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WELCOME, WELCOME,

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WELCOME TO

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"LAST WEEK TONIGHT"!

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I'M JOHN OLIVER, THANKS FOR

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JOINING US.

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IT HAS BEEN A BUSY WEEK!

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ISRAEL ATTACKED MILITARY TARGETS

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IN IRAN, AND AN E. COLI OUTBREAK

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WAS TIED TO MCDONALD'S, YET WAS

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STILL SOMEHOW THE SECOND MOST

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REVOLTING THING INSIDE ONE THIS

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WEEK.

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BUT WITH THE ELECTION JUST NINE

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DAYS AWAY, WE'RE GOING TO DO

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SOMETHING A BIT DIFFERENT

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TONIGHT, AND COVER TWO MAIN

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STORIES, BOTH RELATED TO

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IMMIGRATION.

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THE SUBJECT OF THE STATUE OF

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GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR,

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YOUR HUDDLED MASSES, YEARNING TO

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BREATHE FREE," WHICH I BELIEVE

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"COME IN

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BITCHES, LET'S GET TWISTED,"

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AFTER IT WAS DEEMED "SIMPLY TOO

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GOOD."

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IN THE FINAL CAMPAIGN STRETCH,

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TRUMP'S FOCUSED RELENTLESSLY ON

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IMMIGRATION, AND IT HAS GOTTEN

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UGLY.

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THEY'RE COMING FROM 181

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COUNTRIES AS OF YESTERDAY,

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RIGHT, AND WE'RE A DUMPING

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GROUND.

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WE'RE LIKE A-- WE'RE

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LIKE A GARBAGE CAN FOR THE

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WORLD.

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THESE ARE STONE-COLD KILLERS.

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THEY'LL WALK INTO YOUR KITCHEN,

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THEY'LL CUT YOUR THROAT.

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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'D CALL THEM

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PEOPLE.

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IN SOME CASES, THEY'RE NOT

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PEOPLE, IN MY OPINION, BUT I'M

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NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT, BECAUSE

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THE RADICAL LEFT SAYS THAT'S A

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TERRIBLE THING TO SAY.

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THEY'RE DESTROYING THE BLOOD OF

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OUR COUNTRY.

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THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

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THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY.

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THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I SAID

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THAT, AND I NEVER READ MEIN

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KAMPF.

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THEY SAID, "OH, HITLER SAID THAT

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IN A MUCH DIFFERENT WAY."

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OKAY, FOR A START,

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IMMIGRANTS AREN'T DESTROYING THE

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BLOOD OF OUR COUNTRY.

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IF ANYTHING, MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA

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BLAST IS DOING THAT, AND LET ME

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BE THE FIRST TO SAY I FOR ONE

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WELCOME THE POISON.

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BUT IT IS WILD THAT TRUMP'S

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RESPONSE TO BEING TOLD HE'S

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QUOTING HITLER IS "NO, HE SAID

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IT DIFFERENTLY."

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ESPECIALLY BECAUSE NOT THAT

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"ALL GREAT

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CULTURES OF THE PAST PERISHED

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ONLY BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL

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CREATIVE RACE DIED OUT FROM

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BLOOD POISONING."

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SO SAME GENERAL IDEA, JUST A BIT

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MORE COHERENT.

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I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS, WHEN

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IT COMES TO RHETORIC,

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TRUMP'S NO HITLER.

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LET HIM COOK?

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BUT IT'S MORE THAN JUST RHETORIC

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ABOUT IMMIGRANTS-- TRUMP'S ALSO

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MADE A VERY SPECIFIC PROMISE.

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AS SOON AS I TAKE THE OATH OF

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OFFICE, WE WILL BEGIN THE

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LARGEST DEPORTATION OPERATION IN

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THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY.

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EVEN LARGER THAN THAT OF

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PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER

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MANY YEARS AGO.

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HE WAS A BIG DEPORTATION PERSON.

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OKAY, FIRST, IT'S A

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HELL OF A THING TO BE CITING

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EISENHOWER, GIVEN HIS PROGRAM--

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WHICH DEPORTED HUNDREDS OF

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THOUSANDS OF MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS

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- IS WIDELY SEEN AS BOTH A

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HISTORY, WHILE ALSO HAVING A

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NAME I'M LITERALLY UNWILLING TO

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SAY ON TV.

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IT'S ONE OF MANY FACTS YOU MAY

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NOT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT EISENHOWER,

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ALONG WITH "HE WAS THE FIRST

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PRESIDENT TO RIDE IN A

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HELICOPTER, AND THE FIRST TO

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HE'S ON THE COVER OF "WOMEN'S

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HEALTH MAGAZINE" UNDER THE

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HOW TO FEEL FABULOUS

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AT ANY AGE!"

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MASS DEPORTATION IS A

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CORNERSTONE PLEDGE FOR THE TRUMP

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CAMPAIGN.

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IT WAS PROMOTED ON SIGNS AT THE

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REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, AND IS

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REFERENCED IN THE PARTY'S

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PLATFORM.

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AND IT SEEMS TO HAVE

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WIDESPREAD BACKING, GIVEN ONE

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SURVEY FOUND IT HAS AT LEAST

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SOME SUPPORT FROM 54% OF

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AMERICANS, AND 86% OF

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REPUBLICANS.

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AND TRUMP SUPPORTERS WILL TELL

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YOU THEY LOVE THE IDEA OF

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MASS DEPORTATION, EVEN IF THEY

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HAVEN'T THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT THE

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THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE

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BREAKING THE LAWS OF THIS

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COUNTRY, THAT CAME ACROSS HERE

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ILLEGAL, ARE GOING TO BE MASS

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DEPORTED.

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MASS DEPORTATIONS, THAT'S

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WHAT TRUMP'S CALLING FOR.

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THAT'S MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

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WELL, THE PEOPLE THAT ARE

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HERE ILLEGALLY, I DON'T HAVE ANY

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PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE COMING HERE,

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MY GRANDPARENTS CAME HERE, BUT

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THEY DID IT THE RIGHT WAY.

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MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THOUGH.

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I DON'T CARE.

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I THINK IT HAS TO HAPPEN.

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I THINK CITIZENS HAVE TO BE

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BEHIND IT.

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HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S

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POSSIBLE TO DO THAT HUMANELY?

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I DON'T KNOW THAT, BUT I'M

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CONFIDENT TRUMP CAN DO IT.

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ARE YOU?

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LOOK, THERE ARE THINGS I'M

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PARAPHRASE HITLER, EMOTIONALLY

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ABUSE HIS CHILDREN, EVENTUALLY

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DIE ON THE TOILET.

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BUT UNLIKE AUNT BEDAZZLEHAT

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HERE, I DON'T THINK "FIGURING

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OUT HOW TO HUMANELY DEPORT

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MILLIONS OF PEOPLE" IS ONE OF

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THEM.

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THE FACT IS, A LOT OF PEOPLE

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SEEM TO BE SUPPORTING SOMETHING

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RIGHT NOW WHOSE IMPLICATIONS

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THEY MAY NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND.

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SO GIVEN THAT, TONIGHT, LET'S

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TALK ABOUT TRUMP'S MASS

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DEPORTATION PLAN.

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WE'LL BE TALKING A LOT ABOUT THE

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LOGISTICS OF MASS DEPORTATION,

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THE MORALITY

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OF IT IS DESPICABLE.

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IMMIGRANTS ARE HUMAN BEINGS, NO

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MATTER WHAT MCDONALD'S WORST

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EMPLOYEE SAYS.

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WITH THAT SAID, LET'S START WITH

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THE SHEER SIZE OF WHAT TRUMP'S

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PROPOSING.

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BECAUSE HIS CAMPAIGN CLAIMS

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THERE ARE 20 TO 25 MILLION

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"ILLEGAL ALIENS" IN THE COUNTRY

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- DESPITE EXPERTS SAYING IT'S

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ROUGHLY HALF THAT, WITH ONE

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GROUP PLACING THE NUMBER AROUND

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13 MILLION PEOPLE.

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SO THEY'RE ALREADY OFF BY THE

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"POPULATION OF OHIO."

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BUT THAT STILL LEAVES THE TASK

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OF REMOVING 13 MILLION PEOPLE--

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MANY OF WHOM, INCIDENTALLY, ARE

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SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY

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AND HAVE LIVED HERE FOR DECADES.

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ALSO, DEPORTING SOMEONE ISN'T AS

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SIMPLE AS FINDING THEM, NOT

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LIKING THEIR PAPERWORK AND

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PUTTING THEM ON A PLANE.

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IT USUALLY REQUIRES AN ARREST,

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DETENTION, LEGAL PROCESSING, AND

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ONLY THEN, REMOVAL.

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AND TO CARRY OUT OVER 13 MILLION

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ARRESTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF

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TIME, IT'S BEEN ESTIMATED THE

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GOVERNMENT WOULD NEED TO HIRE

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BETWEEN 220,000 AND 409,000 NEW

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GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES AND LAW

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ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS.

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AS FOR THE DETENTION PART, THINK

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FOR A SECOND WHAT IT WOULD

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ENTAIL TO DETAIN 13 MILLION

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PEOPLE.

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BEAR IN MIND, THE MOST RECENT

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DATA HAS THE ENTIRE U.S. PRISON

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AND JAIL POPULATION AT AROUND

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1.9 MILLION.

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AND WE HAVE A LOT OF PRISONS AND

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JAILS IN THIS COUNTRY.

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THEY'RE KIND OF OUR THING.

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IF WE HAD A SLOGAN IT SHOULD

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HOME OF

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JAILS AND THE KFC DOUBLEDOWN.

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AND THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WILL

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SOMETIMES PRETEND THEY'VE TAKEN

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THIS INTO CONSIDERATION--

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HERE'S JD VANCE, GAMING OUT A

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POSSIBLE APPROACH.

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NOW YOU'VE GOT 20 MILLION, 25

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MILLION PEOPLE.

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YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO

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DO WITH THEM.

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AND I GUESS THE WAY THAT I THINK

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ABOUT IT, BILL, IS, YOU KNOW,

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IT'S KIND OF LIKE BEING ASKED,

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WELL, YOU HAVE A SANDWICH AND

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IT'S 10 TIMES THE SIZE OF YOUR

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MOUTH.

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HOW DO YOU ACTUALLY EAT THE

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WHOLE THING?

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AND YOU TAKE IT ONE BITE AT A

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TIME, RIGHT?

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AND I THINK YOU START WITH THE

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MILLION MOST VIOLENT, MOST

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CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIEN ELEMENT.

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THERE'S PROBABLY, OF THE 20

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MILLION, THERE'S PROBABLY A

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MILLION WHO'VE COMMITTED SOME

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VIOLENT CRIME.

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THAT'S AN ESTIMATE.

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BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO

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THE TRUTH.

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YOU DEPORT THEM FIRST AND YOU

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FOCUS ON THEM FIRST.

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OKAY, FIRST-- AND I

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KNOW THIS ISN'T THE POINT-- I

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DIDN'T KNOW BILL O'REILLY STILL

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HAD A SHOW.

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I HAD THE VAGUE, UNINTERROGATED

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SENSE THAT HE DIED WHEN ROGER

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AILES DID, EITHER BECAUSE I

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THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME

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PERSON OR BECAUSE THAT SEEMS

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LIKE A PLAUSIBLE MURDER-SUICIDE,

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I DON'T KNOW, THE SUBCONSCIOUS

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IS HARD TO PIN DOWN.

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BUT SECOND, "ONE BITE AT A TIME"

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IS AN INCREDIBLY CALLOUS WAY TO

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REFER TO MASS DEPORTATION, EVEN

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BEFORE YOU GET TO HIS CASUAL

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"ONE MILLION OF THEM ARE

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PROBABLY VIOLENT CRIMINALS," A

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STATISTIC SOURCED TO "THAT'S AN

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ESTIMATE, BUT I THINK IT'S

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PRETTY CLOSE TO THE TRUTH."

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AND FOR THE RECORD, TO DEPORT

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JUST A MILLION PEOPLE A YEAR

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WOULD STILL COST AN ESTIMATED

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$88 BILLION ANNUALLY, WITH THE

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MAJORITY OF THAT GOING TOWARD

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BUILDING DETENTION CAMPS.

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OVER A DECADE THAT'D COST NEARLY

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$1 TRILLION.

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AND TO BE CLEAR, MY BIGGEST

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PROBLEM WITH "WE'D SPEND NEARLY

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$1 TRILLION ON DETENTION CAMPS

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FOR IMMIGRANTS" IS NOT THE

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TRILLION-DOLLAR PART.

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I DON'T WANT TO SEE A HEADLINE

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TOMORROW THAT SAYS "JOHN OLIVER

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BLASTS DETENTION CAMPS AS TOO

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EXPENSIVE."

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BUT I DO THINK IT'S WORTH

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RECOGNIZING THE EXTENT TO WHICH

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TRUMP AND VANCE ARE FULL OF SHIT

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FROM A PRACTICAL STANDPOINT AS

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WELL AS A MORAL ONE.

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BUT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF

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ARGUMENT, LET'S SAY MASS

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DEPORTATION WERE A REALISTIC

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POLICY.

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IT STILL WOULDN'T SOLVE THE

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PROBLEMS THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S

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CLAIMING IT WOULD.

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IN FACT, IT'D MAKE THEM WORSE.

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BECAUSE THEY'RE CONSTANTLY

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CLAIMING DEPORTATIONS ARE THE

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SOLUTION TO UNEMPLOYMENT,

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HOUSING PRICES, AND CRIME.

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SO LET'S TAKE EACH IN TURN,

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STARTING WITH JOBS.

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HISTORICALLY, DEPORTATION HAS

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ACTUALLY INCREASED UNEMPLOYMENT

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IN THIS COUNTRY.

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A STUDY OF THE OBAMA YEARS FOUND

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THAT "WHEN 500,000 UNDOCUMENTED

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IMMIGRANT WORKERS WERE FORCED

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OUT OF THE COUNTRY, 44,000 FEWER

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JOBS WERE HELD BY U.S.-BORN

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WORKERS."

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WHICH MAY SEEM COUNTERINTUITIVE.

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BUT WHAT'S OFTEN HAPPENED IS,

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COMPANIES THAT RELY ON

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IMMIGRANTS FOR THEIR CUSTOMER

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BASE OR THEIR WORKFORCE, END UP

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SHUTTING DOWN.

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AND AS IMMIGRANTS THEMSELVES

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WILL TELL YOU-- THEY MIGHT BE

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THE ONLY ONES WILLING TO DO

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CERTAIN WORK.

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THE THING IS IF HE WINS, HE

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KICKS OUT ALL THE IMMIGRANTS.

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THOSE WHO WORK HERE IN

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CONSTRUCTION AND EVERYTHING,

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THEY'RE IMMIGRANTS.

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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE A GRINGO

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FILLING HIS FEET WITH CEMENT OR

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CARRYING BRICKS OR CARRYING THIS

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OR CLEANING.

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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE IT.

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THAT'S BLUNT, BUT TRUE.

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THERE ARE CERTAIN JOBS, AND

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WHOLE INDUSTRIES, RELIANT ON

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IMMIGRANT LABOR.

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IN OUR PIECE ON FARMWORKERS, WE

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SHOWED YOU A VIRAL VIDEO OF A

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FARMER EXPLAINING HE COULDN'T

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HIRE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO HARVEST

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HIS FIELDS, SO THE PRODUCE WAS

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ROTTING.

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IN THAT PARTICULAR CASE, IT WAS

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ASPARAGUS, SO IT WAS A MINOR

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TRAGEDY AT BEST.

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BUT THE BROADER POINT STANDS.

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AND REMOVING 13 MILLION PEOPLE

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- WHO SPEND MONEY IN THEIR

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COMMUNITIES-- WOULD BADLY HURT

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THE ECONOMY.

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IN FACT, EXPERTS HAVE SAID MASS

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DEPORTATION WOULD LEAD TO A LOSS

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OF SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 4% AND 7%

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OF ANNUAL GDP, WHICH

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WOULD BE A CRASH ON PAR WITH THE

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GREAT RECESSION.

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AND I'M NOT AN ECONOMIST,

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DESPITE LOOKING LIKE I WAS LEFT

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ON THE DOORSTEP OF AN AUDITOR'S

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OFFICE AS A BABY, BUT MY

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UNDERSTANDING IS THAT THE GREAT

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RECESSION WAS BAD.

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SO THAT'S UNEMPLOYMENT.

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WHAT ABOUT HOUSING?

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BECAUSE THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS

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PROMISING MASS DEPORTATION WILL

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ALSO FIX OUR HOUSING CRISIS.

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THIS IS SIMPLE SUPPLY AND

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DEMAND, MY FRIENDS.

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WE'VE GOT TO DO TWO THINGS TO

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LOWER THE PRICE OF HOUSING--

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TWO THINGS TO LOWER THE PRICE OF

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HOUSING FOR NEVADANS IS WE'VE

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GOT TO BUILD MORE HOUSES AND

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WE'VE GOT TO DEPORT THE ILLEGAL

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ALIENS SO THAT AMERICAN HOMES GO

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TO AMERICAN CITIZENS.

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OKAY, EVEN IF THAT

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WASN'T TOTAL BULLSHIT, JD

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VANCE'S VERY EXISTENCE IS PROOF

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THAT SUPPLY AND DEMAND DOESN'T

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ALWAYS WORK.

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THERE WAS NO DEMAND FOR A

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BUSINESS-PILLED BEARDED

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SYCOPHANT THAT GETS ROUTINELY

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IGNORED BY TRUMP-- WE ALREADY

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HAVE TWO OF THOSE AND WE BARELY

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EVEN USE THEM.

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AND YET, HERE WE ARE WITH AN

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UNNECESSARY THIRD.

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THE FACT IS, MANY ECONOMISTS

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THINK LARGE-SCALE DEPORTATIONS

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COULD ACTUALLY BACKFIRE AND MAKE

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THE HOUSING CRISIS WORSE, SINCE

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- AS YOU JUST SAW POINTED OUT

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- UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANTS ARE A

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KEY PART OF THE CONSTRUCTION

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INDUSTRY, AND "NATIONALLY, MASS

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DEPORTATION WOULD REMOVE 1.5

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MILLION WORKERS FROM THE

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CONSTRUCTION WORKFORCE."

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INCLUDING MORE THAN 1 IN 3

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ROOFERS, CEILING TILERS, STUCCO

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MASONS, PLASTERERS AND DRYWALL

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INSTALLERS."

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IN FACT, ONE PROFESSOR WHO

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STUDIES IMMIGRATION SAYS THAT IN

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THE LONG RUN IMMIGRANTS ARE THE

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SOLUTION TO THE HOUSING CRISIS.

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WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS, YOU CAN'T

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INCREASE THE SUPPLY OF HOUSING.

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AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

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J.D. VANCE, THAT SUPPLY AND

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DEMAND IN ACTION.

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I'M GUESSING YOU'LL SOLVE

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POVERTY BY COMPARING IT TO A

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TURKEY FUCKING RUBIN.

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AND FINALLY, THERE'S THE CLAIM

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MASS DEPORTATION WILL REDUCE

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VIOLENT CRIME.

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AS WE'VE DISCUSSED BEFORE, FOR

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ALL THE COVERAGE ISOLATED

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INCIDENTS GET, RESEARCH SHOWS

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IMMIGRANTS ARE LESS LIKELY TO

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COMMIT CRIMES THAN U.S.-BORN

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PEOPLE, AND FBI DATA SHOWS

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VIOLENT CRIME HAS ACTUALLY GONE

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DOWN SINCE 2020.

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IT'S ONE OF THE GENUINELY GOOD

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DECREASES SINCE THEN, ALONG WITH

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THE AMOUNT OF ZOOM FAMILY

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DINNERS AND THE NUMBER OF ALIVE

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HENRY KISSINGERS.

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ONE WAS ONE TOO MANY.

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BUT DESPITE THAT, TRUMP'S

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CONTINUED MAKING LURID

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ACCUSATIONS.

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THERE WERE HIS BULLSHIT CLAIMS

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OF PET EATING IN SPRINGFIELD,

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OHIO, BUT HE'S ALSO FALSELY

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CLAIMED AURORA, COLORADO, IS THE

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VICTIM OF A VENEZUELAN GANG

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TAKEOVER.

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IT'S AN ACCUSATION THAT

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ORIGINATED WITH THIS VIRAL VIDEO

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OF MEN WITH GUNS, KNOCKING ON AN

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APARTMENT DOOR.

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THAT CLIP FRIGHTENED A LOT OF

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PEOPLE, BUT TO BE CLEAR-- THE

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REPUBLICAN MAYOR OF AURORA HAS

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FLAT-OUT SAID, "A VENEZUELAN

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GANG IS NOT IN CONTROL OF THOSE

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APARTMENT COMPLEXES," AND THE

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CITY HAS NOT BEEN TAKEN OVER OR

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INVADED OR OCCUPIED BY MIGRANT

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GANGS.

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BUT NONE OF THAT STOPPED TRUMP

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FROM GOING TO AURORA TO PUSH FOR

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MASS DEPORTATION, WITH THE HELP

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OF STEPHEN MILLER, WHO EVEN

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BROUGHT ALONG SOME VISUAL AIDS.

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LOOK AT ALL THESE PHOTOS

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AROUND ME.

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ARE THESE THE KIDS YOU GREW UP

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WITH?

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ARE THESE THE NEIGHBORS YOU WERE

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RAISED WITH?

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ARE THESE THE NEIGHBORS THAT YOU

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WANT IN YOUR CITY?

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NO!

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NO.

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THESE ARE THE CRIMINAL MIGRANTS

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THAT KAMALA HARRIS BROUGHT INTO

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YOUR COMMUNITY.

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AND AS SWIFTLY AS THEY CAME,

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DONALD TRUMP WILL SEND THEM

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BACK.

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OKAY, FOR THE RECORD,

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IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE

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YOU DON'T WANT AS YOUR NEIGHBOR?

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STEPHEN MILLER WOULD BE TOP OF

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MY LIST.

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IMAGINE GETTING UP IN THE

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MORNING, LOOKING ACROSS YOUR

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YARD AND SEEING THAT FUCKING GUY

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STANDING THERE, LOOKING LIKE A

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MINION'S PENIS.

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ALSO, QUICK SIDE NOTE: IF YOU'RE

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WONDERING WHAT THIS THING IS?

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IT'S A FAIR QUESTION, AND THAT'S

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A TRUMPY BEAR.

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A STUFFED BEAR WITH TRUMP'S

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HAIR, A TIE, AND DISTURBINGLY

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HUMAN EYES.

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IT LOOKS LIKE PADDINGTON BEAR IF

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HE HAD MULTIPLE HEMORRHOIDS.

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IT LOOKS LIKE A CARE BEAR THAT

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WON'T STOP CALLING THE OTHER

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CARE BEARS GAY.

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BUT DON'T LET THAT BEAR DISTRACT

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YOU FROM THE FACT YOU JUST SAW A

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CROWD BAITED INTO BOOING

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PICTURES OF HISPANIC PEOPLE WHO

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"DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR

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NEIGHBORS."

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AT THAT EVENT, TRUMP ANNOUNCED

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PLANS FOR SOMETHING HE CALLS

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"OPERATION AURORA," AND HIS

516
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:30,475
CAMPAIGN HAS SINCE DESCRIBED THE

517
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:30,942
CITY AS "A WAR ZONE."

518
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,744
AND THAT SPECIFIC LANGUAGE

519
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,878
POINTS TO WHAT HIS REAL END GAME

520
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,046
HERE MIGHT LOOK LIKE.

521
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,648
BECAUSE WHILE-- AGAIN-- TRUMP

522
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:38,316
CAN'T DEPORT 13 MILLION, OR EVEN

523
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,417
1 MILLION, PEOPLE OVERNIGHT.

524
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:42,186
AND MASS DEPORTATION WON'T FIX

525
00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:43,087
ANY OF THE PROBLEMS HE SAYS IT

526
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:43,287
WILL.

527
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:45,590
HE COULD STILL USE AURORA-STYLE

528
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,624
PANICS TO GIVE HIMSELF A TON OF

529
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,226
POWER.

530
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,728
HERE HE IS, AT THAT RALLY,

531
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,864
GAMING OUT A KEY PIECE OF IT.

532
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,333
I WILL INVOKE THE ALIENS

533
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,634
ENEMY ACT OF 1798.

534
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,936
THINK OF THAT.

535
00:13:58,937 --> 00:14:01,873
1798.

536
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:02,640
THIS WAS PUT THERE IN 1798.

537
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:07,945
THAT IS A LONG TIME AGO, RIGHT?

538
00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:08,546
TO TARGET AND DISMANTLE EVERY

539
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:09,447
MIGRANT CRIMINAL NETWORK

540
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,483
OPERATING ON AMERICAN SOIL.

541
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:13,918
OKAY, 1798 IS "A LONG

542
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,486
TIME AGO," I RELUCTANTLY CONCEDE

543
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,822
THAT POINT.

544
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,390
BUT THE ACT HE'S DESCRIBING

545
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,158
THERE IS TERRIFYING.

546
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,526
IT'S A LAW THAT ALLOWS FOR

547
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,393
SUMMARY DEPORTATION OF PEOPLE

548
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,462
FROM COUNTRIES WITH WHICH THE

549
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,297
UNITED STATES IS AT WAR, THAT

550
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:26,898
HAVE INVADED THE U.S., OR THAT

551
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,066
HAVE ENGAGED IN "PREDATORY

552
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,167
INCURSIONS."

553
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:35,907
IT WAS LAST USED DURING WORLD

554
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:36,507
WAR II AS THE LEGAL AUTHORITY

555
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:37,075
FOR INTERNING IMMIGRANTS OF

556
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:37,675
JAPANESE, GERMAN, AND ITALIAN

557
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,142
DESCENT.

558
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:38,810
AND EXPERTS ARE CONCERNED THAT A

559
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:39,610
PRESIDENT LIKE TRUMP COULD

560
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,045
RECOGNIZE A CARTEL AS THE DE

561
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:41,612
FACTO GOVERNMENT OF MEXICAN

562
00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:48,519
TERRITORY, THEN PROCLAIM A

563
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,387
MIGRANT "INVASION" PERPETRATED

564
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,555
BY THE CARTEL "'GOVERNMENT," AND

565
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,122
IN DOING SO GIVE HIMSELF A

566
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:51,622
TURBOCHARGED DEPORTATION

567
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:51,889
AUTHORITY.

568
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:52,457
THAT WAY, HE COULD QUICKLY

569
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,193
REMOVE NON-CITIZENS - EVEN GREEN

570
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:55,827
CARD HOLDERS-- WITHOUT ANY DUE

571
00:14:55,828 --> 00:15:02,902
PROCESS.

572
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,336
AND WHILE THERE'D BE LEGAL

573
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:05,937
CHALLENGES, THE COURTS ARE NOW

574
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:06,537
MUCH MORE TRUMP-FRIENDLY THAN

575
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,105
THEY WERE EIGHT YEARS AGO.

576
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:07,772
AND EVEN IF TRUMP DOESN'T CHOOSE

577
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:08,339
TO GO THAT FAR, OR DOES GET

578
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,041
STOPPED BY THE COURTS, IT'S

579
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:10,842
WORTH REMEMBERING WHAT HE WAS

580
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,043
ABLE TO DO IN HIS FIRST TERM

581
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,444
ANYWAY.

582
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,112
BECAUSE IN ADDITION TO THE

583
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:14,812
ENDLESS CIRCUS OF OUTRAGEOUS

584
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:15,980
NONSENSE BACK THEN-- LIKE

585
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,315
HOSTING A FAST-FOOD BANQUET, OR

586
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,484
STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN,

587
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,019
OR DOING A LOUD HONK HONK IN A

588
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,154
BIG VROOM VROOM-- HE ALSO

589
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:26,391
AGGRESSIVELY RAMPED UP

590
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:26,991
IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT, USING

591
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,826
LARGE-SCALE "WORKSITE RAIDS,"

592
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,661
WHICH INVOLVED IMMIGRATION

593
00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:31,229
AGENTS STORMING WORKPLACES.

594
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,297
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED IN 2019,

595
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:34,032
WHEN ICE CARRIED OUT MASSIVE

596
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,200
RAIDS ON CHICKEN PROCESSING

597
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:36,834
PLANTS ACROSS CENTRAL

598
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,636
MISSISSIPPI, ARRESTING 680

599
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,738
WORKERS IN WHAT MAY HAVE BEEN

600
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:41,539
THE LARGEST-EVER WORKPLACE

601
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,241
OPERATION IN ANY SINGLE STATE.

602
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,609
AND THESE WEREN'T SWEEPS FOR

603
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,411
"VIOLENT CRIMINALS."

604
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,212
THEY WERE ATTACKS ON WORKING

605
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,148
PEOPLE WHOSE ONLY OFFENSE WAS

606
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:50,882
BEING UNDOCUMENTED.

607
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,216
MORE THAN 350 WERE DEPORTED, AND

608
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,519
MANY OTHERS ARE STILL AWAITING

609
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:54,886
COURT DECISIONS.

610
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,521
MANY OF THE FAMILIES BROKEN UP

611
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,422
THAT DAY REMAIN SEPARATED HALF A

612
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,624
DECADE LATER.

613
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,492
AND THE TRAUMA OF THOSE RAIDS ON

614
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,393
FAMILIES AND CHILDREN WAS TRULY

615
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,961
AWFUL-- AND I'LL WARN YOU, THIS

616
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,564
IS HARD TO WATCH.

617
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:07,832
I'M SCARED AND I'M CRYING

618
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:08,666
BECAUSE OF MY DAD AND MOM.

619
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:13,738
I WANT MY DAD.

620
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,972
THESE HISPANIC PEOPLE THEY

621
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,507
AREN'T DOING NOTHING BAD.

622
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:21,446
THEY'RE NOT STEALING NOTHING.

623
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,847
MY DAD BOUGHT ME EVERYTHING FOR

624
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:23,314
ME TO LIVE OVER HERE.

625
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:23,581
THE RENT.

626
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,215
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO

627
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,618
EAT.

628
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:32,423
I NEED MY DAD FOR ME.

629
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,058
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO

630
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:34,392
DO RIGHT NOW.

631
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:34,992
MY DAD DIDN'T DO NOTHING, HE'S

632
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,060
NOT A CRIMINAL.

633
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,196
YEAH, WE DID THAT.

634
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,864
AND WE'RE APPARENTLY A COIN-FLIP

635
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,033
AWAY FROM GOING EVEN FURTHER.

636
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,701
AND A LOT OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS

637
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,303
SEEM TO BE IN DENIAL ABOUT

638
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,104
EXACTLY WHAT A PLAN OF MASS

639
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,672
DEPORTATION WOULD ENTAIL.

640
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,306
AND THAT'S A FRUSTRATING PATTERN

641
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,775
HERE.

642
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,510
IN TRUMP'S FIRST TERM, THIS

643
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,811
LOCAL BUSINESS OWNER IN INDIANA

644
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,179
WAS DEPORTED, TO THE APPARENT

645
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:55,747
SHOCK OF THE PEOPLE IN HIS

646
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,515
COMMUNITY.

647
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,584
IT JUST FEELS WRONG.

648
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,585
THE COMMUNITY IS BETTER FOR

649
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,619
HAVING SOMEONE LIKE HIM.

650
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,720
I MEAN, HE SHOWED UP HERE

651
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,856
WITH JUST THE SHIRT ON HIS BACK

652
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,490
AND HE'S A RESTAURANT OWNER 20

653
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,126
YEARS LATER.

654
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:08,860
I MEAN, THAT'S-- AND HE WORKED

655
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,861
HIS BUTT OFF TO GET THERE, I'VE

656
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,728
SEEN IT.

657
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,230
THEY'RE ALL STRONG SUPPORTERS

658
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,399
OF ROBERTO BERISTAIN, THOUGH

659
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400
FOUR OUT OF SIX OF THEM VOTED

660
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,601
FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP.

661
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,202
I VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE HE

662
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,271
SAID HE WAS GOING TO GET RID OF

663
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,041
THE BAD-- THE BAD HOMBRES.

664
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,777
ROBERTO IS A GOOD HOMBRE.

665
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,113
WELL, A COUPLE OF

666
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,449
THINGS ABOUT THAT.

667
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,283
FIRST, IF SHOWING UP WITH THE

668
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,651
SHIRT ON YOUR BACK AND WORKING

669
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:34,285
HARD FOR 20 YEARS MAKES SOMEONE

670
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:34,852
A GOOD HOMBRE, I'VE GOT SOME

671
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:35,887
NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT A WHOLE LOT

672
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,221
OF IMMIGRANTS.

673
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:37,822
BUT ALSO, HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE

674
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,123
EVEN BEGIN TO APOLOGIZE FOR A

675
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,925
SITUATION LIKE THAT?

676
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,326
I DON'T THINK HALLMARK SELLS

677
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,127
CARDS THAT SAY "SORRY WE

678
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,128
INADVERTENTLY GOT YOU DEPORTED

679
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,697
BECAUSE WE ASSUMED TRUMP WOULD

680
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,931
ONLY BE RACIST AGAINST HISPANICS

681
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,034
WE DIDN'T KNOW PERSONALLY."

682
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,869
AND I REALLY WANT TO HOPE PEOPLE

683
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:55,239
ARE WAVING AROUND SIGNS WITHOUT

684
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:55,740
UNDERSTANDING WHAT "MASS

685
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,341
DEPORTATION" ACTUALLY MEANS IN

686
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,975
PRACTICE.

687
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,511
BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, THE PEOPLE

688
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,180
CAMPAIGNING ON IT ABSOLUTELY DO,

689
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,348
AND IT'S HORRENDOUS.

690
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,882
SO WHAT CAN WE DO?

691
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:08,519
WELL, THERE'S THE OBVIOUS, AND

692
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:08,953
THAT'S VOTE.

693
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:09,887
BUT IT'S ALSO WORTH TALKING TO

694
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,489
PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE, WHO ARE

695
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,056
CONCERNED ABOUT IMMIGRATION,

696
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,024
ABOUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT TO

697
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,192
HAPPEN HERE.

698
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,394
BECAUSE OUR SYSTEM DEFINITELY

699
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,995
NEEDS FIXING, BUT THERE ARE MUCH

700
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,230
MORE HUMANE WAYS TO DO THAT--

701
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:20,398
AND EVEN SOME REPUBLICANS SEEM

702
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,532
OPEN TO THAT IDEA.

703
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,934
BECAUSE WHILE-- AS I MENTIONED

704
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,669
EARLIER-- THE SLOGAN "MASS

705
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,337
DEPORTATION" POLLS DEPRESSINGLY

706
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,772
WELL, A RECENT STUDY SHOWED THAT

707
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,474
WHEN PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY GIVEN

708
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,975
A SPECIFIC CHOICE BETWEEN MASS

709
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,211
DEPORTATION AND PATHWAYS TO

710
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,979
CITIZENSHIP AS AN IMMIGRATION

711
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,015
POLICY-- SPECIFICALLY OUTLINING

712
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,282
HOW EACH MIGHT WORK--

713
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,751
MAJORITIES IN EVERY SWING STATE

714
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,386
PREFERRED THE PATH TO

715
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,687
CITIZENSHIP.

716
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:43,588
IN FACT, EVEN AMONG REPUBLICANS,

717
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,589
IN FIVE OF SIX SWING STATES, IT

718
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,592
WAS PREFERRED.

719
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,393
WHICH SUGGESTS THAT WHEN PEOPLE

720
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,461
GENUINELY UNDERSTAND WHAT THESE

721
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,996
POLICIES LOOK LIKE, THEY TEND TO

722
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,132
CHOOSE THE LESS PUNITIVE ONE.

723
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,433
AND I DO BELIEVE THE VAST

724
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,901
MAJORITY WANT TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT

725
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,237
FOR THE IMMIGRANTS THEY KNOW.

726
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,872
THE TASK IS TO EXTEND THAT SAME

727
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:01,506
HUMANITY TO THE IMMIGRANTS THEY

728
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,741
DON'T.

729
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,144
AND THAT'S A TASK BOTH PARTIES

730
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:06,778
WOULD DO WELL TO ADOPT.

731
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,945
BECAUSE DEMOCRATS HAVE NOT BEEN

732
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,380
STELLAR ON THIS ISSUE, EITHER.

733
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,649
OBAMA HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST

734
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,052
DEPORTATIONS IN A SINGLE YEAR,

735
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:14,719
AND BIDEN'S IMMIGRATION POLICIES

736
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,654
- AS WE'VE DISCUSSED MULTIPLE

737
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,388
TIMES-- HAVE BEEN HAPHAZARD AT

738
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:22,427
BEST.

739
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,127
SO I'D HOPE A POTENTIAL HARRIS

740
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:23,695
ADMINISTRATION WOULD DO MUCH

741
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,297
BETTER THAN THE ONE SHE'S BEEN

742
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:26,931
PART OF, AND BEGIN A MUCH NEEDED

743
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,366
OVERHAUL OF A SYSTEM BADLY IN

744
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:33,472
NEED OF REPAIR.

745
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,039
IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT THE ONES THAT

746
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:35,440
BROKE THIS SYSTEM.

747
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,074
ON THE CONTRARY, THEY'RE MAKING

748
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,175
THE MOST OF THE SPLINTERED

749
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,177
SHARDS WE'VE GIVEN THEM AND

750
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,378
CONTINUING TO BUILD LIVES,

751
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,279
COMMUNITIES, AND THIS COUNTRY

752
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,246
INTO SOMETHING BETTER, RICHER

753
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,681
AND STRONGER.

754
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:50,054
AND THE VERY LEAST WE CAN DO FOR

755
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:50,888
THEM IS TO GO OUT ON

756
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,190
NOVEMBER 5TH AND NOT PICK A

757
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,424
PRESIDENT WHO DEMONIZES THEIR

758
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,460
EXISTENCE, ADVOCATES FOR THEIR

759
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,260
SUFFERING, AND HAS PROVEN

760
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,695
MULTIPLE TIMES THAT HE IS, TO

761
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,863
PUT IT MILDLY, A BAD FUCKING

762
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,097
HOMBRE.

763
00:19:59,098 --> 00:19:59,897
AND NOW THIS.

764
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:05,470
AND NOW,

765
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,438
DREW BARRYMORE WOULD LIKE TO

766
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,040
TELL YOU ABOUT HER FAVORITE

767
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,408
FOOD.

768
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,709
MY NUMBER ONE FOOD ON PLANET

769
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,677
EARTH THAT I CAN EAT EVERY DAY

770
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,146
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IS

771
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,014
MACARONI AND CHEESE.

772
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,749
TO SPEAK OF MY FAVORITE FOOD ON

773
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,851
EARTH IS MACARONI AND CHEESE AND

774
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,853
I USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO EAT

775
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:22,053
SOME.

776
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:27,225
MY FAVORITE FOOD ON PLANET

777
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:27,425
EARTH.

778
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,995
YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE FOOD

779
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:31,162
IS?

780
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,830
MACARONI AND CHEESE.

781
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,865
I TOTALLY TURNED TO

782
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,232
MAC AND CHEESE.

783
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,834
I HAVE TO GET A BOWL OF MACARONI

784
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,735
AND CHEESE.

785
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,737
IF BUT MACARONI AND CHEESE IS MY

786
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,239
HAPPY PLACE AND MY DOWNFALL AND

787
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,640
EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.

788
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,008
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BOX

789
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:47,612
MACARONI CHEESE?

790
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,479
NO.

791
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:48,846
COPY THAT.

792
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,648
FOR REAL?

793
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,750
WELL.

794
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,987
I SAMPLE MY KIDS EVERYTHING,

795
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:56,888
ESPECIALLY THE MACARONI AND

796
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:57,221
CHEESE.

797
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,456
OF MACARONI AND CHEESE.

798
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,258
I HIT THE BOX OF MACARONI AND

799
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,192
CHEESE REAL HARD.

800
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,294
I JUST WANT TO MOTORBOAT THIS

801
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,629
MACARONI AND CHEESE.

802
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,098
EVEN MACARONI AND CHEESE.

803
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:11,103
MY FAVORITE!

804
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,739
MOVING ON.

805
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,340
FOR OUR SECOND STORY TONIGHT,

806
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,508
WE'RE GOING TO KEEP TALKING

807
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:17,909
ABOUT IMMIGRATION.

808
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,444
I'M INTIMATELY FAMILIAR WITH THE

809
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,545
U.S. IMMIGRATION PROCESS, HAVING

810
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:21,112
FINALLY BECOME A CITIZEN IN

811
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,816
2019.

812
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,217
IT WAS A LONG, STRESSFUL

813
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,418
PROCESS, CAPPED BY A MOVING

814
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:28,386
NATURALIZATION CEREMONY AT

815
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:31,923
WHICH, AMONG OTHER THINGS, I

816
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,193
GAVE THIS AWKWARD THUMBS-UP AND

817
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:35,760
ALSO I GOT THIS LITTLE FLAG!

818
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:36,361
BUT ONE PART OF THE CEREMONY

819
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,328
STUCK IN MY HEAD.

820
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,696
AND IT'S SOMETHING MILLIONS OF

821
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,431
NATURALIZED CITIZENS HAVE

822
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:40,832
EXPERIENCED.

823
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,167
HERE'S FOOTAGE FROM A DIFFERENT

824
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,102
CEREMONY THAT SAME YEAR, WHERE

825
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:44,669
THEY EXPLAIN WHAT'S ABOUT TO

826
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,570
HAPPEN.

827
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,704
AT THIS TIME, PLEASE DIRECT

828
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:47,672
YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FRONT FOR

829
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,408
A CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE FROM

830
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,309
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP FOLLOWED

831
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,244
BY AN INSPIRATIONAL VIDEO

832
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,380
PRESENTATION OF "GOD BLESS THE

833
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,047
USA" BY LEE GREENWOOD.

834
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,215
IT'S TRUE.

835
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,983
RIGHT AFTER A MESSAGE FROM THE

836
00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,984
PRESIDENT, EVERYONE THERE HAD TO

837
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,052
SIT THROUGH A MUSIC VIDEO FOR

838
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:01,919
LEE GREENWOOD'S "GOD BLESS THE

839
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:02,687
USA."

840
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:09,394
AND IT'S EXACTLY AS WEIRD AS IT

841
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:10,028
SOUNDS.

842
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:10,428
HERE'S WHAT IT WAS

843
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:10,828
LIKE IN THAT ROOM.

844
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,596
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN

845
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:17,902
AMERICAN...

846
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:24,208
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE.

847
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:24,809
AND I GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO

848
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:28,179
YOU.

849
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:35,255
AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.

850
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:38,956
BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NOW DOUBT I

851
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:39,323
LOVE THIS LAND.

852
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:40,793
GOD BLESS THE USA.

853
00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,394
YEAH, ONE OF THE

854
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,629
MOST MEANINGFUL MOMENTS OF YOUR

855
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,064
LIFE, EVERYONE FEELS COMPELLED

856
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,565
TO AWKWARDLY WAVE THEIR LITTLE

857
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,435
FLAG AROUND, WHILE THINKING,

858
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:53,404
"HOW LONG IS THIS SONG,

859
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:53,671
EXACTLY?"

860
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:54,939
AND I GOT CURIOUS ABOUT THE

861
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,541
PRESENCE OF THAT SONG AT THE

862
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,041
CEREMONY, SO WE DID SOME

863
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:57,809
DIGGING.

864
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,143
BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO ANY OF

865
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:02,914
THAT, A BIT OF BACKGROUND ON

866
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:07,485
"GOD BLESS THE USA"-- WHICH IS

867
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,186
UNDENIABLY A PATRIOTIC SONG.

868
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:08,820
SINCE ITS RELEASE IN 1984, IT'S

869
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:09,287
HAD MULTIPLE SURGES IN

870
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:09,921
POPULARITY, USUALLY AT DIFFICULT

871
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:10,555
MOMENTS FOR THE COUNTRY.

872
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,689
GENERAL NORMAN SCHWARTZKOPF IS

873
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:12,323
SAID TO HAVE PLAYED THE SONG TO

874
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,459
HIS STAFF THE NIGHT BEFORE

875
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,593
OPERATION DESERT STORM, AND

876
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,862
AFTER 9/11, IT WAS SO

877
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:18,596
UBIQUITOUS, IT RE-ENTERED THE

878
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:19,130
SINGLES CHARTS, PEAKING AT

879
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,365
NUMBER 16.

880
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,200
AND WHILE LEE GREENWOOD'S

881
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,068
REPEATEDLY CLAIMED HIS SONG'S

882
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,471
APOLITICAL, HE DEFINITELY ISN'T.

883
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:27,872
HE'S PERFORMED IT AT A LOT OF

884
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,207
CONSERVATIVE EVENTS OVER THE

885
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,742
YEARS.

886
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:36,280
HERE HE IS SINGING IT FOR RONALD

887
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:37,215
REAGAN AT THE 1988 RNC, HERE

888
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:37,815
HE IS MODIFYING THE WORDS TO

889
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:38,449
"GOD BLESS THE NRA" FOR ONE OF

890
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,784
THEIR NATIONAL CONVENTIONS, AND

891
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,119
HERE HE IS BECOMING THE THIRD

892
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,353
PERSON EVER INDUCTED INTO THE

893
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,321
CPAC HALL OF FAME, WHILE

894
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:48,126
RECEIVING AN AWARD THAT LOOKS

895
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:48,726
LIKE THE WORLD'S FIRST FERRERO

896
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,628
ROCHER PIGEON.

897
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:51,262
MORE RECENTLY, GREENWOOD'S BEEN

898
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:51,829
A BIG BOOSTER FOR PRESIDENT

899
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,899
TRUMP.

900
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,367
HE PLAYED HIS INAUGURAL,

901
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,001
INTRODUCED TRUMP AT THIS YEAR'S

902
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,336
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, AND

903
00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,303
SERENADED HIM EARLIER THIS MONTH

904
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:00,672
WHEN HE RETURNED TO BUTLER,

905
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,206
PENNSYLVANIA, MAKING HIS MUSIC

906
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:02,840
THE SECOND-WORST THING TO HAPPEN

907
00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:07,211
TO SOMEONE'S EARS THERE.

908
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,212
NOW, INTERESTINGLY, GREENWOOD'S

909
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,614
NEVER HAD A HIT ANYWHERE CLOSE

910
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,015
TO "GOD BLESS THE USA,"

911
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:13,151
SOMETHING HE INSISTS HE'S

912
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,218
TOTALLY FINE WITH.

913
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:15,353
HE'S SAID, "IF YOU'RE GOING TO

914
00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,555
HAVE TO BE KNOWN FOR SOMETHING,

915
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:18,623
BE KNOWN FOR SOMETHING REALLY

916
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:24,195
POWERFUL AND REALLY GOOD...

917
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:27,065
I'D HATE TO HAVE "PURPLE RAIN"

918
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:27,598
OR "MARGARITAVILLE" BE MY

919
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:27,965
SIGNATURE SONG."

920
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:28,599
WHICH IS JUST AN INSANE DRIVE-BY

921
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,934
AGAINST TWO OBJECTIVELY BETTER

922
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:30,768
ARTISTS.

923
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,438
YOU'D HATE TO BE KNOWN FOR

924
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:34,172
"MARGARITAVILLE," A SONG THAT

925
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,540
BECAME A RESTAURANT FRANCHISE

926
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:36,708
AND A BROADWAY MUSICAL?

927
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,076
BULLSHIT.

928
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:42,780
AND I'M NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE

929
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:43,348
"PURPLE RAIN" THING, BECAUSE

930
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:43,948
PRINCE ISN'T KNOWN FOR PURPLE

931
00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:49,520
RAIN, HE'S KNOWN FOR BEING

932
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:50,088
PRINCE, EXCEPT FOR THE '90s,

933
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:50,655
WHEN HE WAS KNOWN FOR BEING

934
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:51,255
WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS, AND

935
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:51,823
HIS SIGNATURE SONG IS ALL OF

936
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:52,390
THEM.

937
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:54,325
BUT THE TRUTH IS, A LOT OF

938
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:54,926
PEOPLE DO LOVE "GOD BLESS THE

939
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:55,927
USA," AND GREENWOOD'S FOUND AS

940
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:58,129
MANY WAYS AS POSSIBLE TO

941
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:02,700
MONETIZE THAT FACT, SELLING "GOD

942
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:05,670
BLESS THE USA FIREWORKS," A

943
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,270
CHILDREN'S BOOK, SILVER COINS,

944
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:06,604
AND EVEN THIS.

945
00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:07,005
INTRODUCING THE

946
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,673
LIMITED-EDITION "GOD BLESS THE

947
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,042
USA" BIBLE, INSPIRED BY LEE

948
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:11,809
GREENWOOD'S PATRIOTIC ANTHEM.

949
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:14,912
BUT "GOD BLESS THE USA"

950
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:16,014
LARGE-PRINT, LEATHER-BOUND KING

951
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,916
JAMES BIBLE ALSO CONTAINS

952
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:20,485
THE U.S. CONSTITUTION,

953
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,720
THE BILL OF RIGHTS, THE

954
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,288
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, AND

955
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:25,156
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

956
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:30,328
ALONG WITH A HANDWRITTEN CHORUS

957
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,262
TO LEE GREENWOOD'S SONG

958
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:31,696
"GOD BLESS THE USA."

959
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:32,263
IF DOING THAT TO A

960
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,297
BIBLE SEEMS ODD TO YOU, YOU'RE

961
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:34,399
NOT ALONE.

962
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,834
EVEN CHRISTIANITY TODAY

963
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,136
PUBLISHED A BLOG POST

964
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:38,770
CRITICIZING IT, SAYING WE AGREE

965
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:39,837
THAT IT IS ESSENTIAL TO KNOW THE

966
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,973
CONTENT OF THIS NATION'S

967
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:42,407
FOUNDING DOCUMENTS.

968
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,041
WE DO NOT BELIEVE, HOWEVER, THAT

969
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,276
THEY SHOULD BE PUBLISHED AS

970
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,611
THOUGH THEY ARE AN EXTENSION OF

971
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:46,911
GOD'S WORD."

972
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:48,780
A LINE OF CRITIQUE THE PRESIDENT

973
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,481
OF THE MARKETING COMPANY THAT

974
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:51,082
CREATED THE BIBLE RESPONDED TO

975
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,550
BY SAYING, "IT'S GOT SEPARATION

976
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:56,120
PAGES."

977
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:56,854
TO WHICH I REALLY HOPE

978
00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:59,924
CHRISTIANITY TODAY RESPONDED

979
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:00,758
"OH, SEPARATION PAGES, LA DI

980
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:00,925
DAH.

981
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,360
WE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD SEPARATION

982
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,062
PAGES, FUCK YOU."

983
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:04,996
BUT THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T DO

984
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:09,634
THAT, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW.

985
00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:10,968
ALSO, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, THIS

986
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:14,906
DOESN'T REALLY LOOK SEPARATED.

987
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:15,773
THAT'S THE PRINTED WORDS OF THE

988
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:16,374
BIBLE NEXT TO THE HANDWRITTEN

989
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,542
WORDS OF A SONG CHORUS, LOOKING

990
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:18,376
LIKE A YEARBOOK SIGNATURE FROM

991
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,178
YOUR WORST CLASSMATE.

992
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:21,245
"PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE

993
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,847
AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE?"

994
00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:25,616
JESUS CHRIST, DYLAN C, JUST

995
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:26,751
WRITE "KEEP IN TOUCH," SPACE IS

996
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:30,722
LIMITED, AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN

997
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:33,424
HOT.

998
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,627
OH, ONE MORE THING, THAT BIBLE

999
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:37,095
COSTS $60.

1000
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:37,862
AND IF YOU'RE THINKING, "WHO'D

1001
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:38,396
BE SO NAKEDLY CRASS TO BE

1002
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:38,930
ASSOCIATED WITH A $60 LEE

1003
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:42,467
GREENWOOD-BRANDED BIBLE?"

1004
00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:43,067
YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO

1005
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:43,434
THAT.

1006
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,168
I'M PROUD TO BE PARTNERING

1007
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:44,736
WITH MY VERY GOOD FRIEND LEE

1008
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:45,236
GREENWOOD.

1009
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,137
WHO DOESN'T LOVE HIS SONG "GOD

1010
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:50,141
BLESS THE USA", IN CONNECTION

1011
00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:51,042
WITH PROMOTING THE "GOD BLESS

1012
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,044
THE USA BIBLE"?

1013
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,212
ALL AMERICANS NEED A BIBLE IN

1014
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:56,214
THEIR HOME, AND I HAVE MANY.

1015
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,849
IT'S MY FAVORITE BOOK.

1016
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:58,483
IT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FAVORITE

1017
00:26:58,484 --> 00:26:59,217
BOOK.

1018
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:04,222
SURE.

1019
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:04,822
YEAH, SURE, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE

1020
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:05,289
BOOK.

1021
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:05,923
THAT'S WHY THE MOST FAMOUS TIME

1022
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:08,526
YOU WERE SEEN WITH A BIBLE, YOU

1023
00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:13,097
HELD IT LIKE A MODEL ON

1024
00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:14,065
"DEAL OR NO DEAL" SHOWING OFF

1025
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:14,732
THE BRIEFCASE NUMBER, THEN

1026
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:15,833
STARED AT IT LIKE YOU'D NEVER

1027
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,168
SEEN A BOOK BEFORE.

1028
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:18,369
FUN FACT, TRUMP APPARENTLY

1029
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,037
MADE $300,000 FOR ENDORSING THAT

1030
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:19,771
BIBLE.

1031
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,005
WE ASKED LEE GREENWOOD HOW MUCH

1032
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:23,141
HE MADE AND HE DECLINED TO

1033
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:29,113
ANSWER, BUT SAID, "YES, I HAVE

1034
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:30,081
MADE MONEY FROM THE BIBLE-- IT

1035
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:30,548
IS PART OF BUSINESS."

1036
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:31,149
AND IT DOESN'T END THERE--IN

1037
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,150
2016, GREENWOOD FILED A

1038
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:32,750
TRADEMARK FOR THE PHRASE "GOD

1039
00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:34,085
BLESS THE USA," STATING IT'D BE

1040
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:34,819
USED ON "ACCENT PILLOWS;

1041
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,555
DECORATIVE CENTERPIECES OF WOOD;

1042
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:38,189
DECORATIVE WALL HANGINGS, NOT OF

1043
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:38,690
TEXTILE; HOME DECOR AND

1044
00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:41,693
ACCESSORIES."

1045
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:45,363
BASICALLY, THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE

1046
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:46,064
OF ANY HOME GOODS STORE.

1047
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:46,698
THAT APPLICATION WAS REJECTED IN

1048
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,299
2017 AND AGAIN ON APPEAL IN 2020

1049
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,600
BECAUSE, AS ONE ARTICLE PUT IT:

1050
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,802
"THE TRADEMARK OFFICE REGULARLY

1051
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,103
REJECTS PROPOSED MARKS WHERE

1052
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:55,006
CONSUMERS WOULD LIKELY PERCEIVE

1053
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:55,840
THEM AS MERELY COMMUNICATING THE

1054
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:58,142
ORDINARY MEANING OF WORDS."

1055
00:27:58,143 --> 00:27:59,177
A TRULY FANTASTIC REASON TO

1056
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,446
REFUSE A TRADEMARK.

1057
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,348
"WE'D LOVE TO HELP YOU, BUT

1058
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:07,318
LEGALLY SPEAKING, YA BASIC."

1059
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:08,386
BUT THAT DOES MAKES SENSE.

1060
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,754
"GOD BLESS THE USA" IS CLEARLY A

1061
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,689
GENERIC SENTIMENT.

1062
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,256
IT'S CERTAINLY NO "IT'S FIVE

1063
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:13,224
O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE."

1064
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:15,126
A PHRASE SUCCESSFULLY

1065
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:16,894
TRADEMARKED, BY THE WAY, BY

1066
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,263
MARGARITAVILLE ENTERPRISES, LLC.

1067
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,766
SUCK IT.

1068
00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,167
THE POINT IS, LEE GREENWOOD IS

1069
00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:25,303
CLEARLY VERY FOCUSED ON MAKING

1070
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,437
MONEY FOR LEE GREENWOOD-- EVEN

1071
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:27,005
WHEN DOING THINGS THAT MIGHT

1072
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:29,474
APPEAR ALTRUISTIC.

1073
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:30,842
JUST WATCH AS HE MAKES THIS

1074
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:31,409
SPECIAL OFFER REGARDING AN

1075
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,745
UPCOMING CONCERT.

1076
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,246
IN ALL OUR SHOWS, NO MATTER

1077
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,547
WHERE WE ARE, WE ALWAYS WANT TO

1078
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,149
HONOR OUR VETERANS.

1079
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:38,683
WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT

1080
00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:39,283
VETERANS AND THEIR CAREGIVERS

1081
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,419
CAN COME TO OUR PERFORMANCE.

1082
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,954
SO, IF YOUR LISTENERS WILL GO TO

1083
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,889
OUR WEBSITE, LeeGreenwood.com

1084
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,257
AND ADOPT A VET, FOR $100 YOU

1085
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,793
CAN PUT A VET AND CAREGIVER IN A

1086
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,128
SEAT TO WATCH THIS AMAZING

1087
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,829
TELEVISION PRODUCTION.

1088
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,598
BUT THAT'S NOT CHARITY.

1089
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,333
HE'S NOT GIVING ANYTHING AWAY.

1090
00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:56,768
HE'S JUST GETTING A DIFFERENT

1091
00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:58,603
PERSON TO PAY $100 FOR TICKETS

1092
00:28:58,604 --> 00:28:59,804
TO HIS CONCERT, AND TELLING

1093
00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:01,072
PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE SURE VETERANS

1094
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,373
CAN COME, AT SEEMINGLY NO

1095
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,742
FINANCIAL COST TO HIMSELF.

1096
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,177
IT'S LIKE THAT PHRASE ABOUT THE

1097
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,345
US MILITARY "ALL GAVE SOME, SOME

1098
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,113
GAVE ALL, LEE GETS 40% OF THE

1099
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,182
DOOR."

1100
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,417
AND ALL THAT BRINGS US BACK TO

1101
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:13,351
HIS SONG'S PRESENCE AT MY, AND

1102
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:14,619
MANY OTHERS' CITIZENSHIP

1103
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,787
CEREMONIES.

1104
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,055
BECAUSE EVEN THAT HAS BEEN A

1105
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,923
REVENUE STREAM FOR HIM.

1106
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,258
BECAUSE WHEN GREENWOOD'S REPS

1107
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,225
FOUND OUT HIS SONG WAS BEING

1108
00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:23,561
PLAYED AT CEREMONIES, THEY

1109
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:24,896
APPARENTLY FORCED USCIS TO ENTER

1110
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,597
INTO SETTLEMENT NEGOTIATIONS TO

1111
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,732
COMPENSATE HIM.

1112
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,434
WE FOUND THAT SENTENCE IN A

1113
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,802
GOVERNMENT-COMMISSIONED REPORT

1114
00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:31,636
ON INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAW,

1115
00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:33,504
BUT IT DIDN'T CONTAIN MUCH INFO

1116
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,405
ON WHAT'S HAPPENED SINCE.

1117
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,708
BUT WE WANTED TO KNOW MORE.

1118
00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:38,176
SO A FEW YEARS AGO, WE FILED A

1119
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:39,143
FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT

1120
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,578
REQUEST AND FOUND OUT THE

1121
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,846
GOVERNMENT ULTIMATELY PAID

1122
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,515
$22,000 TO UNIVERSAL MUSIC,

1123
00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,651
GREENWOOD'S MUSIC PUBLISHER, FOR

1124
00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:47,452
A SIX YEAR LICENSING CONTRACT,

1125
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,720
INCLUDING NEARLY FOUR YEARS IN

1126
00:29:48,721 --> 00:29:49,454
BACK PAY.

1127
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,755
WHICH IS BOTH A SURPRISINGLY

1128
00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:52,390
SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY, AND ALSO

1129
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:52,957
- I'D ARGUE-- $22,000 TOO

1130
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:56,160
MUCH.

1131
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:56,761
BUT IT GETS MUCH WEIRDER FROM

1132
00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:58,596
THERE.

1133
00:29:58,597 --> 00:29:59,397
BECAUSE IN 2018, THE GOVERNMENT

1134
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,299
SIGNED A NEW DEAL TO LICENSE THE

1135
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,934
PUBLISHING RIGHTS FOR AROUND

1136
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,369
$700 A YEAR.

1137
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:06,137
BUT THEN, DURING THE PANDEMIC,

1138
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,205
THERE WAS A SNAG WITH PAYMENTS,

1139
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,439
BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WANTED TO

1140
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,674
PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD, BUT

1141
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,209
UNIVERSAL INSISTED IT COULDN'T

1142
00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:12,010
TAKE CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS.

1143
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,978
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY

1144
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:14,812
EMAILS ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR

1145
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,347
PROBLEM THERE WERE.

1146
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,448
IN THE WAKE OF THAT ISSUE, THERE

1147
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,483
WAS APPARENTLY A LOT OF

1148
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:19,717
CONFUSION ABOUT WHETHER THE

1149
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:20,985
GOVERNMENT COULD USE THE SONG AT

1150
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,487
CEREMONIES OR NOT.

1151
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:23,921
BECAUSE WE TURNED UP EMAILS

1152
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,123
BETWEEN IMMIGRATION EMPLOYEES

1153
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,591
LIKE "IS THE LEE GREENWOOD SONG

1154
00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:27,458
ALLOWED NOW?"

1155
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:28,893
AND "I WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT

1156
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,628
LOSING MY MIND, HAVE WE BEEN

1157
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:31,629
GIVEN THE OKAY TO PLAY LEE

1158
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,064
GREENWOOD AGAIN?"

1159
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,399
THERE'S EVEN AN EXCHANGE WITH

1160
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,033
SOMEONE ASKING, "AM I THE ONLY

1161
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,200
ONE WHO LOVES THAT SONG?"

1162
00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,435
AND GETTING THE VERY FIRM REPLY,

1163
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:38,236
"YES.

1164
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:41,439
YOU ARE."

1165
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,909
EVENTUALLY, IT BECAME CLEAR THEY

1166
00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:45,910
DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE TO USE

1167
00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,012
THE SONG, AND STAFFERS WERE TOLD

1168
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,047
LAST NOVEMBER, "IT IS VERY

1169
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:50,314
IMPORTANT TO REITERATE THAT WE

1170
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,849
NO LONGER HAVE THE LICENSING

1171
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,486
RIGHTS TO PLAY THE LEE GREENWOOD

1172
00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:56,020
"GOD BLESS THE USA" SONG."

1173
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:56,654
A MESSAGE THAT STILL DIDN'T SEEM

1174
00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,289
TO GET THROUGH, GIVEN A NEWS

1175
00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,390
ARTICLE FROM THIS MAY ABOUT A

1176
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,559
NEW JERSEY CEREMONY MENTIONS NEW

1177
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,727
CITIZENS BEING CALLED UP ONE AT

1178
00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:04,629
A TIME, AS LEE GREENWOOD'S GOD

1179
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:05,596
BLESS THE USA PLAYED.

1180
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,131
AND HONESTLY, I'M NOT SURE WHY

1181
00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:08,733
IT'S BEING PLAYED AT CEREMONIES

1182
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:11,602
AT ALL.

1183
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:12,136
NOT JUST CONTRACTUALLY OR

1184
00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:12,737
EVEN MUSICALLY.

1185
00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:13,738
BUT BECAUSE GREENWOOD'S PAST

1186
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:14,505
REMARKS ABOUT IMMIGRANTS HAVE

1187
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,440
BEEN, TO SAY THE LEAST,

1188
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,241
OFF-MESSAGE.

1189
00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:17,842
HERE HE IS A FEW YEARS AGO, AT

1190
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:21,479
CPAC.

1191
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:21,979
HERE WE ARE IN A FREE

1192
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:22,613
COUNTRY, WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.

1193
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:23,448
WE HAVE IMMIGRANTS WHO COME HERE

1194
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:24,315
ALL THE TIME, AND THEY NEED TO

1195
00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:25,316
KNOW THIS.

1196
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,184
THEY NEED TO KNOW WE'RE STILL A

1197
00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:27,085
WESTERN COUNTRY THAT BELIEVES IN

1198
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:27,251
GOD.

1199
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,587
THAT'S IT.

1200
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:34,092
NO, THAT'S NOT IT!

1201
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,293
AND FELLOW IMMIGRANTS, I CAN'T

1202
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:36,427
DO NOT

1203
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:37,128
LISTEN TO LEE GREENWOOD!

1204
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:37,695
BECAUSE, AMONG OTHER THINGS,

1205
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:38,262
YOU'LL FAIL YOUR CITIZENSHIP

1206
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,565
TEST.

1207
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,500
THE FACT AMERICANS ARE FREE TO

1208
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,468
HAVE ANY RELIGION, OR NONE

1209
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,470
WHATSOEVER, IS AN ANSWER TO FOUR

1210
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:46,804
SEPARATE QUESTIONS ON IT,

1211
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,573
INCLUDING "WHAT IS FREEDOM OF

1212
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,574
RELIGION?"

1213
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:50,575
SO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S

1214
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,310
ACTUALLY ON THE TEST, NOT THE

1215
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:52,944
MAN DRESSED LIKE A LOAN SHARK IN

1216
00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:55,013
MOURNING.

1217
00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:56,180
AND WHEN IT COMES TO

1218
00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:57,515
UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRATION,

1219
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,150
GREENWOOD WILL QUICKLY JUMP TO

1220
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,885
THE NEGATIVE, LIKE THIS.

1221
00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:01,886
MY SONG "GOD BLESS THE USA"

1222
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:04,188
IS USED IN THE WELCOME FILM

1223
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,757
ALONG WITH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

1224
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:06,657
AND THE WELCOME FROM THE

1225
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:07,692
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

1226
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:09,327
THAT MAKES ME EXTREMELY PROUD.

1227
00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:12,130
WHAT DOES NOT MAKE ME PROUD IS

1228
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:14,399
THAT ANYBODY, ANY ADMINISTRATION

1229
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,000
PRIOR WHO HAS NOT SEALED OUR

1230
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:19,437
BORDER AND STOPPED PEOPLE FROM

1231
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:22,907
CHINA, FROM IRAN, OR ANY

1232
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:23,541
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION WHO WOULD

1233
00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:28,046
FLY TO MEXICO AND COME ACROSS

1234
00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:28,880
THE BORDER ILLEGALLY, FILTER

1235
00:32:28,881 --> 00:32:32,650
INTO OUR NATION AND WAITING TILL

1236
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:33,251
THEY'RE TOLD-- TO BE THE NEXT

1237
00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:33,651
TERRORIST ATTACK.

1238
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,353
IT IS COMING.

1239
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:36,320
OKAY, THAT'S OBVIOUSLY

1240
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:38,356
IDIOTIC, BUT I LOVE THE IDEA

1241
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,357
ASPIRING TERRORISTS ARE JUST

1242
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:40,458
SITTING AROUND AND WAITING TO BE

1243
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,193
TOLD THEY'RE "AMERICA'S NEXT

1244
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:43,027
TERRORIST ATTACK" LIKE THEY'RE

1245
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:46,664
ON BRAVO'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL

1246
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:47,065
NEW REALITY SHOW.

1247
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,700
AND LOOK, MAYBE YOU CAN LOOK

1248
00:32:48,701 --> 00:32:50,168
PAST ALL THIS.

1249
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,069
THE FACT GREENWOOD'S A TACKY

1250
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:52,537
BIBLE SALESMAN WITH VIEWS

1251
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:53,671
COMPLETELY AT ODDS WITH

1252
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:54,238
EVERYTHING A NATURALIZATION

1253
00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:56,574
CEREMONY REPRESENTS.

1254
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:57,742
MAYBE YOU CAN STOMACH HIS SONG

1255
00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:58,943
BEING USED, ON THE GROUNDS IT'S

1256
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:01,112
A UNIQUELY AMERICAN TRIBUTE TO

1257
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,046
THIS SINGULAR COUNTRY.

1258
00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:04,382
BUT IS IT?

1259
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,384
BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT, JUST FIVE

1260
00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:07,552
YEARS AFTER HE RELEASED "GOD

1261
00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:08,319
BLESS THE USA" HE RELEASED

1262
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,187
ANOTHER SONG.

1263
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,289
AND IT'S GOING TO SOUND VERY

1264
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,056
FAMILIAR TO YOU, UNTIL IT

1265
00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:14,992
SUDDENLY DOESN'T.

1266
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,128
AND I'M PROUD TO BE IN CANADA

1267
00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:20,698
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE.

1268
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:24,268
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO

1269
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:27,805
DIE, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.

1270
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:31,142
AND I'D GLADLY STAND UP, NEXT TO

1271
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:34,345
YOU, AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.

1272
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:39,650
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I

1273
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:44,222
LOVE THIS LAND, GOD BLESS YOU

1274
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:50,328
CANADA.

1275
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:50,862
THAT DOESN'T EVEN

1276
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:53,231
FUCKING RHYME!

1277
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:54,265
IT DOESN'T RHYME!

1278
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,133
YOU CAN'T KEEP "DEFEND HER STILL

1279
00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,734
TODAY" IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO

1280
00:33:56,735 --> 00:34:01,139
SING "GOD BLESS YOU CANADAY!"

1281
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:01,873
YOU CAN'T DO IT!

1282
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:02,473
BUT THE POINT IS, HE TOOK HIS

1283
00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:03,741
QUINTESSENTIALLY AMERICAN SONG

1284
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,177
AND SWITCHED A FEW WORDS SO IT'D

1285
00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:07,745
BE ABOUT CANADA INSTEAD.

1286
00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,147
THE REST OF IT IS HIM JUST

1287
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,815
FIND-AND-REPLACING CANADIAN

1288
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:11,349
PLACES FOR AMERICAN ONES.

1289
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:13,651
TAKE A LISTEN.

1290
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,821
FROM THE SHORES OF NOVA

1291
00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:20,525
SCOTIA TO THE FORESTS IN B.C.,

1292
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:24,796
MONTREAL TO WINNIPEG, FROM SEA

1293
00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:27,465
TO SHINING SEA.

1294
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,233
OH, COME ON.

1295
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,669
YOU CAN'T JUST PACK YOUR SONG IN

1296
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:32,704
WITH PLACE NAMES LIKE A MAD LIBS

1297
00:34:32,705 --> 00:34:34,172
AND CALL IT A DAY.

1298
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,473
YOU KNOW WHY?

1299
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:36,741
BECAUSE YOU'LL GET REAL YOUTUBE

1300
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:37,375
COMMENTS LIKE THIS ONE, SAYING,

1301
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:38,810
"I AM FROM RWANDA AND MR.

1302
00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:39,844
GREENWOOD HAS NOT MADE A VERSION

1303
00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:46,920
FOR US YET."

1304
00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:48,920
IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE, LEE!

1305
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:49,554
ALL OF THIS IS TO SAY THAT, FOR

1306
00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:50,188
MULTIPLE REASONS, I'D ARGUE LEE

1307
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:50,788
GREENWOOD'S SONG SHOULD NEVER

1308
00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:51,389
AGAIN BE PLAYED AT CITIZENSHIP

1309
00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:51,689
CEREMONIES.

1310
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,691
BECAUSE THEY DESERVE ONE

1311
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:54,192
GENUINELY UNIQUE TO THIS

1312
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,093
COUNTRY.

1313
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,894
A SONG THAT CELEBRATES THE

1314
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,162
NATION NEW AMERICANS ARE ABOUT

1315
00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:58,796
TO JOIN-- AND THE PROCESS

1316
00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,331
THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH-- WHILE

1317
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,300
ALSO NOT SOFT-PEDALING SOME HARD

1318
00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:04,769
TRUTHS ABOUT IT.

1319
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:09,040
AND THE GOOD NEWS IS, I THINK WE

1320
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,808
HAVE THE PERFECT SONG, PERFORMED

1321
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:11,909
BY AN ACTUAL AMERICAN TREASURE.

1322
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:13,778
AND NOT ONLY WILL WE NOT CHARGE

1323
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:14,379
THE GOVERNMENT $700 A YEAR FOR

1324
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,447
IT-- WE'RE NOT ASSHOLES--

1325
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,217
WE'LL ACTUALLY PAY THEM $701 A

1326
00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:21,786
YEAR IF THEY PLAY IT AT

1327
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:22,387
NATURALIZATION CEREMONIES FROM

1328
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,355
NOW ON. <i>úAND I COULD TELL YOU MORE ABOUT</i>

1329
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:30,028
IT, BUT HONESTLY, I'D RATHER

1330
00:35:30,029 --> 00:35:35,767
SHOW IT TO YOU.

1331
00:35:35,768 --> 00:35:37,268
YOU STUDIED HARD, YOU DID

1332
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,604
YOUR BEST, FILLED OUT THE FORMS

1333
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,673
AND PASSED THE TEST, NOW YOU'RE

1334
00:35:41,674 --> 00:35:45,510
PART OF A LAND THAT IS SO GOD

1335
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:48,846
BLESSED AND STARTING TODAY.

1336
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:52,184
YOUR AMERICAN.

1337
00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,324
THERE'S CORN DOGS, FIREWORKS

1338
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,827
LIGHTING UP THE SKY.

1339
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:07,298
NASCAR RODEO, BARBECUE, THAT

1340
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:11,035
STUFFS AMERICAN SO NOW ARE

1341
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:12,970
YOU.

1342
00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:15,073
WE'VE GOT PRESIDENTS AND OUR

1343
00:36:15,074 --> 00:36:20,278
LAWS, WE ARE A REAL BIG COUNTRY

1344
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,180
WITH REAL BIG PROBLEMS.

1345
00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:24,382
IF WE ARE KIND OF HOPING YOU

1346
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:27,352
COULD HELP US SOLVE THEM.

1347
00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:28,753
TELEVANGELISTS AND FOSSIL FUELS,

1348
00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,255
METAL DETECTORS IN ALL OF

1349
00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:32,256
SCHOOLS.

1350
00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:34,525
DRIVE-IN PRISONS AND

1351
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:34,859
MOUNTAIN DEW.

1352
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:38,129
THAT SUCH AMERICAN NOW THEY ARE

1353
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,964
YOUR PROBLEM TOO.

1354
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:46,471
THE WAR ON DRUGS.

1355
00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:49,440
TED FUCKING CRUZ, THEY ARE ALL

1356
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:56,516
AMERICAN AND SO ARE YOU.

1357
00:36:57,283 --> 00:37:02,320
NOWADAYS, IT'S HARD TO DO.

1358
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:05,023
HARD TO BE THE COUNTRY WE OUGHT

1359
00:37:05,024 --> 00:37:10,561
TO BE.

1360
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,764
YOU WEREN'T BORN HERE, YOU

1361
00:37:12,765 --> 00:37:17,035
VOLUNTEERED.

1362
00:37:17,036 --> 00:37:19,270
TO JOIN YOUR FAITH OF THE GREAT

1363
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:26,346
AND THE JUST PLAIN WEIRD.

1364
00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:31,382
THOUSANDS OF MEDICAL

1365
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:32,150
BANKRUPTCIES.

1366
00:37:32,151 --> 00:37:35,653
A PLANTATION WEDDINGS AND

1367
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:39,791
CHUCK E. CHEESE'S.

1368
00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:43,628
TORNADOES ON HALLOWEEN.

1369
00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:45,663
HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBER THE

1370
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:51,002
CREW, THAT STUFFS AMERICAN.

1371
00:37:51,003 --> 00:37:51,969
HERE'S TO THE FIGHT.

1372
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,372
OF THE BRIGHTEST ARE ON YOUR

1373
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:54,972
RIGHT.

1374
00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,040
WHEREVER YOU COME FROM, WHEREVER

1375
00:37:56,041 --> 00:38:01,946
YOU ROLE, WHERE ALL AMERICAN,

1376
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,982
THEY'RE ALL AMERICAN!

1377
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:07,452
THEY ARE ALL AMERICANS!

1378
00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:12,124
WELCOME HOME!

1379
00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:16,661
THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1380
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:17,762
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

1381
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:18,296
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

1382
00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:18,597
GOOD NIGHT!

1383
00:38:39,953 --> 00:38:42,453
PLANTATION WEDDINGS AND

1384
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,222
CHUCK E. CHEESE'S!

1385
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:52,397
HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED.

1386
00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:53,700
THE STUFFS AMERICAN.