1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,335 Jocelyn: Okay, Jazzigals, 2 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,537 let's gather in for a warm-up! 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,273 Okay! 4 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:10,108 - Oh, before we start, 5 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:12,044 I just wanted warn everybody, 6 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:15,113 there is a murderer on the loose. 7 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,615 In this town. 8 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,950 - Uh-oh. 9 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,453 - So heads up, eyes peeled, guys. 10 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,688 Moira: Twyla, are you all right? 11 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,123 - I will be... 12 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,325 if I can get a few friends together this weekend 13 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,528 to catch this murderer. 14 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:32,097 Until then, it shall remain a mystery! 15 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:35,500 - Oh, I think I know where this is going! 16 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,869 - It's my murder mystery party this weekend. 17 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,271 - Oh, I see! 18 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,972 - Sorry if I scared anyone. 19 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:43,475 Jocelyn: I was scared you weren't gonna have it this year! 20 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:46,044 - John and I used to attend "Eyes Wide Shut" parties 21 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,180 at the Castros'. 22 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,949 Though I'm guessing your evening's activities 23 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,384 might be somewhat different. 24 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,319 - I don't know, 25 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,421 it can get pretty wild. 26 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:59,024 - Oh yeah, you never know how the evening's gonna end! 27 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,393 - Or when! 28 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:04,629 - Well, John and I would love to help you ensnare this maniac, 29 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:07,466 but we have plans this Saturday night. 30 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,801 - Oh well, the party's actually Friday. 31 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,670 - I had a 50/50 chance there. 32 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,638 - So you can come? 33 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:17,142 - Oh, I would be pleased to rsvp as... 34 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:18,577 pending. 35 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,645 Just, uh, as soon as I double check, 36 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,080 and circle back. 37 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,582 - Mhmm. 38 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,553 - Oh, this is gonna be so great! 39 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:33,425 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:37,229 - 1 P.M., terrific. 41 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,097 Yeah, looking forward. 42 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:40,599 Bye. 43 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,802 - Did somebody book a room? 44 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:47,105 - Even better, someone might book a room. 45 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,540 - How is that better? 46 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,609 - A lot of people might book a room if this goes through. 47 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,544 - Okay, but you're still using the word "might." 48 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,379 - That was the Elm Glen Golf Club. 49 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,314 They wanna put together a package with us. 50 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,682 a weekend of golf, 51 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:01,119 and a stay at a luxurious motel. 52 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,521 - What motel is that? 53 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,256 - I'm gonna let them work out the verbiage, 54 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,590 but the upshot is this: 55 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,259 on a $250 dollar package, 56 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,661 a cool $40 goes into our pockets. 57 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,530 - That sounds like a better deal for them. 58 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:14,065 - Well, it's all about building bridges, Stevie. 59 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,433 But here's the thing, 60 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,369 even if this deal falls through, 61 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,605 we still get an afternoon on a golf course! 62 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,840 - "We?" 63 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,708 - This is a big day for us, Stevie! 64 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,243 - You know it's been three years 65 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,179 since I've played a round of golf? 66 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:30,682 - Yeah, um... golf's not really my thing. 67 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,484 Except there was this one point in high school 68 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:35,220 where I got this haircut that everyone said 69 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,322 made me look like I was in the LPGA. 70 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:38,590 - Well, listen, I'm sure you could use 71 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,425 an afternoon outdoors, okay? 72 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,861 Think of it as a team-building exercise. 73 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,563 - Okay. 74 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,698 I might even let you drive the cart. 75 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,800 - Can you drink on the cart? - Yeah. 76 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,570 - Well, I will get the "back in 15 minutes" sign. 77 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:54,539 - Well, it's gonna take longer than 15 minutes. 78 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,910 - You have to give people hope. 79 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,683 (Music plays, patrons chatter) 80 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:09,554 - So, Mrs. Rose, 81 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,323 I don't mean to pressure you, 82 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,724 but I am anxious to know-- 83 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:16,428 - Understandably, yes, BLT please, no bread. 84 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:17,729 - Oh, I meant if you were coming 85 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,197 to the murder mystery party. 86 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,366 - Oh that, yes. 87 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,801 - Yes, you are? 88 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,270 - It's just that it's the end of the week Twyla, 89 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,272 so that's always chockablock. 90 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,540 And then there are the kids... 91 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,041 Well, both of them, 92 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,643 David, Alexis. 93 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,479 - Well, I know you're busy, I was just-I don't know, 94 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,448 I was just hoping you'd bring a little something 95 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:37,849 to the party. 96 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,584 - A touch of celebrity, perhaps. 97 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,553 - I was actually thinking bagel bites. - Ah! 98 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:42,887 - Did I mention it was a potluck? 99 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:45,690 - Oh, you most certainly did not. 100 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,495 - Well, I would ask someone else, 101 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,832 it's just that uh, so far no one is coming. 102 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:56,801 - No one's coming to your party? 103 00:03:56,836 --> 00:04:00,639 - Well, in fairness, the party is still a few hours away, 104 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,507 and some people did say that if another thing 105 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:03,842 that's supposed to happen doesn't happen, 106 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,477 then they might be able to come. 107 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:06,945 So, that's good. 108 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,414 - So as of now you have no one on your guest list? 109 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,283 - Well, I shouldn't have said no one. 110 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,717 My mom will come, 111 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,720 and she'll probably bring whoever she's dating. 112 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,922 And he'll most likely bring some younger friend. 113 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:20,892 - Twyla, this is unacceptable! 114 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,663 There are myriad tactics to boost numbers at your party! 115 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,732 Well, you start by comping a few influential guests. 116 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,768 You'd be shocked at how many celebrities show up to a thing 117 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,037 with the promise of a free wagyu slider. 118 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:35,407 - I-I'm not charging anyone, this is just for fun. 119 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,876 - Oh, this is worse than I assumed! 120 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,712 How about a signature cocktail? 121 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,480 - I hadn't thought of that. 122 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:45,050 - Okay, shouldn't you be-- - Oh, yeah. 123 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,851 - Okay, we're going to start with follow-up. 124 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:48,920 You secure your VIP list, 125 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,389 and you work your way down from there. 126 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,326 (Birds chirp) 127 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,130 (Door slams) 128 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,399 - Hi. - Hi. 129 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:02,867 - Where's Stevie? 130 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,704 - Um, I don't know, but she will be back in 15 minutes. 131 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,238 - What are you doing? 132 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,040 - I'm just checking the mail. 133 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,743 Did you know that you can still get mail? 134 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,545 - Yes, I know about mail. 135 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,680 - No, but I'm talking about like mail mail. 136 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,449 Like a little man in a uniform, 137 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,150 with his satchel full of letters, 138 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,752 travelling door to door. 139 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,954 - Um, that's a mailman, 140 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,957 and he comes to your house, you pay him, 141 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,927 and he gives you your stuff. 142 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,529 - I think it's free delivery, David. 143 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,832 - I don't think so... - Mmm! 144 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,670 - How far into the 15 minutes do you think we are? 145 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,473 - Okay, don't take this the wrong way, 146 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,709 but you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately, 147 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,011 which isn't a bad thing, - Mm-hmm... 148 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,714 - but it's also not a good thing. 149 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,916 - Yeah, um... 150 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:54,753 it's just that the town only has so many ex-boyfriends 151 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:57,389 to hand out secretary work. 152 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,957 - Um, first of all, David, 153 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,326 I am an assistant, not a secretary, - Oh. 154 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,762 - and second of all, Ted is not my ex-boyfriend, 155 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,297 he is ex-fiance. 156 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:07,732 And I'll have you know 157 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,902 that I might not be an assistant for much longer. 158 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,005 - What is this? 159 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,074 - It's Elmdale College. - Ooh. 160 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,809 Ted and I have been talking about me doing like, 161 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:19,644 an accounting course, 162 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,112 or an office management course, 163 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:24,816 but I think I can maybe broaden my horizons a bit. 164 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,852 - You've circled "Stars and Cosmology?" 165 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,189 - Oh yeah, I thought it said "Cosmetology." 166 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,624 Ugh! 167 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,059 - Can I just... for a sec? 168 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,329 - Here is Jocelyn's visor, 169 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:39,931 and her glove. 170 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,800 - Oh, uh, I don't think I'm gonna be playing, 171 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,301 but thanks. 172 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:46,171 - Okay, you know what, just in case you change your mind, 173 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,206 why don't I show you a few pointers? 174 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,741 I can do it right here on Johnny. 175 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,109 - Oh, I don't think so. 176 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,545 - I mean, a few pointers couldn't hurt. 177 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,746 - Oh, I- I don't think that necessary. - Here, come on, Jonathan. 178 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,282 - Okay, whoa. - Come on down. 179 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,817 Right there, let me see your stance, 180 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,318 what do you got goin' here? 181 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,987 - Well, the setup is very important, Stevie. 182 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:05,023 Uh, legs so far apart, 183 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,058 knees slightly bent. - Ooh! 184 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,828 - Make sure you're nice and balanced over the ball. 185 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,296 - Wow. Woo! 186 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:14,332 Johnny, I gotta tell you, you have a sensational stance. 187 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,468 - Well, I've been golfing for 30 years, Roland. 188 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:18,736 - Wow, I like that. 189 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,104 There's one thing I don't like about it, 190 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:21,639 and let me show it to you. 191 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,041 - I don't think I was asking. 192 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,309 - Well, I think it's better that we show Stevie, 193 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,144 than just talk about it, don't you? 194 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:29,180 Right? Okay. So just first off, 195 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,815 spread your legs just a little wider, if you would, for me. 196 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,283 - All right. - There, see, Stevie? 197 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,853 they've gotta be like, sort of like even with the shoulders, 198 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,422 and if you would just pop the old tush-- 199 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,990 just go, bam! 200 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,959 That's it, and now loosen up a little bit. 201 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,327 - Okay. - Yeah! 202 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,828 - All right, you know what, Roland, 203 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,163 I think I should be showing you, 204 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,998 because I don't really think you know 205 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,433 what you're... doing. 206 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,969 - Yes, right. - Okay now grip, very important. 207 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,137 - Yeah? - Are you using the Vardon grip? 208 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,939 - I am using La Var Don. 209 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,008 - Are you watching this, Stevie? 210 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,276 - Yeah, it was just a little hard to understand, 211 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,811 so I want a record of it. 212 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,347 - Okay, delete that, please! - Can I get a copy of that? 213 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,648 - Yeah. 214 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,421 - Oh hi, Moira. - Hi. 215 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,390 - I thought that Roland might still be here. 216 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,760 - No, it seems our mayor is keeping summer hours. 217 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,962 - Gotcha. 218 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,398 Jocelyn... 219 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,368 it's really good to see you out and about. 220 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,270 Yes, I was starting to worry. 221 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,505 - Why? - Well, I happened to be chatting 222 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,174 with our dear little Twyla about her party tonight, 223 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:34,145 and she mentioned that you have yet to RSVP? 224 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,981 And I thought, that's not the Jocelyn I know. 225 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:40,218 What must've felled her? 226 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,021 - I'm fine. Here's the thing. 227 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,056 These parties are not great. 228 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,859 Last year it went until 3 am, 229 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,095 and Twyla just wandered around kind of winking at everybody 230 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,331 until she realized she hadn't picked a murderer. 231 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,100 And then the year before there were three murderers, 232 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,870 and one of them actually robbed the cafe! 233 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:02,340 - Well, I hear this year is going to be very different. 234 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,876 Twyla apparently sought counsel. 235 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,544 Expect thoughtful party favors, 236 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,246 themed cocktails, 237 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,081 first class catering. 238 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,449 - I thought it was a potluck? 239 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,185 - You, Jocelyn, are the mayor's wife, 240 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,354 you are the self-appointed leader of the Jazzigals, 241 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,122 and most importantly, 242 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,258 Twyla worships you. 243 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,427 - She does? - Yes. 244 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,363 This party has real momentum now. 245 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,065 And with you attached, 246 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,601 it's no less than a snowball gathering speed, 247 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:31,903 picking up bodies as it rolls downhill. 248 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,107 - And that's good? - Very good. 249 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,575 - (Laughs) 250 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,345 Well, I guess I could talk to the other Jazzigals. 251 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,014 I just wish I hadn't thrown out that flapper dress 252 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,349 from Halloween last year. 253 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,985 Oh! - Spread the word! 254 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,987 Be the snowball. 255 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,023 - Be the snowball! 256 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,693 - Okay, it's just that I misplaced 257 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:59,564 my high school diploma when we lost our house. 258 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,065 No, I wish it was a flood. 259 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:04,068 Okay, well, chasing down the paperwork 260 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,671 seems like a lot of work. 261 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,239 No, I know that-- 262 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,274 I know that your courses require a lot of work, 263 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:13,011 I'm just-- What if it was a flood? 264 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,315 Okay, fine. I will call you back with the paperwork. Thanks. 265 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,850 (Phone beeps off) 266 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,184 - Um, what's going on? 267 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:22,320 Are you looking at courses now? 268 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,455 - Um, I'm just putting some feelers out. 269 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,224 A lot of people have encouraged me 270 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,759 to build on the skills I acquired 271 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,395 as creative director of the Blouse Barn, so. 272 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,796 - Like who? 273 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,698 - I thought it could be good for me. 274 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:37,001 - Okay, well, this is sort of my thing, though. 275 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,203 - I really don't think you can claim education 276 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,672 as your thing, 277 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,774 and I don't even think I'll be able to take those courses 278 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,609 'cause the stupid people at the college 279 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,110 wouldn't just take my word for it 280 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:49,247 when I told them that I had a high school diploma. 281 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,581 - But why do you need it, though? 282 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,583 - To prove that I graduated high school. 283 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,085 - Well, it's not like they're gonna be like, 284 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,254 "Oh, you don't have your high school diploma, 285 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,322 you can't come to our college." 286 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,291 - That's almost word for word 287 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,527 what they just said to me on the phone. 288 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,666 - Well... - I just don't think I have that kind of time. 289 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,804 - Okay, what are you doing? - Reorganizing my knits! 290 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,575 (Car rumbles) 291 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,680 (Birds chirp) 292 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,251 - Oh, there they are. - Oh. 293 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,853 - Mr. Rose, Ms. Budd. 294 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,589 - Yes, please call me Johnny. 295 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,726 Always nice to put a face to the name. 296 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,994 - Oh, I see you two came dressed for the occasion. 297 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,696 - Always ready. 298 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,965 - I like your visor. - Thanks, it's new. 299 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,901 - So I hear there's quite a few new developments at your motel. 300 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,403 Uh, we'd love to hear about them, 301 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,605 why don't we have a seat? 302 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,342 - Oh, you wanna have the meeting inside, 303 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,444 on a day like this? 304 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,413 - Sorry, did you think we'd be playing a round? 305 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,782 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 306 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,918 We-we had a meeting earlier at another club, 307 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,488 and they wanted us to test drive the course, 308 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,790 so we're in the attire. 309 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,659 - Oh, where were you playing? 310 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,296 - Uh, we were playing at um... 311 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,533 it was what course, Stevie? 312 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,034 It was down the road. 313 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,536 Uh, Maple... 314 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,305 - Grove? - Grove. Maple Grove. 315 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,741 - Maple Grove? 316 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,543 No, I don't know that one. 317 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,912 - Oh, really? It's a beautiful course. 318 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:31,415 Very exclusive, Uh, but it is set... 319 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,984 way back off the road, it's-- 320 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,719 - Which might explain why you've never seen 321 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,288 or heard of it. - Yeah. 322 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,060 (Birds chirp) 323 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,996 Johnny: So every room will have wi-fi, 324 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:48,032 and upgraded beds, uh, working toilets, 325 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,434 which probably sounds like something 326 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,836 I don't need to mention 327 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,304 but, you know, just covering all the bases. 328 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,739 - Well, that sounds great. 329 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,507 Um, it's just that um... 330 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,011 we've been talking to the Elmington Moto-Lodge, 331 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,848 and they've got coin laundry, and a Jacuzzi. 332 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:07,318 - Well, we can certainly put in a Jacuzzi. 333 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:11,689 - Yeah, Jacuzzis are very popular with our golfers. 334 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,624 - Well, as an avid golfer myself, 335 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,060 I can tell you that when you buy a golf package, 336 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,763 you don't necessarily want to spend the entire weekend 337 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,264 sitting in your room. 338 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,632 (Managers laugh) 339 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,067 - Well, thanks for coming by. 340 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:26,737 - And definitely let us know when you've got that Jacuzzi. 341 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,140 - Yes, we uh, we will. 342 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:35,046 - I guess that's all, that's it now, thanks. 343 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,149 - Yeah, well, listen, it's, uh, still early. 344 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:41,819 Do you guys have any other Plans this afternoon? 345 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,088 - We have another meeting. 346 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,891 - Oh well, you know what they say, 347 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,392 too much work... 348 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,794 (All laugh) 349 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,463 - Well, thanks for coming in. - Okay. 350 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,066 - You go on ahead. I'm just gonna go use the restroom. 351 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:59,170 - Oh sure, might as well use some of the amenities. 352 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,741 (Car whooshes by) 353 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,209 (Dogs bark) 354 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,147 - Hey. 355 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,350 Um, you know those courses we were talking about? 356 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,151 - Oh yeah, I thought that data management one 357 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,686 looked like it might be good for you. 358 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,255 - Mm-hmm, yeah, I had the same thought, 359 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,824 but when I looked into it, all the courses were full. 360 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,092 And then the courses that weren't full 361 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,660 conflicted with each other, 362 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,795 and then everything just cancelled out. 363 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,063 - Alexis, if you don't wanna take the course, 364 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,899 you don't have to take the course. 365 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,702 - No, there were courses that did look very interesting. 366 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,638 Um, it's just kind of complicated. 367 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,873 - Yeah, but it's so worth it. 368 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,175 Sometimes I wish I could go back to college. 369 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,977 Pub nights, frisbee in the quad... 370 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,879 - Hmm! - Late night hacky sack. 371 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,782 - Mmm. - We got some serious sack circles going. 372 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,717 - Oh, so many sex circles. 373 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:49,086 - Sack. Hacky sack. 374 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,788 We always hoped they'd lead to sex, 375 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,924 but... still. 376 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,625 College, so crazy. 377 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,628 - So crazy. 378 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,130 Um... 379 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,402 Okay, the thing is... 380 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,537 I can't go to college, 381 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,873 yet. 382 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,075 Because I didn't finish high school. 383 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,144 - Oh. - I know. It's so embarrassing, 384 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,947 and I never should've taken that semester off. 385 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,748 But I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos, 386 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,717 so it was almost worth it. 387 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,052 - Didn't you say on your resume 388 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,654 that you did four years at UCLA? 389 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,189 - Yes... technically, 390 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,758 if you consider Bel Air an extension of the campus, 391 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,593 which everybody does. 392 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,268 This might sound crazy, 393 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,037 but I almost think I should finish high school. 394 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,707 - That doesn't sound crazy at all. 395 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,408 And truth be told, 396 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,712 it took me a minute to finish high school myself. 397 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,347 - You're only saying that to make me feel better. 398 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,749 - No, no, me and some friends, we just got in a car, 399 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,651 and took off. - Really? 400 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,020 - Yeah, we were following the American Idol tour. 401 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,455 We missed a couple shows, 402 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,190 but it's always the exact same set, 403 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,758 so... no regrets. 404 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,496 - Um, I really wish you hadn't told me that last little bit, 405 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,764 but... thank you. 406 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,633 - That makes two of us. 407 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,070 - Good round? - Not bad. 408 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,239 Greens are a little fast, but I like that. 409 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,908 - Me too. 410 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,511 - I've given a heads-up to the starter. 411 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,846 The tee is yours. 412 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,151 Have a great round, you two. - Thanks so much. 413 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,387 - How did you make that happen? 414 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,155 - I asked. 415 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,325 - Well, that's very nice, Stevie! 416 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,526 Thank you. 417 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,863 - Okay, let's get our golf sticks. 418 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,640 - David, 419 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,043 and why am I not surprised to see you in here? 420 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,711 - Well, this is my room. 421 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,180 - Well, it's disheartening to see you like this. 422 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,382 - Did you know that according to IMDB, 423 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,052 Rosa Parks was in an episode of "Touched By an Angel?" 424 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,553 - Exactly, David. 425 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,155 You are bored, lethargic, 426 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,991 and practically dripping with ennui! 427 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,626 - Okay, that's a bit much. 428 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,361 - I blame myself. 429 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,164 I've set a standard of activity and engagement 430 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,167 so high you don't even try. 431 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,869 - Okay, I am on a much needed respite 432 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,471 whilst in between jobs. 433 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,540 - You are squandering your social capital. 434 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,608 A tastemaker like you should be out there, 435 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,077 tasting things! 436 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,711 - Uh, I'm at the buffet, 437 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,247 and there is nothing to taste! 438 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,117 - Well, there's a party tonight, as a matter of fact. 439 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,219 - The murder mystery thing? - Why not? 440 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,555 Does this town not deserve to have a marquee guest 441 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,157 like yourself grace their humble soiree? 442 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,026 - Speaking of marquee guests, 443 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,394 I'm surprised you're going. 444 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,762 - I can understand why you'd say that, 445 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,665 but don't you just know Twyla would be thrilled 446 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,501 to have as many Roses there tonight as possible! 447 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,403 - (Sighs) 448 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:55,239 Fine, I will make a surprise appearance. 449 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,174 - Good. - But it's twice around the room, 450 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,343 and then I'm out. - Is there any other way? 451 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,378 Oh, and it's Roaring Twenties themed, 452 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,380 and I know you have a soft spot for seersucker. 453 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,949 - I won't be dressing up. 454 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,284 - Aw, say, don't be a dewdropper! 455 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:09,120 Throw some concealer under those peepers, 456 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:12,356 make like a swell, and go put on the Ritz! 457 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,965 (Birds chirp, grass rustles) 458 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,636 (Grass crunches underfoot) 459 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,647 (Thwack) 460 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,752 - Woo. Good golf shot! 461 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,521 - Thank you, Stevie. 462 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,528 Ah... 463 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,130 (Golf cart starts up and rumbles off) 464 00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,870 (Crickets chirp) 465 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,275 (Clinks) - Oh! 466 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,310 - John, are you going to be done soon? 467 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,446 - Just working on my short game, Moira. 468 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,649 Stevie and I are pitching Oak Valley next week, 469 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,751 I just wanna make sure I'm ready. 470 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,353 - Well, the endless tinking of putter to ball 471 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,955 tells me you will be. 472 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,224 - Well, it's for the motel. 473 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:23,194 It's not like... I'm enjoying this. 474 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,896 (Phone rings) - Ohhhh! 475 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,264 Beautiful! See that? 476 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,467 (Phone rings) - Ahem! 477 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,136 Rose residence. 478 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,138 - Uh, where are you?! 479 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,539 - May I ask who's calling? 480 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,175 - You know who this is, and you know where I am. 481 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,677 - Did everyone show up? 482 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,612 - Yes, everybody showed up. 483 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,280 - Good, then my work is done. 484 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,648 - Uh no, your job is not done. 485 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,284 You guilted me into coming here tonight! 486 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,552 - And you're better off for it, David. 487 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,088 You should thank me. 488 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,524 Twyla was set to throw a fiasco until I exerted my influence. 489 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,326 - Uh yeah, and the way Twyla keeps asking 490 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,727 about where you are, 491 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,729 I'm pretty sure you're the murderer. 492 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,864 - Then they'll never catch me. 493 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,401 - Ugh! 494 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,936 - Who was that? 495 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,338 - I don't know. 496 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,508 Moira: Alexis, we sent you to high school in Switzerland 497 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,444 because we trusted you! 498 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,313 - That school cost $250,000 dollars! 499 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,782 - I know, and I felt so bad about it. 500 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:22,686 And that is why I missed my final semester. 501 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,688 - Wait a minute, we were at the graduation! 502 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,391 - Yeah! - I know, but I wasn't. 503 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,627 - We saw you there! 504 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,895 - Did we, though? - Yeah, we were there. 505 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,664 We might not have stayed through the "R's." 506 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,833 I think we left halfway through the "L's." 507 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,235 - Oh, yeah, it got very repetitive. 508 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,804 - No, I distinctly remember a celebratory lunch 509 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,773 at the Hotel de Ville, in Crissier, 510 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,475 and you'd had that unfortunate run-in 511 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,843 with the spray tan machine. 512 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,645 - Mm-mm. - No, that was-that was me. 513 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,647 - Ah! Yeah! 514 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,416 Then how do you explain this graduation photo? 515 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,718 Huh? 516 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,955 - That's Jess Chang! 517 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,025 - What? Jess Chang? - Ugh! 518 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,626 - Well, who can tell with all this hair 519 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,061 in front of your face? 520 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,296 - That's not my face! 521 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,631 - Okay, why didn't anyone come to my graduation? 522 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,533 - Well, you didn't graduate in Switzerland. 523 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,268 - And whose fault is that?! 524 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:12,670 - How long have you been carrying that around 525 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,371 in your wallet?!