh! I wish there were more of you. 506 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,206 Us too! 507 00:17:57,249 --> 00:17:59,338 Well, do you know what helps boost sales for a work of art? 508 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,949 My idol, Stephen King, 509 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:04,169 just got hit by a minivan this summer. 510 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,562 And while he was in critical condition, 511 00:18:05,605 --> 00:18:07,607 sales of his books skyrocketed. 512 00:18:08,695 --> 00:18:09,696 What are you saying? 513 00:18:10,784 --> 00:18:12,308 There's a switchblade in my purse. 514 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:16,790 Take it out, aim for the fleshy part of my thigh. 515 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,314 Good luck finding it, but once you do, just -- 516 00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:20,098 All right, show's over, kids! 517 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,447 She's kidding. 518 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,232 Thank you! Good night! 519 00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,190 I set up refreshments out back. 520 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,019 I knew it! 521 00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:29,412 How did you figure it out? 522 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:32,458 Please, Louis, I'm a detective novelist. 523 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,764 Plus, Trent told me everything. 524 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:37,028 I need more confidants my own age. 525 00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:38,334 Fine, I planned the whole thing. 526 00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:40,379 I realized no matter how much I told you, 527 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,642 you'd have to experiencethe magic of Halloween yourself, 528 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,384 so I planted Henrietta at the costume contest. 529 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,387 Then you lured me into that wild goose chase, 530 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,389 just to get me to go trick-or-treating in costume. 531 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,478 Well, you went through more gumthan I expected, 532 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:53,479 but I saw you having fun. 533 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,005 It wasfun emptying those "Please take one" bowls. 534 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,137 Idiots. 535 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,356 Honor system? 536 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:02,358 I'm a demon doll. 537 00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:04,447 It only went wrong when you didn't listen about the graveyard. 538 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,405 After that curveball, I needed an excuse 539 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,494 to get the kids from the graveyard to here. 540 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:12,237 Well, you finally got me to like Halloween. 541 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,239 I just wanted to spend my favorite holiday 542 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,371 with my favorite person. 543 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:17,808 I give it a 76 out of 100. 544 00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:20,376 A passing score. I'll take it. 545 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,164 Yo, what we did was mad messed up. 546 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,340 Sorry, let me get my bangs out of my face 547 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,386 so I can tell you I'm sorry too. 548 00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:31,865 We took it a little too far. 549 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,954 Yo, yo, yo, did I tell you I have a girlfriend 550 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:34,955 and I like rap music? 551 00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:38,481 That was a pretty good Eddie. 552 00:19:38,524 --> 00:19:40,874 We're sorry. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 553 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,660 It's okay. I overreacted. 554 00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:45,270 I didn't mean to ruin our Halloween. 555 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,402 Ruined? It's not ruined. 556 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:48,404 See, the cool thing about being older 557 00:19:48,447 --> 00:19:50,188 is you can trick-or-treat waylater. 558 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,494 But who are we gonna go as? 559 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:53,757 Hola. 560 00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:00,981 All right! Some feminine insects! 561 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,635 We're Powerpuff Girls. 562 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,767 Oh. 563 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:06,073 Well, great costumes, whatever they are. 564 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,642 Thanks for handing out candy with me. 565 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,515 It's the least I could do afterall you did for me tonight. 566 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:13,733 Fun, right? 567 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:16,649 It's not as dumb as it looks. 568 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:17,737 Raisins?! 569 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,957 You ruined my childhood, bitches! 570 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,959 Oh! What a holiday. 571 00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:24,744 Oh! I just caught one in my mouth! Gross! 572 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,617 I'll draw their fire. You go get the big carrots, and then we'll smack 'em! 573 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,120 Can't say I feel confident in this. 574 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,906 You? At least you're covered.I'm showing a lot of skin here. 575 00:20:55,949 --> 00:20:57,168 I can't breathe! 576 00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:58,952 I look like a mariachi Winnie the Pooh! 577 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:01,520 Mine still fits! 578 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,348 Glad I skipped breakfast. 579 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,829 Sorry, Evan, I don't think this is gonna work. 580 00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:08,614 Just go grab the sheetfrom our beds and go as ghosts. 581 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,530 Fine, but not before one last salute 582 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,184 for old times' sake. 583 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,582 All: Hunh! The Three Amigos! 584 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,801 Something ripped. But I don't know where. 585 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:22,846 Close your eyes! 586 00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:28,242 Think that's a good idea. 587 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:29,592 Hmm.