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Two balls
and two strikes on Hernandez.
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And there's a well-placed bunt!
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Why did he hit the ball
like that?
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- So that is called a bunt.
It's uh, it's tactical.
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It allows the guy on first
to get over to second.
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Okay. Who came up with
the word "bunt"?
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Sounds like something you'd
need to see a surgeon for.
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David, this is an important
game.
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You told me you could get
into this.
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I was referring to the pizza.
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But, also, the game.
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What do we have here?
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I seem to have stumbled
into some sort
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of gentlemen's cavern.
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Hey, thanks for letting me
stay here tonight, Mrs. Rose,
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When David told me
he wanted to install
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a Japanese toilet at my place,
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he neglected to mention that
it would involve
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taking out a wall.
- It was in the email.
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Also, you will be thanking me
when you experience the heated,
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motion-sensor toilet seat.
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So, David, I take it you'll
be employed as cheerleader
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for whatever televised
sporting event
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is unfolding for the remainder
of the day?
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- Alas, this is Patrick's day.
We're doing what Patrick wants.
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- Yes!
- Wow,
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someone's enjoying their day!
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Sorry. Just... cleared
the bases.
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It turns out Herb Ertlinger,
the great fruit vintner,
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is rabid fan of the Crows
movie -
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good luck finding someone
who isn't -
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and he would like to name
a wine after me.
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- Oh my...
- They should call it a...
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a Moira Rosé.
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Yes, that's what he has in mind.
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Amazing! Congrats, Mrs. Rose!
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- Mm.
What news!
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Yes, but he wants me to sample
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the fruits of his labour
this very day!
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Well, this seems like a very
important moment in your life.
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I only wish I could be there.
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I can't go alone.
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Well, unfortunately,
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I told my fiancé I'd watch
the game with him...
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- Just go, David.
- Okay.
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Are you sure?
- Yes.
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You guys might wanna rehearse a
little more next time.
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The extraction did feel
a bit strained.
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- That was you.
- Wha?
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Love you.
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For the beleaguered bullpen..
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There are my fierce women,
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ready to elevate their lives!
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I'm so glad you decided
to come today.
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Well, you pushed pretty hard
for it, Alexis.
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- You said you'd buy me lunch.
- Mhmm.
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As Elevation's official
regional brand ambassador
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and regional marketing
invigorator,
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I need to ask you guys:
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are you ready for a total
physical
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and emotional transformation?
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- Nah, but I'll do your class.
- Mm.
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I didn't know they'd make us
change
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out of our own workout clothes.
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Yeah, I kinda wish I knew that
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before I spent all that money
on my LuLu Limes.
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- Okay.
- I found a stain on my pants.
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Are we sure that they
clean these?
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- 'Kay, Stevie...
- Alexis!
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It's wonderful to see
all these new recruits
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you've brought for us today.
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Leadership is thrilled with
all of your hard work.
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Oh my God, I'm blushing.
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Um, ladies, meet Citrus.
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Citrus runs our East Coast wing,
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so we are very lucky
to have him here today.
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You know, I should also tell you
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that he's been very impressed
with all of the work
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you've done for us
these past few weeks.
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I'm sorry, who's "he?"
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Oh, good point. Who's "he"?
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Well, if you keep this up,
you'll find out soon enough.
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Twyla, Stevie, Jocelyn,
and Ronnie,
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have a great class.
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How does he know all
of our names?
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Am I crazy or is he really cute?
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Okay, ladies,
are we ready to elevate?
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- Nah.
- What if I just wait in the car
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until you're ready for lunch?
'Cause I'm just getting
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a really weird vibe
from this place.
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Stevie, we've talked about this.
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You are a businesswoman now
and part of that means
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that you need to be like
physically and mentally sharp.
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And also, I get paid for
everyone that signs up,
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so mm, mm, mm.
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All right, my Elevators,
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we are ascending, not depending.
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All our troubles,
all our worries,
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we're going to elevate
above them.
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Can I get an 'oh yeah'
if you're up on my level!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh yeah...
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Hey, Johnny.
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Listen, I don't wanna creep
you out or anything,
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but I was just peering
into your son's bedroom...
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Okay, not off to a good
start, Roland.
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Well, do you know that
Patrick's sitting in there
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all by himself?
- Uh, yes, I'm aware.
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He's spending the night with us.
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Patrick is practically family
now.
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Ah. Have you told him that?
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Well, no, I haven't told him.
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I mean, I haven't exactly
said it out loud.
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Yeah... I don't know, Johnny.
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Not having the big father/
son-in-law chat
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feels like a missed opportunity
to lay down some laws.
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Maybe Patrick should get "the
talk" from old Uncle Roland.
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'Kay, nobody's having a talk
with Uncle Roland.
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Look, everything is fine.
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If I feel like having a talk,
I'll have a talk.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have a few things
to attend to.
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I remember when Jocelyn's dad
gave me the talk.
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I mean, he was trying to talk
me out of getting married,
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but she was 9 months pregnant
at the time,
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so he really didn't have a leg
to stand on.
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But I'll tell you,
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I could not get out of that
sauna fast enough.
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No way!
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The kid's just in there
by himself, Johnny.
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Something to think about.
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Okay, so how did this happen?
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I'm shocked he'd give you
a second chance
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after that train wreck
of a commercial.
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Mark my words, David, Herb...
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- Ertlinger.
- Mm-hmm.
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Won't be the last we see to
clamber out of the woodwork
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now that I have a hit film
on my hands.
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Spines tend to liquidate
in the presence of success.
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Speaking of.
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Herb!
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- ERT-linger.
ERT. LINGER.
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- Herb Ertlinger.
- Nailed it first try.
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Hey, bygones be bygones
about the TV spot.
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At least the print ad
worked out.
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Pretty hard to mess up
one of those!
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Clearly you haven't seen
the heartburn ads
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- she shot with Anne Geddes.
- Herb,
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I would like to introduce you
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to a potential vendor.
This is my son, David Rose.
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I'm sure you've heard of
Rose Apothecary?
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I have not, no.
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But I'd be happy to discuss
a buy with...
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whatever store this is,
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- if it means something to you.
- Okay.
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I think we might need to sample
the product first.
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Ah!
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My wife and I got a real kick
out of that Crows movie.
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So we would love to make
our Moira Rosé
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an exclusive
and limited release.
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This is what we're thinking
for the label.
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Well, hello!
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Who is she and how do we get
a mouthful of her?!
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Now, it's important that
you believe
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in the product you're selling,
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so we have a few options:
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there's the strawberry-peach,
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the ground fruits blend,
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and... a lovely banana rosé.
Huh?
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- Mmm. Rich in potassium.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, uh, sample at your leisure.
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I'll come back with some
coffee grounds
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and a cheese board.
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Again, we are so thrilled
to have you here, Moira.
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Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.
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Poor thing.
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Okay. Here is to being able
to share
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the perks of the industry
with you.
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Salut.
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Cheers.
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Oh, I had my reservations
about banana.
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Um, that's strawberry-peach.
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Oh dear, it tastes like
Amoxicillin.
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This one's burning my throat.
These are terrible!
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Well, we have to pick one,
David.
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Do we? You really want people
associating your name
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with this... laundry detergent?
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I would never sell this
at my store.
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Okay, enough.
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Whew.
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Now I'm getting notes of tomato.
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Ugh.
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Bottom of
the 8th, Tigers down by one.
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Great pitching duel today...
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Oh, hey, Mr. Rose.
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Patrick! Uh, yeah,
I was gonna say hello,
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I, uh, didn't wanna interrupt.
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- No, no, not at all.
I'm just watching the game.
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Hey, do you want some pizza?
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Uh... yeah, I could go
for some 'za.
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Ordered it a while ago,
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so it might be a bit cold
by now, but...
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Oh, that's okay,
cold pizza can be good.
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- Mm.
- Hot pizza's good.
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Too-hot pizza - not so good.
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- I got that happening.
- Yeah.
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Oh, is this thin crust?
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I think it's just regular.
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Oh yeah, well, I love
a regular crust.
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...Jackson on
the mound.
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Yeah, cheese, tomato sauce,
bread.
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Can't beat that combination.
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Here's the
wind-up - and the pitch!
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You know, speaking of great
combinations, you and David...
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- Oh!
- Oh, uh...
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did we get another hit?
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That's the other team,
unfortunately.
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Oh... boy. Almost got
a glove on it, huh?
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That would've been good.
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You know, I was gonna say,
you and David...
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Oh, he and Mrs. Rose went
to some wine tasting thing.
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Oh, he went with Mrs. Rose,
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yeah, the woman I'm married to?
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You know, I was just flashing
on you and David...
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- Oh, come on!
This is not happening.
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What is happening?!
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Oh, you know, we,
we can talk about this later.
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It's not, it doesn't really
matter. Fellas!
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Ugh!
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- Yes, Stevie!
You're crushing it.
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You're breaking through
and I can see it!
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Ronnie...
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You too!
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Twyla, where are we going?
- Up!
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And what're we leaving behind?
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Everything and everyone!
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Yes! Push past those demons!
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Leave it behind you
as we ascend to the gateway.
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Jocelyn, do you see it?
- I think so!
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And... class!
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Great job, everyon!
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And remember, I wanna see
all of you
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signing up for that gateway!
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Good work.
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Oh yeah, I feel amazing.
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Does anyone wanna sign up
with me?
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I'm happy to share a tent!
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If babies are allowed, I am in.
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Consider me a convert.
I'm gonna go grab a couple
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of those Elevation Hydration
bottles.
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So, Stevie, what did you think?
252
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,588
Okay, yeah, I didn't hate it,
253
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,851
but I mean,
254
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,071
does anybody even know
what "the gateway" is?
255
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,899
Um, well, I think it's pretty
obvious...
256
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,686
Although, if it'd make you
feel better,
257
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,079
I can totally like clarify
258
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,907
some of the language
with Citrus.
259
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,781
Yeah. Um, hey! Citrus?
260
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,522
Yeah?
261
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,698
Well, first of all, so great
to finally experience
262
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,395
what we're marketing.
263
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,615
Well, I'm glad you
enjoyed it, Alexis.
264
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,617
Although,
from a marketing perspective,
265
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,837
I think it'd be really
helpful to just like...
266
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,926
clarify some of the language
that we're using.
267
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,450
Okay. Like what?
268
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,104
Well, first of all,
269
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:13,020
I noticed that you referred to,
um, like "demons" a lot.
270
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:17,024
- Well, we all have demons!
- Yes, and I get that.
271
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,026
Carbs. Am I right?-
272
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,376
Right. But I'm also talking
about actual demons.
273
00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,205
Yes...
274
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,573
Okay. I guess I'm just asking
for the people
275
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,425
signing up right now, um,
276
00:11:27,873 --> 00:11:30,191
Is the gateway, like, a symbol
for something
277
00:11:30,216 --> 00:11:32,126
or is it like an actual gateway?
278
00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:34,955
Oh! It's, it's a symbol.
279
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,348
Okay, good.-
280
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,569
But it's also a literal
gateway into the sky.
281
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,833
Gotcha.
282
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,705
I hope that cleared
everything up.
283
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,142
- Totally.
- Great.
284
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,102
I'm just signing up.
I can't...
285
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,496
Oh... it's gonna be good.
286
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,197
Hey, Jocelyn?
287
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,895
Can I see that sign-up sheet
for a sec?
288
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,592
Oh, I haven't finished
filling out my social...
289
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,941
Oh, that's okay.
290
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,421
I'm just gonna go and destroy
this right now,
291
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,770
because I get the creeping
suspicion
292
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,554
that this place is like,
not okay.
293
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,079
Like I feel like this is more
than just a fitness class.
294
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,559
- What do you think it is?
- Um, I think it's a cult.
295
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,126
And like not the good kind.
296
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,954
Not like when you go
to India to follow
297
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,956
a long-haired, sexy man around
for a couple months
298
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,437
and then come home with
a bangin' yoga body.
299
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,439
Yeah, if only someone had
pointed out how weird this was
300
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,006
from the beginning.
301
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,834
Alexis, can I still go on
the trip?
302
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,487
I'm not saying that I need it.
303
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,707
It's just last weekend
I snuck Roland Jr.
304
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,056
Into the ball room at Ikea,
305
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,102
just so I could eat a meatball
by myself.
306
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,191
No. No. No one is going on
the trip.
307
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,280
And I am so sorry for making
you guys sign up for this.
308
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,064
Well, I'm keeping
the Hydration bottles.
309
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,066
I can just dump out
the crystal water.
310
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:46,200
Just a heads up, you guys,
they're almost sold out
311
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,158
of the "nocturnal affirmation"
cassette tapes, so...
312
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,247
- Twy...
- Now I just need to buy
313
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,119
one of their cassette players.
Because you have to make sure
314
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,121
they're playing at the right
speed when you're sleeping.
315
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,471
- Twy, this is a cult.
I brought you to a cult.
316
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,995
Oh my gosh,
did you not know that?
317
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,954
My mom tried to take me
to the gateway
318
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,520
for spring break one year.
319
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,913
I just thought I was supporting
your career.
320
00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:06,960
Ugh, how did I fall for this?
321
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,440
Cults prey on sad, weak,
vulnerable people.
322
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,181
I'll try not to take
that personally.
323
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,357
I've just been so desperate
to like throw myself into work,
324
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,055
and I clearly missed all
the signs
325
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,883
and now I've like endangered
all of us.
326
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,885
Well, there's an exit sign
right there.
327
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,539
Yup, but the arrow's pointing
straight up.
328
00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:25,399
There was an emergency exit
in the change room.
329
00:13:25,424 --> 00:13:28,497
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
330
00:13:35,646 --> 00:13:38,469
Ugh! Okay, you know what?
I'm making a blend.
331
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,515
Yes. Make us a nice
Moira-lot...
332
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,822
or a Moira Rose-ling.
333
00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:51,134
Hey, not to be too effusive,
but I'd call that one potable.
334
00:13:51,484 --> 00:13:53,771
I have had worst things
in my mouth.
335
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,532
I'm so happy that I wrestled
you away today
336
00:13:57,911 --> 00:14:00,317
for this oenological escapade.
337
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,581
I finally have you all
to myself, David.
338
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,671
When's the last time you and I
had a whole day together
339
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,196
with nary a care in the world?
340
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,676
I mean, I am in the middle of
planning a wedding,
341
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,462
while also building
a successful retail empire.
342
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,898
Yes, you are.
343
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,422
Then grant me this precious
moment -
344
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,468
before there's a ring
on your finger -
345
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:24,080
to say chin chin to you
and your husband-to-be.
346
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,562
This feels remarkably selfless.
347
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,782
You and Patrick are two
good grapes.
348
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:31,914
Hmm...
349
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,698
Different notes,
different tannins,
350
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:37,528
but... together, you've managed
to make one perfect blend.
351
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,271
- Thank you.
- That being said...
352
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:44,361
- Oh my God.
- If I may impart a...
353
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,321
slice of marital sagacity:
354
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,540
you and I,
355
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,934
we're two potent grapes.
356
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,936
You know, there's a lot of
your father in Patrick.
357
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,372
Don't need that.
358
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,113
But just because their notes
are subtle
359
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,942
doesn't mean they require
any less attention.
360
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,205
Says the woman who literally
convinced me
361
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,294
to leave my partner alone
at home,
362
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,556
watching a baseball game.
363
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,297
You know I'm right.
364
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,560
Your father and I have produced
beautiful wine together
365
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,823
for over forty years.
- Ew.
366
00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:14,874
And I have absolutely no doubt
367
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,567
that your relationship
with Patrick
368
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,266
is going to get even better
with age.
369
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:23,345
Okay, I hope we've landed on
something,
370
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,750
because all I have left
is this cherry ice wine
371
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,318
and I think it might be corked.
372
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,538
Nope. My David has put
together
373
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,888
a delicious blend right here.
- Mm-hmm-hmm!
374
00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:37,662
Ugh. No. That's not the one
we picked.
375
00:15:37,706 --> 00:15:39,490
- Huh?
- That's not the one we picked.
376
00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:41,362
What? Well, let's retrace
our steps.
377
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:43,810
No.
378
00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:45,919
How many combinations
can there be?
379
00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,151
No.
380
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,786
We'll be back to
the ball game right after...
381
00:15:49,811 --> 00:15:52,286
Yeah, I guess I don't need
to turn the volume down
382
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:54,549
for these commercial breaks.
- Oh, whatever works for you.
383
00:15:56,594 --> 00:15:58,509
It's just I thought you
had something
384
00:15:58,553 --> 00:16:00,381
that you wanted to talk about?
385
00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:03,645
Oh, no, just wondering
what the inflation was
386
00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:05,690
on concessions these days,
387
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:07,954
'cause it's been years
since I've been to a ball game.
388
00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:09,912
Well, it's highway robbery.
389
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:12,436
Yeah, you got that right.
390
00:16:13,486 --> 00:16:15,850
It just sorta seemed like you
wanted to talk about David
391
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,398
for a second.
392
00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:19,182
Felt like that's where
you were goin'.
393
00:16:19,226 --> 00:16:20,618
No, I...
394
00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:22,925
sure. Yeah, I can talk about
David.
395
00:16:23,164 --> 00:16:25,557
Yeah, my son...
396
00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:29,013
Who, uh, you will be...
397
00:16:29,911 --> 00:16:32,763
walking down the aisle
with very soon.
398
00:16:32,979 --> 00:16:35,764
Well, technically, you won't be
walking with him...
399
00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:38,836
down the aisle, but...
but um...
400
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,422
Mr. Rose, I don't wanna
cut you off,
401
00:16:41,857 --> 00:16:44,033
but um...
402
00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:49,256
I'm glad we have a minute
to talk.
403
00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:53,087
Because I, I hope it goes
without saying that,
404
00:16:53,365 --> 00:16:55,419
as lucky as I feel
to have met David,
405
00:16:56,552 --> 00:17:00,745
I also feel incredibly lucky
to be joining your family.
406
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:02,878
Huh.
407
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,731
I love your son
408
00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:08,019
and I will always do everything
I can
409
00:17:08,622 --> 00:17:11,060
to respect him
410
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,584
and to protect him
from all of the things in life
411
00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:15,325
that can set him off.
412
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,980
And there are many, many things
that can set him off...
413
00:17:18,024 --> 00:17:20,940
Oh, I'm aware, yeah.
414
00:17:23,178 --> 00:17:25,529
Um... oh boy, that...
415
00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:28,034
pretty much covers it.
416
00:17:28,077 --> 00:17:30,775
Uh, I was only gonna say
that I...
417
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:34,232
I hope you treat him with...
respect,
418
00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:37,192
which you just said you would,
419
00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:40,896
and, of course...
I already knew it.
420
00:17:41,743 --> 00:17:43,614
I'm glad we had this talk,
Mr. Rose.
421
00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:45,877
Me too. Me too.
422
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,013
All right.
423
00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:55,975
Iverson at the plate,
424
00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:58,194
and here comes the pitch!
425
00:17:58,238 --> 00:17:59,935
- Iverson with a...
- Oh... Oh! It's going...
426
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,242
GOING! GONE!
427
00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:03,765
Oh!
428
00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:05,375
- Whoa-ho!
- Hey!
429
00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:09,423
Wow!
430
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:22,044
So, it was this one?
431
00:18:22,088 --> 00:18:25,004
Um, let me just triple check.
432
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,878
No.
No, it's not.
433
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:32,185
Did it oxidize?
434
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,535
Is that why we can't recognize
the tastes?
435
00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:37,538
Okay, if neither of you can
remember which one it was,
436
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,888
maybe we just,
we just call this off.
437
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:43,892
The wife and I had reservations
at the Elmdale Inn an hour ago.
438
00:18:43,935 --> 00:18:46,068
It was strawberry-radish.
439
00:18:46,112 --> 00:18:47,722
We don't do anything
with radishes.
440
00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:49,202
- Ooh, maybe you should.
That sounds refreshing.
441
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:51,247
We're not making a new wine!
442
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,728
There's no need to raise
your voices, Herbert.
443
00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:57,949
Okay, speaking of Herbert,
is it Herbert or Erbert?
444
00:18:57,993 --> 00:19:00,372
Like when people say Herb
or Erb?
445
00:19:00,397 --> 00:19:03,694
I took the liberty of calling
your husband, Moira,
446
00:19:03,738 --> 00:19:06,175
because somebody has to drive
you two home
447
00:19:06,219 --> 00:19:08,090
and it's certainly not going
to be me.
448
00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:11,615
Our designated grapes!
449
00:19:11,659 --> 00:19:14,009
Well, I see the sampling
went well.
450
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,793
Okay.
451
00:19:15,837 --> 00:19:17,447
We couldn't find a wine.
452
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,275
Well, it sorta smells
like you... found all the wine.
453
00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:20,885
- What?
- Yeah...
454
00:19:20,929 --> 00:19:23,062
Mr. Ertlinger, I hope this
doesn't stand in the way of...
455
00:19:23,105 --> 00:19:25,281
our doing business.
456
00:19:25,325 --> 00:19:27,457
Your wife ensured that
that won't be happening.
457
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,981
Between the two of them they
could not find a single wine
458
00:19:30,025 --> 00:19:32,245
they were willing to put
Moira's name on.
459
00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:34,899
- I said radish!
- We...
460
00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:38,316
Could you please escort
your family out of here?
461
00:19:38,341 --> 00:19:40,474
I am very late for a dinner!
462
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:43,995
I am offering a major apology
if that'll help.
463
00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:49,610
Okay. I take it keys are in
your purse, Moira?
464
00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:51,655
- Es in a nokia...
- I'm gonna uh...
465
00:19:51,699 --> 00:19:53,831
I'm gonna start the car.
- Okay, great!
466
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,654
- Yeah.
- What?!
467
00:20:06,235 --> 00:20:08,933
How was your class, Alexis?
468
00:20:08,977 --> 00:20:11,806
- Um, it was a big success.
Thank you for asking.
469
00:20:11,849 --> 00:20:13,634
Everyone had a great time
470
00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,462
and the clients were like
super impressed.
471
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,377
Oh, that's good.
472
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,900
I wonder if that means they'll
give you priority boarding
473
00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:20,902
when you enter the gateway?
- Oh my God,
474
00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:22,730
Stevie did this, didn't she?
475
00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,819
Now, do the step machines
actually lift off the ground,
476
00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:27,169
or are the step machines just
there to help you practice
477
00:20:27,213 --> 00:20:29,345
for when you walk onto
the spaceship?
478
00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:31,042
Come on, David, she didn't know.
479
00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:32,740
- Thank you!
- But now that you do,
480
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,829
does it just make the journey
to the gateway
481
00:20:34,872 --> 00:20:36,874
that much more meaningful?
- Okay, you know what?
482
00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:39,660
Honestly, this whole situation
is starting to gross me out.
483
00:20:39,703 --> 00:20:42,750
It's like I'm sharing a room
with my twin brothers who kiss.
484
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,404
- Mm!
- Mm...
485
00:20:44,447 --> 00:20:47,189
Well, look at this!
486
00:20:47,272 --> 00:20:50,380
We have a full house here.
487
00:20:50,809 --> 00:20:54,009
Just came in to say goodnight.
- That's not necessary.
488
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:56,689
- John! Open, please!
- Yeah.
489
00:20:57,318 --> 00:20:59,698
Hey! I like sleepovers!
490
00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:02,073
Anyone think I might
like a sleepover?
491
00:21:02,117 --> 00:21:03,771
Ew... Ew!
492
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:06,426
You know, spending
a little extra time together
493
00:21:06,469 --> 00:21:08,428
is not such a bad idea
since we're...
494
00:21:08,471 --> 00:21:10,908
losing Alexis soon
to the gateway.
495
00:21:10,952 --> 00:21:12,432
- OH MY GOD-DUH!
- A simple mistake, honey.
496
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:15,652
So does this happen every night?
497
00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:18,220
- Um, no. No, it doesn't.
- Oh...
498
00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:20,344
Uh, okay.
499
00:21:20,387 --> 00:21:22,742
Mm! Stop!