1 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,187 - I-I can see you! Can you see me? 2 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,363 Finally! How many days has it been? 3 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:16,712 Yeah, sorry about that. 4 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,496 We ended up having to extend our research trip. 5 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,542 But it was totally worth it because we discovered 6 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:23,066 a new breed of fly that mates with itself. 7 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,677 Yummm! Mm. 8 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,201 Well, I guess if this is what you look like 9 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:28,898 after finding some gross fly, 10 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:31,074 I can forgive you for being away for so long. 11 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,076 I've actually been bench pressing 100-pound tortoises 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,904 because there's no gym here. 13 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,515 Ted! Stop making me jealous of turtles. 14 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:41,737 Tortoises, but I do have tur-tell you 15 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:45,567 that I've been thinking about you, a lot, 16 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,352 especially at nighttime. 17 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,224 What a coincidence. 18 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,748 I've been thinking about you a lot. 19 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,402 At nighttime. 20 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:58,580 I've been all alone and lonely. 21 00:00:58,623 --> 00:00:59,798 Oh! 22 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:01,796 - Oh my God, David! Knock much?! 23 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,628 Hi, David! 24 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,978 Hi. Is he dressed? 25 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,589 - Yes! - Ugh. Forget it. 26 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,243 Okay, we're celebrating our anniversary. 27 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:12,028 Can you give us some privacy, please? 28 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,421 Kids, just wanna let you know 29 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,118 I'm taking the car this morning. 30 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,467 - Ugh! - Mm. 31 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,513 You might wanna say hi to Ted. 32 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,993 He and Alexis were about to engage in cyber-sex. 33 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,473 Mm! 34 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,606 - Hi, Ted. - Hi, Mr. Rose. 35 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,477 Alexis, what have I told you 36 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,305 about putting your body on the internet? 37 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,133 Never! Never without proper lighting. 38 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,787 Can everyone get out, please?! 39 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,050 I haven't seen my boyfriend in like eight days. 40 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,009 And I haven't seen my furry Fendi's for weeks. 41 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,533 Hi, Mrs. Rose! 42 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:40,317 No. We're not engaging with them. 43 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:42,319 Everybody out so I can finish off with Ted! 44 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:45,017 - Sick! - Ugh! Goodbye, please! 45 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,018 Found them! 46 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,596 What took you so long? 47 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,163 Uh, you said it was an emergency, 48 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,861 so I came straight here. - You stopped for coffee? 49 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,125 And a breakfast burrito that I got to go. 50 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,343 So what's going on? 51 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,479 I need you to help me... 52 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,655 put together an outfit. 53 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,352 'Kay, I have a job interview this afternoon 54 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,615 and I need to look professional. 55 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:20,531 So, does that mean you're officially leaving the motel? 56 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,490 No. just, I don't know, 57 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,927 I'm just, you know, trying to see what's out there. 58 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,624 - Mm. - And... 59 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:30,498 Larry Air is hosting an open call 60 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,152 for employment opportunities. 61 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:35,546 Okay, "Larrierre" sounds like a dollar-store perfume. 62 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,244 It's an airline. 63 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,724 Larry is the name of the CEO. 64 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,683 He used to own a chain of delis, 65 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,728 but then he sold them 66 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:45,904 to buy a bunch of planes. - Mm. 67 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:48,342 I get to travel, see the world. 68 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,170 Mhmm. You know that I was once told 69 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,824 that I would make an excellent flight attendant. 70 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,478 Hmm! By who? 71 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:57,351 Sandy, the hostess on our private plane. 72 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,701 She once let me debone a branzino 73 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,051 during turbulence. - So what're you trying to say? 74 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,706 You don't think I have what it takes to be a flight attendant? 75 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,708 No. I just think if it's between the two of us, 76 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,231 we all know who's getting the job. 77 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,538 Oh! Okay. 78 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,236 Why don't you come with me then and... 79 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,933 and we'll see who gets it. 80 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:19,242 Well, if this is what we're working with, 81 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,897 I think we can hand me the contract today. 82 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,159 I need a boot. 83 00:03:24,005 --> 00:03:26,818 I think the pitch for the new motel went well. 84 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,380 If all goes to plan, 85 00:03:28,405 --> 00:03:31,907 we should be able to move forward even without Stevie. 86 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,125 I want you to know, Johnny, 87 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:36,085 I am not gonna abandon you like she did. 88 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:39,262 - Stevie didn't abandon us. - Well, jump ship. 89 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,264 Look, origami! 90 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,397 All right, gentlemen, I spoke with my manager 91 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,920 and everyone's in agreement 92 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,269 that this proposal is excellent. 93 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,271 Ah! That sounds good! 94 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,622 Unfortunately, we couldn't offer the loan at this time. 95 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,799 Sorry, I might've gotten confused there. 96 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:57,367 The bank has assessed that you don't have enough assets 97 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,847 to secure the loan. 98 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,980 - I have assets. I'm invested in the motel. 99 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:04,200 Which doesn't appear to be in your name. 100 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,333 That's right, it's in my partner's name. 101 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,986 So, you're Stevie Budd? 102 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,727 - No. Believe it or not, 103 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,120 that's actually a woman's name. 104 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,340 Look, there must be something we can do here. 105 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,690 I ran a major business for 30 years. 106 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,387 Yeah, and look at the way this guy bounced back 107 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,997 from total financial ruin. 108 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,999 You know, there was a day when banks 109 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,045 would provide loans based solely 110 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:26,527 on their faith in a very solid business idea. 111 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,703 That's gonna be a tough sell to my boss. 112 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,705 We don't offer faith-based loans. 113 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:33,316 Okay, uh, I did not wanna play this card, 114 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,231 but... I will. 115 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,886 I am the mayor. - You already mentioned that. 116 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,801 'Kay, did I mention I went steady with your mom? 117 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:41,019 Unfortunately, you did. 118 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,326 - Okay, then I'm out. I got nothing. 119 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,374 Honey, you're home! 120 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:50,028 Yay! 121 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,291 Alexis! 122 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:54,007 Your father and I are going to meet for a celebratory lunch 123 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,599 when he's done at the bank, and... 124 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,645 I was supposed to invite you to join us. 125 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,342 Yeah, I'm a little busy. 126 00:05:00,265 --> 00:05:02,572 What in God's name do you have there? 127 00:05:02,597 --> 00:05:05,200 Please tell me it's not a testudine. 128 00:05:05,225 --> 00:05:06,697 No, it's a turtle. 129 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:10,552 - Alexis! Turtles do not pets make. 130 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:14,009 The poor things are riddled with a myriad of diseases. 131 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:17,142 You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cutlet. 132 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,667 Relax, they said he's already been washed. 133 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,625 Say hello to Ted. 134 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:24,454 - Hello, Theodore. I don't see the computer. 135 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,369 No, I've named the turtle Ted. 136 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:29,024 All the blogs about successful long-term relationships 137 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:32,636 say that the key is creating shared experiences. 138 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,203 Oh dear. 139 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,510 If your coupling is too frangible to survive 140 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,207 this brief disunion... 141 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,035 Okay, I am trying my best. 142 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:42,342 Is this supposed to be making me feel better? 143 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,474 Oh, very well. Alexis, 144 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,868 if you desire a love with longevity, 145 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:50,219 the key is to have as little in common as possible. 146 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:53,222 After an award-worthy trilogy of decades together, 147 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:56,921 your father and I still astonish each other. 148 00:05:57,892 --> 00:06:00,417 Although today, I will but feign surprise 149 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,101 when he tells me he's secured a hefty loan 150 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,582 to initiate our imminent connecting departure 151 00:06:05,644 --> 00:06:07,907 from this lengthy layover. 152 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,107 You'll be coming with? 153 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,763 No. I have to give Ted his pellets, 154 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:15,418 and then put him down for a little nap. 155 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,724 Sexy. 156 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,291 Mm! Mm! 157 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:24,080 Now is this look comfortable for you, or uncomfortable? 158 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,734 Uh, you dress for the job you want. 159 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,300 So you wanna be a youth pastor? 160 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:31,303 Hi. Wow. While, that joke was surprisingly sharp, 161 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:32,827 these are Patrick's clothes. 162 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:35,612 So, you might wanna tell that to my fiancé's face. 163 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:38,615 Mm. "Larry Air, recent improvements: 164 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,835 all chairs will have tray tables, 165 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,098 not just first class." 166 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,100 I feel like I'm flying on the Concorde. 167 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:48,146 - You can leave any time. I'm fine to do this on my own. 168 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,216 How will I get the job if I leave now though? 169 00:06:50,241 --> 00:06:51,895 All right, everyone, 170 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,357 If you could please follow me, we're ready to get started. 171 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,156 Thank you so much. 172 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,638 Well, it is so exciting to see 173 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:04,249 how much interest there is in Larry Air. 174 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,513 Oh, I should mention, if anyone here is involved 175 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,732 in the class-action lawsuit against Larry Air, 176 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,734 you are disqualified from applying. 177 00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:17,845 All right, why don't we go around, 178 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:20,004 and I'll have each of you state your name 179 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:22,442 and tell us what you consider your biggest weakness. 180 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,400 Ooh! 181 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,490 Me? Um... Stevie Budd, 182 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,926 and um... 183 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,451 I'd say my biggest weakness is... 184 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,716 that I'm disorganized. - Ooh, that's true. 185 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:40,503 - And, um, I'm indecisive. - Yes. 186 00:07:41,719 --> 00:07:43,416 - Uh... I also... - Okay. 187 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,856 We just needed one. Next? 188 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,597 Hi. David Rose. 189 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,861 Would we consider loyalty a weakness? 190 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:53,647 If not, I'm also really honest. 191 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,649 I'm just gonna put down chatty. 192 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,433 - Okay. - Hmph. 193 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,002 Well, she said there was nothing she could do. 194 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,004 Apparently, I don't have enough assets. 195 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:04,875 Yeah, she said apparently 196 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,355 Johnny doesn't have enough assets. 197 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,357 Yeah, and the problem is, how do you get assets... 198 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,706 without the loan? 199 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,012 But the the problem is, 200 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,536 how do you get assets without a loan? 201 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,191 Roland, you're not adding anything to the sentence, 202 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:18,193 you're just repeating what I said. 203 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:21,544 Anyway, I don't know how long this will set us back, Moira. 204 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:25,243 Could be another year or two before we make any headway. 205 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:27,681 Oh, surely there's some penny-wise townsperson 206 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,379 with a hidden rainy-day reservoir. 207 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:33,861 Well, you know, uh, I don't wanna be the town gossip here, 208 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,864 but, uh, the other day, I got a look at Bob's 209 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,214 financial statement on his desk in the office, 210 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:42,086 and that garage is doing great! 211 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,045 Plus, he got plugs last year, but... 212 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,873 you didn't hear that from me. 213 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,048 You know, come to think of it, 214 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,050 Gwen has been coming to rehearsal 215 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:51,226 in those fancy yoga clothes. Those are not cheap. 216 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,228 I know because I buy the knockoffs, 217 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,709 and they're not cheap. - Bob... 218 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,232 You know, he was very interested 219 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,364 in that bagel business a while ago, 220 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,671 and this is a much stronger idea. 221 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:02,803 Roland and I are having dinner 222 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,892 with Bob and Gwen tonight. 223 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,808 - Bob! - Hey, folks. 224 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,505 Bob! 225 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,463 Oh, look at you, Robert, 226 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,857 with the hides of a herd of Holstein on your back. 227 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,033 Yeah. 228 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,035 Sorry, uh, I don't have time to chat. Uh... 229 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,081 I just had two cups of coffee, 230 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:22,779 uh, I don't wanna push my luck. 231 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,955 I mean, uh, these pants, 232 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:28,350 they take like a year to unlace, so... 233 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,050 Rose's, I hope you like fish, 234 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,792 'cause I think we just reeled in a big one. 235 00:09:43,244 --> 00:09:46,038 Hey, Alexis. Another green smoothie, no greens? 236 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,283 Um... yeah, if you're making one. 237 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,502 No. I'm asking if you want one. 238 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,896 Okay, Twy, I didn't like leave anything behind 239 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,203 when I popped by earlier, did I? 240 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,553 I don't think so, but if you tell me what you lost, 241 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,424 I can ask George if anyone turned it in? 242 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,862 - No, it's, it's nothing. It's just a turtle. 243 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,081 - What? - His name is Ted 244 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,127 and he's gone. And I can't remember where I put him, 245 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,563 and I thought it was in the motel, 246 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,304 but he could've like crawled out of my purse 247 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,654 when I brought him by the cafe earlier. 248 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:12,786 Okay. 249 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,789 Turtles are actually kind of like huge health hazards, 250 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,052 so when did you last see him? 251 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,836 'Kay, it's been weeks. 252 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,273 But between the patchy Wi-Fi 253 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,275 and like the ten-day nature trips, 254 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:27,061 and me being alone here, kind of feels like he left 255 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,150 the day that he flew to the Galapagos. 256 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,021 The turtle flew to the Galapagos? 257 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,241 No, Ted the turtle is missing, 258 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,591 I am now talking about my boyfriend Ted, Twy. 259 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,637 It'd be great if you could keep up. 260 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,638 Right. Sorry. 261 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,943 The slowest animal on earth escaped from me. 262 00:10:40,968 --> 00:10:42,640 That can't not be a bad sign. 263 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,556 My mom had a turtle dove 264 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,428 that was eaten by her ex-fiancé's snake. 265 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,909 That was a bad sign. - Oh my God. 266 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,824 And it happened on Valentine's Day. 267 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,042 Mm. 268 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,349 And her fiancé was a Satanist. 269 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:57,657 I think you guys are just going through a tough time. 270 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,497 But... who knows? 271 00:10:59,522 --> 00:11:01,306 Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised 272 00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:03,159 by how much closer this brings the two of you. 273 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,578 And if it makes you feel any better, 274 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:07,953 turtles actually thrive out of captivity. 275 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:11,165 Thanks, Twy. 276 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,129 Oh, and if you do see Ted like waddling around in the kitchen, 277 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,809 just feed him a carrot and shoot me a text. 278 00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,273 I hope you're joking. 279 00:11:22,298 --> 00:11:24,430 - Me too, girl. Love you! 280 00:11:29,719 --> 00:11:31,373 - Excuse me. - Mm? 281 00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:35,825 This baby behind me has been crying for over an hour now 282 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,827 and I just can't take it anymore. 283 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,524 You and me both. 284 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:42,005 I have shushed them thrice at this point. 285 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,790 Now, here are your options: 286 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,662 I could either move those two to the back of the plane, 287 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,360 or I could offer you some complimentary alcohol 288 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,494 to make your flight a little more bearable. 289 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,365 Okay. Thank you, David. 290 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,845 Thank you, Carol! 291 00:11:56,825 --> 00:11:59,936 - That was a great example... - Thank you! 292 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,939 - ...of what not to do. David just reminded us 293 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,115 of two touchstone policies here at Larry Air: 294 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,770 no seat changes, 295 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,293 and "complimentary" 296 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,427 is not in our corporate vocabulary. 297 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,908 But finger snaps for David! 298 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,606 We don't... sSure. 299 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:21,436 Okay, I think it's time to move on to the final round. 300 00:12:22,099 --> 00:12:25,222 If I call your name, please stand up. 301 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,965 Rupinder Pimms, Tracey Mickleson, 302 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,794 Felix Ng, and David Rose. 303 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,622 - Fuck yes! - I regret to inform you, 304 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,625 you will not be asked to continue the process. 305 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,888 This is so embarrassing. 306 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,150 I thought you said David Rose. 307 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,761 I did. 308 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,938 Too bad they didn't have a branzino to de-bone 309 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,591 - because you would've got this. - Hmm... 310 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,159 Yeah, hi, Carol? Uh, it's just that some of us 311 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,161 drove some of the other applicants here, 312 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,946 so it might just be easier 313 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,470 if we all just moved forward into the next round. 314 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,778 I think it's best if you wait in the hall. 315 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,780 Okay. 316 00:13:04,365 --> 00:13:06,411 I'll be taking some of these complimentary peanuts then. 317 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,148 Oh, as I pointed out, 318 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,745 nothing is complimentary on Larry Air. 319 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,921 I'm taking the peanuts, Carol! 320 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,138 Okay, moving on... 321 00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:28,730 Well, hopefully, Gwen will be here soon. 322 00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,844 Oh, we don't have to wait for Gwen. 323 00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:32,914 Oh, I think we do. It uh... 324 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,944 gives us more time to talk. 325 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:38,861 How often do good friends get a chance to sit around and, uh, 326 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,124 and talk? - Right! 327 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:44,432 And, you know, I didn't get a chance to tell you before, 328 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,827 but that is one snazzy outfit. I mean... 329 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,091 Somebody... somebody's got some money to burn. 330 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,527 Take it easy, Roland. 331 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,746 - Well... - Let's not embarrass the man. 332 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:58,315 He obviously knows what his money can do for him. 333 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,187 This is so exciting! 334 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,493 I feel like I'm a Wolf of Wall Street. 335 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,495 Good... then let's go get our lamb. 336 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,149 Oh, are we having lamb? 337 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,978 No, just my Sloppy Jocelyns. 338 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,371 Hope you're hungry, Bob. 339 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,677 Speaking of yummy opportunities. 340 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,985 John, were you able to return Bill and Melinda's call today 341 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,378 about the hmm hmm-hmm? 342 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,510 Well, you know, Moira, we're not supposed to be 343 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:22,165 discussing investment opportunities at the table, 344 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,689 no matter how lucrative they might be. 345 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,866 But you know what the Gateses are like - 346 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,911 Bill and Melinda. 347 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,174 You know, they're expecting your call about... 348 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,349 the investment. 349 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,874 - Yeah. - Wow! You know Bill Gates? 350 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:38,007 - Oh, who doesn't? But you're right, Bob, 351 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,748 why gild their lilies 352 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:43,186 when there might be someone right under our noses 353 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,188 looking for a lucrative venture? 354 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,190 Well, I... look, I... 355 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,062 I might as well just come clean: 356 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,759 Gwen's not coming. 357 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,196 Let's eat. 358 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,938 Yeah, she, uh, she left me. 359 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,028 I'm sorry, it's just all this, all this money talk, 360 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,900 and all I can think about 361 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,685 is how much I spent on this suit. 362 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,687 Gwen, she told me, you know, 363 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,732 she said, "I like bad boys," 364 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,996 and now she's holed up with our minister. 365 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:13,651 She was bragging about a religious experience. 366 00:15:14,286 --> 00:15:17,003 Perhaps there's an upside to all this, 367 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,005 fiscally speaking. - Hmm! 368 00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:23,674 Oh no, no. 369 00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:28,623 Listen, uh, Johnny, I, I hate to ask, 370 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,451 but, uh, you just seem to have 371 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,497 so many, uh, high-profile friends. 372 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,935 Do you think one of them might be open to... 373 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,545 cutting me a loan? 374 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,461 See, Gwen and Parson Jim, they're... 375 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,332 they're after the house. 376 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,944 Mm. 377 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,821 So, are you just never gonna talk to me ever again? 378 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,736 I asked you to roll up the window in the car. 379 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,433 The highway smelled like manure. 380 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,783 Okay. It just seems like you're upset. 381 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,089 Not upset. 382 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,048 Just didn't feel like talking in the car. So. 383 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,440 Okay. 384 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,616 Did Carol embarrass herself 385 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,575 by sending me away in front of everybody? 386 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,924 Absolutely. 387 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,101 Was the entire group shocked by that decision? 388 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,582 Seemed like it based on some people's faces. 389 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,584 Now ask me if I care. 390 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,281 - Do you care... - Don't care! I don't care! 391 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,982 You are such a sore loser. 392 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,940 I am not! 393 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,943 I'm not. It's just, do you really wanna work for a place 394 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,349 that clearly doesn't know what they're doing? 395 00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:33,141 Oh, well, they really want me to work for them, 396 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:36,517 so I have to trust that they do know what they're doing. 397 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:41,300 - Okay. - Admit it. 398 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,936 I'm more qualified than you. 399 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:47,323 - Fine. - Admit it. 400 00:16:47,348 --> 00:16:48,786 You're more qualified than me. 401 00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:51,335 - Thank you! - Now... 402 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,664 let's see what exciting new job opportunities await you 403 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,318 in your new career as an airline hostess. 404 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,538 Give me that! Give it! 405 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,497 I am so embarrassed for you! 406 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,500 Now, I would love to use one of Larry Air's 407 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,373 "completely private" new paid toilets. 408 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,679 I don't know why they have to stress "completely private." 409 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,725 Get out! Get out! 410 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,901 No. 411 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,949 Ugh! 412 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,943 Ted! Dinner's ready! 413 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,480 Ugh! 414 00:17:29,745 --> 00:17:31,572 - Alexis Rose? - Yes? 415 00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:34,065 Mr. Mullens has arranged a limo for you. 416 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,961 If you could please come with me. 417 00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:38,118 How do I know this isn't like an abduction or something? 418 00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,101 It's not an abduction. 419 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,432 You didn't blink. I believe you. 420 00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,285 Um, okay, I'll be out in five. 421 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:55,095 Good evening, Ms. Rose. 422 00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:58,177 The other member of your party has already been seated. 423 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,506 Oh, hi. 424 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,060 Ted! What is this? 425 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,354 Well, I couldn't let our anniversary go 426 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,833 without a celebration. 427 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,661 Just because we're not in the same city 428 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,098 doesn't mean that we can't go on a date. 429 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,838 And you're wearing the little tie 430 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,102 with your short-sleeved shirt. My little Galapo-guy. 431 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,147 Yeah, it's actually really hot here, 432 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,758 so the bottom half is just my bathing suit and flip-flops. 433 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:31,022 Ted! More about your bottom half, please! 434 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,503 Twyla's not standing right behind you, is she? 435 00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:36,127 Hi, Ted. 436 00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:37,588 Twyla, again, 437 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,161 I can't thank you enough for making this happen. 438 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,859 Um, I can lock up if you wanna go, Twy. 439 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,600 Oh, someone has to serve you dinner. 440 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,950 But don't worry, I'll stay out of your way. 441 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,869 Alexis, I'm sorry for dropping the ball on our calls. 442 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,002 I thought that we would have Wi-Fi on the trip 443 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,917 and we didn't, so... the rest of the team 444 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,962 just had to listen to me talk about you for seven days. 445 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,836 In fact, they actually named the new fly "Alexis." 446 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,317 The fly that mates with itself? 447 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,797 Yeah, I think the important thing is that, now, 448 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:09,148 I have a little Alexis here with me, 449 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,849 just buzzing around. 450 00:19:10,874 --> 00:19:13,857 I'm just like so happy to see your face. 451 00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:15,913 Me too. 452 00:19:16,747 --> 00:19:18,070 Boop! 453 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,599 Boop! 454 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,607 Okay, John, I'm going to throw another name at you: 455 00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:35,029 Ronnie. Owns her own business, no kids. 456 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:37,708 Clearly doesn't spend any money on herself. 457 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,867 I appreciate the enthusiasm, Moira, but uh... 458 00:19:40,892 --> 00:19:43,547 I just got off the phone with Betty Terkstra. 459 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,507 She sold the place. 460 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,012 No, John! 461 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,319 I'll keep an eye open for a less pricey property, 462 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,191 but, uh, without Stevie, 463 00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:53,689 I think we're in a bit of a bind. 464 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,324 Oh, John, hold me. 465 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,115 Good is coming, it has to. 466 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,901 Hello, Johnny! 467 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,033 Look, I appreciate the gesture, guys, 468 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,514 but, uh, this is not a good night for champagne. 469 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,386 Oh, speak for yourself, John. 470 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,911 - Oh good, you're lying down! We have big news. 471 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:20,044 If you're referring to the bath-time video Gwen posted... 472 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,351 - N-no, n-no, it's... it's not that exciting. 473 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,353 No, um... 474 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,841 well, we... 475 00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:30,346 - BOUGHT THE MOTEL! - What?! 476 00:20:30,904 --> 00:20:33,689 Yeah, we took out a second mortgage on our house. 477 00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:36,499 Yeah. After what went down at dinner, 478 00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,544 Joc and I started talking, and we figured, 479 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,370 well, if it's good enough for Bill Gates to invest in, 480 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,894 it's, uh, good enough for us to invest in. 481 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,429 Roland, we don't actually know... 482 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:48,828 I'm, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm not comprehending. 483 00:20:48,853 --> 00:20:50,273 We... 484 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,734 are buying into the business. 485 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,609 Say hello to your new business partners. 486 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:59,662 Oh, well, if that's not cause for alcohol 487 00:20:59,687 --> 00:21:01,725 I don't know what is. 488 00:21:01,769 --> 00:21:03,858 So, we have the motel? 489 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:05,425 We sure do. 490 00:21:05,468 --> 00:21:07,617 Now, first order of business, 491 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,531 we need name tags. 492 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,869 I don't believe this! Roland, we will make this work. 493 00:21:14,912 --> 00:21:16,218 - Yes. - We'll make it work. 494 00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:19,221 Thank you. Thank you, Roland. - All right. 495 00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,085 Why is there a turtle on the floor? 496 00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:24,879 Alexis!