1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:13,913 Announcer: TONIGHT ON "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS," 2 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:20,153 HUGH GRANT - CREATOR OF "BLESS THE HARTS," WRITER EMILY SPIVEY -- 3 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:25,492 AN ALL NEW "CLOSER LOOK -- FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH VALERIE FRANCO 4 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:29,029 AND NOW SETH MEYERS. * Seth: GOOD EVENING. 5 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:33,166 I'M SETH MEYERS AND THIS IS "LATE NIGHT. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT? 6 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,869 THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR, LET'S GET TO THE NEWS. PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PERSONAL 7 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:42,008 LAWYER, RUDY GIULIANI, HAS REPORTEDLY ASKED FOR $20 THOUSAND A DAY TO FIGHT THE 8 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:47,814 RESULTS OF THE 2020 ELECTION THOUGH I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF JOE BIDEN CAN AFFORD THAT. 9 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:52,085 THAT'S RIGHT, RUDY GIULIANI HAS REPORTEDLY ASKED TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN FOR $20 THOUSAND A DAY 10 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:55,789 TO FIGHT THE RESULTS OF THE 2020 ELECTION WHAT 11 00:00:55,789 --> 00:01:01,795 I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE A MAKE-A-WISH THING. YOU WANT TO GET PAID 20 GRAND? 12 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:07,067 AT BEST YOU SHOULD BE GETTING COLLEGE CREDIT EVEN THEN YOUR PROFESSOR'S GOING 13 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:12,739 TO SAY, "WELL, YOUR CLIENT WENT TO JAIL, AND SINCE HE WAS THE PLAINTIFF, THAT'S PRETTY BAD." 14 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,375 ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 58% OF AMERICANS ARE WILLING TO GET THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE ONCE IT'S 15 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:23,550 RELEASED WHILE THE OTHER 42% WILL WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE 35%. 16 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:29,122 THAT'S A MATH JOKE FROM BAYS INSTEAD OF TRAVELING TO MAR-A-LAGO NEXT WEEK, PRESIDENT 17 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:34,494 TRUMP WILL REPORTEDLY SPEND THANKSGIVING AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP. 18 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:40,934 OR WHICHEVER MELANIA HE CAN BOOK ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, VICE 19 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:46,306 PRESIDENT-ELECT KAMALA HARRIS' FAVORABILITY RATING IS AT 51%, AND WHEN YOU ADJUST IT FOR 20 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:51,111 GENDER INFLATION, THAT'S LIKE A WHOLE 70%. "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE ANNOUNCED 21 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:55,815 YESTERDAY THAT ITS 2020 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE IS ACTOR MICHAEL B. JORDAN, AND I GOT TO 22 00:01:55,815 --> 00:02:03,790 SAY, SETH B. HURT. THE FBI ARRESTED A MAN THIS WEEK WHO WAS WANTED FOR INVESTMENT 23 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:09,062 FRAUD AFTER HE TRIED TO ESCAPE AUTHORITIES USING AN UNDERWATER SCOOTER. 24 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:14,167 OFFICIALS FIRST BECAME SUSPICIOUS WHEN THEY NOTICED HE OWNED AN UNDERWATER SCOOTER. 25 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:18,204 ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, SOMETHING'S OFF WITH THIS GUY, RIGHT AND FINALLY -- OF COURSE, 26 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:22,142 OFFICERS, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. MY WALLET'S IN THE UNDERWATER 27 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:29,249 SCOOTER. COME ON, NOT NOW AND FINALLY, THE VIDEO SHARING 28 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:34,287 APP TIKTOK, YESTERDAY, ANNOUNCED NEW STRICTER PARENTAL CONTROL OPTIONS, CAUSE LET'S BE HONEST, 29 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:38,992 WE DEFINITELY GOT TO MAKE IT HARDER FOR THEM TO GET ON. AND THAT WAS A MONOLOGUE, 30 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,595 EVERYBODY. THAT LAST JOKE WAS WRITTEN BY MIKE SCOLLINS, THE WRITER WHO 31 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:48,201 DEFENDED HIS TANK TOP ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT. AND WE HAVE A LOT OF REGRETS 32 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:51,938 TODAY AT THE SHOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE LET MIKE OFF THE HOOK FOR THE FACT THAT HIS TANK TOP 33 00:02:51,938 --> 00:03:00,046 HAD A POCKET WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 34 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,882 HE'S TRULY ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS AND HE HAS AN EXCELLENT NEW SERIES ON HBO CALLED "THE 35 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:08,054 UNDOING. HUGH GRANT WILL BE HERE. SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 36 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,924 MY WIFE AND I WATCH EVERY EPISODE OF "THE UNDOING" TOGETHER 37 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:14,294 SO MAYBE, MAYBE SHE'LL WATCH THIS INTERVIEW IT'S 50/50, REALLY 38 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:20,533 I'M ON CHANNEL 4, ALEXI. YEAH YEAH, WE GET CHANNEL 4 39 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:24,137 AND SHE IS THE CREATOR OF "BLESS THE HARTS" ON FOX AND MY GOOD FRIEND FROM "SNL" DAYS, 40 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:28,641 EMILY SPIVEY WILL BE HERE. BUT BEFORE WE GET TO ALL THAT, PRESIDENT TRUMP AND SENIOR 41 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:33,980 MEMBERS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ARE ENGAGED IN AN ASSAULT ON DEMOCRACY IN AN ATTEMPT TO HANG 42 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:38,351 ON TO POWER AND UNDERCUT THE LEGITIMATELY ELECTED NEXT PRESIDENT, JOE BIDEN, AND THEY 43 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:42,322 PUT RUDY GIULIANI IN CHARGE OF THEIR PLAN FOR MORE ON THIS IT'S TIME FOR 44 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,123 FOR MORE ON THIS IT'S TIME FOR "A CLOSER LOOK." 45 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:48,194 * 46 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:52,332 Seth: LOOK, IT'S VERY LIKELY THIS DUMBASS COUP ATTEMPT BY TRUMP AND HIS GANG OF WEIRDO, 47 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:57,704 LOP-SIDED GOONS, OR AS I'M CALLING THEM, THE KOOKY CUCKOO COUP CREW WILL SUCCEED, BUT IT'S 48 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:01,641 ALARMING ENOUGH THAT THEY'RE TRYING AND WE ARE FINDING OUT RIGHT NOW 49 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:06,346 WHO IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WOULD BE WILLING TO GO ALONG WITH AN ACTUAL COUP ATTEMPT IN 50 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:10,283 THE FUTURE IF SAY AN ELECTION WAS MUCH CLOSER, OR IF THEY HAD ANOTHER CHANCE TO ACCEPT 51 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:13,887 CRIMINAL INTERFERENCE FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY OR IF RUDY GIULIANI TRIED TO BREAK 52 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:17,290 INTO A BALLOT MACHINE TO CHANGE VOTES FOR TRUMP ONLY TO REALIZE IT'S A PINBALL MACHINE AT A 53 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:23,830 PIZZERIA IN YONKERS. "BOSS, GREAT NEWS, I GOT YOU 500 MORE VOTES AND AN EXTRA BALL." 54 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:31,805 YOU GOT THE SECRETARY OF STATE JOKING ABOUT A POSSIBLE COUP, THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY 55 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,207 INSISTING TRUMP WILL REMAIN PRESIDENT, PROMINENT FOX HOSTS STRAIGHT-UP DEMANDING THAT 56 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,375 REPUBLICANS REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION. 57 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:40,146 IS THE STATE DEPARTMENT CURRENTLY PREPARING TO ENGAGE WITH THE BIDEN TRANSITION TEAM, 58 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,515 AND IF NOT, AT WHAT POINT DOES A DELAY HAMPER A SMOOTH TRANSITION OR POSE A RISK TO NATIONAL 59 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:48,555 SECURITY THERE WILL BE A SMOOTH TRANSITION TO A SECOND TRUMP 60 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:53,360 ADMINISTRATION HE'S LEFT AN INFRASTRUCTURE IN PLACE WHERE COVID CAN BE 61 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,097 HANDLED. WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL DO SO GOING FORWARD IN A SECOND TRUMP 62 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:00,467 ADMINISTRATION WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW IS WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE REPUBLICAN 63 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:06,473 PARTY DOING TO DEFEND AND TO - I MEAN, WHY NOT JUST SAY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS 64 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:10,076 OF THIS ELECTION Seth: I DON'T KNOW, WHY NOT JUST SAY LOU DOBBS SHOULD GET A 65 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:14,114 HEAD REDUCTION SURGERY, OR LOU DOBBS LOOKS LIKE A CHILD AT A WEDDING AFTER A MILLION BEE 66 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:19,919 STINGS, OR HOW DOES A 75-YEAR-OLD MAN HAVE HAIR THE SAME COLOR AS A BRAND-NEW PENNY? 67 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:23,189 THEY'RE NOT MAGIC WORDS, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU SAY THEM OR NOT. 68 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:26,793 YOU CAN'T GO TO A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT, GET AN X-RAY THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE A SPOON STUCK IN 69 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:30,864 YOUR ESOPHAGUS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT WASN'T PART OF THE MEAL AND THEN SAY, I REFUSE 70 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:35,101 TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THIS X-RAY. SECOND, YOU'RE LIGHTING AMERICAN 71 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:38,505 DEMOCRACY ON FIRE, YOU FASCIST BOBBLE HEAD. THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS 72 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:43,410 ACCEPT THE OUTCOME OF THE ELECTION AND THE REALITY THAT IT WAS FREE AND FAIR, BUT 73 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,579 REPUBLICANS WHO LISTEN TO YOUR BULL [ BLEEP ] ARE STARTING TO ECHO YOUR DERANGED RHETORIC 74 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:51,618 ABOUT HOW IT WAS RIGGED. A POLL OUT TODAY FOUND THAT ABOUT HALF OF REPUBLICANS THINK 75 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,788 TRUMP WON THE ELECTION, AND IT WAS RIGGED AGAINST HIM AND LOOK, THE PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP 76 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:59,659 TO TRUMP RALLIES, YOU COULD PROBABLY GET THEM TO AGREE WITH ANYTHING TRUMP SAYS. 77 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:04,030 IF YOU'RE WILLING TO GIVE UP YOUR DAY TO STAND IN A FIELD AND LISTEN TO THIRD-RATE STANDUP 78 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:09,869 COMEDY FROM A MAN WHO LOATHES YOU, YOU'RE WHAT THEY CALL PLIABLE. 79 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,605 NOW AS WE TOLD YOU EARLIER THIS WEEK, THERE ARE SOME REPUBLICAN OFFICIALS WHO HAVE MET THE 80 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:16,843 ABSOLUTE LOWEST BAR BY ACKNOWLEDGING THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT, AND SHOULD 81 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:20,580 BE TREATED AS SUCH ARKANSAS GOVERNOR ASA HUTCHINSON SAID, "I EXPECT JOE BIDEN TO BE 82 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,550 THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. AND OHIO GOVERNOR MIKE DeWINE 83 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:27,354 SAID, "JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT." IT TELLS YOU JUST HOW SICK OUR 84 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:32,726 POLITICAL CULTURE IS THAT A REPUBLICAN OFFICIAL JUST ACKNOWLEDGING THE OBVIOUS AND 85 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,662 LEGITIMATE WINNER OF A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS SOMEHOW CONSIDERED A BRAVE, NOTEWORTHY 86 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:39,733 ACT. IT'S LIKE PICKING UP YOUR MORNING NEWSPAPER AND THE 87 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,302 HEADLINE SAYS, "YES, THIS IS A NEWSPAPER. DON'T WORRY, TV SHOW LIST AND 88 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:48,074 PUZZLES ARE ON THE BACK. AND YET ASIDE FROM THOSE RARE EXCEPTIONS, MANY REPUBLICAN 89 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:52,512 POLITICIANS REMAIN IN LOCKSTEP BEHIND TRUMP AS HE CONTINUES TO PRETEND HE HAS A PATH TO 90 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:57,550 OVERTURN THE ELECTION RESULTS AND DECLARE VICTORY. TEXAS LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR 91 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,587 DAN PATRICK, THE SAME GUY WHO SAID IN MARCH THAT OLD PEOPLE SHOULD BE WILLING TO DIE FROM 92 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:05,191 COVID TO KEEP THE ECONOMY FROM SHUTTING DOWN, SPELLED OUT TRUMP'S SUPPOSED PATH TO VICTORY 93 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,227 TRUMP'S SUPPOSED PATH TO VICTORY ON FOX NEWS. 94 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:14,401 VOTES IN GEORGIA AND ARIZONA 95 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:18,104 DIVIDING BIDEN AND TRUMP AND IF THOSE TWO STATES TURN, IF THEY DO, THEN THE SUPREME COURT 96 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:22,042 COULD MAKE THE DECISION ON PENNSYLVANIA AND THEN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT. 97 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,045 Seth: THE LAST PLAN I HEARD WITH THAT MANY INSANE CONTINGENCIES WAS MY COUSIN 98 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:29,916 EXPLAINING HOW HE'S GOING TO PAYBACK THAT LOAN. "IF THE LADY I DOG SIT FOR PUTS 99 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:35,922 ME IN HER WILL AND THEN SHE DIES, AND THEN IT GOES UNCONTESTED BY HER KIDS, I'M 100 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:41,294 GOING TO HAVE YOUR MONEY." BY THE WAY, DAN PATRICK IS ALSO THE DUDE WHO OFFERED A REWARD OF 101 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,331 $1 MILLION FOR EVIDENCE OF VOTER FRAUD IN TEXAS WHICH, I HAVE TO SAY, KIND OF 102 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:50,103 DISPROVES THE POINT YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IF VOTER FRAUD IS SO COMMON THAT 103 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:54,074 IT COULD OVERTURN AN ELECTION, WHY DO YOU NEED TO OFFER $1 MILLION REWARD TO FIND SOME 104 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:59,312 EVIDENCE OF IT IN THE OLD WEST, WHEN THEY OFFERED REWARDS FOR OUTLAWS, IT 105 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,382 WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE HARD TO FIND THEY WEREN'T JUST SQUATTING 106 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:07,520 BEHIND A BARREL IN THE TOWN SQUARE -- HEY, I THINK THAT'S BILLY THE KID OVER THERE 107 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:11,791 CAN I HAVE MY MILLION NOW? BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S THEIR HAREBRAINED SCHEME, THEY WANT TO 108 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:16,162 SOMEHOW FLIP ARIZONA AND GEORGIA, AND THEN GO TO COURT TO GET PENNSYLVANIA TO THROW OUT 109 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,632 NOT JUST A FEW BALLOTS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS AND HAVE THE SUPREME COURT HAND 110 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:24,904 THE ELECTION TO TRUMP. BUT APPARENTLY IN GEORGIA THE GUY WHO'S LEADING THE EFFORT TO 111 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:29,042 OVERTURN THE RESULTS IS GEORGIA CONGRESSMAN DOUG COLLINS THE GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE, 112 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,578 BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, WHO'S A REPUBLICAN, WENT SO FAR AS TO CALL COLLINS A LIAR AND A 113 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:37,917 CHARLATAN. NOW YOU MIGHT REMEMBER COLLINS AS THE INSANELY FAST TALKING 114 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,454 PERSON WHO TOOK A LEAD ROLE FOR REPUBLICANS DURING THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS. 115 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:41,488 REPUBLICANS DURING THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS. 116 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,356 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THE LAW. THEY DIDN'T PUT IT IN THE 117 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,426 CONSTITUTION SO I'M NOT - I CAN YELL ON BOTH OF THEM. 118 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,062 I CAN TALK ABOUT BOTH OF THEM. I STILL HAVE NOT GOT A TRANSCRIPT 119 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:52,098 WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE. STILL HAS NOT GOT THEIR STUFF. 120 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:55,168 I WAS TOLD I COULDN'T EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE BEEN STAFF CONVERSATIONS WELL BEFORE I WAS 121 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,772 TOLD I WAS ASKING -- ASKING TOO LATE HE SAID -- AS HE SAID HELP US AS 122 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:04,244 A COUNTRY BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO HEAL. Seth: HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S 123 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,112 AUCTIONING OFF THE COCAINE FROM A DRUG BUST AFTER TAKING A TEST HIMSELF. 124 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,715 WE GOT ONE KILO, WE GOT TWO, WE GOT FIVE KILO, WE GOT GOLD PLATED GUNS. 125 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,584 WE GOT REGULAR GUNS. WE GOT TINY LITTLE GUNS. THEN THERE'S SOUTH CAROLINA 126 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:15,522 SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM, WHO ACCORDING TO RAFFENSPERGER, WHO AGAIN IS A REPUBLICAN, CALLED 127 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:18,324 AND PRESSURED HIM TO THROW OUT LEGAL BALLOTS. 128 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:23,697 BRAD RAFFENSPERGER SAYS HE'S COME UNDER INCREASING PRESSURE IN RECENT DAYS FROM REPUBLICANS 129 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:32,439 INTENT ON QUESTIONING THE VALIDITY OF LEGALLY CAST ABSENTEE BALLOTS IN AN EFFORT TO 130 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,842 REVERSE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LOSS IN THE STATE IN AN INTERVIEW WITH "THE 131 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:40,213 WASHINGTON POST," RAFFENSPERGER SAID SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM ASKED HIM ON FRIDAY IF HE HAD 132 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:46,553 THE POWER TO TOSS OUT BALLOTS IN COUNTIES FOUND TO HAVE HIGHER RATES OF NONMATCHING SIGNATURES. 133 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:50,657 RAFFENSPERGER SAID HE WAS STUNNED THAT GRAHAM APPEARED TO SUGGEST THAT HE FIND A WAY TO 134 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:56,930 TOSS LEGALLY CAST BALLOTS. Seth: SO LINDSEY GRAHAM CALLED UP THE SECRETARY OF STATE 135 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,867 OF GEORGIA LIKE IT WAS A CASUAL SCHMOOZE AND SAID, HEY, BRAD, WANT TO DO BRUNCH? 136 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,603 ALSO, DO YOU HAVE THE POWER TO LIKE THROW OUT A BUNCH OF LEGAL BALLOTS AND HAND THE ELECTION TO 137 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,674 TRUMP? NOW, ACCORDING TO THE "WALL STREET JOURNAL" THERE WERE TWO 138 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:12,679 PHONE CALLS AND MULTIPLE WITNESSES WHO CONFIRMED WHAT GRAHAM SAID ON THOSE CALLS 139 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:15,982 AND EVEN WHEN GRAHAM TRIED DENYING IT, HE ACCIDENTALLY CONFESSED TO SOMETHING POSSIBLY 140 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:20,820 EVEN WORSE THAT HE'D BEEN CALLING ELECTION OFFICIALS IN OTHER STATES TOO 141 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:20,854 CALLING ELECTION OFFICIALS IN OTHER STATES TOO 142 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,724 DID YOU NOT ASK HIM TO THROW OUT VOTES? 143 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,560 NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS I TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HOW YOU VERIFY SIGNATURES. 144 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,930 I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT MAIL-IN BALLOTING. I'M WORRIED ABOUT HOW YOU VERIFY 145 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:35,702 A SIGNATURE. AND I THINK GEORGIA, I'VE TALKED TO DOUG DUCY IN ARIZONA, I'VE 146 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:40,674 TALKED TO THE PEOPLE IN NEVADA, WE'VE GOT CONTESTS ALL OVER THE NATION 147 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,610 Seth: SO BASICALLY LINDSEY GRAHAM CALLED STATES WHERE JOE BIDEN WON TO ASK ABOUT 148 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,346 VOTE COUNTS. I'D SAY THEY WERE THREATENING CALLS, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR 149 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,215 LINDSEY GRAHAM TO SOUND THREATENING. HE HAS THE VOICE OF A GUY 150 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:55,221 OFFERING TO REDO YOUR VERANDA. "I FOR ONE CAN'T ENJOY AN ICE TEA ON MY PORCH SWING IF I'M 151 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,391 LOOKING AT CHIPPED PAINT." THIS IS THE TRADEMARK TRUMP DEFENSE, THEIR ONLY EXPLANATION 152 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:03,296 FOR THEIR BAD BEHAVIOR IS MORE BAD BEHAVIOR GRAHAM'S LIKE AN ARSONIST 153 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,599 DEFENDING HIMSELF IN COURT BY SAYING, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE OTHER HOUSES I BURNED DOWN 154 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:11,071 YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT THAT, MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONES WHO NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR 155 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:15,642 AND LINDSEY, WE MIGHT TAKE YOUR WORD AT FACE VALUE, AND I MEAN MIGHT IF YOU HADN'T PROMISED TO 156 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:20,780 NEVER SUPPORT THE APPOINTMENT OF A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IN AN ELECTION YEAR, AND THEN THIS 157 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,750 YEAR WHEN THAT WAS PUT TO THE TEST WITH AMY CONEY BARRETT, TOLD REPORTERS, I'VE SAID A FIB 158 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:29,422 BEFORE, BUT NOW I AIN'T FIBBING, NOW I'M SAYING MY FOR REAL THOUGHTS 159 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:32,625 SO THAT WAS THEIR ATTEMPT TO STEAL GEORGIA AND THEY FELL FLAT ON THEIR FACES 160 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:38,198 THEN THERE'S PENNSYLVANIA WHERE THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS SUING FOR REASONS. 161 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,334 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TRACK OF THEIR BULL [ BLEEP ] IT'S LIKE YOUR MOM AND DAD 162 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,838 TRYING TO TELL YOU A STORY AT THE SAME TIME. SO, WE'RE AT CHILI'S RIGHT 163 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:49,776 IT WAS AN APPLEBEE'S NO, APPLEBEE'S WAS TUESDAY, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WAITER WHO 164 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:52,812 DROPPED THE TRAY THAT WAS IN APPLEBEE'S FOR EXAMPLE, THEY'RE WORKED UP 165 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,649 OVER AN ELECTRONIC VOTING SYSTEM CALLED DOMINION. BECAUSE THERE WAS A SMALL AND 166 00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:00,487 BRIEF REPORTING MISTAKE ON ELECTION NIGHT IN MICHIGAN BUT EVEN THE CONSERVATIVE 167 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:06,493 PRO-TRUMP "WALL STREET JOURNAL" EDITORIAL BOARD POINTED OUT THE UNOFFICIAL REPORTING WAS WRONG, 168 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,429 BUT THE UNDERLYING VOTES WERE COUNTED CORRECTLY. THE PRINTOUTS FROM THE TABULATOR 169 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:14,234 SHOWED ACCURATE TOTALS AND IN ANY CASE, THE MICHIGAN SECRETARY OF STATE'S OFFICE SAID 170 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:18,171 THE ERROR WOULD HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED DURING THE COUNTY CANVASS. 171 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:22,542 WHEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS REVIEW THE PRINTED TOTALS TAPE FROM EACH TABULATOR. 172 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:28,448 A REPUBLICAN COUNTY CLERK EVEN SAID THERE WAS NO MALICE, NO FRAUD HERE, JUST HUMAN ERROR 173 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:33,153 AND IF ANYONE SHOULD UNDERSTAND HUMAN ERROR, IT'S TRUMP. I MEAN, HE IS A HUMAN ERROR. 174 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,322 THE GUY COULDN'T PRONOUNCE THE WORD YOSEMITE, COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CLOSE AN UMBRELLA AND 175 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:41,394 COULDN'T EVEN GET THE TOILET PAPER OFF HIS SHOE AFTER I GUESS TAKING A GIANT DUMP INSIDE THE 176 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,964 PRESIDENTIAL LIMO? I MEAN, I GET THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE A TRANSITION 177 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,867 MEETING WITH BIDEN, BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE HIM A HEADS-UP THAT HE SHOULD GET A DIFFERENT 178 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,838 RIDE YEAH, IN REGARDS TO THE LIMO, MIGHT BE EASIER JUST TO REPLACE 179 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:56,209 IT ANYWAY, THE CLAIMS TRUMP'S TEAMS HAVE BEEN MAKING ARE SO INSANE, 180 00:12:56,209 --> 00:13:00,380 MOST LAWYERS WANT NO PART OF IT. THE TRUMP TEAM EVEN TRIED TO DELAY A HEARING IN FEDERAL 181 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,317 COURT, BUT AS A REPORTER FOR REUTERS NOTED, THE JUDGE WASN'T HAVING IT. 182 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:08,254 A FEDERAL JUDGE WON'T DELAY TOMORROW'S HEARING ON PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LAWSUIT TO OVERTURN THE 183 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,658 ELECTION HE LOST IN PENNSYLVANIA BECAUSE MOST OF HIS LAWYERS QUIT 184 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,795 HIS REMAINING LAWYER, WHO'S ALSO A RADIO HOST, WILL HAVE TO GO IT ALONE AND IS EXPECTED TO BE 185 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:21,067 PREPARED I MEAN, EVERY WORD OF THAT TWEET IS PERFECT 186 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,738 HE WANTS TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF A STATE HE LOST, BUT HIS LAWYERS QUIT, SO HE'S USING A 187 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:28,675 RADIO HOST AND THE JUDGE ACTUALLY NEEDED TO TELL THE RADIO HOST TO BE 188 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,544 PREPARED "OF COURSE I'M PREPARED. I BROUGHT MY SOUND BOARD, YOUR 189 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:35,148 HONOR. THIS WAS A FRAUD TO A DEGREE THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE ALARMED! 190 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:41,254 [ AIR HORN ] I REST MY CASE." SO THEN TRUMP PUT RUDY GIULIANI 191 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,758 IN CHARGE. AND THIS WILL PROBABLY NOT SHOCK YOU. 192 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:49,462 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT GREAT FOR EXAMPLE, YESTERDAY THE PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME COURT RULED 193 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:53,600 AGAINST THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN, IN YET ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR RIDICULOUS LAWSUITS. 194 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,537 OF COURSE, RUDY NEVER MADE IT TO THE HEARING BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO THE 195 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:02,475 PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME FOOD COURT AT THE KING OF PRUSSIA MALL. "YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT! 196 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:07,280 "ALL RIGHT, SO DO YOU WANT THE CHICKEN TERIYAKI INSTEAD?" AND THEN YESTERDAY, REPORTERS 197 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,350 AND COURT OBSERVERS WHO WERE COVERING A TRUMP CAMPAIGN CASE IN FRONT OF A FEDERAL JUDGE IN 198 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:16,356 PENNSYLVANIA PULLED OUT INDIVIDUAL LINES FROM RUDY'S ORAL ARGUMENTS, AND THEY'RE JUST 199 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:22,462 A DELIGHT TO READ. I MEAN, HERE ARE A FEW EXAMPLES OF ACTUAL LEGAL ARGUMENTS FROM 200 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:26,733 RUDY GIULIANI, YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO WAS ONCE, AND THIS IS TRUE, THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY 201 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,570 ONE OF OUR BIGGEST CITIES. THE BIGGEST. "THOSE BALLOTS COULD HAVE BEEN 202 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,106 FROM MICKEY MOUSE, WE HAVE NO IDEA MISTER, THE MAN WHO WAS VERY 203 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:38,111 ANGRY AT ME, I FORGOT HIS NAME MAYBE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY STRICT SCRUTINY." 204 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:42,482 INCREDIBLE IT'S LIKE WATCHING A LIVESTREAM OF A WINO DOING OPEN-HEART 205 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,984 SURGERY. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING AND WHY IS IT MOVING?" 206 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,922 "THAT'S THE HEART. "OH, SHOULD WE PUT IT BACK IN? THE TERM STRICT SCRUTINY IS ONE 207 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:53,093 OF THE MOST BASIC LEGAL CONCEPTS IN ALL OF LAW. BUT THEN, IF HE KNEW WHAT STRICT 208 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:59,632 SCRUTINY WAS HE'D HAVE GOTTEN HIS BOTTOM TEETH CAPPED AS WELL. IF YOU LAWYER SAYS THEY DON'T 209 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,336 KNOW WHAT STRICT SCRUTINY MEANS, THEN IT'S TIME TO GET SOMEONE NEW. 210 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:07,607 I MEAN THAT'S LIKE IF YOUR LAWYER GOT UP IN COURT AND ASKED TO CROSS EXAMINE A WITNESS, AND 211 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,878 THEN ASKED HIS QUESTIONS WITH HIS EYES LIKE THIS THIS WAS BY FAR THE BEST 212 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:17,684 EXCHANGE, IT SUMMED UP THE STUPIDITY OF THIS MORONIC LITTLE COUP ATTEMPT AS MUCH AS ANY 213 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,286 MOMENT COULD "GIULIANI: I'M NOT SURE WHAT OPACITY MEANS. 214 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,790 IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU CAN SEE? JUDGE BRAND: IT MEANS YOU CAN'T." 215 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:28,595 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE RUDY AT A SPELLING BEE THE WORD IS OPACITY. 216 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,098 CAN YOU USE IT INCORRECTLY IN A SENTENCE, PLEASE OH, RUDY 217 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:36,369 SWEET RUDY, I WON'T MISS TRUMP, BUT I ALSO WON'T MISS YOU. I HOPE WHEN THIS IS OVER YOU 218 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,973 TAKE A WELL-EARNED TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS. NO, I MEANT -- THE ISLAND -- 219 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:45,645 NEVER MIND RUDY'S DERANGED PERFORMANCE WAS SUCH AN EMBARRASSING DEBACLE, 220 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,715 THAT EVEN CLOSE TRUMP ALLY MICK MULVANEY, TRUMP'S FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF, AND A GUY WHO IS 221 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:52,118 FULLY ON BOARD WITH THIS GROTESQUE ATTEMPT TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION SAID 222 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:57,891 TODAY, "I'M STILL A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT THE USE OF RUDY GIULIANI. 223 00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:02,395 LAST NIGHT AFTER RUDY'S DISASTROUS BUNGLING OF EVERYTHING, HERE'S WHAT FOX NEWS 224 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,265 HOST SEAN HANNITY TOLD HIS AUDIENCE ABOUT RUDY'S PERFORMANCE. 225 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:05,298 AUDIENCE ABOUT RUDY'S PERFORMANCE. 226 00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,400 IN PENNSYLVANIA, RUDY GIULIANI 227 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,137 ARGUED THE CASE TODAY. I'VE HEARD FROM MORE THAN A FEW PEOPLE THAT HE WAS ABSOLUTELY 228 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:16,042 BRILLIANT IN HIS ARGUMENTS TODAY. Seth: MAYBE HE WAS SAYING IT 229 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:20,513 THE WAY BRITISH PEOPLE USE "BRILLIANT" TO MEAN "FUNNY." DID YOU SEE MR. BEAN FALL DOWN 230 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,817 THAT ESCALATOR INTO THE SAVORY PIE DISPLAY? BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. 231 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:31,057 FUN FACT, THE ORIGINAL TITLE OF HANNITY'S SHOW WAS "MR. THE MAN WHO IS VERY ANGRY AT ME. 232 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:34,394 WE'RE IN THE MIDST OF SEVERAL CRISES COLLIDING AT ONCE THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICAN 233 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:39,766 DEMOCRACY, A DEADLY PLAGUE THAT KILLED 1,500 AMERICANS JUST YESTERDAY ALONE. 234 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,269 AND WE'RE SEEING ONCE AGAIN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SIMPLY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT EITHER. 235 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,772 IT'S AN AUTHORITARIAN MOVEMENT WILLING TO WRECK THE AMERICAN SYSTEM AND STAND IDLY BY WHILE 236 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:50,243 AMERICANS DIE. EVEN AFTER TRUMP LEAVES OFFICE, WHAT WE'RE SEEING NOW IS THAT 237 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:55,515 TRUMPISM WILL VERY MUCH REMAIN AT LEAST WE CAN BE SURE THAT WHAT WE HERE AT "LATE NIGHT" ARE 238 00:16:55,515 --> 00:17:00,253 CALLING THE KOOKY CUCKOO COUP CREW WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY FAIL. AND FOR NOW THERE WON'T BE - 239 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:00,286 CREW WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY FAIL. AND FOR NOW THERE WON'T BE - 240 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,022 A SECOND TRUMP ADMINISTRATION 241 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:07,794 Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER LOOK." * 242 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:19,539 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HUGH GRANT, EVERYBODY! * 243 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,307 Announcer: FOR MORE OF SETH'S "CLOSER LOOKS", BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO "LATE NIGHT" ON 244 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:38,758 YOUTUBE. * Seth: SITTING IN ON DRUMS 245 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:43,430 THIS WEEK, SHE PLAYS FOR POP ARTIST HAYLEY KIYOKO AND MILCK HER NEW PODCAST, "GAY CHURCH," 246 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:48,234 IS OUT NOW, AND BE SURE TO FOLLOW HER ON YOUTUBE AND INSTAGRAM @SEEVALDRUM. 247 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,472 VALERIE FRANCO IS HERE GREAT TO SEE YOU, VAL. YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT 248 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,241 FROM FILMS SUCH AS "NOTTING HILL," "LOVE, ACTUALLY," AND 249 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,813 "FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL." HE CURRENTLY STARS IN HBO'S LIMITED SERIES, "THE UNDOING," 250 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,915 WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 251 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:10,557 WHY WERE YOU THERE THAT NIGHT? OUTSIDE HER APARTMENT? 252 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,594 BECAUSE I WAS -- I WAS WALKING LIKE I ALWAYS DO I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS. 253 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:19,499 I'VE TOLD YOU THIS MANY TIMES. IT IS JUST SUCH A COINCIDENCE, ISN'T IT? 254 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,802 I WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER, AND -- AND YOU WERE THERE. JUST -- AS I WAS OR JUST HAD 255 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:32,946 BEEN WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME? WERE YOU FOLLOWING ME 256 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:40,420 WAS I FOLLOWING YOU WERE YOU? WERE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 257 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:40,453 WERE YOU? WERE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 258 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,689 Seth: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, HUGH GRANT 259 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:47,160 HOW ARE YOU, HUGH? VERY BAD. THANK YOU, SETH. 260 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:51,064 Seth: ARE YOU -- I MEAN, JUNKETS ARE NOT THE MOST FUN THING IN THE WORLD 261 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:54,601 DO YOU APPRECIATE -- DO YOU ENJOY THAT YOU JUST GET TO DO IT FROM HOME? 262 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,405 NOT AT ALL. MY -- I'M TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM HOME PERMANENTLY. 263 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,708 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE A LOT OF YOUNG CHILDREN I LOVE THEM, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO 264 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:06,079 BE ON AN AIRPLANE COMING TO SEE YOU AND STAYING IN A LOVELY HOTEL. 265 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:10,450 Seth: THAT'S VERY -- THAT'S VERY NICE TO HEAR, I WILL TAKE THAT AS NOT A CRITICISM OF YOUR 266 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:15,922 CHILDREN, BUT MORE HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY OUR TIME TOGETHER. YOU SPECIFICALLY, YES, YES. 267 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:20,160 Seth: WHAT -- THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL SHOW IT'S THE SHOW THAT NOT ONLY ARE 268 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:25,298 MY WIFE AND I ARE WATCHING, BUT I FEEL LIKE WE TALK TO WITH ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS. 269 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:29,803 AND THIS IS A SHOW I WAS VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOUR WIFE ACTUALLY ENJOYS AS WELL. 270 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:33,840 IT'S WEIRD. FIRST OF ALL, IT'S LOVELY THAT YOU'RE WATCHING IT 271 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:42,582 I ALMOST BELIEVE YOU MY WIFE, YES SHE -- MY WIFE IS THE MAN IN OUR 272 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:47,487 HOUSE, REALLY. SHE LIKES VIOLENT FILMS, GANGSTER FILMS 273 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:52,092 WHILE I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING "ROMAN HOLIDAY" OR "SOUND OF MUSIC" OR SOMETHING. 274 00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:57,664 SO SHE'S NEVER LIKED THOSE FILMS I DID IN THE PAST, WHICH WERE ALL ROMANCE AND STUFF. 275 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:01,601 BUT NOW, NOW SHE'S STARTING TO GET A TASTE FOR THEM AND SHE DID LIKE THIS SERIES, I 276 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:07,607 HAVE TO SAY. THOUGH NOT SO MUCH ME, MORE SHE'S IN LOVE WITH THE MURDERED 277 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:12,979 LADY'S HUSBAND, YOU KNOW, PLAYED BY ISMAEL CRUZ CORDOVA AND SHE'S VERY IN LOVE WITH THE 278 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:17,250 COP, EDGAR RAMIREZ'S PART. Seth: YEAH, WE HAD EDGAR HERE, I CAN SEE HOW SHE WOULD 279 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:21,721 FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM, VERY CHARMING YEAH. 280 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:30,130 IF YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING Seth: NO, I -- WHAT I -- I MEAN THIS SERIOUSLY. 281 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:35,935 DO YOU KEEP THE -- YOU KNOW, THIS IS A FANTASTIC WHODUNIT YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHODUNIT. 282 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:41,841 DO YOU KEEP THAT FROM YOUR WIFE OR DOES SHE BEG YOU FOR THE SPOILER? 283 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:47,614 SHE DID KNOW. BECAUSE ALTHOUGH SHE'S NOT INTERESTED IN SHOW BUSINESS IN 284 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:55,488 ANY WAY AT ALL, SHE -- I BORE HER ABOUT ALL MY WORK. AND SO I, YOU KNOW -- TOOK HER 285 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:59,225 THROUGH ALL THE SCRIPTS AND ALL THE ISSUES BEFORE WE STARTED BUT YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS 286 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:04,364 YOU'RE BRINGING ME TOWARDS PRECIPICES OF DESTROYING MY OWN SHOW 287 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,866 Seth: I DON'T WANT IT I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT. BACK OFF. 288 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,602 Seth: I FEEL LIKE -- IT'S WEIRD. I WAS SAYING THIS TO SOMEONE 289 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,740 ELSE I FEEL LIKE IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE TIME WE'RE LIVING THROUGH, 290 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:18,678 THAT I LIKE THE ESCAPISM OF WATCHING A SHOW ABOUT A GRISLY MURDER 291 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:23,149 BUT I WOULD WANT TO DO NOTHING TO RUIN IT FOR MYSELF. YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. 292 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:27,520 IT IS WEIRD, ISN'T IT? Seth: IT IS IT'S WEIRD. 293 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,823 Seth: IT'S JUST LIKE, OH, I THINK IT'S ALSO KNOWING THAT THE SHOW -- BECAUSE IT'S A LIMITED 294 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:33,827 SERIES IT'S JUST NICE TO ENGAGE IN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW THAT YOU KNOW 295 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:39,099 HAS AN ENDING. YES YES, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU 296 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:44,471 MEAN I'VE -- THAT'S WHY I -- MAYBE I DO SO BADLY WITH -- WITH TV. 297 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,540 I CAN'T REALLY WATCH IT. I HAVE TO WATCH A SINGLE GAME OF TENNIS OR SOMETHING. 298 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:53,646 EVERYTHING'S TOO LONG. IT'S TOO LONG FOR ME NOW Seth: YOU'VE BEEN GIVING US 299 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,917 A -- CAUSE YOU WERE IN A FANTASTIC LIMITED SERIES THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. 300 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,420 I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET IT RIGHT. WAS IT A BRITISH SCANDAL OR AN 301 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,490 ENGLISH SCANDAL? "A VERY ENGLISH SCANDAL," YES. 302 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,326 Seth: WHICH WAS, AGAIN, FANTASTIC. I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND I ALSO 303 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,929 LOVED GOING INTO IT. I'M LIKE THREE EPISODES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 304 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,899 THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE I WANT TO BE YEAH, WELL. 305 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:20,106 I AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN, I THINK OUR ATTENTION SPANS HAVE SHRUNK DRAMATICALLY 306 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,409 Seth: WELL, I ALSO HAVE YOUNG CHILDREN I THINK THAT HAS A HUGE -- PLAYS 307 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:27,781 A HUGE ROLE. HOW OLD ARE YOURS Seth: 2 AND 4 308 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,483 YEAH, WELL, I HAVE ONE OF EACH OF THOSE. Seth: YOU DO? 309 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:34,554 HOW OLD ARE YOU, THOUGH Seth: HOW OLD AM I? I'M 46 310 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,390 YEAH, THAT -- THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. Seth: YEAH. 311 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:41,628 PEOPLE SAY WE LOOK ALIKE. BUT YOU STILL LOOK PRETTY GOOD TWITTER SAYS I LOOK LIKE A PIECE 312 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:48,968 OF CRUMPLED NEWSPAPER. Seth: YOU CAN'T ENGAGE WITH THAT, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM 313 00:22:48,968 --> 00:23:11,491 HEY, WE'RE GOING TO COME RIGHT BACK WITH MORE FROM HUGH GRANT * 314 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:14,761 Seth: WE'RE BACK WITH HUGH GRANT And I'M SETTING UP A SEGUE HERE, 315 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:19,132 I'M JUST GOING TO BE HONEST. BUT YOU ARE -- IN "THE UNDOING" YOU SHOOT SOME SCENES IN A 316 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:23,503 PRISON WAS THAT A WORKING PRISON? YES 317 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,572 Seth: IT WAS? WELL, IT'S SEMI-WORKING HALF OF IT'S GIVEN OVER TO FILM 318 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:29,943 PRODUCTION, AND THE OTHER HALF IS A REAL PRISON AND SO, YOU KNOW, I'M SITTING 319 00:23:29,943 --> 00:23:35,749 THERE BEING -- HAVING MY MASCARA DONE, BEING BROUGHT EXACTLY THE RIGHT KIND OF LATTE AND THEN 320 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:38,585 SENDING IT AWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. AND LITERALLY, FIVE FEET FROM 321 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:45,692 ME, THERE'S REAL PRISONERS THROUGH A BARRED DOOR IN STRIPY CLOTHES. 322 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:47,861 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ACTUALLY HAD THEM IN AMERICA. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SORT OF FROM 323 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:54,100 THE PAST PUSHING LAUNDRY BASKETS AROUND Seth: DO YOU THINK -- YOU 324 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,237 KNOW, I WOULD IMAGINE THEY WOULD HAVE A GREAT AMOUNT OF DISDAIN FOR WATCHING YOU GET PREPARED 325 00:23:57,237 --> 00:24:03,943 FOR FILMING. THEY ADORED ME. THEY'RE ONLY HUMAN 326 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:07,113 Seth: ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO SPEAK ABOUT -- BECAUSE THIS IS MY SEGUE 327 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:13,253 YOU WERE RECENTLY IN ANOTHER -- YOU WERE IN A FILM THAT TOOK PLACE IN PRISON, ABSOLUTELY MY 328 00:24:13,253 --> 00:24:18,258 FAVORITE FILM OF 2018 WITH NO EXAGGERATION "PADDINGTON 2. 329 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:22,062 NOW HUGH, I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAVE HAD SO MANY CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE WHERE I WILL SAY TO THEM 330 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:28,968 OR THEY WILL SAY TO ME, "YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE IS FANTASTIC 'PADDINGTON 2.'" 331 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:33,573 I DID NOT HAVE GRAND EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS FILM PEOPLE KEPT TELLING ME IT. 332 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:39,245 YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN THAT MOVIE. WAS IT AS MUCH FUN AS IT LOOKED? 333 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:46,353 NO. NO, I HATE MY WORK, AS I MAY HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE 334 00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:50,857 YOU KNOW, I'M IN THIS PERMANENT STATE OF PANIC AND ANXIETY, BUT I DO ENJOY IT WHEN IT WORKS. 335 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:55,428 I HAVE TO SAY. WHEN THAT FILM, WHEN I FIRST SAW IT AND THOUGHT - 336 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:59,099 I SEE IT'S ACTUALLY -- IT IS -- IT IS A KIND OF MASTERPIECE EVEN IF YOU EXTRACT ME. 337 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:04,504 YOU KNOW PAUL KING MADE A MASTERPIECE I BELIEVE IT'S THE ONLY FILM ON 338 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:10,844 ROTTEN TOMATOES WITH 100% IN THE WORLD. SO I'M PROUD TO BE IN IT 339 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:16,049 Seth: I HAD -- THE WAY I WATCHED IT, AND THIS WILL AGAIN SOUND LIKE SOMEONE IN SHOW 340 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:18,551 BUSINESS COMPLAINING ABOUT A NICE THING BUT, AS YOU KNOW, EACH YEAR WE 341 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:25,058 SORT OF GET AWARD SCREENERS OF FILMS, ALL THE GREAT AWARD FILMS OF THE YEAR. 342 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:28,428 AND IN THE HOLIDAYS, I'M ALWAYS WITH MY FAMILY AND WE ALWAYS TRY TO FIND MOVIES 343 00:25:28,428 --> 00:25:31,164 I THINK, "OH, THIS WILL BE GREAT. BUT A LOT OF THOSE MOVIES ARE 344 00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:35,235 VERY HEAVY AND NOT PARTICULARLY FUN TO WATCH AT THE HOLIDAYS AND THAT WAS A DAY SOMEONE SAID, 345 00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:38,171 "YOU KNOW WHAT I KEEP HEARING IS GREAT? AND WE WATCHED IT AND IT WAS 346 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:43,343 JUST LIKE CROSS-GENERATIONALLY A GIANT HIT. SO I WANTED TO ASK, DID YOUR 347 00:25:43,343 --> 00:25:49,349 KIDS LIKE THAT WELL, I SET UP -- I WAS CONVINCED THEY WOULD 348 00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:52,619 SO I SET UP A SPECIAL SCREENING FOR THEM THAT TAKES A WHOLE CINEMA, I 349 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:58,625 HAVE HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN. AND I GOT THEM IN THERE. AND THEY PRETTY MUCH HATED IT. 350 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:06,499 THEY KEPT WHISPERING TO ME, "WHY ARE YOU IN IT SO MUCH? ANYWAY, I MAKE THEM LIKE IT NOW. 351 00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:10,737 THEY HAVE TO WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT AND TELL ME HOW GOOD I AM, OTHERWISE THEY DON'T GET FED 352 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,474 Seth: NOW DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY. BECAUSE I -- YOU KNOW, I FOUND 353 00:26:14,474 --> 00:26:20,180 YOU IN A LOT OF -- MOST OF THE THINGS I WATCH YOU WITH, YOU'RE ACTING AGAINST OTHER HUMAN 354 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,649 BEINGS SHOULD I BE CONCERNED, THOUGH, THAT YOUR BEST WORK WAS AGAINST, 355 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:29,656 YOU KNOW, A BEAR THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS NOT AN ACTOR ON SET? WELL, IT -- WELL, YES 356 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:35,061 IT WASN'T ANYTHING ALTHOUGH, MY FATHER BELIEVED IN THAT BEAR. 357 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:37,831 MY FATHER'S 90 AND I TOOK HIM TO THE BIG PREMIERE IN LEICESTER SQUARE IN 358 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:42,702 LONDON AND HE SAT NEXT TO ME, AND HALFWAY THROUGH THE FILM HE 359 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:47,374 TURNED TO ME AND HE SAID, "IS THAT A REAL BEAR?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 360 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:50,977 AND I HAD TO GO, "WELL, NO, DAD, NO, CAUSE HE'S TALKING SO, NO, HE'S NOT REAL. 361 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:55,448 ANYWAYS, SO I EXPLAINED ABOUT CGI. BUT IT IS, IT'S SUCH A BRILLIANT 362 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:59,085 PIECE OF CGI, I CAN SORT OF SEE THE MISTAKE. NO, WHEN YOU'RE ACTING WITH THAT 363 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:05,091 BEAR, THERE'S NOTHING. YOU CAN HAVE -- THEY HAD A VERY SMALL ACTRESS WHO WOULD READ THE 364 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:10,230 LINES FOR YOU, OR YOU COULD HAVE A STICK WITH A BEAR'S HEAD ON THE TOP, WHICH WAS FRANKLY TOO 365 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:14,701 CREEPY TO WORK WITH. OR YOU COULD JUST HAVE THE STICK AND I BECAME RATHER FOND OF THE 366 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:19,039 STICK. Seth: A CRAZY CROSS-OVER, NOT CROSS-OVER CASTING, BUT IT 367 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:24,044 SEEMED LIKE QUITE A COINCIDENCE THAT YOUR COSTAR IN "A VERY BRITISH SCANDAL," 368 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:28,148 BEN WHISHAW, WAS THE VOICE OF PADDINGTON SO YOU DID NOT HEAR HIM AS 369 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:35,055 PADDINGTON UNTIL YOU SAW THE FILM I DIDN'T. 370 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:39,959 Seth: YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. I DIDN'T 371 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,063 SO THE WHOLE THING WAS WEIRD TO DO THAT -- BUT THEN I HAD TO DO A BIG PUBLICITY TOUR WITH 372 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:51,104 BEN. HE BECAME PADDINGTON TO ME SO THEN TO HAVE TO BASICALLY 373 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:56,576 RAPE HIM, AND THEN TRY AND KILL HIM, FOR THE WHOLE AUTUMN OF 2017, WAS WEIRD. 374 00:27:56,576 --> 00:28:00,747 IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT Seth: I GUESS THAT'S ALL THAT -- I MEAN, I THINK IN A 375 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:03,350 VERY DIFFERENT "PADDINGTON 2," THAT'S THE PATH THAT STORY TAKES, AND I'M REALLY GLAD IT 376 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:07,520 DIDN'T WELL, MAYBE THAT'S "PADDINGTON 3. 377 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,558 [ LAUGHTER ] Seth: YOU ARE STILL ALIVE, SO YOU COULD GET OUT -- YOU COULD 378 00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:14,828 GET OUT OF JAIL. HEY, HUGH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 379 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:19,032 IT'S ALWAYS A DELIGHT TO SEE YOU. AND CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING 380 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:22,302 THANKS, SETH. THANK YOU. Seth: "THE UNDOING" AIRS 381 00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:25,538 SUNDAY NIGHTS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND IS AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO MAX 382 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:50,864 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMILY SPIVEY * 383 00:28:50,864 --> 00:28:54,567 Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING WRITER WHO YOU KNOW FROM HER WORK ON 384 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,271 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND THE MOVIE "WINE COUNTRY. HER SHOW, "BLESS THE HARTS," 385 00:28:58,271 --> 00:29:00,640 AIRS ON SUNDAY NIGHTS ON FOX LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 386 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:06,479 THERE SHE IS! THE PAULA ABDUL OF GREENPOINT. AND THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE 387 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:10,417 CAROLINA PANTHER CHEERLEADING SQUAD. HOW'D THE AUDITION GO? 388 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,153 YOU GUYS, I'M SURE I DIDN'T GET IT SOME OF THOSE GIRLS HAVE DANCED 389 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:16,656 ON CRUISE SHIPS. HUSH, JENNY, YOU'RE GETTING THE HELL OUT OF GREENPOINT 390 00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:20,593 YOU'LL SPEND A YEAR OR TWO AS A PANTHERS GIRL, THEN GO THE J. LO ROUTE. 391 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:24,831 SEDUCE A MUSIC PRODUCER, MAKE A MINT FOR ALL OF US, THEN STAR IN AN EPIC FLOP WITH BEN AFFLECK 392 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:29,669 AND COME OUT EVEN STRONGER AND ONCE YOU MAKE THE TEAM, I'M COMING WITH CAUSE YOU'RE 393 00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:33,940 GOING TO NEED AN ENTOURAGE, YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT HBO SHOW, "ARLISS. 394 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,543 Seth: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, OUR VERY GOOD FRIEND EMILY SPIVEY 395 00:29:36,543 --> 00:29:39,946 HOW YOU DOING, SPIVES? HI, I'M DOING SO GOOD, SETH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, OH MY 396 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:44,217 GOD. Seth: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AS WELL. 397 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:49,055 WE STARTED ON THE SAME DAY AT "SNL" IN 2001. OH MY GOD 398 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:54,694 Seth: AND I WILL -- YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WATCHING TWO PEOPLE REMINISCE, YOU KNOW, FLIP 399 00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:57,630 OVER TO SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE WE HAD GREAT YEARS TOGETHER. YEAH. 400 00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:03,103 Seth: BUT I'M WONDERING IF YOU, WATCHING THE SHOW THIS YEAR, IF YOU WISH THAT YOU'D 401 00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:08,475 BEEN WRITING THERE DURING THIS ELECTION CYCLE OR DREADING IT? OOH, I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS. 402 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:13,279 I MEAN, HOW DO YOU FEEL? I FELT RELIEVED THAT I COULD JUST WATCH IT. 403 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:17,517 BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW, WE DID -- YOU MADE T-SHIRTS, SETH. IT WAS CALLED THE GAUNTLET 404 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:23,857 WE DID EIGHT -- WAIT, WAS IT TEN EPISODES OF EIGHT WEEKS, RIGHT Seth: YEAH, I THINK TEN 405 00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:27,060 EPISODES IN EIGHT WEEKS BECAUSE WE WERE DOING "THE WEEKEND UPDATE" THURSDAYS. 406 00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:30,530 AND I, OF COURSE, WAS WEIRDLY PREGNANT IT'S NOT WEIRD TO BE PREGNANT, 407 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:34,901 BUT IT FELT WEIRD TO BE PREGNANT DURING THIS TIME, AND I HAD MORNING SICKNESS AND WAS JUST 408 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:39,506 SITTING THERE GOING -- BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT WAS AMAZING BECAUSE I REMEMBER 409 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:47,380 SITTING WITH PAULA AND TINA IN THAT WEIRD LITTLE TINY OFFICE ON NINE WATCHING TINA REHEARSE 410 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:53,286 DOING SARAH PALIN. SO IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PART OF HISTORY. 411 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:56,456 BUT STILL, OOH Seth: YEAH. NO, NO. 412 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:59,426 Seth: I MEAN, THE FACT THAT THEY DID SIX SATURDAYS IN A ROW, I AM NOT JEALOUS OF AT ALL 413 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:03,063 BUT I REALLY DO THINK THEY DID AN INCREDIBLE JOB. AND YOU WERE A HERO, SETH 414 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:07,500 YOU REALLY -- I MEAN, LISTEN TO ME YOU DESERVE -- EMMYS SHOULD BE 415 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:12,939 RAINING DOWN FOR YOU FOR THE WORK YOU DID ON THAT, I MEAN, COME ON. 416 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:16,776 Seth: WE TALKED A LOT ABOUT SECOND CHANCE THEATER WITH MY OLD COHORTS OF THE SHOW. 417 00:31:16,776 --> 00:31:21,815 YES Seth: WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR WORST, MOST DELICIOUS BOMBS 418 00:31:21,815 --> 00:31:26,186 UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH LORNE OH, MY GOD. THERE'S ALMOST TOO MANY TO 419 00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:31,858 COUNT. Seth: WHAT WAS CHICKEN McNUGS 420 00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:38,865 WELL, CHICKEN McNUGS WAS -- OKAY, IT WAS MATT DILLON WAS THE HOST 421 00:31:38,865 --> 00:31:43,903 AND HE WAS SORT OF A HOTSHOT BOYFRIEND TO RACHEL DRATCH, WHO WAS SORT OF PLAYING LIKE A 422 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:49,476 LITTLE -- YOU KNOW, A GIRL WITH LOTS OF CATS AND SCENTED CANDLES WHO COULDN'T GET A BOYFRIEND 423 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:54,547 SO HE BROKE UP WITH HER IN A MISERABLE WAY. SO THEN, SHE JUST HAULS IT TO 424 00:31:54,547 --> 00:32:02,689 McDONALD'S AND BUYS 500 THOUSAND CHICKEN McNUGGETS, ALL SAUCES, AND IT BECAME A MUSICAL, ALL 425 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:10,463 RIGHT? I'VE NEVER SEEN LORNE SO ANGRY [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:14,834 HE SAID -- IT WAS JUST -- IT'S SO -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE HE WAS SO 427 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:19,072 UPSET. AND BY THE WAY, I WAS UPSET TOO. I DON'T -- I DON'T BLAME LORNE 428 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:27,380 BUT HE DID THROW -- HE THREW THE HEADSETS ON THE FLOOR. AGAIN, I DON'T BLAME HIM 429 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:31,084 AND THEN, I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I'M OUT. I WALKED TO THE ELEVATORS. 430 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:39,325 FIRST, I WALKED UP TO MAYA'S OFFICE, GOT MY BACKPACK AND MY COAT, WENT DOWN TO THE STREET, 431 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:43,697 HELD UP MY LITTLE HAND, WAS ABOUT TO GET A CAB AND THEN I GOT A CALL, LORNE 432 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:47,834 WANTS TO SEE YOU SO I WENT BACK UP AND HE APOLOGIZED 433 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:51,438 BUT STILL, I FELT TERRIBLE LIKE, THE WHOLE THING WAS A DISASTER 434 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:58,545 BUT -- I DON'T KNOW. THAT IS -- THAT WAS THE WORST -- THAT WAS A REALLY SAD STORY. 435 00:32:58,545 --> 00:33:01,047 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LORNE, BY THE WAY. I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD BIRTHDAY 436 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,049 DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] Seth: IT SHOULD BE NOTED. 437 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:09,489 I MEAN, IT IS -- IT IS INTENSELY STRESSFUL TO BE UNDERNEATH THE BLEACHERS WITH LORNE 438 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:10,690 OH, MY GOD. Seth: YOU MENTIONED THE HEADSET. 439 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:13,193 HE IS WEARING A HEADSET THAT IS PLUGGED DIRECTLY INTO THE MONITOR. 440 00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:16,262 YES Seth: SO THAT HE CAN GET -- HE CAN GET JUST LIKE MAINLINE 441 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:19,866 THE SKETCH INTO HIS EARS YES, SO HE'S HEARING IT, AND I'M KIND OF NOT HEARING IT -- 442 00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:25,438 AND YEAH AND SO -- AND THEN, DAVID MACK WILSON WAS ANOTHER 443 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:32,645 SKETCH WHERE RACHEL DRATCH PLAYED A LITTLE BOY, AND LORNE, IT WAS -- SHE PLAYED A CHILD 444 00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:39,152 ACTOR, AND IT WAS REAL QUIET AND LORNE TURNED TO ME IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, AND HE WAS LIKE, 445 00:33:39,152 --> 00:33:44,124 "THIS IS ALMOST BRECHTIAN," IN A WITHERING WAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T REALLY 446 00:33:44,124 --> 00:33:46,226 EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS," BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 447 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:49,629 I KNOW BRECHT. BUT ANYWAY - SO THERE WAS JUST A LOT OF -- SO 448 00:33:49,629 --> 00:33:56,169 MANY - SO MANY HOT FARTS UNDER THAT BLEACHERS, CAUSE THE NERVES, IT 449 00:33:56,169 --> 00:34:02,275 WAS TERRIBLE Seth: IT SHOULD NOTE, LEST ANYBODY SHOULD DOUBT, THAT YOU 450 00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:06,446 ALSO HAD MONSTER HITS IN YOUR TIME ON THE SHOW OH, SETH, YOU'RE SO SWEET 451 00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:10,817 Seth: YOU AND MAYA WERE FRIENDS AT THE GROUNDLINGS YOU WROTE DONATELLA VERSACE. 452 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:16,489 OH GOD. Seth: AND I MENTIONED TO YOU, I RAN INTO HER RECENTLY. 453 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:19,759 AND I ONLY SORT OF -- I HAD NO AWARENESS OF HER UNTIL YOU DID THIS SKETCH. 454 00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:24,364 AND SHE WAS VERY COMPLIMENTARY SHE ENJOYED IT SHE DID 455 00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:27,967 SHE HAD A VERY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. YOU KNOW, AS -- I THINK 456 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:32,572 EUROPEANS HAVE BETTER SENSE OF HUMORS ABOUT THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW 457 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:36,810 LIKE SHE WAS -- THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY AND ADORED MAYA SHE GAVE US BOTH VERY EXPENSIVE 458 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:41,748 WATCHES. WHICH, ONE, I STILL HAVE, BUT I CAN'T WEAR IT CAUSE IT'S BANANAS 459 00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:46,219 LOOKING. [ LAUGHTER ] BY THE WAY, HUGH GRANT 460 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:53,226 I MEAN, CAN YOU STAND IT HE IS SO CUTE. Seth: YOU -- ONE THING THAT I 461 00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:59,566 KNOW YOU'VE USED SOME OF YOUR WRITING FOR AND SOME OF THE REJECTED SKETCHES, AND I'VE 462 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:05,138 TALKED TO AMY POEHLER ABOUT THIS, TINA FEY ABOUT THIS. THERE IS A TEXT CHAIN OF WOMEN 463 00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:08,408 WHO WORKED ON THE SHOW THAT I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO CROSS OVER WITH 464 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:14,214 AND YOU GUYS DID A ZOOM TALENT SHOW WITH YOUR CHILDREN THAT IS ALREADY LEGENDARY. 465 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:17,484 IS IT I WISH IT WAS. YEAH 466 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:22,622 I -- MY SON, ROWE, WON THAT TALENT SHOW. HE DID A VERY CONFUSING SKETCH 467 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:26,926 THAT I HAD WRITTEN FOR STEVE MARTIN AND SETH, IT WAS SUCH A SPIVEY 468 00:35:26,926 --> 00:35:32,132 SPECIAL. I DON'T MEAN TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON 469 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:36,503 BUT IT WAS CALLED -- IT WAS, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A ROCKING GOOD TIME WITH STICK TO YOUR RIBS 470 00:35:36,503 --> 00:35:41,107 GRUB AND ENTERTAINMENT YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF DOWN TO ROCKING R'S AND CAPTAIN T'S 471 00:35:41,107 --> 00:35:45,345 SMOKING RIBS AND STUFFING BLUES AND SUCH [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:35:45,345 --> 00:35:51,484 SO THE IDEA WAS JUST THIS RIDICULOUS RESTAURANT WHERE YOU POKED, YOU KNOW -- YOU ATE 473 00:35:51,484 --> 00:35:56,189 MASHED POTATOES OUT OF AN OLD BOOT, OR YOU POKED A DONKEY IN THE EYE. 474 00:35:56,189 --> 00:36:05,031 LIKE IT WAS JUST STUPID. AND ROWE WENT ON AND READ ALL THESE CRAZY LINES TO A GROUP OF 475 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:09,402 AMAZING, I MEAN -- HOW DID I EVEN GET IN THIS GROUP ANDREA MARTIN, TINA FEY, 476 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:14,341 PAULA PELL, JON HAMM AND HE WAS AMAZING AND HE WON THE TALENT SHOW, ACCORDING TO 477 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:19,579 ALL THE TANGLETS, WHICH IS WHAT WE CALL THE TANG KIDS, THE LITTLE TANGLETS. 478 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:24,284 [ LAUGHTER ] Seth: NOW, IT SHOULD BE NOTED, THE TANG IS 479 00:36:24,284 --> 00:36:29,055 IT IS A -- A TEXT CHAIN THAT I HAVE WITH PAULA PELL, TINA FEY, ANA GASTEYER, 480 00:36:29,055 --> 00:36:34,060 RACHEL DRETCH, MAYA RUDOLPH, AND ME, WHO AM I LEAVING OUT AMY POEHLER. 481 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:37,597 Seth: THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD GROUP OF PEOPLE. I MEAN, IT'S THE FUNNEST. 482 00:36:37,597 --> 00:36:40,233 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD -- THE FUNNEST. I DON'T KNOW WOULD WHAT I WOULD 483 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:42,102 DO WITHOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD NOT GET THROUGH THIS 484 00:36:42,102 --> 00:36:47,674 LIKE TURD HOAGIE THAT IS 2020 WITHOUT THE TANG. Seth: THE FUNNEST 485 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:50,844 THERE YOU ARE BEING BRECHTIAN AGAIN. OH, SO BRECHTIAN. 486 00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:53,446 HE WAS SO WITHERING WHEN HE SAID THAT, I WAS LIKE, "CAN I KILL MYSELF?" 487 00:36:53,446 --> 00:37:01,321 [ LAUGHTER ] Seth: I REMEMBER YOU AND AMY AT THE READ-THROUGH TABLE WERE 488 00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:04,157 CLOSE ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD PASS NOTES. YES 489 00:37:04,157 --> 00:37:07,227 Seth: I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO DRATCH DRATCH AND I WERE NOTE SHARERS 490 00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:10,864 YES Seth: AND IT WAS A GREAT GIFT BECAUSE THOSE WERE THE MOST 491 00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:14,668 STRESSFUL TIMES OF THE WEEK. OH MY GOD, HORRIBLE Seth: HOW WAS -- WERE YOUR 492 00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:18,038 NOTE PASSING DAYS WITH POEHLER WONDERFUL? OH, MY GOD, THEY WERE SO -- 493 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:23,410 WELL YOU KNOW, LIKE, CONSTANTLY - ALSO, SETH, NEXT TIME I'M ON, OR 494 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:27,714 MAYBE AT MY FUNERAL WHEN YOU'RE SPEAKING AT MY FUNERAL, I'LL READ WHAT YOU -- CAUSE WE USED 495 00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:35,555 TO PASS NOTES TOO. BUT MY FAVORITE NOTE THAT POEHLER EVER PASSED ME WAS, I 496 00:37:35,555 --> 00:37:41,161 THINK, YOU KNOW, JOSTIE -- COLIN JOST USED TO COME IN LOOKING LIKE HE'D RUN THROUGH 497 00:37:41,161 --> 00:37:44,731 SPRINKLERS ALL THE WAY TO 30 ROCK. [ LAUGHTER ] 498 00:37:44,731 --> 00:37:47,901 AND HIS HAIR WAS SO -- YOU KNOW THAT BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF HAIR, SOAKING WET. 499 00:37:47,901 --> 00:37:52,505 Seth: YEAH. LIKE, JOSTIE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANYWAY 500 00:37:52,505 --> 00:37:57,610 SO HE CAME IN SOPPING WET. IT WAS LIKE A JOST WET T-SHIRT CONTEST, CAUSE HE JUST HAD ON A 501 00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:01,448 WHITE SHIRT, YOU COULD SEE HIS NIPS AND HIS CHEST HAIR. AND THEN, ME AND POEHLER WERE 502 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:05,819 LIKE, "OH. AND THEN, POEHLER PASSED ME A NOTE THAT SAID, "I LIKE JOSTIE 503 00:38:05,819 --> 00:38:13,326 IN THE ARM AREA. [ LAUGHTER ] Seth: I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL 504 00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:17,063 LIKE SOMEBODY SHOULD READ THAT AT JOST'S FUNERAL. LISTEN, MAYBE WE'LL BE BURIED 505 00:38:17,063 --> 00:38:21,568 TOGETHER YOU KNOW WHAT, SETH, IS JOST - LISTEN, SETH, IS JOST OKAY 506 00:38:21,568 --> 00:38:25,839 BECAUSE I'M WORRIED. WHY ARE YOU WORRIED BECAUSE WHO -- CAN HE FIND A 507 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:30,844 GIRLFRIEND HOW IS HIS CAREER GOING? Seth: OH, I DON'T KNOW IF 508 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:34,681 YOU'VE HEARD, HE'S DOING EXCELLENT. RIGHT 509 00:38:34,681 --> 00:38:39,052 TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. OH PLEASE, JOST, ARE YOU OKAY, BABY 510 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:42,555 [ LAUGHTER ] Seth: I THINK HE'S DOING JUST FINE 511 00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:45,959 AND I ALSO -- YOU KNOW, EVEN IN THAT CLIP, WE HEARD SOME OF OUR FRIENDS -- OBVIOUSLY IN "BLESS 512 00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:49,829 THE HARTS," THAT WAS KRISTIN, THAT WAS MAYA. AND I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME GREAT 513 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:53,266 GUEST VOICES COMING UP THIS YEAR AS WELL. OH, MY GOD, WE HAVE SO MANY 514 00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:58,071 WE HAVE HOLLY HUNTER, WE HAVE MARY STEENBURGEN, WHO IS MY HEART. 515 00:38:58,071 --> 00:39:03,376 WE HAVE JON HAMM JON HAMM'S JON HAMM, WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SETH 516 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:09,649 SKETCHES WE HAVE SAL VULCANO FROM "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. 517 00:39:09,649 --> 00:39:12,385 Seth: YEAH, THE JOKERS. I'M OBSESSED WITH "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. 518 00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:17,857 OBSESSED WHO ELSE DO WE HAVE? NATASHA LYONNE AND FRED ARMISEN. 519 00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:21,795 Seth: THAT'S GREAT. YEAH. Seth: WELL, SPIVEY, NEEDLESS 520 00:39:21,795 --> 00:39:27,600 TO SAY, IT IS ALWAYS WONDERFUL SEEING YOU YOU'RE THE BEST. 521 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,903 SO ARE YOU, SETHLY. Seth: AND I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO, BABE. 522 00:39:29,903 --> 00:39:34,040 OH MY GOD SETH, I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THIS SHOW WILL YOU PUT THIS ON THE SHOW? 523 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:39,212 YOU GOT ME THROUGH 2020. Seth: YOU'RE TOO KIND I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOUR 524 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:42,482 "CLOSER LOOKS" AND EVERYTHING ELSE, IT'S LIKE THE VOICE OF REASON 525 00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:45,885 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH Seth: I'LL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, SPIVE. 526 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:48,288 ALL RIGHT Seth: "BLESS THE HARTS" AIRS SUNDAYS ON FOX 527 00:39:48,288 --> 00:40:00,300 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. * Announcer: FOR MORE 528 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,935 "LATE NIGHT," GO TO LATENIGHTSETH.COM. 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