1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:15,000 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:27,980 >> John: HI THERE! 4 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,980 WELCOME TO THE SHOW, STILL 5 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:30,980 TAKING PLACE IN THIS BLANK VOID, 6 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:31,980 WHICH MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I'M 7 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:33,980 IN ONE OF THOSE OLD E-HARMONY 8 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:35,000 COMMERCIALS, BUT FEATURING 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:35,960 THE CUSTOMERS WHO DIDN'T 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,980 FIND LOVE. 11 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:39,000 AND IT'S BEEN A VERY BUSY WEEK, 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:39,020 DOMINATED BY THE PRESIDENTIAL 13 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,980 CAMPAIGN. 14 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,980 TRUMP HELD MULTIPLE RALLIES 15 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:43,980 THIS WEEK, INCLUDING ONE IN 16 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:44,980 ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA, WHERE HE 17 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:45,980 GAVE A SURPRISINGLY HONEST 18 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:47,980 SPEECH. 19 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:48,980 >> BEFORE THE PLAGUE CAME IN, 20 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:49,980 I HAD IT MADE. 21 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:51,980 I WASN'T COMING TO ERIE. 22 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,980 I MEAN, I HAVE TO BE HONEST, 23 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:54,980 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS COMING. 24 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:55,980 I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 25 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:57,640 I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU AND 26 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,020 SAID, "HEY ERIE, YOU KNOW, IF 27 00:00:58,020 --> 00:00:59,000 YOU HAVE A CHANCE, GET OUT AND 28 00:00:59,000 --> 00:00:59,020 VOTE." 29 00:00:59,020 --> 00:00:59,980 WE HAD THIS THING WON. 30 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:01,980 >> John: WOW. 31 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:02,980 BOLD MOVE THERE TO NEG 32 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,980 A SWING STATE. 33 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:06,980 BUT I GUESS WE ALL HAD GRAND 34 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:07,980 DESIGNS FOR THIS YEAR "BEFORE 35 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:08,980 THE PLAGUE CAME IN." 36 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,980 TRUMP WAS GOING TO CONTINUE 37 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:11,980 IGNORING ERIE LIKE A PHONE CALL 38 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:12,980 FROM ONE OF HIS CHILDREN. 39 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:13,980 LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE GOING TO 40 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:14,980 SPEND HOLIDAYS WITH THEIR 41 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:15,980 STILL-ALIVE GRANDPARENTS. 42 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:16,980 AND I WAS GOING TO CONTINUE MY 43 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:19,000 43-YEAR STREAK OF NEVER ONCE 44 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,020 SETTING FOOT IN DANBURY, 45 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,980 CONNECTICUT. 46 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:21,980 IT SEEMS TIME MAKES FOOLS OF ALL 47 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:23,980 OF US. 48 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:25,000 BUT YOU CAN SEE WHY 49 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,960 THE PRESIDENT MIGHT BE FEELING 50 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,980 NERVOUS. 51 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,980 THIS MONTH HAS BROUGHT ENOUGH 52 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:29,980 OCTOBER SURPRISES FOR HIM TO 53 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,980 RENDER THAT TERM COMPLETELY 54 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:33,980 MEANINGLESS -- FROM CONTRACTING 55 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:34,980 COVID, TO THE MULTIPLE DAMNING 56 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:36,980 STORIES ABOUT HIS TAX RECORDS, 57 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,980 INCLUDING THE REVELATION HE HAS 58 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:39,980 A PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN BANK 59 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,980 ACCOUNT IN CHINA. 60 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:42,980 AND YET, FOR TRUMP SUPPORTERS, 61 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,980 IT SEEMS ALL OF THAT IS 62 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,980 COMPLETELY OFFSET BY THIS. 63 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:47,980 >> THE FBI DOES, IN FACT, 64 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,980 HAVE POSSESSION OF 65 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:54,980 HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP. 66 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:56,000 >> EMAILS ALLEGEDLY FROM 67 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:56,020 HUNTER BIDEN'S 68 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:56,980 LAPTOP. 69 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:57,980 >> HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP. 70 00:01:58,020 --> 00:01:59,000 >> HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP. 71 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,960 >> HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP. 72 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,020 >> LAPTOP. 73 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:00,980 >> LAPTOP. 74 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,000 >> LAPTOP. 75 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:02,960 >> AND THEY FOUND THE LAPTOP. 76 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:03,020 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THAT? 77 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,280 THE LAPTOP FROM HELL. 78 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,980 >> John: YES, THE LAPTOP FROM 79 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:06,980 HELL. 80 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:07,980 NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 81 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:08,980 THE LAPTOP IN HELL, 82 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:09,980 WHICH I BELIEVE IS OWNED BY 83 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:11,980 JEFFREY TOOBIN. 84 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:15,980 I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING 85 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:16,980 THAT YOU'VE SEEN. 86 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,980 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 87 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:19,980 WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING 88 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:20,980 ABOUT THERE, IT REVOLVES AROUND 89 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:21,980 EMAILS AND TEXT MESSAGES 90 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:22,980 SUPPOSEDLY RECOVERED FROM 91 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:23,980 A LAPTOP BELONGING TO 92 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:24,980 HUNTER BIDEN. 93 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,980 BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF RED FLAGS 94 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,980 HERE -- INCLUDING THE FACT 95 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:31,000 THE "NEW YORK POST" STORY THAT 96 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:31,020 BROKE IT WAS REPORTEDLY "WRITTEN 97 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:31,980 MOSTLY BY A STAFF REPORTER WHO 98 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,980 REFUSED TO PUT HIS NAME ON IT." 99 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,980 AND THE LAPTOP'S CONDUIT TO 100 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:36,980 THE PRESS IS RUDY GIULIANI, WHO 101 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,980 INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS FLAGGED 102 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,700 LAST YEAR AS THE TARGET OF A 103 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,980 RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE OPERATION 104 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,980 TO FEED MISINFORMATION TO TRUMP. 105 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,980 AND GIULIANI'S ABILITY TO SPOT 106 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:46,980 FRAUDULENT INFORMATION IS, 107 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:48,980 AT BEST, NOT GREAT. 108 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,980 HE'S SO TECHNOLOGICALLY 109 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:51,980 ILLITERATE, HE HAS BUTT-DIALED 110 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:52,980 A REPORTER AND LEFT AN 111 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:53,980 ACCIDENTAL VOICE MAIL, 112 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:54,980 MORE THAN ONCE. 113 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:55,980 HE RECENTLY ACCIDENTALLY 114 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:57,980 UPLOADED A VIDEO OF HIMSELF 115 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:58,980 AFFECTING A STEREOTYPICAL 116 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,980 CHINESE ACCENT, AND JUST THIS 117 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:02,980 WEEK, IT EMERGED HE HAS A CAMEO 118 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:03,980 IN THE NEW BORAT FILM. 119 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,980 >> SCREENSHOTS FROM THE MOVIE 120 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,000 WERE PUBLISHED BY VARIETY 121 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:07,960 IN BRITAIN'S "THE GUARDIAN" 122 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,980 NEWSPAPER. 123 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,980 >> RUDY GIULIANI IS SEEN HELPING 124 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,980 THE WOMAN TAKE HER MICROPHONE 125 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,980 OFF AND THEN THERE IS A SCENE 126 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:15,980 WHERE IT APPEARS THAT 127 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,000 RUDY GIULIANI'S HAND GOES DOWN 128 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,980 HIS PANT. 129 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:20,980 >> John: YOU KNOW, IT SAYS 130 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,980 SOMETHING ABOUT RUDY'S CHARACTER 131 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:23,980 THAT THE WEIRDEST PART OF 132 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,980 THE SENTENCE "RUDY GIULIANI GOT 133 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:26,980 TRICKED, THEN SHOVED HIS HAND 134 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:27,980 DOWN HIS PANTS IN A HOTEL ROOM 135 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,980 IN FRONT OF A RELATIVE STRANGER" 136 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:30,980 IS THAT IT DOESN'T END 137 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:31,980 AT THE WORD "RELATIVE." 138 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,980 BUT THE POINT IS, ANY 139 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:36,000 INFORMATION THAT GIULIANI'S 140 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,020 NO 141 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,700 PASSING ON SHOULD BE TREATED 142 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:38,980 WITH EXTREME CAUTION. 143 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:39,980 AND ALL OF THIS FUNCTIONED 144 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:40,980 AS A LEAD UP TO THURSDAY'S FINAL 145 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,220 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. 146 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,980 SOMETHING EVERYONE WAS DREADING, 147 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:44,980 AFTER THE FIASCO OF THE FIRST 148 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:48,980 ONE JUST THREE WEEKS AGO. 149 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:49,980 AND PERHAPS THAT IS WHY THE 150 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:50,980 INITIAL REACTION TO THIS WEEK'S 151 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:51,980 DEBATE WAS ONE OF SLIGHT RELIEF. 152 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:54,980 >> THIS WAS AN ACTUAL DEBATE, 153 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:55,980 I MEAN, AS OPPOSED TO SOME OF 154 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:56,980 THE OTHER THINGS WE HAVE HAD. 155 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:57,980 THERE WAS A REAL EXCHANGE. 156 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:58,980 >> A SPIRITED BUT CIVIL DEBATE 157 00:03:59,020 --> 00:03:59,980 LAST NIGHT. 158 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:00,980 >> FINALLY, A DEBATE. 159 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,980 IT WAS SUBSTANTIVE AND 160 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:03,980 INFORMATIVE. 161 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:04,980 >> NO ONE SET THEMSELVES 162 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:05,980 ON FIRE IN THE LAST 163 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:08,980 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. 164 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,220 >> John: YEAH, TRUE. 165 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:11,960 ALTHOUGH HISTORICALLY, THE BAR 166 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,980 FOR SUCCEEDING AT THESE EVENTS 167 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:13,980 HAS BEEN A LITTLE HIGHER THAN 168 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:14,980 "NOBODY BURNS ALIVE." 169 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:15,980 THIS IS A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, 170 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,980 NOT A BEGINNER'S FIRE JUGGLING 171 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,980 CLASS AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER. 172 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,980 AND FOR ANY OTHER CANDIDATE, 173 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:24,000 THINGS TRUMP SAID ON THAT DEBATE 174 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,020 NO 175 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:24,980 STAGE WOULD'VE BEEN AN ACT OF 176 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:25,980 SELF-IMMOLATION. 177 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:30,000 HE INSISTED WE'RE ROUNDING 178 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,020 NO 179 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,980 THE TURN ON THE CORONAVIRUS, 180 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:32,980 WHICH WE VERY MUCH ARE NOT. 181 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:33,980 HE CLAIMED THAT WIND TURBINES 182 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:34,980 "KILL ALL THE BIRDS," 183 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:35,980 WHICH THEY DON'T. 184 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,880 AND ARGUED THAT BIDEN'S CLIMATE 185 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:38,020 POLICY SUGGESTS, "IF BUILDINGS 186 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:38,980 HAD NO WINDOWS, IT WOULD BE 187 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,980 A LOVELY THING," WHICH IS JUST 188 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:42,980 A VERY WEIRD THING TO SAY. 189 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:43,980 AND THEN THERE WAS THIS. 190 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:46,980 >> I AM THE LEAST RACIST PERSON 191 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,000 -- I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE AUDIENCE 192 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,000 NO 193 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,020 BECAUSE IT'S SO DARK -- BUT I 194 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,980 DON'T CARE WHO'S IN THE AUDIENCE 195 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:52,980 -- I'M THE LEAST RACIST PERSON 196 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:56,980 IN THIS ROOM. 197 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,000 >> John: RIGHT. 198 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,960 THAT IS STRANGE FOR 199 00:04:59,000 --> 00:04:59,020 MULTIPLE REASONS. 200 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,000 FIRST, HE'S IMPLYING HIS ANSWER 201 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:01,020 MIGHT HAVE CHANGED IF THE HOUSE 202 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:01,980 LIGHTS WERE UP. 203 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:02,980 "I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE AUDIENCE, 204 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:07,000 BUT I'M THE LEAST RACIST PERSON 205 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,020 IN THE -- OH, HOLD ON, IS THAT 206 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,980 TOM HANKS? 207 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:11,000 OH, SHIT, HE'S DEFINITELY LESS 208 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,020 RACIST THAN ME, FOR SURE. 209 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:11,980 BUT I THINK I'M STILL IN 210 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:12,980 THE TOP TWO." 211 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:13,980 ALSO, IT'S WORTH NOTING THAT 212 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:14,980 WHEN HE SAID HE'S THE LEAST 213 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:16,000 RACIST PERSON IN THE ROOM, THAT 214 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,020 ROOM CONTAINED -- AND THIS IS 215 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:19,980 TRUE -- HIS FAMILY. 216 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,980 SO HE'S EFFECTIVELY THROWING 217 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,980 THEM UNDER THE BUS THERE, TOO. 218 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:25,980 LOOK, WHAT IS REALLY SAD HERE IS 219 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:26,980 THAT WHEN PEOPLE CLAIM TRUMP WAS 220 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:27,980 ON HIS "BEST BEHAVIOR" -- THAT'S 221 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:28,980 ACTUALLY TRUE. 222 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:29,980 BUT HIS BEST BEHAVIOR IS STILL 223 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,980 ABSOLUTELY APPALLING. 224 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:32,980 BECAUSE EVEN WHEN THE BAR IS 225 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:35,980 SO LOW AS TO BE VIRTUALLY 226 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:36,980 NONEXISTENT, LIKE, "DON'T TELL 227 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,980 YOUR SUPPORTERS THAT YOU HATE 228 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:39,980 THEIR STUPID CITY," OR 229 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:40,980 "DON'T SAY EVERYONE IN THE 230 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:41,980 AUDIENCE IS MORE RACIST THAN 231 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,000 YOU," OR "DON'T HIRE A PERSONAL 232 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,020 NO 233 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:44,980 ATTORNEY WHO FALLS FOR A BORAT 234 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:45,980 PRANK 14 YEARS AFTER THE FIRST 235 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,880 MOVIE CAME OUT," THE UNSHAKABLE 236 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,980 FACT IS, UNLESS YOU SET THE BAR 237 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,460 AT "NOBODY CAUGHT FIRE," 238 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 TRUMP WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO 239 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,020 DISAPPOINT. 240 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:54,980 AND NOW THIS. 241 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,000 ♪ ♪ 242 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,980 >> Announcer: AND NOW.. 243 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,980 NO A MOVING TASTE OF CNBC IS 244 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:06,980 EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 245 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,980 >> ANY MAN WHO REFERENCES THE 246 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:09,980 CLASSIC "APOCALYPSE NOW" MOVIE 247 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:10,980 AND THEIR LATEST RESEARCH NOTE 248 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,000 IS OKAY BY US. 249 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,980 >> THE HORROR, THE HORROR, 250 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:20,000 CONRAD'S "HEART OF DARKNESS." 251 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:20,020 "APOCALYPSE NOW." 252 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:21,980 >> HE WALKED THROUGH AND NOT 253 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,520 EVEN FLINCHED WITH THINGS 254 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,980 EXPLODING, REMINDS ME OF ROBERT 255 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:26,980 DUVALL IN "APOCALYPSE NOW." 256 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,520 >> AGAIN, TRYING TO SPEAK 257 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:29,980 POSITIVE ABOUT G.E. BECAUSE I AM 258 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:32,980 A KIND MAN AND I'M A GOOD MAN, 259 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:33,980 NOT UNLIKE "APOCALYPSE NOW." 260 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,980 I AM A KIND MAN, I'M A GOOD MAN. 261 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,980 THAT IS FROM "APOCALYPSE NOW." 262 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,940 I AM A KIND MAN, I'M A GOOD MAN, 263 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,980 SAID TO ME BY THE WAY, AND 264 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:42,980 "APOCALYPSE NOW" AT THE END. 265 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,980 >> I'M A KIND MAN. 266 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:46,980 JUST LIKE IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE 267 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,980 "APOCALYPSE NOW," I WILL COIN 268 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:50,980 THIS, SELL EVERYTHING, SO THE 269 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,980 KIDS, SELL THE CAR, SELL THE 270 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:55,000 HOME, I'M NOT COMING BACK, 271 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,020 "APOCALYPSE NOW." 272 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:57,980 >> KIND OF LIKE THE VILLAGE 273 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:00,000 BURNING WITH NAPALM AND 274 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,020 "APOCALYPSE NOW." 275 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,000 >> "APOCALYPSE NOW" SITUATION. 276 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,020 >> "APOCALYPSE NOW." 277 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:05,000 >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 278 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,020 "APOCALYPSE NOW"? 279 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:08,000 >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 280 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,020 "APOCALYPSE NOW"? 281 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:10,000 >> MANY TIMES. 282 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:11,020 >> John: MOVING ON. 283 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:11,980 OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS 284 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:12,980 IMMIGRATION. 285 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:13,980 IT'S ABSOLUTELY CENTRAL TO THE 286 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:14,980 AMERICAN STORY, AS IS SOMETIMES 287 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:15,980 CLUMSILY EXPRESSED IN CARTOONS 288 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:16,980 LIKE THIS. 289 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,980 >> THEY HEARD ABOUT A COUNTRY 290 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,980 WHERE LIFE MIGHT LET THEM WIN, 291 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,980 THEY PAID THE FARE TO AMERICA 292 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:27,980 AND THERE THEY MELTED IN. 293 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:30,980 LOVELY LADY LIBERTY WITH HER 294 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:34,980 BOOK OF RECIPES AND THE FINEST 295 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:37,980 ONE SHE'S GOT IS THE GREAT 296 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:40,980 AMERICAN MELTING POT. 297 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:45,980 THE GREAT AMERICAN MELTING POT. 298 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:48,000 >> John: OKAY, DEEPLY WEIRD 299 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,980 METAPHOR ASIDE, I WILL SAY THIS: 300 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:51,980 IF YOU'RE COOKING A BUNCH OF 301 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:52,980 HUMANS IN A MELTING POT, 302 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:55,980 DON'T INCLUDE THE ENGLISH. 303 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,940 BELIEVE ME, WE'LL RUIN THE DISH. 304 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,980 WE'RE BLAND AND YET ALSO TOTALLY 305 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,980 OVERPOWERING TO THE PALATE. 306 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:03,980 WE ARE BASICALLY THE CILANTRO OF 307 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:04,980 THE HUMAN RACE. 308 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:05,980 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IMMIGRATION 309 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:06,980 REPEATEDLY ON THIS SHOW BUT 310 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:07,980 TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS ON 311 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,000 JUST ONE NARROW AREA OF IT: 312 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,500 ASYLUM. 313 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:10,980 IT'S THE LEGAL PROCESS BY WHICH 314 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:11,980 PEOPLE WHO ARE FLEEING 315 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:12,980 PERSECUTION, AND MAKE IT TO 316 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:15,000 THE U.S., CAN APPLY TO STAY 317 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:15,020 HERE. 318 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:15,980 AND ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE A GROUP 319 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:16,980 THAT, IN THEORY, EVERYONE SHOULD 320 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,980 BE ABLE TO SUPPORT -- THEY ARE 321 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:19,980 THE LITERAL HUDDLED MASSES 322 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:20,980 YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE WHO 323 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:21,980 THE STATUE OF LIBERTY HAS, 324 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,980 FOR CENTURIES, FRICASSEED. 325 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,980 BUT TRUMP IS FAMOUSLY NOT A FAN. 326 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:27,980 HE WENT ON ABOUT ASYLUM 327 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:30,980 AT LENGTH IN THURSDAY'S DEBATE, 328 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,000 AND HE LOVES TO RIFF ABOUT IT 329 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:32,960 WHENEVER HE GETS IN FRONT 330 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,980 OF A CROWD. 331 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:38,980 >> THE ASYLUM PROGRAM IS A SCAM. 332 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:40,980 SOME OF THE ROUGHEST PEOPLE 333 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,980 YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 334 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,580 PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE THEY 335 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,980 SHOULD BE FIGHTING FOR THE UFC. 336 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:48,980 THEY READ A LITTLE PAGE GIVEN 337 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,980 BY LAWYERS. 338 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:55,980 I AM VERY FEARFUL FOR MY LIFE. 339 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:58,980 I AM VERY WORRIED THAT I WILL BE 340 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:01,000 ACCOSTED IF I WAS SENT BACK 341 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 HOME. 342 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:03,960 OH, GIVE HIM ASYLUM. 343 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:04,980 HE'S AFRAID. 344 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,980 HE'S AFRAID. 345 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:08,980 WE DON'T LOVE THE FACT HE'S GOT 346 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:11,980 TATTOOS ON HIS FACE. 347 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,880 >> John: OKAY, THERE'S A LOT TO 348 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:14,020 UNPACK THERE, STARTING WITH 349 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:14,980 THE FACT THAT TRUMP SEEMS TO 350 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,980 THINK PEOPLE WITH FACIAL TATTOOS 351 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:18,980 ARE JUST INHERENTLY SCARY, 352 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:19,980 SOMETHING DEFINITIVELY DISPROVEN 353 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,980 BY THE EXISTENCE OF POST MALONE. 354 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,980 HE LOOKS LIKE A BUILD-A-BEAR 355 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:24,980 WHO SPENT TOO MUCH TIME AT 356 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:25,980 THE TATTOO STATION. 357 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,980 ALSO, AS YOU PROBABLY GUESSED, 358 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:29,980 THE ASYLUM PROCESS ISN'T 359 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:30,980 A SIMPLE RECITATION OF MAGIC 360 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:33,000 WORDS, BY WHICH ALL MANNER OF 361 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:33,020 FRAUDULENT CLAIMS ARE LET 362 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,980 THROUGH. 363 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:35,980 NOR IS IT RESPONSIBLE FOR, AS 364 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,700 TRUMP'S OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE 365 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,980 WEBSITE CALLS IT, "THE BIGGEST 366 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:39,980 LOOPHOLE TO GAIN ENTRY INTO OUR 367 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:43,980 GREAT COUNTRY." 368 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:44,980 THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE. 369 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,980 HISTORICALLY, THE BIGGEST 370 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:47,980 LOOPHOLE HAS BEEN TO BE 371 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:48,980 THE PARENTS OF SOMEONE 372 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:49,980 THAT DONALD TRUMP WISHES WOULD 373 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,000 FUCK HIM. 374 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,980 AND FOR THE RECORD, ASYLUM 375 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:53,980 SEEKERS ARE NOT ALL TATTOOED 376 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:54,980 UFC FIGHTERS. 377 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:56,980 THEY'RE ALSO PEOPLE LIKE BERTA, 378 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,980 WHO FLED HONDURAS AFTER MS-13 379 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:02,000 GANG MEMBERS TRIED TO FORCE HER 380 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,020 12-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER INTO 381 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,980 MARRIAGE. 382 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,980 BERTA REFUSED, THEY THREATENED 383 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:06,980 TO SET HER ON FIRE, SO SHE AND 384 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,000 HER GRANDDAUGHTER FLED TO 385 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,020 THE U.S. 386 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:09,220 THEY WERE SEPARATED, 387 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,980 BERTA WAS DETAINED, 388 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:11,980 AND I'LL LET HER LAWYER PICK 389 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,980 THE STORY UP FROM THERE. 390 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,980 >> BERTA, MY CLIENT, SHE'S 391 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,520 A 63-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER 392 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,980 WHO LEGALLY ENTERED 393 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:19,980 THE UNITED STATES. 394 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:20,980 AND SHE'S FLEEING FOR HER LIFE, 395 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,000 BUT SHE DID IT THE CORRECT WAY. 396 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,020 WHY? 397 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:22,980 'CAUSE SHE WENT TO THE PORT OF 398 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,980 ENTRY AND BASICALLY TURNED 399 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:25,980 HERSELF IN. 400 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:27,980 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAS HIDING, 401 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:28,980 SHE WAS TRYING TO BE SMUGGLED 402 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:29,980 IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR. 403 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,980 SHE DID IT THE RIGHT WAY. 404 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:34,980 >> I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 17 MONTHS. 405 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:35,980 I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A LONG TIME 406 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,980 ALREADY. 407 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:40,980 I DON'T KNOW WHY IMMIGRATION 408 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,980 WON'T LET ME LEAVE. 409 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:43,980 I DON'T OWE ANYTHING. 410 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,980 ONLY BECAUSE I CAME TO ASK FOR 411 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:51,980 PROTECTION FROM THIS COUNTRY. 412 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:52,980 >> John: THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 413 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,000 IF YOU ASKED THE COPS FOR HELP, 414 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,020 AND THEY RESPONDED BY THROWING 415 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,980 YOU INTO DETENTION, YOU'D BE 416 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,980 ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS. 417 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,760 YOU'D PROBABLY ALSO BE BLACK, 418 00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,960 BUT LET'S TRY AND TAKE THIS 419 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,980 ONE SYSTEMIC SOCIAL CRISIS 420 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:01,980 AT A TIME. 421 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:02,980 AND BERTA'S STORY ISN'T EVEN 422 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:03,980 A ONE-OFF. 423 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,980 THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S 424 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:06,980 ATTACK ON ASYLUM HAS BEEN 425 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:07,980 FOCUSED, DEDICATED, AND 426 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,980 DEEPLY RESOURCEFUL. 427 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:10,980 AND I KNOW THOSE AREN'T 428 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:11,980 ADJECTIVES YOU'RE USED 429 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:12,980 TO ASSOCIATING WITH THIS 430 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,980 ADMINISTRATION. 431 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:15,980 BUT IN THIS ONE AREA, THEY'VE 432 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,700 BEEN TRULY DISCIPLINED ABOUT 433 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,980 BEING TRULY EVIL. 434 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:19,980 SO TONIGHT, LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR 435 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,980 ASYLUM SYSTEM. 436 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,980 HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK, AND 437 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,980 JUST A FEW OF THE KEY WAYS THIS 438 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:26,980 ADMINISTRATION HAS UNDERMINED 439 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:27,980 IT. 440 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,980 AND LET'S START WITH HOW IT'S 441 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,980 SUPPOSED TO WORK AT OUR BORDER. 442 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:31,980 IDEALLY, AN ASYLUM SEEKER 443 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,980 PRESENTS THEMSELVES TO ASK 444 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,980 FOR PROTECTION, AND AN OFFICER 445 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:36,980 PERFORMS A "CREDIBLE FEAR 446 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,980 SCREENING." 447 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,000 IF THERE IS A CHANCE THEY MIGHT 448 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,020 FACE DANGER IF THEY'RE SENT BACK 449 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:43,000 HOME, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO REMAIN 450 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:43,020 IN THE U.S. PENDING A DATE IN 451 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:43,980 IMMIGRATION COURT. 452 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,980 WHICH MAKES SENSE. 453 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,980 WHEN A PERSON SAYS THEIR LIFE'S 454 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,980 AT STAKE, YOU WANT TO ERR ON 455 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:51,000 THE SIDE OF BELIEVING THEM 456 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,960 WHILE YOU WEIGH THE FACTS OF 457 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,980 THEIR CASE. 458 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,980 IF SOMEONE SAYS "I'M DROWNING," 459 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:55,980 YOUR FIRST MOVE SHOULD BE TO 460 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:56,980 HELP THEM OUT OF THE POOL, NOT 461 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,000 LEAVE THEM IN THERE WHILE YOU 462 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,960 CONVENE A HEARING TO DETERMINE 463 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,020 WHETHER OR NOT THEY'RE A FISH 464 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,000 WHO IS LYING. 465 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:02,980 NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW, EVEN BEFORE 466 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:03,980 TRUMP, THE ODDS OF BEING GRANTED 467 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,640 ASYLUM WERE NOT GREAT, WITH 468 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,980 IMMIGRATION ADVOCATES SAYING 469 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,980 LESS THAN HALF OF ALL CLAIMS 470 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,980 ARE GRANTED. 471 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:12,980 NOW THAT IS PARTLY BECAUSE -- AS 472 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:13,980 WE'VE DISCUSSED BEFORE -- MANY 473 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,980 MIGRANTS DON'T HAVE A LAWYER TO 474 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:16,980 HELP THEM NAVIGATE A COMPLICATED 475 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:17,980 PROCESS. 476 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:18,980 AND IT'S PARTLY BECAUSE THE BAR 477 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,980 TO QUALIFY FOR ASYLUM IS HIGH. 478 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:22,980 YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO PROVE 479 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:23,980 YOU'RE BEING PERSECUTED ON 480 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,980 THE BASIS OF RACE, RELIGION, 481 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,980 NATIONALITY, MEMBERSHIP 482 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:29,980 IN A SOCIAL GROUP, OR POLITICAL 483 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:30,980 OPINION. 484 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,000 AND THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO 485 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:32,960 BE ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION 486 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,500 THERE. 487 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,020 WHAT QUALIFIES AS MEMBERSHIP IN 488 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,980 A SOCIAL GROUP OR A POLITICAL 489 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:36,980 OPINION? 490 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,980 FOR INSTANCE, SOMEONE BEING 491 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:39,980 PERSECUTED FOR CRITICIZING 492 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:40,980 A DRUG CARTEL MIGHT WELL ARGUE 493 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:41,980 THAT THEIR CRITICISM IS 494 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,980 POLITICAL IF THEY LIVE 495 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:44,980 IN A NARCO-STATE. 496 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,980 BUT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS 497 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,980 TOLD IMMIGRATION JUDGES TO APPLY 498 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,980 THE CRITERIA VERY NARROWLY, AS 499 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:51,980 THIS ATTORNEY EXPLAINS TO A ROOM 500 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,980 FULL OF ASYLUM SEEKERS. 501 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,980 >> THE ASYLUM PROCESS DOES NOT 502 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,980 PROTECT EVERYONE. 503 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,980 CASES THAT PERTAIN TO CARTELS OR 504 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,980 GANGS EXTORTING YOU ARE ALMOST 505 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:09,980 IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN. 506 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:10,980 UH-HUH? 507 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:11,980 >> I HAVE A PROBLEM IN MY 508 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,980 COUNTRY. 509 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:14,980 I CAN'T GO BACK. 510 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,980 >> THIS IS VERY COMMON. 511 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:17,980 THEY ALREADY KILLED FAMILY WHO 512 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:20,980 DIDN'T PAY. 513 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:21,980 CRIMINALITY ISN'T PROTECTED. 514 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,980 >> YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN ONLY 515 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:27,000 PROVE IT IF WE TURN UP DEAD? 516 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,980 >> EVEN THEN, IF IT'S NOT 517 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:30,980 THE RIGHT REASON, IT'S NOT 518 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,980 PROTECTED. 519 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,000 >> John: WOW. 520 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,980 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE JARRING 521 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:37,980 THERE, THAT MAN'S PITCH-BLACK 522 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,000 JOKE ABOUT GETTING MURDERED OR 523 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,020 THE LAWYER TAKING IT AT COMPLETE 524 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,980 FACE VALUE. 525 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,980 "HA, THAT'S VERY FUNNY, BUT 526 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,000 SERIOUSLY, IF YOU COULD DIE 527 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,960 HOLDING DOCUMENTATION THAT YOU 528 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,020 WERE MURDERED FOR YOUR RELIGION, 529 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:45,980 THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE A BIG 530 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:46,980 HELP." 531 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,980 SO THE ASYLUM PROCESS HAS NEVER 532 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,980 BEEN EASY. 533 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:51,980 BUT THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS MADE 534 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,980 IT ABSOLUTE HELL. 535 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,980 THEIR POLICY OF FAMILY 536 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,980 SEPARATION CAUSED WIDESPREAD 537 00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:58,980 OUTRAGE, BUT THEY'VE DONE SO 538 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,980 MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 539 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:02,980 AND IT'S WORTH SLOWING DOWN TO 540 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,980 LOOK AT THREE TACTICS THEY'VE 541 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:05,980 USED IN PARTICULAR. 542 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:06,980 MIGRANT PROTECTION PROTOCOLS, 543 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,980 "SAFE THIRD COUNTRY AGREEMENTS," 544 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:09,980 AND TITLE 42. 545 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,980 AND I KNOW NONE OF THOSE HAVE 546 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,980 THE HARROWING RING OF 547 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,980 "FAMILY SEPARATION," BUT EACH 548 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,980 REPRESENTS ANOTHER CRUEL, 549 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:17,980 CALCULATED DECISION THAT HAS 550 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,980 LARGELY FLOWN UNDER THE RADAR. 551 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:20,980 AND LET'S START WITH THE MIGRANT 552 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,980 PROTECTION PROTOCOLS, OR, AS 553 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:23,980 THEY'RE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN, 554 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:26,000 THE "REMAIN IN MEXICO" PROGRAM. 555 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,980 VERY BASICALLY, THIS POLICY 556 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,980 FORCES ASYLUM SEEKERS TO WAIT IN 557 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,980 MEXICO FOR THEIR CASES TO FULLY 558 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:32,980 PLAY OUT IN U.S. IMMIGRATION 559 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,980 COURT RATHER THAN ADMIT THEM TO 560 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:35,980 SAFETY FIRST. 561 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,980 WE'VE ALREADY DONE THIS TO OVER 562 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,980 67,000 PEOPLE, MANY OF WHOM 563 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,980 WOUND UP IN MAKESHIFT CAMPS 564 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:42,980 THAT HAVE EMERGED AT THE BORDER. 565 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,980 AND SINCE WE STARTED LIMITING 566 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,980 THE NUMBER EVEN ALLOWED TO ASK 567 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:48,980 FOR ASYLUM AT THE BORDER EACH 568 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,980 DAY, IN SOME PLACES, THE 569 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:51,980 MIGRANTS THEMSELVES HAD TO WORK 570 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:52,980 OUT A SYSTEM FOR WHOSE TURN IT 571 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,980 WAS NEXT. 572 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,980 >> THE LIST IS A STRANGE THING. 573 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:57,980 VOLUNTEERS WHO ARE MIGRANTS 574 00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,980 THEMSELVES KEEP THEM IN A 575 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:00,980 NOTEPAD IN THE MEXICAN BORDER 576 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,000 CITY OF TIJUANA. 577 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,960 IT DETERMINES THE ORDER IN WHICH 578 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:04,980 THE THOUSANDS OF ASYLUM SEEKERS 579 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,980 HERE WILL BE SEEN BY U.S. 580 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:09,980 OFFICIALS. 581 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:10,980 NO ONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHO 582 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:11,980 STARTED IT OR WHEN, BUT IT'S 583 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:16,980 EVOLVED INTO A SYSTEM TO TRY AND 584 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,980 KEEP ORDER AS THE U.S. HAS 585 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:19,980 SLOWED UP THE PROCESSING OF 586 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:20,980 ASYLUM CLAIMS. 587 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:21,980 >> John: LOOK, THERE ARE PLENTY 588 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,000 OF THINGS YOU'D EXPECT TO BE 589 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:23,020 HAND-WRITTEN IN A COLLEGE RULED 590 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:23,980 NOTEBOOK. 591 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:24,980 MATH HOMEWORK, SURE. 592 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:25,980 A LIST OF THE CUTEST BOYS IN 593 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:26,980 HOMEROOM, NATCH. 594 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,700 JUST AN ABSOLUTE SHITLOAD OF 595 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,020 COOL Ss? 596 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,980 YOU KNOW IT. 597 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:31,980 WHAT YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT WOULD 598 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:32,980 BE THE NAMES OF THOUSANDS OF 599 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,000 FAMILIES FOR WHOM THIS SCRAP OF 600 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:35,020 NOTEBOOK PAPER IS THEIR ONLY 601 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,980 LIFELINE TO SAFETY. 602 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:37,980 BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK HAVE WE LET 603 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:38,980 THAT BE THE BEST SYSTEM 604 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,980 AVAILABLE TO THEM? 605 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:41,980 AND CONDITIONS ON THE BORDER CAN 606 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,980 BE DIRE. 607 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,980 IN FEBRUARY, MORE THAN 2500 608 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:46,980 MIGRANTS WERE LIVING IN A CAMP 609 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,980 IN MATAMOROS, WHERE THERE WAS 610 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:49,980 ONLY ONE TOILET FOR EVERY 611 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:50,980 60 PEOPLE, AND SAFE DRINKING 612 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,980 WATER WAS SCARCE. 613 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,980 AND EVEN PEOPLE WHO DON'T WIND 614 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,980 UP IN THOSE CAMPS CAN BE IN 615 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:57,980 REAL JEOPARDY. 616 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:01,980 BECAUSE MIGRANTS IN GENERAL CAN 617 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:02,980 BE TARGETS FOR CARTELS WHO 618 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,000 REGULARLY KIDNAP AND TRY TO 619 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,960 EXTRACT RANSOM MONEY FROM THOSE 620 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:05,980 THEY SUSPECT OF HAVING FAMILY IN 621 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:06,980 THE U.S. 622 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,980 THIS IS DONE SO OFTEN, THERE'S A 623 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,980 WHOLE SYSTEM IN PLACE FOR IT, AS 624 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,980 THIS CARTEL MEMBER EXPLAINS. 625 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,980 >> WE JUST PULL PEOPLE OFF THE 626 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:15,980 STREETS, TAKE THEM INTO A SAFE 627 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,980 HOUSE. 628 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,980 WE REACH THEIR FAMILIES IN THE 629 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,980 UNITED STATES TO ASK FOR MONEY. 630 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:26,980 >> HOW MUCH MONEY ARE WE TALKING 631 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,980 HERE? 632 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,980 >> ALL THE WAY FROM $10,000 TO 633 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:33,980 $20,000 AMERICAN DOLLARS. 634 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:34,980 WE KNOW THEY CAN AFFORD IT. 635 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,980 THAT'S WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO. 636 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,980 >> WHAT IF THEY DON'T PAY? 637 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:39,980 >> WELL, THEY END UP WHERE THEY 638 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:40,980 END UP. 639 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:41,980 >> John: "THEY END UP WHERE THEY 640 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,980 END UP." 641 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:44,980 HE'S TALKING ABOUT MURDER 642 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,000 VICTIMS WITH THE SAME CASUALNESS 643 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,020 MOST PEOPLE RESERVE FOR LOST 644 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,980 SOCKS. 645 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,980 AND AS OF MAY, THERE WERE OVER A 646 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,940 THOUSAND PUBLICLY REPORTED CASES 647 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,980 OF MURDER, RAPE, TORTURE, 648 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:54,980 KIDNAPPING, AND OTHER VIOLENT 649 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,980 ASSAULTS AGAINST ASYLUM SEEKERS 650 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:58,980 AND MIGRANTS FORCED BY THE U.S., 651 00:16:59,020 --> 00:16:59,980 COMPLETELY UNNECESSARILY, TO 652 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,980 WAIT IN MEXICO. 653 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,980 IN FACT, KIDNAPPINGS ARE SUCH A 654 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,980 FACT OF LIFE, CARTELS WILL GIVE 655 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,980 SOME KIDNAPPED MIGRANTS A CODE 656 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:08,980 WORD UPON RELEASE, SO IF THEY'RE 657 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,980 KIDNAPPED AGAIN, THE KEYWORD 658 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:11,980 WOULD INDICATE THAT THEY'D 659 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,980 ALREADY PAID THE RANSOM. 660 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,980 AND IT'S PRETTY BLEAK WHEN 661 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,980 DRUG CARTELS HAVE A MORE 662 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,980 EFFICIENT SYSTEM FOR KEEPING 663 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:19,980 TRACK OF ASYLUM SEEKERS THAN 664 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:20,980 THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. 665 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,980 AND YET DESPITE THE WRECKAGE 666 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,980 THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS CAUSED, 667 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:26,980 IT'S TRUMPETED ITS "REMAIN IN 668 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,980 MEXICO" PROGRAM AS A GREAT 669 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:28,980 SUCCESS. 670 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:29,980 IN FACT, CHAD WOLF -- ACTING 671 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,980 SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY 672 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,980 AND UNDISPUTED CHADDIEST WOLF -- 673 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:34,980 HAS TOUTED IT, USING A PRETTY 674 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,980 WEIRD METRIC. 675 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,980 >> WHAT WE'RE SEEING IS ABOUT 676 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:38,980 HALF OF THESE INDIVIDUALS THAT 677 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:39,980 ARE PUT IN THE PROGRAM NEVER 678 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:43,000 SHOW UP FOR THEIR COURT 679 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:43,020 HEARINGS. 680 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,980 SO INDIVIDUALS THAT ARE PUT IN 681 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,980 THIS PROGRAM THAT KNOW THEY DO 682 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:46,980 NOT HAVE A, AGAIN, A MERITORIOUS 683 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:47,980 CLAIM, SIMPLY CHOOSE TO WALK 684 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,980 AWAY. 685 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,000 >> John: OKAY, REAL QUICK -- 686 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,020 GET FUCKED, CHAD, YOU HUMAN 687 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,980 RAZOR BURN. 688 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,980 BECAUSE REMEMBER, THESE HEARINGS 689 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:56,980 ARE MIGRANTS' ONLY SHOT AT 690 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:57,980 GETTING TO SAFETY. 691 00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:58,980 IT'S EVERYTHING THEY'VE BEEN 692 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:01,980 WAITING FOR. 693 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,980 AND IF THEY MISS THEIR HEARING, 694 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:05,980 THEY LOSE THEIR CASE! 695 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,000 SO A PERSON NOT SHOWING UP 696 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,020 IN COURT AFTER YOU FORCE THEM 697 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:07,980 TO WAIT IN A DANGEROUS AREA, 698 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,980 WITHOUT ADEQUATE SHELTER OR 699 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,980 SUPPORT ISN'T PROOF THEY WERE 700 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,980 TRYING TO CHEAT THE SYSTEM, IT'S 701 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,940 PROOF YOUR SYSTEM IS NOT FUCKING 702 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,980 WORKING! 703 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,980 AND FOR THE RECORD, THE 704 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,980 GOVERNMENT CAN MAKE THESE 705 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,980 HEARINGS PRETTY MS.ABLE. 706 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:23,980 IT MAY BEAR NO DATE OR 707 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:24,980 TIME, OR YOUR HEARING MAY BE 708 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,000 SCHEDULED FOR WHEN THE COURTS 709 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,020 AREN'T OPEN, INCLUDING ONE THAT 710 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,980 WAS SCHEDULED AT 1:00 A.M. 711 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:30,980 IT CAN BE HARD TO KNOW ABOUT ANY 712 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,980 CHANGES TO DATE OF HEARINGS 713 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,980 GIVEN THAT SOME BORDER PATROL 714 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:35,980 AGENTS FILLING OUT FORMS FOR 715 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,980 MIGRANTS HAVE WRITTEN IN 716 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:39,980 "FACEBOOK" AS A STREET ADDRESS. 717 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,980 ALL IN ALL, THE GOVERNMENT 718 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:42,980 SYSTEM IS ABOUT AS EFFECTIVE 719 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:43,980 AS PAINTING 720 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,980 "MEET US AT THE PLACE" ON 721 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:45,980 A RACCOON AND THROWING IT 722 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:46,980 OVER THE WALL INTO MEXICO. 723 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,000 GOOD LUCK GETTING THE 724 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,960 INSTRUCTIONS, AND IF YOU DO, 725 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,980 GOOD LUCK FIGURING OUT HOW TO 726 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:52,980 FOLLOW THEM. 727 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,000 SO THIS PROGRAM ALL BUT SHUT OFF 728 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,960 THE PATHWAY FOR MANY ASYLUM 729 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,980 SEEKERS TO ENTER THE COUNTRY. 730 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:57,980 BUT THAT SEEMINGLY WASN'T 731 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:58,980 ENOUGH, BECAUSE THE 732 00:18:59,020 --> 00:18:59,980 ADMINISTRATION THEN CAME UP WITH 733 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,980 "SAFE THIRD COUNTRY" AGREEMENTS. 734 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,980 BASICALLY, THE U.S. MANAGED 735 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,980 TO FORCE HONDURAS, GUATEMALA, 736 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,980 AND EL SALVADOR TO SIGN UP TO 737 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,980 THIS. 738 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:10,980 AND IT MEANT THAT WE COULD BAR 739 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:11,980 MIGRANTS FROM SEEKING ASYLUM 740 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:12,980 HERE, AND SEND THEM TO APPLY FOR 741 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,980 IT IN THOSE COUNTRIES INSTEAD. 742 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,980 WHICH IS COMPLETELY ABSURD, 743 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:17,980 SINCE FOR MANY MIGRANTS, THOSE 744 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,980 ARE THE EXACT COUNTRIES THEY'RE 745 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,980 SEEKING ASYLUM FROM. 746 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,980 "OH, YOU'RE FLEEING HONDURAS? 747 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:25,980 WHY NOT TRY EL SALVADOR! 748 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:26,980 IT'S RIGHT NEXT DOOR SO YOU CAN 749 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,980 STAY IN TOUCH WITH FAMILY, 750 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:28,980 FRIENDS, AND THE PEOPLE WHO WANT 751 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:29,980 TO MURDER YOU!" 752 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,980 AND IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, 753 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,980 NONE OF THESE THREE COUNTRIES 754 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:35,980 HAVE ROBUST ASYLUM SYSTEMS, AS 755 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:36,980 THE PRESIDENT OF EL SALVADOR 756 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:37,980 HIMSELF ADMITS. 757 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,980 >> A MEMBER OF THE PRESIDENT'S 758 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,980 INNER CIRCLE SAID THAT ASYLUM 759 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,980 SEEKERS COULD END UP STAYING IN 760 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:44,980 EL SALVADOR, THAT THAT COULD 761 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:45,980 HAPPEN. 762 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:46,980 IS EL SALVADOR PREPARED FOR 763 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,980 THAT? 764 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,980 >> WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW. 765 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,980 WE DON'T HAVE ASYLUM CAPACITIES, 766 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,980 BUT WE CAN BUILD THEM. 767 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:55,980 >> BUT YOU DON'T HAVE IT NOW. 768 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,980 >> WE DON'T HAVE IT NOW. 769 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:57,980 WHEN WE HAVE IT -- 770 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,000 >> AND IF HE SAID, "I CAN THROW 771 00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,020 UP A TENT." 772 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,000 >> A TENT? 773 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,020 THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S NOT ASYLUM 774 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:00,980 CAPACITY. 775 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:01,980 NO. 776 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,980 >> John: NO. 777 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:04,980 NO, IT REALLY ISN'T. 778 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:05,980 THROWING UP A TENT DOESN'T 779 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:06,980 INHERENTLY GIVE YOU ASYLUM 780 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:07,980 CAPACITY. 781 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:08,980 THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS 782 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,980 THROWING UP A TENT CAN GIVE YOU: 783 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,980 SHELTER FROM THE ELEMENTS, AND 784 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,000 THE ARENA FOR A SHAME-BASED 785 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,020 BAKING CRUCIBLE WHOSE ONLY PRIZE 786 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,580 IS THE NARROW AVOIDANCE OF 787 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,980 PUBLIC FAILURE. 788 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,980 AND QUICK SIDE NOTE: WHY THE 789 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,980 FUCK DID THE NEW SEASON OF 790 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:20,980 "THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF" 791 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:21,980 MAKE THE FIRST SHOWSTOPPER 792 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:22,980 CHALLENGE "CELEBRITY CAKE 793 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:23,980 BUSTS?" 794 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:24,980 BECAUSE IT GAVE US SQUASHED 795 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:26,980 FREDDIE MERCURY, SOMETHING 796 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:27,980 THE BAKER INSISTED WAS 797 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,980 LUPITA NYONG'O, AND A 798 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,980 PHOTO PERFECT DAVID BOWIE. 799 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:32,980 THAT BAKER DESERVES 800 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:33,980 A PAUL HOLLYWOOD HANDSHAKE. 801 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:34,980 THE REST OF YOU NEED TO THINK 802 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,980 ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 803 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:40,980 AND FORCING MIGRANTS TO SIT IN 804 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:41,980 REFUGEE CAMPS OR SENDING THEM 805 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:42,980 TO COUNTRIES WITH 806 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:43,980 NON-FUNCTIONING ASYLUM SYSTEMS 807 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:44,980 IS COMFORTABLY BAD ENOUGH, 808 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,980 BEFORE YOU GET TO WHAT HAPPENED 809 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:47,980 EARLIER THIS YEAR, WHEN 810 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,980 THE ADMINISTRATION'S INVOKED 811 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,980 TITLE 42 OF THE U.S. CODE. 812 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,000 AND THAT ISN'T EVEN AN 813 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,020 IMMIGRATION LAW. 814 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,980 IT'S A PROVISION THAT GIVES THE 815 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,980 GOVERNMENT BROAD POWER TO ACT 816 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,980 DURING A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS. 817 00:20:59,020 --> 00:20:59,980 AND THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS 818 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,980 CURRENTLY CLAIMING THAT, BECAUSE 819 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:02,980 OF THE PANDEMIC, IT GIVES THEM 820 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:03,980 THE AUTHORITY TO SHUT DOWN THE 821 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,980 BORDER TO VIRTUALLY ALL 822 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:06,980 MIGRANTS. 823 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:07,980 AND NOT JUST THAT -- THEY'RE 824 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:08,980 ALSO CLAIMING THAT IT ALLOWS 825 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:09,980 THEM TO TAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS 826 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,980 WHO'VE ALREADY MADE IT INTO 827 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,980 THE U.S., AND EXPEL THEM WITH NO 828 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:17,980 DUE PROCESS WHATSOEVER. 829 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,980 IT IS A TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT TO 830 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,980 EXPLOIT THIS PANDEMIC TO DO WHAT 831 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:22,980 THEY WANT WITH MIGRANTS -- 832 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:23,980 ALTHOUGH, MARK MORGAN, TRUMP'S 833 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:24,980 HEAD OF CUSTOMS AND BORDER 834 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,000 PROTECTION, HAS REPEATEDLY 835 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,020 INSISTED THAT NOTHING COULD 836 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,000 BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. 837 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,980 >> TITLE 42 HAS NOTHING TO DO 838 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,980 WITH IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT. 839 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,980 I'M GONNA SAY THAT AGAIN. 840 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,980 I'VE SAID IT BEFORE. 841 00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:36,980 I'M GONNA CONTINUE TO SAY IT. 842 00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,980 TITLE 42 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 843 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:39,980 IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT AND 844 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,980 EVERYTHING TO DO WITH 845 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,980 PUBLIC HEALTH. 846 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,980 >> John: YEAH, MARK, WE'RE AWARE 847 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:47,980 YOU KEEP SAYING THIS HAS NOTHING 848 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,980 TO DO WITH IMMIGRATION. 849 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:50,980 BUT A TRUMP OFFICIAL SAYING HIS 850 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:51,980 ACTIONS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH 851 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:52,980 IMMIGRATION IS ABOUT AS 852 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,980 BELIEVABLE AS COOKIE MONSTER 853 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:55,980 SAYING HIS ACTIONS HAVE NOTHING 854 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:56,980 TO DO WITH COOKIES. 855 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:57,980 BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DO. 856 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,640 THEY'RE THE THING YOU'RE SO 857 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,980 OBSESSED WITH, IT LITERALLY 858 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,980 MAKES YOU A MONSTER. 859 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:03,980 AND IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO TAKE 860 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,980 THIS ADMINISTRATION CITING THEIR 861 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,340 DEEP CONCERN ABOUT THE 862 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:08,980 CORONAVIRUS, EVEN BEFORE YOU 863 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,340 LEARN THAT THE CDC WAS 864 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,980 APPARENTLY FORCED TO ISSUE THE 865 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:14,000 TITLE 42 ORDER, DESPITE THEIR 866 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,980 OWN SCIENTISTS SAYING THERE WAS 867 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:16,980 NO EVIDENCE IT WOULD SLOW THE 868 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:17,980 CORONAVIRUS. 869 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,980 SO THIS CLEARLY HAS NOTHING TO 870 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:21,980 DO WITH PUBLIC HEALTH AT ALL. 871 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,980 AND IF YOU NEED ANY MORE PROOF, 872 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:24,980 STEPHEN MILLER -- TRUMP'S TOP 873 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,980 IMMIGRATION ADVISER AND WORLD'S 874 00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:28,980 TALLEST MINION -- HAS APPARENTLY 875 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,980 BEEN TRYING TO INVOKE TITLE 42 876 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,980 FOR IMMIGRATION PURPOSES LONG 877 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,980 BEFORE COVID. 878 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,980 HE REPORTEDLY PUSHED TO INVOKE 879 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:36,980 IT TWICE LAST YEAR, ONCE WHEN 880 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:37,980 AN OUTBREAK OF MUMPS SPREAD 881 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:38,980 THROUGH IMMIGRATION DETENTION 882 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,980 FACILITIES, AND AGAIN WHEN 883 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,980 BORDER PATROL STATIONS WERE HIT 884 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:42,980 WITH THE FLU. 885 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:43,980 IN FACT, USING EMERGENCY 886 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,980 PUBLIC HEALTH POWERS TO CURB 887 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,760 IMMIGRATION WAS APPARENTLY ON 888 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,980 A WISH LIST THAT MILLER CRAFTED 889 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:49,980 WITHIN THE FIRST SIX MONTHS OF 890 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,980 THE ADMINISTRATION. 891 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:52,980 INCIDENTALLY, THE REST OF THAT 892 00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:54,980 WISH LIST WAS JUST WHAT LOOKS 893 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:55,980 LIKE A HAND-DRAWN PICTURE OF 894 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,980 A RIPPED STEPHEN MILLER AND 895 00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:58,980 "MAYBE AN ALL-WHITE REBOOT OF 896 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,980 'HIDDEN FIGURES'?" 897 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:06,980 CIRCLED THREE TIMES. 898 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:07,980 AND YOU CAN KIND OF SEE WHY THIS 899 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:08,980 APPEALS SO MUCH TO MILLER. 900 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:09,980 BECAUSE INVOKING TITLE 42 901 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,000 HAS BASICALLY CREATED A SHADOW 902 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:11,020 DEPORTATION SYSTEM THAT MOVES 903 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:11,980 QUICKLY AND IS ACCOUNTABLE 904 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,980 TO NO ONE. 905 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,980 AND THEY'VE USED IT A LOT. 906 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,580 SINCE MARCH, THERE'VE BEEN 907 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,980 NEARLY 200,000 EXPULSIONS IN 908 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:21,980 WHICH ASYLUM SEEKERS WERE SENT 909 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:22,980 BACK WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A COURT 910 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,980 HEARING. 911 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:26,980 AND THE GOVERNMENT HAS GONE OUT 912 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:27,980 OF ITS WAY TO AVOID SCRUTINY. 913 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,580 FOR EXAMPLE, UNACCOMPANIED 914 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,980 MINORS ARE USUALLY KEPT IN 915 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:31,980 SHELTERS, WHERE IMMIGRATION 916 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:32,980 ATTORNEYS CAN FIND THEM, AND TRY 917 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,980 AND HELP THEM WITH THEIR CASE. 918 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:35,980 BUT BY CITING PUBLIC HEALTH 919 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:36,980 CONCERNS, THE GOVERNMENT HAS 920 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,980 INSTEAD BEEN QUIETLY KEEPING 921 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:39,980 KIDS IN HOTELS, SUPERVISED BY 922 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:40,980 PRIVATE CONTRACTORS. 923 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,640 AND THE RARE GLIMPSES WE'VE 924 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,980 GOTTEN OF THIS HAVE BEEN 925 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:45,980 ABSOLUTELY CHILLING. 926 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:46,980 JUST WATCH AS A CIVIL RIGHTS 927 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:47,980 ATTORNEY TRIES TO HELP THE KIDS 928 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,980 BUT GETS STOPPED. 929 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:53,980 >> ARE YOU POLICE? 930 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:57,980 ARE YOU POLICE? 931 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:58,980 >> YOU CAN'T BE HERE. 932 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,000 >> CAN I ASK WHO YOU ARE? 933 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,980 >> DESPERATELY TRYING TO 934 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:03,980 COMMUNICATE TO CHILDREN, THE 935 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,980 ASSOCIATED PLACE SO THEY ARE 936 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:07,980 BEING HELD BY THE FOURTH FLOOR 937 00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,000 OF THE HILTON IN SUITES HOTEL IN 938 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,020 McALLEN, TEXAS. 939 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:13,000 >> IF YOU ARE DETAINED, GIVE ME 940 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,020 HER NAME! 941 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,980 >> GET OUT OF HERE. 942 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:15,980 >> WHO ARE YOU? 943 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,980 >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHO WE ARE. 944 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:18,980 >> ARE YOU POLICE? 945 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:19,980 >> GET OUT. 946 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:20,980 >> GET OUT. 947 00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,000 GET OUT. 948 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,020 GET OUT NOW! 949 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:22,980 >> John: WHAT THE FUCK IS 950 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:23,980 HAPPENING THERE? 951 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,000 ALTHOUGH I AM CURIOUS IF, AFTER 952 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:25,020 THAT INTERACTION, THOSE MEN FELT 953 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,980 THEY'D SUCCESSFULLY HIDDEN 954 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:27,980 THE GOVERNMENT'S CHILD PRISON. 955 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,700 "WHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! 956 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,020 I GOT A BIT WORRIED WHEN HE 957 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,980 ASKED "WHO ARE YOU," BUT THEN 958 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:32,980 RANDY SAID, "DON'T WORRY WHO WE 959 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,980 ARE." 960 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:34,980 NICE SAVE THERE, RANDY! 961 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:35,980 THAT'S THE LAST TIME ANYONE 962 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:36,980 ASKS US QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS 963 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:37,980 MYSTERIOUSLY OFF-LIMITS HOTEL 964 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:38,980 FLOOR PACKED WITH TERRIFIED 965 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,980 CHILDREN." 966 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,980 NOW, INCIDENTALLY, OUR LAWYERS 967 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:44,980 ARE INSISTING THAT I HAVE TO 968 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:46,980 CLARIFY THAT THAT HAMPTON INN 969 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:47,980 SAID THEY HAD MADE THOSE 970 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:48,980 BOOKINGS WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT 971 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,000 THEY'D BE USED FOR, AND HAVE 972 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,020 CANCELED THEIR BUSINESS. 973 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,980 BECAUSE THE ENTITY YOU'RE 974 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:52,980 DEFINITELY ANGRIEST AT RIGHT NOW 975 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,980 IS THE HAMPTON FUCKING INN. 976 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:56,980 AND WHEN YOU PUT ALL THIS 977 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,980 TOGETHER, THIS ADMINISTRATION 978 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,980 HAS EFFECTIVELY TAKEN AN ASYLUM 979 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,980 SYSTEM THAT WAS ALREADY 980 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:03,980 IMPERFECT AND SHATTERED IT. 981 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:05,000 AND THE THING IS, THEY'RE NOW 982 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:05,020 TRYING TO MAKE THIS DAMAGE 983 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:05,980 PERMANENT. 984 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,980 BECAUSE ALONG WITH EXTENDING 985 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:08,980 TITLE 42 INDEFINITELY, THEY'VE 986 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:10,980 DRAFTED NEW REGULATIONS THAT 987 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:11,980 WOULD, AMONG OTHER THINGS, MAKE 988 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:13,980 IT EASIER FOR IMMIGRATION JUDGES 989 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:14,980 TO REJECT ASYLUM REQUESTS OUT OF 990 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:15,980 HAND, MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT, 991 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,000 IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE, TO WIN A CASE 992 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,020 INVOLVING GENDER-BASED VIOLENCE 993 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,980 OR GANG THREATS, AND MAKE IT SO 994 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,980 MIGRANTS ARE REQUIRED TO SUBMIT 995 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:23,980 COMPLETE ASYLUM APPLICATIONS -- 996 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:24,980 WHICH HAVE TO BE IN ENGLISH, AND 997 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:27,000 WITH ALL SUPPORTING EVIDENCE -- 998 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,020 WITHIN JUST 15 DAYS OF THEIR 999 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:31,000 FIRST COURT HEARING. 1000 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:32,980 AND THAT IS REGARDLESS OF 1001 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:33,980 WHETHER THEY HAVE A LAWYER. 1002 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:34,980 THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S 1003 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:35,980 ATTACK ON THIS SYSTEM HAS JUST 1004 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:36,980 BEEN RELENTLESS. 1005 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:37,980 AND THERE ARE LIVES AT STAKE 1006 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,980 HERE. 1007 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,940 REMEMBER BERTA, WHO CAME HERE TO 1008 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:41,980 PROTECT HER 12-YEAR-OLD 1009 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:42,980 GRANDDAUGHTER? 1010 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,980 JUST WATCH HER LAWYER UPDATE HER 1011 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:47,980 ON THE OUTCOME OF HER CASE. 1012 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:50,000 >> WELL, HERE WE ARE. 1013 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:58,980 THE COURT APPEAL WAS REJECTED. 1014 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,980 >> THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ME. 1015 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,640 AND THEY WILL KILL ME RIGHT 1016 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,980 AWAY. 1017 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:06,980 I DON'T WANT TO -- 1018 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:07,980 >> SO YOU ARE AFRAID? 1019 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,980 >> YES. 1020 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:11,980 I'M SCARED. 1021 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,980 >> John: YEAH, THE GOVERNMENT, 1022 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:16,980 ACTING ON OUR BEHALF, DEPORTED 1023 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,000 BERTA BACK TO HONDURAS, WHERE 1024 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,960 YOU SHOULD KNOW, SHE ONCE AGAIN 1025 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,980 FLED, AND IS CURRENTLY LIVING 1026 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:21,980 IN LIMBO IN MEXICO. 1027 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,980 AND THE TRAGIC THING IS, IN SOME 1028 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,980 WAYS, SHE'S LUCKIER THAN MANY 1029 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,980 ASYLUM SEEKERS. 1030 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:27,980 SHE AT LEAST HAD A LAWYER AND 1031 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,980 HER CASE WAS HEARD. 1032 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:31,980 BUT FOR SO MANY, ESPECIALLY NOW, 1033 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,980 THERE'S JUST NO TELLING IF OR 1034 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,980 WHEN THEY'LL EVEN GET THAT FAR. 1035 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:35,980 AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING, "WELL, 1036 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:39,000 WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THIS?" 1037 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,020 THERE IS ACTUALLY ONE THING YOU 1038 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,980 CAN DO. 1039 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,980 YOU CAN VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN. 1040 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,000 AND I KNOW THAT SOUNDS 1041 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:45,960 SIMPLISTIC, ESPECIALLY 1042 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,980 CONSIDERING THAT OUR IMMIGRATION 1043 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:47,980 POLICY HAS BEEN PRETTY SHITTY 1044 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:49,940 UNDER DEMOCRATIC ADMINISTRATIONS 1045 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,980 TOO, LIKE THE ONE JOE BIDEN WAS 1046 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:54,980 IN FOR EIGHT YEARS. 1047 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:55,980 AND I AM NOT SAYING HE'S THE 1048 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:56,980 PERFECT CANDIDATE, FAR FROM IT. 1049 00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:57,980 I PERSONALLY FIND HIS OPPOSITION 1050 00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,980 TO MEDICARE FOR ALL UTTERLY 1051 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:00,980 RIDICULOUS, ESPECIALLY IN 1052 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,980 THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. 1053 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,980 ALSO, I THINK AVIATOR GLASSES 1054 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,980 SHOULD ONLY BE WORN BY 1055 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:06,980 HOT PILOTS, CUTE BABIES, AND 1056 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:09,980 CUTE BABY PILOTS. 1057 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:10,980 BUT THE FACT IS, A LOT OF OUR 1058 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,980 IMMIGRATION POLICY IS SET SOLELY 1059 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:14,980 BY THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH. 1060 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,980 AND YOU SHOULD KNOW, BIDEN HAS 1061 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:19,000 EXPLICITLY PROMISED TO END THE 1062 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,980 REMAIN IN MEXICO POLICY AND 1063 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,980 RESTORE ASYLUM ELIGIBILITY FOR 1064 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:22,980 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SURVIVORS AND 1065 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:27,980 VICTIMS OF GANG PERSECUTION. 1066 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,100 AND THOSE COULD BE 1067 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,020 LIFE-SAVING CHANGES. 1068 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:30,980 ONE IMMIGRATION ATTORNEY WE 1069 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:31,980 SPOKE WITH HAS SAID, 1070 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,980 "I SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY TELLING 1071 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:40,000 ASYLUM-SEEKERS STUCK IN MEXICO, 1072 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,020 "WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 1073 00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:41,000 THIRD." 1074 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:41,540 THEY CRY. 1075 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,020 THEY PRAY. 1076 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:42,980 THEY ASK ABOUT THE LATEST POLLS. 1077 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:43,980 I SHOW MY COUNTDOWN TIMER. 1078 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,980 THEY SHOW ME THEIR SCARS." 1079 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,980 AND OBVIOUSLY, BIDEN WILL HAVE 1080 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:49,980 TO DO A LOT MORE, AND WE'LL HAVE 1081 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:50,980 TO HOLD HIM TO THE PROMISES HE'S 1082 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:51,980 MADE, BUT WE CAN'T BEGIN 1083 00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:53,820 TO FIX THE DAMAGE DONE BY THIS 1084 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,980 ADMINISTRATION UNTIL WE REPLACE 1085 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:56,980 THE ADMINISTRATION ITSELF. 1086 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,980 IF WE EVEN WANT A SHOT 1087 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:01,980 AT CHANGE, IT'S ON US TO VOTE, 1088 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:02,980 AND THEN ADVOCATE LIKE LIVES 1089 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:04,980 DEPEND ON IT. 1090 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,980 BECAUSE THE FACT IS, WE BADLY 1091 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:07,980 NEED AN ASYLUM SYSTEM THAT 1092 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,980 WORKS. 1093 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:10,980 AND THAT IS ONE THAT'S BASED ON 1094 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,980 COMPASSION, DUE PROCESS, AND OF 1095 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,980 COURSE, ULTIMATELY, CANNIBALISM 1096 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,980 BY A GIANT GREEN STATUE. 1097 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:21,000 AND NOW THIS. 1098 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,020 ♪ ♪ 1099 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:23,980 >> Announcer: AND NOW, LIKE WE 1100 00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:25,980 SAID, THE MOVIE TASTE OF PEOPLE 1101 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:28,000 ON CNBC IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU 1102 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:28,020 THINK IT IS. 1103 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:31,980 >> A LOT OF THIS IS LIKE "THE 1104 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:32,980 GODFATHER, JUST BUSINESS. 1105 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:34,980 >> I CALL IT THE GODFATHER THREE 1106 00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:35,980 STOCK MARKET. 1107 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:36,980 HOWEVER MUCH INVESTORS WANT TO 1108 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,980 GET OUT, THE PRICE STRUCTURE 1109 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:39,980 KEEPS PULLING THE BACK END. 1110 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:40,980 >> JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS 1111 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,000 OUT, THEY ARE PULLING ME BACK 1112 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,020 IN. 1113 00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:46,000 >> THAT IS USED A LOT. 1114 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,020 >> "THE GODFATHER." 1115 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,000 >> NO, YOU PULLED ME BACK IN. 1116 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,860 I MEAN, FOR AN ABSOLUTELY AWFUL 1117 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,980 MOVIE, I MEAN, THAT -- THAT 1118 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:55,000 DEFINITELY IS -- I MEAN, 1119 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:55,020 COMPARED -- 1120 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,980 >> THAT IS AN AWFUL MOVIE? 1121 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,980 >> COMPARED TO G1 AND G2. 1122 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:00,980 SPEAK ANOTHER TIME HAS COME UP 1123 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,980 TO CLEAN UP THE SHIP, TO TAKE 1124 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,980 CARE OF THE FAMILY BUSINESSES IN 1125 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:05,980 THE "THE GODFATHER." 1126 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,980 >> IT'S KIND OF LIKE 1127 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,000 "THE GODFATHER" 3, NOT THAT 1128 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:09,020 IMPORTANT. 1129 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:11,000 >> AS THEY SAY IN 1130 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,020 "THE GODFATHER," THIS IS THE 1131 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:11,980 LIFE WE CHOSE. 1132 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:15,000 >> I WAS REMINDED BY THE 1133 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,020 SOLILOQUY THAT MARLON BRANDO 1134 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:19,980 GIVES ABOUT SONNY SAYING THINGS 1135 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:20,980 YOU SHOULDN'T SAY, HOTHEADED. 1136 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,980 >> IS THAT "ON THE WATERFRONT?" 1137 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:26,980 >> "ON THE WATERFRONT?" 1138 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:28,980 >> I DON'T WASH DIANE KEATON 1139 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:31,980 MOVIES BECAUSE HER CHARACTER 1140 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,000 ABORTED MICHAEL CORLEONE'S BABY 1141 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,020 AND "THE GODFATHER." 1142 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:36,980 >> I CAN RELATE THAT BACK TO THE 1143 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,980 DISNEY SITCOM. 1144 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:38,980 >> John: THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1145 00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:40,980 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1146 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:42,000 WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 1147 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,020 GOOD NIGHT. 1148 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:48,000 ♪ ♪