1 00:02:01,851 --> 00:02:06,851 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:02:11,004 --> 00:02:14,472 Okay, what the fuck is going on? 3 00:02:14,474 --> 00:02:16,574 Who are you people? 4 00:02:16,576 --> 00:02:17,775 Why are you covered in blood? 5 00:02:17,777 --> 00:02:19,610 Why do you have my gun? 6 00:02:19,612 --> 00:02:22,180 Why does my neck hurt, who tased me? 7 00:02:22,182 --> 00:02:24,849 Kris, I fuckin' knew you killed that kid. 8 00:02:24,851 --> 00:02:26,217 I knew you were crazy like that. 9 00:02:26,219 --> 00:02:27,953 I need answers and I need 'em now! 10 00:02:27,955 --> 00:02:30,658 Shut the fuck up, sit down and listen! 11 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:39,097 Oh, my God, did you see the look on Santa's face? 12 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:41,265 I do think we made Santa's naughty list. 13 00:02:41,267 --> 00:02:44,202 That's because your guys' outfits are amazing. 14 00:02:44,204 --> 00:02:46,204 I should send this Santa picture to Brian. 15 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:47,639 No, don't even think about it! 16 00:02:47,641 --> 00:02:48,973 That ass clown hasn't called you in weeks! 17 00:02:48,975 --> 00:02:49,807 We're so putting these up on our 18 00:02:49,809 --> 00:02:51,710 fucking website for the world to see. 19 00:02:51,712 --> 00:02:54,179 Okay, so I got the box, Dahlia you got the wreath. 20 00:02:54,181 --> 00:02:55,482 What'd you get, Alexi? 21 00:02:56,717 --> 00:03:01,720 I totally chickened out, but I bought green nail polish. 22 00:03:01,722 --> 00:03:02,686 Boring! 23 00:03:02,688 --> 00:03:04,055 Why are you the enemy of fun? 24 00:03:04,057 --> 00:03:05,924 I should just take all of your Christmas presents 25 00:03:05,926 --> 00:03:07,925 and return them and wrap you some coal instead. 26 00:03:07,927 --> 00:03:10,762 You know better than to mess with me on Christmas. 27 00:03:10,764 --> 00:03:11,930 Oh, wait a sec. 28 00:03:11,932 --> 00:03:14,833 Um, is tomorrow the holiday you've been talking about 29 00:03:14,835 --> 00:03:16,935 every fucking day since Thanksgiving? 30 00:03:16,937 --> 00:03:19,037 Sure, tease me and then leave me. 31 00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:20,871 It's bad enough that I have to go to work right now. 32 00:03:20,873 --> 00:03:21,573 Work? 33 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:23,073 Somebody's gotta pay the rent, 34 00:03:23,075 --> 00:03:24,910 unless your dad wants to cover me? 35 00:03:24,912 --> 00:03:27,111 Well, what if I told you rent was covered? 36 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:28,913 And so's your shift. 37 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:30,080 What? 38 00:03:30,082 --> 00:03:30,948 The only puppies you're gonna 39 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:33,150 have to worry about today are these. 40 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:34,818 You're coming with us on an adventure. 41 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:35,654 Alright? 42 00:03:35,656 --> 00:03:36,591 Merry Christmas, bitch! 43 00:03:37,557 --> 00:03:39,056 You're crazy, you know that? 44 00:03:39,058 --> 00:03:42,192 Correction, we're fucking crazy! 45 00:03:49,937 --> 00:03:54,305 Hello, devoted fans, Sadie here and Dahlia. 46 00:03:54,307 --> 00:03:57,709 With our dear friend, Alexi. 47 00:03:57,711 --> 00:03:58,577 Hello! 48 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:00,311 It's Christmas fucking Eve and we're 49 00:04:00,313 --> 00:04:02,347 on our way to what might be the most exciting 50 00:04:02,349 --> 00:04:04,682 urban exploring adventure in history. 51 00:04:04,684 --> 00:04:07,818 So be sure to log on tomorrow for the full official video. 52 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:10,788 And you never know what dirty things will come your way. 53 00:04:26,673 --> 00:04:27,542 Man. 54 00:04:37,116 --> 00:04:38,984 There you go. 55 00:04:38,986 --> 00:04:40,951 What is it you guys do exactly when you're out there? 56 00:04:40,953 --> 00:04:43,121 You're telling me you've never seen a single 57 00:04:43,123 --> 00:04:45,026 one of the Adventure Girls videocasts? 58 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,059 I did once, yeah. 59 00:04:48,061 --> 00:04:50,695 Okay, then, which adventure was it? 60 00:04:50,697 --> 00:04:53,301 Uh, it was um, it was the factory one. 61 00:04:55,635 --> 00:04:56,801 Abandoned water park? 62 00:04:56,803 --> 00:04:57,936 I know, I'm a terrible friend. 63 00:04:57,938 --> 00:04:59,203 I haven't watched any of them. 64 00:04:59,205 --> 00:05:00,071 What do you guys do? 65 00:05:00,073 --> 00:05:01,806 Well, I know you go break into weird 66 00:05:01,808 --> 00:05:03,811 places and you film yourselves. 67 00:05:04,811 --> 00:05:07,979 But what is it that urban explorers actually do? 68 00:05:07,981 --> 00:05:09,948 I mean, we just go to awesome places, 69 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:11,316 people don't dare go to. 70 00:05:11,318 --> 00:05:13,284 And film ourselves running around. 71 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:15,220 And then there's the treasures. 72 00:05:15,222 --> 00:05:18,922 Yeah, we collect one keepsake from each place we explore. 73 00:05:18,924 --> 00:05:21,960 Oh, so it's kind of like, um, stealing? 74 00:05:21,962 --> 00:05:23,962 It's not stealing if it doesn't belong to anyone. 75 00:05:23,964 --> 00:05:25,864 These places have been closed forever. 76 00:05:25,866 --> 00:05:28,799 I hope Santa Land has some amazing swag! 77 00:05:28,801 --> 00:05:30,068 So, while you guys are doing all 78 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:32,037 that awesome stuff, what am I gonna do? 79 00:05:32,039 --> 00:05:34,239 Have the best fucking Christmas ever! 80 00:05:34,241 --> 00:05:35,109 Woo! 81 00:05:39,779 --> 00:05:42,380 This is what I have to do, I have to fucking pee. 82 00:05:53,726 --> 00:05:55,693 Well, it's 12:03, I guess it's 83 00:05:55,695 --> 00:05:57,397 socially acceptable to start drinking. 84 00:06:02,101 --> 00:06:03,203 Classy joint! 85 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:18,183 Hi, Merry Christmas! 86 00:06:18,185 --> 00:06:20,251 Oh, fuck Christmas! 87 00:06:20,253 --> 00:06:21,352 Isn't that right, Cherry? 88 00:06:21,354 --> 00:06:22,986 You heard him, girls. 89 00:06:22,988 --> 00:06:24,856 Fuck Christmas! 90 00:06:24,858 --> 00:06:25,724 What? 91 00:06:25,726 --> 00:06:26,961 Christmas is awesome! 92 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:39,503 What'll it be? 93 00:06:45,311 --> 00:06:47,145 Merry Christmas, bitches! 94 00:06:47,147 --> 00:06:47,946 Oh, shit. 95 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:49,780 Come on, all this shit you just 96 00:06:49,782 --> 00:06:52,150 buy into with Christmas, it's just that. 97 00:06:52,152 --> 00:06:53,820 It's bullshit! 98 00:06:55,488 --> 00:06:57,789 This how you welcome out-of-towners, Cherry? 99 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:59,758 Can't be good for business. 100 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:00,424 You know what? 101 00:07:00,426 --> 00:07:01,359 I think we better just go. 102 00:07:01,361 --> 00:07:03,994 Oh no, you're staying here now, honey. 103 00:07:03,996 --> 00:07:05,763 Looks like you just made a friend. 104 00:07:05,765 --> 00:07:07,832 You joining 'em for drinks, Sean? 105 00:07:07,834 --> 00:07:08,999 I'm on the clock. 106 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:09,936 Where's Jerry? 107 00:07:12,238 --> 00:07:13,772 For Christ's sake, Jerry! 108 00:07:13,774 --> 00:07:15,472 You've got to be kidding me! 109 00:07:15,474 --> 00:07:18,475 Jerry, you know your parole officer said no costumes! 110 00:07:18,477 --> 00:07:19,779 What is this? 111 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,049 So what'll it be, girls? 112 00:07:24,084 --> 00:07:26,987 Um, I think I'll have an eggnog, please. 113 00:07:35,828 --> 00:07:37,130 Oh, yeah! 114 00:07:39,099 --> 00:07:39,965 You know what? 115 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:41,398 I think we're just gonna down these 116 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,302 and get the hell out of here, okay? 117 00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:45,236 Man, I didn't touch any fucking kids! 118 00:07:45,238 --> 00:07:46,871 I know, I know, okay. 119 00:07:46,873 --> 00:07:48,539 They just want me to take you in for some questioning. 120 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,140 Now, are you gonna cooperate or are 121 00:07:50,142 --> 00:07:51,542 you gonna give me a hard time? 122 00:07:51,544 --> 00:07:54,445 Hey, he's been drunk in my bar for two days. 123 00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:57,816 Only gets up to make a mess in the bathroom. 124 00:07:57,818 --> 00:07:58,684 Some shit's been going down, 125 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:01,219 so we're asking the usual suspects. 126 00:08:01,221 --> 00:08:02,520 Pedophiles and such. 127 00:08:02,522 --> 00:08:03,987 I'm right fucking here, man! 128 00:08:03,989 --> 00:08:05,556 Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry. 129 00:08:05,558 --> 00:08:06,991 Sex offenders. 130 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:10,460 Don't chase him out, it's my one customer. 131 00:08:10,462 --> 00:08:11,799 That tips! 132 00:08:17,871 --> 00:08:19,837 I'm sorry to butt in, 133 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:22,073 but you said some shit was going down. 134 00:08:22,075 --> 00:08:23,277 Anything interesting? 135 00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:27,378 Uh, yeah, just some bear attacks 136 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:30,013 and some odd things around town. 137 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:32,318 Ooh, bears, production value? 138 00:08:33,953 --> 00:08:36,156 Honestly, odd isn't the right word. 139 00:08:37,057 --> 00:08:39,157 Look, I don't mean to cause an alarm or anything, 140 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:42,426 but some kids have been murdered. 141 00:08:42,428 --> 00:08:43,927 Oh, my goodness! 142 00:08:43,929 --> 00:08:47,165 Hey, are you a ranger or a cop? 143 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:51,138 Well, yeah, I'm no cop, but uh, I am packing. 144 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:57,041 Shouldn't you be chasing forest fires, not felons? 145 00:08:57,043 --> 00:08:58,012 Dahlia, shut up. 146 00:08:59,045 --> 00:09:01,378 Anyway, with everything going on around town 147 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:02,946 and it being Christmas and all, 148 00:09:02,948 --> 00:09:04,648 the police station's a little understaffed 149 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:07,384 and I know this forest like the back of my hand. 150 00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:08,987 Sorry, we didn't mean to waste your time 151 00:09:08,989 --> 00:09:11,122 or ask you all those silly questions. 152 00:09:11,124 --> 00:09:12,389 No bother, ladies. 153 00:09:12,391 --> 00:09:14,325 I'd rather talk to you than hunt down bears, 154 00:09:14,327 --> 00:09:16,628 but if you need anything when you're in town 155 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:19,967 or see anything suspicious, don't hesitate to call me. 156 00:09:25,605 --> 00:09:26,604 Ooh, call me! 157 00:09:26,606 --> 00:09:27,604 Shut up! 158 00:09:28,507 --> 00:09:31,411 Okay, but seriously, kids murdered? 159 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:33,277 Maybe we should leave. 160 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:35,079 Oh no, no, no, no, I missed work for this. 161 00:09:35,081 --> 00:09:37,451 We are going on my first Adventure Girls mission. 162 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:39,919 Cheers. 163 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:43,186 Hey, yes! 164 00:09:43,188 --> 00:09:45,023 That one is on me! 165 00:09:45,025 --> 00:09:47,026 Now, 20 bucks for the rest. 166 00:10:09,582 --> 00:10:11,585 It's not as Christmassy as I expected. 167 00:10:13,218 --> 00:10:14,551 Looks creepy, though. 168 00:10:14,553 --> 00:10:16,356 Well, let's get started. 169 00:10:41,648 --> 00:10:43,580 So you ready for your first big adventure? 170 00:10:43,582 --> 00:10:46,249 As ready as I'll ever be, yes! 171 00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:47,618 Wait, hold up, soldier! 172 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,286 What? 173 00:10:48,288 --> 00:10:49,487 We're gonna do this, right? 174 00:10:49,489 --> 00:10:53,023 Oh yeah, we're gonna do this, but you're not ready yet. 175 00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:54,359 Shut up, of course, I am. 176 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:55,325 I'm gonna have fun, come on! 177 00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:58,231 You're not ready yet, until... 178 00:11:03,035 --> 00:11:04,768 You put on your Christmas uniform! 179 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:06,336 Oh, my God! 180 00:11:06,338 --> 00:11:10,374 This is kind of hot looking, but yeah, okay, okay. 181 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,378 Yeah, it's better than being an elf. 182 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:16,482 I think it's cute. 183 00:11:20,786 --> 00:11:21,654 Yellow? 184 00:11:28,193 --> 00:11:29,529 White and purple? 185 00:11:34,634 --> 00:11:37,100 I like the blue one best. 186 00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:39,005 I think you're right, blue. 187 00:11:44,044 --> 00:11:46,710 Sadie, our little snowflake is gonna have a meltdown 188 00:11:46,712 --> 00:11:49,312 when she sees what's inside Santa Land. 189 00:11:50,183 --> 00:11:52,550 And, what do you think of my hot elfness? 190 00:11:52,552 --> 00:11:54,484 Tomorrow when you go online to see 191 00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:55,485 the full length video don't forget 192 00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,687 to check out our pics and like them if you do. 193 00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:59,623 And, I hope you do. 194 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,494 Later! 195 00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:03,427 Did I get it right this time? 196 00:12:03,429 --> 00:12:04,698 Yeah, you're a natural. 197 00:12:06,799 --> 00:12:09,233 Maybe I should call Brian and let him know where we are. 198 00:12:09,235 --> 00:12:10,104 No! 199 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,106 It's Christmas Eve, what if he 200 00:12:16,108 --> 00:12:17,207 tries to get in touch with me? 201 00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:18,276 He hasn't called you in forever. 202 00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:19,676 Why would you call him now? 203 00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:20,744 He doesn't deserve you! 204 00:12:20,746 --> 00:12:21,612 But... 205 00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:23,250 Ho, ho, ho, let's go! 206 00:12:39,765 --> 00:12:41,331 Awesome! 207 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,800 Merry fucking Christmas! 208 00:12:42,802 --> 00:12:43,667 Wow. 209 00:12:43,669 --> 00:12:45,302 You know, I thought this place would be 210 00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:47,271 a lot more old and decrepit looking for 211 00:12:47,273 --> 00:12:49,276 the amount of years it's been abandoned. 212 00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:53,210 Don't get me wrong, I still wanna check it out. 213 00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:55,213 Don't run, you can't outrun it. 214 00:12:55,215 --> 00:12:57,581 If it's too late to back away, grab a weapon, 215 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:58,816 any weapon, to protect yourself. 216 00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:02,652 If without weapons or pepper spray, curl up and play dead. 217 00:13:02,654 --> 00:13:04,721 Just reading off things to do in case of a bear attack. 218 00:13:04,723 --> 00:13:06,423 Is that your idea of fun, 219 00:13:06,425 --> 00:13:07,657 trying to scare the crap out of us? 220 00:13:07,659 --> 00:13:09,730 I am just being the voice of reason. 221 00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:14,798 Meet my taser, my voice of reason. 222 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,803 On that note, I think we're ready. 223 00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:25,909 Whoo! 224 00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:27,814 Welcome to Santa Land! 225 00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:43,129 Cool, the most magical Christmas Eve land of all. 226 00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:47,101 And the Adventure Girls are gonna explore it! 227 00:13:53,606 --> 00:13:55,342 Dahlia, go Dahlia! 228 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:03,781 You're not gonna make it on heels. 229 00:14:03,783 --> 00:14:08,789 Oh wait, watch out, watch out. 230 00:14:20,866 --> 00:14:22,800 What do I know about Santa Land? 231 00:14:22,802 --> 00:14:24,201 Yeah, tell me something about it. 232 00:14:24,203 --> 00:14:26,436 Well, it's been closed for 20 years. 233 00:14:26,438 --> 00:14:28,572 I heard kids died here. 234 00:14:28,574 --> 00:14:29,540 The only people that come here now 235 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,242 are crack heads and meth heads. 236 00:14:31,244 --> 00:14:32,542 Oh, my God, what's this? 237 00:14:32,544 --> 00:14:33,677 Oh, awesome! 238 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:37,885 I wanna eat this mushroom and then get twice as big. 239 00:14:38,885 --> 00:14:40,817 Don't let me fall. 240 00:14:40,819 --> 00:14:42,987 Let's go find something else. 241 00:14:42,989 --> 00:14:44,888 Oh, my God, you guys! 242 00:14:46,726 --> 00:14:48,428 Would you like some tea? 243 00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:02,873 Someone's gotta tell her to stop humping things. 244 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:03,844 It's not sexy. 245 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:09,013 Oh no, I'm a naughty girl! 246 00:15:09,015 --> 00:15:10,417 Don't try this at home. 247 00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:05,304 Hello? 248 00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:08,806 Any bears in here? 249 00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:10,010 Werewolves? 250 00:16:10,909 --> 00:16:11,978 Unicorns? 251 00:16:13,913 --> 00:16:14,781 Al Qaeda? 252 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:19,383 No, but other things live in 253 00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:21,722 the forest like birds and squirrels. 254 00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:26,525 And bears, child-eating bears. 255 00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:41,339 Okay. 256 00:17:00,659 --> 00:17:02,529 Welcome to candy cane land! 257 00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:07,764 Don't you feel like we're being watched? 258 00:17:07,766 --> 00:17:08,765 Are we? 259 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,034 Yeah, I kind of do feel like I'm being watched. 260 00:17:12,104 --> 00:17:13,704 Is that your new ringtone, sicko? 261 00:17:13,706 --> 00:17:15,438 - Yes. - Oh, my God! 262 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,940 We'll see who's laughing when you're 263 00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:18,975 hog-tied and squealing for my help. 264 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:20,945 Ooh, you've gotta problem now! 265 00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:23,483 Stop it, you're gonna fuck up my makeup, geez! 266 00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:34,760 At this point I don't think it makes any difference. 267 00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:36,862 I found Jerry. 268 00:17:37,996 --> 00:17:40,534 He was getting wasted at Cherry's just like Sean said. 269 00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:44,502 Neil, what the hell are you doing? 270 00:17:44,504 --> 00:17:46,936 There is no way in hell that this guy could have done it! 271 00:17:46,938 --> 00:17:48,742 Now, cut him loose! 272 00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:51,708 Come on, Jerry. 273 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:52,778 Sorry about this. 274 00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:54,811 Merry Christmas. 275 00:17:54,813 --> 00:17:55,678 Get out of here. 276 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,813 Fuck you, Jerry. 277 00:17:56,815 --> 00:17:58,017 See you at poker. 278 00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:06,490 What is it? 279 00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,528 I was just thinking about the Bernards. 280 00:18:09,562 --> 00:18:11,195 I mean, seeing her lying there like that, 281 00:18:11,197 --> 00:18:14,098 in all that blood with her heart ripped out. 282 00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:21,605 It was... 283 00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:22,473 Disgusting. 284 00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:23,142 It was gross. 285 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:27,445 What kind of monster could do something like that? 286 00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,649 Officer Green seems to think it was a bear. 287 00:18:32,752 --> 00:18:34,087 A bear with a lot of anger. 288 00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:36,523 A lot of hurt feelings. 289 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:41,061 You know, Neil, I'm a little worried about you. 290 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,226 You hang in there, kid. 291 00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:44,797 Alright, good luck. 292 00:18:45,765 --> 00:18:47,566 Be back in a couple hours. 293 00:19:09,889 --> 00:19:12,426 Ugh, looks like someone got slaughtered here. 294 00:19:14,494 --> 00:19:15,892 I am dreaming! 295 00:19:15,894 --> 00:19:17,561 It's perfect! 296 00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,196 What, I can't see anything. 297 00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:21,732 Our treasures, they're inside. 298 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:26,072 Jackpot! 299 00:19:27,806 --> 00:19:29,138 Oh, I want this one! 300 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,009 Look! 301 00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:33,577 Here's your first treasure, Lexi. 302 00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:34,744 Um, that's okay? 303 00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:35,980 You're saving it from a bulldozer 304 00:19:35,982 --> 00:19:37,951 in a few months, of course, it's okay. 305 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:42,119 Hey Adventure Girl people, fans! 306 00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:43,786 Hey guys, look, we got our shit. 307 00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:46,559 We gotta get the fuck out of here before our luck runs out. 308 00:19:47,627 --> 00:19:49,930 Wait, hey guys, we didn't go there yet. 309 00:20:15,955 --> 00:20:19,092 Okay, point taken and rejected. 310 00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:58,632 Oh, look! 311 00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:09,242 Whoa. 312 00:21:17,182 --> 00:21:18,715 Ha, I dare you to eat this. 313 00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:20,016 Oh no, that's gross. 314 00:21:20,018 --> 00:21:22,988 Come on, the audience awaits. 315 00:21:28,761 --> 00:21:29,459 I dare you! 316 00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:31,294 I don't think so, it's nasty. 317 00:21:31,296 --> 00:21:32,830 Nom, nom, nom. 318 00:21:32,832 --> 00:21:33,664 Uh-uh. 319 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:34,999 What happened here? 320 00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:37,767 Ugh, a fucked up ice orgy? 321 00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,936 Oh, that's a good name for our band. 322 00:21:39,938 --> 00:21:41,138 Oh! 323 00:21:44,744 --> 00:21:45,812 What is it? 324 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,702 Krampus! 325 00:22:46,037 --> 00:22:47,337 What the fuck is it? 326 00:22:47,339 --> 00:22:49,943 Get the hell outta here now! 327 00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,218 Fuck! 328 00:23:00,719 --> 00:23:04,790 In the cottage, now! 329 00:23:12,098 --> 00:23:13,030 What the hell do we do now? 330 00:23:13,032 --> 00:23:14,300 Good idea, call 911! 331 00:23:16,034 --> 00:23:17,134 It's me. 332 00:23:17,136 --> 00:23:18,836 What, what does she mean it's me? 333 00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:19,637 Who the hell are you calling? 334 00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:21,370 Brian, we're in danger! 335 00:23:21,372 --> 00:23:22,238 Brian? 336 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,108 - Gimme that! - No! 337 00:23:30,349 --> 00:23:31,184 Hello? 338 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:33,018 He hung up. 339 00:23:33,986 --> 00:23:35,284 It's been like this all day. 340 00:23:35,286 --> 00:23:36,422 Get out of... 341 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:40,791 911, what's your emergency? 342 00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,861 Hi, yeah, I think we're being attacked! 343 00:23:44,496 --> 00:23:46,265 Oh God, another one. 344 00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:49,532 Okay, stay calm. 345 00:23:49,534 --> 00:23:51,167 Where are you located? 346 00:23:51,169 --> 00:23:52,138 Santa Land. 347 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:58,074 Santa Land, off the 56, but that was shut down years ago. 348 00:23:58,076 --> 00:24:00,077 Yes, yes, that one. 349 00:24:03,849 --> 00:24:05,851 Alright, and who's attacking you? 350 00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:11,288 I don't know, some big, hairy thing! 351 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:18,462 A bear or something! 352 00:24:18,464 --> 00:24:21,999 And a man, I think he's the owner. 353 00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:23,266 Let me get this straight. 354 00:24:23,268 --> 00:24:27,804 You're in Santa Land, so you are trespassing. 355 00:24:27,806 --> 00:24:30,307 No, no, we're just... 356 00:24:30,309 --> 00:24:32,975 I smell gingerbread! 357 00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:34,077 Hurry! 358 00:24:34,079 --> 00:24:35,512 Is this some kind of practical joke? 359 00:24:35,514 --> 00:24:36,980 No, no, we're... 360 00:24:36,982 --> 00:24:40,317 Is anybody actually injured or in danger? 361 00:24:40,319 --> 00:24:42,019 No, we're fine! 362 00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:44,924 But that is only because we're barricaded in his cottage! 363 00:24:47,059 --> 00:24:49,025 A bear sent you into his cottage? 364 00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:51,093 Listen, who do you think you are? 365 00:24:51,095 --> 00:24:53,996 You're trying to pull some kind of shit on me 366 00:24:53,998 --> 00:24:55,933 and you should be ashamed of yourself, okay, 367 00:24:55,935 --> 00:24:59,069 because tonight it's Jesus' birthday, so goodbye! 368 00:25:00,906 --> 00:25:01,571 Asshole! 369 00:25:01,573 --> 00:25:03,607 Hung up on me! 370 00:25:03,609 --> 00:25:06,577 Oh, we're fucking fucked. 371 00:25:06,579 --> 00:25:07,813 We're fucking fucked. 372 00:25:20,592 --> 00:25:22,094 Sadie, help us! 373 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,100 Now, let's try to arm ourselves, okay? 374 00:25:31,102 --> 00:25:32,002 Yeah. 375 00:25:32,004 --> 00:25:32,871 Okay. 376 00:25:36,876 --> 00:25:38,609 Hi, please don't hang up! 377 00:25:38,611 --> 00:25:41,878 Okay, we're trapped inside Santa Land. 378 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,485 Our van got towed and we have no way of getting out of here! 379 00:25:46,552 --> 00:25:49,222 This is 911, not a car service. 380 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:54,359 Why do they keep doing that? 381 00:26:34,099 --> 00:26:35,098 Stop it, now! 382 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,033 Come on, would you stop it now? 383 00:26:37,035 --> 00:26:37,937 Stop it. 384 00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:42,974 Ow! 385 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,974 What are you gonna do you fat fuck, huh? 386 00:26:44,976 --> 00:26:46,510 I'm not fat, you're fat. 387 00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:03,359 Now, that's enough! 388 00:27:03,361 --> 00:27:04,229 Sit. 389 00:27:11,269 --> 00:27:13,637 That should keep him out for now. 390 00:27:13,639 --> 00:27:14,671 What the hell was that? 391 00:27:14,673 --> 00:27:17,174 You know, I'm very disappointed in you girls. 392 00:27:17,176 --> 00:27:19,376 All of you have bee very naughty. 393 00:27:19,378 --> 00:27:21,378 You've been trespassing on my property 394 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:23,045 and you're fucking my shit up! 395 00:27:23,047 --> 00:27:24,583 That's our motto! 396 00:27:25,717 --> 00:27:27,617 We weren't trespassing on your property, 397 00:27:27,619 --> 00:27:29,252 we were just exploring. 398 00:27:29,254 --> 00:27:31,088 Oh, enough of this bullshit, I don't care. 399 00:27:31,090 --> 00:27:33,389 You guys gotta get out of here. 400 00:27:33,391 --> 00:27:36,659 Go in to town, take my bike, and get your van. 401 00:27:36,661 --> 00:27:37,627 Fuck that! 402 00:27:37,629 --> 00:27:39,061 There's some Bigfoot out there 403 00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:40,696 and we're not calling the police? 404 00:27:40,698 --> 00:27:43,002 Yeah, forget it, I'm calling Sean. 405 00:27:46,138 --> 00:27:47,540 This is not for the police. 406 00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:51,041 Hillbillies are crazy! 407 00:27:51,043 --> 00:27:53,079 I'm not a hillbilly, you're a hillbilly. 408 00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:56,013 I don't know who's crazier, 409 00:27:56,015 --> 00:27:58,314 this magician, or that wildebeest. 410 00:27:58,316 --> 00:28:01,752 But, I am reporting your ass to the ASPCA, just so you know. 411 00:28:01,754 --> 00:28:04,290 Okay, hold on, just hold on for a second. 412 00:28:06,158 --> 00:28:07,126 I need to explain. 413 00:28:12,096 --> 00:28:14,196 I don't know how to say this. 414 00:28:14,198 --> 00:28:16,132 I never thought I'd have to say this. 415 00:28:16,134 --> 00:28:18,267 Spit it out, already! 416 00:28:18,269 --> 00:28:19,471 Would you listen! 417 00:28:20,773 --> 00:28:22,175 This is my property 418 00:28:24,476 --> 00:28:25,578 and I'm Santa. 419 00:28:27,246 --> 00:28:29,381 Hence, Santa Land. 420 00:28:30,681 --> 00:28:34,083 I'm the real fucking deal, Santa. 421 00:28:34,085 --> 00:28:37,723 And that thing out there, that is no animal. 422 00:28:40,092 --> 00:28:41,259 That's Krampus. 423 00:28:45,831 --> 00:28:46,698 Krampus? 424 00:28:48,499 --> 00:28:49,368 Krampus. 425 00:28:50,334 --> 00:28:51,203 Krampus! 426 00:28:52,504 --> 00:28:55,539 Oh, goddamn it, I'm Santa and that's Krampus! 427 00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:57,043 The devil of Christmas! 428 00:29:02,081 --> 00:29:02,782 Krampus! 429 00:29:07,252 --> 00:29:09,718 And I'm the fucking tooth fairy. 430 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,620 Oh yeah, that's really adorable. 431 00:29:11,622 --> 00:29:13,657 Oh, if you only knew. 432 00:29:20,698 --> 00:29:22,034 Want a cookie? 433 00:29:28,372 --> 00:29:29,438 Come on! 434 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,809 911, what's your emergency? 435 00:29:32,244 --> 00:29:33,111 Where? 436 00:29:33,812 --> 00:29:35,111 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 437 00:29:35,113 --> 00:29:35,980 Come on. 438 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,080 You've gotta speak slower I can't... 439 00:29:37,082 --> 00:29:41,584 - Where did you find the body? - Sit down, sit down! 440 00:29:41,586 --> 00:29:43,653 Another damn body, Bruce! 441 00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:46,523 Missing kids, prank calls! 442 00:29:46,525 --> 00:29:48,724 I just can't take this anymore. 443 00:29:48,726 --> 00:29:51,628 Yes, honey, I'm here, I'm still here. 444 00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:53,463 - We'll send you somebody... - Son of a bitch! 445 00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:56,265 Right away, just give us the address. 446 00:31:31,929 --> 00:31:34,266 Oh, he's a beast, alright. 447 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,333 If you only knew. 448 00:31:37,335 --> 00:31:39,671 He's also part man and part devil. 449 00:31:40,938 --> 00:31:42,742 Krampus is a killer! 450 00:31:44,543 --> 00:31:45,911 He's also my fucking partner. 451 00:31:46,812 --> 00:31:47,811 Can Santa say fuck? 452 00:31:47,813 --> 00:31:49,846 No, that is what redneck freaks say before 453 00:31:49,848 --> 00:31:52,618 they hang you on meat hooks as decoration. 454 00:31:53,986 --> 00:31:56,719 Okay, Santa Claus, we're gonna leave you 455 00:31:56,721 --> 00:31:58,521 and your killer Wookie here alone 456 00:31:58,523 --> 00:32:00,756 and we're gonna get the hell out of here. 457 00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:04,628 Alexi, did you not see that little spectacle over there? 458 00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,265 Did you not see my magic cane? 459 00:32:07,999 --> 00:32:10,669 Santa doesn't walk around with a cane. 460 00:32:11,736 --> 00:32:14,337 The cane comes with me, not that your folklore 461 00:32:14,339 --> 00:32:18,007 ever covers that because no one's ever seen me in action. 462 00:32:18,009 --> 00:32:19,243 Did you just call me Alexi? 463 00:32:19,245 --> 00:32:24,417 Yes, you are Alexi and you are Dahlia and you are Sadie. 464 00:32:28,519 --> 00:32:31,788 He's some stalker fan, I knew it. 465 00:32:31,790 --> 00:32:34,424 Wait, have you been creeping on us this whole time? 466 00:32:34,426 --> 00:32:36,493 Ever since you were born. 467 00:32:36,495 --> 00:32:37,494 Gross! 468 00:32:37,496 --> 00:32:40,429 Oh, come on stop it, you're wasting my time! 469 00:32:40,431 --> 00:32:42,701 I've been in all your houses at Christmas! 470 00:32:44,436 --> 00:32:47,670 What is it gonna take, huh, for you to believe me? 471 00:32:47,672 --> 00:32:50,407 Do I have to take flight, presents magically appear? 472 00:32:50,409 --> 00:32:51,907 What do you want, what do you want? 473 00:32:51,909 --> 00:32:53,042 What do you want? 474 00:32:53,044 --> 00:32:57,446 Well, if you're really Santa you'd know what I want. 475 00:32:57,448 --> 00:32:59,916 Fine! 476 00:33:03,588 --> 00:33:04,490 Oh, my God, yay! 477 00:33:36,388 --> 00:33:37,055 So. 478 00:33:42,727 --> 00:33:45,664 Santa, how do you fit down the chimney? 479 00:33:47,599 --> 00:33:48,734 Magic, of course. 480 00:33:50,901 --> 00:33:52,836 Krampus also uses the chimney, 481 00:33:52,838 --> 00:33:54,840 that's why I blocked mine just in case. 482 00:33:55,841 --> 00:33:57,540 Ha, ha, I know what you're thinking. 483 00:33:57,542 --> 00:34:00,476 What about the houses without chimneys? 484 00:34:00,478 --> 00:34:02,678 I've got other ways of getting in. 485 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,914 I'm telling you not everyone is 486 00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:08,016 so pleased to see me pay a visit. 487 00:34:08,018 --> 00:34:09,919 Here, look at this. 488 00:34:10,822 --> 00:34:11,687 Yeah. 489 00:34:11,689 --> 00:34:13,055 Nice! 490 00:34:13,057 --> 00:34:14,090 How do you get to everybody 491 00:34:14,092 --> 00:34:16,760 in the world in just one night? 492 00:34:16,762 --> 00:34:18,495 More magic. 493 00:34:18,497 --> 00:34:20,562 You see, he only gets the bad ones. 494 00:34:20,564 --> 00:34:23,535 And I'm talking, the really bad children. 495 00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:27,604 How do you make those reindeer fly? 496 00:34:27,606 --> 00:34:29,075 Magic! 497 00:34:31,843 --> 00:34:32,975 Wait a second! 498 00:34:32,977 --> 00:34:34,943 Where are your reindeer? 499 00:34:34,945 --> 00:34:37,914 And where's Mrs. Claus and where are your elves? 500 00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:40,619 Why don't you tell me how you walk in those heels? 501 00:34:42,787 --> 00:34:43,919 Magic. 502 00:34:43,921 --> 00:34:45,055 Right. 503 00:34:45,057 --> 00:34:47,557 See now that's all you really need to know about that. 504 00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:48,758 Yeah, yeah, we get it. 505 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,595 He's bad news, ooh! 506 00:34:58,936 --> 00:35:02,905 My personal story is just not as 507 00:35:02,907 --> 00:35:05,076 charming as the one that you know of. 508 00:35:14,452 --> 00:35:17,055 There's no such thing as a naughty or nice list. 509 00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:22,727 I bring you presents, but Krampy shreds your ass. 510 00:35:26,530 --> 00:35:30,503 In the '40s your culture banned Krampus. 511 00:35:31,470 --> 00:35:33,870 God forbid they should scare a 512 00:35:33,872 --> 00:35:36,039 little morality into the children. 513 00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:39,008 Krampus was out of the picture in society's eyes. 514 00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:43,646 And you know, quite honestly, they didn't need me anymore. 515 00:35:43,648 --> 00:35:46,015 Toys were made in factories. 516 00:35:46,017 --> 00:35:50,423 Presents bought, Santa's sit on their fat asses in malls. 517 00:35:51,555 --> 00:35:54,126 A tough decision, but I wasn't needed anymore. 518 00:35:55,894 --> 00:35:59,028 So I started this place so that I could see 519 00:35:59,030 --> 00:36:01,731 the joy in the children's eyes once again. 520 00:36:01,733 --> 00:36:03,769 I had very high hopes for it, but... 521 00:36:05,003 --> 00:36:05,869 I've been fighting a losing battle 522 00:36:05,871 --> 00:36:07,937 to hold on to this land mainly because 523 00:36:07,939 --> 00:36:09,972 I've got Krampus frozen out there. 524 00:36:09,974 --> 00:36:12,844 Had, had Krampus frozen out there. 525 00:36:18,782 --> 00:36:22,086 Now, you can take Santa out of Christmas, 526 00:36:24,122 --> 00:36:26,559 but you can't take the Christmas out of Santa. 527 00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:32,932 And how? 528 00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:36,265 Well, I got him without his magic switch 529 00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:39,234 and I put him on ice and I left 530 00:36:39,236 --> 00:36:41,474 the North Pole and I never looked behind. 531 00:36:46,144 --> 00:36:47,713 He's my responsibility. 532 00:36:49,648 --> 00:36:51,015 More like my curse. 533 00:36:52,249 --> 00:36:53,916 I don't know how he got his switch 534 00:36:53,918 --> 00:36:55,952 or how he got out of that ice, 535 00:36:55,954 --> 00:36:58,791 but one thing's for sure; Krampus is out of retirement. 536 00:37:10,101 --> 00:37:12,037 911, what's your emergency? 537 00:37:12,970 --> 00:37:14,803 Okay, calm down. 538 00:37:14,805 --> 00:37:15,773 Are they breathing? 539 00:37:17,275 --> 00:37:18,142 Mutilated? 540 00:37:19,878 --> 00:37:20,646 The kids, too? 541 00:37:23,081 --> 00:37:27,283 Bruce, they found more kids, dead. 542 00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:30,687 I mean really, really, really dead. 543 00:37:37,095 --> 00:37:37,963 Damn it! 544 00:37:38,762 --> 00:37:40,900 The team's tied up on Lake Drive. 545 00:37:41,932 --> 00:37:43,869 Dispatch Officer Green and Sean. 546 00:37:57,048 --> 00:37:58,146 Come on, everybody. 547 00:37:58,148 --> 00:37:59,015 Come on, think. 548 00:37:59,017 --> 00:37:59,883 Come on, think, think! 549 00:37:59,885 --> 00:38:01,249 We need to come up with a plan here. 550 00:38:01,251 --> 00:38:02,117 Yeah, I've got one! 551 00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:02,919 How about we go to the police and tell 552 00:38:02,921 --> 00:38:04,954 them about your fucking boyfriend? 553 00:38:04,956 --> 00:38:06,789 No, you can't do that! 554 00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:09,725 What are you gonna do, tell them I'm Santa Claus? 555 00:38:09,727 --> 00:38:12,731 No, no, plus they'll kill Krampus on sight. 556 00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:15,898 I can't have that, he cannot be killed. 557 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:16,765 What? 558 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:17,669 I can't have that. 559 00:38:23,907 --> 00:38:25,675 Krampus cannot be killed! 560 00:38:25,677 --> 00:38:26,611 We're connected... 561 00:38:27,613 --> 00:38:30,812 It's just, it would just be very bad, very bad. 562 00:38:30,814 --> 00:38:32,347 Yeah, well, I think human lives are a little bit 563 00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:33,582 more important than blowing your cover. 564 00:38:33,584 --> 00:38:36,722 You'll just have to trust me, there's more at stake here. 565 00:38:37,956 --> 00:38:40,088 After being trapped all of these years 566 00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:42,260 I can just imagine how hungry he is. 567 00:38:44,262 --> 00:38:45,662 Well, what does he eat? 568 00:38:45,664 --> 00:38:47,666 Uh, that's not what I mean. 569 00:38:48,432 --> 00:38:50,034 Krampus kills children. 570 00:38:51,102 --> 00:38:54,303 He puts them in that basket and then he takes them to hell. 571 00:38:54,305 --> 00:38:56,238 Wait, wait, wait, I saw that basket. 572 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,374 I saw it when we were in the freezer. 573 00:38:57,376 --> 00:39:00,376 He was taking these slimy hairballs from the basket 574 00:39:00,378 --> 00:39:02,711 and putting them into the Christmas boxes. 575 00:39:02,713 --> 00:39:03,979 No, you're wrong, he takes them to hell. 576 00:39:03,981 --> 00:39:05,914 No, I know what we saw. 577 00:39:05,916 --> 00:39:08,950 We were spying on him until he noticed us 578 00:39:08,952 --> 00:39:10,952 and I swear he was taking those little hairballs, 579 00:39:10,954 --> 00:39:14,023 those disgusting little hairballs and putting them in boxes. 580 00:39:14,025 --> 00:39:16,959 All those kids the ranger was talking about. 581 00:39:16,961 --> 00:39:19,128 No, no, no, those hairballs, 582 00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:21,963 as you call them, they go to hell! 583 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:22,867 Not here! 584 00:39:24,869 --> 00:39:27,070 Why, why is he taking all these 585 00:39:27,072 --> 00:39:29,907 children now, before Christmas? 586 00:39:31,376 --> 00:39:32,811 They can't all be naughty. 587 00:39:36,213 --> 00:39:37,081 What is he up to? 588 00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:46,257 Speaking of naughty, I think I have a plan. 589 00:39:55,499 --> 00:39:58,501 Where's my milk and cookies? 590 00:39:58,503 --> 00:40:00,369 Oh, come on, Mom! 591 00:40:00,371 --> 00:40:01,939 That's the best part. 592 00:40:03,441 --> 00:40:06,975 Oh, I know sweetie, but it's late 593 00:40:06,977 --> 00:40:09,081 and that stuff always gives you nightmares. 594 00:40:09,981 --> 00:40:10,979 Bed wetter. 595 00:40:10,981 --> 00:40:12,448 Hey, I'm not a bed wetter! 596 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:14,249 I'm not a bed wetter. 597 00:40:14,251 --> 00:40:16,218 Just that one time. 598 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:17,986 You're such a baby. 599 00:40:17,988 --> 00:40:22,457 Can you please stop picking on your brother? 600 00:40:22,459 --> 00:40:23,825 Quit picking on your brother. 601 00:40:23,827 --> 00:40:25,797 I'm so over this place! 602 00:40:26,798 --> 00:40:28,530 Alright then, just go to bed. 603 00:40:28,532 --> 00:40:29,899 Gladly. 604 00:40:29,901 --> 00:40:30,803 Sleep tight. 605 00:40:31,803 --> 00:40:33,939 Don't let the homeless little hillbillies bite. 606 00:40:34,805 --> 00:40:36,004 Don't worry, mom. 607 00:40:36,006 --> 00:40:38,975 I can protect you from those homeless little hillbillies. 608 00:40:40,878 --> 00:40:41,746 Goodnight. 609 00:40:43,148 --> 00:40:44,079 Goodnight, sweetie. 610 00:40:44,081 --> 00:40:45,180 I love you. 611 00:40:45,182 --> 00:40:47,186 I love you, too. 612 00:41:47,177 --> 00:41:48,311 Here. 613 00:41:48,313 --> 00:41:49,180 Here. 614 00:41:53,284 --> 00:41:55,852 Once we get him now, we've gotta trap him till 615 00:41:55,854 --> 00:41:58,019 after midnight and then we're home free. 616 00:41:58,021 --> 00:41:59,856 Well, until I freeze him up again. 617 00:41:59,858 --> 00:42:00,557 Why midnight? 618 00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,158 Well, it's Christmas. 619 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,559 Yeah, and if he takes off without me 620 00:42:04,561 --> 00:42:07,031 the whole world is going to hell. 621 00:42:10,401 --> 00:42:12,200 Even more than killing children 622 00:42:12,202 --> 00:42:15,037 he loves women, especially the naughty ones. 623 00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:17,539 He'll sniff you three out in no time. 624 00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:19,377 Let's get naughty! 625 00:42:30,188 --> 00:42:31,055 Goddamn it! 626 00:42:36,427 --> 00:42:37,959 Krampus! 627 00:42:37,961 --> 00:42:39,327 Goddamn! 628 00:42:39,329 --> 00:42:40,528 Piss! 629 00:42:40,530 --> 00:42:41,463 Shit! 630 00:42:41,465 --> 00:42:46,838 Motherfuckin' phooey! 631 00:42:47,505 --> 00:42:49,972 Goddamn, piss, shit, motherfuckin' phooey! 632 00:42:49,974 --> 00:42:52,941 Goddamn, piss, shit, motherfuckin' phooey! 633 00:42:52,943 --> 00:42:55,044 Goddamn, piss, shit, motherfuckin' phooey! 634 00:42:55,046 --> 00:42:57,445 Goddamn, piss, shit, motherfuckin' phooey! 635 00:42:57,447 --> 00:43:00,216 Goddamn, piss, shit, motherfuckin' phooey! 636 00:43:07,659 --> 00:43:09,591 Get the fuck off me! 637 00:43:25,142 --> 00:43:29,280 I've never been so happy to see your fucking face! 638 00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:51,535 Jesus, Sean. 639 00:43:54,671 --> 00:43:56,171 What's going on, buddy? 640 00:43:56,173 --> 00:43:57,441 It's bad, Sean. 641 00:43:59,209 --> 00:44:00,742 It got both of them. 642 00:44:00,744 --> 00:44:02,345 Both of Harrison's girls? 643 00:44:02,347 --> 00:44:04,079 Yeah, both. 644 00:44:04,081 --> 00:44:07,350 Never seen anything like it in all my life. 645 00:44:07,352 --> 00:44:09,688 We're gonna have to call in the big guns, that's all. 646 00:44:11,021 --> 00:44:12,988 I can't write this report. 647 00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:14,226 Oh, the hell you can't! 648 00:44:18,628 --> 00:44:19,495 I don't get it. 649 00:44:19,497 --> 00:44:22,263 Why do we need the FBI on a bear attack? 650 00:44:22,265 --> 00:44:25,767 Look, man, the entire yard is enclosed, it's gated in. 651 00:44:25,769 --> 00:44:28,771 We couldn't find a single break in the gate anywhere. 652 00:44:28,773 --> 00:44:30,138 Not one. 653 00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:32,043 What are you saying? 654 00:44:33,177 --> 00:44:37,046 Their little hearts were ripped out. 655 00:44:37,048 --> 00:44:39,718 Sean, this ain't no bear. 656 00:44:49,193 --> 00:44:53,361 This fucking guy is not gonna ruin my favorite holiday. 657 00:44:53,363 --> 00:44:54,262 How did Santa get here? 658 00:44:54,264 --> 00:44:56,334 I don't know, he was right behind us. 659 00:45:00,037 --> 00:45:02,238 Santa? 660 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,205 Some lookout he is! 661 00:45:04,207 --> 00:45:06,108 Shit, is he dead? 662 00:45:07,577 --> 00:45:08,646 No, he's breathing. 663 00:45:10,648 --> 00:45:13,082 Old man's not dead, just useless. 664 00:45:13,084 --> 00:45:14,086 Alright, yeah. 665 00:45:15,052 --> 00:45:15,753 Oh, shit. 666 00:45:17,722 --> 00:45:19,454 Yummy, yummy! 667 00:45:22,392 --> 00:45:24,463 We've gotta tie him up. 668 00:45:27,298 --> 00:45:30,435 Can you get this over there? 669 00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:42,713 He's seriously down for the count, guys. 670 00:45:43,648 --> 00:45:44,713 Picture time? 671 00:45:44,715 --> 00:45:45,584 Yeah! 672 00:46:02,566 --> 00:46:04,265 Hello! 673 00:46:04,267 --> 00:46:05,533 - Hi. - Hello. 674 00:46:05,535 --> 00:46:06,501 One at a time. 675 00:46:06,503 --> 00:46:08,771 Krampus, ho, ho, ho. 676 00:46:08,773 --> 00:46:10,738 Not so tough now, are you? 677 00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:13,744 He looks like some sort of fucked up reindeer, doesn't he? 678 00:46:15,613 --> 00:46:18,213 Look at this little puppy. 679 00:46:18,215 --> 00:46:19,849 I'm the Krampus, oh. 680 00:46:19,851 --> 00:46:21,182 Count of three. 681 00:46:21,184 --> 00:46:22,486 One, two, three, Krampus! 682 00:46:27,858 --> 00:46:28,791 It's me. 683 00:46:28,793 --> 00:46:30,327 Listen, listen to me. 684 00:46:32,262 --> 00:46:33,495 This is the Sheriff. 685 00:46:33,497 --> 00:46:37,635 Look, I want you to get out to Santa Land and I mean now. 686 00:46:38,535 --> 00:46:40,169 You got that? 687 00:46:40,171 --> 00:46:41,073 Go, get on it. 688 00:46:45,876 --> 00:46:48,376 Ha, ha, we got you! 689 00:46:48,378 --> 00:46:49,778 Let's clean you up and then maybe 690 00:46:49,780 --> 00:46:51,146 we'll get home in time for Christmas. 691 00:46:51,148 --> 00:46:52,148 Okay, let's go. 692 00:46:52,150 --> 00:46:52,814 Okay. 693 00:46:52,816 --> 00:46:54,649 Dahlia, you on board? 694 00:46:54,651 --> 00:46:56,220 Yeah, he'll be fine. 695 00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:04,128 No! 696 00:47:07,264 --> 00:47:08,132 Krampus! 697 00:47:11,235 --> 00:47:13,171 Krampus, that's enough! 698 00:47:28,251 --> 00:47:29,121 Wow! 699 00:47:30,287 --> 00:47:31,155 Go! 700 00:47:33,890 --> 00:47:34,758 Go! 701 00:47:38,762 --> 00:47:43,601 Hi-ya! 702 00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:52,276 I think I wet myself. 703 00:48:17,901 --> 00:48:19,403 Sadie! 704 00:48:23,807 --> 00:48:25,307 Sadie! 705 00:48:25,309 --> 00:48:27,609 Does Krampus talk? 706 00:48:27,611 --> 00:48:28,479 Never. 707 00:48:29,447 --> 00:48:30,282 Sadie! 708 00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:34,383 Sadie! 709 00:48:34,385 --> 00:48:35,253 - Sadie, oh, my God! - Brian! 710 00:48:36,354 --> 00:48:37,622 You came for me! 711 00:48:38,889 --> 00:48:40,888 Of course I did, I was worried about you. 712 00:48:40,890 --> 00:48:41,990 You were? 713 00:48:41,992 --> 00:48:43,258 Of course, I was. 714 00:48:43,260 --> 00:48:44,728 What the hell is going on here? 715 00:48:45,829 --> 00:48:48,896 What weird shit has Dahlia gotten you into this time? 716 00:48:48,898 --> 00:48:50,467 It's a long story. 717 00:49:05,448 --> 00:49:09,285 In a nutshell, we're trying to help the real-life Santa. 718 00:49:09,287 --> 00:49:09,921 'Sup? 719 00:49:11,289 --> 00:49:12,657 Fight the evil Krampus. 720 00:49:14,724 --> 00:49:16,927 Great, my girlfriend's on drugs. 721 00:49:19,563 --> 00:49:20,664 I'm your girlfriend? 722 00:49:39,883 --> 00:49:41,352 What the shit? 723 00:49:46,691 --> 00:49:47,559 Sean! 724 00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:49,760 Sean? 725 00:49:52,662 --> 00:49:54,298 Answer, goddamn it! 726 00:49:57,601 --> 00:49:59,003 Krampus! 727 00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:13,615 No! 728 00:50:13,617 --> 00:50:14,816 No! 729 00:50:14,818 --> 00:50:19,823 Brian, no! 730 00:50:39,809 --> 00:50:41,510 What the fuck is going on? 731 00:50:43,814 --> 00:50:45,012 We've gotta get out of here! 732 00:50:45,014 --> 00:50:45,981 He killed Brian! 733 00:50:45,983 --> 00:50:47,115 Are you okay? 734 00:50:47,117 --> 00:50:48,916 He killed my Brian! 735 00:50:48,918 --> 00:50:49,785 Who? 736 00:50:49,787 --> 00:50:50,651 He killed Brian! 737 00:50:50,653 --> 00:50:51,519 Who? 738 00:50:51,521 --> 00:50:52,787 He killed him! 739 00:50:52,789 --> 00:50:54,555 Krampus! 740 00:50:54,557 --> 00:50:55,423 Oh, shit. 741 00:50:55,425 --> 00:50:56,858 Put the weapon down now! 742 00:50:56,860 --> 00:50:58,160 Hey, you, put that down! 743 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:05,733 Come on, over there, you know the drill. 744 00:51:05,735 --> 00:51:07,102 Go on, go on. 745 00:51:07,104 --> 00:51:09,771 Officer Green just called in and said Sean 746 00:51:09,773 --> 00:51:11,709 is not responding to his radio. 747 00:51:12,675 --> 00:51:13,908 Have you heard from him? 748 00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:15,611 As a matter of fact, I have. 749 00:51:15,613 --> 00:51:20,481 They had a report of a strange truck at old man Kris's. 750 00:51:20,483 --> 00:51:22,617 He went up there to investigate. 751 00:51:22,619 --> 00:51:25,586 You mean, Santa Land? 752 00:51:25,588 --> 00:51:26,457 Yeah. 753 00:51:28,592 --> 00:51:30,758 Shit, I need a cigarette! 754 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,494 What? 755 00:51:32,496 --> 00:51:33,798 Oh, look at you. 756 00:51:35,599 --> 00:51:36,698 What are you doing? 757 00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:37,899 Alright. 758 00:51:38,769 --> 00:51:39,334 Whose gonna answer the phone? 759 00:51:39,336 --> 00:51:41,035 You are. 760 00:51:41,037 --> 00:51:42,706 Police department, hello? 761 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,708 Hello? 762 00:51:46,075 --> 00:51:48,109 I don't know how to work it! 763 00:51:49,479 --> 00:51:50,615 Get off the cookies! 764 00:52:02,459 --> 00:52:05,494 Okay, what the fuck is going on? 765 00:52:05,496 --> 00:52:07,528 Who are you people? 766 00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:08,763 Why are you covered in blood? 767 00:52:08,765 --> 00:52:10,599 Why do you have my gun? 768 00:52:10,601 --> 00:52:13,167 Why does my neck hurt, who tased me? 769 00:52:13,169 --> 00:52:15,838 Kris, I fucking knew you killed that kid! 770 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,205 I knew you were crazy like that! 771 00:52:17,207 --> 00:52:18,941 I need answers and I need 'em now! 772 00:52:18,943 --> 00:52:21,713 Shut the fuck up, sit down and listen! 773 00:52:23,079 --> 00:52:24,646 You have to help us. 774 00:52:24,648 --> 00:52:26,048 We need your help. 775 00:52:26,050 --> 00:52:28,617 He killed Brian, he's gonna kill everyone. 776 00:52:28,619 --> 00:52:29,718 That's the thing. 777 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:32,053 It all seems really crazy, but he didn't do it. 778 00:52:32,055 --> 00:52:33,722 He didn't kill Brian. 779 00:52:33,724 --> 00:52:35,490 The real killer's out there! 780 00:52:35,492 --> 00:52:36,527 He's Santa. 781 00:52:39,063 --> 00:52:41,530 You picked a hell of a day to do this. 782 00:52:44,635 --> 00:52:46,905 Look, he's Santa Claus! 783 00:52:48,706 --> 00:52:51,106 Why are all the hot ones crazy? 784 00:52:51,108 --> 00:52:53,941 Look, this is old man Kris. 785 00:52:53,943 --> 00:52:55,676 Everyone knows Kris. 786 00:52:55,678 --> 00:52:57,111 He used to run Santa Land back in the day, 787 00:52:57,113 --> 00:52:59,046 but now he's just an old hermit. 788 00:52:59,048 --> 00:53:00,015 Excuse me? 789 00:53:00,017 --> 00:53:03,017 And he's going to jail for a very long time 790 00:53:03,019 --> 00:53:05,120 just like you and you and you. 791 00:53:05,122 --> 00:53:06,457 The hell we are! 792 00:53:13,030 --> 00:53:14,229 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 793 00:53:14,231 --> 00:53:15,564 One at a time, one at a time! 794 00:53:15,566 --> 00:53:16,398 You! 795 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,633 So there's this creature, right? 796 00:53:17,635 --> 00:53:22,604 He's like this big, hairy animal with these horns, you know? 797 00:53:22,606 --> 00:53:23,238 Um... 798 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,106 Krampus! 799 00:53:24,108 --> 00:53:25,807 Yeah. 800 00:53:25,809 --> 00:53:28,075 Look, I've seen enough mangled kids 801 00:53:28,077 --> 00:53:29,947 in the past week to last a lifetime. 802 00:53:30,914 --> 00:53:33,148 Given the day I've had, I'm not sure if 803 00:53:33,150 --> 00:53:36,119 I trust my gut or what you're telling me. 804 00:53:37,086 --> 00:53:39,687 The thing is that he's not the killer. 805 00:53:39,689 --> 00:53:40,988 He didn't do it, he's Santa. 806 00:53:40,990 --> 00:53:42,925 Yeah, he's Kris. 807 00:53:42,927 --> 00:53:45,961 Kris Kringle, you know, like, Santa Claus? 808 00:53:45,963 --> 00:53:47,863 Ho, ho, ho! 809 00:53:47,865 --> 00:53:49,231 Santa Claus. 810 00:53:49,233 --> 00:53:51,600 Anyway, the thing is we have to save 811 00:53:51,602 --> 00:53:53,968 the world from that monster out there! 812 00:53:53,970 --> 00:53:54,870 The world? 813 00:53:54,872 --> 00:53:55,704 Yes! 814 00:53:55,706 --> 00:53:56,905 Sean, do you trust me? 815 00:53:56,907 --> 00:53:58,140 No! 816 00:53:58,142 --> 00:53:59,073 Santa? 817 00:53:59,075 --> 00:53:59,941 Hmm? 818 00:53:59,943 --> 00:54:01,142 Show him your thing. 819 00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:07,519 Holy shit. 820 00:54:10,220 --> 00:54:11,186 Wow. 821 00:54:12,289 --> 00:54:15,293 Gimme the fucking gun, give it here. 822 00:54:17,327 --> 00:54:18,794 What's it called? 823 00:54:18,796 --> 00:54:20,198 Krampus! 824 00:54:40,050 --> 00:54:41,986 This is unbelievable. 825 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,822 Let's say I do believe you. 826 00:54:47,791 --> 00:54:50,825 When I was a kid and you opened this place 827 00:54:50,827 --> 00:54:52,894 I really thought you were Santa. 828 00:54:52,896 --> 00:54:55,863 It was the only thing this boring town had going for it. 829 00:54:55,865 --> 00:54:56,833 Christmas all year round. 830 00:54:58,135 --> 00:55:00,202 I thought I was the luckiest kid in the world. 831 00:55:00,204 --> 00:55:01,906 Well, goody fucking gum drops. 832 00:55:02,872 --> 00:55:03,671 I'm glad you had your fun. 833 00:55:03,673 --> 00:55:05,640 - Here, have a cookie. - Thank you. 834 00:55:05,642 --> 00:55:06,608 But we don't have much time. 835 00:55:06,610 --> 00:55:08,679 You see, we gotta trap him before midnight! 836 00:55:09,979 --> 00:55:12,013 Yeah, no one knows this forest 837 00:55:12,015 --> 00:55:14,182 like I do, not even you, Kris. 838 00:55:14,184 --> 00:55:17,218 Let's get this Krampus and take back Christmas! 839 00:55:20,124 --> 00:55:22,957 Okay, Dahlia, you're gonna be our eyes 840 00:55:22,959 --> 00:55:25,394 on the south end in car two of the bumblebee coaster. 841 00:55:25,396 --> 00:55:26,264 Got it! 842 00:55:28,264 --> 00:55:29,997 Sadie, you have your compact? 843 00:55:29,999 --> 00:55:31,899 Great, you're gonna flash it if you see anything. 844 00:55:31,901 --> 00:55:33,771 You're gonna be in the bumblebee hive. 845 00:55:35,805 --> 00:55:39,010 I'm gonna be perched right here on top of the north tower. 846 00:55:42,311 --> 00:55:45,881 Sean, you'll be with me in the tower. 847 00:55:45,883 --> 00:55:47,314 Your wish is my command. 848 00:55:48,184 --> 00:55:49,117 - Santa? - Hmm? 849 00:55:49,119 --> 00:55:50,119 You're gonna be at the house of mirrors 850 00:55:50,121 --> 00:55:51,787 and you are gonna have your cane at the ready. 851 00:55:51,789 --> 00:55:53,055 I'm there. 852 00:55:56,093 --> 00:55:57,758 - Yeah! - Ha! 853 00:56:01,965 --> 00:56:04,968 Santa Claus is coming to town, bitches! 854 00:56:07,905 --> 00:56:09,137 Okay. 855 00:56:11,941 --> 00:56:13,441 Oh, no, it was blurry. 856 00:56:51,447 --> 00:56:52,446 Shit! 857 00:56:52,448 --> 00:56:55,283 I don't think it's working. 858 00:56:55,285 --> 00:56:56,484 What do we do now? 859 00:56:56,486 --> 00:56:57,954 Good question. 860 00:57:13,871 --> 00:57:14,570 It's okay. 861 00:57:14,572 --> 00:57:15,970 - Okay. - It's just a noise. 862 00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:30,785 - Okay. - Come on! 863 00:57:30,787 --> 00:57:32,854 Fuck you! 864 00:57:32,856 --> 00:57:33,725 Fuck you! 865 00:57:37,794 --> 00:57:38,463 Fuck you! 866 00:57:48,872 --> 00:57:53,073 Hi-ya! 867 00:57:53,075 --> 00:57:54,910 This way, Sadie! 868 00:57:58,581 --> 00:57:59,916 Nice! 869 00:58:01,418 --> 00:58:02,486 Motherfucker! 870 00:58:04,253 --> 00:58:05,122 Come on! 871 00:58:10,126 --> 00:58:11,827 Fucking asshole! 872 00:58:32,416 --> 00:58:34,082 Stop! 873 00:58:34,084 --> 00:58:35,182 Cherry? 874 00:58:35,184 --> 00:58:36,417 What the hell is she doing here? 875 00:58:36,419 --> 00:58:38,055 Get those girls to safety. 876 00:58:39,456 --> 00:58:41,492 I'll take care of these guys. 877 00:58:43,894 --> 00:58:45,994 Who the fuck called the fucking bartender? 878 00:58:45,996 --> 00:58:47,495 I got this. 879 00:58:47,497 --> 00:58:50,034 I am the wifey, after all. 880 00:58:52,635 --> 00:58:55,336 Ain't that right, honey? 881 00:58:55,338 --> 00:58:58,441 Baby, I missed you so much. 882 00:59:02,079 --> 00:59:04,345 How is she gonna capture Krampus? 883 00:59:04,347 --> 00:59:06,349 Well, she's his crazy ex, right? 884 00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:09,019 That must make her Mrs. Claus! 885 00:59:10,119 --> 00:59:11,021 Come on! 886 00:59:12,488 --> 00:59:16,457 Of all nights, you chose tonight 887 00:59:16,459 --> 00:59:19,260 to call in some bitches for fun? 888 00:59:19,262 --> 00:59:20,262 No, no, no, no... 889 00:59:20,264 --> 00:59:22,129 - Big surprise! - It's not what it looks like. 890 00:59:22,131 --> 00:59:24,131 You whimpering fool! 891 00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:25,503 You failed me again! 892 00:59:27,271 --> 00:59:31,439 I always stuck by you even when your business failed 893 00:59:31,441 --> 00:59:32,941 and we had to eat the reindeer. 894 00:59:32,943 --> 00:59:35,142 Did I ever complain? 895 00:59:35,144 --> 00:59:36,012 Never. 896 00:59:38,514 --> 00:59:43,017 Don't you know what I've been up to? 897 00:59:58,702 --> 01:00:00,602 Margaret, he's just drunk. 898 01:00:00,604 --> 01:00:02,269 He's gonna be fine tomorrow, don't... 899 01:00:02,271 --> 01:00:06,640 Look, Margaret, I gotta, hang on a second I got... 900 01:00:06,642 --> 01:00:08,276 Goddamn it! 901 01:00:08,278 --> 01:00:09,513 No, not you, Margaret. 902 01:00:11,014 --> 01:00:11,883 Hold on. 903 01:00:14,017 --> 01:00:16,450 Green, this is the sheriff. 904 01:00:16,452 --> 01:00:19,354 Look, we haven't heard from Sean in a while. 905 01:00:19,356 --> 01:00:20,555 He went out to Santa Land. 906 01:00:20,557 --> 01:00:22,524 I need you guys to get out there, I'm a little bit worried. 907 01:00:22,526 --> 01:00:24,191 Find out what the heck is going on. 908 01:00:24,193 --> 01:00:24,825 Jesus Christ, Sean! 909 01:00:24,827 --> 01:00:26,528 Get out there right now. 910 01:00:26,530 --> 01:00:27,394 Okay. 911 01:00:27,396 --> 01:00:28,662 Good, thank you. 912 01:00:30,434 --> 01:00:31,302 Jesus. 913 01:00:32,535 --> 01:00:35,370 Margaret, hello? 914 01:00:36,273 --> 01:00:37,140 Come on! 915 01:00:41,177 --> 01:00:43,546 What is this place? 916 01:01:07,738 --> 01:01:08,606 Krampus! 917 01:01:20,416 --> 01:01:21,517 Cherry, what have you done? 918 01:01:23,153 --> 01:01:28,159 I was nobody to you and nobody to the entire world. 919 01:01:28,657 --> 01:01:30,758 You saw the way they portrayed me. 920 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,763 Always at your side with a plate of cookies to serve you. 921 01:01:35,765 --> 01:01:36,633 Uh-uh-uh. 922 01:01:38,135 --> 01:01:43,140 I was portrayed as fat, ugly and old. 923 01:01:44,206 --> 01:01:49,145 When we both know that I am fucking hot! 924 01:01:52,349 --> 01:01:55,082 I am cleansing the world of all 925 01:01:55,084 --> 01:01:58,318 the little shits, naughty or nice! 926 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,187 And guess what? 927 01:01:59,189 --> 01:01:59,887 You can't do this! 928 01:01:59,889 --> 01:02:03,291 They'll all think it was you! 929 01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,466 What's that noise? 930 01:02:12,468 --> 01:02:14,468 It's, uh, rats. 931 01:02:14,470 --> 01:02:15,169 It's probably just rats. 932 01:02:15,171 --> 01:02:17,305 Big fucking rats or something. 933 01:02:17,307 --> 01:02:18,372 Oh, my God, gross. 934 01:02:18,374 --> 01:02:22,479 After everything we went through rats are gross? 935 01:02:32,689 --> 01:02:34,457 Hairy balls! 936 01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:44,399 Why are you doing this? 937 01:02:44,401 --> 01:02:48,602 To rewrite history my way with a little help 938 01:02:48,604 --> 01:02:52,575 from my hairy boyfriend. 939 01:03:02,119 --> 01:03:02,820 Oh, baby! 940 01:03:03,854 --> 01:03:08,759 You were too busy spreading love to the world. 941 01:03:13,463 --> 01:03:16,801 Krampus, go get our sleigh. 942 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,401 We have work to do tonight. 943 01:03:41,224 --> 01:03:43,494 Killer hairy balls! 944 01:04:28,738 --> 01:04:31,308 Sounds like it's feeding time. 945 01:04:34,843 --> 01:04:39,914 Krampus! 946 01:05:29,365 --> 01:05:30,633 We have to stop them. 947 01:05:40,343 --> 01:05:40,978 Hurry! 948 01:05:42,412 --> 01:05:43,680 She has my cane. 949 01:05:45,548 --> 01:05:46,417 Mazel tov! 950 01:06:02,965 --> 01:06:06,300 Get her off my sleigh, she's not magical! 951 01:06:06,302 --> 01:06:06,936 Go, go, go! 952 01:06:15,878 --> 01:06:16,846 Go, go, go! 953 01:06:17,780 --> 01:06:18,715 Go, go, go! 954 01:06:28,758 --> 01:06:29,627 Yes! 955 01:06:53,782 --> 01:06:54,651 I'm so sorry. 956 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,921 But you're all connected. 957 01:07:32,555 --> 01:07:34,858 Sean, this way, come on! 958 01:07:35,791 --> 01:07:36,659 Sean! 959 01:07:38,128 --> 01:07:39,093 Sean! 960 01:07:39,095 --> 01:07:40,698 Sean, are you alright? 961 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,535 What happened? 962 01:07:47,403 --> 01:07:49,637 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 963 01:09:27,070 --> 01:09:29,005 Merry Christmas, bitches! 964 01:09:36,481 --> 01:09:41,481 Subtitles by explosiveskull