1 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:11,794 Oh my God, I just sent you 2 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,796 the first trailer to the "Crows" movie! 3 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:16,233 - What?! - My "Crows" movie? 4 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,800 No. Gwen's. 5 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,149 They sent over a little sneak peak 6 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,282 before it goes live tomorrow. 7 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,587 Oh, Alexis! 8 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,981 This is a critical moment. 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,071 A siren call to the cinematic rapture that is to come. 10 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,507 How did it look? 11 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,422 It like literally just came through 12 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,076 John, draw the curtains. 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,991 - David! - What? 14 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,427 We're going to watch the "Crows" trailer. 15 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:38,386 No! No, go away. 16 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,170 Perhaps I should screen it privately first. 17 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:41,954 Okay. Well, I'm here now. 18 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:43,608 So the least you could do is show me it. 19 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,393 Dad! 20 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,873 John, it's practically obsidian in here! 21 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,440 You just said close the curtains! 22 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:52,095 Okay. Okay, family, be kind. 23 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,836 - Okay. - Okay. 24 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,276 - Okay, we gotta press play. - Oh. Okay. 25 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,974 Some banks make mortgages way too complicated. 26 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,281 I don't remember any of this...? 27 00:01:03,306 --> 00:01:04,307 Oh, it's just an ad, Sweetheart. 28 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:05,768 Skip it. 29 00:01:10,976 --> 00:01:12,637 There was a time 30 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:15,659 when the Crows were our friend... 31 00:01:16,445 --> 00:01:17,947 It's halted. Someone hit resume. 32 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,557 Just let it buffer. 33 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,951 - ...friends. - Well, we best be returning... 34 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,998 Dad, I told you we needed to upgrade the Wi-Fi. 35 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:29,001 Oh, this is a no way an optimal viewing experience. 36 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:31,917 - It's back! - Okay, start it over. 37 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,484 Okay. 38 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,095 Some banks make mortgages... 39 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,270 You know what, this is excruciating. 40 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,228 You know what, Sweetheart? 41 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,969 Why don't you just give us a holler when it's ready? 42 00:01:49,302 --> 00:01:50,632 Oh my God, David! 43 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:53,156 I totally forgot about the wedding dream book! 44 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,419 Um, where did you find that? 45 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,204 Um, I was looking for an earring 46 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:01,121 and found it under your pillow. Anyway, you did it. 47 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:04,341 You manifested your wedding and I'm like literally stunned. 48 00:02:04,732 --> 00:02:06,169 You're stunned. 49 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,345 Yeah, but like in a good way. 50 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,086 Like think of all the people on the planet 51 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,958 who find someone, somehow you're one of those people. 52 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:16,179 I don't know how to take that. 53 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,702 I mean, you didn't end up marrying JC Chasez 54 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,530 or Jenna Elfman. 55 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,228 But I actually feel like Patrick is kind of 56 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,186 the best of both of them. - Mhmm. 57 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,101 Oh, so you're still gonna do Keira Knightley's 58 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,383 green dress from Atonement as my maid of honour look? 59 00:02:28,052 --> 00:02:30,411 You know what, haven't got to that stage 60 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,587 in the planning process yet. So I'm not quite sure. 61 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,545 Okay. Well, I'm here for a month 62 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,373 so you better put me to work while your can. 63 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,202 Hm. Come in. 64 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:42,074 Well, if it isn't our very own little JC Chasez. 65 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,076 - Sorry. Who? - Ooh, we've been over that. 66 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,078 Um, we should probably go though. 67 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,516 Oh. Where are my favourite groom and David off to? 68 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:53,085 We are taking Patrick to get his suit fitted. 69 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,565 What kind of suit? 70 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,567 - Hopefully my wedding suit. - Oh my God. 71 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,569 Well, I'll just grab my bag, and come with. 72 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,571 You know what, I don't even know if that's necessary. 73 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,486 - Honestly, David, it's fine. I'm your maid of honour. 74 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,144 Um... hmm... 75 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,625 That. 76 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:14,068 You weren't supposed to be here for six months, 77 00:03:14,771 --> 00:03:18,154 so I might have asked someone else. 78 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,288 - Okay. Well, I'm here now. So... 79 00:03:22,112 --> 00:03:23,984 who did you ask? 80 00:03:24,795 --> 00:03:26,138 If you say Ronnie... 81 00:03:26,163 --> 00:03:28,033 Oh, I don't think she would have said say yes. 82 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,470 - Does not like him. - Yeah. 83 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,385 Um, I asked Stevie. 84 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,302 David, you better be talking about Stevie Nicks. 85 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:39,044 Stevie said yes? 86 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,742 I mean, it was more of a reluctant "sure." 87 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,179 Okay, well, it sound like she doesn't actually wanna do it. 88 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,528 So why don't I just come with, 89 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,095 and I will gently take it off her hands. 90 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:52,275 Fine. But I don't want any hurt feelings. 91 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,059 Because the last thing we need right now 92 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:58,368 is interpersonal conflict eclipsing my... our day. 93 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:00,457 Imagine what I could do with you bachelor party, David. 94 00:04:00,969 --> 00:04:03,145 Diplo still sends me nudes. 95 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:08,443 - It's a DJ. - Okay. 96 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,652 Oh Roland, I'm shocked. 97 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,308 These rooms are in good shape. 98 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,310 Well, what were you were expecting, Johnny. 99 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,051 I mean, no offense, 100 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,140 but I don't throw good money down on lemons. 101 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:33,273 Who am I, you buying your car? 102 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,797 Okay, we've had no problems with the car, Roland. 103 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,321 No, this place has good bones. 104 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:41,193 Oh, look... the maid forgot to pick up her tip. 105 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,675 Is that a bag full of money? 106 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:47,330 Yeah, it's kinda a generous tip when you consider 107 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,853 she didn't clean up this garbage 108 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:51,116 and this loaded gun. 109 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,162 All right. Don't point it, put it down. 110 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,468 Put the gun down. 111 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,383 Someone's clearly been squatting here. 112 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,080 And by the looks of it, 113 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,821 they don't appear to be on the up and up. 114 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,476 Well, maybe Benny and Betty left this here. 115 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:05,261 And we just inherited a bag of money and a gun. 116 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,219 If we're gonna split it up, I call the money. 117 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,134 We're not taking the money, Roland. 118 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,702 Whoever left it here is obviously coming back for it. 119 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:12,747 Why do you say that? 120 00:05:12,772 --> 00:05:15,402 I left a pack of chewing gum at the movie theatre 121 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:16,794 two weeks ago, and I haven't gone back for it. 122 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,101 Look at this, a cigarette and a newspaper. 123 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,798 That stuff could've been here for years. 124 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,800 Then explain why the coffee is still hot? 125 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,318 It's called global warming, Johnny. 126 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:25,802 Okay. 127 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,307 Why do you strike me as one of those people 128 00:05:27,332 --> 00:05:28,575 that doesn't believe in that. 129 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,393 Roland, I say we go to the police. 130 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,158 We have to let them handle it. 131 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,291 And then what? We offer our guests a discount 132 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,380 to stay in the middle of a crime scene. 133 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:38,686 Then what do you suggest? 134 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,470 Let's stake out the place, 135 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,776 Person comes back, takes their stuff, leaves, 136 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,517 and we can change the locks. 137 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,782 Okay, we give it a day, see if the guy comes back. 138 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:51,394 Or gal. This is the 21st century, Johnny. 139 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,744 - Okay. - Let's get with it. 140 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,703 Come on. 141 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,357 I'm with it. 142 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:04,755 Well, we best be returning to the lab, Nathaniel. 143 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,149 It's getting dark. 144 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,238 But it's the middle of the afternoon, 145 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,371 must be a solar eclipse. 146 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,416 That's not an eclipse, Nathaniel! 147 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,287 Those are birds! 148 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,377 Ahhh! 149 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,858 And so... what have we done?! 150 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,874 "The Crows Have Eyes: The Crowening." 151 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,446 Mrs. Rose, was that you the whole time? 152 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,187 Indeed it was. 153 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,624 Thanks in large part to the thaumaturgy 154 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,409 of our special effects department. 155 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,932 Stunning, isn't it? 156 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,977 What a human beak can do? 157 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:56,328 So wait. Did you get the virus in the end? 158 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,330 Was that not clear? 159 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,767 Should we give it another watch? 160 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,422 No, I think three times through is the sweet spot. 161 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,467 This is so exciting. 162 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,208 What if it gets nominated for an Oscar? 163 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,731 Twyla! 164 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,690 No, we must keep the carriage in the wake of the mare. 165 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,474 Golden Globe, perhaps, 166 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,868 but I won't let myself envisage that. 167 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,000 I gotta say, those special effects looked 168 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:19,221 way better than what I pictured when you described it. 169 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:22,442 Credit the technical wizardry of our team of imaginators. 170 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,708 Gals, we're being rude. 171 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,493 Jocelyn hasn't had a chance to render her opinion, 172 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:33,409 though the adulation does appear to be unanimous. 173 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,673 Well... 174 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,414 it looked just like a real movie. 175 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:42,026 Now there is the quote for the sizzle reel! 176 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,421 Oh... it's-it's neat! 177 00:07:45,935 --> 00:07:47,031 "Neat." 178 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:50,731 - To see you in a... in a real movie. 179 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:56,258 Anyways, I bet we are dying to get to rehearsal, ladies. 180 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:58,478 So let's get those stands. 181 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:01,350 Of course. We'll pick up this parley after rehearsal. 182 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,920 - Were the crows nice? - Hm. 183 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,270 My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me 184 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,967 to take my bra off. 185 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,496 Okay, so you guys just chat up here, 186 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,585 and I'll keep it cool, keep it casual. 187 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,934 Okay. Here she comes. 188 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:21,849 She'll probably gonna be uncomfortable admitting 189 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,894 that she doesn't wanna be a part of your wedding party, 190 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,983 so I'm gonna make her feel like she's doing me a favour. 191 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,898 - Isn't she though? - Okay. That's funny. 192 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,683 More of that. But aim it at David. 193 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:33,704 Please drive. 194 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:36,867 Like, now. - Yep. 195 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,565 So that's your uniform, huh? 196 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,567 You do know that "Pan Am" was cancelled 197 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:45,786 after a season, right? 198 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,657 Cool and casual, please David. 199 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,920 I am sitting next to her so I will be the one to handle this. 200 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,966 This is the flight attendant's uniform. 201 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,968 Why am I wearing it, you ask? 202 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,883 Because this morning I found out 203 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,929 I was gonna be a flight attendant on a real flight. 204 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,931 Wait, didn't you like just start? 205 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,455 - Uh, less than a week ago? Yeah. Mhmm. 206 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:06,067 So how safe can the plane be 207 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,591 if I'm the one in charge of saving people's lives? 208 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,941 Yeah. Yikes. Not safe. 209 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,335 So you probably just wanna like head home then. 210 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,467 I'm fine. As long as I don't have to go back there. 211 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,078 I was gonna put my life in danger for what? 212 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:19,080 To see the world? 213 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,952 They only fly to Hoboken, Windsor and South Dakota. 214 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,780 I've actually heard South Dakota is quite scenic. 215 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,652 Okay. 216 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,828 Did you know that Larry Air has 18 ongoing lawsuits? 217 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:30,047 One of which is from Larry himself. 218 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,962 Wow, okay. Got it. 219 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,747 I left a job that I actually liked for this. 220 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,531 What is wrong with me? 221 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,747 How honest do you want us to be? 222 00:09:36,772 --> 00:09:38,036 Oh no, babe. 223 00:09:38,061 --> 00:09:40,623 It sounds like you have so much on your plate already, 224 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,364 on top of your bridesmaids duties. 225 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,757 Are you sure you want that much stress? 226 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,628 As crazy as this sounds, 227 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,499 I'm actually looking forward to that. 228 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,501 Feel like it's the only job I can't mess up at this point. 229 00:09:51,002 --> 00:09:52,221 Totally. 230 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,563 Hmm. 231 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,821 Okay, Johnny. 232 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,780 As soon as we get this place up and running 233 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,172 the first order of business 234 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,784 is to restock the vending machine. 235 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,524 Do you know that all they had was this 236 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:15,832 Drink Tyme Orange Sodas and one bag of Poly Puffs. 237 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,007 All right, we're gonna have to get 238 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,009 some brand names in there. 239 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,533 No, I'm saying get more of this. 240 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:24,406 Do you realize that this soda is made with 99% real drink. 241 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,669 You can't argue with that kind of math. 242 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,846 Roland, can you focus on the task at hand please? 243 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,196 If we're gonna be partners, 244 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,024 you've gotta take this job more seriously. 245 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,461 Well, why do you think I got these snacks? 246 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,855 I mean we could be on this stakeout for days, 247 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,204 maybe weeks. 248 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,076 Someone's coming. 249 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:48,964 Get down. 250 00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:54,099 It is a man. 251 00:10:54,124 --> 00:10:58,048 Your sexist instincts were right as usual. 252 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,659 Okay. Good, good, good. 253 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,531 Maybe he'll just get his stuff and leave. 254 00:11:03,888 --> 00:11:06,325 He's taken off his jacket. 255 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:09,461 He's going to the vending machine? 256 00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:12,822 Roland, we can't have squatters here. 257 00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:15,059 One of us is gonna have to talk to him. 258 00:11:15,084 --> 00:11:16,868 Johnny, the guy has a gun. 259 00:11:17,556 --> 00:11:19,255 Okay, then as partners, 260 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,794 I think it's only fair thing to do is handle this together. 261 00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:23,005 Okay. 262 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:27,419 I just need a minute to figure out what I'm gonna say. 263 00:11:32,732 --> 00:11:35,818 Come in. 264 00:11:35,843 --> 00:11:37,185 Oh, good, Jocelyn, 265 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,602 I caught you in a moment of repose. 266 00:11:38,627 --> 00:11:41,064 Yeah. I was just grading book reports. 267 00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:42,481 Heh. Tell me about it! 268 00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:45,545 So how are you doing, Jocelyn? 269 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,435 You seem to be wishing to discharge something 270 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,636 from your chest today at rehearsal 271 00:11:50,661 --> 00:11:52,402 and didn't get a chance. 272 00:11:52,427 --> 00:11:54,298 - Uh, no, I'm fine. - You're fine. 273 00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:58,067 Why? Why do you hate my movie? 274 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,398 - I just saw the trailer. - Exactly! 275 00:12:00,442 --> 00:12:02,792 Yet you've already deemed it this year's John Carter. 276 00:12:02,835 --> 00:12:05,142 - I never said that. - You didn't have to. 277 00:12:05,186 --> 00:12:07,318 Just the look in your eyes sent a chilling, 278 00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:10,452 wet gust of raspberries to my face. 279 00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:13,411 I just don't like horror movies. 280 00:12:13,455 --> 00:12:15,370 My first boyfriend took me to a Michael Meyers movie 281 00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:17,241 and I never got over it. 282 00:12:17,285 --> 00:12:18,373 Not "The Love Guru"? 283 00:12:18,398 --> 00:12:21,133 Moira, you don't really care if I like your movie? 284 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,768 Don't be giddy. 285 00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:25,423 But just so you know, Jocelyn, 286 00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:29,732 an actress is only as happy as her unhappiest audience. 287 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,994 - What do we think? Bow tie or no bow tie. 288 00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:40,778 - Oh, bow. - No bow. 289 00:12:40,822 --> 00:12:43,346 I sort of feel like bow tie is kind of classic, no? 290 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:46,349 Okay, you sort of made it seem like you weren't sure. 291 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:48,786 - I'm not sure. But I also very much am. 292 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:51,006 Also, a black bow ties photograph better. 293 00:12:51,049 --> 00:12:52,964 I should know. I once hooked up 294 00:12:53,008 --> 00:12:54,618 with three different GQ Men of the Year. 295 00:12:54,662 --> 00:12:56,141 At the GQ Men of the Year party. 296 00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:57,969 Okay, sorry. 297 00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:00,363 I'm probably not the person to ask for fashion stuff. 298 00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:02,800 Um, speaking of maid of honour duties... 299 00:13:02,844 --> 00:13:04,976 Stevie? Thoughts on the bachelor party. 300 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:06,848 Oh-oh. 301 00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:10,591 Um, I think I was just gonna see what David wanted to do? 302 00:13:10,634 --> 00:13:13,506 Okay. I'm super easy. 303 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:15,596 Although I did find a gorgeous ryokan in Hakone 304 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:17,815 With a hot spring-fed onsen on the balcony? 305 00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:19,643 Private Chef optional. 306 00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,645 But I'm open to other ideas. 307 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:23,821 Okay. Hot tip: it often makes for less stress 308 00:13:23,865 --> 00:13:26,607 if you just plan it yourself and then tell the bride after. 309 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:29,174 Okay. Stevie, not hot on that tip. Okay? 310 00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:30,915 Okay, I'm starting to realize 311 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,961 that there's a lot more to this job than I thought. 312 00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:34,832 Tell me about it. 313 00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:37,008 I once planned Megan Fox's bachelorette 314 00:13:37,052 --> 00:13:38,923 on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro 315 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:43,404 where nothing is illegal. Like nothing. 316 00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:46,409 Okay. Are you sure you shouldn't do this? 317 00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,541 Because, I mean... 318 00:13:48,585 --> 00:13:50,021 you're here now, you're David's sister, 319 00:13:50,065 --> 00:13:52,154 and you're clearly better suited for the job. 320 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,852 Oh my God, Stevie. 321 00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:57,072 I get why you and everyone else would be asking that question, 322 00:13:57,097 --> 00:14:00,144 but the answer is... 323 00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:02,740 like maybe? 324 00:14:04,035 --> 00:14:05,994 What am I doing? 325 00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:07,735 Well, we can just crossfade responsibilities. 326 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:11,173 No. What am I doing with my life. 327 00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:15,330 I'm now unemployed in my thirties. 328 00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:17,614 For the second time in a week. 329 00:14:17,658 --> 00:14:19,790 I left your dad high and dry at the motel... 330 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,792 and now I'm... 331 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,833 Okay, all of what you're saying may be very, very true. 332 00:14:29,562 --> 00:14:33,599 Which is why I will not let you give up this job. 333 00:14:34,029 --> 00:14:36,521 You can do this. And if you can't, 334 00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:38,591 I will be here for the whole month to help you through it. 335 00:14:40,637 --> 00:14:41,943 Bring it in, girl. 336 00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:43,966 Oh no, I don't think you need to... okay. 337 00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:47,078 Hey, what do we think about this one? 338 00:14:47,122 --> 00:14:48,950 Oh my God. 339 00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:52,040 Since when did James Bond shop to Elm Glenn? 340 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:54,259 - So that's a yes? - Yes. 341 00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:56,609 Um, we still need to pick a tie. 342 00:14:58,263 --> 00:15:00,701 So what does our maid of honour think? 343 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,619 Hm. Hm. 344 00:15:06,663 --> 00:15:08,491 Which one is your favourite. 345 00:15:09,797 --> 00:15:10,972 Hm... 346 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,237 Yes. 347 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,891 Can we just get married already? 348 00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,893 I'm kidding, I want pageantry 349 00:15:18,936 --> 00:15:20,938 that takes months and months to plan. 350 00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:23,071 - Of course you do. - You look so good. 351 00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:24,594 Fits in the shoulders. Make you button it up. 352 00:15:24,637 --> 00:15:26,596 Thank you. 353 00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,775 Okay. 354 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:34,647 Oh, I really don't know about this, Roland. 355 00:15:34,691 --> 00:15:36,649 Still feels like a police matter to me. 356 00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:38,608 - Johnny, you got this. Relax. 357 00:15:38,651 --> 00:15:40,653 Remember there is two of us, one of him so. 358 00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:42,612 Okay. 359 00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:44,788 Of course he does have that gun. 360 00:15:44,832 --> 00:15:46,268 Yeah? 361 00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:48,661 Hi. My name is Johnny Rose... 362 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,867 and this is my partner... 363 00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:56,844 Partner. 364 00:15:56,887 --> 00:15:59,150 He calls me... No we actually just met. 365 00:15:59,194 --> 00:16:01,326 What're you, guys, cops? 366 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,589 No. No, no. 367 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:04,242 No weapons here. 368 00:16:04,286 --> 00:16:06,549 No, we're um, 369 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,551 we're the new owners of this motel 370 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,683 and we just stopped by and say hi, 371 00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:12,207 and to get a little more information 372 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,600 about what exactly you are doing here on our property. 373 00:16:16,037 --> 00:16:18,996 And by the way, whatever you're doing is A-okay with me. 374 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,695 But unfortunately Professor Prude here 375 00:16:22,739 --> 00:16:24,175 is not too keen on "squatters." 376 00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:26,177 Who said I'm a squatter? 377 00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:27,700 I'm a long-term tenant. 378 00:16:27,744 --> 00:16:29,659 Betty told me she'd bake that into the contract. 379 00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:32,748 - Bake it into the contract. Roland? 380 00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:34,921 Was it in the contract? 381 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,188 The contract is like 25 pages. 382 00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:40,017 That's what lawyers are for. - Well, I'm a lawyer. 383 00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:42,106 And I assure you that it's in there. 384 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,065 You're a lawyer? 385 00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:47,024 Then might I ask what you're doing here? 386 00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,983 I'm a prosecutor. 387 00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:51,768 And uh, when you're putting away the kind of guys I do... 388 00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:53,683 - Or gals. - No, never women. 389 00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:56,599 It's always safest to keep a low profile. 390 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,365 So part of that involved paying Betty and Benny in cash. 391 00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,952 Okay. 392 00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:05,826 Well, that explains what that big ole bag was for. 393 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:07,740 How do you know I have a big old bag? 394 00:17:07,784 --> 00:17:09,830 I didn't know. 395 00:17:09,873 --> 00:17:11,222 I don't know anything about a bag. 396 00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,224 You guys have been in my room, haven't you? 397 00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:15,226 You know I keep a lot of very highly classified 398 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,838 documents in here. - Uh, no, it wasn't us. 399 00:17:17,881 --> 00:17:19,883 No. 400 00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:22,146 But we will make sure no one ever pokes around 401 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,061 in here again. - Right. 402 00:17:24,105 --> 00:17:26,716 We wouldn't want you to have to use your gun. 403 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,239 You found my gun? 404 00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:30,024 I don't know what he's talking about. 405 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,156 Obviously you're a valued guest here. 406 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,245 So here's my card, 407 00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:38,206 and we can set up the same cash payments 408 00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:40,725 that you gave to Betty. Have a very pleasant stay. 409 00:17:44,038 --> 00:17:47,780 Well, Johnny, you still wanna call the cops? 410 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,174 Okay, you were right on this one, Roland. 411 00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:52,916 I think this was a pretty important one to be right on. 412 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,093 Our first guest, not bad, huh? 413 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:57,703 Not bad. 414 00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:59,270 Okay. How about Good job, Roland." 415 00:17:59,314 --> 00:18:01,011 Good job, Roland. 416 00:18:01,055 --> 00:18:02,839 You're a professional, Roland. 417 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:04,275 What have we done?! 418 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:09,672 Good. Good. And the egg-laying feels grounded. 419 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:12,283 Hi Moira, 420 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:14,329 I don't wanna interrupt you, 421 00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:17,854 I can see you're busy... watching the trailer again. 422 00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:21,383 I just wanted to apologize for earlier. 423 00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,730 No need to self-flagellate, Jocelyn. 424 00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,254 Even if yours is the lone dissenting voice 425 00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:28,125 in the canticle. 426 00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:31,041 Sorry, Moira, I think my reason 427 00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:33,304 for not wanting to jump on the bandwagon 428 00:18:33,348 --> 00:18:35,959 is just that I've seen you get your hopes up before, 429 00:18:36,003 --> 00:18:38,396 only to be disappointed when things didn't work out. 430 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,311 I don't require coddling. 431 00:18:40,355 --> 00:18:42,313 I know. 432 00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:45,229 Now that I realize that my opinion means something to you, 433 00:18:45,273 --> 00:18:49,146 there is a lot that I liked about the trailer... 434 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,192 Do go on. 435 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,327 "From the first ominous syllable 436 00:18:56,371 --> 00:18:58,373 of the narrator's tale, 437 00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,245 one can feel the hair on one's arms standing 438 00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:03,247 at affrighted attention. 439 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,727 Yes, there will be blood. 440 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:08,122 And, yes, you will be horror-struck. 441 00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:11,995 But, more than that, you will be lured, 442 00:19:12,039 --> 00:19:15,825 against every instinct for self-preservation, 443 00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:19,543 to look inside, and face your very own 444 00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:22,745 futile resistance to transfiguration." 445 00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:26,749 - Who wrote that? - I did. 446 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,794 You? You did. 447 00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:32,885 Oh, wow... Jocelyn, thank you. 448 00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:37,412 Nothing about me or my performance? 449 00:19:37,455 --> 00:19:39,805 Oh. It's just a first draft. 450 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:41,894 Yes. Okay. 451 00:19:41,938 --> 00:19:43,461 - I really liked your feathers! - Mhmm. 452 00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:45,333 They're very life-like. 453 00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,117 Surprise. They are real. 454 00:19:47,161 --> 00:19:49,380 1200 of them hand-sewn into my costume. 455 00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:51,252 Mhmm. 456 00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:53,776 The live crows on set welcomed me as their own. 457 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,256 One even tried to mate. 458 00:19:55,299 --> 00:19:58,824 - Ooh. Sounds dangerous. - Wow. 459 00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:02,872 Perhaps one more watch to get your superlatives surging anew? 460 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,048 Oh Moira, I'm sure that you're tired and... 461 00:20:05,092 --> 00:20:06,310 okay. 462 00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:07,920 "There was a time 463 00:20:07,964 --> 00:20:09,270 when the Crows were our friends." 464 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,185 - That voice really is creepy. - Shh. 465 00:20:16,146 --> 00:20:17,843 Wow, so what happened? 466 00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:19,889 She was ready to hand over the crown. 467 00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:21,586 Oh, she was, but... 468 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,240 I feel like she needs it more than I do. 469 00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:25,068 Wow. Who are you? 470 00:20:25,112 --> 00:20:27,114 - I know, right? Like what's happening to me? 471 00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:29,203 - You're going soft. - Ugh. 472 00:20:29,246 --> 00:20:31,466 - But don't worry. I won't tell anyone. 473 00:20:31,509 --> 00:20:33,250 Anyway, it might kill me on the day, 474 00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:34,947 but I'm glad that she actually found something 475 00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:36,862 to distract herself. - Hm. Mhmm. 476 00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:39,952 Speaking of the day... 477 00:20:39,996 --> 00:20:41,563 I have a better job for you? 478 00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:43,608 Okay. I think it would be a weird look for me 479 00:20:43,652 --> 00:20:45,958 to be a flower girl at my age, David. 480 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:48,178 I've thought about it... 481 00:20:48,222 --> 00:20:51,181 and I want you to give me away. 482 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,924 Oh my God, David. 483 00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,100 That's like arguably the most important role of the wedding. 484 00:20:57,144 --> 00:20:59,102 - A simple yes or no is fine. No need to pull focus. 485 00:20:59,146 --> 00:21:01,235 Okay. - I do. 486 00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:03,411 Great. 487 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:05,108 Although now that I think about it, 488 00:21:05,152 --> 00:21:07,415 I could also be the flower girl. 489 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:10,157 Like come out first, wearing a gown made entirely of flowers... 490 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,246 - No. - Just walk down the aisle, 491 00:21:12,289 --> 00:21:14,248 and loop back... - Absolutely not. 492 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:15,988 And then quick outfit change, and we're up. 493 00:21:16,032 --> 00:21:17,425 I take it back, I'm gonna ask Jocelyn. 494 00:21:19,731 --> 00:21:23,273 - Hm. Hey... - Enough.