1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,498 Previously, on iZombie... 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,266 This is our guy. I think he's the Chaos Killer. 3 00:00:05,268 --> 00:00:08,103 Blaine. This is the suspect in the Meat Cute massacre. 4 00:00:08,105 --> 00:00:09,304 We found him. 5 00:00:09,306 --> 00:00:13,208 - So, we use FBI resources. - Then we bust this SOB. 6 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:14,609 I'm reading the news 7 00:00:14,611 --> 00:00:17,779 and then suddenly your scary ass Pops is staring at me. 8 00:00:17,781 --> 00:00:20,415 The Chaos Killer kidnapped the guy just like our other customers. 9 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:23,051 We'll be taking that tainted Utopium that we need to make the cure. 10 00:00:23,053 --> 00:00:24,452 You said he knew where to find it. 11 00:00:24,454 --> 00:00:26,087 Old high school buddy of mine was a drug dealer. 12 00:00:26,089 --> 00:00:29,190 Him and this other dealer swallowed a bunch of condoms full of Utopium. 13 00:00:29,192 --> 00:00:31,340 So we have two bodies packed full of 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,895 tainted Utopium buried in a shallow grave. 15 00:00:33,897 --> 00:00:37,098 We've narrowed the location to a single 100-acre field. 16 00:00:39,436 --> 00:00:42,604 Welcome to Boba Chatt, the podcast of the Dark Side. 17 00:00:48,311 --> 00:00:50,025 Kylo Ren. Emo brat, 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,513 Ravi! 19 00:00:51,515 --> 00:00:52,647 Ravi! 20 00:00:55,886 --> 00:00:57,318 - Ravi! - Kylo was the guy 21 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,254 who claims that Fall Out Boy was more than music. 22 00:00:59,256 --> 00:01:01,589 I'm more scared of Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet 23 00:01:01,591 --> 00:01:03,058 than Kylo Ren. 24 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:13,334 We did it! 25 00:01:13,336 --> 00:01:16,538 Here he is! Huh? Zombie cure, here we come! 26 00:01:17,474 --> 00:01:19,074 It isn't one of our guys. 27 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:23,244 Ours have been dead for nearly two years. 28 00:01:23,246 --> 00:01:25,447 This one's only a couple of months gone. 29 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:28,783 Then who is this? 30 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:52,979 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.addic7ed.com - 31 00:01:53,127 --> 00:01:54,840 _ 32 00:01:55,112 --> 00:01:56,177 Geo-whatting? 33 00:01:56,179 --> 00:01:57,445 Geocaching. 34 00:01:57,447 --> 00:01:59,681 It's a real world outdoor treasure hunting game. 35 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:02,617 Strangers leave caches, post the GPS coordinates, 36 00:02:02,619 --> 00:02:04,352 and then people like us go out and find them. 37 00:02:04,354 --> 00:02:05,553 That's what we were doing. 38 00:02:05,555 --> 00:02:06,688 What sort of treasures? 39 00:02:06,690 --> 00:02:08,256 Oh! Let's see. 40 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,859 Um, Matchbox cars, sets of crayons. 41 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:13,027 Yeah. I found a wheat penny once. 42 00:02:13,029 --> 00:02:15,029 So treasures for children. 43 00:02:15,932 --> 00:02:17,966 It's more about the joy of discovery. 44 00:02:17,968 --> 00:02:20,001 Why do men climb mountains, Clive? 45 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:21,703 Because it tests their endurance, their courage, 46 00:02:21,705 --> 00:02:23,338 their sense of themselves as men? 47 00:02:24,474 --> 00:02:26,741 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you drawing a comparison? 48 00:02:26,743 --> 00:02:27,776 Clive? 49 00:02:27,778 --> 00:02:30,779 The victim appears to be in his 30s. 50 00:02:30,781 --> 00:02:32,747 One gunshot wound in his chest. One in his back. 51 00:02:32,749 --> 00:02:36,217 No ID, but a coaster with a phone number. 52 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,554 Maybe whoever's answered this number can ID our vic. 53 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,624 Major, can I have a word? 54 00:02:46,496 --> 00:02:48,596 What can I do for you, Detective? 55 00:02:48,598 --> 00:02:50,999 Some new evidence came to light in the Meat Cute case, 56 00:02:51,001 --> 00:02:53,468 and I wanted to ask you a couple more questions. 57 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,337 What do you suppose Clive is asking Major about? 58 00:02:56,339 --> 00:02:57,372 Dunno. 59 00:02:57,374 --> 00:02:58,973 He didn't buy the geocaching story? 60 00:02:58,975 --> 00:03:00,975 I thought he did, but who knows? 61 00:03:00,977 --> 00:03:03,511 You were arrested for breaking into a man's car. 62 00:03:03,513 --> 00:03:08,383 You said this man, Julien Dupont, was in possession of a human brain. 63 00:03:09,653 --> 00:03:11,486 This was the same man you later claimed broke into your house. 64 00:03:11,488 --> 00:03:13,421 Look, I said a lot of things, 65 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:15,757 and was urged to seek medical treatment. 66 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:18,193 By you, if I recall. 67 00:03:18,195 --> 00:03:19,661 Well, good news. 68 00:03:19,663 --> 00:03:22,023 The doctors at the mental institution were able to cure me. 69 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,466 Realized it was all just in my head. 70 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:29,003 I had a vision last night, Ravi. 71 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:30,371 Yeah? 72 00:03:30,373 --> 00:03:33,107 You know some idiot is moving in on Mr. Boss' drug trade? 73 00:03:33,109 --> 00:03:35,043 That would explain the corner boys ending up in our drawers 74 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:36,211 with pocketfuls of lucky U. 75 00:03:36,213 --> 00:03:37,779 That idiot is Blaine. 76 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:39,948 Are you sure? 77 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:43,284 In my vision, Blaine's flunky, Don E., was selling it. 78 00:03:44,821 --> 00:03:46,788 These brains, man. 79 00:03:47,557 --> 00:03:49,791 You handed me a Holocaust survivor. 80 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:52,160 You want me to describe some of my visions to you? 81 00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:53,928 She was a classical violinist. 82 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:55,496 Go out and impress some ladies. 83 00:03:55,498 --> 00:03:56,764 Where's Natalie, man? 84 00:03:56,766 --> 00:03:58,733 I'm a zombie. I'm not dead. 85 00:03:58,735 --> 00:04:00,535 Natalie's not available. 86 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:02,403 Work it out, Blaine. 87 00:04:02,405 --> 00:04:04,439 Or maybe the next story I publish in the paper 88 00:04:04,441 --> 00:04:06,241 you won't like as much as the last one. 89 00:04:10,714 --> 00:04:12,146 It's gonna be gross, isn't it? 90 00:04:12,148 --> 00:04:14,048 He has been dead for a couple of months. 91 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:16,651 But I don't even know anyone who's died. 92 00:04:16,653 --> 00:04:18,519 He had your phone number written on a coaster. 93 00:04:18,521 --> 00:04:20,521 I'm afraid you're our only lead. 94 00:04:21,424 --> 00:04:22,657 Okay. 95 00:04:22,659 --> 00:04:23,825 Do it. 96 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:28,529 Oh! 97 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:33,368 Oh, this jackass. 98 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:35,103 You do know him? 99 00:04:35,105 --> 00:04:37,505 Kind of. His name's Corey. 100 00:04:37,507 --> 00:04:39,807 I hooked up with him a couple months ago. 101 00:04:39,809 --> 00:04:42,176 Dick never called me again. 102 00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:44,445 Possibly because he was dead? 103 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:50,251 Yeah. You're right. That's probably why. 104 00:04:51,254 --> 00:04:52,654 'Cause I know he had a good time. 105 00:04:53,924 --> 00:04:55,256 You know this Corey's last name? 106 00:04:55,258 --> 00:04:56,557 Mmm-mmm. 107 00:04:56,559 --> 00:04:58,860 He was just a guy I'd always see at Possibilities. 108 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:00,395 - That's a bar? - Yeah. 109 00:05:00,397 --> 00:05:01,562 Did he work there? 110 00:05:02,465 --> 00:05:05,066 No. He was an FBI agent. 111 00:05:06,303 --> 00:05:09,370 He was in Seattle infiltrating a gang of bank robbers. 112 00:05:12,575 --> 00:05:14,442 I'll run this by Bozzio. 113 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:18,012 If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right? 114 00:05:19,482 --> 00:05:21,416 Thank you for your help, Miss Schafer. 115 00:05:21,418 --> 00:05:22,617 I'll show you out. 116 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:24,319 Bye. 117 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:26,654 You realize this Corey's brain 118 00:05:26,656 --> 00:05:27,889 could lead us to the tainted Utopium. 119 00:05:27,891 --> 00:05:29,157 How do you figure? 120 00:05:29,159 --> 00:05:30,658 Well, it stands to reason there aren't multiple killers 121 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:32,060 dumping bodies in the same field. 122 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:33,995 So whoever executed this FBI agent... 123 00:05:33,997 --> 00:05:37,265 Probably also murdered the two guys we've been digging for. 124 00:05:37,267 --> 00:05:38,466 Find Corey's killer... 125 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,501 And maybe we can get him to tell us where he buried 126 00:05:40,503 --> 00:05:42,270 Drake's high school buddy and his friend. 127 00:05:42,272 --> 00:05:44,706 What better time to be on FBI agent brain. 128 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:01,756 Would Bozzio even know if the FBI sent an agent to Seattle 129 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:03,791 who was working deep undercover? 130 00:06:03,793 --> 00:06:07,261 She says if an agent had been missing for a couple months, she would. 131 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:09,530 This Corey guy's not FBI. 132 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,834 You know, I used to bartend. 133 00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:14,202 You never mentioned that. 134 00:06:14,204 --> 00:06:15,470 Yeah. 135 00:06:15,472 --> 00:06:18,039 At this island-themed place called Jamaica Me Thirsty. 136 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,742 The bartenders were the show, juggling bottles, 137 00:06:20,744 --> 00:06:23,244 making drinks blindfolded, dancing on the bar. 138 00:06:24,147 --> 00:06:25,546 I was kind of a big deal. 139 00:06:26,783 --> 00:06:28,449 Don't bother looking for the place now. 140 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:29,984 Wasn't planning to. 141 00:06:29,986 --> 00:06:31,853 Went under back in '09. 142 00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:35,957 I invented the Orgasm, Clive. 143 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:37,658 Amaretto. 144 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,395 Irish Cream whiskey. Coffee liqueur. That was me. 145 00:06:42,999 --> 00:06:44,165 Seattle PD. 146 00:06:44,901 --> 00:06:47,268 Do you recognize this man? 147 00:06:47,904 --> 00:06:49,470 Give a girl a little warning. 148 00:06:51,574 --> 00:06:53,775 Yeah, that's Big Fish. 149 00:06:54,027 --> 00:06:55,443 Hasn't been around in a while, though. 150 00:06:55,445 --> 00:06:57,045 We were told his name was Corey. 151 00:06:57,047 --> 00:06:59,080 Yeah, Corey Carp. 152 00:06:59,082 --> 00:07:00,782 But everyone called him Big Fish. 153 00:07:00,784 --> 00:07:02,950 Because he's a big guy and his name is Carp? 154 00:07:02,952 --> 00:07:04,318 No. 155 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,721 Because everything out of his mouth was a lie. 156 00:07:06,723 --> 00:07:07,855 Ah! 157 00:07:07,857 --> 00:07:09,090 A fish story. 158 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,292 How'd he die? 159 00:07:11,294 --> 00:07:12,393 He was murdered. 160 00:07:12,395 --> 00:07:13,861 The woman who identified his body 161 00:07:13,863 --> 00:07:15,229 said she saw him here often. 162 00:07:15,231 --> 00:07:17,065 Yeah. He worked for the company 163 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:19,333 that rents us all our arcade games. 164 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:21,569 He'd come in a couple nights a week, collect all the quarters, 165 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,838 then he'd sit around and try and chat up the ladies. 166 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,440 He'd sniff out the drunkest girls 167 00:07:25,442 --> 00:07:27,008 and tell them anything. 168 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:29,477 That he was a 9/11 first responder, 169 00:07:29,479 --> 00:07:31,546 or that he was drafted by the Seahawks, 170 00:07:31,548 --> 00:07:33,548 but blew out a knee before he ever played a snap. 171 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:37,118 Or an FBI agent infiltrating a gang of bank robbers. 172 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:38,419 Yeah. 173 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:39,487 Stuff like that. 174 00:07:39,489 --> 00:07:42,056 Too bad about Big Fish. Nice guy. 175 00:07:42,325 --> 00:07:43,325 Hey. 176 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,326 What's up? 177 00:07:51,801 --> 00:07:57,905 "Pinball Vintage Amusements. Pier 55. 8500 Alaskan Way." 178 00:07:57,907 --> 00:08:00,241 You recognize that address? 179 00:08:00,743 --> 00:08:01,976 Mr. Boss' warehouse. 180 00:08:02,679 --> 00:08:04,946 Big Fish worked for Mr. Boss. 181 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,547 And now he's dead. 182 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:18,659 Still the insolent boy. 183 00:08:20,597 --> 00:08:22,630 I blame my upbringing. 184 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,665 Clearly, I wasn't beaten enough as a child. 185 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,168 It remains my greatest regret. 186 00:08:28,104 --> 00:08:29,270 Really? 187 00:08:30,273 --> 00:08:31,993 So you're over losing out to Eva Braun, huh? 188 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:36,177 Why has my father's domestic help joined us for the reading of his will? 189 00:08:36,179 --> 00:08:38,379 It was a stipulation he requested. 190 00:08:38,688 --> 00:08:39,780 And it won't be a reading. 191 00:08:39,782 --> 00:08:41,182 Not exactly. 192 00:08:41,184 --> 00:08:42,383 Hmm. 193 00:08:43,219 --> 00:08:46,587 To my dear friend, Frieda Bader, 194 00:08:46,678 --> 00:08:50,458 who has served me loyally for 35 years, 195 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:53,728 I leave $10 million and the Lake Como estate. 196 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,062 And why not? 197 00:08:55,064 --> 00:08:57,999 She only starved your son to punish him for tracking in mud. 198 00:08:58,001 --> 00:09:01,135 Gave away his dog when he was caught shoplifting bubblegum. 199 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:03,571 And you still believe that barking, shedding mutt 200 00:09:03,573 --> 00:09:04,839 was given away. 201 00:09:06,109 --> 00:09:08,442 You never wondered why the rose bush in the south garden 202 00:09:08,444 --> 00:09:09,810 grew so fast and full? 203 00:09:11,147 --> 00:09:12,914 To my son, Blaine. 204 00:09:13,816 --> 00:09:16,184 Blaine! Old man Newcomb's on the phone. 205 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:17,351 Handle it. 206 00:09:17,353 --> 00:09:18,853 Says it's urgent. 207 00:09:21,324 --> 00:09:22,423 Fine. We'll handle it. 208 00:09:25,361 --> 00:09:28,996 To my son, Blaine, I leave the balance of my assets. 209 00:09:28,998 --> 00:09:32,800 The houses in Seattle and Maui, the cabin in Whistler, 210 00:09:32,802 --> 00:09:35,636 the controlling shares in Vantage Elite Properties. 211 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:37,838 In the following circumstances, however, 212 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,142 this section of the will becomes null. 213 00:09:42,946 --> 00:09:46,347 If my death has resulted from foul play, 214 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:52,820 then all of my assets will be awarded to Frau Bader 215 00:09:52,822 --> 00:09:56,657 and her descendants should she not outlive me. 216 00:09:58,261 --> 00:09:59,527 He can't do this. 217 00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:01,162 A prescient man, your father. 218 00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:03,397 He was murdered by a serial killer! 219 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,933 Or anyone with a can of spray paint. 220 00:10:05,935 --> 00:10:07,635 Liquidate everything. 221 00:10:07,637 --> 00:10:09,303 Deposit all funds to this account. 222 00:10:12,141 --> 00:10:13,341 I'm contesting this. 223 00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:14,675 You're welcome to. 224 00:10:15,845 --> 00:10:20,481 But I can assure you, it's legally-binding. 225 00:10:27,156 --> 00:10:29,156 Blaine, you need to come down here, quick! 226 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:31,192 Why's that, Don E? 227 00:10:31,194 --> 00:10:33,594 We blew one of our breakers, the fridge has been off 228 00:10:33,596 --> 00:10:35,596 and I think our brains went bad. 229 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:45,973 ♪ Happy birthday to you, Blaine ♪ 230 00:10:45,975 --> 00:10:48,376 ♪ I think this gift will make good... ♪ 231 00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:50,511 It's not my birthday, Don E. 232 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:52,346 ♪ ... brain ♪ 233 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:55,716 Well, then maybe we should return your present. 234 00:11:09,365 --> 00:11:12,667 Old man Newcomb trapped him in his panic room. 235 00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:16,504 - It's the Chaos Killer. - What? 236 00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:18,339 He had spray paint cans on him. 237 00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:20,941 And this. 238 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,379 We meet again, old friend. 239 00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:32,223 _ 240 00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:35,902 Ah! He's waking up. 241 00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:42,509 Scott E? 242 00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:46,713 Nope. I'm flattered, though. That was one good-looking man. 243 00:11:48,884 --> 00:11:51,184 Rise and shine, Major Bummer. 244 00:11:51,186 --> 00:11:53,186 What do you think of my latest business venture? 245 00:11:53,188 --> 00:11:56,089 Your girlfriend gives it her old zombie stamp of approval. 246 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,924 Liv doesn't... 247 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,809 No, she's totally down with me getting my brains 248 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,461 from people that don't need them anymore. 249 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,229 We're BFFs now. 250 00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:05,665 Who else is gonna feed Seattle's zombies? 251 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,968 At least until you kill them all, right? 252 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,069 I'm not killing... 253 00:12:10,505 --> 00:12:13,139 The lying to save your life section comes later. 254 00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:17,243 So, you're the Chaos Killer. 255 00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:18,645 Did you know that those are my customers 256 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:19,779 you've been taking out? 257 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,548 My income stream? 258 00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:23,183 I'm sure you did. 259 00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:25,151 Don E. 260 00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:27,388 How soon could you have a grave dug? 261 00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:29,456 I have plans, actually. 262 00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:32,058 A few hours. 263 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,793 Well, let's get 'er done. 264 00:12:36,565 --> 00:12:38,264 Bad news, brother. 265 00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:41,635 Today is the last day of your life. 266 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,403 So you better get straight with your God, 267 00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:44,938 'cause here comes the big one. 268 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,373 You comfy in there? 269 00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,844 I ask, because it's where you're going to be spending eternity. 270 00:12:50,846 --> 00:12:54,514 But because I'm a forgiving man, 271 00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,850 I'm willing to let you decide which way you go out. 272 00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:58,652 There's quick and painless, 273 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,720 a bullet straight to the heart. 274 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,822 I know, a head shot would be quicker, 275 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,759 but that brain of yours is gonna fetch a pretty penny. 276 00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:10,030 Or, we turn you into a zombie 277 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:13,299 and we bury you in this box, 278 00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:14,901 where you will suffer forever 279 00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:17,270 with an abiding hunger for brains 280 00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,705 that you will never sate. 281 00:13:18,975 --> 00:13:21,708 Wait. What do you want to know? 282 00:13:22,878 --> 00:13:26,046 Well, it's obvious there's a leak in my organization. 283 00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:29,082 I mean, how else are you finding my zombies? 284 00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:32,252 Give me a name, and we'll go the quick route. 285 00:13:32,254 --> 00:13:33,687 Scout's honor. 286 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,157 Otherwise it is... 287 00:13:37,926 --> 00:13:38,858 express train to Zombieland. 288 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,660 You're not a zombie, all right? 289 00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:42,662 So what do you plan on doing with that finger? 290 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,032 Chief! 291 00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:49,102 So, you've got zombie-dar. 292 00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:51,271 That explains so much. 293 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,473 Of course, you're not just wandering around the streets 294 00:13:53,475 --> 00:13:54,841 waiting for it to go... 295 00:13:56,278 --> 00:13:57,444 off. 296 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:04,017 Do you believe me now? Hmm? 297 00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:05,952 The part about me turning you into a zombie? 298 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,155 I was given a list. 299 00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:12,826 Three hundred names, all suspected zombies, 300 00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:17,864 all connoisseurs of fake tans, hair dye and hot sauce. 301 00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:21,868 My job was to figure out which ones were zombies and which ones weren't, 302 00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,803 and get rid of the ones that are. 303 00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:25,905 I was told that if I didn't do it, 304 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,942 they would take out every single person on the list, 305 00:14:28,944 --> 00:14:30,710 and they would start with Liv. 306 00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:33,713 Oh. Who's the "they"? 307 00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:36,616 Let me know who's making you do this. 308 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,018 No. 309 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,688 You must have a pair on you the size of watermelons. 310 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:45,391 If I told you, you have no reason to keep me alive. 311 00:14:45,704 --> 00:14:47,527 And aren't you a little bit interested to know 312 00:14:47,529 --> 00:14:48,995 if you're on their list? 313 00:14:49,798 --> 00:14:51,297 Maybe a few more hours in the dark 314 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:53,700 will make that quick death more appealing. 315 00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:58,004 Close him up. I'm not going to miss you. 316 00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:06,613 This pathological liar brain is gonna get me in trouble. 317 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:07,714 I can feel it. 318 00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:08,716 Not with me. 319 00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,050 I'll know the truth when I hear it. 320 00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:12,452 Ahh! 321 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,053 I stand corrected. 322 00:15:14,055 --> 00:15:17,157 - It's a bloodbath. - Oh, damn it. 323 00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:19,092 I was afraid of that. 324 00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:21,427 What am I looking at, Ravi? 325 00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:23,096 Matricide. 326 00:15:23,098 --> 00:15:25,732 These six young zombie rats are clones of New Hope. 327 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,339 The remains you see here are those of 328 00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:28,902 the mother that gave birth to them. 329 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:30,751 Apparently, the little clones decided it was 330 00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:32,639 time to switch from mother's milk to brains. 331 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,706 Why the clones? 332 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,341 When we find the tainted Utopium, 333 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:38,778 I'd prefer to test on rats, normal and zombie, rather than humans. 334 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,380 New Hope, like Blaine and Major, 335 00:15:40,382 --> 00:15:42,448 became a zombie and was given the cure. 336 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,651 Her clone should give us the most accurate picture 337 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,885 of what Blaine and Major can expect. 338 00:15:45,887 --> 00:15:48,588 I'd hate to lose a perfectly good zombie rat. 339 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:49,889 Let's use Blaine as our guinea pig. 340 00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:51,357 You don't really mean that. 341 00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:53,493 What does he need to do to prove to you that he's the devil? 342 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,161 Put up a sign? 343 00:15:56,398 --> 00:15:59,566 - He's mocking us. - I really hate this guy. 344 00:16:00,435 --> 00:16:01,701 I'm gonna keep up surveillance on him, 345 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:02,936 but he knows we're out there. 346 00:16:02,938 --> 00:16:04,838 He can pull that hearse right up to their back door, 347 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,806 smuggle whatever he wants in and out. 348 00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:09,475 Could there be a better front for a serial killer? 349 00:16:09,477 --> 00:16:11,878 I mean, he can cremate bodies, bury bodies. 350 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,112 Hey. 351 00:16:13,748 --> 00:16:14,914 Hey, Liv. What's up? 352 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:16,082 Clive didn't tell you? 353 00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:18,418 About my lottery ticket? 354 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,886 First I've heard of it. 355 00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:21,208 I hit five out of six numbers, and 356 00:16:21,217 --> 00:16:22,422 I only missed the sixth by one. 357 00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:25,091 I was this close to $40 million. 358 00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:26,559 Five out of six numbers, 359 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:29,146 I think that still wins you 50 grand or something like that. 360 00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:31,531 Oh shoot! 361 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:35,735 Why did I tear up my ticket? I just was so mad. 362 00:16:36,338 --> 00:16:38,204 Live and learn, I guess. 363 00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:42,108 That's very Zen of you. 364 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,143 Well, back to the salt mines. 365 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,079 You texted? 366 00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:47,213 Yeah. 367 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,183 It turns out Corey Carp's $75,000 luxury sedan 368 00:16:50,185 --> 00:16:52,118 has been in our impound lot for the past couple of months. 369 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,152 How did he afford... 370 00:16:53,154 --> 00:16:54,721 Guess what we found in the trunk? 371 00:16:55,357 --> 00:16:56,723 A goose that lays golden eggs? 372 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,826 Thirteen thousand quarters stashed in his spare tire wheel well. 373 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,462 What if he was skimming and Mr. Boss found out? 374 00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:05,899 Well, that's one way to end up buried in a shallow grave. 375 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,826 Look, I know it's hard to feel bad for 376 00:17:07,851 --> 00:17:09,602 someone that grew up with a nanny, 377 00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,905 but I hope no one is picturing Mary Poppins here. 378 00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:15,375 Should we see what he wants? 379 00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:17,477 I sure don't want my hole to go to waste. 380 00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:22,582 Yeah, Chief, "That's what she said." 381 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,750 Don't bother. 382 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:30,556 So? 383 00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:32,358 Your customers aren't dead. 384 00:17:33,695 --> 00:17:36,963 I can bring them back to you. Eventually. 385 00:17:37,218 --> 00:17:38,298 They're not dead? 386 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,999 Hey, Blaine! You can get your dad back! 387 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,371 How badly do you want to see your dad again? 388 00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:53,552 _ 389 00:17:54,645 --> 00:17:56,845 My handlers don't care which zombie I take out next 390 00:17:56,847 --> 00:17:59,148 as long as I make my way steadily down my list. 391 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:01,016 And they have you freeze them? 392 00:18:01,018 --> 00:18:05,054 - They think I'm killing them. - Killing sounds easier. 393 00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:07,189 Yeah, except I'm not a murderer. 394 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,059 I bet you tell that to all the families 395 00:18:10,061 --> 00:18:11,527 grieving for their loved ones. 396 00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:15,664 So, how did they find you? 397 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,400 Help wanted ad? "Zombie killer needed." 398 00:18:18,402 --> 00:18:20,293 They knew Liv was a zombie. So they 399 00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:22,261 bugged her phone and learned stuff. 400 00:18:23,441 --> 00:18:26,508 So who would want zombies gone, but want it done quietly? 401 00:18:28,112 --> 00:18:29,545 I'll figure it out. 402 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:33,449 In the meantime, I'm gonna need my dad back. 403 00:18:33,451 --> 00:18:35,317 God, do I miss that man. 404 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:41,090 Nope. Can't do it. You need me to show you a photo or... 405 00:18:41,092 --> 00:18:43,725 No, I have no doubt which one is your dad. 406 00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:47,729 Imperious, fancy dresser, owns a bust of himself. 407 00:18:47,731 --> 00:18:49,064 That's the guy! 408 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,900 And from here on, I tell you which zombies you take out. 409 00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:53,902 I think we could solve a few of each other's problems. 410 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,437 There's someone out there. 411 00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:56,638 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 412 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,940 Hey. Hey. Hey. 413 00:18:58,909 --> 00:19:01,677 It's the FBI, man. They've got a crush on me. 414 00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:03,879 They've got it in their head that I'm the Chaos Killer. 415 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,710 You're gonna have to leave here the same 416 00:19:05,735 --> 00:19:07,316 way you came in, back of a hearse. 417 00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:08,784 Chief will take you. 418 00:19:09,987 --> 00:19:11,153 All right. 419 00:19:11,522 --> 00:19:12,588 Uh, Major. 420 00:19:13,023 --> 00:19:14,156 Yeah? 421 00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:16,758 I know where you live. 422 00:19:17,394 --> 00:19:20,162 I know where Liv, um, lives. 423 00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:23,565 Give me my dad or things are gonna get ugly fast, okay? 424 00:19:27,805 --> 00:19:29,138 How can you not see it? 425 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,106 Sorry, mate. Not sure I follow. 426 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,941 She takes on certain personality traits 427 00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:35,177 of the victims we're investigating. 428 00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:36,712 Now, I do my best to roll with it, 429 00:19:36,714 --> 00:19:40,149 figure it helps her get in tune, psychically-speaking. 430 00:19:40,151 --> 00:19:41,884 If you say so, um... 431 00:19:41,886 --> 00:19:43,253 Right now, for instance, the guy we're 432 00:19:43,278 --> 00:19:44,620 investigating is a pathological liar. 433 00:19:44,622 --> 00:19:46,188 - She... - Lunch is here! 434 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,390 Finally. Did you get lost? 435 00:19:48,392 --> 00:19:49,825 I would've been back sooner, 436 00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:52,394 but the guy in front of me in line had a mild heart attack. 437 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:55,330 I had to administer CPR, wait for paramedics... 438 00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:58,567 He'll survive, but your kung pao chicken may be cold. 439 00:19:58,569 --> 00:20:00,702 Then it would be small of me to complain. 440 00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:02,137 Ballistics came back. 441 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,906 The gun found buried with Big Fish 442 00:20:03,908 --> 00:20:06,208 matches an unsolved murder from last year. 443 00:20:08,078 --> 00:20:10,512 Popeye Collier. Dock worker. 444 00:20:10,514 --> 00:20:12,247 He witnessed a Utopium shipment 445 00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:13,815 arrive from Hong Kong, 446 00:20:13,817 --> 00:20:15,780 was gonna testify against the men from Mr. Boss' 447 00:20:15,805 --> 00:20:17,286 crew he saw unloading it. 448 00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:18,353 He was killed in his home. 449 00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:20,222 Looked like a professional hit. 450 00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:23,058 That's Terrell Johnson. 451 00:20:23,451 --> 00:20:25,928 Captured at the murder scene, covered in Collier's blood. 452 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:27,329 Ex-con. 453 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,164 No weapon was found though, 454 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,967 and there was no gunshot residue on Terrell's hands. 455 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,965 I talked to Lieutenant Devore who handled 456 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:36,104 the Collier case back when she was in Vice. 457 00:20:36,106 --> 00:20:38,021 She said they were sure Johnson was the 458 00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:39,865 killer, just couldn't make it stick. 459 00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:44,746 Terrell Johnson could be a hitman working for Boss. 460 00:20:44,748 --> 00:20:46,582 If he's taken out two of Boss' enemies, 461 00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:48,250 he's probably taken out a lot more. 462 00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:53,088 Devore said Terrell disappeared without a trace after the trial, 463 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:56,858 but... I've tracked him down. 464 00:20:58,696 --> 00:21:01,063 Terrell Johnson? Seattle PD, we'd like to talk. 465 00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:03,098 Has this seemed like the longest day? 466 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,307 What do you want? 467 00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:13,675 You know this man? 468 00:21:14,745 --> 00:21:17,446 Name's Corey Carp. Goes by "Big Fish." 469 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:18,981 No. Why? 470 00:21:19,483 --> 00:21:20,549 He was murdered. 471 00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:25,053 The same gun that was used as the Popeye Collier murder. 472 00:21:26,046 --> 00:21:29,825 You want to talk to me, I'm gonna be needing a lawyer present. 473 00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:38,000 - Any visions? - No. But he sure felt like our guy. 474 00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:42,237 I'm not disputing that Bonnie and Clyde are like family to you, 475 00:21:42,494 --> 00:21:46,908 but the IRS doesn't allow you to claim pit bulls as dependents. 476 00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:49,011 But I'm their sole provider. 477 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,081 I know, but I always advise my clients 478 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,050 to stay on the right side of the law. 479 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,218 Hey, Boss. 480 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,020 Our friend in the SPD just called. 481 00:21:58,022 --> 00:22:01,890 Detectives working the Big Fish case like Terrell Johnson for it. 482 00:22:01,892 --> 00:22:02,991 They tracked the guy down. 483 00:22:02,993 --> 00:22:04,092 They do, huh? 484 00:22:04,094 --> 00:22:05,627 Want me to handle it? 485 00:22:07,231 --> 00:22:08,563 Where's Drake? 486 00:22:10,534 --> 00:22:11,667 You feel that? 487 00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:14,736 It's a tumor. 488 00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:18,974 It's not a toomah. It's a muscle. 489 00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:20,097 You could have it removed, but 490 00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:21,443 then you'd only have a five pack. 491 00:22:21,445 --> 00:22:22,445 It's too risky. 492 00:22:22,446 --> 00:22:24,112 You're not taking me seriously. 493 00:22:24,114 --> 00:22:26,748 You already told me you're on hypochondriac brain. 494 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:27,916 You should've kept that to yourself 495 00:22:27,918 --> 00:22:29,084 if you wanted more sympathy. 496 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,886 Blaine gives all the best brains, 497 00:22:30,888 --> 00:22:33,689 the people with the fun obits, to his paying customers. 498 00:22:33,691 --> 00:22:35,891 His hired help gets the leftovers. 499 00:22:38,062 --> 00:22:39,661 I want you to be careful down there. 500 00:22:41,031 --> 00:22:43,799 Blaine is selling Utopium out of Shady Plots. I'm sure of it. 501 00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:46,301 He's taking on Mr. Boss. 502 00:22:47,571 --> 00:22:49,004 You almost had me. 503 00:22:49,006 --> 00:22:51,673 Pathological liar brain. I'm gonna have to be careful. 504 00:22:51,675 --> 00:22:53,175 No. This is the truth. 505 00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:54,976 You need to watch your back. 506 00:23:02,619 --> 00:23:04,853 - Major? - Hey. 507 00:23:04,855 --> 00:23:08,223 You're not really palling around with Blaine, are you? 508 00:23:12,921 --> 00:23:14,578 _ 509 00:23:14,623 --> 00:23:17,057 What makes you think I've been palling around with Blaine? 510 00:23:17,059 --> 00:23:18,959 Well, it must've been when he said you two were BFFs now. 511 00:23:18,961 --> 00:23:20,661 Shh. My roommate's sleeping. 512 00:23:21,731 --> 00:23:23,397 What are you doing palling around with Blaine? 513 00:23:23,399 --> 00:23:24,565 I'm not. 514 00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:27,735 Look, I'm taking my grandmother on a tour of cemeteries, 515 00:23:27,737 --> 00:23:30,571 - and surprise, surprise... - You visited Shady Plots. 516 00:23:30,573 --> 00:23:32,239 So you do know what he's up to. 517 00:23:32,241 --> 00:23:34,174 But I'm not palling around with him. 518 00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:36,343 One of the weird, um, "perks" of my job 519 00:23:36,345 --> 00:23:37,578 is that I get to know just about 520 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:38,912 every funeral director in the city. 521 00:23:38,914 --> 00:23:40,514 You didn't tell me. 522 00:23:40,516 --> 00:23:41,805 Yeah, because I thought you might 523 00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:43,460 do something unwise with the information. 524 00:23:43,886 --> 00:23:45,119 Drop by the grenade store. 525 00:23:46,055 --> 00:23:48,055 Okay, look, anything I might do to him, 526 00:23:48,057 --> 00:23:49,623 he'd deserve. 527 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:53,393 No arguments here, but you've gotta know that he serves a purpose. 528 00:23:54,396 --> 00:23:55,462 He's in charge of feeding Seattle's zombies. 529 00:23:55,464 --> 00:23:56,730 That's his gig. 530 00:23:56,732 --> 00:23:58,365 At least now he's doing it without murdering people. 531 00:23:58,367 --> 00:24:00,934 - Okay. You need to move. - What? 532 00:24:00,936 --> 00:24:02,302 He thought it would be cute to mention that 533 00:24:02,304 --> 00:24:03,804 he knows here you live. 534 00:24:03,806 --> 00:24:05,739 Look, just a building 535 00:24:05,741 --> 00:24:07,608 with a doorman and security cameras. 536 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:08,675 He knows where I work, too. 537 00:24:08,677 --> 00:24:09,977 So... 538 00:24:09,979 --> 00:24:11,111 Oh. 539 00:24:11,814 --> 00:24:13,614 - You have company? - Sorry? 540 00:24:14,784 --> 00:24:16,183 It seems like there's someone moving around in your bedroom. 541 00:24:16,185 --> 00:24:17,985 Oh, no. That's... That's my brother. 542 00:24:17,987 --> 00:24:20,120 Oh, really? So, uh, you... 543 00:24:20,122 --> 00:24:21,421 You two have patched things up. 544 00:24:21,423 --> 00:24:22,556 Everything's hunky-dory. 545 00:24:22,558 --> 00:24:24,858 It must be if you're having slumber parties. 546 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,927 His buddy dropped him off here. 547 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:29,129 Evan tied one on, and he's crashing here, 548 00:24:29,131 --> 00:24:31,765 so that he doesn't have to face Mom until he's sobered up. 549 00:24:31,767 --> 00:24:33,834 And you know he's allergic to pet dander, so... 550 00:24:33,836 --> 00:24:36,537 - Oh, I didn't, actually. - Yeah. 551 00:24:37,873 --> 00:24:40,040 And my roommate is dog-sitting her uncle's mini golden doodle. 552 00:24:40,042 --> 00:24:41,942 So cute. The dog, not the uncle. 553 00:24:41,944 --> 00:24:43,777 Anyway, there's dog hair all over the couch, 554 00:24:43,779 --> 00:24:46,747 - and if Evan even gets close... - Okay. Yeah, I got it. 555 00:24:46,749 --> 00:24:49,216 Long story short, I am sleeping on the couch tonight. 556 00:24:49,218 --> 00:24:50,584 But I should get back to Evan 557 00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:53,787 because I was just on a mission to get his puke bucket. 558 00:24:54,857 --> 00:24:56,623 Thank you for worrying about me. 559 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,792 - Oh, yeah. - All right. 560 00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:00,761 I'm sorry for swinging by so late. 561 00:25:01,831 --> 00:25:03,263 Tell Evan hi for me. 562 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:09,503 Sorry that took so long. 563 00:25:09,505 --> 00:25:11,638 Oh, it's no biggie. Work called. 564 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,041 G-Rad got attacked by a drunk bachelorette. 565 00:25:14,043 --> 00:25:16,176 Girl nearly took his eye out with a penis straw. 566 00:25:17,246 --> 00:25:19,613 They need me to go down there and cover the door. 567 00:25:20,783 --> 00:25:24,151 How about dinner tomorrow? I make a mean brain ziti. 568 00:25:24,153 --> 00:25:27,521 Yeah. Sounds great. Wait. Is that another lie? 569 00:25:27,523 --> 00:25:28,689 Hand to God. 570 00:25:29,959 --> 00:25:31,758 I'll leave the key under the mat 571 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,694 in case you beat me here. 572 00:25:33,696 --> 00:25:37,397 And if you want to bring another girl, we can make it a real party. 573 00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:39,099 Cool. 574 00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:43,070 That last part was a lie. 575 00:25:43,072 --> 00:25:44,404 I know. 576 00:25:50,512 --> 00:25:51,845 You wanted to see me, Boss? 577 00:25:51,847 --> 00:25:54,214 You've been with us for about a year-and-a-half now, Drake. 578 00:25:54,216 --> 00:25:57,317 You work hard, but even better, you work smart. 579 00:25:57,319 --> 00:25:59,987 I think it's about time we gave you more to do around here, huh? 580 00:25:59,989 --> 00:26:01,188 You ready to pop that cherry? 581 00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:03,123 I don't even need to be sweet-talked. 582 00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:07,127 Terrell Johnson. He lives at 555 Brooksbank. 583 00:26:07,129 --> 00:26:09,963 By tomorrow, that should no longer be a true statement. 584 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,666 No problem. What did he do? 585 00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:14,534 Does it matter? 586 00:26:14,536 --> 00:26:15,936 Not even a little bit. 587 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,873 He took out one of our guys. 588 00:26:21,076 --> 00:26:23,677 Looks like he's got it in his head to settle old scores. 589 00:26:27,616 --> 00:26:29,149 Everyone lies. 590 00:26:29,345 --> 00:26:32,552 It's a coping mechanism. A key survival trait. 591 00:26:32,554 --> 00:26:35,276 Show me someone who always tells the 592 00:26:35,301 --> 00:26:37,925 truth, and I'll show you a weirdo. 593 00:26:37,927 --> 00:26:39,660 But maybe the most dangerous lies 594 00:26:39,662 --> 00:26:41,461 are the ones we tell ourselves. 595 00:26:43,032 --> 00:26:44,631 That boy you like? 596 00:26:44,633 --> 00:26:46,206 The one who gets shot, the one who 597 00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,734 hangs out with Don E. and Blaine 598 00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,803 and disappears in the middle of the night. 599 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:53,407 You've never seen his place or met his friends. 600 00:27:16,131 --> 00:27:17,230 Babineaux. 601 00:27:17,232 --> 00:27:18,865 Clive, it's me. I had a vision. 602 00:27:18,867 --> 00:27:20,834 Terrell was lying. He knew Big Fish. 603 00:27:20,836 --> 00:27:22,502 He did? 604 00:27:22,504 --> 00:27:24,690 Big Fish saw Terrell bent over Popeye 605 00:27:24,715 --> 00:27:27,107 Collier's dead body, blood on his hands. 606 00:27:27,109 --> 00:27:28,909 Big Fish could've put Terrell away for murder. 607 00:27:28,911 --> 00:27:30,510 That has to be why Terrell killed him. 608 00:27:30,512 --> 00:27:32,579 We should drop back in on Terrell. 609 00:27:32,581 --> 00:27:34,414 I can swing by first thing. 610 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:35,816 Great. I'll be ready. 611 00:27:35,818 --> 00:27:38,919 Oh, and Clive, if you can, pick me up a soy vanilla latte. 612 00:27:38,921 --> 00:27:41,013 There's this new study that says caffeine 613 00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:42,780 helps stimulate psychic activity. 614 00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:44,458 Clive? 615 00:27:44,827 --> 00:27:46,026 Clive! 616 00:27:55,104 --> 00:27:56,470 Hey, Terrell. 617 00:27:59,441 --> 00:28:00,941 Mr. Boss sent me. 618 00:28:00,943 --> 00:28:02,776 I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 619 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,065 _ 620 00:28:12,121 --> 00:28:14,255 Mr. Johnson? It's Detective Babineaux. 621 00:28:14,675 --> 00:28:18,092 - Mr. Johnson! - The door's ajar. Can't we just go in? 622 00:28:21,664 --> 00:28:23,464 Mr. Johnson! Seattle PD. 623 00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:25,966 Show yourself. 624 00:28:27,470 --> 00:28:28,869 Mr. Johnson! 625 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:35,976 I'm gonna check the back. Stay here. 626 00:28:57,233 --> 00:28:59,800 Liv. Come here. 627 00:29:05,274 --> 00:29:06,440 Someone left in a hurry? 628 00:29:08,878 --> 00:29:10,611 Check out this laptop. 629 00:29:12,515 --> 00:29:14,181 He was researching flights to Mexico. 630 00:29:14,183 --> 00:29:15,983 All of them leaving the first thing this morning. 631 00:29:15,985 --> 00:29:18,752 Looks like our visit motivated him to get the hell out of Dodge. 632 00:29:18,754 --> 00:29:21,422 An innocent man doesn't hightail it to Mexico. 633 00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:23,557 I'll call Homeland Security. 634 00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:25,326 We should be able to have someone waiting for him 635 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:27,328 if he gets on one of these flights. 636 00:29:27,571 --> 00:29:29,563 Ooh, I could do blood dripping 637 00:29:29,588 --> 00:29:31,398 out of the corners of your mouth. 638 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,067 Make you even scarier. 639 00:29:33,069 --> 00:29:34,234 That's not really the object. 640 00:29:34,236 --> 00:29:38,238 A warning. Your dad's still frozen. 641 00:29:42,812 --> 00:29:45,946 I guess someone's gotta make an obligatory popsicle joke, right? 642 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:50,451 No? When did it get so highbrow in here? 643 00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:54,088 Hey, this isn't for my benefit, right? 644 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:55,622 I still know you're not a zombie. 645 00:29:55,624 --> 00:29:57,858 Ah, but it's only a matter of time, though, isn't it? 646 00:29:58,861 --> 00:30:00,761 If we're on the same path as Ravi's test rat? 647 00:30:00,763 --> 00:30:02,363 We might as well get comfortable with it. 648 00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:12,172 Oh! They're so cute when they're sleeping. 649 00:30:12,174 --> 00:30:14,975 So, I held up my end of the bargain. 650 00:30:15,444 --> 00:30:16,677 You? 651 00:30:17,813 --> 00:30:19,853 Why do you think I went through all of this trouble? 652 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,885 Jeremy Chu. Our friend in the fourth estate. 653 00:30:24,887 --> 00:30:27,121 Welcome to Shady Plots. 654 00:30:27,123 --> 00:30:28,822 Hmm, a funeral home. 655 00:30:30,226 --> 00:30:32,526 I should've known that's how you were getting your brains. 656 00:30:32,528 --> 00:30:34,495 Well, how else would one manage it? 657 00:30:36,098 --> 00:30:38,483 I appreciate your patience in regards to 658 00:30:38,508 --> 00:30:40,868 our sudden dearth in undead courtesans. 659 00:30:40,870 --> 00:30:42,664 Luckily, there's always a few 660 00:30:42,689 --> 00:30:44,729 ladies dying to join the team. 661 00:30:46,275 --> 00:30:48,842 - Well, hello. - Hi, there. 662 00:30:48,844 --> 00:30:50,344 I'm Candy. 663 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,113 There's a Rolling Stones lyric. 664 00:30:53,115 --> 00:30:56,717 "You could make a dead man... " 665 00:31:00,189 --> 00:31:02,723 You see? Wasn't that easier? 666 00:31:03,692 --> 00:31:06,026 Now, for the real makeup job. 667 00:31:08,497 --> 00:31:09,730 Little help here? 668 00:31:11,133 --> 00:31:13,033 Where's the big zombie? 669 00:31:21,944 --> 00:31:24,178 This is Drake. Leave a message. 670 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:28,148 Hey, it's me. I thought you were coming over for dinner. 671 00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:30,784 Text me so I know you're alive? 672 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,977 Unless I'm being ghosted. In which 673 00:31:33,002 --> 00:31:35,032 case that would defeat the purpose. 674 00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:49,369 Ah, frack! 675 00:31:56,812 --> 00:31:58,946 Fish. You don't gotta do this. 676 00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:15,187 Hey. It's just me. 677 00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:18,232 I'm sorry I'm getting here so late. 678 00:32:18,968 --> 00:32:20,134 I saw you. 679 00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:22,002 The night you were shot. 680 00:32:22,004 --> 00:32:23,804 You didn't tell me the whole story, did you? 681 00:32:25,274 --> 00:32:28,108 You're an accessory to the murder I'm investigating. 682 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:35,881 _ 683 00:32:36,132 --> 00:32:38,132 So Don E. killed Big Fish, 684 00:32:38,134 --> 00:32:41,035 and Big Fish killed our two would-be Utopium smugglers. 685 00:32:41,037 --> 00:32:43,070 Vic Parisi and Lonny Evans. 686 00:32:43,072 --> 00:32:44,682 And when Big Fish found out that Don E. 687 00:32:44,707 --> 00:32:46,373 And Drake were looking for their bodies, 688 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,708 he tried to kill them, too. 689 00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:48,842 That's great! 690 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:50,311 How is that great? 691 00:32:50,313 --> 00:32:53,314 Don E. is the killer that Clive and I have been looking for, 692 00:32:53,316 --> 00:32:55,482 but Don E. knows all about zombies. 693 00:32:55,484 --> 00:32:57,651 And he shot Big Fish in defense of my boyfriend, 694 00:32:57,653 --> 00:33:00,054 who, by the way, helped bury Big Fish's body. 695 00:33:00,056 --> 00:33:01,422 That's obstruction at least. 696 00:33:01,424 --> 00:33:03,457 Okay. So not so great on that front. 697 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:04,881 But we know somewhere in those 698 00:33:04,906 --> 00:33:06,493 Big Fish memories in your head, 699 00:33:06,495 --> 00:33:07,761 you likely have the information 700 00:33:07,763 --> 00:33:09,730 about where our Utopium smugglers are buried. 701 00:33:09,732 --> 00:33:11,765 You just have to trigger the vision. 702 00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:13,801 I know. That's why I'm meeting Drake at 703 00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:15,936 his high school buddy Vic's place later. 704 00:33:15,938 --> 00:33:17,071 He's gonna get me in the house, 705 00:33:17,073 --> 00:33:19,373 and, with any luck, the magic'll happen. 706 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:20,908 What's the Missy Elliott song, 707 00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:22,309 "Cerebellum, don't fail me now"? 708 00:33:22,311 --> 00:33:24,244 I don't think that's how it goes. 709 00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:28,048 I've got an update on the Big Fish homicide. 710 00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:30,150 Our guy Terrell Johnson? He's on the lam. 711 00:33:30,152 --> 00:33:32,252 His passport and ID were missing from his house. 712 00:33:32,254 --> 00:33:34,188 Most of his clothes were gone, too. 713 00:33:34,190 --> 00:33:35,856 All signs point to Mexico. 714 00:33:35,858 --> 00:33:37,391 Hmm. 715 00:33:37,393 --> 00:33:39,727 Cops start sniffing around, so he bought himself a one way ticket. 716 00:33:39,729 --> 00:33:41,128 I'll put out an APB and I'll... 717 00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:43,197 Homeland Security can look for Johnson. 718 00:33:43,199 --> 00:33:44,732 He's not your problem anymore. 719 00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:48,469 Keep the coffee fresh until another homicide lands on your desk. 720 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:53,073 - They're K cups. - Clive. 721 00:33:55,211 --> 00:33:57,211 I just can't win with that woman. 722 00:33:57,213 --> 00:33:59,179 Check out this Shady Plots surveillance photo. 723 00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:01,781 It's blurry, it won't hold up in court, but it could be something. 724 00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:04,418 That's Blaine, obviously. 725 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:07,688 But the other guy. Doesn't it kind of look like... 726 00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:08,989 Major. 727 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:17,531 I'm here. Where are you? 728 00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:20,067 I'm so sorry, Liv. I can't make it. 729 00:34:20,069 --> 00:34:22,736 I swear to God it feels like I'm having an appendicitis. 730 00:34:22,738 --> 00:34:25,606 I know it's the brain, but I feel like I'm dying. 731 00:34:25,608 --> 00:34:28,909 As soon as I'm on another brain, we'll drop by Vic's, okay? 732 00:34:28,911 --> 00:34:30,010 Seriously? 733 00:34:30,012 --> 00:34:31,612 Oh, God. Yes. 734 00:34:31,614 --> 00:34:35,082 Okay. Feel better soon. Bye. 735 00:34:35,084 --> 00:34:36,316 Bye. 736 00:34:40,256 --> 00:34:41,288 Hello? 737 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:42,456 Mrs. Parisi? 738 00:34:43,325 --> 00:34:44,625 I'm Amy Aly n. 739 00:34:45,795 --> 00:34:49,263 I don't mean to bother you, I was hoping to talk to you. 740 00:34:49,265 --> 00:34:50,531 About your son, Vic. 741 00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:54,101 I'm truly sorry for your loss. 742 00:34:54,103 --> 00:34:55,670 My boyfriend was a friend of Vic's 743 00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:57,395 back in high school, Drake Holloway. 744 00:34:58,140 --> 00:34:59,273 Drake who? 745 00:34:59,275 --> 00:35:00,474 Holloway. 746 00:35:00,476 --> 00:35:03,544 Uh, I don't know who that is. 747 00:35:04,747 --> 00:35:06,300 - Oh. - But sometimes I think 748 00:35:06,325 --> 00:35:08,107 Vic had a whole secret life. 749 00:35:08,384 --> 00:35:09,750 Oh. 750 00:35:09,752 --> 00:35:14,788 Well, uh, the reason Drake suggested coming to see you 751 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:16,156 is I'm a reporter. 752 00:35:17,693 --> 00:35:19,660 I'm working on a story for Stars and Stripes about decorated war heroes 753 00:35:19,662 --> 00:35:22,262 who struggled to find work upon returning home. 754 00:35:23,132 --> 00:35:25,065 I was hoping to talk to you about Vic. 755 00:35:25,634 --> 00:35:27,401 Sure. Come on in. 756 00:35:30,139 --> 00:35:32,906 It's been nearly two years since Vic went missing. 757 00:35:34,276 --> 00:35:36,836 Probably took me about half that to admit to myself he was dead. 758 00:35:40,316 --> 00:35:43,750 Do you have any more recent pictures of Vic, 759 00:35:43,752 --> 00:35:47,020 maybe from his service or after he got back? 760 00:35:47,022 --> 00:35:48,288 Sure. 761 00:35:51,694 --> 00:35:57,798 That's his platoon in Fallujah and this one's from his welcome home party. 762 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,834 And here he is with his best friend Lonny. 763 00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:10,043 - Please! You don't have to do this! - Arghh! 764 00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:23,123 He survived so much over there. 765 00:36:23,592 --> 00:36:25,125 Lost his leg. 766 00:36:26,028 --> 00:36:28,829 However he died, I hope he wasn't afraid. 767 00:36:28,831 --> 00:36:32,766 I hope it was quick, and he didn't see it coming. 768 00:36:36,172 --> 00:36:37,571 I'm sure it was. 769 00:36:40,209 --> 00:36:42,743 Sorry. I'm gonna go grab a tissue. 770 00:36:48,317 --> 00:36:50,217 Hello. 771 00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:53,287 Ravi, I know where to dig. 772 00:36:53,956 --> 00:36:55,355 He's buried by a swing set. 773 00:36:56,759 --> 00:36:59,426 I can't tell you how badly we needed this news right now. 774 00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:00,661 Why? What's wrong? 775 00:37:00,663 --> 00:37:01,962 It's New Hope. 776 00:37:02,898 --> 00:37:04,665 She died this afternoon. 777 00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:07,467 - So Major. - And Blaine. 778 00:37:07,469 --> 00:37:09,169 They're on borrowed time now. 779 00:37:10,172 --> 00:37:12,105 We need to find that one-legged corpse ASAP. 780 00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:35,596 Daddy? 781 00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:37,931 You've come back to us. 782 00:37:38,867 --> 00:37:41,835 After 50 years of praying, here you are. 783 00:37:43,005 --> 00:37:45,072 You missed it all. 784 00:37:45,074 --> 00:37:48,375 The Zombie Apocalypse, the Rapture, 785 00:37:48,377 --> 00:37:52,679 the Ginger Rapture, the Great Floods of '28 and '44. 786 00:37:52,681 --> 00:37:55,349 Blaine? Is that you? 787 00:37:55,351 --> 00:37:56,683 Quick! 788 00:37:56,685 --> 00:37:59,386 We've got to get you out of here before Dr. Zaius catches us! 789 00:37:59,388 --> 00:38:01,521 You see, winter is coming! 790 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:05,626 Son! 791 00:38:06,095 --> 00:38:07,828 Please! 792 00:38:09,431 --> 00:38:10,864 Help me! 793 00:38:14,236 --> 00:38:15,469 "Please help me." 794 00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:18,839 Where have I heard that before? 795 00:38:20,809 --> 00:38:23,176 I know. I said it. 796 00:38:24,313 --> 00:38:26,480 "Daddy, please help me. 797 00:38:27,383 --> 00:38:29,049 Frau Bader beat me. 798 00:38:31,253 --> 00:38:32,519 Please help me, 799 00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:33,820 Frau Bader made me clean the kitchen floor 800 00:38:33,822 --> 00:38:35,155 with my tongue. 801 00:38:35,157 --> 00:38:38,659 Frau Bader locked me in a dog crate all day." 802 00:38:39,728 --> 00:38:43,897 You gave that woman $100 million! 803 00:38:45,334 --> 00:38:48,168 I see. 804 00:38:49,071 --> 00:38:51,571 How long have I been out? A few days? 805 00:38:52,474 --> 00:38:55,108 If Frieda is getting all my money, 806 00:38:56,045 --> 00:38:58,111 that means people think I'm dead 807 00:38:58,981 --> 00:39:01,415 and that I, 808 00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:04,451 forgive my inability to make air quotes, 809 00:39:04,453 --> 00:39:05,819 died mysteriously. 810 00:39:07,923 --> 00:39:12,092 And now your feelings are hurt because I had the temerity 811 00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:15,529 to include a provision in my will 812 00:39:15,531 --> 00:39:17,698 that has further evidenced 813 00:39:18,801 --> 00:39:22,102 the remarkable foresight on which my company was built! 814 00:39:23,272 --> 00:39:26,807 You know, someone should teach you how to humblebrag. 815 00:39:26,809 --> 00:39:28,008 People might hate you less. 816 00:39:29,044 --> 00:39:32,012 And for what it's worth, I didn't "kill you." 817 00:39:32,781 --> 00:39:34,348 I just negotiated for your body. 818 00:39:35,384 --> 00:39:40,120 For this. This moment. For the joy it gives me. 819 00:39:43,959 --> 00:39:46,393 Are you ready for your close up, Poppy dearest? 820 00:39:46,395 --> 00:39:48,228 You're about to make a new video will. 821 00:39:48,731 --> 00:39:50,364 No, son. I am not. 822 00:39:52,034 --> 00:39:53,233 Because I know you. 823 00:39:56,905 --> 00:40:00,340 You don't have the stomach to do what's necessary. 824 00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,111 I guess we'll never know. 825 00:40:04,113 --> 00:40:06,847 You see, I'm gonna go upstairs and have a sandwich, 826 00:40:06,849 --> 00:40:09,049 leave you with a couple of friends! 827 00:40:12,521 --> 00:40:14,488 You might remember Chief? 828 00:40:14,490 --> 00:40:15,889 You had him shot in the face. 829 00:40:16,492 --> 00:40:17,958 Oh, and Candy. 830 00:40:18,861 --> 00:40:21,395 You tortured her, cut off her fingers. 831 00:40:22,998 --> 00:40:24,197 Have fun, you guys. 832 00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:26,600 Come find me when he's ready to make a new will. 833 00:40:26,602 --> 00:40:29,169 Oh, and avoid the face. 834 00:40:29,171 --> 00:40:31,271 We wanna leave him camera-ready. 835 00:40:32,741 --> 00:40:34,107 Blaine. 836 00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:38,178 Son! 837 00:40:39,882 --> 00:40:42,482 Son! 838 00:40:53,095 --> 00:40:54,594 Right around here. 839 00:41:36,438 --> 00:41:37,671 Oh! 840 00:41:39,441 --> 00:41:41,675 Whoo-hoo. Whoo! 841 00:41:43,946 --> 00:41:45,145 Yeah! 842 00:41:46,315 --> 00:41:47,881 Whoo! 843 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:52,786 Yay! 844 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,552 _ 845 00:41:57,294 --> 00:42:01,626 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.addic7ed.com -