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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Oh, cool, those photos came in.

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- From the big modeling shoot?
- Yeah, check 'em out.

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Oh, I wanna see.

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Okay, here we go.

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Oh, wow, your butt looks amazing.

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Oh, where's the rest of you?

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I think that's my nose there.

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Oh, guess that's just the tip.

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I thought this was a body spray ad.

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Yeah, well, I guess it's
more of a butt spray ad.

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- Right.
- They're a little cheesy.

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- Yeah, a little.
- Okay, they're very cheesy. It's a start.

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A start? What, are you gonna
become like a big model now?

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Well,

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I mean, not a super model or
anything, I'm not delusional,

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but, I don't know, like maybe...

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maybe acting...

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or something?

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I don't know. Guess maybe not dancing.

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Oh, God, you are looking
at me like I just said

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- I like eating whale meat.
- No, I... I...

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah. Yeah, I am. I mean, I'm...

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I'm sick of starving myself and
getting blisters all the time,

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and being constantly worried I'm
gonna sprain my ankle or some shit.

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You don't think models starve themselves?

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I'm not talking about
modeling. I'm talking about,

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like, you know, taking a moment to
question what I'm doing with my life.

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Maybe you should do the same.

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- Excuse me?
- I'm not judging you or anything,

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but, like, what are you doing?

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You're making mates,

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and going on road trips with your boss.

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Do you really think you're making real
steps towards playing in the symphony?

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- I'm trying.
- Okay, that's good, but that's not my point.

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My point is, maybe it's
not the end of the world

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if we don't do these things we said we
wanted to do when we were five years old.

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Yeah, maybe it's not the
end of the world for you.

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I have to go to work now.

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Hailey.

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♪♪ [violin]

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Like a devil, she plays.

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That's a woman.

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Yeah.

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She's fucking awesome.

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She reminds me of my grandmother.

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♪♪

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Fuck! Fuck!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, what, what? ¿Que pasa?

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¿Que pasa? ¿Que pasa?

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Can't you hear it? I was flat.

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And the viola section was too allegro.

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No, no, no, they're playing
the tempo I'm giving them.

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Then maybe you are too allegro.

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- Ana Maria, who's conducting here?
- Oh, Excellent question.

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I thought it was the great Rodrigo.

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Don't do this. Don't do this here.

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- Ana Maria, please, just calm down.
- Oh, you.

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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Are you stoned?

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Uh, not right now, I'm not.

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Okay, so why are you always coming in late?

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Yes, you're coming in a little bit late.

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Bob, is it time for our ten minute break?

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- Is it?
- I don't know, I hope.

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Oh, uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.

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- Take ten.
- Great. Excellent.

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- Let's take a break.
- Ana Maria: Yeah. Bravo.

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Take your break, Union Bob.

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We have all worked so
hard to achieve mediocrity.

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No, no, don't say those things.

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No, no, no, we're all working together,

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and we will... we will succeed together.

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Sit down, sit down. Give me the violin.

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Jesus. Can you imagine
being married to that?

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Well, I was for eight years.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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What's wrong, kiddo?

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[sighs] Nothing.

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Just momentarily wishing
I was someone else.

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Betty, I need to ask you a question.

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I need to go to the little
girl's room, so make it quick.

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Okay. Um, you said that
I was making progress,

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uh, so my question is,

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do you think that if I work
really hard and I sacrifice,

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that I will have a chance
at playing in this orchestra?

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Hailey, if you work as hard as you can,

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and you really sacrifice to
be the best that you can be,

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you will still never have what
it takes to make the big leagues.

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This orchestra is the big leagues.

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Sorry.

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It's my policy to be honest with people.

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You don't have it.

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Now, pardon me, I gots to tinkle.

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Take it easy, okay?

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These people are your friends.
They're your colleagues.

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You care more about them
than you care about me.

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What?

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No, no, hey, no. No, that's bullshit.

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That's absolute bullshit.

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You have grown so soft.

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Where's your cock?

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Where's my cock?

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- Hm?
- You want to see my cock?

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Let's go to my office, I'll
show you, I'll show you.

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Just give me the keys to that
fucking contraption you have there.

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- Baby, I want to.
- Okay.

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Yes, but you don't know how difficult it is

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to... to be playing in this graveyard,

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and to see you so changed.

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Change is natural.

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Ana Maria, change is okay.

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Change is good.

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We have changed.

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I'm trying.

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I'm trying.

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Ay, wey.

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Rodrigo: Hailey!

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Hailey!

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Can you make me a mate, please?

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But this time make it warm,

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because last time it was cold,

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and it was...

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What?

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Okay, if you want to make
it cold then it's fine.

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- No.
- It's how they have it in Paraguay,

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- it's called tereré.
- It's really not that.

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It's just I... I don't
know what I'm doing here.

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You're learning.

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No, I'm not learning, and

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I really don't think I have what it takes

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to play in a major orchestra.

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Hey, who says that?

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My teacher, that's who.

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Betty Cragdale?

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Betty Cra... Okay.

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Betty Cragdale, she's a wonderful oboist.

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But this is not Betty
Cragdale's orchestra, is it?

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- I've said that twice.
- Yeah, you have.

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Okay?

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I'm really sorry, this
isn't really your problem.

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I'm gonna make your mate.

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Ai, dios.

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[sighs]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Rodrigo: Everyone. Everyone,
everyone, compañeros.

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As you might suspect,

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I have some questions of interpretation
to go over with our soloist.

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So, um, rehearsal's over.

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You guys have been incredible.

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You've been working really hard.

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We've all worked really hard together.

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And as a gesture of thanks
for tomorrow's performance,

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I'm gonna send each and every
one of you a car to pick you up,

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and to bring you to the performance.

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Because it's not just only
the patrons arriving in style,

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and then it looks like a funeral. No?

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- [laughter]
- Okay, so,

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Goodnight, Sibelius.

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Sleep well. Ciao.

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It's about fucking time.

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What happened to all our shit?

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What shit?

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- The desk and the gramophone and the...
- I gave it to Mike.

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- Oh. Cool. Why?
- We're leaving.

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Are we moving to Manhattan
with our new found riches?

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No, I was thinking more like Mumbai.

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Or Moscow, Ho Chi Minh City.

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We gotta get the fuck out of here.

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Let's go traveling and let's not come back

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until this stupid-ass money's been spent.

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- You're serious?
- Yeah.

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I'm serious.

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Look. Are you kidding me?

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Matching suitcases.

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Check it out.

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We can sit on them.

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When we're trekkin' around
and our feet get tired...

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Boom! You have a seat.

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Have a seat. Have a seat
on your new suitcase.

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[sighs] Lizzie, I have to...

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I know, I know. No, you have a dream,

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and you have a life, and you have an oboe.

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So bring your fuckin' oboe.

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Okay?

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It's not like you're a
bass player or something.

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It'll fit in the suitcase.

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Uh, Lizzie, what I was
actually going to say was

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I have to think about
this because you're right.

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What the fuck am I doing here?

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I'm right? I didn't say that.

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I know.

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Thank you for not saying that.

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And thank you for this beautiful suitcase.

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So why do you like it so much?

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Maestro.

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Hey.

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It's you.

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You're back.

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I like the beard.

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It's very... It ended up being Sibelius.

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I've been bicycling all day.

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You know, now I know why I'm here.

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But I have so many things
to talk with you about.

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Oh, my God, it's been crazy.

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"All the world's a stage."

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Yeah.

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I know. Yeah.

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Are you coming tonight?

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Thank you.

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- Oh, hey, Cynthia.
- Hey, Warren.

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So, you didn't take the Maestro
up on his offer of a car?

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The subway's faster.

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Well, we're both a little early.

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It's gonna be a bit odd.

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What, you mean not having the
old boy up there in front of us?

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Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

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Yes, it will be odd.

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But, um, well, the new guy's no slouch.

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And we'll have Sibelius to keep us company.

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Yes, we will, darling.

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- Shall we?
- Yes, let's.

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Okay, let's go. I'm running late.

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I didn't say...

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the west side highway.

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I got a good one for you.

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Do you know why violinists
are such bad lovers?

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'Cause they only know one position.

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[laughing]

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Bob.

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- Hey, Cyn.
- Hey.

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Uh, listen, about the other night...

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Oh, hey, wait.

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There's no need.

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I understand that was
a one-time only thing.

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And I'm not gonna tell anybody about it.

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What happens on West
103rd stays on West 103rd.

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- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely.

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I mean,

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the chair and the vice chair of the
negotiating committee hooking up?

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- That'd go down in legend.
- That's true.

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Um, but Cyn, one thing.

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That night was one of the
three best nights of my life.

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The other two were the
night my kid was born,

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and the night I got married.

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Little did we know...

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So, don't worry.

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My lips are sealed.

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Thank you, Bob.

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You're a gentleman.

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And, uh, you're excellent
with your piccolo.

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- Fuckin' A.
- [laughs]

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Hey, you guys.

255
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You haven't seen Betty, have you?

256
00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:42,369
- No.
- Betty? No. No.

257
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,619
You're going on the
George Washington Bridge!

258
00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:52,428
What the fuck are you doing?

259
00:12:53,277 --> 00:12:54,617
Gloria: It's terrific. It's going to be

260
00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:57,301
a great, great night. You look lovely.

261
00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,417
You're down front.

262
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,475
Hello.

263
00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:04,309
Ah! Thomas. Thomas.

264
00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:06,983
Madame la Presidente.

265
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,261
I'm so happy you're here.

266
00:13:09,297 --> 00:13:11,590
Oh, I wouldn't have
missed this for the world.

267
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,018
Hello, Barbara.

268
00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:14,357
Yes. Hello.

269
00:13:14,602 --> 00:13:16,223
I think you forgot your dentures.

270
00:13:16,343 --> 00:13:19,579
Oh, well, I see we've begun
our celebration a touch early.

271
00:13:19,594 --> 00:13:20,949
What are you implying?

272
00:13:21,069 --> 00:13:22,648
Nothing, Maestro.

273
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,520
I'm so happy you're here.

274
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,850
Stay by my side and we'll
get through this together.

275
00:13:32,956 --> 00:13:35,749
Hey, Cynthia, have you seen
Maestro? I have his mate.

276
00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:36,730
You look really nice.

277
00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:38,584
[laughs] Well, opening night.

278
00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:40,028
Listen, Hailey, some day you're gonna be...

279
00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:42,258
Uh, look, uh, this mate is gonna get cold.

280
00:13:42,315 --> 00:13:43,613
Um, break a leg.

281
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:44,738
And, um,

282
00:13:45,202 --> 00:13:46,687
you're a really great player.

283
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:48,397
Like, a great one.

284
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,841
Thanks.

285
00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:55,491
It's about 15 minutes to show time.

286
00:13:55,783 --> 00:13:58,091
The auditorium is about
85 percent capacity.

287
00:13:58,164 --> 00:13:59,925
Nothing unusual on stage at this point.

288
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:00,849
Uh, excuse me.

289
00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:02,698
I think you're in my seat.

290
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:05,231
Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.

291
00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:06,227
I'm supposed to be in this one.

292
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:07,850
Here you go.

293
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,849
Opening night is always so exciting.

294
00:14:14,969 --> 00:14:16,602
Always.

295
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,849
You probably recognize my voice.

296
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,200
Excuse me?

297
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,152
My voice, you might recognize it.

298
00:14:25,509 --> 00:14:27,849
Welcome Bach, this is B. Sharpe.

299
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,849
Classical music is our forte.

300
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,185
Not ringing any bells.

301
00:14:32,195 --> 00:14:33,730
I see.

302
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:35,310
I like your vest, though.

303
00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:37,437
Do you?

304
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,849
I have a confession to make.

305
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:43,730
I got this in Maui at a Rage
Against The Machine concert.

306
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,343
That is a shocking confession.

307
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,849
I like a sarcastic woman.

308
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:50,849
Bit of a conversation stopper.

309
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,968
I suppose it is.

310
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,197
I'm Bradford Sharpe.

311
00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:57,192
Elizabeth.

312
00:14:57,203 --> 00:14:58,546
My friends call me Lizzie,

313
00:14:58,577 --> 00:15:00,307
but I'm pretty fuckin'
sick of being called Lizzie.

314
00:15:00,348 --> 00:15:03,458
All right, then. It's very
nice to meet you, Elizabeth.

315
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:09,077
Marlon, it was supposed
to be Mahler tonight.

316
00:15:09,197 --> 00:15:12,636
And so sometimes we
must navigate new waters.

317
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,233
Do you think so tonight?

318
00:15:20,175 --> 00:15:21,462
Oh, Maestro.

319
00:15:21,494 --> 00:15:23,156
- Your mate.
- Thank you, Hailey.

320
00:15:23,384 --> 00:15:25,338
- Have a wonderful performance tonight.
- Thank you.

321
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,005
We have a problem, though.

322
00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:30,479
- No, I boiled it.
- Come. Come, come, come, come.

323
00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:34,849
We received a phone
call from Betty Cragdale.

324
00:15:35,204 --> 00:15:36,962
She's not coming to the performance.

325
00:15:37,378 --> 00:15:40,505
So Christine will betaking
her seat as first oboe chair.

326
00:15:40,537 --> 00:15:42,793
And right beside her
there is an empty chair.

327
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,592
Ergo,

328
00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:46,880
we need an oboe player.

329
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,639
Miss Hailey Rutledge,

330
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:51,904
would you mind playing
in my orchestra tonight?

331
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,338
I don't have my oboe.

332
00:15:54,347 --> 00:15:55,853
Pavel!

333
00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:59,713
I called your girlfriend, the
roommate, and she brought it.

334
00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:01,154
I told her it was for a lesson.

335
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:03,214
She's in the audience. I got
her a ticket and everything.

336
00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:04,257
Oboe.

337
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:05,975
Thank you, Pavel.

338
00:16:08,352 --> 00:16:10,160
Maestro, I don't know if I can do this.

339
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,098
This is not about you.

340
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,532
It's not even about me.

341
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:17,849
This is about needing an oboe player.

342
00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,329
Please, would you mind?

343
00:16:20,449 --> 00:16:21,835
[speaks French] Je vous en prie.

344
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:28,512
[sighs] [speaks Spanish]

345
00:16:28,936 --> 00:16:30,084
Puta madre.

346
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,850
[contrabass tuning]

347
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:53,477
[mutters]

348
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,850
[orchestra tuning]

349
00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:03,850
- Thank you, Pavel.
- Welcome.

350
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:10,995
Te amo.

351
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,224
Siempre.

352
00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:22,181
[speaks French] Je vous en prie.

353
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:33,850
[cheering and applause]

354
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:50,580
[chanting] Rodrigo! Rodrigo! Go, Rodrigo!

355
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,216
[whistling]

356
00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:55,371
Tremendous applause as the Maestro
prowls the stage like a jaguar...

357
00:17:55,392 --> 00:17:56,849
Hey, that's my friend.

358
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:58,628
That's my fucking friend!

359
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:00,216
- Rodrigo?
- No, not Rodrigo.

360
00:18:00,336 --> 00:18:02,456
Um, well, he's a friend,
too, but no, no, Hailey.

361
00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:04,960
- She's in the oboe section.
- Really?

362
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,813
Here.

363
00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:11,373
[squeals]

364
00:18:11,739 --> 00:18:15,383
[applause continues]

365
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:41,970
♪♪ [orchestra]

366
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:50,682
♪♪ [violin]

367
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,305
She's a fuckin' lefty, a lefty violinist,

368
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,643
- and she can play.
- Yes, thank God.

369
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,534
She can.

370
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:12,970
♪♪

371
00:19:25,104 --> 00:19:27,109
No.

372
00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:30,020
No. No.

373
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,272
Oh, crap.

374
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,717
No, I'm sorry.

375
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,987
- Rodrigo: Ana Maria.
- I cannot do this.

376
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,794
I cannot whore myself for
this audience of wealthy scum.

377
00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:41,491
- Oh, my God.
- Holy shit.

378
00:19:41,705 --> 00:19:44,433
- Ana Maria.
- Ana Maria: Look at you.

379
00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:46,865
You're just a pimp.

380
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,782
- [chuckles]
- You have sold out, Rodrigo,

381
00:19:49,802 --> 00:19:51,262
and you cannot even see it,

382
00:19:51,268 --> 00:19:55,360
because your vision is blocked
by your gigantic fucking ego.

383
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:58,922
And I will not stand in front
of this third rate orchestra

384
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,509
playing for these bourgeois pigs.

385
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,922
No matter how much I love you.

386
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,577
Leave with me.

387
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,440
What?

388
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,178
Baby, leave with me now, mon amour.

389
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:15,298
I have searched my soul.
Now we can begin again.

390
00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:21,150
No, Ana Maria, not like this.

391
00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:24,682
I know we've been
through a lot, you and me,

392
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:27,033
but I can't.

393
00:20:28,904 --> 00:20:31,145
This is my orchestra.

394
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:34,904
Then to hell with you.

395
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:41,231
[scattered applause]

396
00:20:44,904 --> 00:20:47,903
[softly, from audience] Boo, boo!

397
00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:50,903
[sighs]

398
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,903
Pavel!

399
00:20:52,904 --> 00:20:54,903
Can you bring me my violin?

400
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:56,903
Pavel: Yes, Maestro.

401
00:20:56,904 --> 00:20:59,903
That crazy bitch just fucked
up my best friend's debut.

402
00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:01,149
Would you go to dinner with me?

403
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,105
What?

404
00:21:02,126 --> 00:21:03,904
Ay, wey.

405
00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:11,490
Ana Maria, she's right.

406
00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:15,245
But she's not right about
you being bourgeois pigs.

407
00:21:15,265 --> 00:21:18,584
Although the vast majority
of you are bourgeois elite.

408
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,903
And some of us are pigs.

409
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,601
But she's right about the
ego getting in the way,

410
00:21:23,611 --> 00:21:25,904
and not allowing me to see.

411
00:21:26,904 --> 00:21:28,903
But I can listen.

412
00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:31,541
And I can listen to Sibelius.

413
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:34,005
And I can listen to this orchestra.

414
00:21:34,904 --> 00:21:37,904
Your orchestra. Our orchestra.

415
00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:41,272
And it is not third rate.

416
00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:44,020
No, this orchestra is capable
of doing amazing things,

417
00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:45,098
and we're not there yet.

418
00:21:45,218 --> 00:21:47,297
I know, I know, we will be.

419
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:50,903
But in the meantime, please bear with us.

420
00:21:50,904 --> 00:21:54,076
And you can blame me if in the
short term we don't get there,

421
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,784
'cause I'm the conductor, after all.

422
00:21:57,084 --> 00:21:59,588
But, um... Thank you.

423
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,525
But tonight, I will not conduct anymore.

424
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,582
I will play the violin.

425
00:22:06,295 --> 00:22:09,562
Not the solo piece because
I'm not good enough for that.

426
00:22:09,682 --> 00:22:11,903
- Warren Boyd.
- Yes, Maestro.

427
00:22:11,904 --> 00:22:13,903
Could you play the solo?

428
00:22:13,904 --> 00:22:15,536
I will, Maestro.

429
00:22:15,656 --> 00:22:16,903
Thank you.

430
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,412
I will join the violin
section just like I used to

431
00:22:20,412 --> 00:22:22,903
in my youth orchestra days back in Mexico.

432
00:22:23,023 --> 00:22:25,063
But we need a conductor.

433
00:22:25,328 --> 00:22:26,641
And

434
00:22:27,282 --> 00:22:29,256
I think we have one of the best

435
00:22:29,257 --> 00:22:31,129
in the world with us right now.

436
00:22:31,404 --> 00:22:32,784
Oh, shit.

437
00:22:32,904 --> 00:22:34,641
Maestro Thomas Pembridge,

438
00:22:34,761 --> 00:22:36,903
would you... would you mind helping us out?

439
00:22:36,904 --> 00:22:38,213
Please?

440
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,391
All right, listen, Gloria, slap me.

441
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,480
What?

442
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,750
Slap me hard.

443
00:22:46,569 --> 00:22:48,686
That was a little bit
harder than I expected.

444
00:22:48,707 --> 00:22:50,417
- I... I'm sorry.
- All right.

445
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,996
That got rid of the cobwebs.

446
00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:52,903
Excuse me.

447
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,433
You can do this, Thomas.

448
00:22:54,485 --> 00:22:55,944
Whoo.

449
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,904
[applause]

450
00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:13,226
You're familiar with this piece, right?

451
00:23:13,271 --> 00:23:14,412
What are we doing?

452
00:23:14,532 --> 00:23:15,903
No, of course.

453
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:19,669
I conducted this in '89, Rio de Janeiro.

454
00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:20,903
I know.

455
00:23:20,904 --> 00:23:23,070
Look, uh, by the way, I must say,

456
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:25,016
I admire your taste in women.

457
00:23:25,016 --> 00:23:26,803
My God, she's a fuckin' spitfire.

458
00:23:26,986 --> 00:23:27,903
[chuckles]

459
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:31,540
Listen, my life is a total
fuck up right now, so...

460
00:23:31,904 --> 00:23:35,131
but this, Maestro, I can do.

461
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:36,784
Thank you.

462
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:38,607
Thank you, Maestro.

463
00:23:39,904 --> 00:23:43,904
♪♪

464
00:24:42,904 --> 00:24:45,904
♪♪

465
00:25:17,904 --> 00:25:19,903
[concerto ends]

466
00:25:19,904 --> 00:25:22,904
[applause]

467
00:25:27,904 --> 00:25:28,903
Go, Hailey!

468
00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:30,903
- Woo!
- Woo!

469
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,947
[applause continues]

470
00:25:45,348 --> 00:25:46,519
[cork pops]

471
00:25:46,549 --> 00:25:48,198
- We did it.
- We did it.

472
00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:50,620
You know, I once did PR
for Insane Clown Posse,

473
00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:52,784
but these people are fucking insane.

474
00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:55,335
Oh, Rick, over here.

475
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:55,511
You killed it, sweetheart.

476
00:25:55,903 --> 00:25:56,404
Hey.

477
00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:58,517
Oh, thanks.

478
00:25:58,637 --> 00:26:00,789
Wasn't that amazing?

479
00:26:02,441 --> 00:26:04,524
Woman: Well done, Maestro. Excellent work!

480
00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:05,666
Man: Beautifully done.

481
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,066
Gloria: Oh, here he is, here he is.

482
00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:08,609
Bravo! Bravo!

483
00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:10,490
Bravo, Maestro, bravo.

484
00:26:10,532 --> 00:26:11,444
Thank you, thank you.

485
00:26:11,814 --> 00:26:12,548
Maestro.

486
00:26:12,787 --> 00:26:14,314
That's what a real conductor looks like.

487
00:26:14,314 --> 00:26:16,821
Well done. Now, can we please get rid of

488
00:26:16,831 --> 00:26:18,903
that cocky little
bastard with the rat tail?

489
00:26:18,904 --> 00:26:21,787
Please, he's my hermano.

490
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,002
I don't know what that means.

491
00:26:24,623 --> 00:26:25,394
It's like...

492
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,082
Maestro.

493
00:26:26,358 --> 00:26:28,244
Sorry, sorry. Hailey Rutledge.

494
00:26:28,276 --> 00:26:29,735
- Thank you.
- You were so good.

495
00:26:29,772 --> 00:26:31,304
- Thank you.
- So good.

496
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:43,300
Hailey.

497
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,578
- Bob: Maestro.
- Hey.

498
00:26:46,609 --> 00:26:47,532
- Maestro!
- Bobby!

499
00:26:47,537 --> 00:26:48,631
- Good job.
- Yes.

500
00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,340
Thank you very much. You, too!

501
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:52,300
- You were great!
- We headbutt all the time, though.

502
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,588
You're one of us now.

503
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,817
I know. Thank you so much, thank you, guys.

504
00:26:56,828 --> 00:26:58,214
- You were incredible.
- And Warren Boyd.

505
00:26:58,391 --> 00:27:00,190
Warren Boyd, thank you
for coming to save the day.

506
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:01,555
You were incredible.

507
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:03,701
Oh, well, another run
at that middle section.

508
00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:05,904
Next time, a little warning.

509
00:27:07,819 --> 00:27:09,154
Cynthia.

510
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,587
You're back.

511
00:27:11,608 --> 00:27:15,079
Can you ever forgive me
for being such a daft cunt?

512
00:27:15,559 --> 00:27:17,903
Well, when you put it
like that, how can I not?

513
00:27:18,644 --> 00:27:19,775
Listen,

514
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,250
I promise you I've
stopped drinking for good.

515
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,578
This is just juice.

516
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:27,237
I think you should stop
taking those fucking pills.

517
00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:28,612
- I'm not taking...
- No, listen.

518
00:27:28,936 --> 00:27:31,073
You were a tad late in the adagio.

519
00:27:31,432 --> 00:27:33,904
That only happens when
you're a little high.

520
00:27:35,216 --> 00:27:37,717
Let's not argue. Not tonight.

521
00:27:38,364 --> 00:27:40,125
You did beautifully up there, Maestro.

522
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:43,074
That means more to me coming from you

523
00:27:43,554 --> 00:27:45,585
than anything else in the world.

524
00:27:46,643 --> 00:27:50,754
"And all we men and women,
we're merely players."

525
00:27:58,904 --> 00:27:59,903
[screams]

526
00:27:59,904 --> 00:28:02,386
Oh, my God! You did it.

527
00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:03,710
Oh, I did.

528
00:28:04,293 --> 00:28:06,289
Oh, hello. Who's this?

529
00:28:06,326 --> 00:28:07,706
Oh, this is Bradford Sharpe.

530
00:28:08,018 --> 00:28:09,283
He's smitten with me.

531
00:28:09,284 --> 00:28:10,240
Who wouldn't be.

532
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,653
Hey, do you think you'd fit in a suitcase?

533
00:28:11,862 --> 00:28:13,050
I'm pretty flexible.

534
00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:14,555
Woman: Hailey Rutledge!

535
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,502
Uh, maybe you guys should
go get a drink or something.

536
00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:19,187
Hailey Rutledge.

537
00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:23,156
My idiot driver took me to the
Hoboken Dinner Theater Playhouse,

538
00:28:23,206 --> 00:28:24,402
for some reason.

539
00:28:25,048 --> 00:28:27,671
Anyway, you were okay.

540
00:28:28,525 --> 00:28:31,322
Thank you. Not as good
as you would have done it.

541
00:28:31,442 --> 00:28:32,890
No, of course not.

542
00:28:33,098 --> 00:28:34,186
But still...

543
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,492
Congratulations.

544
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,317
Thank you.

545
00:28:38,701 --> 00:28:39,847
See you Saturday.

546
00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:43,258
- Okay. 7:00?
- No, 6:30.

547
00:28:43,876 --> 00:28:45,713
- Miss Rutledge, you know this man.
- Hailey.

548
00:28:45,739 --> 00:28:47,498
Yes, he's with me. Alex. Hey.

549
00:28:47,618 --> 00:28:49,213
Lizzie texted me. I caught the very end,

550
00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:51,537
but, oh, my God, you were amazing.

551
00:28:51,657 --> 00:28:52,975
Oh, thanks.

552
00:28:53,006 --> 00:28:55,211
Yeah, I'm inspired, Hailey, I really am.

553
00:28:55,226 --> 00:28:56,154
Oh.

554
00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:01,662
Yeah, it's awesome.

555
00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:07,755
♪♪

556
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:16,674
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